Top 100 - Things Nobody Says

[@yamaan93]

top 100 things that happen in highschool

[@luca8489]

Lisa Cherry school shootings

[@brother5671]

Vaping in bathroom stalls

[@brother5671]

Drop outs

[@charliesmith8268]

"Those crocs look amazing" im dead :'D

[@stormezzy]

Charlotte Smith “aHAHa...👀”

[@kanejohnson608]

Charlotte Smith crocs in style now💀

[@BenjaminMScott]

They’re trending now

[@annettelara3418]

100 things you should not say at a wedding

[@James-fk6or]

101 browns are goin all the way this year

[@oklahomastatecf]

not far off

[@esaiarellano]

@@oklahomastatecf they could get in the playoffs next season

[@weaver8874]

This comment didn’t age well😂 Browns are going places this upcoming season

[@ronnie2k684]

Look whos laughing now browns are goin all the way this year

[@champs2652]

@@ronnie2k684 bruh lmaooooo

[@matthewsiciliano935]

#53... Boy are you gonna love 2019

[@BenDawson12]

I’ve got to say even in 2020 a lot of these things are still so true

[@madtortuga]

" Kobie Bryant passes way too much " lol I lost it Ps. My mom hates Nutella

[@sethsallas8552]

PPS: Kobe is dead

[@TuJiVanOers]

:(

[@xXgodofwarXx]

This aged badly

[@yesandyoucan3449]

😳

[@WhyVro]

Crazy I was like 13-14 when I found this channel🤣I’m 23 now and these classics bring back hella memories

[@snappedaway5995]

1:58 *Joey Tribbiani singing along to that guy from the next apparent* :THE MOOOORNING IS HEEEEERE

[@samm2267]

"Sometimes it's fun to be constipated" omfg I can't

[@SynchroPlays]

LMAO, I actually heard someone say number 41!!! ^.^

[@ThePagel03]

I'm subscribed and watch your videos from time to time. Every time I do I wonder why I don't watch more. Your videos are very entertaining.

[@austinsanchez5974]

Top 100 things you shouldn't say in public

[@YousifKorkis]

Why is this KZbin channel so underrated, he definitely should have more subscribers and views

[@03krypton]

"Kim Kardashian is just so talented!" Hahaha :)

[@zero500gravity]

I love u turns, red light, cops, drivers who text, getting on the freeway doing 30, railroad crossings, driving 100 feet to get to the next school zone, telemarketers, olympics instead of regular show, hanging with boss after work

[@BethKnightly]

#52 for sure. 'Cause I'm procrastinating like crazy right now.

[@vguardie917]

#62: People should definitely say "swag" and "YOLO" more often, like, they're definitely underused. I love this guy so much

[@InfinitySisters]

Omg so true! U should have done one that says, "I definitely think there should be longer ads on KZbin!" Or "I just love watching commercials. That's like the best part of TV!!"

[@dfreeLFC]

"I want my daughter to be like honey boo boo" lmfaooo that's hilarious

[@EllysaE]

"I just miss Ja Rule" *Dead* LOL

[@remindmel8r]

this is my favorite video of yours ever!

[@jamiestarks79]

number 33 said no one ever t

[@rricci824]

I have 4 things that nobody says 101-There aren't enough commercials breaks. 102-Cool! An Infomercial! 103-Can we discuss this during the final moments of the game PLEASE?? 104- Gas is too cheap!

[@RainbowSpirit46]

"I want my daughter to be like honey booboo." XD laughed so hard!!

[@CheapShotFail]

Are you kidding, I use trigonometry all the time. Then again, I'm studying to be an electrical engineer XD

[@ChurchofGodBoys]

WNBA 2k13 !! HAHAHA

[@wavyjuicehq]

How has this NOT gone viral!

[@lotus9837]

Justin Bieber, like never gets arrested, like ever. He is my role model...........SAID NO ONE EVER!

