Top 15 things to do while quarantined

[@atheadax]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate all the things Boris does for his viewers? He takes such good care of everyone.

[@wtfgordonfreeman5890]

You are definitely not wrong

[@HowtoRadicalize]

@@niraishere771 you never had to say that, type that, or otherwise

[@azreanaibrahim2721]

He is the cool uncle....

[@Hyct13]

@@niraishere771 What in the blin

[@tastefullyoffensive2412]

I love him 😁 his videos are so fun to watch!

[@alexeybozhko9311]

Boris , you rescued me: 1) you teached me how to cook 2) how to save money 3)you teached how to style a car 4)you teached how to be slav 5) you teached how to programming 6) And now you teached how not to be bored during quarantine! Boris I have no words, you are true slav king !👑

[@kebabboi1313]

But in your channel photo there is a AMRICAN FLAG western spy blyat Edit:Thx comrades 47likes lets explode this western spy blyat Another blyatfull edit:dont attack me im not western spy also i cant change my channel picture loves from Turkey✌

[@MrAztek]

Your the spy, your name is ‘not in a Slavic language and your profile picture is not anything remotely Slavic. Unlike my chad stalker PFP

[@popsonroids61]

Toss a coin to your Slav - a Witcher Slav cover. Click on the skull 💀 to the left and listen to it... And you will be saved. Pour your Slav some Vodka, Rakia and ale. Наздраве, братя! :)

[@mirkoblaco812]

Western spy blyatttttt, UROD BLYATTT!!!!!!

[@mirkoblaco812]

@@popsonroids61 Oyyy blin, when did you invent that blyatiful thing?

[@vrixxxvuss189]

"People buying toilet paper like it's their main source of nutrien" That got me hahahahaha xD

[@syaukingm3486]

It got me too XD

[@Destilian]

WILSON!!!!AAAAAAA

[@Marth667]

The reality of that statement is understated here in Australia xD

[@evesokolsky8281]

I know what you mean. People are hoarding toilet paper, napkins, meat, etc... It's so out of hand.

[@joshhall72088]

I know I run out of toilet paper I'm using a sock

[@najlahal-asadi5177]

Can we take a minute to appreciate this guys voice

[@clyde35553]

@QasainTheBest I think he/she is new

[@slonkazoid]

you must be new here

[@edtheminecraftian]

Please, take several

[@artemis5679]

Are you new here?

[@arthurmorgan2418]

Yes

[@williamglass2223]

3:01 “Blin, kindergarten children do this trick here.” They also drink the beer that quick too.

[@DzdzownicaKowadlo]

Of course.

[@nikolay-avokadunskiy]

@Dmt mind shut up

[@matthewmondragon2074]

Here where i live(Mexico) you can open those bottles with EVERYTHING. Keys Paper Your own hand Furniture Even with your own teeth and not brake teeths

[@botondsipos3341]

Also you can sort different type of shells: - Armour penetrating shells - High explosive shells - Premium shells - Semechki shells

[@yeeterdeleter6306]

You mean ap he apcr apds apfsds aphe apcbc heat heatfs hesh atgm and smoke because no one does that wot bs everyone does wt

[@botondsipos3341]

@@yeeterdeleter6306 Well I don't mind!

[@A.K2.718]

Botond Sipos I think you mean Семечки

[@MariaFrolov-z5r]

@@A.K2.718 а что если ракету дома сделать и на ней полететь на луну😳

[@botondsipos3341]

@@A.K2.718 I do

[@Adam-bz9rk]

"don't get carried away and play metro for two weeks" Guess what I've been doing for the last two weeks.

[@bootleghungarian2890]

Ádám lmao

[@albertolandi4258]

Nice, now you are ready for playing metro in real life

[@Markel_GR]

Same but with csgo lol

[@youssefr]

@@Markel_GR So you have chosen... death.

[@TPK_MAKG]

Playing STALKER?

