Top 3 stories that sound fake but are 100% real | Part 5

If there wasn't footage, you wouldn't believe today's #1 story.... (we included the footage).
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#3 -- "Doctor WHO?" -- 0:39 -- A family's dark secret is revealed in a fire
#2 -- "You're Strong!" -- 4:23 -- Woman has an unusual response to a stranger
#1 -- "The Sky King" -- 11:44 -- If there wasn't footage, you wouldn't believe it... (we included the footage).
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You are at the end. Nothing more exists beyond this. Promise.
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☠︎ Found the secret easter egg in today's video? Be the 1st to comment what it is and where it occurs in the video, and you will get pinned!! ☠︎

[@overmyemptycoffin]

the poor like button, this just keeps getting worse: Like button left side at like 19:00

[@Mazin_14]

Hi

[@MrBallen]

I am giving this to you because I laughed at this comment and it was the first to be close....the exact time is 19:13 and yes, its that silly little Like Button bottom left! well done!

[@Mazin_14]

@@MrBallen Hi I love your stories :)

[@santi9255]

I put it just not in time man.

[@sercelianbastard5806]

This plain one was nuts that’s been bothering me why he did it thanks 🙏

[@CharlieApples]

Just to be clear…Susan’s husband sent a hit man after her, and she killed the hit man… _with her bare hands._ That’s the most badass thing I’ve ever heard of. Why isn’t this a Tarantino movie?

[@pw9258]

So you haven't seen 'Kill Bill'?

[@CharlieApples]

@@pw9258 So you haven’t seen Jackie Brown?

[@beeer421]

@@CharlieApples so you haven't seen death proof?

[@yandenuts]

But she's a Nurse, of course she is a legend!

[@b.brodie3021]

She could neat chuck norris in hand to hand combat

[@shaurmiath6719]

Sue gave the guy a chance. He came back after her and she was all "So, you have chosen death."

[@x.o9807]

Lmfao facts

[@sithsaiyan4529]

Fatality.

[@cheez-itman2784]

Reminds me of goku and frieza from dragon ball z

[@justinbeard3279]

Don’t fuck with sue or any nurse

[@zachbishop7868]

So you wanna die today 😂 love this comment

[@applesandlemoncake]

Sue is the embodiment of "call an ambulance...but not for me!" I loved her story!

[@Alice15210]

Bru Sue is amazing ❤️❤️ ✊ #womandla ✊✊✊

[@Somebody9666]

​@@Alice15210womandla?

[@Alice15210]

@@Somebody9666 lol yeah. Derived from Zulu "Amandla!!!!!" "Awethu!!!!"

[@UJThakur]

The "DOOM Music" The Only Thing They Fear is You was playing in my mind the whole time Mr.Ballen was describing her fight

[@idlehands1864]

Should've just killed him when she had the opportunity the first time, you should always assume the person violating your space is out to do you harm

[@josephdavis4956]

Bro, that's insane. Dude killed his parents, his wife and his child because of all of his lies. I would've given that dude life without parole, that's despicable.

[@myrtillepiquet7359]

That doesnt exist in France :(

[@zebatov]

Who invents the guillotine and then retires it?

[@zebatov]

I couldn’t believe that. Even here in Canada, life is twenty-five years minimum. Depending on what you did, you might not get paroled when that time is up.

[@nenocoka6159]

Only for white ppl

[@pariah_carey]

@@zebatovProbably people who have actually watched multiple beheadings in the Town Square.

[@Jemmyleedoesart]

Imagine the embarrassment of being an assassin who’s assassinated by your own target. Sue is a badass.

[@bonchidude]

He used a hammer. This is not an effective weapon for a clean kill. But this dude was a drug addict so his sharpness was not the best. Heck for the amount he got paid and for what he had to do he would have not done it.

[@lindseyflesher5742]

@@bonchidude I'm thinking he was going for the element of surprise. Imagine his surprise!

[@bonchidude]

@@lindseyflesher5742 Yeah but with a hammer?? A sledge hammer would have killed her instantly. This is not UK, so guns are available. Use a plastic bottle with foam inside for a cheap silencer.

[@lindseyflesher5742]

@@bonchidude it concerns me a little bit that you're such an "expert". Are you some sort of murderer fanboy/girl?

[@lindseyflesher5742]

@@bonchidude we're not told anything about the hammer or how much time the would-be assassin had to prepare. Could it not be possible that the hammer belonged to Sue's household and that the guy grabbed it last minute thinking it would be easier to intimidate her? I wouldn't personally want to go up against anyone bare handed, let alone with any kind of weapon.

[@five-dimeroppenheimer4221]

Home intruder: “I’m here to kill you.” Trauma Nurse: “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KINDA DAY IVE HAD!?!?”

[@thedivineofsin]

If a woman that can beat your ass is having a bad day try not to talk to her you’ll higher your chance of survival

[@kurse2809]

My mom is a doctor and sometimes she just comes home and is like DONT MESS WITH ME, IVE HAD A BAAAAAD DAY

[@lexipaw8020]

This is why women on their periods would be a great asset to the army lmao. (I realize this sound like I'm a femistest but I just think it's funny)

[@anothercleverusername992]

Trauma Nurse: _"You don't seem to understand... I'm not locked in here with you. YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"_

[@nuru666]

Cue the Doom Music.

[@jordankeith4110]

My dad was one of the last people to talk to the man in the plane. He’s was a captain for horizon for 20 years. I remember how devastated he was after this

[@commonsense571]

I’m so sorry .. how painful. I wish him comfort.. it wasn’t up to him. But I can’t imagine how badly he must’ve wanted to save that situation. 💛

[@seratonin7004]

What a tragedy for all involved. As he said, a lot of people loved him.

[@sweetiebee8187]

I hope therapy helped him to heal❤

[@zokie77]

Super sad to hear. Was your dad the pilot that was making great conversation with him and asking him how his plane is feeling etc? If so, I truely believe someone could've talked him out of it, because he was re thinking his decisions at one point, just needed that helping hand.

