Captain Holt: Ultimate Dog Dad | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

Captain Holt is the ultimate dog dad - and Cheddar's the ultimate accomplice. Forget Jake and Amy - this is the greatest partnership Brooklyn 99 has to offer (give a take a few common b***hes).
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#CaptainHolt #Dogs #DogDad #Cheddar #Brooklyn99

[@youmandyme]

Love that Jake and Holt knew that the dog wasn't cheddar right away

[@mordirit8727]

The best detective of the NYPD and the best detective of the 99... Hard to fool them!

[@poppyspaperbacks1433]

Like father like son

[@mordirit8727]

@@telanis9 well, Holt isn't a detective anymore, but he apparently used to be the best detective in the NYPD; he is now a captain. Jake is the best detective in the 99, hence, "best in the NYPD and best in the 99"

[@Six_Yeager]

Cheadar the ultimate dog!! 🐕🙃

[@elliotlikesdinos]

@@mordirit8727 jake left the 99 in the last episode though

[@sushantmireddy7437]

"You're not Cheddar, you're just some common bi-"

[@RyuTempest]

😂😂😂

[@francescaa8331]

😆😆😆

[@OtakusGetIt33]

Yeah but cheddar is also a different dog in differnet episodes ... HOW MANY CHEDDARS ARE THERE?!?

[@francescaa8331]

@@OtakusGetIt33 Captain Holt could tell you, but then he might have to detain you. Better not to know.

[@RyuTempest]

@@OtakusGetIt33 Cheddar's sibling switched scenes with him bit after the original Cheddar passed away this year, they added a couple of more dogs :/.

[@ceddy244]

"Oh good grip, pristine coat. That's my doggy!"

[@mr.l8723]

“You betrayed me. You’ll explain yourself later. Return to my office” Cheddar be like- “Yes Papa”

[@chipsahoy2476]

“ good grip” 🤣

[@georgiegan]

RIP Cheddar. The original dog they used, Stewart has passed away at 12 years old. They are using Stella, his sister for the newer episodes.

[@udayshahin10]

F

[@Broseph359]

@@tnb4509 on Fox, yes. But the shows adoration from its fans (including actors like Mark Hamill & Lin-Manuel Miranda) brought the spotlight to it & NBC outright bought it & brought it to their channel.

[@Broseph359]

@@tnb4509 yep! possibly by 2021!!

[@whisteria_vine_]

Cheddar NOOOOOOOOO

[@siphesihlemosesmsimango6961]

that's not cheddar, that's a common bxtch😂😂😂

[@Avoiceintheshadow]

"and I couldn't bring myself to neuter Cheddar, but I will neuter you all." my favorite line

[@crazyredhead4968]

Every dog owner if someone tries to hurt your dog

[@vecna-ussy1882]

YASS QUEEN

[@pedromedina3400]

" I've couldn't be more clearly talking to the dog " I just DIIIED! XD

[@hii-people2245]

Same

[@hyprz5]

Captain Holt would reprimand you for the contractions and the improper placement of "I've" there!

[@RyuTempest]

And then Cheddar replied "Woof." That was the icing on the 🎂 XD

[@artificial6566]

Captain holt doesn't use contractions unless he's lying and uses proper grammar so it's actually "I could not be more clearly talking to the dog"

[@eeshalmansoor888]

Oh I see I was not sent the invitation for the funeral

[@internetperson573]

“You’ve betrayed me. You will explain yourself later. Please return to my office.” If my fluffy boy listened to me like that my couch pillow wouldn’t have a brown stain on it

[@WhatAWonderfulWorld808]

My dumb brain was thinking you made the brown stain at first. Oh my goodness🤣🤣

[@angelis5157]

Does anyone else want to hear cheddars explanation on why he betrayed holt? or just me

[@adrielcruz2736]

What I want to know is how Jake learned that holt and cheddar walk in perfect lock-step

[@raychelle131]

These are both important questions

[@hyperion9793]

@@adrielcruz2736 I mean he's a detective. And he's seen them both together before. Makes sense.

[@cozy-horror]

in season 9 cheddar's gonna win the halloween heist

[@pin-upprint7459]

@@cozy-horror oh that would be spectacular 😂

[@seraphin-e]

Holt calling a dog an idiot is one of the funniest things.

[@debrasue2793]

factual statement, i wheeze every time

[@nanarosex3]

“you betrayed me,,, you’ll explain yourself later”

[@mr.l8723]

“Return to my office, please.” Cheddar: Yes Papa.