[@nafigaakter8585]

Usa: we are in quarantine Mother Russia: No no no, quarantine is in us

[@HerrKaizer]

This made me laught so hard I don't know why

[@nafigaakter8585]

Wow didn't expect any replies

[@nafigaakter8585]

Thx

[@daniels1263]

For sure

[@jsjsrggwgw2658]

No no, uncle is in me

[@justawanderingoldman7699]

Me when in my quarantine period: "As long I have food and water, this thing is no problem! Internet is my trusted friend!" Also me: *see only several instant noodles and 2 bottles of water left "...Guess I need to stock more first..." Also me again: *have no money left "...I think I should learn how to photosyntesis now..."

[@foxknight9240]

Just D - Alter Your telling me you did not stock on toilet paper, it helps in this process in learning how to get energy with out food

[@bluebell1611]

Eat the sun bam photosynthesis

[@hanchen4721]

@@foxknight9240 where are you from bro? Looks like you're having a hard time

[@Amghannam]

Man, if only we knew how to photosynthesis, that wold be the end of misery man!

[@mnmgaming-gacha834]

Watch a end of month video from boris

[@aaronmagri2055]

“What to do during quarantine. Have life Of Boris Marathon” Me: Wait I already do this

[@angeldevil110]

same

[@Ari_anartist]

Yes

[@commonsense7625]

me too

[@bootygoblino7524]

Don’t we all?

[@id10cyy]

I already did that from dec to jan

[@bruhwicked620]

"That's the only source of Fire?" *BRINGS OUT SOVIET FLAMETHROWER*

[@annusrideviravindran6396]

Good old days in the trenches

[@Dz73zxxx]

Ahh the time i can use my comrade's T-50 tank corpse for heating up myself in harsh winter

[@FREEMAN347]

More like soviet matches , in war you were lighting youre fire or cigarette with gun

[@GandhiTheJanitor]

It looks more like a camping stove than a flame thrower.

[@geoserenity]

cyka, you need to buy flamethrower? i just use trick to turn lighter into a flamethrower! i kid really, respect to the fellow flamethrower owner (lighter is just backup flamethrower)

[@andrewvanatta499]

"Have you been quarantined into your home for 2 weeks" 9 months later

[@broskiyeets1599]

*2 years later*

[@carbonmonteroy]

@CharlieRobloxKerbal So much later that the old narrator quit and they had to hire a new one

[@thulx3997]

_69 years later_

[@ascherlafayette8572]

2 months later

[@НААТ]

so much later we got extinct

[@rigopogr2113]

I am a simple man: I see Boris, I click like.

[@jorcyd]

0:36 "Mayonez is also an instrument" :-D I see what you did there.

[@aurora_asteria6664]

Patrick star of Bob Sponge

[@MazzaAzi]

But is horse radish?

[@Tam33m]

"no boris, western mayonez is not an instrument"

[@Svi3sa]

*throws popcorn at self while wearing a mask* *Starts chewing anyway*

[@weskerposting]

Šviesa LMAO

[@borishatala7522]

That is a pofessional acting skill.

[@LissaDIY]

@@borishatala7522 or a learned reflex

[@ernis3782]

Skilsss

[@avanboy5426]

MAGIC.

[@JoJo-xp6wr]

I just LOVE his accent!!!

[@ahnthedrunk2983]

Well,don't we all :D

[@kaikai7952]

"Learning piano is hard as blin" Google: Blin means soft pancake

[@MikaMationsTV]

XD

[@okacha_0632]

He uses it as a joke

[@kaikai7952]

@@okacha_0632 I am just saying how ironic the joke was.

[@janabroflovski2572]

Blin is like blyat

[@okacha_0632]

@@janabroflovski2572 yea Boris said is family friendly blayt

[@Ethefake]

"i did some programming, what did you do? (You peasants)" My classmates: ... We all go to the same programming school blyat

[@sadsmudge]

"do russian kick dance also known as saying hello to downstairs neighbour"(the downstairs neighbour:Boris Blyat!

