Top 8 SCP Objects You Actually Want (SCP Animation)

[@dr.veronica6155]

I think the doctor with black hair, a black beard, and glasses that we see in all these videos needs to get officially introduced with a name at some point. He's shown us so much after all

[@sceetherthenadder]

He's SCP [Redacted] The Host

[@xx.khlooDR]

How about let's just call him Dr. Black?

[@Garzen0]

@@xx.khlooDR not a bad name tbh But it sounds like a name for an evil researcher

[@HighAsHeckPriestess]

I think they won't name him only cuz he'd be shot on site for telling us all this

[@mohdiboi]

ya hes too powerful

[@Olimar92]

The Foundation used Miss J on children, and a D-Class was actually released to pursue a Law Degree after interacting with her. I'd definitely volunteer for several tests.

[@romanpackham8471]

it's a shame that to get here in the first place you have to be on death row

[@Olimar92]

@@romanpackham8471 Well no, in the cases where they need children they grab them from orphanages. It's not like grabbing up some homeless folks would be hard. Not every D-Class is going to die. And there aren't that many people on Death Row or serving Life. It would be very difficult for the Foundation to keep their D-Class program going if they only used such prisoners.

[@romanpackham8471]

@@Olimar92 children: probably when they need them now and there's no supply but there is an unmarked SCP that produces apple seeds that can make children i wouldn't be surprised if they used the same SCP to create more D-class in times of deficit, if they do go for outside sources, it's still up to them

[@Olimar92]

@@romanpackham8471 The unmarked SCP produces seeds that can make a human female pregnant with up to 12 babies. Using the SCP to make D-Class would be very intensive as the babies would still need to grow up. And with how often D-Class can get killed, that isn't a sustainable way to get D-Class. The SCP is used to get babies and children for the various SCPs that require sacrifices.

[@romanpackham8471]

@@Olimar92 ik ik, i'm just saying that they like to be really private about stuff

[@kaynines5996]

Hunter sounds like he is offering us a bargain deal on SCP’s.

[@pyrogaming5560]

He has become the indoor salesman

[@teresabhandal7713]

true

[@raldimoment]

Later on it sounds like he's actually being *sponsored* by SCP-5094.

[@doggygomeowmeow6845]

gimme that coffee machine and butler lol.

[@robonoise4228]

MC&D raided the foundation last week.

[@starmanexe7721]

Mr. Deeds could actually function as a replacement for several of those: he can get you unlimited pizza, and a glass of almost whatever you want. In fact: he could get you the other SCPs lol

[@fireblast133]

remember, the limitation is what an average man of his stature and build could do....granted they have a suicidal level of drive to complete the task, and teleportation.

[@bladesilver9276]

@@fireblast133 but I’m guessing he cannot die.. he’s is connected tot he the bell afterall.

[@fireblast133]

@@bladesilver9276 yes. But he can die, and won’t resurrect until the bell is ring again

[@bladesilver9276]

@@fireblast133 yes makes him immortal. Somewhat. His death is not permanent as he just resplendent in the corner again lmao

[@Namerco]

@@fireblast133 Yes, but remember he CANNOT be seen while getting an item and he would presumably teleport inside the holding cell grab the SCP item and leave.

[@joemama1638]

I know it isn't technically an object, but 999 definitely deserves to be on there.

[@watryms5943]

and 006 as well

[@smiththeinspiringanimator7042]

Yes!

[@LilFoxyCosplay]

Yes!

[@OriginalAkivara]

keep 999 as a pet. and if you can remove small pieces of 999 without hurting 999, (will they grow back if it gets enough sweets?), bam, cure for depression?

[@lilian-pvz5126]

131's as well

[@eris9062]

Ms. J is my No. 1, it’d be amazing but barring that who doesn’t want a super-butler?

[@anushshikasamanmali5906]

All I need is ms j so I can be the smartest person in the multiverse

[@TheRealNekora]

I feel like Ms J is the most efective thing to pic. if she can teach pretty much any subject you might think of then whats to say she cant teach you how to flawlessly break into foundation sites in the future?

