Top 10 WORST METROID CREEPYPASTAS (Part 2)

[@metalgamer873]

Hello, I'm the author of the secrets of planet zebes, firstly I actually wrote this when I was 14 and I actually thought it was good at the time, I still don't know what made me high enough to think it was good. I actually forgot about it until this video came out, when I saw it, I was actually laughing when I was reminded about it. Love your videos hoodohoodlum, keep up the good work

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Well, well, well, I finally saw your comment! Glad to hear you had a good time, and thank you for writing your story! Keep up the writing! :D

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

We all write cringe stories when we're starting out as a writer. It's almost a rite of passage.

[@kristine6643]

wait, Samus *wasn't* raped or sexually assaulted in any of the stories? That's a first!

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Carly Oshawott Yay!

[@Draggobuttboi]

Carly Oshawott well there was that one guy who got a bit excited from the first story when samus got filled with goo and popped

[@Dreigonix]

Praise be to the Alimbics, for Samus is safe from gratuitous rape!

[@FranboiseSenpai]

Damn that's true, and that's weird since she a girl, at one point we should have heard one story about rape

[@metalmaniacs8309]

Lol

[@phantomstrider]

Always nice to tune out to a few weird creepypasta readings with Hoodo :) Fantastic editing on this!

[@thewatermaster6642]

Um, hey PhantomStrider, what's up? ☺️

[@daltontroxell5967]

I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL!

[@nathanialramirez160]

Hey Phantom love your videos

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

Wow, Strider. You're here too!

[@phantomstrider]

Thanks for the warm welcomes guys :) howdy to you too!

[@Dreigonix]

10:48 Wait... you mean the blood WASN'T HYPER-REALISTIC?? What even is creepypasta anymore?

[@Tytoalba777]

Interesting fact: I'm a direct descendant of Hitler and George Washington Interesting fact 2: Neither of these people had any children. Seriously, author of the last story, how are you a descendant of Hitler if he had no children?

[@TheFEARSlayer01]

James A Clouder Lol

[@AshzieWasTaken]

GW Did

[@Tytoalba777]

Looking it up again, no, George Washington didn't have any biological children. He helped raise the children that his wife already had from a previous marriage. If he did, he certainly didn't acknowledge it.

[@tydyman2003]

James A Clouder he saved children, but not the british children

[@peeppeep9538]

I'm pretty sure Hitler had kids. He had a wife he killed and as well as his kids before he killed himself.

[@dashingtothepoint5745]

21:26 I started laughing my ass off. How was this Creepypasta meant to be taken seriously?

[@chrisonewiththesalt]

It wasn't. Its a trollpasta.

@@chrisonewiththesalt except it was. it was simply put on the trollpasta wiki becaus eof how utterly abysmal it was

[@kittygirlthegamer2280]

Yes it made me laugh so hard XD

[@tylermannor4290]

I love how it had almost nothing to do with metroid as well

[@seratope]

man: "Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?" author 5: "I played Metroid: The secret of Planet Zebes and cried for only five minutes."

[@BigR505]

You were right, I wasn't ready for that last story. BTW you're paying for my hospital bill.

[@rmcreeps8978]

Omg dude!!! Thanks for featuring my art!

[@Lh0000]

"I am a direct descendant of hitler and the real Dracula" Me: ................... *literally laughs to death*

[@samblackhardt8689]

Heres my own creepy pasta... *Ahem* BLOODBLOODBLOODBLOODBLOODBLOOD GHOST CARTRAGE JEFF DA KIIIEEEELLLLLEEEEERRRRR!!! was it gud?

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

Nick Grayson 11/10 would give self brain damage again

[@deborahhoyns6998]

iT wAs GoOd BiTcH

[@jinx3dd_lol]

Your profile picture is scarier

[@rastarappa2269]

The best eva

[@co5ooreal]

Sam Blackhardt 0/10 needs more gore.