[@sadsmudge]

@Sayura Lokhande I'm QUOTATING what he said with ""

[@Historyjewels]

"Not the curtains again!" ...again?

[@jatisoem7472]

Iron curtains?

[@mz7315]

Good one!

[@Gregory_12]

3:48 did Boris just squat with his toes?

[@StarPogginum]

@@Gregory_12 No, it's just that you have to be slightly off your heels to perform the Kazotzky Kick. (Only name I know for that dance)

[@v_Shami]

@@StarPogginum i believe the actual name is the prisyadka, and yeah youre supposed to be on the balls of your feet to do it right

[@TeddyBearGaming999]

“Life of Boris marathon” Slower internet and KZbin throttling quality: am I a joke to you?

[@gunfuego]

watching this with 4.8GB out if 5GB monthly data allotment : Am I a joke to you?

[@noreski435]

Why is it struggling to run videos in 360p?

[@roastyou666]

Run it in 144p, increases the Slav Experience.

[@friendofmara6298]

"Two weeks of uninterupted home time?" Me: *cries in siblings*

Me: *Laughs in not blood related siblings*

[@boriskalashnikov489]

*cries in shared room*

[@faizalnurajiz5490]

@ *gasp* what are you doing, step brooo~

@@faizalnurajiz5490 onii-san

[@roseinaugustaga-zone8a-gia631]

Khang Phú Văn cái éo gì vậy thanh niên!? 😂🤣

[@bla-t]

1:00 did this man just advertise himself on his own channel. I love borris

[@kingconrad4577]

“School is off” Online School:”allow me to introduce myself”

[@monarchofego]

Hahahahaha, we dont have school but there just happened to be a new program in which we have to attend or else we will end up living on the streets

[@RoopeRontu1999]

Ironically, the increase of remote school has helped here, because some classes have been in other campuses, and I have saved a lot of money from bus fares due to classes being held online instead of you know, in the other places.

[@Trogloglation]

Me coming back to school after the quarantine: "I did some programming. What the blin did YOU do?" "Programming, duh." "Oh." I'm doing computer science at university.

[@fayelockwood7656]

Can you share you general experience doing CS? I might take CS next year so I just wanna know more about the student life.

[@Xavier-zd4jq]

I'm doing CS too and it's well awesome. Its also fried how easy the game is, programming ain't too bad and everyone wants CS qualified people. I would recommend doing a college course for a year to see if you enjoy it first because it's not for everyone... :)

[@fayelockwood7656]

@@Xavier-zd4jq - thanks for sharing! I never learned anything about programming but I'm really interested in it. I hope I'll do well!

[@KoyasuNoBara]

@@fayelockwood7656 More advice: no matter how easy the assignment seems, don't leave it for the last minute. You never know when you're going to have to spend hours trying to find out why your program won't work, marking each and every step with a flowchart. This applies more to the higher classes than the lower ones, but you really don't want to have to learn this habit a few years in. Better to start right away.

[@fayelockwood7656]

@@KoyasuNoBara - wow thanks a lot! I really needed that since I've been having a very lazy holiday, gotta get the gears back in motion.

[@mrradmccoolman]

"Or maybe is just forecast of raining knife and fork" Pretty much

[@michellaeharmsen4084]

Knork

[@yamegaa]

@@michellaeharmsen4084 honk

[@mrradmccoolman]

True words right there

[@zetjet9901]

Typical day.

[@joegambabambino4277]

Boris: Wearing a mask way before outbreak

[@mRmSs10]

I'm too drunk to understand what he's saying.

[@formatique_arschloch]

Happened to me also, many times.

[@SCP-zp8jz]

Me too.

[@felixilef7649]

I see you have learned well John Darwin

[@SCP-zp8jz]

@@felixilef7649 Yes.

