Top 5 Tanks | Lazerpig at The Tank Museum

[@javelinXH992]

Good to see that Lazerpig kept true to himself by wearing his day-to-day round-the-house clothes for this appearance. I was a bit worried that he may sell himself out, but that fear proved groundless.

[@carlsoll]

This is so funny Lol

[@werth7113]

Exactly. However i havent seen any wine while watching

[@qhu3878]

​@@werth7113he has developed ABS, he has ascended to a new level of alcoholism

[@marcosg9472]

day-to-day clothes? those are his pajamas! rofl

[@chriskieta8725]

@@werth7113 Probably not allowed to have beverages near the exhibits is all, I'm sure there's a full bar right outside the main doors waiting for him.

[@aaronwelsh33]

The actor they got to portray Lazerpig is spot on. I hope the real lazerpig gets sober enough to watch it someday

[@PointyHairedJedi]

It's Gary Oldman, of course - who else?

[@thecursed01]

didn't lazrpig once tell he was in russia in the 90s? or do i remember that wrong? anyway waaay younger than i expected. and too handsome. i feel betrayed XD

[@Sailingspeedat9kn]

Is that an actor though

[@thecursed01]

@@Sailingspeedat9knmust be. can't be the real lazrpig. i heard the real pig is 8 feet tall and can shoot lightning out of his eyes

[@BlahVideosBlahBlah]

Terrible choice of actor. Lazerpig is supposed to be a disgusting lump of human detritus, not a strapping young lad turning heads and dampening drawers all around him.

[@AlmostAzun]

im starting to think Lazerpig drunkenly broke in and the Tank Museum staff couldn't get him to leave, so they got him to talk about his top tanks until he sobered up

[@BlackEpyon]

I just watched the video on his channel where they let him roam the warehouse unsupervised.😁

[@JosephKano]

This is headcanon now.

[@sting2death2]

That's probably the case, how else would a known liar pretending to be a historian be there.

[@BlackEpyon]

@@sting2death2 Is that why they let you in?

[@JosephKano]

@@sting2death2 more boorish behaviour than Gonzo weirdo. Be a better person.

[@autonomous3807]

What an excellent artist's depiction of what Lazerpig would look like. This museum really know's their stuff

[@ToBeIsWasWere]

Almost photorealistic! Or videorealistic, I'm no videotritian.

[@davemccage7918]

After years of hearing this drunk rambling on about military hardware & geopolitical nonsense, my mind developed a very distinct image of what he looks like IRL. Turns out I was spot on and the guy in the video is a dead ringer of what I pictured. Crazy what you can learn about someone’s appearance just by listening to them talk.

[@vong_sak]

A face reveal, a collaboration with the Tank Museum, THE Tank Museum, and they let Lazerpig be Lazerpig, now this is peak KZbin content.

[@thanhool]

Now this is pod racing

[@Folker46590]

I truly hate face reveals. If you start with an avatar, because you don't want people to see your face, then stay that way. No one wants to see your face!

[@BlyatimirPootin]

Absolutely

[@wiciu8383]

@Svannuta I was somewhat expecting a reddid mod. You didnt?

[@Mountainkaiju004]

​@wiciu8383 personally no I expected a chad

[@tjbarke6086]

That AI generated LazerPig was incredibly lifelike.

[@ThraceVega]

I refuse to believe this is Lazerpig. This person seems FAR too sober!

[@GerinoMorn]

Some Panzerschokolate and you're "sober" xD

[@andrewbot92]

​@@GerinoMornXD

[@Andrew-ih2gz]

It's only because the museum is massive and they don't sell booze in the gift shop. He just lost his buzz.

[@emergcon]

They cleared out and round tables before.

[@someonenoone7181]

The chances are high that he indeed is him

[@ODST_Parker]

The guy behind the camera laughing at the end is just the perfect cap for this wonderful collaboration. I can't fathom how they made the decision to let this man loose on the museum, but I'm so glad they did.

[@mjfan653]

I would imagine they had seen and laughed at lazerpigs unique history-comedy. And they knew they could not replicate it as good as it should be, but they had a bunch of tanks that would be prime material for this sort of comedy. so they got the only man capable of doing it justice, lazerpig himself. And it was the right choice.

[@stuartdollar9912]

Lazerpig is one of a kind. He's a blast, as well as being pretty knowledgeable.

[@teddypicker8799]

​@mjfan653 they do videos with squire all the time

[@TB688]

Ok, now we need his bottom 5 tanks list.

[@JoeMcGrath-ww6eg]

I am a self proclaimed fan of this suggestion!

[@mrkeogh]

Power bottom tanks?

[@ThaTerrorr]

So the most breedable tanks?

[@maus6967]

Keep it family friendly smh!

[@StickTheGlue]

Let's be honest it'll be the T-34, Tiger I, possibly the panther, the chieftain and something else completely random, like that Japanese tank you could add pontoons to so it would float 😂

[@robertnogva]

They actually did it. They got the pig in the flesh. The madlads.

[@thecursed01]

never EVER imagined him to look like that. real lazrpig looks way too good. i feel lied to. also didn't expect the beard

[@Tchnfrq]

i expected the beard, i just didnt expect it to be groomed.