[@sawsharondoh3994]

SCP - 662 can be super dangerous sometime

[@jenncensoredeverywherepark4786]

shes the key weirdo annunaki

[@Human_traain]

Ms.j

[@lynx4082]

Glad Miss J is on this list, deadass the only SCP I actually want

[@octaviakustiawan7471]

*not even 999?*

[@romanpackham8471]

same!

[@romanpackham8471]

@@octaviakustiawan7471 999 needs to remain in foundation care, he's too important when it comes to the scarlet king

[@octaviakustiawan7471]

@@romanpackham8471 ah true

[@theincarnateofkurro]

@@romanpackham8471 yea hes too important

[@hiii4636]

As a writer, 5094 is definitely something i'd kill for. I mean, imagine knowing every history, mythology, bits about religion, the culture and tradition of the middle ages or the victorian era (since the two are where I mainly place my settings on). It'd give so much inspiration..

[@trish7048]

Exactly this. I could learn every language, be an expert on Mythology, learn how to do basically anything. I want Miss J.

[@accountlol7409]

Ah yes actually using the Bible against all those pastors on tv

[@ThunderrRush]

DONT SAY 5094 SAY Miss J

[@lasajnae9626]

Same

[@OriginalAkivara]

or just lessons on writing and art in general

[@eggboy178]

Can we appreciate how clever his transitions from each SCPs are

[@vordeseite7273]

SCP - 2203 is definitely the Ultimate Wingman. Its basically giving you love instantly.

[@myaccountgotstrikesousethi4715]

"Top 8 SCP objects you actually want" Chaos insurgency: *LESSSS GOOOOO*

[@horizon4669]

true

[@Human_traain]

AMEN

[@Hi-Im-Shade]

GOC: 🗿

[@jacksonl3270]

The Chaos Insurgency after seeing this: "ight imma head out"

[@shadowsa2b]

They would probably want things that are more weaponizable; so maybe the butler's bell and the vending machine, but less so a magic surgeon teddy bear or a self refilling pizza box. Though nothing in this video is without merrits

[@0hvist]

I'd think I speak for most Aviators that we'd like to have an encounter with SCP-5747: an anomalous event that happens to Aviators and Pilots that have managed to successfully master flying over 100 different models of Airplanes or Helicopters during their career. After reaching the desired 100 aircraft criteria, Gravity will turn off for the Pilot after a 24 hour period as they are propelled through the air skyward; passing through anything that is in their way. After reaching the Stratosphere, the air particles will change shape in front of them to form the names of historic flight experts like Frank and Orville Wright to modern Aerospace Engineers a 'la "End Credits" style, along with some taking on the physical appearance of leaders of aerospace corporations that will wave and congratulate you: with them commenting _"Good work, sport."_ or _"Give em' hell, Tiger!"_ along with a thumbs up. After reaching the end, the Pilot is then surrounded by their friends and loved ones along with a message written in the sky that says _"Thank You For Flying With Us!"_ 30 minutes afterwards, the Pilot will wake up in his bed and find a Gold-plated airplane trophy on their desk or night stand along with a check for $500,000 in their countrys' local currency and have the ability to request purchase of a gold-plated airplane from any manufacturer. No questions asked. In-essence SCP-5747 is the closest thing to an End Credit/Achievement anomaly that affects only Pilots with no negative consequences to speak of.

[@mrvex6695]

Is this a joke SCP, because it sounds way too ludicrous and specific.

[@magicfingers909]

@@mrvex6695 Nope, it's on the wiki and completely real. Pretty cool scp.

[@k.w.6626]

Get miss j to do the teaching on how to fly, she should be capable of teaching that for as many planes as you want.

[@magicfingers909]

@@k.w.6626 thats actually pretty smart lol also the fact that you 500,000 dollars is included, so miss j is basically giving you 500k

[@Tyranitar.]

so it's if microsoft flight sim had a end.

[@aquilatimothy8553]

Top 8 SCP object you actually want SCP Foundation: But you will never gonna have it, ever. Not even a single touch

[@jacobsheehan9715]

Serpents hand: are you sure about that

[@jenncensoredeverywherepark4786]

@@jacobsheehan9715 touch is good.

