Top 10 WORST METROID CREEPYPASTAS (Part 1)

[@Janonas]

Oh my god watching Hoodo talk about bad creepypastas is freaking awesome. Honestly, this whole thing turned me on a little. ^^;

[@sgtwolf7391]

jan kuttich to much information on the end there.

[@Janonas]

This is a youtube comment. I'm not sure if this is the FIRST comment on youtube, but still, enjoy.

[@monsterreviewer1426]

jan kuttich I'm 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@delsin1126]

jan kuttich THEN

[@gobotimus8449]

jan kuttich nice

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

WHEN SHIT HIT THE FAN, IS YOU STILL A FAN? Also thanks for watching

[@freakyfriesday]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge I love this series! Keep up the great work ❤️

[@randomuser3097]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge I haven't seen the video yet but I know it's going to be good

[@randomuser3097]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge I haven't seen the video yet but I know it's going to be good

[@jup1t3r_j]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge You should do Kirby next

[@randomuser3097]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge also love your videos and keep up the good work 😀

[@dprototype6431]

The sad thing about these creepypastas is that the Metroid series has lots of horror elements already, and a competent writer could totally write a good horror story set in the Metroid universe.

[@retrogamelover2012]

I can imagine the whole X parasite fiasco being a good basis.

[@dragonempress8367]

I swear these creepypastas about Samus only make people unleash their fetishes. Nice video btw I binge watch these when I can't sleep.

[@Dreigonix]

I really don't understand this Samus ryona thing either...

[@iguanaboi3921]

Especially the first one

[@Dreigonix]

+mythic 625 Ryona is a particularly dark fetish involving various types of violence against women. If you’ve ever seen those weird fetish games like Mogeko Castle, Kio’s Adventure, or Sacrifice Girl: The Curse of Demon Snake (that last one’s actually a pretty good game, though), those are what this is.

[@Dreigonix]

+ABL Show Same! Hoodo’s voice is pretty relaxing. ^__^

[@defunctaccount9803]

@@Dreigonix because Samus is hot to them-

[@Mina.Megido]

Somewhere in the creepypasta universe there's just Gamestop employees cracking out pixilated, hacked roms for the lulz, or as a sacrifice for the dark lord.

[@fungusonus]

MiinaVsWorld but only metroid prime3

[@richter_unsolved]

MIINA, YOU SHALL NOT SAY "WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED"'S NAME

[@Bermudalock31]

The sarcasm is my lifeline.

[@eriseff7761]

The fact that there are more than 10 of basically the same creepypasta on the same subject says something in and of itself

[@thema1998]

Thomas Jefferson That's how lazily written these Metroid creepypastas are.

[@getthegoons]

That Metroid can only have a few different horror stories centered around it. And most of those suck.

[@Dreigonix]

Also, yeah. Bloodtroid is an obvious troll, given that they think Samus's name is Metroid.

[@Gametoon05]

It has the freaking word blood in it.

[@thisisaguy6613]

I ruined the 69 like, now everyone can like

[@DatScharger64]

I say it's not a troll, but just a child trying to get famous in the Metroid-fandom despite having never played one game in the series because it's too young to get past the age limit.

[@mariotron8718]

At this point it makes sense to call Samus “Metroid”

[@MomoyosWife]

Oh hey its you

[@Dreigonix]

I don't know what's worse: having a thing for Samus getting eaten by things, or having a thing for pumping Samus full of chemicals until she explodes. In fact, can we keep Samus out of screwed-up ryona, period? She doesn't deserve it. :c

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

Men are turned on by women suffering. It's terrifying.

[@Dreigonix]

@@sophitiaofhyrule Take your misandry elsewhere, plz.

[@dragonempress8367]

@@sophitiaofhyrule some men ain't that messed up. We just happened to find them.

[@OrionDawn15]

@@sophitiaofhyrule Some people have strange fetishes, that's a surprise to you? I bet some women get off to men suffering too. Lets not phrase it like *all* guys get off to that stuff.

[@d3th_2_all]

"Proudly Comming" "Morphb All"

[@rockmanzeroconfused2509]

That's actually Proudly Coming and Morph Ball.

[@yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac]

"We're coming...."