[@zokie77]

@@Chellooo__ Well firstly, you're not the guy who I asked this question to. Secondly, there's a full 1 hour long audio version you can go ahead and listen to of the entire ordeal where a pilot asks him "how's your plane, mines feeling pretty good" and made great conversation with Richard. I asked the question above to see if that was the specific pilot who spoke to him, because he was the only one who treated him like a human. He wasn't on a frequencey only with the ATC...

[@kterhune100]

Susans story had me staring at the screen yelling yes! did her husband not realize what an absolute boss she was?

[@gerarddearie-zd2gb]

I think we can reflect what sort of loser soldier the guy must have. He had one job-to kill things.

[@Tahsin365]

He probably did and that's why hired someone else to do the job

[@zfeazcesd1047]

im thinking a big factor was her being smart enough to quickly realize that he was there to kill her and quickly got in an aggressive "do everything i possibly can or i'm dead" mentality. i think a lot of people in her place would be in more of a "i have to escape" mentality rather than having an animalistic kind of drive to fight. people can do amazing things in high adrenaline life or death moments

[@nenocoka6159]

7 years for murder for hire, he must be white

[@musemellow]

"girlboss" ☕

[@jackie-tk9641]

I feel like Sue embodied the phrase "Not today, Satan."

[@fairladykd6734]

YES!

[@chowie8116]

More like not today bitch !!!

[@Tayjahbaby8371]

yessss. she was not gonna be taken out that day.

[@shmegma3386]

What a badass. Susan is my new hero.

[@Gunners_Mate_Guns]

Hell yes. She has a true warrior spirit.

[@Seesin]

Sue was like “call an ambulance, call an ambulance, but not for me”

[@chowie8116]

Hahaha nice

[@anonymousgrape3022]

do not fuck with nurses

[@samnathan7514]

I actually laughed out loud

[@soulmate702000]

His last words."call me an ambulance" Sue's last words before killing him, "you're an ambulance"

[@17MrLeon]

I wanna like this but it's precisely 300 likes.

[@jussayin4858]

Susan’s story is covered on an episode of the TV show “I Survived”. It’s chilling to hear her recount the events of that day. She’s remorseful for ending his life, but his actions put his death in motion. I’m thankful she survived.

[@BlazeBuds]

Was that the same show with the man from Northern Canada who had his head crushed by a polar bear?

[@jerseybound717]

it's covered on a lot of these channels to. i;ve hear this story like 10 times now but i still like hearing them. I rewatch some creepypastas cause they are just that good.

[@jerseybound717]

@@BlazeBuds Churchill Canada kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGjZeI2Xba59gJY

[@NvrDieNvrSurrender]

The I Survived episodes are on KZbin. It's a fantastic show that tells the survivor's side of the story.

[@terrimitchell7759]

Bebo must’ve had a lot of anguish, I’m glad he got to do something he obviously wanted to do so badly that he was willing to give his life. RIP Sky king

[@squarepickle]

When you think you're about to murder an old nurse, but you find out she's John Wick. 😂😂😂

[@gamenut112]

Nah, she ain't John Wick. She's fuckin' *Susan.*

[@inezmickel1274]

I think sue is john wicks mom😅

[@55Slasher]

@@inezmickel1274 bruh lol she is

[@shakielogan9626]

🤣 nice

[@davidolsen2495]

Lmfao

[@-Kindred-]

Imagine being a war vet with the knowledge to take down an army, but getting absolutely bodied by a nurse.

[@poptoe11]

My thoughts exactly 😂

[@thedanielmarsh]

Most vets arnt well trained. 99% are cooks, drivers, medics, comms, logistics

[@poptoe11]

@@thedanielmarsh You should rethink that statement. How do you get into the military to begin with? Bootcamp training. Then drills everyday. Don't matter what your job is for your branch

[@thedanielmarsh]

@@poptoe11 I'm literally in the infantry.. Support isn't trained in self defense or hand to hand. Just the few combat arms

[@poptoe11]

@@thedanielmarsh but training is training. Still more than the average joe I assume. And thank you for your service

[@myjessicajourney1915]

I've spent a large part of my professional life working in mental health crisis intervention, and the calmness of Bebo's cadence and the humor he was using were absolutely things we see with people who are at high risk of suicide. It may seem odd at first, but many people who have been struggling can find comfort in the idea of dying by suicide. Please check in with your loved ones, especially those who you know have been struggling in life.

[@fifiladu2659]

Bebo’s story always hurts my heart. He always came off as a genuinely nice guy who was experiencing some kind of emotional crisis. The sad part is that in the midst of that crisis, the perspective can really appear like there is absolutely no hope, but time truly can change things. I just wish he’d given himself enough more of it to make it to the healing side of crisis.

[@dannyhuskerjay]

i do smile though with the thought that he was able to feel the joy he longed for at the end. i just wish he could have found it in life.

[@elturtle4739]

Intruder: “Don’t you hear that boss music? Aren’t you scared?” Susan: “You thought this was your boss music?”

[@MainMite06]

Susan: "I'm gonna end this man's whole career!"

[@nico_meiko]

@@MainMite06 Literally

[@victoriastead4635]

What do you say to the Vietnam Vet that has come to murder you? Susan: Not today!

[@svampebob007]

Susan: What boss music? Intruder:👁👄👁

[@michaelbugner7011]

*doom music intensifies*

[@The_Space_Kitty]

Sue sees the intruder, cracks her knuckles and says “ let’s dance”.

[@sweaterwearingsquirrel9302]

“I’m your huckleberry ...”

[@driprubies2464]

🤣 so true!

[@tlove9125]

Lol.

[@enterusername6953]

"We don't pick the ballroom, we just dance."

[@cjgia4898]

You forgot the......Mudderfecker!

[@weescottishlady]

The Sky King 🤴 RIP Apart from this story tugging at the heartstrings, the thing that is the most heartbreaking is if he had just been given a chance he would've been an amazing pilot. But lack of money? Education? Something else? Obviously prevented him from becoming a pilot, yet without that barrier, we could've had one of the best!! It's the same as poverty.... how much is the world lacking because people can't show their true potential.

[@regaI]

love this perspective

[@claing17]

Barrier to entry is so high for everything. In reality most things aren't that difficult if someone just shows you the basics. We value the piece of paper more than the actual person.

