TOP 20 MACHETES - KUKRI MACHETES - DESTRUCTION TEST - SOME BROKE SOME NOT - YEAR 0000 - 2023/MAY/15

www.buymeacoffee.com/JOEX
TOP 20 MACHETE/KUKRIS for the END OF DAYS!!!
@csknives @ontarioknifeco1889 @CondorToolKnives @jeepzillajoe @tramontina
COLD STEEL JUNGLE - 1055 CARBON STEEL
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fH_Xgmptlq6ahc0
COLD STEEL CUTLASS - 1055 CARBON STEEL
kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5qziIago7OGgpY
COLD STEEL MAKARA - 1075 CARBON STEEL
kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4eWg6Ftfq6sY5Y
SHOOTING THE MAKARA
kzbin.info/www/bejne/apyxpIJ4htt_hZI
TRAMONTINA 18 " MACHETE WOOD HANDLE
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqeukKejiZtpmNU
COLD STEEL TACTICAL TANTO MACHETE
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWTdcqmjbKdssLc
TRAMONTINA 22 " MACHETE
kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppOod3uJq7OSga8
COLD STEEL ROYAL KUKRI MACHETE
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJ_OaJ2CjdyceMk
ONTARIO SP-8 Survival Machete
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnXVh4xnecl0sMk
TRAMONTINA 24 " MACHETE
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGLJnqudjdCffNk
ONTARIO Economy Machete 12"
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZq9g5qnqsiGbpY
ONTARIO SAWBACK 18 " MACHETE
kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIfYZ2yoo7KImqM
MARBLES JUNGLE MACHETE BOWIE
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWPHZYeDoNSkm8U
KERSHAW CAMP 10 MACHETE
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGW9Z4F5qpqIhNU
COLD STEEL KUKRI PLUS MACHETE
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hn22npVjg9OsaMU
Cold Steel Latin Machete Plus 24 "- SAWBACK
kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJK2nnpoadyfeqM
COLD STEEL BARONG MACHETE
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hHjWl2ypqM1mjrM
COLD STEEL TWO HANDED ALL TERRAIN CHOPPER
kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3OpYZd3eK2pe8k
KA-BAR CUTLASS MACHETE
kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5LSZqx3nsZ9rJY
CONDOR WASTELANDER MACHETE -
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rInIl6Gjab2el80
COLD STEEL MAGNUM KUKRI MACHETE
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWWYq5Z7htuBhZI
@ufprogear @Clawgearcom

[@zeroinblack7317]

The innovator we need in the knife community.👍🔪

[@joex]

cool, thanks!

[@Nick-lm5lz]

Where knives come to be witnessed

[@joex]

yeah

[@user-hd9ou6mn9k]

취미가정글도파괴입니까

[@SurvivalLilly]

Awesome winner. Coldsteel. Always a good brand ❤

[@joex]

Yeah!🤟

[@hightowerTB303]

We need some cold steel in hot times like these 🍻

[@joex]

💥👍

[@jolandabael1408]

Hallo JJoeX Goldsteel hat sehr gute producten. Meistens sehr gut getemperd.

[@joex]

👍👍👍👍👍

[@powerart1]

We need more channels like yours. Most knife salesmen will look us straight in the eye and lie to us, and use the the term "normal use" as a shield.

[@joex]

True!!🤟

[@JoseGutierrez-wn9zo]

Best destruction test, EVER. 💯👍

[@joex]

thansk!

[@joevincer8337]

I love knowing how much abuse blades can take before purchasing! This not only very entertaining to watch but very informative as well !! 👏

[@joex]

thanks Joe!

[@googleuser9013]

Just an hour and half ago I returned home with Kabar surv. kukri and Mora 701. And I am really happy with them, they are exactly what I needed for gardening. What a coincidence you decided to post machette compilation🍻 Happy machette day everyone 🎉

[@joex]

yeah, machettes rule the world!

[@stevenrobertson6656]

The CS Jungle Machete is epic amigo 👍

[@joex]

🤟🤟💥

[@kirilalbert9789]

Danke für die schöne Zusammenfassung!