[@angieisadork]

I was having a terrible day depression-wise, I was staying in bed and watching KZbin, when I got the notification for this video. Hoodo, you never fail to help get a smile on my face, I can't thank you enough for all you do. Love your videos (I've been subbed from about 5K), keep up the amazing work!! ~Angie

[@BlueMoonSamurai]

Same here actually. I would also like to thank Hoodo for improving my mood some. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you, Angie.

[@angieisadork]

Thanks, you too :)

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Angie Frushour I am so, so happy my videos can help and entertain you. That's why I make them in the first place! :)

[@angieisadork]

I can't believe you responded! That just made my day!! Thank you so much for doing what you do!! :)

[@cptnsfti]

#LetDennisBreath

[@houserage7999]

Wait!! Jacoby? As in the Jacob and Toby Fusion?!?

[@hund7458]

What I love about you is how you're not a monster to people, like some youtubers. You're really optimistic about everything.

[@infinityzer054]

7:57 “Writer of diary”:”dares to have committed suicide” God:”how bout you REPENT” Asmodai:”INTERROGATE!” “Hell that afton was put in”:”I’ll be waiting”

[@famoussession7426]

Top 10 worst HoodoHoodlumsRevenge pastas when?

[@metalmaniacs8309]

NOW

[@lightrialighshar557]

*intro shows a clip from the worst metroid game* Anthony: Remember me? Me: No, I purged the terrible metroid game memories from my mind. Fuck Other M

[@marz_exe]

Lightria Lighshar omg XD

[@pubfries5562]

I have never actually played a metroid game.

[@marz_exe]

Doctor M neither have I XD

[@kewldewd8740]

Lightria Lighshar oh i thought it was a different m

[@famoussession7426]

Lightria Lighshar Why exactly is Other M that bad? I never played it

[@protoplasm-1]

"... but rather exploded like a human being would..." Because everyone lights 12 sticks of dynamite right before they die.

[@loxyloafcake5184]

Hello, children! Today i'm going to teach you about the wonderful world of Duck Tape(tm)! First, we throw bread at wild ducks in a pond over the course of seceral weeks to kill the adults via malnutrion, at which point we recover the bodies and collect the eggs. Second, we pluck the feathers off the dead adult ducks, and leave the dead chicks near the local orphanage. Third, we skin the ducks, careful to peel off the skin in strips of equal width. Fourth, we seperate the ducks by sex into two and a half piles. Third, we remove the male ducks sperm testicles, the fe-male ducks vaginal fluids, and the fe ducks and the fe Thusly we begin the sacrifice to the one who torments them selves so that the laws of this fragile world do not drift apart, TaA'p. In return for the prepared food of their most hated creatures, the fowls, he blesses us with the power with the strength with the knowings to hold together even the most REPULSIVE. We strip away our own divine skins so that we may release them unto the market, thus providing currency. Currency dulls Pain. The dulling of Pain is joy. Joy. First.

[@pubfries5562]

But Duck Tape is a real thing.

[@That_One_Xatu]

I've been adequately educated on Duck Tape. Thank you. (but, if you really wanted to dull pain that badly, why don't you just cut out the middle man and take Joy? I hear you can get that in pill form now)

[@thewatermaster6642]

Joshua Stone your profile picture still scars me to dis day

[@gigaswardblade7261]

i call for a petition that we change the name of duct tape to duck tape.

[@eltoria3317]

My brain hurts now. Great video, keep up the great work.

[@wrigglenightbug603]

It's pretty awesome having watched you for years and slowly seen your English go from rough to almost perfect (minus occasional awkward sentence)

[@PhaenyBirb]

Of course I'm staying inside on a sunny day. Seriously man, last time I almost TALKED to someone! That's never going to happen again!

[@exittheflorpus7354]

"my boi, we shall fear the rum that is red" "what about the blue rum?" "fear that too." "ok"

[@RagnarokiaNG]

The police took away his Super Nintendo and Super Metroid as evidence for his suicide, despite not finding the diary that was the only thing which linked the game to his death? Is this the same police department as the Sonic.exe sequel?

[@kirbyplier]

0:00 my favourite character from the metroid

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

Who else thinks next is worst SpongeBob creepypastas?