[@darkmatter1721]

Heh, comming

[@JohnGhost]

Oh my God pumping Samus so full of stuff she explodes is freaking awesome. Honestly, this whole thing turned me on a little ^^.

[@Dreigonix]

Why is this Metroid ryona thing a thing, anyway? Is this what happens when there are no guys to ship your girl with? (is silently sitting in my little Samus X Gandrayda corner)

[@getthegoons]

John Ghost #thatsmyfetish

[@ivboy3300]

John Ghost Please go home you’re drunk as hell

[@aerithgainsborough7763]

@@ivboy3300 Watch the video again, they were making a joke that you wouldn't get if you don't pay attention to the video carefully.

[@ivboy3300]

Hanime Gaming IK what he meant.

[@cardboardluigi6957]

18:03 GameStop, of course, is the only store in creepypasta world.

[@smugone3330]

Cardboard Luigi I get my games online,digitaly,or from game stop. I guarantee you the games aren't haunted. Just cheap,crappy and sad. I know this cause I had to get new vegas 2 times. The only cursed thing at game stop is the used copys of new vegas. Apparently there's a big or something where the game breaks after a while. Also most pre owned copys are good. So your more likely to get a fake game from eBay. But one last thing: game stop is ok. Not bad or good just ok. I just use game stop to pre order games.

[@cardboardluigi6957]

So... the Yuriofwind reference was too obscure?

[@an_alienwashere]

Cardboard Luigi and ebay ? what happened to them?

[@orangeboi4082]

and then there's eBay...

[@johnthedork723]

Would you rather it be Walmart?

[@LeviathanSushi]

With the first story, ignoring Mr. Horny On Main's comment, implications of the game over are horrific if you stop and think about it. Assuming all those tubes were plugged into Samus' veins, they pumped her entire circulatory system with Nickelodeon slime until it ruptured. That sounds like a really unpleasant way to go.

[@Aplepopop]

THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN

[@delsin1126]

Aplepopop and THEEEEEN

[@The_WhitePencil]

trollpastas in a nutshell

[@coopiric5427]

I got a Squip- I'm sosorryaboutthis

[@James-nv2op]

Then I saw more blood in this game. Instead of bothering to call 911 I’m just going to kill myself, put this game in a box, and write a note saying to destroy it.

[@dragodrag2457]

AND THEEEEN?

[@swxxtpea999]

*then then then then THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN--* I would say this was me writing stories as a kid but honestly I was of the few kids in the class who didn't do that or something lol

[@2gupsy4me]

*then THEN THEN I switched my robot off*

[@KaiPonVisp]

A kid in my class wrote and entire story with basically no punctuation due to him always using 'and then' whenever anything happened. Then he complained to his parents and the principal when the teacher, very nicely, told him you don't have to repeat 'and then' constantly...

[@M4984LUV]

and and and and... AND AND AND AND AND SHARP

[@ollin-tonatiuh6418]

"The series about aliens, space pirates and..... hot chicks?" Thats actually a great idea for a videogame series if you think about it, who wouldnt want to play that?

[@kojekotake4524]

Gay guys

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

I wouldn't.

[@emilygordbort7300]

First time I've ever seen a Creepypasta try to pass off green as a creepy color usually it's just tomato-sauce red and dirt-under-the-toenails black

[@nomorefnafshipping8234]

I wonder if people make animal crossing creepypastas

[@jamieortiz8394]

Actually, People have.

[@bigshow196]

i think youriofwind has done one of them

[@dragonthunderx3250]

Nomorefnafshipping there's creepypastas of everything it's like rule 34 in a way.

[@That_One_Xatu]

They're pretty much all about mysterious wifi visitors who end up being ghosts of former players or about villagers and/or towns going to shit because the author didn't play the game for several years, but yeah. There is indeed AC creepypastas.

[@gobotimus8449]

Nomorefnafshipping yes and they suck

[@GRex7777]

I actually have to give credit to the first story here, cause someone actually remembered that disc based games don't save their files on the disc, but on the system/memory card. I find it shocking how few people remember that.

[@Tytoalba777]

I suddenly want to see some Zack and Cody pastas, no matter how bad

[@therealhardrock]

9:49 Hearing you read that story is like watching the guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000 riff on a "scary" or "dramatic" movie. You reading out the typos is so funny it's like when there's supposed to be a dramatic scene in a movie where a character dies yet Mike/Joel and the robots are making so many jokes that I'm just laughing.