[@sn4ketooth220]

@@claing17cough cough *ryanair* cough cough *spirit*

[@AnAdorableWombat1]

You don’t need money to become a damn pilot. Just apply for an airline. All of those are piss poor excuses to justify that nuts actions.

[@andreaswiklund7197]

No way. What he did proves that he’d be the worst. Pilots need to be psychologically stable in all situations …

[@Ammon6]

Wow Susan is a warrior of the highest order. She managed to accomplish successfully one of the toughest situation that an human can encounter. Wow

[@acetown2263]

Imagine spending years in the military, being essentially a trained killer, then dying to an unarmed nurse lol. Susan a badass, mad respect

[@AlephTroll]

Surprisingly a lot of the vets who went to Vietnam were conscripted teenagers, who received next to no training before being rushed out to deployment. Not discrediting Susan or anything, just sayin.

[@bibleguy1207]

@@AlephTroll Ed Haffey wasn't a military guy. But if he had been Susan still would've killed him!

[@bibleguy1207]

@Joy Jones I just haven't found a article that said that he was a military guy.

[@brendan9868]

Vietnam vets were some of the worst trained soliders the modern US has ever had. Plenty of them were simply drafted and almost instantly shipped off to Vietnam with essentially no training. There’s stories of guys who before arriving in Vietnam had never even fired a gun before, I’ve even heard one where a guy said throughout his time there he never even learned how to use his pistol and would keep messing up and jamming it. What that lady did was amazing, there’s not a chance in hell I could’ve done it, but calling that degenerate a trained killer is most likely a pretty big stretch.

[@wassamattau5787]

@Joy Jones You said that already. You said that already.

[@PokemonkaDub]

Susan: Walks into her home. Assassin: Why do I hear boss music?

[@infinikki]

Assassin: * hits her head with the hammer* surely that did a number on her Sue: * second health bar appears*

[@Haybear_92]

Assassin about to f around and find out

[@cartooncritique6625]

To bad for the assassin he was all outta lives. 😄

[@rednova9391]

Lmao underrated comment 😂

[@imcrazygnomie6642]

Assassin: * a fog wall blocks the door* kzbin.info/www/bejne/r522eHZjjdqBhrM

[@crystaldawn9255]

I'm just north of Seattle, I remember watching bebo through the breaking news but couldn't see him from my house. We love him. I think because we can absolutely all relate to being broken sometimes. The compassion we have. Me and my husband literally cried unexpectedly while listening and watching live. RIP sky King

[@hgfhjhgcvjj6476]

I've been broken but I've never stolen a plane and risked thousands of lives. Ya know why? Because I'm not a selfish person.

[@Skeeeebo21]

@@hgfhjhgcvjj6476 Agreed. I am perplexed at this general consensus that he is some sort of hero, to the extent of being given a cool nickname. In addition to his family's hurt and the residential risk, someone had to clean up the debris, not to mention the ecological damage to the island. Selfish indeed.

[@portwills]

@@Skeeeebo21it's hard to tell whether suicide is selfish or not, but that guy's death is depressing just to hear about... he did apologize for what he was doing. Can't understand how he still went through with it. His demeanor is haunting, creepy, sad...

[@niramm]

The selfish part is doing it so publicly and risking so many lives@@portwills

[@psychicrenegade]

​@@hgfhjhgcvjj6476WHAT thousands of lives?!? He was alone on that airplane, and the people he was worried about hurting were his family...who would be hurt by his s*icide. He obviously knew how to fly an airplane without crashing into a residential neighborhood...he deliberately crashed into an island where he knew he wouldn't accidentally hurt or kill any innocent people.

[@melonyake36]

As a ER RN I can tell you the years of working in ER is traumatic and eye opening in what kind of people are in the world. You lose your innocence and reality slaps in in the face. You become a survivor and a fighter. Well done sue!

[@libbybloom3215]

Well thank you for doing your job. I know I and a lot of other people definitely can not! You nurses are the ones doing the real hands on work and don’t get enough credit. Especially if y’all are ripping open rib cages and massaging hearts! I could never!!! 😭❤️

[@Catras_unfairly_gorgeous_smirk]

Intruder: "Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming closer?" Sue: "I can't beat the shit out of you if I don't come closer."

[@liveelbaraka3371]

ORA!ORA!ORA!

[@yesseru]

Ho ho, then come as you like!

[@ED-tk6bc]

*menacing*

[@chronalcactus9258]

Intruder: then come as close as you li- Susan: ORA!

[@aka_tinalouise]

She’s such a fucking badass. “She prepared 30 years for this moment” ABSOLUTE GOALS!!! 😂

[@Hisdudeness9500]

Sue: I'm a nurse, I heal people, I don't kill them Intruder: Someone's gonna die tonight Sue: Fine, if you insist...

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

In the medical corps we had a catchphrase we used. "Do not test my patience or you may become one."

[@youraveragejoe6335]

Susan: Call an ambulance,but not for me.

[@vaellyth]

"There are four rules..."

[@Leonarco333]

Sometimes you save people by healing them and sometimes you save people by unaliving other people.

[@heisenberg1163]

The hitman: “Why do I hear boss music?”

[@el.t-bull]

The sky king is an example of how this world seriously sucks. Dude obviously had talent he was never using and got stuck working a dead end job because of the way our society is structured. I have two BA degrees in engineering, graduated top of my classes, and I'm stuck working in a call center because I'm too over qualified or i dont have any experience. I tried for a long time to get into something and finally landed a really good job, and then covid happened. I feel the sky kings pain.

[@VintageStarlet]

❤ Hope you’re having a good day, today.

[@Matthew-Anthony]

If you are "over qualified", how can you not have any experience?

[@cmndo]

I feel you. I have several degrees and Masters in diplomacy and policy, and did unpaid internships at embassies. I know I am a good hard worker that has commitment and loyalty to my job and country or countries I represent, but despite nearly 300 applications around the world in the area of foreign policy, applying for the very bottom jobs to work my way up, I have never been given a real opportunity. Henceforth I am also working full time at a call centre and barely afford to pull by, but the worst thing is my unhappiness.