[@joex]

gerne!

[@siegfriedwashburn3484]

Thanks for the video, Joe! Cold Steel rules!))

[@joex]

it sure does!

[@Knifetest]

Thanks for the video

[@joex]

🤟🤟

[@armyrepelentcz4090]

WoW mister 20th machetes 😀 Killer 🙂 nice video, thanks 🙂

[@joex]

u are welcome!

[@MOISECRIMI]

👌

[@BluePatch-pc7sx]

Thanks Joe X, really never been a blade type person, but after watching your fantastic videos. I may have to start packing a blade. Watching your stuff makes me tired, so much energy to inform, educate and set the record straight, greetings from Joe S, Kern County California USA, the reddest and most free county in California. Stay frosty and keep that rebel edge my friend.

[@joex]

thanks! awesome! red state is always good!!!!!

[@nandayane]

Coldsteel’s south Africa produced machetes have been famous from the earliest days of destructive knife testing for being incredibly tough. The Khukuri specifically has been a champ for over 15-20 years.

[@joex]

yeah, indestructable!!!!!!!

[@anthonyblend9917]

@@joex in your sweet dreams. 😂

[@joshalmighty1901]

This is the most BADASS channel on KZbin.

[@joex]

🤟🤟💪🤟

[@anivallopez2409]

Muy buenas pruebas. Es el mejor video de machetes asombroso.

[@joex]

gracias amigo!

[@alyssonmachado5473]

Mais um excelente vídeo. My friend. Parabéns

[@joex]

gracias amigo!

[@dreadnaughttactical]

I am glad to know that I own 6 out of the 10 Cold Steel machetes on the list.. as well as 2 Tramontina machetes.. and all of them seemed to do quite well! Im not surprised that the Cold Steel Katana is not on the list.. but I would love to see a Katana made from T-10 tool steel or 9260 spring steel put to the test Joe X.. I think we all have a pretty good idea now of just how good and durable 1055 Carbon steel is.. thanks to your AWESOME tests!

[@joex]

awesome my friend!!!! u know your blades then!!!!!!!! cheeers!

[@joex]

Katana, i never tested it!

[@andyunchained4393]

Cool vid. I still have my Grandfathers WW2 Bolo Kokoda Machete. It is an amazing tool. Very high quality steel. The handle is the only con. It is a bit small and slippery. But yeah still a great piece of history....

[@joex]

awesome thanks!

[@andyunchained4393]

@@joex your welcome! Any Idea what steel it is? 1944 Aus Army issue Bolo. Pacific. Kokoda issue. All I know about it. Wooden handle

[@coltscustoms]

Got a few of those cold steel and tramontina's, good stuff man!

[@joex]

Cool!👍👍👍👍

[@Luca-xs6ds]

This is the right way to compare! 😁

[@joex]

indeed!

[@Nxtrice]

Awesome! I hadn't seen that jungle one yet.

[@joex]

it is awesome!

[@fredlesteros7668]

Super 👌

[@joex]

thanks a lot!

[@elduderino1329]

Another awesome video 👍.

[@joex]

thanks dude!

[@scdub]

Awesome compilation!! Thanks for taking the time to put this together - it’s very interesting. I was wondering if anything would dethrone the CS Jungle Machete… Nope! Gonna get one from Santa. 🎁

[@joex]

Thanks, santa should come early this year!!

[@t-rexs232]

Joe you are crazy in a good way.😊😅

[@joex]

tell this my Psychotherapist!

[@hdjnfirnfnhdhdjjdkdk9349]

Joe, this is how you make your body indestructible, a lot of workout and a lot of heat treatment. Outside with cold water and inside with cold beer💪🍻👏🍻💪 Just don't stop!!!👏👏👏

[@joex]

yeah, thats kind of true!!! ready for war Z !!!!

[@hdjnfirnfnhdhdjjdkdk9349]

@@joex the zombies are dead😂👍

[@davidneal6920]

Awesome video bruv 🇦🇹 🇳🇿

[@joex]

thanks!