[@zanderbricks8701]

Yup. Now time to go to my Pinnaple.

[@AshzieWasTaken]

How bout Mega Man?

[@complicatedpanda1033]

Sawyer Hicks you were correct!

[@Izzi-dp7rh]

Hoodo: *doesn't understand what he is reading* Also hoodo: "wasn't that the greatest story of all time or what"

[@kirbhoward2125]

Slit fidget spinner dab bodmod It was sarcastic

[@NoBrakes219]

Man “The Diary” could’ve been really good, i hope the author ends up seeing what you said

[@TheGreatPikminZX789]

*High speed CRAWLING IN MY-*

[@Roperfield]

*S K I N*

[@Dreigonix]

VERY FAST Chester crawling in skin at incredible hihg speed

[@dragonthunderx3250]

This punctuation problem could easily be fixed of these writers would just get a fricken beta reader!

[@zabeljennings1493]

Dragon thunderX As if anyone would beta read these xD

[@dragonthunderx3250]

Zabel Jennings that's what parents are for.

[@zabeljennings1493]

I don't think these kids would show their parents these stories

[@dragonthunderx3250]

Zabel Jennings I know, it's just frustrating when a story shows potential only to waste it by rushing the story.

[@shinomichan5782]

or if they like... USED them?

[@Showtunediva]

“ I am a direct descendant of Hitler & Dracula” Gosh, what a lineage.

[@pepijn23]

2:23 You know that Ridley made Samus watch as he murdered her parents when she was a little child. Years later he even terrifies her by saying that he ate their corpses afterwards. Checkout the Manga

[@apostrophemusic9103]

Thate far more terrifying than any of these stories

[@Oliverfan2005]

WOW Sammus wasn't sexually assaulted in any of them. But actually killed people! COOL :3

[@Dreigonix]

Just between you and me, I'm fairly confident it would be Samus doing the sexual assaulting. >.> ...But that would still be terrible, make no mistake.

[@Dreigonix]

+Christian Suck Speaking of which, given Gandrayda's oddly flirtatious behavior toward Samus, there is a saddeningly small amount of Samus X Gandrayda fanart out there. I mean, I'm not gonna _complain_ about a fandom being mostly safe from rabid shippers, but jeez, if I can find adorable Samus X Rundas fanart, I ought to be able to get my yuri feels too. XD

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

1:19 Now look what you've done. You've made Hoodo cry. Now go into a corner and feel ashamed about it

[@Dreigonix]

12:03 NORFAIR PRANKS: SA-X eating Samus prank 2017 (Gone Wrong) (GONE SEXUAL) VORAREPHILIA!! (Semi-realistic bLoOd!) OMG SYLUX CONFIRMED 2095 (Kinda turned me on ^^; )

[@remyrichardson8614]

After they saw Sa-er, I mean MeTrOiD, her body was then eaten by yet another frickin' monster.

[@ChiefScarneck]

Awesome vid as always, bud! Next, could you do worst Kirby creepypastas (if you're keeping up with the Nintendo franchise pasta theme)?

[@thegoblin4948]

When you said that i wasn't gonna be ready for the number 1, i was expecting something really offensive like Samus being raped or something like that crap. *I was TRULY not ready* Amazing video, as always ;)

[@potatortheomnipotentspud]

2:53 I like how the thing in the window looks like it wants to die.

[@gametugboat3985]

I playd pokemon heart gold but the catege was blody and so were the pokemon exept wormple. i beet the game the game showed a... monster but it played qith me so i was happy exept he killed people sudlenty i was a wormple so ya

[@dprototype6431]

That last one is a thing of beauty. My sides have flown into orbit.

[@daedriccheddar]

In "The Secret of Planet Zebes", the author says he got the Screw Attack and then went to fight Ridley, even though you need to beat Ridley to get the Screw Attack.

[@emilygordbort7300]

I can't get past the first story because of crappy internet. If I have to hear ridley stutter about the "secret of zebes" like the author genuinely thought it'd be scary one more time...

