Top 30 Most Hilarious Things Randy Marsh Has Said

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[@duncan3998]

No.1 should have been the .. word

[@djch33zy_b4con6]

"What? I can't defend myself? I'm sorry, I thought this was America. " -Randy Marsh

[@Shadowcat753]

"Oh, it was Naggers....." Cue entire episode with a good moral.

[@jesm1194]

SHELLY!

[@JackBooth-l4o]

These are all weak Randy Marsh moments.

[@broden4838]

One that never gets old: "GET INSIDE!! GET INSIDE!! SENIORS MEETING ENDING NOW! GET OFF THE STREETS!!"

[@Jeremiah_Rivers76]

We’ve all had those moments when we wanted to say, “I thought this was America!”

[@LucyLioness100]

Oh Lord yes 😂

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Is that you, Karen?? Hahaha

[@BigFella117]

Randy is probably my favorite adult from South Park

[@supposedhumanmars]

He's my favorite because of how absurd he is 🤣

[@LucyLioness100]

Oh yeah

[@twoworldsonetodd]

"just getting a little cancer stan" is easily the quote I say the most.

[@KoldBreeze]

Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LucyLioness100]

“Tell Mom it’s okay” 😂

[@Noobnuker1]

"Hot hot hot hot" - Randy

[@mikequade2932]

I say that one everytime i take something out the oven at work

[@davidfarnell512]

“Did they measure from the base or the balls?” I’m not sure it made the list, but it’s hands down my favourite. Randy with the important questions.

[@jonathanwaddell2716]

Finally a mojo list we can agree on as long as #1 is #1 lol "i didn't hear no bell"

[@Cloud4012]

Everything out of Randy's mouth is either hilarious, insane, or stupid.

[@michaelsimpson208]

To me..... He's totally irredeemable!

[@Cloud4012]

@@michaelsimpson208completely. Ever since he got the farm Randy’s been worse than Cartman

[@RapFanatic4ever]

What lines hasn’t Randy that’s hillarious ? He’s funny as hell

[@Flamsterette]

Bad grammar!

[@ultrajesper2]

When he became an obnoxious drug dealer and turned South Park into narcotic propaganda

[@zackfolkestad8746]

Please English better.

[@samuellinguist7756]

😮​@@Flamsterette

[@jesserosser15]

“Unhoused” sounds like they’re dogs. Are we gonna rehome them?

[@christopherandrews9232]

Oh my goodness! HOMELESS, it’s ok to say that word!!

[@tylergoodman3560]

Randy is the best character in South Park. 💯🎉

[@ryanrothenbach4349]

That wasn’t Stan’s birthday party where Lorde debuted. It was a party for Scott Malkinson.

[@ashishkini8375]

16:46 "I wish I could live with Jaden Smith so I could be rich and I wouldn't have to live in a boring sexless marriage where all your mother and I do is piss each other off". Urrrm who's going to tell Randy that's exactly what he'd be signing up for as Jaden Smith's dad 😂😂

[@MaireGraves]

“It was a spooky ghost 💦 “ might be my favorite one🤣

[@aznepicboii]

Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America 😂

[@roninxix4428]

Unhoused? You mean the homeless.

[@JamesDavy2009]

"Homeless" is verboten on KZbin now?

[@LucyLioness100]

@@JamesDavy2009probably? YT is so stupid sometimes

[@renevalice3056]

Randy and the covid bat was pretty wild

[@bruceaskew2107]

Yeah but mickey out wild randy that episode 🤣

[@terrymiller7913]

Randy uber wasted at Tegridy Farms on Halloween is the greatest

[@jshumphress13]

Randy is the best character on the show. I will die on that hill.

[@joeytaylor5332]

Homeless not unhoused

[@huntermyers3551]

Well for your information all of the Randy Marsh quotes are my favorite as in all-time personal favorite and boy do they make me laugh so hard I force myself into a fit of laughter so uncontrollable that I suffocate and die of uncontrollable laughter

[@KoldBreeze]

I see what you did there WatchMojo with the "What was I suppsed to do Sharon? I thought i was gonna win 30,000 dollars" 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🖖🏾🖖🏾🖖🏾

[@nl817]

Its not "unhoused", they're "homeless".