[@tfdemotalandar9753]

*Bright has entered the chat*

[@justadude648]

@@tfdemotalandar9753 All GOIs: oh fuck its Bright!! RUN!!

[@jetpack235]

Get the skeleton key first because it makes getting the others significantly easer, and the love machine you don’t need to take with you, you just need to use it once and grab the paper

[@pixelboio5370]

Has the foundation tested if Miss J can teach subjects that would be counted as supernatural? i.e Teaching someone to use pyrokinesis?

[@topityblox3368]

i have been thinking about Miss J explaining the "Pestilance" and to see if its a real disease that we dont know of or just a made up disease that 049 just diagnoses you because he has a feeling in his gut

[@ethanor]

@@topityblox3368 The problem with these kinds of questions is that they are actually good questions that would help the Foundation. We can't have that. It would take out a lot of the SCP's danger.

[@kaynines5996]

“The Limitless Pizza” THATS ENOUGH… YOU SAID ENOUGH! Mario get in the car right now we’re going to break into an SCP-Foundation site.

[@IdkMaestro]

Raid the scp foundation Then we split the pizza

[@Sunky_real]

@@IdkMaestro mama Mia here I go stealing again

[@MotivationSHCUM]

Certain Son of Sparda would like to know the location of this SCP

[@animeguy6752]

but they are already in containment

[@LexiLunarpaw]

Lets-a-go!

[@velspy9851]

Honestly the coffee machine seems like it'd easily be the most useful, however, I would really love to pick Mr. Deeds's mind

[@crimsonfox87fluxule62]

Yes, I would just love to talk to him. To be honest I would probably be the best boss a Butler could have. Because if I actually had a butler I'd ask him if there's anything I could do for him. Lol.

[@tirnos739]

Mr Deeds was interviewed by the Foundation. It's pretty clear he simply doesn't know why he is the way he is.

[@omniyx7837]

mrs.j school house is most effective, she will teach you how to flawlessly break into foundation sites

[@floppainbathtub2287]

The wholesome soup bowl is literally what every depressed people must have

[@andreassuff5619]

I fear i might just go to this to cope with my daddy issues and get into a toxic relationship with my soup bowl

[@flint6358]

@@andreassuff5619 so true

[@knightmare21627]

My master Needs one

[@Artwolf007]

Wouldn't the tickle monster be more effective

[@LexiLunarpaw]

Unless your father abandoned you at birth...

[@grass-u3z]

SCPs that weren't chapters 4:45 SCP-348 8:30 SCP-2295 10:47 SCP-261 11:10 SCP-500

[@totally_not_a_possumlmao254]

4:35 He literally just explained to us what dream stans are😂

[@TheConfius]

The man that wrote those segue's needs a raise

[@atimholt]

FYI, it's “segue”. “Segway” is one of those “real words misspelled” brand names.

[@enalynmanaol5960]

I would want 999

[@enalynmanaol5960]

And 458

[@enalynmanaol5960]

And 662

[@enalynmanaol5960]

And 2295

[@catfishjames591]

I think Hunter should make a series were he does voice impersonations

[@tneylic9319]

I agree

[@Thomas-qo2dy]

I fully support this idea

[@TreeLMFAO]

Yes

[@Human_traain]

We need more voice actors

[@Human_traain]

A female extra one

[@MoltenUprisingMK]

As a single twenty-something-year-old living in a basement, I can tell you without a doubt that I would kill to get my hands on SCP-2203.

[@newhybrid101]

You are weak

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

What if that person lives on a different continent, and you don't have a common language to get along ?

[@brn2pil928]

The Weak Will Perish

[@scanbbb]

@@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y then it's not your true love.....

[@PineappleMagician]

Oh big same!

[@pokemonmasterz5604]

I just want to take Scp 590( he feels your pain) to therapist. My man is treated very badly by the foundation. He is such a good guy.

[@kytrensol9777]

I think Mr. Deeds would be the SCP I want. I'd like having him around for company, and also helping him discover his mysterious origins in return.

[@iamboredaf1233]

If the Chaos Insurgency is watching this their probably just like: " we need these SCPs. Now."