[@nourishevolvethrive4164]

I’m so so sorry it’s a lot of us out not living our dreams it’s painful reality. I do hope that you get your time to shine one day as do I I want to be an artist like Warhol or an actress like Davis ❤

[@PostallDoode]

It is true, however, it seems that you do not take your circumstances on anyone else. This person Bebo decided to take the plane and perform those acrobatics with no experience while putting other people's lives in danger and judging by the conversation with the controllers, all he needed was some validation and his 10 minutes of fame. But for whatever reason this mentally unstable person is being praised as a hero...

[@rolandk9860]

Awesome thing about the whole Bebo situation was, he was extremely focussed on not hurting anyone on the ground when crashing. Went over the water, and selecting that island where he crashed with that thought in mind.

[@SkullysInsanity]

The fact that she killed an assassin with her *bare hands* is the most badass thing I've heard in literal years

[@nicholasmartin3770]

He was also a Vietnam vet

[@milkyo1206]

Why literal?

[@Tw0Dots]

@@milkyo1206 because it’s been literal years. Pretty self explanatory 😉

[@jazflanagan8693]

You should look up the Mr Ballen video that has a story called "Don't Mess With Doug."

[@milkyo1206]

@@Tw0Dots did I ask you?😳😳

[@mini-_]

"I have an army" "We have a Sue" _Player 1 has left the game_

[@mrmuchacoman5539]

*rank 300 player with a Chinese name has left the game.*

[@azia5051]

I just like sue. She’s a brave young woman, God bless her soul.

[@silasmarner7586]

Man comes at her with hammer. Sue: Hold my beer.

[@greatergood7700]

tbh sounds like I would be scared if sue showed up middle of the night with a hammer at my front door. props to the neighbor for answering

[@azia5051]

Silas Marner 100% true pro.

[@theeasternfront6436]

I lived in Seattle at the time Sky King stole that plane. I just recall how touched I was about his final line. To him and anyone else struggling out there, we love ya, take care of yourselves.

[@julianna4373]

I really needed this 2day. Thank you

[@thedude4672]

I appreciate your sentiment, but you don't love me.

[@avianahelena]

@@thedude4672 Sure don't, but someone does. Keep it in mind. Especially if you have pets--they won't be able to rationalise and understand if you just don't come back one day. At least, that's why I'm still alive, at least. idk if you're in this situation at all, but just wanted to put this out there just in case.

[@raven-edgewindwalker23]

Man I just love How Susan fought back! I could almost feel every attack She delivered and its all thanks to how clear of an explanation that Mr. Ballen gives out as a Story!

[@JkAlombro]

Hammer guy: **appears from the dark Sue: **charges at him Hammer guy: Yoooooooo you're not supposed to do that. I'm not paid enough for this

[@kanamekiyru]

He forgot he wasnt on peaceful mode

[@lrzoey884]

@@kanamekiyru 9

[@Jayleenyc]

That wasn't in the note!

[@ruffypuffyguy]

😐

[@Peanutdababie]

Dude didn't realize that she was a nymph, not a friendly NPC

[@benp4339]

Can we get a round of applause for Susan. Incredible bravery

[@OddNoble]

👏

[@anothercleverusername992]

Incredible _Badassery..._

[@Broc_plays]

Right you go Susan also the Neighbor was shiting them self

[@Urabrask]

Susan is absolutely visceral

[@superexpertgamerkiller9477]

Badass

[@NanetteStein]

I was honestly shocked at the lack of severity in his sentencing. Definitely more years should’ve been doled out.

[@enriqueramseur6920]

Definitely agree....4 or 5 people, 1 or 2 of them children! And all in all he did less then 25 years .....that's INSANE...just shows how broken and flawed are systems can be

[@ned8124]

I’m over here prepping some ingredients listening to Sue’s story and at a certain point I had to stop, cross my arms and just lock in on the story. Her story had me HOOKED 🔥🔥

[@SirKyrex]

It’s such a breath of fresh air hearing about a victim that overcomes there attacker for a change. Susan’s metal as fuck

[@Rakerong]

So many points in that story I thought that the attacker was going to get the upper hand and the story would go tragic as they normally do, but no...Susan just said "Not today, Satan!" That is going to be one hell of a story to tell at reunions and events and gatherings.

[@recker198]

@@Rakerong Susan's my hero.

[@RageCFH]

Hell yea she is 🤘🏻

[@random1234100]

So metal

[@faultytitties]

Her attacker thought he had the element of surprise but it turns out she did by fiercely fighting back.

[@pizuka2]

Hitman: *ominously walks towards Susan* Susan: *sprints towards hitman* Hitman: _wait-_

[@Itsastrangeday]

lmfao

[@lettymoore3714]

Way to go lady😁

[@nappssnapps2891]

😆😆😆😆

[@masonfrisby9554]

She a runner, she a track star

[@zainepenny933]

Wait, that's illegal

[@inkytabithaful]

I love the story about Susan fighting off her attacker. Mostly because it reminds me of my late mother (who was ALSO named Susan lol) and that is absolutely something she would've done. She was also roughly the same weight and height. Stocky woman. Not a nurse but a military vet. Fiery and strong (in more ways than one). Thanks for sharing her story, it was nice to be reminded of my mom. I miss her.

[@RubeeRoja]

Thank you Sue (and Mr Ballen for the in-depth description). I learned a lot about self-defense tactics and techniques from this episode. Amazing bravery from that woman.

[@Shinransa]

Susan is just "I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me!" personified

[@doeyjiaz4798]

Susan Rorschach Gracie, say it with ya chest

[@bcvids9]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@rubydarling7564]

She killed a veteran dude. Shes tough as shit lol

[@chanel113]

Yessssss!!! “I’m not locked in here with you, YOURE locked in here with ME!” most badass story

[@notb4ck]

"I am not stuck with people, you are all stuck in here with me!"

[@rinkokonoe8644]

The nurse is so badass. "WHO SENT YOU?!"

[@ketz_165]

Fr that was awesome

[@XXMARIOXX-dk4po]

Should have asked three times, thats the trick.

[@rinkokonoe8644]

@@XXMARIOXX-dk4po lmfao, so true!!!