[@KevinSmith-yh6tl]

Cold steel is the way to go. Thanks for helping me make up my mind JOE. 👌

[@joex]

glad to help Kevin!

[@rooftopcat1785]

Marbles for simple garden work is fine, but not for granite bricks, try the k bar or okc. That may work.

[@joex]

true!

[@James-ke5sx]

Holy **** that was ******* awsome.

[@joex]

🤟🤟🤟

[@tonnywildweasel8138]

I really got the hots for that Cold Steel kukri 1055 SA steel. Very impressive 👍

[@joex]

cool!

[@keinnamegefunden1]

Puh, Glück gehabt, zweiter Platz ist ok, da brauch ich erstmal nix neues 😅

[@joex]

yeah, gott sei dank!!!!

[@BUILT2KEEL]

Some of these are amazingly strong!

[@joex]

yes!

[@Arkayden]

You need to test MILLER BROTHERS BLADES, those knives are indestructible.

[@joex]

good idea!

[@joex]

where is Luke?

[@heliuspetador5190]

Thank you for listening to fans' opinions, with this type of video please do longer

[@joex]

Ok

[@mariaconcepcionrodriguezhe2850]

BOING

[@joex]

yes!

[@orange010]

💖💖💖

[@joex]

🤟

[@shadowjezzter]

The all terrain chopper is a sword an orc would use

[@joex]

probably!

[@jlb5672]

Yyeeaaahh 🤣🤣🤣 you are fucking crazy nuts… I must say : I love watching your videos !!! 💪👍👍👍👏👏👏 Power / True test Madness … Thanks to You 🫵 next time I’ll spend some money it won’t be a try and see situation, it will be a I know what I am buying.. 👏👏👏 fantastic job bro , keep it up Peace ✌️

[@joex]

thanks bro!

[@macarelli2097]

Jose X must sleep good at night.. like a baby 😂

[@joex]

he never sleeps!

[@frankmorris2603]

Yep. Coldsteel for the win.

[@joex]

sure thing!

[@shaft8779]

I would like him to test cut the air. Both in night and day time

[@joex]

cool!

[@Gooojojogiovanna]

Would be interesting to see if you could break a real Kukri traditional hand made from leaf spring

[@joex]

yewah!

[@JoeBusic]

Send him one

[@joex]

@@JoeBusic 🤟

[@Nick-lm5lz]

Cold Steel machetes are pretty good

[@siegfriedwashburn3484]

Yeah, that's right!👍🗡️

[@RadDadisRad]

Lol, they aren’t good machetes tho. Too heavy and not long enough.

[@joex]

yes!

[@Nick-lm5lz]

@@RadDadisRad I kinda like my kukhri machete

[@KevinSmith-yh6tl]

​@@RadDadisRad THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 😂

[@hightowerTB303]

Awesome Top20, Amigo! 🍻 No surprise here, Jungle Machete on No. 1 !!! Was sold out everywhere around Xmas … you know what? It‘s back on stock at some sellers and now animated by your great collection video I made an immediate buy for 37€ and on top the awesome Special Forces Shovel for 28€. Now I‘m prepared to bury some zombies! ❤️🍻 Great video, many thanks, amigo! 🍻

[@joex]

Knives and tools.de, i bought 4 pieces!!!

[@joex]

Cool!👍👍👍👍

[@hightowerTB303]

@@joex Yeah, most of the times the way to buy (there I got my package some minutes ago 😉) … sometimes it‘s also worth to check lamnia, especially the CS folders 😉

[@hightowerTB303]

@@joex The Tanto machete is still missing in your ultimate test database, I think 😉

[@joex]

@@hightowerTB303 bought it 2 weeks ago!!

[@roguesheep1747]

Holly bajebus your still your still alive Joe X good for you 😜

[@joex]

Thanks, my anger keeps me going!🤟

[@roguesheep1747]

Your replies weren't showing up on my replies notifications for some god dam reason. But hey-ho there you go all sorted now

[@joex]

awesome!