[@griuty]

too bad none of it's real lmao

[@05-REDACTED]

Yeah that's what we were just talking about! PostItNote

[@spencerpayton5401]

@@griuty r/whoosh

[@somecuriousperson2233]

Manna Charitable? Foundation: it's free real state

[@Fr1endly7]

Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@ComicalRealm]

How to create an SCP: Step 1: Get literally any object Step 2: Make it dangerous

[@DarkVoid468]

Nice

[@DarkVoid468]

Bruh

[@2knives1cook]

My SCP proposal: a gun.

[@TheAngelOfDeath000]

Greetings

[@octaviakustiawan7471]

@@2knives1cook scp-127

[@lechugax]

I would go for what I think is the multipurpose winner combo: - SCP 262: The Coat of Many Arms - SCP 005: The Skeleton Key - SCP 672: The Buttler's Hand Bell - SCP 3005-1: The Holy Bread humanoid - SCP 268: The Cap of Neglect - SCP 714: The Jade Ring - SCP 5211-GESTALT: The Servitor Entity

[@nocturnus6276]

You sure about 268?

[@lechugax]

@@nocturnus6276 yup, though I wouldn't wear it for prolonged periods

[@nocturnus6276]

@@lechugax very wise

[@ManomiiFox]

SCP-113: Gender-Bending Stone

[@dejesusramirezgeovanni3538]

@@ManomiiFox uhh, i know what you mean for because of that pfp and your preferences 👀

[@SerenDoubleYou]

How would the foundation react if a D-Class, procured from death row, consumed the soup from the SCP A Gift From Dad, and the message read "I know you didn't do it. I'm proud of you." showing the D-Class to be innocent of the crime they were 'put to death' for?

[@WeirdestWarrior]

10:45, you have to remember this same machine gives out soda that explodes you

[@michaelporter7629]

I’m proud I was actually able to name the SCPs before he announced them.

[@thestupidityofyoutube2794]

Me too At least for most of them

[@RealSirMikay]

I would actually want SCP-914 at my disposal. Imagine being able to upgrade any of your belongings at will, with no cost whatsoever.

[@znspyder]

Buy cheap laptop and turn it into gaming pc lol

[@eggboy178]

Same, and very fine usually inbues things with anomalous abilities, so the limits are, well, limitless.

[@kshimo7]

@@eggboy178 2000's pc into very fine would cause an major containment breach

[@FabricioDePaulaIT]

Universes best gaming pc

[@auroragamer1]

The cost is that it might explode. Or kill you. Or be "upgraded" by being made invisible, or intangible. Or all of the three, not necessarily in that order

[@AsobiMedio]

Personally, I'd love SCP 914. It's either that one or 294 to quench my sense of scientific discovery, my curiosity, and my literal thirst since I'm pretty sure 914 can also upgrade food.

[@magiciansmagicmayhem5813]

Just don’t use Very Fine unless you want bizarre and possibly deadly food that might eat _you._

[@AsobiMedio]

@@magiciansmagicmayhem5813 I think I'll stay away from the Very Fine setting unless I find myself in a highly secure compound with a lot of trained guards...Oh, and I'm on the other side of the country managing things via videocall. How would I afford this you may ask? Put some valuables in on the Fine setting, pick up the upgrade, rinse repeat.

[@magiciansmagicmayhem5813]

@@AsobiMedio what if you took a cheap necklace and put it on Very Fine? Would you get something like Bright’s medallion? Or would it just try to kill you?

[@AsobiMedio]

@@magiciansmagicmayhem5813 Could be literally anything. Still, just to be safe I'd stick to the Fine setting until proper precautions could be put in place.

[@justyourcoolgrandpa1384]

tbh i rlly feel bad for scp 662 cleaning and working so hard doing everything

[@specialk1416]

SCP-006 and SCP-038 would be ideal to have access to too

[@shadowsa2b]

Mrs J, the butler bell, and any one limitless food supply -- probably preferably the coffee machine for the sheer versatility-- and you would be set for life. In theory, the vending machine could also produce any cure you need in liquid form.

[@saiqa7130]

Why not just ask for a liquid form of scp 500?

[@SpeedsterL6]

@@saiqa7130 (softly) don’t…..

[@avery_is_here9054]

we also need SCP-999

[@avery_is_here9054]

@@SpeedsterL6 wait why-

[@g_g...]