[@abid5087]

I’m too sober to understand anything he’s saying

[@joethames4964]

Boris Johnson: we are all on lockdown. Me: *ignores. Boris the Slav: 15 tips for quarantine. Me: Right away Great Leader.

[@absolutely1nothing]

No, his name is Boris Slav Superstar

[@SO-Negative]

Average day: Do nothing Average day on Corona outbreak: Do nothing even harder EDIT: O.o Thanks guys

[@zacharykoplin6543]

No, when the corona be out you bing the Boris

[@SO-Negative]

@@zacharykoplin6543 Corona can be out I be in _-Doing nothing-_

[@TheSamasi]

It would be really nice if people would stop thanking for internet likes blin.

[@kutexs6532]

Boris:"what to do when in quarantine" Coronavirus:"hes to powerful, HES TOO SLAV"

[@khanhvypham5579]

noice

[@foolish_sadist8378]

Yes, good good >:3

[@rodar4826]

"So you will be stuck inside for two weeks" that didn't age well....

[@crusader1576]

*Many months later*

[@thrwawyacct]

@@crusader1576 2021 is calling.

[@matheussanthiago9685]

it will be 2022 in two months

[@adeleloffler534]

My mother : what are we gonna do for the next month? Me : ....buterbrod..

[@oceanaelf]

Kkshssjsjsjwlapsjdhhfffgayahahahahahhhhhhahaaaahahah 😂😭😂

[@arandomhungarian1659]

"Life of Boris marathon" Online school: Am i a joke to you?

[@KSara-fb7js]

Hey Hungarian friend

[@wolfiehatesgoogle]

yes it is a joke

[@cosmicboi1650]

Bro I hate online school. It's so stressful

[@toxic_sorry_1236]

@@cosmicboi1650 Bro i hate school, it's so stressful

[@cosmicboi1650]

@@toxic_sorry_1236 same

[@alwarado]

"get some sleep" Me watching this at 1 am: sure

[@lord_khufu]

el rocacius i can’t sleep the whole night, now it’s 8:00 am, fuck it

[@muzafferyaman4462]

4:13 in turkey lol

[@thymethome6755]

2:22 am in Germany ✌🏻 Stay Safe

[@echerechie6313]

12:24 in Australia, 🖖🏻

[@stephan1309]

2:28 in the netherlands ✌🏻

[@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s]

"People buying toilet paper like is their main source of nutrien" or maybe some spies discovered the plans for potato peel video,eh?

[@thescientist5875]

“Two weeks of uninterrupted home time , phah, sign me up cyka” Lol exactly me

[@vacuous1331]

"learn some code" ok then, time to impress my coworkers when i go back to work. I work as a programmer.

[@Dz73zxxx]

Me, a matlab user Learns to do function processes without the function itself Blin its hard

[@lucamartin2955]

This guy just made my quarantine sufferable.

[@sifi3638]

my normal life is called quarantine

[@jaxtonqwq-ihatemypictureso754]

@@sifi3638 same lmao

[@Sputnick_00]

0:12 here we can se the 1% of the eyes of Boris

[@antoniomanuel1643]

I know I'm late, but let me say that ur a genius

[@sealofapoorval7437]

AYYY CYKAAA!

[@dxrknessyt8737]

I saw 1 eye but not the other lol

[@hi.241]

O my god...

[@patio123]

Why does everyone think the mask is covering Boris face the mask is his face

[@pedropereira6512]

ikr, everyone is so dumb, every true fan knows he was born with tracksuit

[@durablewatermark]

Pedro Vlogs It materialized on him in womb

[@SammyWhiteley]

Some say Boris was not born, but pulled out of Reactor 4 in the aftermath of Chernobyl

[@rapha2028]

That’s like saying Davie504’s headphones are his ears... Oh wait...

