Aww cute, little skeletons! And look, some skeletons littering the arena... with wider than normal pelvises... oh, oh no...
@MrkabratАй бұрын
@@TheSilly6403The what now?
@Zikar29 күн бұрын
And worse, they're the best thing to far for humanity...
@TheSilly640329 күн бұрын
@@Mrkabrat there are implications that Nito killed masses of pregnant women. 1, the skeletons in the big room before Nito all are female and were likely pregnant, leaving behind the skeletons of their children which are the baby skeletons. 2, the pinwheel statues show the mother with spikes protruding from her abdomen and the child with spikes through its eyes. 3, pinwheel the father was attempting to revive his dead wife and child by means of necromancy and stole the rite of kindling from Nito. Nito then cursed him to be merged with his family which is why they are fused together. 4, this one is a bit of a stretch as the sound effect is also used in Demon's Souls, but when Nito does his toxic gravelord sword stab a woman's voice can be heard screaming that is very distinct from Nito's own death scream.
@CM-ss5peАй бұрын
I hate how you included the Orphan of Kos. You're technically right... but I hate it.
@KKKumaАй бұрын
Never forget Bloodborne. The game where you beat up new born babies (or get beaten up).
@yoshiz9480Ай бұрын
Be sure to Treat them with nice Very Moist and Firm Handshake 😅
@CJholicАй бұрын
"Weooooow!!!!"
@eduardolimayung931Ай бұрын
Also demons souls Maiden Astrea battle, where you fight aborted babies. Its horrible.
@Liam-jx4zbАй бұрын
A baby is technically behind the events of Bloodborne
@roughrambo1000000Ай бұрын
Never give amphetamines to a new born baby. He'll beat you to death with his mother's own placenta.
@a.s.raiyan2003-4Ай бұрын
While all of them are nightmare fuel, only the Mushroom children are adorable. How they just walk around the garden, fall down, very cute. And they even run to their parents for safety if they are in danger. And for some reason make a common Loon call when they die.
@MrDibaraАй бұрын
I honestly also always found the baby skeletons to be very cute. Really wish they hadn't been designed as enemies. 😟
@mattiasxxxx7096Ай бұрын
3:18 congratulations, it's an eldritch Horror
@exbelion3543Ай бұрын
Honorable mentions: the ghost baby being carried by Banshees in Dark Souls 1 Baby fauna from Elden Ring Mergo from Bloodborne
@GBA-049Ай бұрын
What area is that first one in?
@vitorschein8073Ай бұрын
@@GBA-049 The first one is in Anor Londo, the ghosts that have lightning attacks carry babies The second one I think he is referring to the very small animals underground, I thought they were pygmy versions of animals since they don't have much space or sunlight, so they adapted to the underground that way, but maybe they are babies
@octagonseventynine1253Ай бұрын
@@GBA-049 New Londo Ruins.
@octagonseventynine1253Ай бұрын
Ocelot the invisible baby from DS3 is another honourable mention
@noamias489721 күн бұрын
Mergo is shown at 4:64 if you have the insight
@badgerp-chanqueen7707Ай бұрын
The last one: a baby who refuse to have sleep. Hard to babysit.
@voxfoxclips8684Ай бұрын
Never again would the phrase 'Local man fights newborn' have such a terrifying aura for the opposite reasons.
@overdragoon4757Ай бұрын
Love how the music gets slower after each baby
@CelestialDraconisАй бұрын
I LOST IT WHEN #1 ENDED UP BEING ORPHAN OF KOS LMAAAOOOOO
@natejoseph4121Ай бұрын
The baby skeleton should have all the adult teeth behind the baby teeth
@H8erfisternatorАй бұрын
The bloodborne babies from No.3 cause frenzy with that single little chomp. It isn't instant frenzy, but a huge chunk from the initial bite and then build up after. 1 bite can can kill a player that doesn't have a sedative ready. Found this out first hand by letting one have a nibble.
@windflier1684Ай бұрын
"They are all cute" Plague Baby: *exist*
@tk_the_onionАй бұрын
0:35 my unvaccinated child having a severe case of the heebie jeebies (it's okay, at least the government is spying on them)
@wealthybone2990Ай бұрын
It's surprising there are babies in the soulbornes games because you wouldn't think a game is dark to have em. Also I didn't know BB actually had some but I feel bad doe the BB and DeS one.