@@SpeedsterL6 why?

[@flare0152]

Yeah, I know these scps very well, except 5094 though she sounds awesome being able to teach any subject with ease. I agree 500 is the holy grail of modern medicine but it’s very limited and can’t be remade or cloned(at least not reliably) with scps like 038. Maybe 5094 could potentially teach you how 500 can be made and then you would have an endless supply of panacea pills that work with 100% effectiveness. As for 005, you can get into any secured area you want, but it won’t really stop you from getting caught with cameras around areas like the pentagon, unless you have a cap that can mask your presence like 268, in which case you’re golden

[@fireblast133]

268 and 005, the golden duo for being self sufficient with ease.

[@SalemArc]

I'd want the Library of Alexandria, easily

[@rosant7074]

To kill evry1?

[@SalemArc]

@@rosant7074 I just would like to read peoples stories.

[@Kior1ix]

@@rosant7074 yes

[@crowmen2972]

whats that?

[@SalemArc]

@@crowmen2972 its an ever expanding library that has the history of everyone who has ever lived, no matter how long they lived. Parts of the books can even be rewritten to an extent to alter a person's life.

[@shayoko6]

if only the butlers handbell was the maids handbell. SCP 500 is the one i'd want. a shame it his limited uses.

[@Esuerc]

My question is: does SCP-662 *like* doing those things? I'd feel so guilty summoning someone to do menial work because they're forced to do it. I'd never ring that bell again, if that was the case.

[@livinproduct]

Robber: Finally scp 500! MTF: I dont think so.

[@billiamsquid]

7:32 Ah yes, this liquid. Somehow drinking it gives you ungodly skill in speedrunning minecraft, but it also reminds you that only a small percentage of your viewers are currently subscribed...

[@LexiLunarpaw]

OMG Edit: Im not a freaking bot im just saying this joke is awful

[@billiamsquid]

@@LexiLunarpaw I know. It was impossible not to make it

[@hprc490]

Can we just appreciate how good the transitions are to the next scp?

[@SentinelAntioch]

I would want the militaristic play doh. Watching tiny armies do battle with each other in real time sounds awesome.

[@GamingChair9482]

I would want Scp-5094 because learning the best way to win games or beat all-you-can-eat stores sounds like fun.

[@jfacum24]

I would include SCP-1230 aka A Hero is Born. The reader of this book will dream of a fantasy world where they are the protagonist of a troubled land. It would be awesome to have lucid dreams about killing dragons and becoming a world hero

[@unknowunknown9096]

Killing scp 682

[@tailpig6417]

Thing is, there's a chance of "reality is poison, take me back" scenario happening

[@jfacum24]

@@tailpig6417 yea, but thats not 1230's fault

[@SentinelAntioch]

@@tailpig6417 And you can just go back. When 8 hours lasts several hundred years from your perspective, you have functional immortality in your hands.

[@kingfromowlhouse9816]

*cough cough* skyrim

[@yallajalla2068]

I'd like to imagine there's at least one 05-council member who use these for their personal mundane gains

[@TheEphjanGamer]

hehe yeah like all of them

[@particularbored6072]

Yeah, I'm kinda sad now *"A Gift From Dad"* doesn't exist.

[@teresabhandal7713]

true some scps make you want them to be real

[@henrylark4778]

These SCPs have no strings attached... also SCP-261 makes D class's head explode.

[@andros_cortez]

Bro, if I owned SCP-294, I could order gallon after gallon worth of Deathstalker Scorpion venom and become a baller. $39 million per gallon.

[@person-mn5jq]

I really like the way u animate your things, I don't really like others that have like too much 'real' stuff and blood and all. Good Job!

[@cgm395]

SCP - 1990 is a very good candidate for the list tbh. The Teddy Bear that grants wishes to those that hold it before going to sleep.

[@jenncensoredeverywherepark4786]

i need that teddy

[@cgm395]

@@jenncensoredeverywherepark4786 Don't we all.

[@dlue2fu]

If I could only have one of these I would go with ms j. I would love to be able to learn anything in only a few days.