[@matthewlaban2353]

🤣🤣🤣

[@christypoe4538]

Like legit a survivor 🤘🤘

[@TheFlamingWeasel]

Bebo’s story hit different. Im someone who is really curious and loves planes so i can definitely se myself asking about the switches and flying in a simulator. Im doing leagues better now, but there were some points in my life where i could see myself taking off with no intention to land. One indulgence to my passion before ending things on my terms. R.I.P Sky King

[@amaraclarke121]

you ok bro?

[@nishanightshade1302]

I believe that’s exactly what happened with Bebo. He was probably planning it for a long time and that’s why he asked all about the controls. I learned how to drive from a video game at an arcade a long time ago, and I also played flight simulation “games” in school with a console that had all the basic plane controls. Even with a regular console, some games are quite realistic when it comes to how a car or plane functions. I really think he may have felt like he just wasn’t doing anything he really wanted to do in life and believed he never could. I definitely know that feeling. RIP Bebo

[@bubz1966]

“I’ll call you an ambulance if you let me know who sent you” that woman has titanium balls 100%

[@extracelestial9527]

Titanium balls? Really? I think if she had titanium balls she would have cracked his melon with them.

[@lilo4399]

I found her story even more incredible compared to the guy who stole the plane. She should've been the third story in a video that was strictly about home invasion and the sky king should be the finale in this one with the middle story being about someone who also had some screws loose

[@ItsMsSue2U7154]

Can you imagine what the hit man must have been thinking! “Man I’m such a loser! The internet is gonna have a hay day with this!”

[@captntread8472]

No kidding but that is probably won't broke up the relationship lol

[@ItsMsSue2U7154]

@@captntread8472 she can’t help if she’s tougher than her husband.

[@huntuuhuntuu2145]

I haven't actually cried in years. "just a broken guy, got a few screws loose." That hurt so bad. Hope you're in a better place now Sky King

[@SuchDoge4242]

Sky king is hopefully happy now. I always cry thinking about this hero.

[@magics902]

@@SuchDoge4242 Definitely not a hero. However I totally understand why he did what he did. Kinda "fair enough". But if he had fucked up and stalled OVER SEATTLE... would have killed a bunch of people. Please don't call that heroic lmao.

[@SuchDoge4242]

@@magics902 hes was a good man, just had a few screws loose. He went out doing what he had dreamed of doing for a longtime. Living your dreams is heroic in my book.

[@breequeen2441]

@@magics902 dude Ikr? These People in these comments really have more than a few screws loose too 😂

[@miacalderon467]

@@breequeen2441 my thoughts exactly. They wouldn't think he was a hero if he accidentally crashed into their family's home and wiped all of them out. 😕

[@RayRaeTV]

The story of Bebo always made me sad. I genuinely feel bad for him. Dude was a lost soul. RIP.

[@colechristensen1909]

Just getting to the part where Sue bodies TF outta the intruder. Gotta say, this might be one of my favorite stories so far. Get him, Sue! You better be okay at the end of this or ima be so sad!

[@icreporting3980]

Hitman: “I’m here to kill you.” Trauma Nurse: “I'm about to end this mans whole career!”

[@benxcell]

Uno reverse card

[@gardnorman9047]

Well she ended more than his career

[@anonYmous-fu7yr]

Lame redditors

[@ErenYeager-iw2yz]

Guy with a hammer to susan: You're strong. Susan: So you have chosen death.

[@camen-draws5909]

I mean he did...+call the police...but not for me

[@soulfly3438]

another acceptable one woulda been susan: and i took that personal

[@trumpsmicropenis12]

Cowabunga it is

[@tberry79]

That chick choked out homeboy until it was permanent! He should have taken some jiu-jitsu classes before trying to kill her. 😄

[@phantom0456]

This made me laugh so hard. That’s one tough lady!

[@emmanueljefferies2819]

Hi MrBallen, I am a distant cousin of Mike Kuhnhausen. To hear that last name and "Portland, Oregon" and what happened blew my mind. I added the details to my family tree. Thank you so much for providing the story, I had no idea.

[@Swishi3OnTop]

Susan is like a protagonist of an action movie. I was imagining the whole scenario and it was amazing

[@ohmy8530]

"I'll call an ambulance if you tell me who sent you" damn what a flex

[@davidolsen2495]

Like most guys who lose fights. Underestimated the opposition

[@donvito5647]

You can make up whatever details you want when nobody else was there

[@pollypockets508]

He had a chance to live if he would have just stopped attacking her.

[@pollypockets508]

@@donvito5647 I mean, either way, she killed him.

[@tubularfrog]

That is the kind of woman I'd like to date.

[@kpDiDDy]

Hitman: “why do I hear boss music”

[@kyleheaser351boombaby]

😆😆😆

[@mayday8443]

LOL I died when I read that

[@sithotaku]

"w..why is it in latin?!?!"

[@mithshude]

Seriously heard "Two Steps From Hell - Strength of a Thousand Men" play in my head while hearing that story (/watch?v=qwJj2EpC8vg)

[@codyowens8711]

Yo lmfaoooo total wipe

[@Minyassa]

I love the story about Susan. That was one of the very few feel-good endings we get on this channel and I'm here for it.

[@louiscyphre833]

I've listened to this story as with most of John's KZbin uploads a couple of times before, but I just couldn't help but give it another listen because I find it so uplifting when bullies and bad mofos pick on the wrong person and become the victim themselves. I couldn't help but laugh at the way John voiced the neighbour saying 'ookkaayyy, then come in and use the phone' so kinda nonchalantly. Susan is the epitomé of my heroine. She dedicates her life to saving and nursing people at the extreme end of the medical profession, up front and personal and is so badass that she even gave this loser the chance to save his own life before he blew it. You can see just how much of a dumbass loser he was after not only totally underestimating his prey and botching his job completely, he proceeded to totally drop the stupid husband in the s**t by having to actually leave a note to himself to call Mike after the job was supposed to be done. Thus making the police's job easy enough for them not to be able to mess up the evidence. My heart and all of my respect goes out to this wonderful woman and I hope the rest of her life pans out into pure undisturbed happiness, free from the influence of the complete pondscum husband and his bottom feeder pals. Thanks Mr Ballen, storyteller extraordinaire without compare! Long live and prosper Susan you true life wonder woman! 😂❤😊

[@funybug]

Susan: “CALL AN AMBULANCE... But not for me”. Even more fitting that she worked in the ER

[@christopherreese5775]

She gave him a chance lol. She was like “I’ll get you help but only after you tell me who sent you”

[@lostlife62]

So lemme get this straight... A man basically stole from multiple people, killed his parents, his wife, his 2 kids, and a dog, then only had 19 years in jail?!?!