[@Wander1508]

@@mr.l8723 cheddar: *waddles happily to office*

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Every time my dog pees on the floor when I'm gone

[@Ethan-ij2hg]

I like how Captain Holt literally has the personality of a cat but the writers just decided to make him a dog person.

[@guiandre9347]

No. No.

[@SegularRpork]

Aha yes! Because cats have imitatable personalities now!

[@rishabhanand4973]

he also could have easily been a foodie but they made him a guy who just eats plain food to fuel himself and doesn't care about taste. although, there was one episode where holt was a follower of charles's blog so maybe they hadn't made up their mind then.

[@Mexicanmike87]

Not really captain holt likes control and rules and those are very dog owner like personalities, cats are very aloof typically

[@beyondviolet]

@@Mexicanmike87 actually cats like rules too, but only if they’re the ones that make them

[@janerik5997]

This " you betrayed me you have to explain yourself later,waot in my Office please" is so goddamn hysterical to me

[@raima6877]

The line just came up when I read this 😂

[@joelidiculaverghese3557]

I love that bingpot was something Jake accidently said and then it just became a thing.

[@KEVMAN7987]

Great catchphrase.

[@francescaa8331]

I'm going to start using it.

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

Same

[@judgecontentcreating7284]

@@francescaa8331 i already use it

[@b-listjester8204]

Something similar happened with my mom when I was younger, she was telling me to shut up and accidentally said shutush, because she works with small children, so now me and my dad both say shutush whenever we tell someone to shutup.

[@amyawad]

“Anyone have the weird urge to lecture themselves? ‘peralta, what are you doing?’” “PERALTA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” “ᶦ ᶜᵒⁿʲᵘʳᵉᵈ ʰᶦᵐ”

[@longlivethebook5877]

That little "i conjured him" always gets me😂

[@0Onyx13]

With the beard, Kevin looks like Van Gogh.

[@ferdoushizaman3596]

Finally someone said it

[@ellaanimates]

IKR oh my god I thought I was the only one who thought that

[@JackieMReacts]

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS! i had some kind of dejavu, but now i know what it was!

[@laser7925]

Holt: Cheddar has now over 14,000 followers... it's an incredible feeling

[@yaraaltro]

Im gonna get a corgi just to call it Cheddar and love him as much as Holt

[@raychelle131]

Samesies

[@iwatchedtoomuchsaikik8949]

And make him wear booties in the snow but nothing else?

[@iwatchedtoomuchsaikik8949]

Btw, if you want a dog always get a border terrier!

[@pauldetomas1611]

@@raychelle131 "I think from context it means not educated" - whichever the boy one is from sweden

[@JSRbowling595]

@@iwatchedtoomuchsaikik8949 But then upgrade him to a beret

[@cooperhoelscher7463]

How could you not have included the all time best episode of cheddar where he gets kidnapped and holt has to save his FLUFFY BOY!

[@pedrorosa3300]

I think this episode is After this video

[@Unknowinglyseemingly]

I watch this video, just to watch this episode scenes

[@peacefulleopard8016]

That’s *MY* fluffy boy!

[@artessence2006]

correction, its *boi 😂😂

[@scottjost2167]

“I couldn’t bring myself to neuter Cheddar, but I will neuter you all” - Captain Raymond Holt

[@boengalutera842]

Each character should just get a different dog and name it after different cheeses

[@dbzcupcake]

Amy is allergic to dogs and married to jake

[@the-anhpham3364]

Cheddar Brie Edam Swiss Camembert Gruyere Gouda

[@anujpethe684]

@@the-anhpham3364gruyere

[@anujpethe684]

@@the-anhpham3364gruyere

[@peter_the_snow_viper8411]

White, get over here. Come here American

[@s.a.wisdoms1426]

Nobody: Holt: Cheddar!!!

[@ashlin1902]

0:17 Holt: I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog. Cheddar: *woof* yep

[@DuelingCharisma]

“You’re not Cheddar! You’re just some common bich” PERFECT

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

saying that its a girl

[@michaelkeaton5394]

"It's an incredible feeling" Love that line, and I don't even know why

[@hchcey]

must be the way he deliver

[@ianggk4632]

Hey i know you... YOURE BATMAN

[@mandolo100]

Because it makes Holt seem human and relatable.

[@MJFinn]

“Amy, I think we need to use the binder” “Oh, mama!”

