TOP 10 WORST MACHETE/KUKRIS - DESTRUCTION TEST - THEY BROKE - YEAR 0000 - 2023/JUNE/03 -FANBOY ALARM

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YEAR 0000 - YEAR 2023/JUNE/03 (PLANET EARTH)
FANBOY ALARM !!!!
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#stickman
MACHETE/KUKRI DESTRUCTION TEST - UNTIL THEY BRAKE!!! -
I TESTED SO FAR !!!! ‪@joex‬
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BÖKER MAGNUM CSB Latin Machete
• BÖKER MAGNUM CSB Latin...
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CRKT Halfachance
• CRKT Halfachance - MAC...
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CONDOR WARLOCK MACHETE
• CONDOR WARLOCK MACHETE...
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CONDOR ARGYLL Scottish Machete
• CONDOR ARGYLL Scottish...
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ONTARIO KUKRI
• ONTARIO KUKRI - KNIFE ...
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TOPS STORM VECTOR- DESTRUCTION TEST
• TOPS STORM VECTOR- DES...
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COLD STEEL AXIS MACHETE
• COLD STEEL AXIS MACHET...
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CONDOR K-TAC KUKRI, KNIFE, MACHETE
• CONDOR K-TAC KUKRI, KN...
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RED CROWBAR/PRYBAR CONNEX
• RED CROWBAR/PRYBAR CON...
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TOPS EL CHETE KNIFE/MACHETE FAIL
• TOPS EL CHETE KNIFE/MA...

[@litsci4690]

Pissing on that Tops certificate . . . . OUCH. LOL.

[@joex]

a little urin, no hurt no one!

[@hightowerTB303]

@@joex Urin is good for health 😂🍻

[@adammartin9790]

😢

[@KevinSmith-yh6tl]

1st If anyone else ever made a statement that a knife was "Nearly Indistructable", I would seriously have my doubts. But when JOE X makes the same statement, I'm believing his word 100%! Thanks JOE, again you've helped me make up my mind about what not to waste money on. 🤟

[@joex]

cool! glad to help you!

[@user-zc1qm3bw9i]

@@joex : WORK TUFF GEAR ARES

[@tonnywildweasel8138]

"This is not full tang my friend. This is sheit tang!" LMFAO

[@joex]

it is big time!

[@rickboz4494]

That's a lot of hard work testing those kind of heavy duty blades - I truly admire your dedication and passion for destruction and exposing the weakness in blades, especially the ridiculously overpriced Knife makers are watching your videos and wondering WTF they can do to make their product better

[@joex]

i hope they are watching!!! Especially those Tops dudes!

[@rickboz4494]

@@joex For the price of those 2 Tops blades you could have bought another pew-pew, perhaps a G20 10mm

[@joex]

@@rickboz4494 true!

[@dreadnaughttactical]

I have the Cold Steel Royal Kukri and the United Cutlery Combat Commander Kukri and I am glad neither one of these were on the list! Awesome video Joe X!

[@joex]

thanks, Royal Kukri is awesome!!!

[@alanashley6097]

Made my day watching!! Keep it up JoeX!! 🖖

[@joex]

awesome thanks!

[@primafacie5029]

I am so happy you are back mate

[@joex]

thanks a lot!

[@henderstoned]

You broke my K-Tac and the K-tax broke my ❤😂😂😂

[@joex]

sorry!

[@melatonin6811]

It hurt me to I thought my fave big knife was a beast.

[@kuntumbungagambir2183]

I have okc kukri....l love that one.

[@joex]

awesome!

[@hdjnfirnfnhdhdjjdkdk9349]

In my opinion, the biggest disappointment was Condor, especially because they increased the prices so much. I was expecting way more than that. Good vid, Joe!!!👏👏👏

[@joex]

yeah, way to overpriced!

[@michaelwaldeck7081]

I have to say I’m disappointed in the condor too but maybe the heat treat is inconsistent and my condors are the good ones…….. gulp

[@henryhill6126]

I'm not disagreeing with you. Have you verified the quality of heat treatment on yours or do you use your knives the traditional way? I ask because my Condor knives all had poor heat treatments. Very soft and bad grain size.

[@michaelwaldeck7081]

@@henryhill6126 Actually I baton with mine all the time and hit knots etc. I've never had an issue but most of it is on pine.

[@TheStaniG]

Ive got a k tact kukri and I cleaved open a coconut and (unintentionally) carved into my sandstone balcony lmao, edge was indiscernible from new. Im praying I just won the heat treatment lottery lmao.

[@ahmaudarberywasaviolentkle8094]

I'm more impressed that car still runs!

[@joex]

it is a VW!!!