[@pedropereira6512]

@@SammyWhiteley ur right, stalin is his dad and Chernobyl is his mom

[@uamee]

Notification squat reporting in 🤙🤙

[@AyBlyatLulamoon]

It's ume OwO

[@duythuchoang5095]

When you realize that your daily routine is actually just like quarantine but with go to school or work

[@phamquanghuy2222]

Then get to play some metro, but in public

[@duythuchoang5095]

@@phamquanghuy2222 cool

[@Alpha.Phenix]

Implying I only realised it now!?

[@strengthoveraesthetics239]

Wao. Very original

[@adityakashyap4252]

Just found this channel, honestly this is some fine content to binge watch after ages on KZbin.

[@funnyman5017]

I just found out my daily lifestyle is called "quarantine"

[@jebatevrana]

Yeah, turns out I am pro.

[@foxknight9240]

some dude your not alone in this realization

[@themadscientest]

Yeah, I'm not afraid of waiting this thing out. As long as the world does not see a rise of martial law in the world powers humanity has a good chance of survival. Going to catch up on my youtube subscriptions, watch some stuff on netflix, possibly shave my chest hair into some kind of creative shape, play some Plague Inc, and hope they don't meter websites that are useful for staying sane if you know what I mean.

[@mr.brokendreams9721]

Me too like so true for all introverts

[@broskiyeets1599]

@@themadscientest if the metering starts just move completely off the grid

[@broderzzcompany]

1:51 I knew he going to do that. That's Boris after all!

[@galaxystars4923]

Man,that akward moment when you realise the quarantine doesn't change your daily routine from locking in your room and stay like an antisocial there ;^;

[@Felix-ko8gv]

”Laughs in introvert”

[@raimapper3367]

Wheezes in introvert

[@galaxystars4923]

Man,I'm having like right now an headache,maybe it's because I'm going insane,because I don't even socialize I played x or o with my fish,like *this isn't normal*

[@raimapper3367]

@@galaxystars4923 Meh i always do stuff alone, still sane

[@galaxystars4923]

@@raimapper3367 I didn't leaved this house from almost 1 month ;-;

[@moncefkarimaitbelkacem1918]

just discovered this channel , made my day;):);)

[@fuoc3518]

me, an italian who's been in quarantene for three weeks already: "you guys are only getting two weeks?"

[@comkver]

We're almost sure that'll change in California. New York just called for the entire workforce to stay home.

[@NoobGamer-25]

You guys are getting only 3 weeks? (Milan btw)

[@IridiumFlames]

dude how are you doing?? news says it's seriously rough over there

[@210unknown]

IM GETTING ONE DAMN MONTH AND A HALF

[@sh0dy]

fuoc I’m I’m going to be in quarantine for 4 weeks blyat

[@valdenius]

Only true slavs will remember Boris saying “Welcome friends” at the start of his videos.

[@polishgopnik1914]

Yep

[@sajikihashi6930]

Yeah I knew he did not say "welcome friends"

[@anderstermansen130]

oi blin.

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

I'm American. I know that every nation on this planet has liberation potential. That's what matters, now learn to drive on the correct side of the road! Jk.

[@valdenius]

@@jed-henrywitkowski6470 Go away western spy

[@barbthatsitjustbarb5680]

Boris: school is off, work is off Me: *laughs in stressed overwork student* For real help I'm actually forced to do school work

[@intergalacticpuff6252]

In my country, the schools are locked down and everyone is forced to do work for 3 weeks don't complain (

[@keithivanmasaganda8]

and so am i.

[@evelynt9582]

my school's shut down for the rest of the year, but we still gotta do work.. all the work none of the fucking around with my friends. we're all in this hell together comrade

[@MrTheShademan1]

I work from home now, yeah...

[@joe9832]

3 weeks? Our A level exams have been cancelled so I'm gonna need something to occupy me for 7 friggin months, and even worse, the GOD DAMN PUBS ARE CLOSED

[@ImaginationUser]

"...Eating seeds as a pastime activity The toxicity of our city, of our city..."

