Top 9 Funniest Lines From "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

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[@Bliggick]

From the get-go: "We are all interested in the future, for that's where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives..." how profound, so cosmic.

[@Bliggick]

And the two, hip, grave diggers in co-ordinated caps and scarves: "And that's the best place for us too- Gone!"

[@pmarasa]

Thanks. It’s one of the greatest line in the history of cinema. Although I’ve been accused of living in the past.

[@lazybelphegore6748]

It is now the future. Did future events affect you?

[@rogermouton2273]

"The governor and I, we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time, right, the significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires. What we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children." - Kamala Harris

[@allentkatch1762]

Criswell would have loved her. @@rogermouton2273

[@ikd3240]

Plan 9 is a treasure trove of funny lines. My favorite is "Inspector Clay is dead.... murdered. And somebody's responsible!" and Aros calling the heroes idiots to their faces.

[@richardgregory3684]

And all the while he's scratching his chin with the muzzle of a loaded pistol!

[@Everything_All_In_One_Place]

Something every police academy began teaching after Plan 9 came out: never point a revolver at your own head while investigating a murder.

[@GalootWrangler]

“Procedures are written in brains splattered on cardboard tombstones.”

[@adrianlee3497]

"My pillow!?" "Yes. Sometimes when I'm alone at night I reach over and touch it." 😝😝😜😜🤣🤣

[@righttorecord3538]

"Stupid. Stupid." (You left that one out.)

[@herbbluntman2287]

If you haven't seen it, I strongly recommend "Ed Wood" with Johnny Depp and Oscar winner Martin Landau, directed by Tim Burton. It really captures how wacky Ed Wood was as a film maker and Landau's portrayal of Bela Lugosi absolutely deserved to win the Oscar.

[@FredFlix]

I've seen and love "Ed Wood."

[@hectorsalcido4106]

" Ed Wood" was Johnny Deep's best performance, and Martin Landau's superb Oscar winner portrait of Lugosi. " Karloff doesn't deserve to smell my shit !! " .

[@herbbluntman2287]

*Hector Salcido* The line I remember was Lugosi, (Landau), being met by a fan who said he enjoyed his performance as Karloff's sidekick in Son of Frankenstein and Landau replies to the fan, "Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU!!" Lugosi and Karloff had quite the monster movie rivalry. :-)

[@cha5]

@@herbbluntman2287 They did, But Lugosi and Karloff had far too much respect for each other for that kind of behavior in actuality, Burton dwelling on on the "F... Karloff!" bits in throughout Ed Wood is one reason as I understand it that both Karloff and Lugosi's families aren't that fond of Burton's Ed Wood film.

[@austinteutsch]

@@hectorsalcido4106 But all three were great friends, Chaney, Karloff and Lugosi in real life. Hell, they were making some real money when those old flicks had sequels.

[@Drakklorgod]

“Visits? Well, that would indicate visitors!”

[@JavertRA]

In the right context that line would work, admittedly cheesy. But Plan 9 has neither the time nor place for context.

[@scottvasquez1401]

Another line "Well, I have to have something to keep me company while you are away."

[@lindaeasley5606]

I loved how they made the most of the word "there" in one line

[@gabedellafave4655]

And the lines delivered with Academy Award level acting too!

[@austinteutsch]

Sometimes less is more... less talent means more entertainment. What a great old movie.

[@179cpv]

Awesome stuff! After watching this, I can understand why the first 8 plans didn’t succeed.

[@FredFlix]

Imagine how bad Plan 1 was.

[@johna8973]

Plan 10 wasn't much of an improvement , , apparently 💭💭 🤔

[@VinnyDaQ]

1955 -1970 was the golden era of bad sci-fi. "Plan 9", "Eegah!", "The Creeping Terror", "The Horror of Party Beach", "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" - just a few examples from that wonderful time !

[@FredFlix]

Loved to hate 'em.

[@Timinator62]

What a great movie, so far ahead of it's Time, the writers of this Movie were giving us a glimpse into what the World would be like with Twitter...

[@fromthesidelines]

MY favorite is, "You see? YOU SEE? YOUR STUPID MINDS!!! STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!!!"

[@mikeaball2142]

The best "worst" movie ever made.It wasn't a B movie,it was a C!

[@dounin8876]

There's something called Z movies and this film is recognised as the quintessential maker of them, by the way.

[@mikesilva3868]

Agreed mac and me is way more worse its unwatchable creepy disturbing horrifying movie 😌

[@hectorsalcido4106]

1:06, " Hey Edyie, how about you and me balling it up in Albuquerque ? ." Lol

[@dennisfitzgerald8486]

I saw this clunker, but I love it, on the big screen about 10 years ago, the audience went wild

[@squirlmy]

the fact it was shown in a movie theater in the 21st century disqualifies it as a "clunker" It's pure genius!