[@misterdoctor308]

The geology office puts up with a lot a Randy's shit. Quitting and coming back all the time

[@reedspace8267]

When it comes to Wall Mart, this is my favorite set of Randy quotes: "The screwdriver set is only $9.98! I can't make it, boys! You're gonna have to go on without me! This bargain is too great for me! I'm gonna have to buy these!"

[@jniles]

The whole thing with Randy and his "I'm so startled" line was a clear parody of The Blair With project, which popularized that style of filmmaking.

[@johnmarsh2608]

Randy is by far my favorite South Park character

[@MrGuichin7]

I've always mentioned that Randy helps carry the show, he is so important as a character in the show.

[@MrNinjakid2]

80% of these, me and my father quote DAILY "I am Lorde yeah yeah yeah"

[@MaireGraves]

“FINGER POINTING GETS US NOWHERE…STEVE!”

[@BoojieD]

Nothing kills good humor like explaining jokes. This would have been better as just a clips compilation without all the exposition

[@kad3629]

Ok then don’t watch?

[@BoojieD]

@@kad3629 I didn’t

[@kad3629]

@@BoojieD not sure why you felt the need to comment on a video you didn’t watch then

[@BoojieD]

@@kad3629 I watched the first three minutes and then stopped. Am I not allowed to express constructive feedback?

[@Myelllie]

​@@BoojieDI imagine they can't because that didn't fall under fair use. Plus plenty enjoy this content so this seems to be a you issue

[@kevintyson9059]

What about, "Hey, fuck you." That's my favorite, I say I all the time lol

[@Animeguy300]

He's hilarious 😂

[@terrymiller7913]

Randy is the best when he's losing his shit which is always

[@steveneltringham1478]

Great that you pointed out the super obvious by telling us how super obvious that was.

[@thewyattmeister59]

Hopefully one day, I can name my son Stan just to say his name like Randy does 🤣🤣🤣

[@FOSSMANJosh]

Family guy and South Park should put away their differences and form a Cartoons empire

[@amonrodriguez3518]

Randy is the best part of the show. Love tegrity farms. It brought me back to the show

[@alishadlewis]

Randy, Garrison, and Cartman are my favorite South Park characters. Each one of them is a hot mess!

[@deltamovieshd9255]

"No, no, that's not how we're remembering this!"

[@venganzaxghost]

I thought this was America…bruh

[@manoftheusajones5147]

TOP 10 Ugliest Robots

[@josh72456]

I think I’ve only seen number 30 all the way through as with numbers 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 19, maybe 18, I’ve seen number 16 all the way through, as with 12, 11, 10, 8, 5, and 3. Others I’ve either not seen or seen clips of them.

[@mr.x8259]

When he talked about cultural appropriation and guessing wrong on Wheel of Fortune.

[@deelee1569]

He snuffed his boss that night Obama won😅

[@skullcrushergaming7489]

Mine is “Hey Sharon!”

[@LucyLioness100]

Oh Randy, you may be the biggest idiot sometimes but you make us laugh continuously. He’s got his wisdoms, but it’s his antics that are even funnier

[@derell618]

I thought I was going to see the jeopardy episode and got scared

[@Chmima]

Wait. On the “I’m startled” entry, you didn’t mention it was a spoof of The Blair Witch Project.

[@RWH411]

And Cloverfield

[@gabriellacomito5918]

3:33-3:41: Ha! It's hilarious how the show South Park even references itself in a way that seems like breaking the fourth wall! Anything to show about satire animated adult shows!

[@FinnaGetCozy]

By narrating every single scene you've managed to make this hilarious show completely unfunny

[@Nay-kp6uu]

I always wondered why he would become a butterfly?

[@leavemealoneimantisocial]

so he could find some butterfly poon

[@Amulla334]

“Nice”

[@RevanLockheart-]

Why did the spider get lost in the computer? Because it was stuck in the web!¡!

[@Arcanist01]

Could we get a better microphone for Ryan, WatchMojo? Guy sounds as if he is speaking from under a flipped bathtub down a 1 mile tunnel. The remaining audio for the south park parts is fine.

[@misterdoctor308]

#1 and 2 are exactly right

[@AzumiRM]

I tried to break the video down to avoid the filler speeches but there are so so many

[@Wrongdecisions]

My bf hates Randy but I love him so much 😂😂😂

[@trumptouchesivanka]

Your BF needs some tegrity

[@Clouds_RUs]

i was sad the episode when Randy teaches the kids in school how to ACCURATELY measure their"manhood" and breaks into the class shouting LATIN before punching the female replacement teacher, did not happen to make the list

[@Leto85]

What I've noticed is that every time he makes a joke, his mouth opens.