[@felixargyle1285]

NEW WHAT DO YOU OWN THE WORLD?

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

0:36 Patrick Star: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? Boris: Yes, Patrick Mayonez is also an instrument

[@sonjohono1]

1:47 I don’t know why, but that whole process made me laugh so much 😂

[@focalpoint._]

“Even though your birthday is in 2 months...” *_how the blyat..._*

[@dratinibrah]

My birthday is in 9 months lol

[@pandoratheclay]

Nine is in 5 months lmao

[@rakosimatyas602]

@troll tube happy birthday ^^

[@KeremMeteOzdemir]

@troll tube happy early birthday comrade

[@KeremMeteOzdemir]

6 months

[@theliteralicecreamman]

Bless you, Boris.

[@redglitch2054]

I got 5 weeks of quarantine. Everyone from my class is like oh God please no but I don't see any difference. It's how my life is already. Staying inside 24/7. Yeeees

[@aleksandar122]

I got also 5 weeks, but a ton of homework with that 😢

[@Markel_GR]

Random Games Channel I feel that

[@MakiTheOriginal]

Exactly. Sad, but true😂

[@rudolfdirks9253]

5 weeks are so much.... and the amount of homework is killing me....

[@AVKnecht]

Margarine is good for what it's inventor intended it for: Greasing muskets

[@fi4127]

wait i use it for releaving myself.

[@foxknight9240]

AVKnecht is this actually true?

[@vikneshvisva3881]

Or creating very big fire for cooking.

[@AVKnecht]

@@foxknight9240 yes. The French looked for an alternative to animal fat during the Napoleonic Wars.

[@lpsgameslilyanna5294]

When brain in pain When sad inside Marathon Boris videos And all better. I've been in my house so long the walls are talking wHaT

[@FiSH-iSH]

what are the walls saying, i want to know.

[@lpsgameslilyanna5294]

@@FiSH-iSH something about mutant cats but I'm not entirely sure

[@FiSH-iSH]

heh, sounds like me.

[@lpsgameslilyanna5294]

Relatable :)

[@xornedge8204]

Eh. Get some sliip

[@Shady_Jay]

"Play piano in the bath, eat semechki, and dance with my cat" this man has reached true enlightenment.

[@jonahblack2000]

"Going to sleep at 5 AM, and waking up at 7 in the morning" - I feel VERY called out...

[@akido-3750]

''learn how to cook'' me: here we go again

[@MistaE]

ITS PLOV' O CLOCK!!!!

[@SkyseaMTATRcodersky]

6:02 As a Turkish , I really really agree about "past time" situation. It makes addiction when you learned

[@whoe_whate8487]

Im learning Russian while im in quarantine. It was also Boris and his channel that inspired me. 👍 Keep making the good content!

[@thealien_lookingthing7116]

KZbin: How to Stay Entretained while in Quarentine. Me, an Asocial: I don't Need that, Blyat. Life of Boris: This video. Also Me: *Clicks video*

[@KeremMeteOzdemir]

4:02 "never know when you need it". He is right. My scout camps hold potato peeling competitions. And the winners get like extra sleep. Because normally they wake us up at 7:30 AM with Marcia Carolus Rex, after going to sleep at 2. Swedish scouting is awesome

[@Akedyaa]

Haha, Im also a swedish scout...but where are your scouts then because we don't do that kind of things, although we also have some crazy traditions...have you been to Vässarö, just wondering?

[@KeremMeteOzdemir]

@@Akedyaa no I haven't, but a lot of my friends have. I'm Stockholm scoutdistrikt scoutkår GVB

[@Akedyaa]

@@KeremMeteOzdemir okay, well I've been to Vässarö once and I'm part of Njurunda Scoutkår which is located in Sundsvall...