[@jacks4733]

Wow! Gregory Walcott. Good actor. He redeemed himself later in his career.

[@TheScavenger71]

How could you leave out "You see? You see? Your stupid minds.... stupid..... stupid!"

[@nopasaran3561]

Can you prove that it didn't happen? That's great lawyer material.

[@AtlantaGymFan]

I stumbled across this movie years ago and laughed all the way through!

[@evansmith4330]

Another esoteric gem, spring forth from the mind of Fred. Very nice, sir, very nice.

[@FredFlix]

Thanks, Evan.

[@funzjag]

One of my favorite terrible movies 🎥! Thank You Fred!

[@FredFlix]

You're welcome, funzjag.

[@austinteutsch]

I just remember that line: "I, a fien,,,I, a fien!! So Shaksperian

[@MaxStax1]

Hilarious, love it ! An Ed Wood classic, one of the best "so bad it's good " movies there is.

[@greg33770]

The old classics are my fav's !🤗

[@MrGchiasson]

Plan 9 from outer space. Funniest disaster I've ever seen. I loved the flying hubcap UFOs...you can usually find it during the 3:00 night-fright movies on some local TV station....sponsored by the town used-car lot. Now...let's edit this flik into an old Star Trek episode with Kirk, Spock & McCoy. Now we're talking...funny.

[@pamelacurl8342]

Thank you FredFlix I love your work .

[@FredFlix]

Just saw this. I appreciate that, Pamela.

[@seanledden4397]

The One, the Only, Golden Turkey Award winning Worst Movie of All Time!

[@shortylong2010]

What a difference a day makes; I mean 47 years - Wow. Thanks for the memories in sharing this very funny (Funniest lines) (what a hoot :)) now nostalgia compared to then because I was always in a hurry for one thing or another!

[@tedpeterson1156]

shortylong2010 Better slow down it's been 59 years, not 47

[@shortylong2010]

Ted Peterson - - Thank You! Yes 1959, have no ideal where my mind was other than being focused on a time machine (H.G. Wells) Lol. Thanks again, I will get out of hyperspace & slow down to regular speed! :)

[@jacks4733]

I think George Nader had a bit part in that movie. He played a good part in "Away All Boats" even though he forgot to get into character sometimes and his lisp came out.

[@douglasjordan5653]

I personally don't see WHY it didn't win an Oscar

[@RebaKennedy]

Thanks, Fred. This was great!

[@FredFlix]

You're welcome, Reba.

[@christopherthorkon3997]

01:05 -- "you and me balling it up" it brings to mind a gay bath house I used to visit...

[@kyokogodai-ir6hy]

You had to go there didn't you Fred? LOL Plan 9 from Outer Space.....a never ending source of fun. Thanks Fred!!

[@FredFlix]

It seems we like the same things, Cap.

[@lewisgreen1633]

“Balling it up” brilliant👍

[@FredFlix]

Balling it up as in ball of flame.

[@Mike-kv5pl]

I am heading to Albuquerque to ball it up with Eydie.

[@bhutch7091]

Obviously the line " muzzled by army brass" didn't make it on here because it was muzzled by army brass!

[@elwoodblues9613]

How can Col. Edwards be Director of Saucer Field Activity, when the official position is that there are no flying saucers?

[@vickinoeske1711]

HA! I don't think we were as sophisticated back then.

[@gregggoss2210]

I wonder if Eydie is into ballin' ?

[@elifoust7664]

He said balling....

[@parents65]

To me the funniest (and stupidest) line is about the stupid people-"STUPID, STUPID, STUPID"

[@richardgregory3684]

How about "Honey, I saw a saucer today" "You mean...the kind from...up there?"

[@johnjepsen4243]

Makes as much if not more sense than The Crtitique of Pure Reason by Emmanuel Kant. SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!

[@tuttt99]

You left out "Your stupid minds! STUPID! STUPID!"

[@joconnor3846]

More more , loved it 💕

[@marcusreed3841]

Rather representative of Ed Wood in general. To me he was a talented, untalented guy. His writing is almost as atrocious as his film making and yet he produced and apparently did the best he could. I do respect him for that and the fact that he was a totally original character and did his part in WWII. Cool stuff Fred, thanks from a fan born in 1954.

[@FredFlix]

Glad to hear from you, Marcus.

[@jessehaaland7689]

i love ed wood. i havent seen a ghoul goes west or his weird adult movies but everything else he did.

[@hectorsalcido4106]

Ed Wood should get a star in the Hollywood Walk Of Fame, it's way over due.

[@dudebug]

Awesome job, tho I would have included Eros' "your stupid minds" line...thanks for posting this

[@Mr22thou]

...stupid, stupid, stupid!