[@akatsukii-_-]

Id love to learn areo dymaincs in 3 days or biology

[@pasqualebruno2111]

what if you put ms j in scp 914?🤔

[@lancetheking7524]

@@pasqualebruno2111 that's... a good question actually

[@lancetheking7524]

@@pasqualebruno2111 if you put ms j on fine setting, maybe she either becomes evil or you learn history of the entire planet in a few minutes

[@pasqualebruno2111]

@@lancetheking7524 and maybe in very fine setting ms j will become real.. or maybe something else.. this is why scp 914 is the one that fascinates me the most

[@Chocolate_Glass]

2:20 SCP-458 stop making me hungry!

[@christopherhalcrow345]

Everything I have watched so far except the skeleton key can spoil you because they do things that you should do yourself. Like the pizza box gives you endless unhealthy food or how the butler lets you be lazy. Plus the skeleton key is kind of bad because if you lose your keys you should find it teaching you responsibility over your items in life. Has much has I want them they kind of spoil you.

[@luisemoralesfalcon4716]

Yeah, that Butler sounds useful.

[@minnie3434]

They haven't covered it yet but SCP-2115 is a fun one I want. It's an inter dimensional dating site. And it sucks that scp-foundation hinder the site. It sounds seriously fun.

[@aryanashutosh3923]

The transition from one SCP to another was on point!...great job guys

[@sans-real9473]

For busting into the SCP foundation, you would die of cuteness. Oh, and 096, Scarlet King, 682, etc.

[@uwugaloo]

The SCP universe is absolutely amazing. What a gift.

[@rogueascendant6611]

Ms. J is frankly the most important, effective, efficient and necessary SCP to get by. She can frankly teach anyone to be a good member of society. Her lessons made any education institutes practically unremarkable in comparison. After all those places takes years for anyone to passed through and giving unnecessary conducts instead giving the actual lessons to understands and needed.

[@thetalantonx]

Agreed. It's like a practical version of having Tank from the Matrix upload skills into your brain, just in a way that actually makes you work for it.

[@Squidbush8563]

I wonder if she can teach me how to make other SCP objects?

[@omniyx7837]

@@Squidbush8563 she can teach you how to break into site-19

[@viralcircuitry8003]

nah the coffee machine can dispense liquid knowledge and you can ask mr deeds to teach you stuff

[@longatude1780]

Dont forget scp 914 - the clockworks machine. I'd definately upgrade a bunch of things around my house

[@Axzyrr]

10:17 that would be the perfect way to transition to a brilliant sponsorship

[@NCXDKG]

Honorable mention: SCP-387 If you're a lego fan and happen to have a tub full of legos nearby, you could create massive structures to your heart's content and then have the living legos live inside of them and observe as they can do all sorts of things. Only con is that it still hurts to step on them.

[@abbyg3404]

Is 2295 so fast at its surgeries that it’s done before you can feel anything?

[@armoroftruth3166]

I'm surprised that scp 999 is not there considering it can cure any PTSD and depression and is a cute jelly pet to have

[@chatinmonarchives6894]

It is called scp OBJECTS, so 999 doesn't apply, due to the whole being sapient thing

[@armoroftruth3166]

@@chatinmonarchives6894 that bear also is a object but it is sapient and 999 said to be literally made from sugar and sweets

[@chatinmonarchives6894]

@@armoroftruth3166 well the anomaly isn't the bears, the anomaly is the math equation

[@chatinmonarchives6894]

@@1000-THR are you calling 999 and object? Not a single living thing ITSELF is ob the list. No -1 of anomalys like the hand bell don't count

[@chatinmonarchives6894]

@@1000-THR The bear is a -1 instance, like Mr. Deeds, that is belonging to a different thing. While the scp is a bell that can summon a butler, or a math equation that summons bears, scp 999 ITSELF is a living creature and not a product of an object.

[@Goodhadock]

Can you guys try to cover SCP-4051 (Your Friendly Neighborhood Keter) A boy who has anomalies abilities is contained by the foundation but just what's to be a hero An interesting story in my opinion

[@kurokagator4567]

The coffee machine is something I REALLY want to have. Literally. My ex a country further has an amazing coffee vending machine in the city, and the vanilla hot chocolate is to die for. But alas, it's a country away, a 9 hour drive... and during Corona impossible to do.