[@aryanpoorasad150]

Pfff… If he lived in the Netherlands he would’ve got 5 years

[@rachelgonzalez8051]

That makes me sick. Just like the Japanese cannibal guy being free. 😳

[@Trilltord]

@@aryanpoorasad150 in England… released on bail lol

[@abeliiibecerra5281]

This happened in France so it's not at all surprising.

[@generalgrievousproductions]

Actually, I believe he said it was only 7 years.

[@brentfisher6478]

The plane story tells you that the mind, once made, is IMPOSSIBLE TO DETER. Sad story, very relatable and I respect the fact that he only hurt him and some materials that will be replaced. I’m credible story.

[@katienichole6905]

Susan truly said "I'm a doctor, BUT" Looking directly at death and going "Actually I don't think so"... God that's impressive. I feel bad she had to do that to another person, but man. Go Sue.

[@johnmn3500]

Sue is an absolute badass. He never thought she was going to end up killing him.

[@JerryEricsson]

John, you have my deepest sympathy, being stuck in Minnesota, man what a horror! I lived out in that State twice, both times I loved the people I loved the land, but despised the governor and the liberals who ruled like I were in Northern Virginia (another place I lived). I was never so happy to get out of the Army and move from that beautiful screwed up State and come home to South Dakota where the Deer and the Antelope play, where there is ZERO income tax, and a man can breath the free air of the USA as it was in the 50's. Where conceal Carry is not considered Constitutional freedom and no permit is required. Live on John, I know there are perks and downfalls for every State but having lived on the West Coast, the East Coast, in the Desert South West, and South Dakota, I know of what I Speak. I do miss Arizona when the snows of the Dakota's blow but when I lost my wonderful wife of 51 years and 5 days, I lost my urge to drive our old Motor Home South, now I sit in my recliner and dream of the wonderful days when she walked by my side out in the Mohave Desert, down the streets of Washington DC, through the trees in Washington, and the forests of Minnesota as well as across the prairies and streams of the Dakota's.

[@saimalikhan1951]

Imagine being a hammer wielding war vet and getting killed by some badass nurse

[@kouldbanyone4983]

lol

[@noua4355]

The nurse got 5 layer of boss hp

[@noua4355]

And could heal herself whenever her hp got low

[@Janellabelle]

Being an emergency room nurse is a lot like being a badass war vet...except its for the rest of your life until retirement but with no respect, and life or death combat is an everyday experience. Usually life or death is for others and you play medic, but you get your ass kicked a lot too by people that are just agitated or having mental episodes, or a mixture of both. Except susan. I doubt she got beat up much.

[@joeydepalmer4457]

she could have been a vietnam war vet herself from china beach

[@yunlito9377]

MrBallen throwing his dukes up saying “30 years of preparation” will forever live in my head rent free 🤣‼️🤞🏾

[@RabbidTribble]

Susan = absolute LEGEND. Nurses are hard af. Damn, I remember the Sky King incident. My cousin’s a pilot and he was amazed by the whole thing. Afterwards, there were a lot of questions about how lax security was and whether terrorists could potentially steal a plane right from the airport.

[@darkdemondevil]

"I'll call an ambulance if you tell me who sent you." - Susan, Badass.

[@rexgaming_501st3]

Sounds like a movie line tbh

[@darkdemondevil]

@@rexgaming_501st3 For real though. I just picture her face flickering into Liam Neeson for a second before going back to normal as she says it.

[@mitchhappens3100]

her ex must've shit himself when he heard what happened.

[@pitterpatter4201]

"Call an ambulance call an ambulance... But not for me"!

[@darkdemondevil]

@@pitterpatter4201 If she and that man got together afterwards, we could expect a two person warband.

[@Thirsty_Fox]

Attacker: "You're strong!" Susan: "Don't make me assume my ultimate form"

[@JohnDoe-jz7eg]

That lady is a fucking BAMF

[@steveo9284]

Ultra-instincts and adrenaline, that hit-man didn't stand a chance.

[@AndrewFlameiing]

NANAi ?!

[@BigfootExp]

Wait what

[@oreo9052]

My heart absolutely broke for the Sky King. Many of us are in that club. You begin to lose a voice of reason or just don’t have one present at all. People’s lives can become so repetitive and consistent it can drive someone into depression and madness. We somehow miss the most important message of all. Of life being the greatest treasure you hold. You cannot let yourself get consumed by the thoughts of doing the unthinkable. It’s a delicate balance and constant war many will fight and lose.

[@007Dirtysouth]

The acceptance of death in the last story is wild. He’s 100 percent okay with getting outta here. It’s a sad story, but he sounded more at peace than most people I ever met

[@haili9704]

Sue: "Call an ambulance, BUT NOT FOR ME."

[@julbri7105]

Her catch phrase..

[@BigfootExp]

Bruh

[@richardlong6333]

"The enemy had us surrounded Poor basturds" - Chesty Puller

[@amanitaocreata4401]

The reason Bebo could pull off the stunts was because he wasn't nervous. He truly didn't care how it went and he just wanted to try it. Normal people can't do that because they would be nervous and afraid to die.

[@Skatingnoob]

This is true. Nervousness or being scared is what grounds us in reality and stops us from doing things that could hurt or kill us. Man just wanted to be free and that's what he did

[@victoriaimdahl6058]

That makes sense. That hesitation can be instant death in such stunts. He truly had no intention of coming home that day.

[@cesarincamendozaloyola4407]

And that precisely means that he was irresponsible, not grandiose.