[@Endermann111]

hes an actor guys (ive realised my mistake)

[@Tchnfrq]

@@Endermann111 that would mean lazerpig either sync his voice over perfectly to the actor or he recorded a clear enough voice over that could be sync in post. neither sound believable.

[@rbaxter286]

"Fear not, for I am sure they have even MORE Cunning Plans!"

[@jamiekamihachi3135]

I like to imagine people who don’t know about Lazerpig and this is their first exposure to him.

[@AtholAnderson]

Those poor fools

[@StranaHyena]

I don't know about Lazerpig and this is my first exposure to him. ._.

[@wolight]

@@StranaHyena Most of his videos are uh... Like this but more unhinged

[@philash824]

@@StranaHyenayeah me too

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

@@StranaHyenasooo, what do we thiiiink?

[@cantthinkofaname321]

On this day, in this place, the great Lazerpig invented "Military Drag", a combination of uniform elements so flamboyant, so over the top, so Accessorised, that the whole was more fabulous than the sum of it's parts.

[@sleepingbee8997]

I thought that was invented by North Korea.

[@ald6424]

​@@sleepingbee8997nah, North Korea wishes they had. And from next week will retroactively say they did. But we know the truth.

[@abhishekrao1525]

@@ald6424 Idi Amin would rise from the grave and say he invented this style, after eating the medals and heart of Jean-Bedel Bokassa.

[@christianZaal]

Also ... The final battle in JoJo Rabbit 😂

[@dschehutinefer5627]

@@abhishekrao1525 And have to fight with Gaddafi for the title, I'd presume.

[@thehaberdash]

French inspired WW1 uniform White fur cloak Solid black cane Painted fingernails If I didnt know better, id say lazerpig was a pimp

[@Spacey_key]

OH MY GOD I CAN SEE THAT!

[@NathanPa-xo3zj]

Why this fit so much with Slickback Pimp song 😂

[@Hiznogood]

The hat wasn’t pimp enough … else I think you’re right! 🤣

[@amelia31289]

don't forget about the arm warmers!

[@BCPvideo]

He needs a femboy dressed like Schrodinger from Hellsing on a leash to complete the look.

[@tethryss5001]

This man shows up to the tank museum with more drip than should be possible on the British Isles.

[@adenkyramud5005]

More drip than the entire UK combined!

[@comlitbeta7532]

​@@adenkyramud5005that's because he is the one that took it all

[@baronbalduin]

That's because he wears a FRENCH uniform xD

[@otsigo]

Fun fact he robbed lizzies tomb for this stuff

[@Klaevin]

You're right. That's FAR more drip than a British person can stand, simply because he's Scottish, and that's a French uniform

[@bradyweyble6229]

I hope he is proud of himself. It’s got to be scary to go up on a video like this in person for the first time. He did a good job.

[@ToBeIsWasWere]

he said it was the best day of his life when they let him loose UNSUPERVISED in their storage building!

[@BenjaminKibbey]

Yah, I have to admit, in full honesty, this video made me wonder if he has any background in theater or presentation he just doesn't talk about. If this was his first time doing on-camera work like this, he's got some natural talent.

[@hurricaneofpuns3722]

@@BenjaminKibbey He used to do drag, he mentions it in his Black Agnis video.

[@ToBeIsWasWere]

@@hurricaneofpuns3722 well, the thing with lazerpig is I never know if he's serious about that or not, I could totally see him just joking but I could just as well imagine him in drag

[@reform-revolution]

he mentioned it in his drama war video when he talked about the Chieftain too @@hurricaneofpuns3722

[@PaulMcElligott]

“He’s threatening our audience!” “Shh. Let’s see our Patreon numbers before we judge.”

[@A_Haunted_Pancake]

It's only a thread if nothing happens. I didn't donate after watching this and LP only released my hamster after I send in a *TOTALLY FAIR* £5.

[@JPKyle-ro3sn]

The threats are a little undermined with the giggling occurring in the background :P. I would be far more concerned about Lazer Pig's rehabilitation plan for re-releasing Tanks back into "The Wild"

[@derrickstorm6976]

Lmao

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

‘Who’s ‘twinkgamer69?’

[@TheMuddleHeadedAnalyst]

@@JPKyle-ro3sn The Rehab program: Give it to me...

[@cleanerben9636]

How did the tank museum keep him sober for long enough to do the filming?

[@andrewhalo100]

Who said hes sober

[@novis_cz1gaming200]

By another battleship building set XD

[@surebuddysure6070]

Thats the thing… they didn’t 😅

[@iKvetch558]

I am pretty sure that far from preventing it, they actually GAVE him a bottle of vodka...or maybe even some ridiculous proof rum...and ENCOURAGED him to "just be yourself." I would suggest that they might have taken away Lazer's meds for the day...to give him that extra bit of extra...but that might get me in hot water with the NHS, or something...and that is a can of physician assistants I don't want to open.😂😜

[@hayleyxyz]

Barely functional alcoholism

[@Lawrence_L1]

LazerPig looks exactly as I thought he would, only without a beard. Majestic.