[@HappyGingerWolf]

Just don't ask for a cup of joe

[@kurokagator4567]

@@HappyGingerWolf This is the weakest joe mama joke I have ever seen

[@lancerwick2661]

With only Miss J's Software you could do anything, imagine learning how to "legally" acquire all SCP objects mentioned without getting in trouble, or if you don't like getting everything you want that easily, just the almost infinite knowledge that you can get is quit a big prize.

[@x000x202]

4:40 it hit me so hard that i know this feeling of losing a father at a young age

[@smolchungus9213]

I think the smartest and (technically) easiest way to get all these anomalies would be to get the butler first and the ask him to fetch all the other anomalies for you, that way it would cost only a fraction of the hassle.

[@Kalelreis2008]

STONKS

[@monokuma7746]

Probably won't work since he will refuce saying he won't be able to do that.

[@rembrandtsirait6744]

Top 8 SCP objects: exist People: *I'LL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOCK*

[@whitehawk4510]

I've watched so many of these videos that I could rightly guess most of this list. Thanks for all the great videos!

[@Ralzone]

i like how the guard was outruning the shy guy and didn't got killed in the intro

[@Lalatina99]

I'd use 294 to get the discontinued lava sauce from taco bell lol but with my luck it would just give me actual lava haha My favorite one would be 5094 though. I love Miss J!

[@Mimikyubii]

You missed living lego. I'd love to have that at home.

[@ArchviumLiminalium]

Huh. Guess that’s my weekly shopping list sorted then.

[@RICH1FLOYD]

I’m jealous of the personal who have a level 3 access or higher to enjoy working with these SCPs. I only have level 2 clearance.

[@Geheimnis-c2e]

You have level 2 clearance? I'm literally D-class.

[@yeetuszilla1663]

And I'm a thaumiel class SCP

[@leroyspeelt]

2:08 im the kind of person who forgets my normal key and the skeleton key

[@d1kgaws12]

Would you like to be a D-class? Yes: 1% Yes, but only if I am guaranteed to be tested with various helpful anomalies like 451 (infinite pizza), 500 (cure anything), 2295 (save your life every time), and 5094 (learn anything and master it easily), and not harmful anomalies like 049 (haha death touch go brrr), 058 (time to get whipped), 076 (expect to be beheaded in 0:05), 082 (I hope you have your amusing tales at the ready), 096 (look at face = ded), 106 (hope you're a masochist), 173 (basically a forced staring contest with death as the punishment for losing), and 682 (you can no longer play as your actual living self but you can now play as a chew toy): 80%+ No: 19%-

[@starstuds]

Just get Mr. Deeds and then ask him to give you the SCPs you want.

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

The problem with SCP-2203: what if that person lives on another continent, and you can't understand each other because you don't speak a common language ?

[@ArdiuEredeu]

Bro, the love of our lives is more closer than anyone can imagine, most of people are plain blind.

[@Squidbush8563]

@@ArdiuEredeu I assume mine lived in another country and died of some disease already

[@twilightgryphon]

The only one you really need is the Butler's Bell. After that just ring it and he can steal whichever other ones from this list you might want. Hell, I'm surprised the Foundation hasn't asked him to find out where the cure-all pills came from for them.

[@tirnos739]

He can't. If you read his article in full, there's often things he'll simply say he can't acquire. Basically, if a normal really well trained butler couldn't get it/do it, then he probably can't either.

[@twilightgryphon]

@@tirnos739 which doesn't make sense given that he's retrieved things like bars of gold of incredible purity. And there's only so many places one could get those. Furthermore, I didn't say that the Foundation should ask him to get more of the pills, merely to retrieve the information on where they cam from. If Mr. Deeds can steal a bar of gold, presumably from Ft. Knox or some other federal gold depository? He should be able to steal a file folder, if it exists.

[@tirnos739]

@@twilightgryphon You are assuming that the SCPs have some kind of source or origin. No canonical weight to that I'm afraid. Almost certain he'd just report that he can't get that information as it doesn't exist. And when he was requested to get a 99.99% pure gold bar, he returned saying he couldn't get that, but he was able to get a slightly lower purity bar. I'd recommend reading his actual article page, as like 95% of the comments here are covered, some of them explicitly, on the pages for the SCPs in question.