[@KeremMeteOzdemir]

@@Akedyaa ok haha

[@Akedyaa]

@@KeremMeteOzdemir I (and the rest of my Scoutkår) should originally been going to peak 2020 but...yeah because of Corona it's not gonna happen....

[@mateuszodrzywoek8658]

"uninterrupted" Oh, papa Boris, you don't know... Cyka schools giving assignments

[@kadam.z]

Ay blyat...

[@thepenguinfrommadagascar1994]

My school hasn't given us anything to due because they dont have an actual system set up for it

[@id10cyy]

OH BLYAT

[@todorivanov2652]

I'm in the same predicament.......blyat

[@lonelykoopa9576]

Ah yes, the biggest pizdec

[@cloudssoup7024]

Commenting to boost the algorithm! Love your vids

[@cuhtony965]

My friend asked to recommend him a Netflix sho i said no the only show I recorded was life of boris

[@stevewhite4080]

American: Takes 1 month to learn Slav Kick Me: 5 days of watching TF2 and Boris vids Boris: learned when born...

[@yankeedoodle6134]

Chipmunk Channel team fortress or titan fall

[@lunamoonfang2]

@@yankeedoodle6134 Team Fortress ofc

[@jayamilapersson4030]

True slav like Boris learn in womb.

[@kazekage8957]

"Oh wait. Is this a twist off cap??" Boris 2020

[@Jhayzt19]

Suffering from depression but this guy legitimately gave me a good laugh. 😂 SUBBED AND LIKED COMRADE.

[@youfailedthevibecheck1057]

1. *gaming* 2. *gaming* 3.*eat* 4.*gaming* 5*sleep* repeat and you have great quarantine

[@aroma13]

In germany we 6 weeks, quarantine and easter

[@noonetookthis8935]

Luca marian Habelea same in the philippines but 4 weeks quarantine(i might be wrong)

[@hardcrypt1542]

I have 4 months

[@pietarinokonen607]

Drink vodka x15

[@mejradacik886]

I have the entire school year

[@sada1504]

#16: learn a language Me: starts with Czech because I like pain

[@kawaiineko2523]

Start with Chinese or Russian If you like to learn languages that not even God heard of, then Seneca is for you

[@sada1504]

See I could have done that, but I have Czech friends and I actually like the language

[@David-ys3ld]

Good luck then :D Or as we, Czechs, would say... Hodně štěstí :D

[@sada1504]

Děkuji, budu to potřebovat

[@tpl145]

you've felt pain, if you never tried to learn polish :)

[@Diavlow]

Slavs Eat Cheburek Slavs Plant Grass When i see boris I surely click fast

[@gusspeeltmuziekdingen1190]

thank you so much boris for being one of the few youtubers I have been obsessivly watching past year to try to forget about the virus

[@Sir_Quag]

7:04 Let's take a moment and appreciate the fact, that Boris is taking care of Aloona's carpet

[@karolinkiehl4097]

You are right, I just noticed that How could I forget that ? XD

[@crustaceanfrustration1610]

“So school is off, work is off” *laughs in online classes* Edit: holy shit, all you people that liked are *u n i t s* thanks for the likes!

[@ChemySh]

*laughs in third world economy that cant afford a shutdown*

[@chair5728]

Aldy Shawnart It seems like third world economy’s are doing better than first world, it sucks here rn.

[@lazuriidkwhattoputhere8719]

@@chair5728 My country is Politically First World but Economically Third World

[@d.holikk]

Copycat

[@MigsES02]

**laughs while watching video in online classes**

[@ahnthedrunk2983]

*lights "candle" of cake on fire* OPAAAA! *moments later* OY- OY BLI- *NOT THE COURTAINS AGAIN!* XD

[@parix31]

Thank you for the comedy it makes me feel happy in the most depressing times

[@somethingcool2790]

Need this man I’m going insane his voice brings me massive amounts of joy

[@dqc7179]

Something cool SAME

[@somethingcool2790]

Daniella Quintero yeah man

[@rkxd1337]

every country in a nutshell: oh noes there is no toiler paper

[@bosermann4963]

nah, more like people dont have monies to buy food so they break quarrantine to go to work and not die of starvation

[@Armaxton]

you mean australia?