[@mrsliver45]

UdaBest Sir!! You always show your work with fair and consistent blade testing using methods that are very entertaining, educational and inspiring. The oscar worthy performance highlighted by the spectacular entrance in the mutulated VW motorized test apparatus is cinematic gold. Respect Every Time 🙏

[@joex]

thanks a lot sir!

[@jesusignaciobarrongarcia6385]

i love when you said "gracias chicas" jajaja 😂😂

[@joex]

yeah!

[@powers1776reset]

WTF Tops??!! Getting pretty difficult to just explain away all of these really expensive 1095 fails. Not that I try, but damn! I wonder what the excuse is, for their “sharpened pry bars” snapping into pieces upon impact, or “prying”

[@joex]

they dont talk to me, fat "chickens"

[@qdivision4120]

You correct . TOPS has a quality control issue . They need to pay attention to these kinda extreme tests. The percentage of people using these blades to this extreme is rare. Most will buy the knife to open a bag of marshmallows .

[@joex]

i totally agree Q

[@bgieho]

Love your work Joe! When do you think you can get a test session in with a joker nomad large or small? Would love to see how it holds up.

[@joex]

cool, thanks, i dont know!

[@dbratof1]

Another good one my friend !

[@joex]

thanks Blacky!

[@andreytsytsarkin6374]

Тесты просто огонь. Я до этого и не задумывался о том что ножи да мачете могут разлетаться на куски. Очередной улетный ролик. Спасибо.

[@joex]

thanks a lot!

[@mariaconcepcionrodriguezhe2850]

Tops???? More like bottoms🤭

[@joex]

most yes!

[@joex]

number 1 is the worst!

[@KevinSmith-yh6tl]

Maria Conception: That's a good one, I was thinking the same thing! 😆

[@joex]

Think about it!!!!

[@user-nn7xq1fy2i]

When youre not a fucking mongoloid and dont smash them into steel poles theyre quite durable. Ive used various TOPS knives for sane, practical applications, also bushcraft and different hobby-related stuff, and Ive never had a blade issue, only with the handles loosening up and of course thats an easy fix. %90 of this "testing" is just pointless nonsense and says little about the knife.

[@Nxtrice]

Hitting the axis with a car 😂 great! I still think the k-tac is kinda unique.

[@joex]

yeah, it kind of is, but am not getting "warm" with this one!

[@dod0573]

You are reliable

[@joex]

hopefully!

[@henrythomasmarten]

awesome dedication and consistency in pressure washing away FANtasy and BS.

[@joex]

glad u like it!

[@1977aliveandkicking]

When I was young...I cut all kinds of things. I threw knives into doors, tree stumps... Of course, some underwent some modification, they were mostly shortened. I found machetes interesting but impractical to carry, so I stopped using blades and started carrying axes for everyday use in the forest. The knives sat on the shelves until I discovered Joe x. Since then, I have continued to oppress the remaining blades and intend to continue that practice. I propose that we establish an international association of destructtesters. Joe x would be president for life. If anyone agrees with the proposal, leave a thumbs up or if you disagree, leave a thumbs down.

[@joex]

President! sounds nice, thanks!

[@1977aliveandkicking]

@@joex thumb 👍 or 👎 Joe x.

[@powers1776reset]

Hey Joe, have you tested any of Tops blades that are in 5160? I’m curious if those are shit heat treatments as well? Especially the Tops D.A.R.T.

[@joex]

no never!

[@thorwannabe6810]

Id be curious if a imacasa could survive they are quite cheap and coume dull but have heard they are very strong

[@joex]

would be interesting, probably similar to Tramontina!

[@Dg.watercolor]

Hey hey Joe, would you ever sell the intact handles from the knives you so wonderfully destroy?? Keep your amazing work up brother, I've bought several knives based on your efforts 🙌

[@joex]

not much left of the handles!

[@Dg.watercolor]

@@joex HA, keep up the great work brother

[@loxley7194]

I'm happy to see someone calling out Condor on their crappy skeletonized tangs that they call full tang.

[@joex]

yeah, thats a big BS they are doing!

[@waitzinger11]

I buy Gil Hibben Kukri Fighter , please test this kukri. thx And i have Cold Steel Gurkha Kukri Plus 4034ss i love

[@joex]

cool!

[@steverose3318]

Those missing pub- women won't be needing their cars. Lmao Love the tests.

[@joex]

cool!

[@jacobhughes6370]

So which brand would you recommend to chop down my weeds in my backyard . No steel or concrete amongst the triffids .

[@joex]

Makara!

[@tammydespain4356]

Knifes shiver in their sheath, at the mention of Mr.. X

[@joex]

haha, hopefully they do!

[@felipemontero1087]

Joe, what would you recommend for a fighter knife? The kind you would use for fighting

[@joex]

i have a POHL FORCE Romeo One for this, but they are not produced any more!