[@KEWB99]

The new KZbin layout is the best they've ever had.

[@stefandonevski7824]

LeBron's hairline actually isn't that bad.

[@jiovanniargomaniz4573]

“Nick Cannon is so ghetto” 😂😂😂

[@arsangelica5860]

I said We need the football to stop STAHHHHPPPP

[@lindstheteacher1611]

There’s not enough Starbucks around🤣 I actually enjoy going to the DMV😂 I just finished reading iTunes terms and conditions😅 Justin Bieber, who is that! I’m dying about all of these!!! PS. Do pt. 2

[@pelagiushipbone7968]

#27 he saw the future

[@samcarafa1133]

It was actually a good issue of the Charlie Hebdo

[@934desi]

on 83 are u talking about the sisco on star trek deep space 9?

[@ThePaperSun]

I have said 78 before, haha.

[@MrPenguinYT]

0:34 On my TV its like ten different broadcasters that stream the same thing sooo

[@christianhustad3726]

86 is hilarious!

[@briangruenewald7536]

4 IS BLASPHEMY!!! But it's all SO true! :D Great job!

[@KobekobeKobekobe-kf5jp]

73. I yahoo everything I don't know..

[@melissanelson1965]

"I wish this road had more pot holes" 🤣😂

[@MarcFromOOO]

Justin Beiber is a great singer

[@SoccerDaBeast]

When I grow up I want to play the triangle.

[@danieldnarvarte4248]

Oof

[@collincusick8464]

Sadly some people say that Haha

[@tigerfan1836]

"Cause starships.......are meant to fly." That and "I miss Jarule" killed me.

[@alixmalone19]

5, 40, 81 and 96 are all things I've said

[@CCpuppyface]

Haha I love the tone on when you said everything, I really do.

[@bilmason5197]

#62 lol take that Florida state Go gators!

[@ameliorated]

I think there was quite a few he said that were wrong but I think this too, I've never worn make up, why should I? And I think I would look worse with make up, I'd be worrying about smudging it or whatever, it would take up time, there would always be people saying it was too much or not enough, then every night i'd have to try and remove it, Whats the point of all that when I could just look like me and not have the hassle.

[@Amadmaniac1]

27) DO NOT EVEN

[@BrandonRaimo11]

#50 gets more true every year

[@KingN3LO]

i miss ja rule

[@shaneel3785]

Love the Florida State jab you slipped in there!

[@karenbee1996]

you pass the 3 videos test. SUBSCRIBED.

[@AntipaladinPedigri]

I feel strange now that I realized I WAS positively surprised by meaningful discussions under YT videos and that I was drawn to videos with such discussions :/

[@JoseCastillo-kp2jf]

This should have been on your list: "the lazy song , I can't relate to it, I've never felt like not doing anything"

[@queenrosered]

"Last Call for Alcohol!" says NOBODY in a Las Vegas casino!

[@frozenchipmunk4]

I actually have said that Gangnam Style doesn't play enough AND that there's not enough Starbucks... there's not! LOL!! Btw we all need to start reading those Terms & Conditions or one day we may find that we signed away our lives. LOL!!!

[@linaninaelmer8371]

72 SAID NO ONE EVER dude u nailed that one

[@arsmith0]

Number 43 had me dying

[@NameN0tFound]

I am a former Nerdfighter. I've noticed that they will mostly pounce on anyone that disagrees with the Green Brothers, or doesn't like their videos. They are civil with one another, but very few others.

[@acummings612]

13) those crocks look AMAZING 59) sometimes its fun to be constipated 97) i want my daughter to be like honey boo boo. my favorites. youre HILARIOUS, dude!! and i TOTALLY love that you dont curse in your videoos. i really respect that and its nice to know that someone abides by the "no cursing" thing as well :)

[@AnUglyBarnacle]

um you JUST said all 100 of those things, I even have a video of it!