[@thesoggybaguette4465]

Was there ever any?

[@rkxd1337]

@@Armaxton now i guess i beed to change it to every country in the world

[@hershmysson]

Nah, probably just the US and a couple of others.

[@getnaenaed8063]

i did a huge boris marathon including the 2nd channel's vids ps: we have the same TV blin

[@bombdotcom2168]

I wish I knew this channel when I was sick with covid. His amazing accent and hilarious content would have helped me-

[@krayse]

2:13 “Meat Tenderising” ... Nice one boris

[@cryogamer9307]

We all agree that that wasn't about cooking

[@makooooooo]

3:05 "but real slav man we open bottle with another bottle" me: *Laughs in Vietnamese*

[@adamteashaw9441]

Soldier: why is the snow speaking Russian? *SLAVIC INTENSIFIES*

[@aimee1780]

I though I’m the only Vietnamese people watch this

[@N3ONLUV]

How do you open bottles in Vietnam?

[@PattyChies]

I wanna learn the vietnamise way of opening a bottle

[@makooooooo]

@@aimee1780 :v

[@beruman]

"learn instrument" suddenly remembers forgotten harmonica on the closet

[@anemkigee250]

My mother would be proud of your potato peeling skills! My husband introduced me to your life Boris! No regrets. And believe me, my mom learned to drive later in her life, she was amid 30s and her first car was a vauxhaul followed up with a lada! We had to hold the back doors closed. I shat myself holding the door as she took a corner! Ahh memories! I’m a new sub from Northwestern Ontario, Canada and love your content! Thank you! ❤️🇨🇦❤️👋🏾

[@nozra_z]

5:12 Boris: "Things to do to keep busy!" Also Boris: "I ain't reshooting that scene I gotta "clean the kitchen"

[@henkhenksen5542]

2:47 missed opportunity to use Corona beer...

[@BigMamaDaveX]

THAT'S not SLAV enough. 😉

[@matte3539]

mexican spy beer блин

[@weskerposting]

true slavs don’t drink cOrOnA

[@zehelzess]

Mann, those dance moves from Artyom could make a whole troop go confusion

[@nightmareplayz8306]

Thx Boris ! You let me learn such bootiful things😂😂😂

[@210unknown]

When vadim get the Corona virus: BORIS: at least no more damn noice Realizing that vadim is his neibor NU BLIN

[@The_Cookie_Crumbles]

at that pint, he would play Metro and War Thunder on his vodka- cooled pc

[@skylertitan1235]

4:56 being stuck at home all day because of quarantine, and Boris says "Do not try this at home level".

[@josephvoskuhl878]

Meat Tenderizing: Boris: reveals regular meat hammer Me: he will pull out Svetlana instead Boris: pulls out hammer Me: But what about- Boris: reveals Svetlana Me: Blyatiful

[@countryballsong4117]

Who stold my name in world of tank blitz

[@belgensyd]

One year today, and still cool. Love from Norway.

[@ei1889]

me: “actually watching this video so I have something to do” Boris: **learn to peel the potato**

[@lpsgameslilyanna5294]

Funny thing, I was hoping for another video and just as I finished that thought I got the notification for this

[@sgtyed3943]

0:34 Yes mayonez is also an instrument... He watched Sponge Bob!

[@nathanielleack4842]

In my home a tier 3 lockdowm is being introduced which sent us back to march lockdown in terms of rules. In fact slightly stricter. High fines in case of violation. No socialising with people from outside your household in indoor situations even if you wear mask snd socially distance. My uni is completely online and Im growing very lonely. These videos cheer me up and remind me when this was only gonna be a few weeks long