[@thecursed01]

i expected him a lot older. and not as good looking. and without beard. lazrpig looks waaaaay too fabulous and majestic XD

[@flameendcyborgguy883]

We all knew how he would end up looking, yet we all were shoked by how fine he does look...

[@BungieStudios]

It’s an actor. Normies wouldn’t watch the best 5 tanks of a talking pig.

[@joaoie]

I did not know what I thought Lazerpig looked like, but it wasn't this. This is better than anything I ever imagined.

[@BNRmatt]

That's pretty close to what I imagined. The outfit is amazing.

[@soverysleepy]

i thought he'd be fatter and more flamboyant

[@andrewpease3688]

It could hardly be worse than we imagined

[@Endermann111]

its an actor isnt it?

[@CharliMorganMusic]

He's far too handsome. I feel betrayed.

[@rubenskiii]

You know you’ve made it into the Pantheon of Tank Nerds when you are allowed to make a top 5 at the Bovington Tank Museum.

[@Hellschwarz]

I'd like to imagine that this is Lazerpig's casual Attire and he's wearing this every day.

[@IstasPumaNevada]

There's no way he's wearing pants every single day. The rest though, probably, yeah.

[@Cynicism101]

He was running late and turned up in his pyjamas.

[@FreeEduardGrigoriann]

That’s some amazing drip. I shall die of envy.

[@RandomTrinidadian]

He is rocking that drip tho

[@ad_astra5]

He’s just a British Joshua Norten

[@Briggattonii]

“Your favorite tank does not need to be the greatest tank in the world” As a proud simp for the M18 Hellcat, I approve this message

[@ZOV24-2-22]

Well you’ve really re-written the books here as the M18 isn’t even a Tank 😭

[@photosapphic1984]

Equally, as someone who loves Italian tanks. They’re just so adorable.

[@billcipher8942]

I'm a simp for the Goliath tracked mine so I'm in that boat too

[@raven_1133]

@@ZOV24-2-22well, it fits the universal description of a tank. However it is specifically an SPG. Just shut up please.

[@NigelAnderson-iu2bs]

​@@ZOV24-2-22lol yeah it's not burning in Ukraine

[@RenwickCustomer10]

I cannot believe that the LazerPig face reveal could ever have been this good. It's like my expectations have somehow been blown away by at least 10000%

[@thecursed01]

real lazrpig is hiding behind the tanks, talking while this actor is lipsyncing in front of the camera XD

[@trolleriffic]

Reading the title of the video was one of those "Wait, what? moments. Surprised he didn't bother to dress up for the occasion though.

[@lifevest1]

If they make a new Command and Conquer, we need Lazerpig as a field commander. Imagine him yelling obscene, drunken insults at his opponents during battle.

[@aserta]

Oh... YES!

[@Klaaism]

YES!!!

[@thegeneralmitch]

Kind of like hogs of war on the PS1? 🤣

[@BretHiggins]

Getting Lazerpig on is a stroke of genius. I can't wait to see him do a bottom 5 tanks wearing a North Korean general's uniform complete with 50 medals. Well played all. Well played indeed.

[@ghostdog0424]

only 50?

[@KPW2137]

I think he meant 50 pounds of medals. @@ghostdog0424

[@trplankowner3323]

@@ghostdog0424Have you seen North Korean medals? The Pig may be chubby, but his frame is only so big!

[@jacksonhill1813]

Yes.

[@AncientRylanor69]

"do a bottom 5 tanks wearing a North Korean general's uniform complete with 50 medals" I didn't even know I wanted this until I read it, Lazerpig please for the love of GOD please do this I'm begging you.🙏🙏🙏

[@steelytemplar]

This was amazing. The Historian sash was a brilliant stroke.

[@WendingWayfarer]

I would like the sash standardized by law for historian youtubers.

[@TechLeafRanger]

You absolute mad geniuses.....you got Lazerpig in front of a camera.....hats off to you. And hats off to you, LP, for your style, your comedic delivery, and your taste in tanks.

[@Makingnewnamesisdumb]

I didn't expect a "the world is a better place because this tank is bad" argument, but here we are.

[@AxisGMD2010]

20:48 yeah lol

[@filip1408]

The actor chosen has done a perfect representation of Lazerpig, I hope to see him in future productions and wish him a successful career at the Shakespeare Theatre!

[@discipleofdagon8195]

The real lazerpig is off looking for femboy pigs on another ranch

[@bloodrave9578]

The Matilda II actually found a new lease on life in the Pacific with the Australians, the Japanese had little to nothing capable of taking it on.

[@Ostenjager]

I forgot about that. The thought of the IJA coming across Matilda II’s is hilarious to me.

[@bloodrave9578]

@@Ostenjager Used by the Australians in the New Guinea and Borneo campaigns

[@Grymbaldknight]

It was the only British tank to serve throughout the entire war, and also the only British tank to serve on all three fronts of the war. It holds those titles for a reason. The Matilda II wasn't a terrible tank. It was just a dead-end design - too small, underpowered, undergunned - with no capacity to have its flaws ironed out. People tried, but it was just easier to design a new tank altogether. However, the Matilda was in its element when it was allowed to move slowly and bully tanks smaller than itself, because under such conditions it was basically invincible. In the dense jungle terrain of Pacific islands, the Japanese hated it because their usual anti-tank weapons and tactics were almost useless against it.

