Top 100 - Things Not to Say to Your Girlfriend

[@zzwolfy5108]

Number 30 😂😂 ' this car seems a lot heavier with you in it ' ' wow' ' that's what I was saying' 😂😂😂

[@gaillewis5472]

"What are you doing out of the kitchen?" made me laugh.

[@erikhopkins9488]

Hilarious!

[@YohnVokershow]

@Jonathan Lumbreras Not all of them

[@livlandia5385]

@Jonathan Lumbreras that's sexist

[@taunoctua245]

@Jonathan Lumbreras Everytime my wife goes into the kitchen, the stove or oven catches fire. Terifying seeing her go there.

[@bigbear3794]

☠☠☠

[@itbsteve]

55 .." is that game more important than our relationship?. it is right now."..lol i can relate

[@ilijazunic55]

"She's just my friend." "She is your ex-girlfriend..." "I mean, that's what some people would say, I mean, that's just a term..." *Dies laughing*

[@kwhygaming]

💀 also it’s been 8 years.

[@neljetski1073]

“whoever told you how to cook needs to retire” “that’s my mom” “MaKeS sEnSe” i’m dead 😂😂

[@angryqueso5278]

“It’s not cheating if it’s in a different area code”

[@jeremiahjackson2743]

She took WAY too long to slap him!

[@PomLamb]

Jeremiah Jackson For some the line is a distant place but it can be crossed.

[@dollgirl1234]

I know. If i was her I would slap him every time

[@BrattyNerdGirl]

I would’ve slapped him a lot sooner than she did

[@zackwithak5422]

75: what r u doing outta the kitchen...??😂😂😂😂

[@JoshApproved]

lol: "does this make me look fat?" ""no, your love handles do"

[@thearrow8304]

what are you doing out of the kitchen PRICELESS

[@DeacSpeaks14]

My wife gets me with #85 a lot. Especially when I'm driving lol. #38 would get me killed immediately!

[@jacobbradford6102]

lol

[@stjeromelifeteen]

ahhhh scooter im not gonna lie you used to drive me crazy at Blue Ridge BUT im literally in tears listening to this, so clever, so funny, so good. could not be more impressed. congratulations on your success.

[@plsdonttryme]

I had an ex say a lot of these things to me when we were dating. And that's why he's my ex.

[@livlandia5385]

👏👏👏

[@doobie716]

"Does this outfit make me look fat...."No but your love handles do"

[@MYTHIC_PRODIGY]

"Thats not how my ex used to do it"😂😂😂

[@CassieFrancis-TheAlmostAdult]

What about a Top 100 - Come backs you wish you'd said?

[@peterrocan2542]

"I heard you were easy. Is this true? So when does this become easy?" That's genius!!!

[@johan_san9915]

49 was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 No. 1 though, the smack was on point 😂😂😂😂

[@johnrainsman6650]

I know all about what _not_ to say to your girlfriend. Mine and I are in a fight right now. Things started going downhill in our relationship when she started lecturing me whenever I said things. I can't tell you i have a filter, especially when I merely mean to joke around and having fun with people. The way she "corrects" me embarrasses me when there are people nearby. Makes me look like a jack or little brat who needs a scolding from their parent. Well, I decided the best thing to do was not talk much around her and others. One day, I'm telling my friends some funny stories, and then she shows up. Suddenly, I'm quiet, and when they tell me to continue my stories, I say I forgot what I was talking about. Another time at a bar, they asked me why I was being so quiet; I couldn't tell them "because my girlfriend's here and I don't want to upset her." I told them I just had a lot on my mind. Eventually, my girlfriend realized that I was only quiet around her and that if I hadn't seen her approach, she would notice me being talkative and outgoing. She asked me in private what was going on. I confessed that I felt obligated to not say much around her so I don't say anything to upset her or lead to arguments. That, ironically, bugged her. She was all, "That makes me feel bad. Are you insinuating that I'm ridiculously touchy and controlling? That I've taken your freedom of speech? That I've completely restricted your ability to be yourself?" Now what did I do? Did I actually say something wrong and insensitive? She told me to tell her why I was silent in her presence. Now I'm the bad guy for trying not to upset her in public and prevent fights?

[@ChainsawKLOBYK]

"im just with you until I find someone prettier." try that on the wife tomorrow

[@claudewinters2091]

... how was your funeral?