[@bobbieeverly4618]

He was a natural and it was a wasted talent. He never hurt anyone and clearly loved ppl he should have been put in the airforce w strict observation and given a chance!!!!! What a waste of natural awesome gift of flight!!!!!

[@denal0u]

@@cesarincamendozaloyola4407nough critics in the world. Like you haven’t done anything irresponsible? You haven’t been in Bebo’s shoes. So who’s to say you wouldn’t have done the same? I think he paid the ultimate price though. I believe as humans. We should NOT judge others. Especially if they aren’t here to defend themselves. That’s a cheap shot. You’re human too!

[@NathanChambers]

"The Sky King" one is still very hard to listen to even though I have seen so many videos on it including the full ATC and live tracker map with ATC. I couldn't imagine being the guy trying to get him to land it safely and knowing there's almost no chance he will. RIP the sky king OH, and Susan is a bad ass!!

[@hotfishfromsharktale]

"tell me who sent you and I'll call an ambulance" she is an absolute g.

[@G.R.Buchheister]

"Just a broken guy" Always hits me hard

[@genghis_connie]

That one really choked me up. Every time I think I have a cold, dead heart, something like this gets me. Glad he went out having a blast and not taking anyone out with him.

[@dalt91]

"I'm gonna go nose down, and call it a night." So calm and collected. Chilling.

[@EnderAzOphie]

Every time right in the feels

[@azia5051]

Same here pro, when ever I heard “broken bones” I always feel so! Pain. Lol

[@jamesgarner4127]

Sky King breaks my heart every time I hear the story

[@MaXtreme91]

Susan : "Tell me who sent you and I call you an ambulance" Hitman : "... Ok... It... Was... Your husband..." Susan : _keeping the choke hold and whispering in his ear_ "You're an ambulance."

[@pundertalefan4391]

XD

[@asz-themoonwalker2771]

We will never know..

[@rsrt6910]

I'm gonna use that for my next action/thriller script.

[@canyoudigit7175]

😂

[@case8037]

Bahaha!! I like this version a lil better

[@daniellemaines4874]

I just watched this even though it is a 3 year old post so apologies for being late to the party. When I heard the audio of Bebo talking to ATC, it was clear to me that nobody could have talked him down. He was so calm and at peace with what he was about to do. Even making jokes. He just wanted to have that last experience that he’d always wanted beforehand. I feel for the people who might carry feelings of guilt that they couldn’t stop him from doing what he did but I hope they know that there is nothing they could have done. And Sue. I’ve heard that story before. But I never tire of it. She’s an absolute legend and a personal hero of mine without me knowing her in any way other than through that story. When I’m in a pickle, I often think to myself What Would Sue Do? And then I put someone in a chokehold and I feel so much better.

[@spunkmeyer1820]

Rest in peace Beebo. That story always hits me in the feels

[@bdubblemalone]

That Susan story is the most badass thing I’ve ever heard about, what a true hero

[@mrsx7944]

She said "not today fukr".

[@pleasedontwatchthese9593]

I would love to see the movie

[@timothydavey7569]

What a woman. I appreciate a good self-defense story like this.

[@teekay4282]

Same

[@CharlieApples]

Serious badass 💪

[@starjumper]

That woman is my hero

[@kaylasmith1079]

I was on the edge of my seat the ENTIRE time, lol!

[@rwatson2609]

If I was a betting man I would have bet on the Vietnam vet who was into the fight for $50,000 and held all the weapons and the element of surprise and weight advantage over this lowly nurse. But alas, I've never bet well...

[@bettina4374]

I love the ER nurse and wish her a long happy life. What a great woman! The men in her life were outlived by her courage and tenacity.

[@cashkrause3199]

Dude sky king has been one of my favorite stories for ever and to hear Mr ballen tell it was the best thing ever

[@michelle4439]

I could only hope to be as strong as that nurse in the same situation. What a badass.

[@kittyk.klandasions7008]

My thoughts exactly....

[@johnalanelson]

Shows what you can do when you really have to!

[@ruffypuffyguy]

Powey

[@hollystiener16]

She is a monumental person!

[@JustAnotherPaddy]

Sky king didn’t go up there to die, he went up there to live.

[@JohnC-iv8jo]

nail on the head, without doubt

[@Tw0Dots]

That made me sad

[@jenniferatwell9698]

Wow..

[@HLDMAD1CK]

I felt this man fr...

[@123antknee]

At what point can others get people mental health help?

[@ambds1975]

'I'll call an ambulance if you tell me who sent you.' Badass.

[@Bixente2505]

The last story really hit me, he must've been depressed for a long time to the point that he no longer cared about the consequences of his actions, and in the end he just ended his life :(

[@charleslangdon]

Sue: Tell me who sent you and I will can an ambulance. Hitman: You're strong Sue: "So you have chosen death....."

[@arandomperson1040]

Rest in peace, Sky King. For one hour he was the most free man in the world.

[@snowforest4159]

Ah nah, not rip, he cost the airport potentially millions, put people's lives at risks all for what? If he was bored at his job he could just find a new one

[@stseven7]

@@snowforest4159 he wasn't mentally ok

[@theblackswordsman9951]

@@snowforest4159 "jUsT gEt A nEw JoB!" What a dumbass statement. He couldn't get the job he clearly wanted because of societal restriction. And it's not like you can just walk into a new job. Have you ever even tried to get a job or are you a child?

[@tedgey4286]

@@snowforest4159 oh dear he cost the airport millions? Of dollars?!?!? Btw, flying a plane isn't all that difficult. The astronomical odds were him being able to get the job where he could easily access aircraft of this sort (while having these desires hidden away) Otherwise, pretty much anyone once inside the cockpit could take off and fly around

[@Carandini]

@@tedgey4286 I think the incredible bit was the stunts he performed. A lot of pilots claimed barrel rolls with that model of air liner are impossible.

[@ladyfauna1149]

Former ER RN here & abused ex ... Susan... You ROCK!!! 👍😎🌟♥️

[@gabrielcamacho7518]

2 years ago and I catch myself binging these episodes often! So good at story telling, this man should have a tour for both adults and kids. (slightly less scary stories for kids of course) lol

[@susanpeterson8774]

I still work at the hospital Susan worked at. I remember when this happened well. She was on our union negotiation team for years. She was the perfect person to have sit across the table from administration and fight for us. I adore her!