[@syntheticracoon]

I love how cheddar audibly agrees with Holt in that little noise he makes at 0:17

[@dragonmemez7644]

I love how almost every scene chedder is in they are smiling

[@ricecatgaming]

He protec He attach And most importantly he love his dads and always come back

[@blueberrytoastart7698]

0:12 Holt: And now boy, it's time to make daddy proud. Boyle: Yes sir. Holt: I could not of been more clearly talking to the dog. I DIED🤣🤣🤣

[@StridingLuna]

“He now has 14,000 followers… it is an incredible feeling”

[@phuonghoang1161]

I love that Jake is literally Luke Dunphy from Modern family as a grown up

[@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916]

With the daddy issues

[@adobokkeumbap]

OH MY GOD I LOVE CROSSOVERS LIKE THIS!! I love MF too

[@tylerhalloran9158]

I see holt I click I see cheddar I clicks I see Brooklyn 99 I clicks

[@lavanyaverma1194]

Sameee

[@austin-on4rk]

Holt’s delivery with “It’s an incredible feeling” at 4:30 is perfect😭😭😭

[@cormacmacsuibhne2867]

Amy should've given Charles the finger when he was being rude. He wouldn't have been able to see her.

[@deviantartguy0]

But then it wouldn't have hurt.

[@nobudgetstudios16]

I love when holt says "return to my office"

[@sreekantayogeshkrishna8357]

You *betrayed* me, you'll explain yourself later

[@braxtonbobo4004]

2:20 best part

[@joshuaperez3439]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@ZachariahMoriartski]

Can we just appreciate that Jake knew that, that wasn't cheddar

[@CIII328]

I love the deadpan delivery of “You betrayed me.”

[@rahanken]

Love how "it's an incredible feeling" transitioned to "I conjured him"

[@serdarbro8275]

Friend: Who’s your favo- Me: Cheddar Friend: I didn’t finis- Me: C H E D D A R

[@overlorddan7868]

FLUFFY BOYYYYY

[@ChaoticCobra]

Jake & Amy must be so jealous of the attention that Cheddar gets!!!

[@zbr76]

It's fine - they have each other.

[@dumpsockpuppet5619]

Why would they be jealous? captain dad is just their boss

[@ChaoticCobra]

@@dumpsockpuppet5619 They both called him DADDY 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@sairamprasath7216]

1:11 return to my office please 😂 😂

[@AlasdairGR]

Jake would be the person playing Among Us who always camps Security and doesn’t complete his tasks.

[@devinspencer1678]

Like Disguised Toast, if you've ever seen him play. He'll spend the entire game watching people's movements and calling them out, basically ignoring tasks all together.

[@miyakosuzushima]

I legitimately want to see the cast play Among Us now.

[@concept5631]

@@miyakosuzushima Same

[@cabbiecarmvp145]

I could see Charles blindly trusting in Jake even when he’s blatantly the imposter and accidentally helping him win lol

[@joeclark8394]

It a shame that they had to switch dogs I think the og cheddar died so they had to switch but I might be wrong

[@KEVMAN7987]

I think they use multiple dogs for different purposes.

[@stahppls2293]

Yes but the OG Cheddar's children play Chedsar now too

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

Yep they posted about it before. OG Cheddar has passed a while ago.

[@rosstulley4706]

The og cheddar died so they used his sister for the newer episodes

[@LadyofDragonstone]

OG Cheddar passed away and I think after that they used his sister but I'm not sure about the rest

[@ak73372]

“Bingpot” is, in my opinion, the best running joke in the whole show.

[@apeters1285]

I love how Holt always demands Cheddar to “return to my office”

[@francescaa8331]

Can't. Wait. For. This. Show. To. Return.

[@ljmightymo1214]

2:13 - 2:39 Pure comedy gold 😂😂😂

[@eingoluq]

"Return to my office"

[@aze6246]

jake sayin bless you was so cute

[@kunikidaswife]

It's so sad. In the first few seasons, they use the original Cheddar, who has black on his coat. But now in seasons 4,5,6 and 7, they use a different dog that has no black. :(

[@ShaeSandybanks]

The original dog died 😭. So they're using the original dog's sister

[@marge3199]

@@ShaeSandybanks whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[@anabelsama]

@@marge3199 yes, he was 12 and passed away

[@karen_3]

it’s unfortunate yes but sad no. Animals die and the logical thing is to get another to “replace” The original cheddar. His actual name is Stewart and he will live in our hearts forever.

[@Kate_Tabby]

Holt insulting the fake chedder is so funny to me- Also make saying bless you to amy was so,,,,cute??