[@twilightgryphon]

@@tirnos739 I'm aware that he didn't get the purity as requested. But that's not the point. The point is that he was able to retrieve a gold bar. That's not something you just find. Not like asking him to go down to the corner store and get a bag of Doritos because you can't be bothered to get it yourself.

[@Sammwhen_consumablesoap]

6:56 WHY HE SO RIPPED THOUGH MAH GOD

[@samilodoesart]

I want to just have a cuddle session with Mr. Deeds. He seems so nice.

[@EvilMoW]

I'd get Mr. Deeds first. Then I'd have him get the rest. I would love to snuggle 2295 ( love teddy bears) and I would use Miss J. to learn so much Good list of so of my favorite scps

[@lipepsene]

Mr deeds has limits, he will (very politely) refuse to make anything too complicated to craft himself (a car for example, though apparently gold bars are acceptable as long as it’s not 100% pure gold) or too well guarded to fetch/steal himself

[@zirocoh1430]

I would say that scp 1230 belongs on this list as well.

[@kell2771]

"A father who is no longer in your life" Look at 096 to find your dad 100x faster!!!11!1

[@ICNHH]

Look away from 173 to find your dad 1000x faster!!1!1!1!

[@quangbangnguyen5155]

Man, this guy sounds like he's working for Marshall, Carter and Dark.

[@slendergavan3588]

Scp- Butler bell is personally my favorite because it’s actually close to reality with it’s reasonable limitations. It

[@rialvita7141]

Could you input in the machine Liquid Panacea? Wouldn't this give a safe, unlimited amount for the Foundation without waiting for the bottle to fill again?

[@tirnos739]

They don't want to test that because testing of the Coffee Machine indicates that it doesn't magically create substances, it retrieves them from elsewhere. Tests with things like 'cup of anti-water' or 'cup of Thomas Jefferson's Blood' return an error of "OUT OF RANGE". So requesting a "Cup of SCP-500" could easily just drain all the remaining pills into the cup and waste them all. Also, the bottle for Panacea doesn't fill again... it's a strictly limited number of pills.

[@mysticmongrel1289]

@@tirnos739 Then the interdimensional vending machine could spawn it

[@buildingblock1518]

All of these are good (Except for the enterdimensional vending machine since it randomly produces objects that may or may not harm you) but aren’t we forgetting a certain slime monster that makes everyone it touch happy?

[@NotTheDragon837]

That isn't an object though

[@andysnider6984]

@@NotTheDragon837 plus they need the little guy to subdue the human hating, immortal lizard

[@logandamudkip4212]

Scp 005 is a bone themed key that can unlock anything? Where have I seen this before?

[@bensirach3586]

I think if I had SCP-5094, besides learning normal subjects, I'd test if it could teach anomalous subjects(for instance, how to become a werewolf or how to control fire).

[@IberianCraftsman]

3:0 Telepizza in Spain is my favourite.

[@tiasedits2213]

I want to have the the witch child because she literally can do anything that you can imagine

[@ryuujitakasu4602]

Snap back to reality

[@maxgalaxykid7309]

SCP Explained: 8 SCP objects you want. Thumbnail: SCP 662 Butler holding SCP 1048, Builder Bear.

[@XavCrafty]

It’s not builder bear :/

[@XavCrafty]

It’s bear with the heart of a patchwork

[@SpookyBnuy]

Thats actually SCP-2295 A bear that creates new organs and puts them on people whose organs are a bit fucked up

[@XavCrafty]

@@SpookyBnuy yeah I forgot the number ;-;

[@SpookyBnuy]

@@XavCrafty its oki! I actually had to search for the number on google, they are hard to remember

[@TheoCrox]

I would take SCP-5031, cause we share some hobbies. I dont care if he's on this list, I'd want him! (And SCP-826)

[@Amazing_Toaster]

This is basically a catalog for making your life 10X better

[@pinkshadowdragon6743]

Also scp 999 it takes away sadness and negativity and is just plain adorable