@windflier1684Ай бұрын
And then Elden Ring being the biggest Fromsoft game, has none
@zaloon148Ай бұрын
@@windflier1684baby jars
@alfalldoot67156 күн бұрын
@@zaloon148I mean those could just be normal adult people crushed up into smaller jars, not smaller people crushed into them
@thebigdork80303 күн бұрын
@@alfalldoot6715 yeah isn't it like 1 guy per pot, and the bigger pots are like mass graves where Ig the bodies weren't uhhh....distinguishable enough to seperate after crossing paths with any of the demigods in the war of the shattering.
@Tarnished-bn5gqАй бұрын
Wandering Madnesses and Nightmare Attendants were always cute to me tbh
@Akatsukileader9Ай бұрын
This is going to have Orphan of Kos as a technicality isn't it.
@Akatsukileader9Ай бұрын
Wow called it
@Calex55KHАй бұрын
I'll never understand why Ocelot wasn't rendered for Ocerios's fight. Seems like a weird place to pull emotional punches considering, yknow, DS1 baby skeleton cave
@eminkilicaslan8945Ай бұрын
I assume it was rather an artistic choice to blur the existence of him. When we found Oceiros, he was as magically adequate as he was crazy.
@Reemon27Ай бұрын
i do like the idea that ocerios is simply just insane
@Ntf17_xАй бұрын
@@Reemon27then why we start to hearing baby crying sound
@nero9230Ай бұрын
I read somewhere that it might had something to do with age restrictions, as smashing a baby mid fight during a cutscene is something different than killing small enemies in the overworld. No idea if it's true. Baby ocelot is technically still there the model is just wearing a mask to make it invisible.
@thebigdork80303 күн бұрын
There's a few more layers of abstraction between "killing" a tiny undead skeleton and watching a realistically modeled baby get pulverised. Ofc its all a video game but one just kinda hits different. I think if they wanted to they could have added an Ocelot model and not have that be extremely tasteless if they cut away before you saw it hurt, but its still an iffy line to cross. And dark souls isn't really that kind of shock horror series.
@KyotakatanaАй бұрын
Hellooo? The DS2 baby boars in Majula?! 🐷🐷
@BrainOfStoneАй бұрын
I thought they were guinea pigs honestly 😅
@KyotakatanaАй бұрын
@BrainOfStone they might as well have been lol. But if you kill them 12 times they turn into grown up boars. And if you kill THOSE 12 times they turn into one giant ass boar.
@evancalles141128 күн бұрын
and what happens after that?
@Kyotakatana28 күн бұрын
@@evancalles1411 I forgot what the final boar drops. Cracked red eye orbs I think.
@thebigdork80303 күн бұрын
@@evancalles1411 Boars all the way down.
@kolbyJackslicesАй бұрын
Video of all time to watch at two in the morning
@emeraldzack910Ай бұрын
Yep
@cjthebeeskneesАй бұрын
Uh huh
@GabbycattyАй бұрын
6am here lol
@n8doggy733Ай бұрын
baby hippos in Elden Ring are my favorite and you should NEVER kill them for their fragments!!
@skullhead1O1Ай бұрын
3:50 me when "im baby uwu"
@meowcucu2Ай бұрын
Plague babies from Demon Souls was true horror
@nightscout9979Ай бұрын
Some new additions to this "roster" are Elden Ring's baby land octopuses and infant Kindred of Rot, and possibly the smallest Fingercreeper variety, per the DLC summon's description. While the DLC catacombs sorcerers carry babies, those infants might not count as enemies themselves, much like Ocelotte in DS3.
@Chen_YaFumoАй бұрын
The baby: 💀 ☠️ 👽 😈 The music: 🥰🥰🥰
@umukzusgelos483429 күн бұрын
Child mortality rate in Lordran must be quite high, good thing Papa Nito opened an orphanage right outside his doorstep. also those Plague children may look cumbersome when they are above water but they are lightning-fast for some reason when they submerge, you can see it when you lock on to one of them and watch the Lock-On circle follow them when they dive down
@jaydenw9803Ай бұрын
1. Mushrooms: Awww, cute! I'm not even mad that their parents deck me in the face for no reason! 2. Baby skeletons: Adorable lil' spooks! I'd like to think that they're so close to Nito's boss area because he looks after them and that is like a daycare of sorts. 3. Lil' baby worm things! 'nuff said. 4. ...Oh.... This just screams "mass-infanticide" and I feel sorry for these little guys... Either that or they are hideously malformed midgets, in which case I'll get my punting boots ready. 5. Poor little guy just wants his mom. Those annoying college kids really dropped the ball.