[@beechilada]

Hot take: but damn Randy’s antics got old pretty fast

[@noire1991]

It kind of destroys the delivery when you say the phrase right before you show the clip

[@Pleezath]

Consider using a pencil condenser mic. I personally think it will make your voice sound better.

[@FOSSMANJosh]

Finger pointing gets nowhere steve

[@snoox27]

Unhoused is such a fkn dumb term

[@zackfolkestad8746]

Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!

[@ZomBeeNature]

Are there new South Park episodes being made? 🤔

[@WakandaForever1776]

Mojo is tha best

[@deelee1569]

Yo... where's, "Shellyy"?!

[@GuardianPrepping]

Its GARY, not Gheeery

[@nicolieohlee120]

🦋 butterfly poon 😂

[@johnnybrooks496]

Hot hot hot hot hot is the best

[@kjen08]

"Shut up Shelly!" cant believe thats not on the list

[@matrixster6238]

I feel like putting the quotes as the entry titles kinda ruins the suspense for those of us that haven’t heard the jokes before.

[@ryuiichikune6250]

I love his character but i absolutely hate the tegridy episodes

[@NICKARRIOLA16]

What is Friday Night Kegger??!!!

[@Rysofly]

Not Butterfly poon.

[@vicentenevarez1754]

People that annoy you

[@FOSSMANJosh]

It was funny when Guinea pigs were attacking the world

[@SakuraChanKuria11]

Hmm. I'm SURE one of Randy's famously hilarious quotes are' 'They took OUR JOBS/JEEEBS!' Lol. Great Video overall. And, am I right? Like and Comment if you agree! ❤

[@dainsolurex]

you get dislike for saying unhoused instead of homeless

[@GanJa27]

i just couldn't get past the no nose narrator

[@bryanbjerklie4494]

People who annoy you?

[@isaczepeda2097]

Spider man works in mysterious was

[@Nightstorm511]

I called number 1; thumbs up if you did too!

[@ckgun1]

i am lorde.

[@GokantheHusky]

Ya ya ya!

[@JamesDavy2009]

Even the real Lorde started doing that.

[@LucyLioness100]

I love that even Lorde herself loved the joke

[@jm-qk2di]

Cool video essay, terrible execution. Hearing the guy say the quote at the beginning takes the zing outta the delivery:/

[@ThatYoutubeGuy247]

I liked my own comment

[@Slayde.Wilson]

Ok, Why do you have to announce it to us? Nobody gives a damn.

[@duncanramsay9262]

We all do but I respect your honesty

[@Slayde.Wilson]

@@ThatKZbinGuy247 virgin

[@villeandersson1487]

*gasp* Traitor.

[@villeandersson1487]

@@duncanramsay9262Not me, I do not like my own comments.

[@steffan161]

Obama your so fine, your so fine, you blow my mind Obama!

[@mattlepera147]

Ceeeeelebrate good Obama, come on! Celebrate Obama!

[@KevYGO]

#1 N

[@lauren.xo01]

7:31 did anyone else get that this was a reference to the Blair witch project

[@usmarinecorps0351]

Unhoused….. it’s homeless. Bow down to the woke smh.

[@the_letter_j9223]

Define "woke".

[@JamesDavy2009]

It's sad when words that are benign in their meaning has become verboten.

[@jorgeadairramos7469]

Hello good morning ❤❤❤

[@xz3ss]

124 views on watch mojo :o

[@Slayde.Wilson]

@@xz3ss grow up

[@BlackHatCinephile]

🥉

[@Reaperguy67]

​@@BlackHatCinephilepointless spam

[@jamesg6256]

This video feels pointless since ur saying the quotes before randy does and they're rly not that funny

[@artvandelay1967]

the narration sucked any humor out of these supposed funny lines. randy is hilarious- but this list sucks.

[@kindu0252]

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[@Slayde.Wilson]

Why comment this? Get a life

[@BlackHatCinephile]

🏆🥇

[@Reaperguy67]

​@@BlackHatCinephile it's sad that you give medals to spam comments