[@mbawewe1]

Kukri jump in the water was amazing😂😂😂

[@joex]

thanks!

[@evenhand7743]

👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@joex]

👍👍👍

[@RadDadisRad]

I’ve been using Tramontina machetes for years. Overall it’s the best you can buy.

[@joex]

cool!

[@eternaltale6482]

📜🌾🎉🤟

[@joex]

yeah!

[@MrKaido93]

Yes indeed Cold Steel is the winner, those Cold Steel hybrid Machete Swords are even more durable than many true swords! It would be interesting to see Joe X test the Cold Steel Tactical Katana Machete Sword and the Cold Steel Chinese War Sword Machete hybrid!

[@joex]

good idea, maybe...

[@robertpogorzelski8513]

😎👍

[@joex]

👍👍👍👍

[@luciosila2183]

Heck friend you're amazing! A doubt after all the knives you know if you could only take one to a zombie apocalypse, another to the end of the world, another to a climate apocalypse, another to another planet, which ones will you choose? It would be great if you made a video like that sharing your experience.

[@joex]

working on a top 20 list right now!!!!! soon online!!!

[@salgonzalez908]

Do a budget knife round up. I’m curious of cheap and awesome knives.

[@joex]

👍

[@xavieroudin2791]

"stay prepared and use Machetes !!!"

[@joex]

exactly!!!!

[@marciolprado1]

I really liked Condor's machetes, but the Makara could have had a synthetic handle. Cold Steel Jungle is indestructible!

[@joex]

Good idea, with the handle!!

[@vibeslide]

That intro 😂😂😂

[@joex]

yeah, sheat!

[@mobilegamer6466]

So godam funny

[@joex]

thanks!

[@samin8ter]

mashites

[@joex]

🤟

[@BuggyDClown-pc7sc]

I thought the royal kukri was the best🥲 still happy that it got 2nd place. I dont think i will get the jungle one because i already got 3x royal, cant wait to get the cold steel bat. Can you test the cold steel kyoto tanto? Those little blades

[@joex]

At the moment i will not, maybe latet🤟

[@grumpyoldwizard]

I am still hoping you will test the Emerson Government Mule. It is supposed to be extremely strong.

[@joex]

maybe !

[@shaft8779]

All the cars are hiding from machete man now & specialy vw

[@joex]

100 %

[@frankwebster8365]

This is great video. Man, are those machetes tough or maybe you gave them a bit of mercy, hahaha, just joking.

[@joex]

no mercy here!!

[@Pjotr1982]

How many knives are already at the bottom of that lake? I will come there for magnet fishing 😂.

[@joex]

a lot of, i lost in action!

[@1977aliveandkicking]

👍 I grew up with a flock of sheep. On average, every day I cut at least 50 branches with an average thickness of 3 to 5 cm. acacia, ash and other wood was used to feed the herd. I made my way through various bushes and often cleared paths in thorns and undergrowth. I was never satisfied with the flat shape of the machete. If it's short, then you have no reach either in height or to the ground, if it's long, then it mostly bothers you. You can't attract something to you with a straight line. The ideal blade is a smaller ax mounted on a longer handle or a blade we call Kosir. Maybe in subtropical areas the machete has advantages, but not for European forests where harder wood prevails. For me personally, the J-shaped blade, or Kosir as we call it in Istria and Croatia, is ideal. The smaller one mounted on a 120 cm handle worked best for me. Unless there is a zombie apocalypse, I personally will never pick up a machete again, but I will gladly watch Joe break them down into simple factors. My recommendation is to get yourself a smaller carpenter's ax and forget about machetes.

[@joex]

cool, thanks for the info!!!!! but i take a machete over an axe every day!

[@roguesheep1747]

Joe X look the guy is using his words the least we can do is read the first 2 sentence...yeh fuck long elaborate stories that sound like someone has been on the moonshine all night and got so drunk he thought the cotton field was a field full of tiny sheep .

[@joex]

ok

[@joex]

@roge i need some moonshine here!!!