@dev4159Ай бұрын
Ocelotte could've gotten at least a honorable mention
@MrsLittletallАй бұрын
Of course the number 1 is from the game which is all about pregnancy horror ^^ I am not surprised. I was surprised to see that the baby skeletons actually walk like toddlers! That adds a new horrifying angle to them! And the Demon Souls's ones are really fetuses with their umblicial cord still showing. DeS and Bloodborne are downright horror games.
@MiraakUnofficialАй бұрын
I will never understand how the baby skeletons are be able to poison you.
@wish1602Ай бұрын
Only baby mushroom is cute... 😅
@ciro_costaАй бұрын
Matter of perspective....
@FelixMBlumeАй бұрын
3:18 this really is the saddest one of them all...
@AegisKHAOSАй бұрын
I was hoping you would include Orphan of Koss in the list. You didn't disappoint.😊
@DarkTheHunterTheRealАй бұрын
Hunters be killing pregnant moms like kendrick drops his albums : they don't warn you
@MercurialRavenАй бұрын
Poor Messengers being left out...😢😢😢
@eglewether5523Ай бұрын
Those DeS plague babies ... gives me conniptions ..
@zackmo481Ай бұрын
Where're the jars?
@nightscout9979Ай бұрын
Based on Jar-Bairn, they might be older than infancy.
@PepinocletesАй бұрын
@@nightscout9979 how many years can a baby skeleton (remember that is a skeleton of a baby) have before you enter Tombs of the Giants?
@noamias489721 күн бұрын
Thanks for the look at Mergo at 4:61, never seen her covered in such detail before
@alfalldoot67156 күн бұрын
Mergo's a girl?
@YOURteacher_1006 күн бұрын
@@alfalldoot6715it’s definitely not a boys name lol
@nachovelizАй бұрын
Playing Bloodborne right after having a miscarriage really hits different…
@sofiaarrache6401Ай бұрын
I'm truly sorry, my sincerest condolences I hope you and your family can recover from this...
@CrowSkeletonАй бұрын
#1 Will Shock You! (4:19)
@dumbageАй бұрын
the mushrooms are so cute i always walk up to them and let me smack me around. but sometimes they 1 shot me ^_^
@davidhong1934Ай бұрын
Vigor check moment
@bloodfarts5317Ай бұрын
Yes, I Zeihandered A child mushroom, get off my case!
@metalmonster95362 сағат бұрын
Oh wow, never realized how the slug babies looked that similar to Ebrietas, with opening faces and wings
@senorkaktusz5940Ай бұрын
There are also baby Jars in Elden Ring.
@niwaka273Ай бұрын
4:08 Old faces tend to look alike. Still I just realised how similar the Orphan looks to Gehrman.
@SalveGalaxar877727 күн бұрын
i love how the music tells you "what do you think about this baby" and then suddenly i see someone get birth
@berniekatzroy25 күн бұрын
I almost forgot about the skeletons and little meat blobs. The shroom kids always made me laugh bc their attack was attempting then tripping and falling.
@impurekeeper7857Ай бұрын
Ocelotte: 😢
@minespatchАй бұрын
Can you cover the Kindred of Rot babies? The ones that crawl on their bellies? I remember you showing them slightly in the Juvenile Scholar video.
@sofiaarrache6401Ай бұрын
I felt startled and broken seeing the Sweet Child of Kos being born to his mother's desecrated corpse. The poor wizened child, a victim to Byrgenwerth's arrogance. The lengths humanity is willing to go for ascension are baffling. How horribly gut wrenching...
@Bondrewd_TheNovelАй бұрын
Ah, children! No adventure is complete without them!
@bagggers9796Ай бұрын
My favorite are the Big-Bell-Babies in Sekiro.
@MrDibaraАй бұрын
I always found the baby skeletons at the Tomb of the Giants to be really cute and I felt it was such a sick joke that they were no6 only hostile enemies, but also THE best place to farm Humanities outside the DLC! 😔 Lowkey wish you had controlled the cut child Beatrice while venturing there, just because I think it'd be cute to see "big sis Beatrice" looking after and playing with the little ones. 😊
@ElementEvilTeamАй бұрын
what about mini midra from elden ring dlc? he is pretty cute
@TCP_dizzy-kf6rx28 күн бұрын
the hidden baby rat in the sewers on ds1
@DeathMelodiesАй бұрын
2:43 in and i just realized the title means baby as it these are baby npc's/characters and not "that's a baby"
@cthulhu_7225 күн бұрын
what's with the music? all of these are adorable
@jub8891Ай бұрын
ankle biters
@oedon1972Ай бұрын
0:39 lol !