[@lblax31]

#52, #66, #82, and #86 works for just about anything not just iTunes

[@thebestcentaur]

"I just miss Ja Rule" Legit LOLed

[@THEDAPEES]

OH THIS GROUP TEXT IS GONNA BE FUN🤣🤣🤣

[@dogg70444]

you sir got a new sub today :)

[@zacharyleonard8725]

You sir have earned a like

[@Fehrenheit77]

do top 100 songs to sing at bad times example- do not sing what makes you beautiful while in a changing stall with someone or do not sing good time at a funeral

[@Rawk4Life]

#9 is hysterical because it happens without even having to say it.

[@Gracemystar]

"I'm thinking of moving to Iraq." Lol! New subscriber.

[@jjsk8in01]

What did he say on #67 Someone tell me please

[@Poooooooowaaaaaa816]

100 things why we should subscribe you and like your videos and how awesome you are :)

[@sunshine.princess]

Best sarcastic quotes.... Ever. :3 (Unfortunately, Amanda who's my sister, doesn't like Nutella, I don't know if I should like disown her now or just ignore it but yeah. My other sister Angela isn't too big on it either).

[@TopVideosRule]

One of the funniest Videos i ever seen

[@mr.bandity9604]

some of these i say like "they need less football on tv" and "i dont like playing madden"

[@lgoodwinno2]

Im definitely doing my homework I instead of watchin Scooter Magruder!

[@mitchellme21]

how to fix ads on youtube? adblocker and google chrome

[@missmandykeating]

I love watching your videos, thanks for bringing a smile to my day!! PS I too wish my child was just like HoneyBooBoo.

[@TanvisWorld]

Hey everyone SHOULD use google+...its an improved version of FB because people can choose who they want to share the post with because their are things you just wouldn't want your parents to see

[@brianamanley3133]

I can 100% agree no one has ever said this stuff

[@numbstateofennui]

#16 is why you talk more to youtube than half your friends on the phone

[@subtocarterfn7957]

79 is soooo dooooope

[@Nate1795]

Just finished reading the iTunes terms and conditions! Said NO ONE ever! Hahaha!

[@multiyapples]

Scooter you're awesome

[@Percival917]

"The funniest part? Anything other than the subliminal messages at the end."

[@HmccrazyT]

Scooter needs to do some collaborations with Key & Peele.. that'd be AMAZING.

[@KySaysGo]

"You know, I wish there was more lag and connection issues in Black Ops 2. It makes the game so much better."

[@MzWhite]

My eyes rolled up in my head so hard... I have to go to sleep now.

[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

I can't wait to see what the campaign's like for the new Call of Duty!

[@TrevanR8501]

Have u figured it out

[@MelSpeaksMD]

13- I've definitely complimented someone's crocs before haha 19- I actually like jury duty :-/ (weird, I know) 60- I've said this about lebrons hairline- I don't think it's that bad...its kinda endearing =) 54- My cousin has actually said this before 0_0...yeah, strange... 69- I spent years trying to convince a friend that AC was gay lol..she was clearly in denial -_-

[@nickgurl88]

26: more homework 47: wnba is more interesting! yeah right 95: Dwight howard is too loyal

[@DBradford501]

Im so proud of you all these comments have been very respectful!

[@hmer26]

Those crocs are amazing and I just really miss JaRule...lol

[@gReyes4488]

8 years later but 39 is 100% said by me in my head

[@NeverGiveup100AC]

Lamborghini mercy " kidz bopz defintely redid this song" lmao had me on the groung

[@ianproductions6736]

My friend literally said who’s Michael Jackson

[@queenrosered]

"I would totally love to be roomies with Mike Tyson" said NOBODY EVER.

[@6ixof135]

Watching in 2020 to remember the innocence of the early 2010s.

[@nicolesprocess]

I'm craving vegetables...Can we order veggies for movie night tonight?

[@janfeae]

Whenever someone says, "Said no one", say "But you just said it" lol