[@1977aliveandkicking]

@@joex Don't call the devil.....Beelzebub's mouthwash is ready in a black bottle with a black cap. P.S. Only for people without stomach ulcers.

[@EverythingN.Nothing]

There's a death metal band called Skinless that has a pic of you on one of the album covers. (Joking). Their music goes pretty good with your vids tho. Big fan man. ✌️🤘

[@joex]

cool, greets to Texas!

[@herrfuchs4712]

Yeah, the Jungle is still de number one. I bought me one after seeing your tests.The three kukris from cold steel performed all quite well. My personal number two is the cutless machete. The big blade destroying anything looks so good. I like your machete and cube videos as much as the ones about knives. You showed us how good the cold steel machetes are for the priece. They outperform machetes, which cost ten times the cold steel machete.

[@joex]

yeah, thats what i like about the "old" CS Machetes, Cutlass was thinking about number 3, but the handle is shittier than the Makara and the 2 Kukris, a lot of brick-vibrations! cheers!

[@Hammer1978]

It seems like Cold Steel and Condor are the trendsetters for reliability and durability.

[@joex]

not all!!!!

[@Hammer1978]

@@joex can you do a video on your top 5 knives/machetes and makers? Your opinion carries alot of weight.

[@tommcqueen3145]

🙂👍🤔

[@joex]

yes

[@heliuspetador5190]

I think you should test the blade in a specific order like sharpness, ability to chop a log in 1 minute, endurance of the tip, bendability of the knife, and finally some crazy ability 😂❤

[@joex]

👍👍

[@butamini]

I think this video is close to pay-per-view level.

[@joex]

Thanks👍👍👍⛔

[@tamc1766]

Brilliant !!!!! How can you breathe in that Gas mask ?

[@joex]

with oxygen from the air!

[@user-qs4uh1pd8r]

Nada vence a matadora de Deuses.... tramontina machete

[@joex]

yes!

[@Youngblood457]

He swings like a Minecraft character

[@joex]

cool, i know!

[@cassanoa]

which one do you like best joe

[@joex]

Jungle!

[@aliasaila8818]

and the winner is: 1055 ! No wonder, this steel is pure thoughness, reasonable good choice for a smashing tool. Maye 51CrV4/1.8159 would do even better?

[@joex]

i am not sure about that!

[@BUILT2KEEL]

Imagine going for a walk and seeing this guy😂 ahh police! You didnt try the gladius, i just bought a cold steel gladius

[@joex]

yeah, would be epic!

[@LookAtTheTrees]

Can you stick a machete in the grill of the car and drive into something like a rhinoceros horn in future video? 😅

[@googleuser9013]

"Golf-rider: The last ride" 😂

[@joex]

i will do that!

[@LookAtTheTrees]

@@joex outstanding ‼️ 🤘🏻

[@heliuspetador5190]

try testing a katana sword sometime, i trust you more than online reviews

[@joex]

thanks, maybe later on!

[@roguesheep1747]

Joe X have you seen the gerbar double down butterfly machete? 176 great British pounds, sorry sorry thats right its Englands pound not Scotlands so we found out in the run up to the 2014 indy referendum, only been using it since we got mugged lol Shit I went off topic AGAIN. What was my point 🤔🥱 Yeh I'm still buying expensive knives😑but only if the can last past the Joe X scale of toughness test scale of atleast 15 minutes

[@joex]

Not yet!🤟

[@joex]

15 min, but my older vids are shorter, because i started hard from the beginning!

[@c3rberos628]

Why is the CS Royal Kukri machete so high if it breaks so bad at the handle?

[@joex]

This was max abuse

[@joex]

First time i ever tested a machete like this

[@Immortalized1]

Man, you should be getting fucking paid for all the knives that you break just so I don’t have to go out and buy shit; kudos to you my man. ✌🏻

[@joex]

thanks!

[@DinoNucci]

RoaR

[@joex]

yes!

[@DustinLikesJiujitsu]

Cold steel the best overall brand?

[@joex]

for machetes and folders YES!