[@theneovas1]

only said 1!!!!!!!!!! :you seem tired"

[@stevenporter7065]

I'd first have to find a women willing to date me🤣😂😂... 😔😢😢😢😭

[@livlandia5385]

Wait I'm confused u want a girlfriend just so you can say these things to her?

[@stevenporter7065]

@@livlandia5385 no it was just a joke knowing me I'd accidentally say 1 of these not meaning it that way

[@livlandia5385]

@@stevenporter7065 oh ok 👌 sorry lol

[@hiimbrody5279]

55 is that game more important than our relationship 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PomLamb]

I have a bad habit when it comes to 41. How do you tell someone in a nice way that there cooking is not good? I can't just sneak it in the trash or feed it to the family dog.

[@Duster29to86]

simple: just say its not that good and could use some work. all the while wuffing it down because she made it for you.

[@PomLamb]

Duster29to86 "Its not that good and can use some work" Many woman are sensitive about certain things cooking is one of them and there is a chance that they may be offended now may sound easy in theory but in practice it is not as easy. This does not apply to everyone but some woman don't like to hear that their cooking is not all that good.

[@Duster29to86]

brian solorzano if they feel offended then that's fine. cooking is trail and error and if everyone says its good when in truth its not then it does the one who cooked no good. some criticism is sometimes needed to help make progress. long as its not like severe criticism where your just being an out right jerk.

[@PomLamb]

Duster29to86 Well ok. When the time comes I best choose my words wisely. AS FOR YOU......... Thank you. :3

[@Duster29to86]

brian solorzano no problem.

[@phillyphilly_lii6441]

“You’re here *raises hand*….I need you to be here *lowers hand*” Epic😂

[@marissawilson9146]

I agree with the list, he would be dumped ASAP!

[@HandsDown1001]

What Are You Doing Out Of The Kitchen Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂

[@julioguillen9394]

“ you used to be pretty like that” lmao aw man that made me die with laughter lol

[@amanamongmachines]

90 - "What's your name again?" Had me rolling... Good stuff Scooter!

[@friendofjesus1680]

Oh my goodness, I was watching the bachlorette episode and suddenly it took me to this, dude you look so young and you're so hip and full of energy, this was from 7 years ago though, yeah, I remember when I was that young and I still had energy and I was still in shape. Man, aging is tough

[@BlkKidWithTheGlasses]

wait a second. girls don't like nice guys. this video should be "100 things you should say to your girlfriend".

[@claudewinters2091]

To get yourself slapped .

[@iman5147]

@@claudewinters2091 And stay with your girl

[@Takedownman]

That girl is too cute!

[@chibbs7796]

Don’t say “ Are you mad?”

[@robertdaniels-lane7321]

You gotta bring these back 🤣

[@Ongoingpidgeon6]

this is one brave friend to put up with 100 of these comments. No EVER say this to your girlfriend

[@toddgamble9470]

I couldn't stop laughing all the way through I just laughed

[@nathano5712]

Omg 75 that's just plain cold

[@empathicslayer7519]

Who’s here in 2019?

[@kari2593]

#30 had me in stitches LMFAOOO. Did this car get heavier with you in it!! Oh my God!

[@salahgames1018]

71 can speak for itself

[@HALLHEAD]

Is that really his gf? Damn lol

[@suburbia8831]

Nope the blonde is 😍

[@elieabramov]

isaak hall no

[@TheTwinkiefoot]

She low-key thick though

[@MAR-sc7np]

@@TheTwinkiefoot for real for real

[@sydneylheureux4781]

55 uz my boyfriend always says that his video game is more important than me

[@jeffrybuttface3413]

The last one

[@tonydataiga]

her reactions are the funniest part of this. She should be in more of your videos.

[@TimFarage]

I miss your frame with John 3:16. Why did you stop using it?

[@hunterfurr4830]

The classic "Go make me a sandwich" LOLOLOL

[@psydahh2748]

#75) Hey, what are you doing out of the kitchen? So freaking hilarious

[@gamerboozz5024]

looool 😂😂😋

[@CaptainClutchX]

58 was hella funny.

[@THEAdmiralXizor]

It's more like "97 ways to get punched in the face by your soon to be ex-girlfriend"...

[@kapalot3314]

The back to back #76 #77 I had to stop the video I laughing tooooo hard 🤣🤣‼️

[@JosephQPublic]

The slap was well deserved XD

[@WisdomanPlaysMC]

God loves you. He sent his son so through him we can have eternal life. Humbly seek him.