[@arnoldschwarzenegger3971]

Return to my office is literally the best line😂😂😂

[@vidasultani757]

Amy's face at 8:56 is just an everlasting mood

[@Luc1ferMorningstarAG]

Unfun fact: Cheddar’s Toosh is actually higher than his front. Everytime he sits his legs are Lower at the back to due him having to use some force to even walk while his front is low due to it not costing that much force

[@ROmygosh]

I get so excited every time Cheddar is on screen

[@laurencelauzon5208]

5:31 I can't stop laughing at how Charles is walking

[@swappaps6508]

i love how jake says bless you when amy sneezes even though she can't hear him

[@Pleebosaurus]

Such a serious man with such a cute fluffy boi

[@maxpayne8041]

Cheddar is love. Cheddar is life.

[@ricecatgaming]

He protec He attach And most importantly he love his dads and always come back

[@CausticSalsa]

"Return to my office, please." The most formal sentence ever spoken to a dog

[@gisforhungry]

i love how holt and kevin had to deal with issues all through the show and still were the best couple 🤍

[@mishakapadia4439]

"It was very intense, *friend."*

[@myladynaynay]

"I CONJURED HIM."

[@Lkendrick]

I loved these scenes so much that when I adopted a cat with similar colors, I of course had to name him cheddar

[@veedishrughoonauth3209]

Yess dat fluffy boii

[@DinhWorkshop]

As a corgi owner this episode had me hyped!

[@blueberrytoastart7698]

1:30 "You're not Cheddar, you're just some common b*tch.!"

[@amydavies9650]

“I conjured him” 😂

[@josephbrambil2868]

This needs to be updated with the scenes from the season 7 episode where cheddar gets kidnapped. One of the best episodes in my humble opinion.

[@KingJake-om7yq]

I love how cheddar is always smiling

[@anika9106]

How is no one talking about 2:21 "this b*tch? Please" 😂

[@carlos_is_sea-deep]

That little grunt cheddar gives after holt tells Boyle he is talking to cheddar, he knows, he definitely knows

[@zestymagic1679]

Ultimate Dog Dad is an understatement

[@Snapeserverussnape]

I could not bring myself to neuter Cheddar, but *I WILL NEUTER YOU ALL*

[@dannystarkridesfixed]

Boyle clearly wants to be holts fluffy boy. Also love the interactions between holt and the cheddar imposter lol so good and offensive.

[@mistertwister2000]

“ . . . We’re gonna need to use the binder.” “. . . ooooh mama~” Get you a SO who thinks of you the way Amy thinks of binders

[@Dann_Palkarr]

Holt: And now boy, it's time to make daddy proud. Charles: Yes sir. Holt: I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog. Cheddar: Woof!

[@sarcasmpersonified6535]

So far the heists have give us dopplegangers of Boyle, cheddar, and Scully. Truly amooozing.

[@aryanmehta9576]

Someone’s stolen our fluffy boy

[@NeddyMontz]

2:20 Sassy Holt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NT-ys3oh]

I never noticed that there are different cheddars. This revelation is crushing.

[@abin6909]

I love that "fuzzy" boi

[@emmaray6215]

He’s not fuzzy he’s FLUFFY 😡

[@abin6909]

@@emmaray6215 he's scruffy

[@candyfishtail]

I love "Return To My Office Please"

[@moondreamer1128]

I absolutely love cheddar as a dog name it’s adorable

[@kaonashi1181]

"Good grip, pristine coat. Return to my office"

[@hunterowl1756]

4:29 Terry looked so confuswd when Gina said that

[@AC-il6bg]

Every time captain holt said return to my office I always lose it lmao

[@rylanortheunyielding3811]

I conjured him- Jake I love this

[@elijahlivingston9477]

10:32 - Very underrated line in the show

[@alexismontalvo1050]

That’s my doggy

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Holt: It's time to make Daddy proud. Boyle: Yes sir! Holt: I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog... Cheddar: Wooh... (Dumbass...)

[@thugga9160]

I love Cheddar, that‘s why I call my German Shepard „Cheddar“ 😂😂

[@m.m9769]

holt is just one of the funniest characters.

[@jonahmordhaim2705]

I love when he says "return to my office please" and cheddar just goes in to the office:DD

[@gamerdugger5158]

roses are red I fell in a ditch you're not cheddar (now you guess)

[@I-love-your-father]

Your just some common b-

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Aww, you didn't include that long slow mo run Cheddar did in the latest Halloween Heist

[@swifterthekid4727]

i love how its a different dog every episode hes in