[@millionsknives8850]

Metroid pastas?! What's next, Silent Hill pastas?!

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

That would definitely make a dope video...

[@millionsknives8850]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge That's it. I want The Room creepypasta!

[@bigshow196]

YOURE TEARING ME APART HOODO *flings monitor out the window*

[@Dreigonix]

Silent Hill is the horror story crappypasta authors don't want you to know about.

[@clownvomitz]

When Jake Paul popped up I legit jumped. He is terrifying.

[@luxr2708]

been waiting for this since the snapchat leaks...

[@JaredThe]

13-year old metroid fan: "I want to maek A metroid creepy pasta of off metroid, but what metroid geme from the metroid series shul this metroid creepy pasta base off the metroid games be about?" *sees Metroid Prime 3: Corruption. Sees the word corruption. Thinks corruption is a totally spooky and/or edgy word.* "I got it! I totally bet no other edgy teen metroid fans are gong to make a pasta off this new metrodi game with and edgy title!" *makes the pasta. Uses the words then and blood more than actually correctly spelled words.*

[@Dreigonix]

Point taken, but do we need to start an "edgy" counter, SavDraws?

[@rocksaltzwidaz3411]

I know that I'm going to come off as really pretentious, but I like to believe (myself being 13) that he's younger than that, since his writing is like that of a 4th graders.

[@acapeIIIa_callilulelo]

Um, I'm a 13 Year Old Metroid Fan, and never in my life would I think of a concoction so bizarre and strange.

[@Lars_Hermsen]

The fictional character that Jared created is 13, but has the mind, creativity, grammar and spelling of a 5 year old. Therefore, he is 8, since 13-5=8, which is actually a reasonable age for this grammar, idea of horror and spelling. Edit: which is actually the age that Rocksaltz predicted. Btw, just something about me, if i would be his age, so that’s 13, i have the seriousness of a toddler. The creativity of a toddler too. But if i want, i have the concentration of a jedi master.

[@cosmictrashbin7236]

Psh, that's nothing. Ever heard of Kirby's Deadland?

[@trashrat8365]

yoooo! I'm the fucking author of the NES metroid creepypasta! I wrote that when I was 12 so naturally it was really shitty, but I loved making the screencaps- and I actually did make two other chapters too but they've been lost to time. But I want to thank you for including this in your video, it's so cool to be recognized like this even though it's for something that wasn't very well executed. Ironically I'm actually helping to develop the official NES godzilla creepypasta game by Iuri Nery and Cosbydaf (if you happen to know what that is, I recommend you give it a look.)- which actually inspired me to make this in the first place. so now that I'm actually working with them it's honestly been a dream come true. And recently I've been thinking about actually recreating this CP just as a fun project.

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Hey-hey, I just saw your comment and I really appreciated reading it! I’m really glad you enjoyed the reading and I look forward to seeing what creative projects you come up with in the future! Best of luck to you and thank you for writing it!

[@sberky98]

recreating this WHAT just as a fun project???

[@stevepensando2593]

Yeah... Maybe don't abbreviate "Creepypasta" like that

[@legoworld246]

0:21 "One which will soon enough be releasing a new game." It's amazing how simultaneously well and poorly that aged, both when this came out, and when this video appeared on my recommendations.

[@maxtanaka3728]

Can you do worst Harry Potter pastas, if any? Or worst Disney creepypastas.

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

Number 1: THAT ONE. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.

[@HusbandofLois]

Paul Smith you watch your mouth!

[@maxtanaka3728]

Paul Smith Dommo Thornio I feel theres a joke im not in on.

[@HusbandofLois]

Stranger In Pink I'm glad we've reached a point where people don't know about My Immortal. OH SHIT I SPOKE IT'S NAME!

[@KaiPonVisp]

Dommo Thornio I know of that horror. I will never be the same. My life has no meaning anymore.

[@DarkMetalMusic]

These are my favorite videos of yours, where you just sarcastically read terrible creepypasta with funny visuals.

[@imfishingonmyds2997]

Scariest (and ugliest) thing ever: Jake Paul's face.

[@someguy1716]

Heis punchable

[@Alice_Fumo]

I think that probably just about all of these stories are written by children / other considerably young people and I think that if young people engage in creative processes like writing stories, it's probably very good for their development. Thus, when I see cringeworthy stories like these, I get like aww. Love the naivity of children.