[@Nick-lm5lz]

Love the shape of that Tops. Too bad they aren't as great as civivivi

[@joex]

true, love those civivis"

[@Nick-lm5lz]

@@joex same here. I have a full collection of none of them

[@Nxtrice]

Lmaooo

[@joex]

@@Nick-lm5lz LOVE CIVIVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Nick-lm5lz]

@@joex long time

[@davidneal6920]

Good video bro 🇦🇹 🇳🇿

[@joex]

cool, thanks!

[@hightowerTB303]

Should be called the Top10 „Schwing“ and „Crack“ 😂🍻 Very entertaining collection, amigo! ❤️🍻 And many thanks for warning us from buying this shit! ❤️🍻

[@joex]

haha yeah!!!! u are welcome my friend!

[@hightowerTB303]

@@joex 🍻

[@sicsempertyrannis4104]

Mashitetes 🤘🏼👀🍿

[@joex]

oh yeah!

[@shaunblevins3303]

Before I spend thousands on buying machete’s for work, could you put out a top 10 best machete video. I literally use a Machete everyday at work. I clear and Maintain Electrical Transmission line Right of ways and Easement’s for a major Gas and Electric Company. The qualities I’m looking for is a machete to be Tough, Lite, something that’s not overly too long I can wear and swing in tight spaces as well as being able to cut a path in thick heavy vegetation and Chop Tree Sapling’s down. Thanks for another great video

[@michaelwaldeck7081]

So what have you found to be the best?

[@joex]

i did a top 20 machetes i week ago or so! kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4GYhaWNrcSKedk

[@joex]

check my vid!

[@user-jv3pd9zi5u]

There need´s to be a challenge for bladesmith´s in which their knife has to be tested by you!

[@joex]

good idea!!!!! cheers my friend!

[@alliswell-pb9vo]

there has to be a thickness/cutting ability limit or else they will all be crazy 6mm thick steel plates that struggle to cut

[@user-jv3pd9zi5u]

It should fit in the categorie of "usable" or "wieldable" 😅

[@1977aliveandkicking]

👍

[@joex]

@@user-jv3pd9zi5u

[@Supra_Mare_Cultro_Bloke]

the classic pissing on Tops again.

[@joex]

me? no way"!

[@Supra_Mare_Cultro_Bloke]

@@joex where is the unbeatable OKC SP8?

[@joex]

did it

[@Supra_Mare_Cultro_Bloke]

@@joex i see. this is "worst 10". okc sp8 ought to be in ”best 10"

[@joex]

@@Supra_Mare_Cultro_Bloke top 20 machetes!

[@marcinos303]

I feel so sorry for those VW Golfs you bully. Do you know how much a Golf II in decent condition costs in Poland? My heart hurts as I look at it. Other than that, great test! I was just about to buy a Condor, and now I don't feel like it.

[@joex]

no Condor for you sir!

[@ThirdoptionJCSU]

Thank goodness that i don't buy anything but Cold steel.Looks like about 90% of those brand don't know how to make a right HT on their blades except the Cold steel.

[@joex]

yeah!

[@YOUR_MOTHER60]

PRY BAR !!!

[@joex]

i love my red one"

[@masonk1l023]

What kukri would y’all recommend?

[@joex]

CS ROYAL

[@sefrapavi]

É a primeira vez que vejo um pé de cabra (crowbar) quebrando hahahaha

[@joex]

hey mac, whats up!

[@evenhand7743]

Just waiting for civivi to make a machete 👍👍👍👍👍

[@joex]

Yeah!!!!!👈🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮

[@Nick-lm5lz]

Aren't we all?

[@joex]

@@Nick-lm5lz

[@MrKaido93]

This is not full tang, this is "shit tang"! Now that is a JoeX classic saying, which is the brutal truth, it is what it is! Lynn Thompson of Cold Steel should have hired you!

[@joex]

AMEN brother!!!

[@joex]

just bought the Mayhem Folder Atlas lock....

[@moritzluckhardt8441]

Every knife is scared of joe

[@joex]

hopefully!

[@kadendookie178]

Surprised that the golf still drives

[@joex]

it is dead now!

[@henryhill6126]

OKC Kukri is SHEEET! I have that one. I always knew it was trash and regretted not buying a real Kukri or at least the Cold Steel one. OKC was cheaper.

[@joex]

ok, cool! dont buy the new Kukri from CS !!! sheat!!!

[@hammer1794]

Hello Joe, could you recommend a good kukuri, in your opinion?

[@Love_lily-p1o]

I wonder how the zombie tools vakra would do!

[@MarthaTorres-gu7vd]

The pry bar definitely should have held up better.