[@bloodrave9578]

@@Grymbaldknight The Australians loved it

[@Americium-120]

​@@Grymbaldknight "It was the only British tank to serve throughout the entire war, and also the only British tank to serve on all three fronts of the war. It holds those titles for a reason." The reason is production date and lend-lease; nothing else. The Churchill and Valentine both fought on every front for the duration of the war as well. The only difference is they weren't available in 1939. The reason it continued to serve throughout the duration of the war is every army used old tank designs throughout the war. The Germans still used the Panzer II until the very end.

[@IceMan19000]

Who imagined Lazerpig dressed so massively and exclusively?

[@Masada1911]

I did.

[@admiraltiberius1989]

He is so very extra and we appreciate it 😂

[@spronkh1829]

I definitely had those glasses in mind

[@alexnovak3319]

we dont@@admiraltiberius1989

[@Harmon1ca]

He is resplendent in his official regalia.

[@michaelkarnerfors9545]

Makes me wonder if the folks at The Tank Museum are not both delighted and bewildered at the shift that has taken place in the tank enthusiast community, expanding from articulate gentlemen like Doyle and Fletcher, to flamboyant and colorful characters like Lazerpig and Lindybeige, and some inbetweens like Barrie and Moran.

[@LiveErrors]

"you cant pick this tank, this is MY 5th favourite tank and you cant have it!"

[@Klaaism]

Guessing most of their staff are tank weirdos too.

[@AndrewGivens]

@@Klaaism Oh wow, Yes! 'Tank Weirdos' has to be the title of a new tabletop tank warfare heartbreaker.

[@Intelligent0Imbecile]

Don't forget outright comedians like Al Murray and Squire

[@iKvetch558]

This is 100 percent THE LazerPig video...that I did NOT know that I needed! 😂

[@whackingtadpole8972]

The fact that we're getting a Lazer pig video, and a face reveal, on the tank museum's channel, is a fever dream. I'm all for this

[@A_Haunted_Pancake]

Christmas has come early this year 😊

[@jasonm9838]

Absolutely delighted to see this collaboration. Whoever at the Tank Museum came up with (and also whoever approved) this idea deserves a big pat on the back!

[@grahambuckerfield4640]

I noticed the other day, in. The video in tank camouflage, that the credits at the end for production included Lazerpig.

[@Davey-Boyd]

They didn't approve. He broke in at midnight on the way back from the pub.

[@larswhitt1549]

And a BIG glass of wine...

[@HistoryVideoGamesMiscStuff]

"These are some of my favourite tanks because they lost our enemies the war/got annoying tank nerds off my back" is definitely an unconventional take.

[@Klaaism]

"Dont worry. We're still your friends" Allegedly some US general.

[@joeyverliesharen]

He's dressed like a mockery of himself and I love the confidence he radiates. This was hilarious.

[@zeusmultirotor8479]

We call that confidence “big tiger energy”

[@Orangefan77]

big pig energy@@zeusmultirotor8479

[@leolordful]

Soooo he projects " broken down, out of gas, and liable to catch fire at any moment" energy? Or are you referring to the " I can fit five men inside of me at once" energy, cause honestly I can see both. Disclaimer: this is a joke.

[@rooster6461]

@@leolordful both. At the same time.

[@leolordful]

@@rooster6461 understood. Carry on o7.

[@e8poo]

Marks out of ten… Alcohol - 2 Verbosity / logorrhoea - 9 Gesticulation - 8 Information - 9 Wardrobe - FABULOUS!!

[@davidty2006]

Mans got a sense of fashion.

[@Max-hw7xl]

@@davidty2006 reminds me of the officer in JoJo Rabbit. absolutely tactical with just a hint of excess

[@kenicherothered6816]

The way LazerPig talks about himself, I honestly imagined him being American levels of fat. Here in the States we usually call that "heavy set". I was wondering how someone his supposed size manages to maneuver in between all those tanks in storage. That'll do Pig, That'll do.

[@fehzorz]

I don't know why but I was expecting him to be north of 400lbs

[@cavalierliberty6838]

He's just got a scotsman's build.

[@lucasokeefe7935]

@@fehzorz No 400lb+ man could maintain speech as long as he does without wheezing, coughing, generally struggling for life or mentioning "diabeetus" a suspicious amount of times.

[@oligultonn]

To us Europeans he's not heavy set he's fat but not an absolute fatty whale, just fat. Tbh pretty fit for a historian tho.

[@mylife3601]

Yeah all the talking down he does to himself made it seem like he's some sort of deformed monstrosity. Looks like a well put together lad that could be healthier but still oozes rizz

[@Quicksilver_Cookie]

God, it must've been so hard to catch the moment when Lazerpig was sober for 20 minutes of the day.

[@Dani-xz1uw]

can't believe he looks exactly how you'd expect. what a legend.

[@c1ph3rpunk]

“If you disagree. I’m here, you’re not.” The most Lazer thing possible.

[@robertsmith4681]

Out of all the things I expected on a Friday morning, a face reveal of the legendary Lazerpig was not one of them ...