[@Dreigonix]

+Snowyiu I wish more people were like you and BaptismOnFire. Then the internet would be a much less cynical and toxic place.

[@Lars_Hermsen]

Yeah, the internet is more dangerous than the creepypasta vault. You need 50 guides to be safe on the internet. Or just dont post anything.

[@dragonempress8367]

If it's written by young people, then it's scary to know they're into torturing video game women

[@_.yaku._3577]

Okay, first Samus being pumped with liquid, then Samus being eaten... You sure these weren't just fanfics gone horribly, horribly wrong?

[@mommylefttogetmilk]

Inflation and Vore. Apparently both of my fandoms have those two (Furries and Metroid)

[@formulacloth9971]

Is it bad that I get really happy when one of my favorite KZbinrs gets noticed by their senpai?

[@kirbhoward2125]

No.

[@kojekotake4524]

No it's not

[@thekingmansplainer6813]

You can tell the 1st story is uncreative because out of the colors out there it chooses the least creative,which is of course green.

[@thekingmansplainer6813]

true dat.

[@thekingmansplainer6813]

With a side of hyper realism too please.

[@marshmallow-fluff]

Estevan Munoz ikr

[@arthurmoraes6378]

DHMIS!!! BLUE, RED, GREEN! GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR.

[@SUBM4CH1N3]

The repressed memories THEY'RE ALL COMING BACK

[@doctortoast4361]

Your production values have gotten better.

[@nicegoatdoctor8224]

Honestly what could any of these stories really do in terms of atmosphere, tension, and disturbing implications that any of the Metroid games haven’t done already?

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

"They will soon be releasing the fourth game in a mouth beloved series". Damn man, three years late and that shit still hurted.

[@gigaswardblade7261]

that wasn't a very loud PERIOD. this headphone user is still alive and kicking.

[@joeldelgado8316]

They have metroid creepypasta? hm...what a world huh

[@gentlemen750]

Joel Delgado everything is possible :/ Shag do you expect since there's some shitty pasta

[@agentX345]

Hearing about Hoodo reading all these stories sorta turns me on a little. ^^; Lol, I'm a copycat. Love your work, Hoodo! :D

[@HusbandofLois]

Why is Metroid Prime 3 such a spookfest?

[@avimidi]

'Cause of the word "corruption."

[@shippyboio]

Okay children do you wanna know how to make a crappypasta? Children "YEAH!" Okay so this is how we do it. First you get a hammer and bang your keyboard until you have about two pages. Then you check and make sure three or four words are legible . Children: "But what do we name it?" Oh we throw a dart with popular tv and videogame titles and mention the game or show for two sentences!

[@tugmylantern4244]

Wait so i been doing it wrong?

[@cameronminty3206]

Yes, "horrifying" is most definitely correct. I myself was about to die of laughter from listening to you read NES Metroid Creepypasta: Brinstar and watching all the typos pass by.

[@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797]

5:02 that is actually terrifying.

[@callumsparrow4379]

"Metroid Corrupted. PERIOD." That's gross.

[@kalebsantos72]

Callum Sparrow that explains all the blood

[@DemonOfMyMind]

I have a Metroid Creepypasta that'll scare the pants off of you. Some years ago a metroid game came out named Metroid Other M. And it had Samus speak in a monotone voice and relinquish her independence to a cold and distant man... All it did was rehash old bosses and creatures. The gameplay forced you to switch from Third person to first person but made you use half the nunchaku. The Music was bland and didn't create a metroid atmosphere. Worse still, it contradicted existing lore of the franchise. And because of this game, we haven't seen the franchise in years... Absolutely horrifying..

[@MLittleBrony]

_hey_ _why did the player cross the bridge_ _to get to the other side_

[@doktawhawee9870]

Great content!

[@acesamm]

15:52 “Pixelated gore” As he describes a “scary” version of Metroid Prime 3 (a 3D Wii game)

[@kirbyfun345]

Hoodo, keep doing this type of video. it's amazing.

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Working on a new one as we speak!

[@kirbyfun345]

oh crap. he actually responded. nice, may i make a request?