[@gordoncomstock7440]

Excellent, and so thought provoking - it's deep philosophical message resonates with me. You see my future was a result of my past, when that itself was my future. However when past my future was that which I had hoped would be my present between the past future and my future which was going to arrive very soon after my past present - previously my future, then my past - had been changed - literally overnight - to that which I once speculated would be what is to come - or what was to come - which then went, never to return except as that which repeats itself the first time ad hoc (unplanned and unthought but recognised) as a moment, distinguished from an event by its timescale.

[@FredFlix]

MUST you talk in cliches, Gordon? :-)

[@elwoodblues9613]

And remember, my friend, that future events such as these . . . will affect you in the future.

[@revolution51]

The 'up there', 'out there', 'in there' line was my favorite.

[@hordhouse2580]

Pretty darn funny 😂😂😂almost as good as bad film noir lines lol..... "Here's his guns, a crippled newsboy took them away from him, but I made him give them back." -- The Maltese Falcon "When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it!" -- The Maltese Falcon "The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter." -- The Maltese Falcon "I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings." -- The Big Sleep "She tried sitting on my lap while I was standing up." -- The Big Sleep "An idea couldn't get past the border right now." -- Plunder Road Robert Mitchum"Fools get away with the impossible." -- His Kind of Woman 'You killed Ferraro. How did it feel?' "He didn't say." -- His Kind of Woman "He couldn't find a prayer in the Bible." -- Out of the Past

[@sylviafrank8302]

Ed Wood was a genius.. This his finest work.. He knew that as long as there are motion pictures and fans of movies "so bad they are good" .. he would be remembered.

[@louisaloi9178]

Awesome,still to this day is one of the worst low budget sci-fi pictures made yet.BUT every time it's on a UHF old school Saturday night horror show I watch it every time.😶📺"It's so bad it's good"a line like this would be in a picture like that one🎦

[@luisreyes1963]

So bad it's good, eh? Good one, FredFilx!

[@FredFlix]

Thanks, Luis.

[@alexward8322]

I wonder if that dumb cop ever finally made detective.

[@Linsmith571]

Is this movie really the worst when you have such contenders as The Creeping Terror and Manos the Hands of Fate? It's a hard choice! Great video.

[@FredFlix]

Actually, there are hundreds of movies worse than Plan 9. They're bad and boring. Plan 9 is at least entertaining.

[@brendaproffitt1011]

Totally awesome I love 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 it..excellent job my friend and thank you so much

[@FredFlix]

Glad you liked it, friend Brenda.

[@brendaproffitt1011]

FredFlix totally funny your welcome fred can't wait to see you come up with next .I hope you been doing fine?

[@i.p.knightly149]

Still better writing than Rings of Power.

[@sonsofthunder915]

Who remembers the Friday night creature features on TV ?

[@impmoviechannel3052]

The Greatest Film In Cinema History: Curse of the Swine-Beast!

[@kittyhawk9707]

sometime in the future ..this will affect you in the future

[@jtgre4833]

Dang, you left out "Ya see? your STUPID minds! STUPID! STUPID!!! Solid list otherwise though 😂

[@Cowboy1959]

Oddly, although I've known about this movie for decades, I've never seen it. Back in the '90s I was a huge fan of "Mystery Science Theater 3000", so I've seen my share of terrible movies, but they always avoided doing "Plan 9" because they thought it was too easy and cliche. Since they never riffed on it and since I don't watch bad movies intentionally, I've never managed to be in the same place at the same time with "Plan 9".

[@FredFlix]

But this one is so bad it's constantly entertaining. Give it a try.

[@ClayLoomis1958]

Get in the same place. The time is any. It's available whenever the mood strikes, kzbin.info/www/bejne/gp-aiHltbbWioqM

[@Cowboy1959]

Ha ha! OK, guys!

[@brianboisguilbert6985]

Hey Cowboy, I first saw it on the Late Late Show in Houston when I was in high school back in the 70s. My older cousin was over and he raved about how funny it was. Stayed up to watch the weirdness, If I wasn't laughing, I was doing double takes at some of the lines as shown here. Enjoy

[@Cowboy1959]

Thanks, Brian!

[@JWD1992]

The pausing and unpausing of the DVD fits the material.

[@pdchr]

How ‘bout balling it up with me in Albuquerque?

[@Cryptofwrestling]

So many more "gems" in there...

[@mightylonesome9426]

"Future events like these wiil effect you in the future". Must've hired Archie Bunker as a script writer.

[@Mikado8848]

You missed some that actually had people laughing out loud.

[@FredFlix]

I didn't "miss" them. These are the lines I chose.

[@yabbadabbadoo8225]

Luckily movie tickets were only 15 cents in 59. 20 cents would have been a rip for this rot

[@randallsage6740]

Very nice, thank you for posting !!

[@FredFlix]

You're welcome, Randall.