[@Exile1a]

Indeed... And now I need a drink. XD

[@thecursed01]

that's just an AI generated character made to a lazerpig pdocast or something. has to be XD

[@Jackfirecracker]

Best Black Friday deal ever

[@theol.1988]

Well, technically a friday afternoon in England. That is, pretty much, the exact time of the week I would expect something like this.

[@LeeBrasher]

This was not only amusing but actually made a lot of sense to me. Bravo LazerPig!

[@0lionheart]

The story of the Challenger 2 being immobilised, then pelted (ineffectively) with RPG's for ages before being rescued, lives rent free in my head. Imagine firing multiple anti-tank rockets at a tank at close range and the crew are so unphased they can just carry on making a brew..

[@NigelAnderson-iu2bs]

That's the sort of gear you want to go to war in, the absolute trust and confidence in your kit gives a massive morale boost

[@brettwood1351]

That is probably the most British reaction to that situation I could imagine.

[@fogrepairshipakashi5834]

​@brettwood1351 Nah they would have had to smugly stuck their head up during each break in the fire and say. "Problem Boy?" To go full British.

[@BernddasBrotB7]

"I think some fool just shot at us..." Baneblade jokes aside, there's something to be said for inducing tank shock by simply absorbing anything the infantry can sling at you.

[@nuraly78]

Challenger 2 qas destroyed instantly in Ukraine as soon as it got to frontlines. It just a mediocre tank

[@J-K-A]

I can’t believe they got the real virtual lazerpig. The hand to hoof articulation is remarkable.

[@fatwizard1234]

Lazerpig really wanted to do this video. How else could he be sober enough to go to the tank museum, write a script and god damn look at that DRIP. Lazer pig is my spirit animal

[@EmyrDerfel]

Can't be completely sober though, I'm sure he said regulated instead of relegated more than once.

[@fatwizard1234]

@@EmyrDerfel being completely sober is like a fish out of water lol

[@slateslavens]

okay. I've waffled on whether or not I like Lazerpig's content. I'm sold. That was priceless.

[@nanorider426]

Yep. That was the most fun I had in weeks watching youtube. 😆😆😆

[@thekinginyellow1744]

same

[@banditdelta7172]

Lazerpig is the Elton John of the KZbin tank community

[@stuffy2757]

Why does that make so much sense

[@IanAwfuls]

@@stuffy2757 maybe to you, because Elton John is actually good.

[@DarquosLeblack]

Tanker-Maaaaan

[@josephd.5524]

Possibly closer to Liberace with that flamboyance.

[@albow4oops5]

Oddly, he's also the tank of the Elton John community.

[@kenbrown2808]

Tiger crew: "it takes 3 shermans to match our tiger." Sherman crew: "there's ten of us, and one of us is a Firefly."

[@davidty2006]

Meanwhile the M10 and uni carriers filled with angy men with Piats behined them:

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

​@@davidty2006allies pilots be like: Yoink it my kill hahaha

[@alt7488]

3? more like 6

[@Deavastator]

​@@alt7488In seconds for that tiger to be destroyed maybe

[@Deavastator]

​@@davidty2006dont forget the conga line of kangaroos

[@parker-q6u]

This actor's voice and mannerisms are spot on, and using the outfit to hide the lack of pig ears and tail was genius; the main giveaway was just the sobriety.

[@mrtom2854]

I love how you could hear the cameraman desperately trying not to laugh at the end

[@Typhis19]

Is... is Lazerpig wearing a French General's uniform? Can you imagine the look on everyone's face at the museum when he shows up wearing that? lol. I really hope he went through the front door like that. Great video as always from the Tank Museum, and a great collaboration. I love these Top 5 Videos, and also a big fan of Lazerpig so definitely something I never knew I wanted lol.

[@stupidburp]

Jingles showed up in a German uniform which brought some awkward moments.

[@dspserpico]

Some people have a Napoleon complex. LP has a Napoleon III complex.

[@richardvernon317]

@@dspserpico He has actually done some good videos about French Tanks.

[@arashimiyazawa8165]

@@dspserpico He wants to invade Mexico?

[@JMD501]

You forget about the old alliance.

[@stormlordeternal7663]

This really reminds me of Soviet Womble's face reveal. He looks normal and exactly as you would expect while simultaneously nothing you could expect. Also by the throne he is DRIPPED OUT OF COMPREHNSION!!! That ain't drip, that's a damn monsoon!

[@anonmouse1481]

I expected NOTHING LESS from Lazerpig.

[@TheLastCustomer]

Wait, Soviet did face reveal?!

[@JaxMerrick]

​@@TheLastCustomerIn his 3 hour video on The Forest. Also, I was promised that LP was a goblin (pretty sure he used that exact term in a previous video). What the hell? If he's a goblin, I'm the rot in Nurgle's shorts.

[@cookiecraze1310]

​@@JaxMerrickto quote Lazer, "I'm a goblin neckbeard and even I got laid!", when he was talking about incels.

[@LastRookie]

​​@@cookiecraze1310 to be fair, he (said he) got laid by doing the one thing that you would never see an incel do: treat your (romantic) partner like an equal human being.