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Samuel Sam Go for it :P

[@kirbyfun345]

I screwed up the name thing. can you do a to 10 kirby creepypastas after this? or pikmin. but ehh, i bet the kirby ones are worse.

[@kirbyfun345]

i changed my name, should be ok.

[@internetperson3228]

Oh my God!! You editing is soo good!! Hilarious!! Great job, I see you're improving greatly. Keep at it!

[@zenten1266]

That red beetle is an edited version of a Tiger Beetle. Yes, I know a lot about beetles.

[@tadzy1360]

7:07 AHHHHHH THIS IS SO SPOOPY IT IS GIVING ME CANCER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dies.

[@Bermudalock31]

Shit the video's actually over what do I do now

[@daedriccheddar]

Replay the video.

[@Lilnaomi3]

Kid proceeds to do everything Mutahar says not to within his videos. At least the author has time to improve their skills.

[@AleTitan]

Lilnaomi3 which one?

[@Lilnaomi3]

It is story number six.

[@nilesstandish1802]

Overwatch creepypasta

[@maddyblack9190]

Headless Horseman Gaming Good Idea , But its a relativly new game , and there might not be enough of them just yet .

[@netherchu1294]

Headless Horseman Gaming lol

[@ceazarsalad4414]

I have an overwatch creepypasta everyday. no tanks, no healers. and i can only be one and without the other i won't do as well as i would with 'em ....are you scared yet

[@nseven1117]

with hyper-realistic cancerous yelling on chat from toxic idiots

[@JargonMadjin]

You want a Creepypasta for Overwatch? Ok here's a few: 1. The number of players 2. When you turn off safe-search 3. The ingame chats Sorry for the nightmares

[@brandonswanson9623]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge! When you are done with Metroid creepypastas. Please do Spongebob creepypastas or Kirby creepypastas.

[@alextheglitch1101]

KIIIIIRRRRRB

[@seratope]

The character's name is Samus. It isn't fucking Metroid. It's like calling Link Zelda.

[@evanmv9238]

It's also like how my mom used to think Pikachu's name was "Pokémon"

[@KaiPonVisp]

But what if Zelda was female?

[@seratope]

why

[@seratope]

That's weird.

[@Dreigonix]

How to start a flame war: "Is Metroid Prime's gun attached to his arm or suit?"

[@ArcturusAzathoth]

Okay how did I discover this just as I was wrapping up a playthrough of Metroid Fusion. Nice.

[@syverah_nahja4047]

Idk why I started laughing when he just threw his game at the wii, what the fuck

[@daedriccheddar]

You're not the only one.

[@SwedFoLife]

Hey, what about Gorillaz creepypastas?

[@AgapeForgotten]

Funny story. At the age of 6, I was traumatized by a birthday card of mine from my 4th birthday. Inside Mom had saved a picture of me receiving a beautiful doll. I still had it's destroyed remains but.. I had no memory of receiving the doll.. or even playing with it enough to destroy it that bad. The more I tried to think about stuff I could not remember the deeper it got. I honestly developed a fear of ego death. I couldn't explain it and given that 'hearing voices is bad', how could a six year old properly say "That inner narrator voice inside of me seems to keep changing and I cannot remember what I was thinking about when I recall events in my bland existence. It wasn't until I was 14 that Earthbound gave me closure on this issue.. 8 years of fear because a birthday card with a photo that was not scary.

[@Lh0000]

Wait…. In the first story he mentions the metroids having more green to them, but metroids don’t appear in prime 3 until around the bottle ship (like, at minimum half way into the game) and he explicitly states he only got to the orbital defense canon… literally the first section of the game. He couldn’t have seen any metroids at all.

[@emrickazor2610]

every time I hear "This red beetle" I can't help but laugh! it gets better when it's "This red beetle was large!"

[@YourLocalWitchDJ]

Gorillaz: **in the back of a theatre, wearing a mask and powdered wig** Do Gorillaz creepypasta.

[@chickennugg3024]

Friend: Don't play that game!!! Protagonist: ...can I borrow that game

[@slothicks9560]

I'm so proud Dennis

[@thebandanadee8265]

7:07 - 7:13 OH GOD GET IT AWAY, WHY IS THERE SCRAPPY DOO?!