[@mcdjinn6975]

Union strong

[@danieleoswald4971]

I love that for her!

[@uryer2359]

I love that story about Susan and am truly sorry she had to go through that. tenacity is an admirable trait which she obviously possesses!

[@smdh9582]

Thank you for sharing

[@AndrewFlower]

And you have the same name?

[@JamesBiggar]

Turns out the best defense isn't a gun or a trained/experienced vet with a hammer, it's an ER nurse. She's badass. I'd almost marry her.

[@xinx-fn8973]

I think she’s given up on marriage 😂

[@theducklinghomesteadandgar6639]

@JamesBiggar LMBO!!!!! Afraid what she might do to you if you ticked her off, or afraid you'd never sleep soundly again????

[@casual_speedrunner1482]

No. A pissed off ER nurse with a shotgun. Send entire SEAL teams running.

[@bibleguy1207]

I want to marry a woman like her!

[@theducklinghomesteadandgar6639]

@@bibleguy1207 There are a vast number of women out there like her and all different ages too! She also doesn't have to be a nurse, she could be of any background and with/or without self defense training, though it helps, as will her life experiences. This female generally reacts in a loving/empathetic/friendly way towards most people and will react very upset/protective and even possessive of a loved one or perceived "bullied" and/or threatened person/people against ANY perceived threatening individual/people. She is basically the stereotypical and not so stereotypical, "Mama Bear/Mama Wolf" etc.!!!! For a relationship to work one has to except, welcome, cherish and love these strong parts of her!!!

[@elizabethhazzard8314]

I would love to see more videos of woman successfully fending off their attackers. It made my hair stand up on end and it gave me hope. My first husband wanted me dead, and now that he's in prison he wants me dead even more. So it makes me feel some sort of hope that I might be okay. Even though he's a coward and would probably just smoke me from a distance.

[@jessicamadsen7092]

I pray that you will be okay. No one deserves to live with that kind of fear. ❤

[@bradywatson6586]

so a guy killed his mother father wife and kids and he was released from prison in 2019? what a flawless justice system.

[@smokinamby]

Just think for a minute how dope Susan really is; She's untrained and disarmed, she kicked ass of someone who is armed, not once, but twice. What a boss.

[@nickelnl7111]

A Vietnam vet at that. Insane.

[@coranbaker6401]

She's was trained though, she regularly took self defense classes.

[@casekocsk]

He's (most probably) totally underestimated her... And that's lethal in life/death fight.

[@eatmerawww69]

vet or not he was old (at least he looks in the pics) . look at old vets today they are just old people not fit at all. also i think he probably had a few drinks before thinking it was an easy job cause she was pretty old too.. probably had a too many drinks . no woman can take a man down like that unless he is drunk

[@ChickenJoe788]

Trained

[@dylanhyde2668]

“Im just a broken guy with a few screws loose in the head” I felt that. Too bad that kid did what he did. But he ended It in style and didn’t hurt anyone.

[@chrisbatacan8520]

Yeah I can't feel incredibly sad that he got to enjoy what he could and in the end, he didn't hurt anyone else going out

[@nothingmatters959]

The way he said “I’ll just call it a night” so cheerfully hit me hard

[@dgfiedler]

Supposedly he also said "I didn't do this to die, but to actually live for once" or something along those lines

[@Psilocybin77]

I heard that conversation on a podcast years ago. I think about it all the time.

[@soookimbo6571]

@@Psilocybin77 Yes it's incredibly poignant

[@Str8JamNoJelly]

I drove a truck for 12 years. Very difficult lifestyle. Decent pay is what keeps people locked in behind the wheel. From what Mr Ballen described with the way Devon was acting, I think he was doing meth. The weird actions and the clickjaw, those are all signs of meth. And then the fact that he couldn’t sleep almost makes me positive that it was involved. But the whole skull in the middle of the road through me for a loop. Im pretty good at “playing detective” for the most part. That part of the story completely throws the story out of perplexity. Possibly a sick wild human found and killed him, dismembered him in the forest and then two years later, decided to give the public some closure and take the remains back to where they came in contact with him before he was “unalived”? The whole alien thing doesn’t sit well with me which should come as a surprise since I’ve actually seen a UFO (i know! You think im crazy!). I just don’t think if he was abducted by aliens that they would bring back his skull. If they were involved, it would have just been a vanishing. Just my two sense…. Thanks for another great story Mr B!

[@mirrrstery]

Susan, my god. What an absolute ICON! I'd pay good money to see the look on that guy's face when she started running at him lol so fkn badass

[@Rakerong]

Holy crap, story 2. Story 2 was exactly what I wanted to hear after so many stories from Mr. Ballen of the tragic ends of most people. Susan is legendary.

[@quasarsavage]

yup so many ppl in horror movie and IRL just shoot the person once or stab em once and leave the weapon right fucking there and run but don't make it away and end up getting murdered. finish the job kill the intruder and then wait ur fate from the jury later right.

[@WinkyWave]

YES…she is definitely legendary. I cheered her on throughout his telling of the story. Funniest part - the way Ballen says, (impersonating the trepiditious neighbor) “Okaaaayy…. come on in and use my phone…” 🤣🤣🤣 I had to rewind and watch his brilliant retelling a couple times. 👍🏼😂

[@a_man_of_clay4080]

Oh dude I know. I was in my car listening and just started clapping and hooting. Felt like when my home team wins a championship! I'm still pumped about it!

[@SaintPhoenixx]

I have this fantastic image of Mike sending the 'hitman' a message saying "Is it done?" and Sue sending him a selfie from the hitmans phone of her with the hitmans lifeless body and saying "YNo, send a better one next time!"

[@kyleheaser351boombaby]

Underrated comment!

[@steventoal6594]

That's funny.!

[@wowogaming101]

She made the right move by calling the cops and doing no selfie

[@pundertalefan4391]

XD

[@GANGLES_MADE]

I keep coming back every time just to remember beebo he was just enjoying his last moments as a free man after feeling trapped in his life 😢 rip sky king You will never be forgotten