[@DustinLikesJiujitsu]

@@joex thanks! Man you should test the Cold Steel Shanghai Shadow.

[@azlamjoke2889]

Should da have open up some Coconut with those Machete and see how unfit it would look lol

[@joex]

nope!

[@jacksdulaney]

What is the one in the picture?

[@joex]

Condor Swamp Master

[@jacksdulaney]

@@joex ty

[@tordensonn928]

Break the SOG Seal XR BROHEEM

[@joex]

good idea!

[@vietnamsurvival7213]

No pro no pro no pro no pro

[@joex]

yes pro

[@Ve-suvius]

No Pope or Pope. Zet ees ze questzion.

[@vietnamsurvival7213]

​@@Ve-suvius ?????????????😢

[@Ve-suvius]

@@vietnamsurvival7213 Hahaha Why 🤷‍♂?

[@vietnamsurvival7213]

@@Ve-suvius Tôi không hiểu bạn nói gì

[@jolandabael1408]

Hallo Joe X gehst wirklich bis zum eussersten. Finde ich schpitze. Pas gut auf Dich zelber bitte.😮

[@joex]

Ok!💥💥💥💥👍

[@mdubb4855]

You need to be cloned so we have a back up. That was unimaginable wear and tear you suffered while producing these incredible videos. It also wouldn't hurt to produce a "mini-you" to run tests on those small pockets knives I so desperately want to see tested, like the Grik and 1911. I understand you don't want to test them in your current "maxi you" incarnation since all we'd have then, would be five minutes to destruction videos, you'd overwhelm them too quickly. At least machetes challenge you a little.

[@joex]

Thanks a lot, i think i tested the Grik already! 🤟🤟🤟🤟

[@joex]

Clone is actually a good idea!

[@mdubb4855]

@@joex I’m betting you tested the Grik 3” Tri Ad, but that quite possibly the raw footage is still on the editing bench. I remember back in March when you tested the Crawford 1 you said you also got the Grik and another small Cold Steel folder, maybe the Verdict (also 3”, which you just released) or the 3” 1911 (liner lock). I went through your videos list and didn’t see a Grik video though. So how did it do? Handle break or hold up, I’ve always worried about how it gets very thin towards the end.

[@joex]

@@mdubb4855 yes u are correct!!!!!!!

[@Nepravilniy_Obzorschik_Nozhej]

Топор лучше…

[@joex]

🤟

[@dinohunterg]

Rick is pathetic compared to Negan

[@joex]

❓

[@dinohunterg]

Sorry I think I was comedy on another video and I accidentally did it on this video but I really love your channel

[@dinohunterg]

Commenting

[@joex]

@@dinohunterg

[@Beamer199]

Habe mir jetzt eine Cold Steel Kukri Plus Machete zugelegt. Für 60 euro, scheint sie ja extrem gut zu sein. Ich bin froh haha. Danke fürs testen, du musst ja reich sein haha, bei den ganzen Messer/etc die du destroyst.

[@joex]

die ist super!!!!

[@Beamer199]

@@joex das freut mich. Sehr geil, und das obwohl sie viel günstiger ist, als viele der anderen. Platz 3 ist schon echt stark!

[@joex]

ja bei, knives and tools.de ist sie am billigesten glaube ich!

[@Beamer199]

@@joex ja, egal hab sie jetzt schon wo anders geholt, aber auch nur paar Euro mehr. Meine cold steel Messer bestelle ich meist bei knives a Tools :) Würdest du sagen, dass die kukri Plus, die ich habe , besser ist, als die meistens anderen un d ausreicht, um Mal im Garten paar bäume zu stützen etc ? Die gurkha iws plus für 300 Euro ist mir viel zu teuer. Das zahle ich lieber für Messer, die kukriplus ist meine erste und einzige Machete bis jetzt. Habe sonnst ca 15 cold steel und paar Spyderco und ein benchmade Messer.

[@joex]

cool!

[@xiaohuaji1995]

😂这种甘蔗刀拼多多 10几块钱还包邮

[@joex]

yes!