[@David-HSTS]

75 is hilarious

[@casen-scott9242]

“ I think we should go on a diet together.” -scooter. “ No.” - girl “ How about you just go on a diet?” - scooter I laughed so hard

[@jaocb178]

What headset do you use?

[@ShadowCeltic]

75) Lmao!!

[@angelmoisespineda8406]

31

[@MichaelH__J]

96 lol

[@xXJaDeB3earXx]

" I didn't forget our anniversary I just didn't wanna buy you anything" lolol priceless

[@nebyualemu5638]

85, 30, and 22 were good ones

[@oliviaalonzo6789]

47......xD

[@jacobbailey1121]

77

[@josephmccullum1877]

She thick af

[@miguelguerrero8760]

And that's bad? :P

[@Damionte]

"Is this game more important than our relationship?" - "It is right now?" #REALTHOUGHTS !!

[@arimagiiik3214]

"Is this game more important than our relationship?" "... It is right now" 😂😂😂😂 Bruh had me dying! The amount of times I've wanted to say that!

[@Gramroberts]

LOL! ive been in a relationship for 4 years now and i can tell you that i have done these numbers.. hahaha .. oops: 55, 28, 27, 19, 16, 14, 12, 10, 8, 7, 3, 1.

[@codemiesterbeats]

+Rob Revelion Ikr no wonder the ex left me I did all of them but the fat knocks LMAO

[@tinderbox83]

If you say "you're so cute/hot/sexy/funny when you're mad", there are 2 possible outcomes based on the severity of your infraction.... 1. (minor infraction) She will hold back her smile and pretend to be mad for however long she feels appropriate in relation to what you did wrong.. If this happens you're good, just be quite until she's back to "normal". 2. (major infraction) You will feel pain. If you already were, you will be feeling more shortly.

[@MrRandomVideos15]

I just saw this video for the first time and I'm going to subscribe to you cuz your funny

[@christaura3768]

That awkward silence at 58 & 57 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂they both looked at each other like did you for real just say that 🤣🤦‍♂️this is too funny.

[@bamamagassa]

LMFAO to "I just wanna see other people, to make sure that your the ONE". LOLOL Was dying after he said that.

[@MrZeegolden]

Who ever taught you how to cook needs to retire 😂😂😂

[@d-brothers3112]

Isn't that 'West Precinct' I hear in the background?

[@averyfarnsworth6258]

"What are you doing out of the kitchen" and "Pull my finger" is what got me dead

[@midnightraider9786]

This video and his video about things not to say to cops are like the funniest videos I've ever seen

[@katelynyeager6513]

I never cheated on u more than once XD... totally subscribing this guy lol

[@lilyt..]

#99 was so messed up and i like it

[@garnettross3340]

background song?

[@david-oh9bi]

0:46 “Your so hairy!” i’m dead 😂

[@blessingsgqada9352]

You are so right. You don't say that to your girlfriend.

[@AFizzleProductions]

LOL at 1. The one about getting out the kitchen was the second funniest. The actress was pretty good, too, especially with the slap.

[@tonyskulas1431]

0:21 bruh 😂😂

[@nathansered4798]

48 “ur love handles do” 😂😂😂😂😂lmao

[@MissAdorability]

You should totally make a top 100- things not to say to your boyfriend, featuring scootera!!

[@saraw2912]

So did you stop making videos?

[@Infinityflow0]

bet this was fun to make under the guise of video-producing

[@johnashiru]

2:52 Didn't the cops not find her body in the "100 things not to say on a first date" video

[@camsavard89]

I never said any of those and my girlfriend still left me after 2 weeks

[@clshep]

"I didn't know PMS could last a whole month?!" DAAAAAAAMN! And his balls are still intact?!

[@HadesRL]

Number 1 got me good

[@Tati_ab]

11 was the beat!!

[@Historicutuber]

I need to keep all these in mind

[@melvinhudson366]

at least 30% of this stuff has happened to me in real life. i was only playing when i told her this stuff. im single now though. i still dont have the slightest clue as to why.

[@elilove4368]

76 was awesome

[@Kartal-tp8qq]

Who is here in 2020?

[@Gerald3035]

This game is more important than our relationship right now got me dead lol

[@BronsenHawkins]

62) Whoever taught you how to cook needs to retire.

[@ottovonaaron3732]

BACK IN THE KITCHEN

[@Tracy3686]

LMAO I love all of these. "You have almost as much facial hair as I do"

[@juliealbrightmoon]

Wow, I stayed with an idiot for far too long...

[@macallanbxygaming]

56and 57 were awesome