[@LampreySocks]

shows metroid fusion footage when talking about a Super Metroid story shows Super metroid footage when talking about a Metroid Fusion story that sounds about right

[@MasterOfViewership]

Your animation and blind commentary are hilarious!

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

For the past couple of nights I kept listening to this video to fall asleep. I'm also listening to some of the other gaming creepypasta lists but this one is the best.

[@bigshow196]

"space is space, t.a.s.t.y."-Kraid

[@HumiliationRitual96]

Please don't stop These videos prolong my will to carry on

[@AmirysMewen]

“Poor innocent aliens” Ridley murdered Samus’ parents

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Well, y’know... no one is perfect!

[@alexcodexxthekinereader1212]

@@HoodoHoodlumsRevengethis gave me the vibes of Steven Universe trying to help Hitler stop killing the Jews

[@pubfries5562]

Duck Tape is an actual product that you can buy at craft stores. At least in the US.

[@Lars_Hermsen]

When hoodu sees to much misspelled cartridges its not catrige, but cart-rage

[@NoFlu]

Honestly in the number 1 story, when his friend turned around and said sth, I was expecting him to say "Omae wa mo shindeiru"

[@amarie7021]

Wait, so the parents in story #4 bought their kid "Super Metroid" months before the game was ever released?

[@TheFEARSlayer01]

A Marie oh shit

[@thema1998]

Why did you play the instrumental of Kendrick Lamar's "HUMBLE." during "Fused"? Also, "Redrum Is Tasty" was so funny. My chest is killing me.

[@op_ticgaming3605]

Andrew Del Pilar 1. because why not 2.facts

[@crocodilerock4662]

Uhhhh... I’m pretty sure committing genocide on the Space Pirates is like... Seamus’s one true desire. I feel like she knows exactly what she’s doing

[@ty-seansenior6660]

21:26 ...Okay... I think it's safe to assume that... this story has OFFICIALLY GONE CLINICALLY AND MENTALLY INSANE!!!

[@marz_exe]

"Because I'm like that" So your like every single creepy pasta cliche of fine haunted video games that are supposedly perfect even though you know they're not because you're ordering them off of freaking eBay!! Wow I just cringed up my sentence XD

[@kira64xyz]

7.8/10, too much water

[@NewYorkStar9]

21:39 this kid just happens to have a revolver. Only in Creepypasta!

[@That_One_Xatu]

Hey, I played Metroid Zero Mission: The Secret of Planet Zebes and only cried for three minutes! Whoever wrote that story must've been a real wuss!

[@Ukiby3000]

Honestly, you are right, The Diary one could be pretty good if it was improved a bit, the premise is pretty solid!

[@joshfromjuniorstudios]

Can someone PLEASE tell me what song is playing at 2:53?

[@speedflashanimations221]

The diary was good And I feel like the ending is realistic, i really like it how it is

[@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797]

I thought redrum was like red rum and thought, "was this guy a drunkard?"

[@pkhydro2895]

*obligatory The Shining reference*

[@fishingwillys2364]

Okay so I think I have heard a creepypasta about a old horrible game that no one could figure out. Then someone took the time to figure it out. It was a map. The map led to a spot and the man dug a hole and found a head. That head was a head of a girl named Lisa...Lily... Somethhing like that. And that was the name of the girl. Does anyone knos the name of this?

[@LBF197]

Sometimes I have the urge to want to make a Metroid Creepypasta. But then I see shit like this, and think... "Maybe not."

[@DimiRoeder]

how i escape myself? my name is dimitri. Someone please tell me? Someone? Oh, fuck it. I'm okay with it.

[@greathoundii6142]

Osama Bin Laden and Adolf Hitler in one creepypasta, the moment I heard those names in there I was like "Fuck me sideways"!!!

[@moonbug7252]

tfw when there's one dislike but you don't want to point it out because more people will dislike it but it's too late and you've pointed it out

[@MercenaryX21]

OH GOD! This is the new Squirrel king people, this needs to be Read like a full life Consequences video.

[@kendingus]

All I could think about on number 4 was "I want to break free" (you know, that song by Queen?)