[@cameronfinnie9706]

I bet these guys had a lot of fun filming with LP, the way he can go from being seriously thought out in his arguments on why he likes each tank in the list, to ranting nonsensically in the most comedic way, just aces. Plus that Drip is top tier

[@60508]

I didn't think I could adore Lazerpig anymore than I already did, but it seems I can.

[@BazilRat]

The Sherman is a great tank because it is not a great tank at any one role a tank has to do. The Sherman is a *good enough* tank at EVERY JOB a tank has to do Edit: As others have pointed out, 'good enough' should actually be 'pretty good'.

[@PopeMetallicus]

I see someone has seen Professor Tex's Warhammer video🤣

[@BazilRat]

@@PopeMetallicus No?

[@PopeMetallicus]

@@BazilRat Oh. Well his lecture on that 'Mech is that pretty much word for word

[@BazilRat]

​@@PopeMetallicus Ahhh, well, being "The Sherman Tank of Titans" is quite the compliment IMO!

[@PopeMetallicus]

@@BazilRat absolutely! It's my favorite Mech for a reason

[@mpersad]

Congratulations to the Tank Museum, what a coup to get Lazerpig out and about and choosing his Top5! Hugely entertaining, well done to all concerned!

[@seanmarshall5463]

The fact that your second favorite tank is the T-72 simply because it was made out of sheer pride, and is an abysmal failure is just fantastic really.

[@thegermanempire489]

Not really, it was a good tank when it was first built during the what late 60s and 70s, but today standards it’s out classed, plus it and the T-64 were the first tanks to have composite armour, while NATO were still fielding M60s with just cast solid armour, wasn’t until the Abrams when US used composite armour. Plus in desert storm the US was going up against sand monkeys who didn’t know how to use there tanks compared to the Russians, only problem with modern age for the T-72 is the advancement of modern weapons, and the T-72 is just outclassed today, why so many T-72 tanks have been destroyed, meanwhile fewer T-80s and T-90s have been destroyed cause there more advanced and can stand up to better to modern weapons

[@FaceIntoKeyboard]

My God, it was as amazing as I dreamed it would be.

[@FolkinghamRob]

I think lazer pig should have his own television channel, he’s brilliant 😂

[@teapot2_1]

I hope he sees this bro

[@Iamthestig42069]

TV is dying off. Kinda only for boomers and live sports events. He should have more subscribers, sponsors and fat stacks of cash

[@MarcosElMalo2]

He should have his own internet. Even his detractors think he should have his own internet.

[@DiogoHenriqueSantos]

Even his in video adds are amazing to watch.

[@ThinkingFingers]

I was so worried I would be disappointed when I saw LazerPig in the flesh. I was not.

[@emmettmccosker]

Nice pfp

[@Iamthestig42069]

Definitely not a 50ft pig that shoots lasers from his eyes

[@JackaWilko]

Well well well

[@DerAuslander_01]

The Lazer Pig looks exactly as I imagined

[@KMac329]

I never heard of Lazerpig before. I really must see more of his work. He's brilliant.

[@tybirous3417]

He's quite the lad. Entertaining AND educational, he's got some brilliant videos to his name.

[@siechamontillado]

Just wait till you hear his singing. He is the greatest singer. Ever. There is no debate on this point, and may god have mercy on your soul if you try.

[@MrDmitriRavenoff]

His t-34 video is amazing. As is the t-14 ARMATAAAAAHHHHH!

[@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent]

May I suggest you look into his videos on the Russian T-14 and the Russian T34. They are gems and properly researched videos. LazerPig does his homework. I have no idea how his liver survives.

[@PTillA-kf7rq]

100% hated by Russo propagandists which just tells you he's hitting the nail on the head when he talks about soviet equipment.

[@Marqhll]

This is an incredibly fun video and I'm glad that the tank museum was willing to consent to it. Wonderful stuff.

[@clausjensen5658]

What a year!!! First SovietWomble shows himself for the first time! Then the Pig himself?!? What could possible beat this ??

[@idriscorvus2237]

Top 5 Tanks from SovietWomble

[@antcommander1367]

Top 5 Tanks from Lord Buckethead

[@ChrisZukowski88]

Putin deleting humself

[@newtownyard1317]

When did Soviet show himself

[@clausjensen5658]

@@newtownyard1317 He did a video essay of a game called the Forrest. a loong video instead of a bullshittery. More or less last minute he jumps infront of the camera.

[@prodigaIProdigy]

love the high-effort costume for lazerpig's on-camera debut! great collaboration, props to whoever put this together.

[@BungieStudios]

He stumbled in drunk and naked. They had to pull whatever would fit from the lost and found as well as from the exhibits.

[@admiraltiberius1989]

LazerPig looks exactly like I thought he would 😂😂 Oh man this is gonna be good, Bravo 👏 🙌 Edit- I just finished watching it and man it was even better than I thought it would be. Also those red pants 🔥🔥🔥

[@Lord_Foxy13]

He is way more handsome than I imagined

[@RandomTrinidadian]

Thought he would be taller tho. But still...

[@johannes7059]

I really enjoyed this one, but imo the one on his channel where he was just stumbling through the tank storage like an exited 5 year old, was even better. Thanks for letting him do that 👍

[@Belligerent_Herald]

That was my first introduction to lazerpig. That was also my favorite top five yet. Would love to see him back for a bottom 5. Also that alternate history consideration of the T-72 was brilliant.