@sterbenct28 күн бұрын
Bro I stomped those baby skeletons straight into dust
@arhangeoАй бұрын
"Babyborn"
@guilhermesouzasilva8652Ай бұрын
Forgot about the babt shrimp in elden ring
@joedominguez8064Ай бұрын
Man I definitely don’t remember the baby skeletons 😮
@hridaysengupta2329Ай бұрын
I'm conflicted Should I say "Awwww" Or "AAAAHHHHHHHH"?
@kennyyes8122 күн бұрын
THE MUSIC ....LOL
@GooTheMightyАй бұрын
Imagine the daycare
@HerraHissiАй бұрын
No. 1: Peppino Sphagetti (they use the same scream effects)
@Jtoob-z5nАй бұрын
Our dear little ocelot?
@edstatuesonАй бұрын
I love those tiny Tetsuo bloody meat babies
@calogeroestanu3082Ай бұрын
no baby pots?😢
@lharsayАй бұрын
or Miranda Sprouts
@mikehat7652Ай бұрын
Tonitrus wielder, nice
@Midnight99Ай бұрын
3:19 sooo cute 🥰🥰
@ciro_costaАй бұрын
0:38 has high meme potential
@RyanMathews-ld7hiАй бұрын
Going to fight manus and getting ransacked by skelebabies freaked me out.
@okami7847Ай бұрын
Nito*
@adithyas1091Ай бұрын
Dude the baby skeletons are so cute! I never kill them
@our_country9484Ай бұрын
Cute!! Good cosplay idea though. 🤔
@dragonslayer3552Ай бұрын
2:01 to be fair can you even call that a baby ? If I gave birth to that I would tell the doctor to put it back in as it's clearly not ready yet
@JuliettKiloАй бұрын
Baby shroomers are the cutest
@NWolfsson19 күн бұрын
... OH! It's NOT a top 5 most CUTE babies! It's a top 5 most DISTURBING babies!
What about monstrosity of sin in DS3. If not baby, then why baby shaped?
@fuzzy9429Ай бұрын
What about the mini demi-human?
@linkdude64Ай бұрын
This better be in reverse order where bb mushrooms are #1 cause I will 1v1 you.
@lepaondesalon29 күн бұрын
Where's Ocelot? Oh yeah, right...
@goobermenschoktoberfestАй бұрын
Where is ocelot??
@fantynoacaso242927 күн бұрын
What about the vase baby from elden ring?
@patriot-renegadeАй бұрын
I hate the plague babies in Demon’s Souls so much
@sakgjtaoehtla4478Ай бұрын
最後のだけかわいくないと思うがどうか? (´・ω・`)
@sofiaarrache6401Ай бұрын
It certainly isn't I felt terrible seeing the Sweet Child of Kos being born to his mother's desecrated corpse. The poor wizened child, a victim to Byrgenwerth's arrogance. Gut wrenching...
@immagical7036Ай бұрын
Actual children skeletons
@BossuАй бұрын
Baby piggies in DS2
@ze_glitchy_gamer7629Ай бұрын
Lil baby man
@thra.x34029 күн бұрын
they're just lil guys
@PascllАй бұрын
let's not forget the disgusting hand babies in dark souls 3
@TheSilly6403Ай бұрын
Thankfully I don't think they are canonically babies, still one of the cutest ones in the series! 🥰🥰
@olaththebearАй бұрын
Kosm is the oldest looking baby by far
@jordanmcwain4124Ай бұрын
Whats the game titles
@lharsayАй бұрын
Dark Souls 1 Dark Souls 1 Bloodborne Demon's Souls Bloodborne
@バリゾウゴン-u4p10 күн бұрын
どんどん可愛くなくなっていく……
@ruanpierre5350Ай бұрын
The abortion army of the feminist I cursed at on Twitter is coming to kill me.
@gokhanv256929 күн бұрын
Search thine own self
@coreysierchio4650Ай бұрын
Why doesn't anyone want to have kids these days? *Shows Video*