[@joex]

100 %

[@MarthaTorres-gu7vd]

​@@joex. Iv noticed the roofing tear off shovels Iv used forever will no longer hold up from simply prying up sheets of plywood. I'm guessing they outsourced the heat treating.

[@joex]

my english is ok but i have no idea what u are saying!

[@Immortalized1]

NFG

[@MrBuds58]

you should star in next fast and furious movie with all your expert driving skills!!!

[@joex]

hey, good idea, i call Vin!

[@applejuice-4706]

You don’t worry about bullets ricocheting in that closed environment?

[@joex]

Sure!

[@armyrepelentcz4090]

Yes "Simir" with machete 😀

[@joex]

yeah!"

[@armyrepelentcz4090]

@@joex Perfect video bro :-) very thanks greetings from cz 🙂

[@joex]

@@armyrepelentcz4090 cool!

[@nandayane]

Looks like thick blades and hollow grinds and stainless steel do poorly. The cheaper machetes actually do better most of the time because they can dissipate impact force by flexing, where thick knives don’t do that as much.

[@joex]

yeah, i think so too! cheaper is better!!!

[@vulpes_vigor1953]

bro where do you procure all these cars from?

[@joex]

i steal it in Bratislava!

[@steverose3318]

@@joex ( then ) you have serious skills my friend

[@timberwolf7341]

Love the video, but KHUKURIS are not machetes. However, since you didn't test a single real khuk but had KLOs (Khukuri-Like Objects) instead, I just kicked back and laughed at all the cheap crap!

[@joex]

thanks a lot!!!! for me the same!!!

[@HollywoodTacticool]

trying to understand this list. since it's a WORST list, does that mean #10 is the best machete and #1 the worst? or does it mean that #10 is the worst machete, and #1 is least terrible?

[@joex]

Yes, 10 is the best of the worst

[@joex]

Check my top 20 machete vid!

[@Herpetile]

Red Crowbar !!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!

[@joex]

yes!

[@JT-466]

Eickhorn KM2000 pls

[@joex]

i saw one in the wood, on a tree!

[@spamfriedmice4800]

Hey, your Böker is Broken.

[@joex]

big time!

[@vietnamsurvival7213]

No No Ka-Bar BK21 Yes Yes Yes & Ka-Bar 1266 Yes Yesy 😂

[@joex]

ok pro

[@powers1776reset]

I have a BK21 and I’ve always loved it. I don’t know if I wanna watch Joe test it

[@vietnamsurvival7213]

​@@powers1776reset Yes Pro ❤

[@xavieroudin2791]

13:52 Joe X is playing "hide and seek" 🚜

[@joex]

yes!

[@jcarlosmarques1787]

HI HARDNESS IS A SHIT FOR KNIVES.

[@joex]

not for all!

[@ralfyellowknifedietl6159]

Far Cry from Austria 👍👍👍

[@joex]

indeed!

[@frankmorris2603]

You get a lot less negative comments than most u tubers Joe. It might have something to do with all the knifey, accurate shooty action. Dunno.

[@joex]

maybe, but i am not deleting comments!!! Everybody loves shooting shit, i think!!!

[@frankmorris2603]

@@joex Yup. I'm a fan. No shooting in Straya so i need the fantasy of it all Joe. 👍

[@xavieroudin2791]

it seems you're ready for "paris-dakar"... and i don't think Opel and Volkswagen are your sponsors...

[@joex]

yeah, but i proof that old VW Golfs are indestructable!

[@a.i.a3949]

Joe look after your wrists, carpal tunnel sydrome is fucked

[@joex]

no problem so far my friend!

[@ronman2629]

im shocked these knives didnt hold up to being shot and beaten on concrete and metal poles. guess i shouldn't turn the 300 win magnum on my case peanut

[@joex]

u sure should!

[@ronman2629]

@@joex you just like breaking shit

[@joex]

sure, i love it! and i love Fanboy Tears!

[@ronman2629]

@@joex so what are the best?

[@joex]

@@ronman2629 CHECK MY VIDS!!!!!

[@tradways]

Yeah…. This video could go by a similar title… worst ever… or something along that line. Your putting them through problems they were. Not designed to be a solution for. Thats not an abuse test, thats just stupidity

[@joex]

thats sience bro!

[@RobB-fo9bs]

Ofc Joe could do what most knife testers do and cut paper and wood. But fully destroying the knifes shows you the quality of the steel your purchasing

[@stevenrobertson6656]

Boker 🐎💩

[@joex]

Böker!

[@schalkundrauch5125]

Der Schrotthändler kommt bestimmt gerne zu Joe gefahren, um die Reste der Messerleichen einzusammeln.😂⚰️🪦🪦🪦

[@joex]

nah, verkaufe ich alles selber!!!!!!