[@freakfoxvevo7915]

Chartrage is love. Chartrage is life.

[@BabbsyKun]

How is that so many of these gaming creepypastas have the issue of having "cartridge" misspelled? Lol

[@Gametoon05]

The author for #2 couldn't think of a creative Metroid creepypasta title, so he went with, "Ooh, the letter D is scary."

[@maxwellbannan6304]

I was genuinely shocked to see that "Escape the D" didn't include any form of sexual activity.

[@sovereignfgc7408]

love your new intro

[@hydras5947]

It almost sounded like the diary was about quick onset schizophrenia. I kinda liked it

[@cole2901]

Number 1 is too hilarious That darn plot twist! デニスは馬鹿だ、 これらの素晴らしいビデオを作成するために ！

[@johnbrett3508]

I have some ideas for some videos if that's ok... Top 5/10 smartest creepypastas Top 5/10 worst Kirby creepypastas Top 5/10 SCP creepypastas Top 5/10 April Fools creepypastas (maybe save this one for April next year.) And Top 5/10 based on a true story creepypastas! :)

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

The SCP Foundation actually handles use of their copyright incredibly strictly, so I don't think that's a good idea.

[@richardcarter8751]

No. NO. THAT LAST ONE... NO! (I legit laughed so hard and so much my dad yelled at me to shut up)

[@dev-epic9221]

"you are not ready for this" Me: NO MY BODY IS READY!!!!!!!

[@josebrumbo]

I hope the next one is MGS creepypastas. You'd be surprised how many there are

[@PixelaGames2000]

hay hoodlum could you do a top 10 worst creepypastas on ratchet and clank idk if RAC has creepypastas but hay if thay do try doing it for a video i would of ask this on discort but i dont have one :/

[@SwedFoLife]

Three words . Resident evil creepypastas

[@lilacthedragon8401]

Wow Nintendo, you stepped up your game TOO MUCH

[@flashthemonkey6032]

2:53 makes me giggle every time.....

[@SbubbyS]

[ [sic] INTENSIFIES]

[@solidsnek1849]

14:45 not a day goes by were I don't wonder the same thing

[@thisbox]

22:09 You were right, I'm dead now

[@Valfezant]

"I shocked" That's the best word ever

[@imaginarydreams5493]

Watches part 1: well at least the blood count is low it can't get super bad in just 5 stories. Watches part 2, looks at blood count: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

[@austinteiflingman1345]

Every time I watch these videos, I wonder if Hoodo would do a 'Top Ten Worst Doctor Who Creepypastas.' I know I would great time. :(

[@maltemolin9893]

You should now from now on, use both chartrage AND cartage!

[@samuraiakira6497]

Can you read The lost episode of the adventures of sonic the hedgehog and do a top ten worst lost episode creepypastas list someday?

[@CDCobermai]

If “The Diary” wasn’t about Metroid, and with a few changes it could potentially be good!!!

[@eliud-deanarguello4586]

You should try reading Earthbound/Mother creepypasta, and keep making great videos.

[@redzgaming6880]

Everybody you know has already escaped the D, it's everybody's first ever accomplishment.

[@theargonianmercenary184]

14:87 I feel you man...

[@corrinvondrachen1097]

Why is anyone that isn't Japanese that attempts to speak Japanese called a "weeaboo"? Can't they just be a person learning another language?

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

If you throw Japanese words into things for no reason, you're a weeaboo.

[@corrinvondrachen1097]

I use German words in my everyday speech, I sometimes use Russian and Polish ones. I don't have a reason, I just do it. Does that make me some sorta..."in-the-wrong" person? And if not, why does it only apply to Japanese? What if that person is trying to learn it and use it? Does that make them a weeaboo?

[@Dreigonix]

These people need to yamero with the nihongo. Sessha have already made it clear that I daikirai it and it's dame. Onegaisuru.

[@Dreigonix]

+Corrin Nohriana The thing is, there's a time and a place for it. If you're just jamming Japanese words in the middle of your sentences, that's unnecessary. Instead of paying attention to what you are saying, I am now wincing at the useless language swap.