[@cobonthecob1542]

*INSERT CREATIVE JOKE HERE*

[@AggronOverlord_306]

That RED popping up in the screen actually spooked me, lol

[@mattwolf7698]

6:24 Sorry is a popular board game in the US. I'm sure there's also been video game adaptations of it as well.

[@LeviathanSushi]

Ooh, I have a suggestion for the subject of the next bad creepypastas video; Banjo-Kazooie! I haven't seen a lot of pastas about the Banjo series, but i'm sure there's some bad ones out there.

[@summermartindale9369]

Oh my God this is hilarious and I love this

[@willtheshyguy]

hey, Hoodo, what do you think is worse of a cliche? the "it is just a glitch/ a special version of the game" or "hyper realistic eyes/blood"?

[@ismaciodismorphus3320]

Here's one it's called metroid other m

[@SandUntall]

Absolutely horrifying

[@toyhouses]

These videos are way more funny than I thought and I love it!

[@tomsun0282]

OMG the game case has eyes, you know I can relate because I've always come across a game case watching me whilst I was playing my game

[@slayke3142]

I'll be honest, that first one is the BEST first attempt at a creepypasta I've read

[@dabung3821]

I barely finished the video and honestly. Do not blame ya for putting in that first story cause of that comment. That's more terrifying then any other creepy pasta out there

[@LovelessPrince]

First time I ever played Metroid I thought she was a robot and was surprised she was a person. (Was a kid)

[@pubfries5562]

I have a cool idea for a creepypasta. I thought about it during a regular five-minute mental breakdown.

[@MrQueen8488]

Ok dude I really hope your video gets taken down. Those pictures in the 2 creepy pasta were extremely traumatizing and you have taken all sanity that I once had. (Since this is youtube I probably have to clarify that this is indeed, a joke. This video was great!)

[@Bowser641119]

Metroid: Other M is scarier than any creepypasta could ever be.

[@Pizzamanfr420]

your videos are grate keep doing what your doing

[@nicolasthomas4780]

16:52 I didn't know that metroids have legs, also every wheres, it's funny

[@thenumberquelve158]

Does.... does Metroid even need creepypastas? You can hardly go an hour at a time in a Metroid game and not see (or scan) something disturbing. Samus has an insanely hard life. Even with all her awesome powers, I would never change places with her.

[@GenreChowderStudios]

Nice use of "Pull Up to the Bumper" at the start~

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

GenreChowderStudios I love Nightclubbing so much.

[@zikulit0770]

Blood splatered everywhere as my poor teammate had exploded, guts flew every where eyes exploded, and lungs burst. I decided to go on because i considered him a f**k up for no apparent reason at all.

[@sigh9257]

*FUCK I DIDN'T GET A NOTIFICATION FOR THIS!!* KZbin Notifications, stop sleeping on the job! I want to listen to some terrible Creepypastas!

[@nseven1117]

there are creepypastas about metroid? I didn't even know those things exist

[@RagnarokiaNG]

6:45 It is odd that the system update took 1 minute? Considering most of these stories end up pointlessly explaining needless details from wikipedia for several minutes at a time I'd expect at least a passing remark about why that is odd.

[@Mush253]

Just wondering, you ever read a story on Crappypasta.com called 'Missing That Spark'?

[@derstru777]

4:28 I will never get this image out of my mind lol

[@androidmk5987]

When I first played the original metroid i honestly had no idea what I was doing or what was going on

[@missconstruct6968]

Love the new intro 💜

[@protege6383]

I guess you could say Metroid prime corruption was corrupted

[@HarunoMaxwell6115]

Three things I learned about this: First green is not a creative color, second Prime is the "best" source to make a creepypasta, and third GameStop is evil.

[@pedrosales3823]

QUESTION DENNIS! ( Or request:P) Would you do a top 10 Salvageable Creepypastas? Bad ones, probably mainstream, but that could be rewritten? Example: Eyeless Jack? Mitch is bland, the story is kinda rushed and stuff, but the design and idea of Jack himself could be implemented into a better Pasta? A silent monster with a cool mask that feeds on your organs without killing you. What do you think?

[@sunnyosorio4181]

Do top 10 worst South Park Creepypastas!

[@ClaydolTheGreat]

"Top Ten Worst Metroid Creepypastas" ...I honestly didn't even realize there *were* ten Metroid creepypastas.

[@kojekotake4524]

Claydol... throws masterball