[@GaryAa56]

This movie is so bad, it's good.

[@Billy-dj8zw]

The greatest movie ever made!

[@Bliggick]

"That was too close! (gasp)"

[@cordiscoscorner]

Nice Fred. LMAO !!!!!!!

[@FredFlix]

Thanks, John.

[@cordiscoscorner]

Your welcome. I remember i had to bring my baby brother to the movie theatre (parents orders) to watch THREE Godzilla movies in a row !!!! I was eight years older than him. He passed away in 2011. WHAT MEMORIES !!!!

[@hankaustin7091]

Opening theme music... LOVE IT!

[@FredFlix]

Thanks, Hank.

[@JonahPedersen-tz3uk]

“Your stupid minds! Stupid, stupid!”

[@FredFlix]

"Now just hold on, buster!" "No, you hold on!" (Brilliant!)

[@dr.cliche7560]

How could you leave out "Visits? That would indicate visitors." ?

[@laurenceschwartz8606]

Eros would be right at home in the Castro.

[@candysantillo3325]

I’m crying

[@elifoust7664]

Gotta love the ghouls...

[@elwoodblues9613]

Well, unless that bag of bones can reassemble itself, I'd say it's out of the running.

[@davidmarkham4891]

THE BEST MOVIE EVER !

[@tabinekoman]

From Edd Wood to Neil Breen

[@ChristopherUSSmith]

My top 5 worst: 1) Attack of the Killer Tomatoes; 2) Ishtar; 3) Plan 9; 4) Star Wars 8; 5) (Tie) Star Trek 11, 12, 13

[@FredFlix]

I take it you're not fond of the Star Trek reboot, Christopher. I liked the first, tolerated the second and walked out of the third.

[@ChristopherUSSmith]

FredFlix Quite right. JJ, IMHO and those of many Trekkers, took too many liberties with canon in rewriting character backgrounds and timelines. Not to mention giving Nimoy "glorified cameos" in 11 and 12 like the one he turned down in 7 and not even giving Shatner one. Time to bring back the TNG crew while we still can. :)

[@pastorearl1]

Very good! A classically bad movie!

[@robertthomas5196]

Brutal!

[@wnychevy09]

Didnt know a whole a lot about this movie, Fred never saw it. I guess I was missing much. Thanks for sharing this pretty funny though

[@FredFlix]

See it if you can. It's entertaining all the way through.

[@herbbluntman2287]

In case you missed clay loomis' reply here's a link to Plan 9 the full movie on YOUTube. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gp-aiHltbbWioqM

[@johnsears8881]

Classic, in a new way and that way will some day be classic. {going for the worst line in the comments section}

[@gabrieldjatienza6971]

A movie so awful that it's actually so funny 😃

[@ehcatsfaneric2211]

Great movie seen it 10 times

[@tom7601]

"Your stupid minds." Also, notice the 2X4s holding up the bench. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p6PSaKJ4r7p1pdU

[@ebookpioneers]

So that's where Nancy Pelosi gets her material from.

[@テイラーサム]

Took 23 seconds to get to #1 but okay

[@adonisx82]

those weren't THAT bad

[@only257]

Great 🎉

[@kevinstephenson4674]

Such an.abysmally dreadful film that it is even more surprising that it was deliberately done that way.

[@markromero5331]

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃Toooo Funny ! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

[@FredFlix]

Way to go, Mark.

[@arielfilmsinc1926]

End Communication

[@spockboy]

Wait? What? you forgot the best and most hilarious line! (even featured in Tim Burton's Ed Wood) kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpnZdYCep9ymZ9E

[@herbbluntman2287]

SpockBoy "You see?! You see?! You're stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!" That's the line Ive always remembered form Plan 9 ever since I saw at college in the 80s. If memory serves, it was half of a double bill with "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and admission was $2. Deliciously bad...both films!

[@rklewis2]

First time that I heard that this was the worst movie ever made, I had to see it. It's not the worst. Not by a long shot. As a serious movie, it's not good. As one of those movies that TRIES to be serious, and fails so perfectly, it succeeds, and is highly entertaining. This horror film needs no MST3K to draw giggles. There's so much in there that's poorly done that makes it so good. I would tell someone watching for the first time to not try an take it seriously at all. If they do that, they'll be laughing in no time.

[@squirlmy]

I think "worst movie made" was always marketing, Kind of sort of reverse-psychology marketing, Ed Wood's "Glen or Glenda" is also often called "the worst movie". Just calling it a lousy movie wasn't going to inspire anyone to watch it, but THE worst movie? I think John Waters talked about this, maybe specifically about "Glen or Glenda". A lot of films, despite getting listed as the "worst", are worth watching the whole way through, or at least most of the way through. The really bad one aren't worth watching for more than a few minutes, and people just avoid talking about them at all.