[@EmyrDerfel]

I can strongly recommend his videos on the A10 Warthog and the Fighter Mafia.

[@spaghettibadger647]

@EmyrDefel yeah, i'm glad he brought those hacks up, and the Tank Museum let him run with it.

[@richardvernon317]

@@EmyrDerfel HE still needs to do his F-111 Ardvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark Video. My Boy Needs Justice!!!!!

[@firebat2120]

This is probably my favorite Top 5 the Tank Museum did. I was confused with his No. 2 until he explained everything. Then, I got it. Amazing work Lazerpig.

[@Celica-DGM]

I agree, it’s a legitimate reason to love the T-72

[@tacitus6384]

Another thing about the Sherman, on top of all the things you mentionee, was that it was "average" for everything else. It's armor? Average. Gun? Average. Speed? Average. Average isn't bad, average is still a tank that performs as well as any other. Plus it's reliable, easy to learn and operare and high crew survivability. This contributes to it being such a successful tank.

[@williamzk9083]

I think the Sherman was above average in some areas such as turret traverse speed, optics, turret stabilization and its superb reliability and maintainability. The Jumbo versions could even survive an 88 hit. The reliability and maintainability made it a force multiple with a high proportion in service.

[@Axterix13]

@@williamzk9083 And don't forget ergonomics.

[@blackrx89]

that "average" sherman is why it gave born to a many variant, and that's why l love the sherman jumbo

[@russman3787]

@@williamzk9083 The Jumbo kind of lost the reliability of the base M4 to be fair.

[@williamzk9083]

@@russman3787 They didn't loose reliability, they lost a little mobility in that they had to enter ditches more slowly and were not as fast. They were often used as lead tanks.

[@CalledTurnAGundam]

For once, my mental image more or less lines up with reality, and not at all in a bad way. Absolute legend.

[@P2501-y6u]

I'm speechless, I watched his whole video on the museum before this and was not prepared for the eternally grand splendor of the pig. Charles de Gaulle/James Brown/Macho Man Randy Savage outfit, zero hesitation off the wall rants about anything and everything, pure lazerpig goodness, bring him back for more i'll watch every one

[@YoungClarke]

I am not even into tanks. I've never once had a conversation about tanks with anyone, thought about tanks outside of when there was some reason for them to be newsworthy, or could tell the difference between any one tank and another. Yet I stumble across Lazerpig one day and now here I am, watching a tank tier list on the Tank Museum's KZbin channel.

[@Philtopy]

Wow that’s literally *exactly* how I imagined Lazerpigs dresscode! Spot on! Your impersonator did a great job :) It’s sad that Lazerpig is just a Christmas demon and isn’t real :(

[@ptonpc]

He knows when you are sleeping... He knows when you're awake... He knows when you've been bad or good.....

[@performa9523]

Perhaps the real Lazerpig was all the friends we made along the way.

[@Philtopy]

I love that one xD @@performa9523

[@TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube]

I don’t even know if it’s a fake lazerpig- if it is, they paid attention! Look at his nails! They’re painted the same shade as they were in the video on his channel! Plus, the video’s description claims it’s him.

[@eigirdaskorablikovas670]

Praise be to the mighty Pig and huge thanks to the museum for inviting/allowing him to film there. Much love and linkėjimai iš Lietuvos. 🥰

[@Mortablunt]

Slava Z to both of you Nazi lovers!

[@YeEpIkAiYeI]

This is was amazing! I knew Lazirpig was cool but not with this huge ammounts of drip and badass looks. The only thing missing was Lazerpig's personal femboy assistant behind him holding a clipboard with both arms.

[@fogrepairshipakashi5834]

Falcon was busy unfortunately.

[@damianm-nordhorn116]

I remember him talking about his companion once. Believe it rather sounded like that was some athletic guy. ..but I could be wrong.

[@PeachDragon_]

He literally looks like a heavier Zhukov, unbelievable stud

[@sammiller6631]

@@fogrepairshipakashi5834 Falcon is an American thousands of miles across the pond.

[@sammiller6631]

@@PeachDragon_ He looks like Jackie Daytona.

[@apinakapina]

Greetings from Finland. This, and Lazerpig's ramblings in your warehouse, put several huge smiles on my face. Thank you very much!

[@Paladin1873]

I've never heard of this guy, but he does a great job of imitating every comic book and hobby store commando I've ever met. His comments about the Pentagon reformists are spot-on.

[@dowdrickvonfukleberg756]

His rants go well with a fine wine and cheese, or bourbon and a cigar

[@irememberjeepz]

I thought LazerPig was a myth, only emerging on one’s watchlist during a full moon, while falling asleep? What an amazing Top 5. Love LazerPig.

[@cameronboyce4695]

This is what i like about Lazerpig. The showmanship, the bravado, and the over the top flamboyance. This was a grate addition to the Top five tanks video list.

[@Balrog2005]

I usually only take half seriously this guy and I think that's what he usually wants, but his choice of ''loving'' the T-72 and derivatives because it's a bad tank and the tank of choice for the baddies since more than 30 years so it's a positive thing for the West is pure genius, one of the best moment of this series.

[@mattmopar440]

it is crazy if you think about what wars in the 80 90s and even today would be like if the the T72 was anywhere near what a Abrams or other western tanks where capable of

[@mann_idonotreadreplies]

Cool story bro

[@jackthorton10]

He’s got a point

[@mattmopar440]

@JeanLucCaptain2 No I didn't got a link ?

[@GrundleLongDong]

@@mattmopar440that’ll be a no lol

[@wyrmofvt]

#2 is an example of the fact that sometimes the best weapon is a bad weapon in the hands of your adversary.

[@AlexRojas-db6yd]

He is everything I hoped he would be. Even the stuff I didn't expect.

[@robertrodden7010]

Now I really wanna hear how he describes his bottom 5 tanks…

[@bruceismay5440]

The second I saw what he was wearing I knew we were now dealing with the true king of history

[@pieman-nj7db]

I genuinely can't believe the Tank Museum brought Lazerpig on to the channel. It was a masterpiece.

[@Minalkra]

8:48 This man is too honest ... EDIT: 22:15 You can hear the camera crew laughing. This is brilliant.

[@sting2death2]

Honesty is not a word I would attribute to this hack.

[@underpaidoverworked4250]

@@sting2death2 cope

[@aratwhoisaprivate2109]

​@@sting2death2Cry Stalinaboo

[@sammiller6631]

@@sting2death2 Why is that?

[@Alquano]

@@sting2death2 if he said "the sky is blue" you still wouldnt trust him, but that's kind of a you problem

[@aichwood1051]

Okay, so Lazerpig was already my favorite voice-over video essay guy, but now I know he's also my favorite television presenter also. Somebody get this guy in front of the camera more often.

[@BungieStudios]

He’s former British Intelligence. He’s used to it.

[@Bob1934-l6d]

Have to admit the analogy of the brick being made into a sphere was brilliant. Growing up all I heard was how great the Tiger was and how bad the Sherman was, but as I studied more and learned more I realized why the Sherman is quite good for what it was designed for.

[@lyndoncmp5751]

"the Sherman is quite good for what it was designed for." Well so was the Tiger. Proved it numerous times from North Africa, to Russia to Normandy. However, it was sometimes used in roles it was not designed for. Neither tank was crap.

[@Mortablunt]

And for the same reason the T 72 is remembered as one of the great tanks of the 20th century and of the new century. Designed with overarching strategic concerns warfare in mind it has adequate to above average tactical characteristics, but is best optimized for transport, repair, and production.

[@Zack_Wester]

a case of the paper and the test range saying the Tiger is great vs a Sherman in a 1 vs 1 duel or a 3 vs 3 duel. fails to account for stuff like the logistic nightmare one tank can be over the other. Does not matter if you have the best tank in the world if you can get it off the little island it was built on (not talking about the UK here but more the small island on the river where some idiot put a tank factory on and now gets informed that the bridges can´t take the tank you just built. It does not matter if your tank is the best if it have the maintenance requirments of 20 hour of maintenence per 1 hour of driving. vs the US sherman that I think was like 4 per hour or so.

[@AdvocatusDiaboliFin]

LazerPig looks so real in this video. Almost lifelike. Amazing.

[@neliz2k]

a new level of CGI just for a youtube video!

[@byronservies4043]

The lip sync voice over is top notch!

[@adam346]

that crossover episode of Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks: "You all look so... realistic" *faints*

[@igorpniak8308]

"And if you disagree... *cue maniacal laugh* I am here, you are not" I love this laser pig of a man

[@willfrankunsubscribed]

Vaguely surprised he didn't use his avatar for this, but I have to admit, the outfit is perfectly suited to his online persona. Cheers, Lazerpig! Entertaining tour!

[@Hailfire97]

I'm half convinced he waited for a face reveal just long enough to assemble his ideal outfit. A+ really.

[@SteveSmith-wk9dx]

Now we need the fan-edit with the avatar crudely animated on top.

[@nerdman1324real]

I can't believe it. They got a SHORT video out of LAZERPIG?! My only guess is that he was so enamored by the tanks around him that he blindly agreed without realizing what he'd gotten himself into.

[@Blue12344321]

Museums don't get nearly the credit they deserve for what they do- we take them for granted! Amazing job Lazerpig and The Tank Museum

[@ArmorCast]

Appreciation for showing us the Pig in the Flesh but God DAMMIT Bovington! Where was MY invite?! CLEARLY the superior Scottish milhistory rambler! 😂

[@johndenver656]

But do you have that level of drip?

[@Kyoptic]

Obviously you need to dress to impress!

[@reaperwithnoname]

Lazerpig leaned in to his persona so much here with the visuals and I love it.

[@nwvfd22]

I didn't think seeing Lazer Pig talk sarcasticly about tanks dressed in the most Regal drip and the finest hat, was going to rank this high for me today, but here we are

[@glimmerman]

Well, here’s the thing… The Matilda is a friendly looking tank that you’d invite home to meet your mum.😊

[@SatanKarma1]

Couldn’t agree more

[@iancollier6802]

@@SatanKarma1 😃