Top Funniest Chants In English Football ● With Lyrics

Top Funniest Chants In English Football ● With Lyrics
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[@hmmwowhandlenotavilibl]

idk y but the lets pretend we scored a goal was probably the best one

[@janbruggemann5636]

Celio Perez IKR

[@noplsno371]

Celio Perez yeah that's funny

[@noplsno371]

Jan Brüggemann I like the we want are dick back

[@hl1702]

up the villa

[@hassanturi518]

And his eyes are offside 😂👌🏼

[@mwaijamu2964]

“Mesut Ozil his eyes are offside” is the funniest by far, reckless 😭

[@niccolomachiavelli8763]

Mwai Jamu its not funny making fun of a God a creation.

[@generalgreviouswantstoknow7587]

Armir Gashi ikr

[@mwaijamu2964]

Armir Gashi it’s called taking the piss, obviously they don’t mean no ill intent

[@JoseJrhen]

Really?, I think "We want our dick back" is the best one for far.

[@Tomlamb1606]

@@niccolomachiavelli8763 God isn't real so it's funny

[@Mr79Shahin]

Diego Costa the elephant man 🤣🤣 brutal

[@padmeady]

Mr79Shahin i don’t get it

[@youhaveacnedude662]

Mr79Shahin But true

[@timpan0]

@@padmeady watch the elephant man, his face is fkspzktksoxkw like Diagos, according to them.

[@pandallama4819]

I just can’t get enough of the “let’s pretend we scored a goal” one.

[@thatniggayagirlknos]

As a German, I love Ozil, but that eyes offside chant was pure gold.... lmao. Tottenham fans I tip my hat to you.

[@user_-qg6yd]

James Weiner u no german

[@detectivemoustache2585]

Ozil isn’t a German

[@L2Penguin]

He has Turkish descents but he's nationality in German.

[@detectivemoustache2585]

CharCharX678 Being German is more than just having a German passport

[@seventeenseconds1698]

Detective Moustache He was born in Germany, therefore he has every right to be considered German.

[@antonioc4545]

West ham fans telling Shelvey, Potter is coming for him was friggin hilarious

[@milk9818]

LET’S PRETEND LET’S PRETEND LET’S PRETEND WE SCORED A GOAL -Tottenham fans (I’m a Brighton fan but this is still funny)

[@Barkingspider]

That’s was so damn funny

[@dliburd5630]

That's my favourite

[@memeyourself9257]

Your profile picture has the Hove Park uniform and I’m going to go to Blachington Mill lol.

[@milk9818]

Meme Yourself it’s not the Hove park uniform lol

[@michalproducktionstrains7146]

Me Tottenham

[@Ryan-kq8mt]

“Harry Potter is coming for you” to Jonjo Shelvey is pure gold

[@malmaarmals3195]

This is the only reason why i love england so much

[@peterc0358]

Mal Maar Mals there is no other reason trust me

[@fredrikm3642]

This is why I hate england

[@manu-nz7vc]

no other reason

[@MCmao]

I went to turkey once, decided to watch the Istanbul darby in stadium, I'm half deaf right now.

[@alliii51]

Meme Boi yeah I'm from Turkey it's really bad the first couple of times but you'll get used to it

[@DavidPereira-js5gm]

Funny how the chants are all the same, but with diferent lyrics xD

[@funky__cracky8369]

David Pereira I wonder which song is it, because it is quite nice.

[@santtannarivera7105]

David Pereira Yea, it's inspired by common lullabies and folk tunes

[@mexo8]

That's the traditional chant for English clubs that's why

[@vaffangool9196]

David Belchior *For novel chants,* the most commonly-used tune for is appropriated from the Beach Boys' _Sloop John B_. Although _La Donna è Mobile_ (Giuseppe Verdi) and _Guantanamera_ (Joseito Fernández, as performed by the Sandpipers) are also quite versatile, _Sloop John B_ carries most of the water these days.

[@mohamedaminemebarkia1048]

David Pereira i had the same idea. Diego costa ... the elephant man 😂😂🤣🤣

[@8941065]

this whole time I thought the chants were saying meaningful things, and it turns out to be this?? hahaha

[@seanjones2524]

Fulham had the best one. To the tune of That's Amore: "When you're sitting in Row Z, And the ball hits your head, That's Zamora"

[@neptune-333]

i smiled throughout the video but burst out laughing at harry potter one...so hilarioooooous

[@fz7091]

NEPTUNE - i dont understand what does it means?

[@CSN2021]

Que bec The guy they were singing it at looks like Voldemot (the villain in Harry Potter)

[@Anderslaw]

Jonjo Shelvey looks like Voldemort www.themag.co.uk/assets/jonjo-shelvey-in-action-newcastle-united-nufc-02-650x400.jpg static.deathandtaxesmag.com/uploads/2015/09/voldemort-640x394.jpg

[@fz7091]

Sporting Lists thanks for the info

[@fz7091]

Anders you too

[@ednunes9517]

Lol, the Manchester United one to Manchester City about the empty seats was great!

[@ok.474]

Not Kevin Nash sorry African football expert

[@albasit85]

Charlie Moorby triggered

[@ok.474]

Blue ranger how?

[@ComradeHellas]

Man City fans barely fit a cab!

[@pin2peen972]

Ed Nunes lol now man u had empty seats after spurs game

[@arisk1009]

Imagine scoring a goal with suarez on fifa and then the fans chanting "luis suarez he bites who he wants"

[@luislizard2626]

You r nothing special we lose every week!!! that’s simply brilliant

[@stopsayingohyeahyeahplease2230]

Who said English people have no culture😂

[@yemldn7795]

Everyone

[@stevewhite8059]

@Brit Shanks yeah, not allowed to offend our 'guests' with our own beliefs and culture. Rule Britania!

[@Ivan-nu2um]

@@yemldn7795 Just nigga

[@petershore4863]

Trolls

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuywxyz1]

@@stevewhite8059 All I gathered from your pointless comment is you dont like foreigners....

[@collaberatorzseanhuang8952]

"He's big, He's red, His feet stick out the bed! Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch,.. " ⚽️🚶‍♂️🕺🏃‍♀️

[@NincZeon]

Lets Pretend We Scored a Goal *Celebrates* 😂😂😂

[@nomanm.5884]

3:39 anyone hear that one guy repeatedly shouting 'wanker' 😂

[@hisamuslu9788]

thisisnotmyrealname Yeah, with (no racism intended) a black guy voice.

[@myst1cz4p82]

Shadowl00t/Stephen Brown was it necessary to clarify that though??

[@lewixsham7416]

I like "He shoots he scores, he will eat your labrador, heung min son, heung min son"

[@hanasophie7801]

I support spurs but this is really funnt

[@hanasophie7801]

Funny*

[@darraghmcdonald9719]

They robbed it off united though

[@psddfytfg3635]

Stop with racist chants

[@jaeminshin3665]

Tbh im korean and its funny af

[@richboucher1603]

Ozil's eyes offside xD hahahahahaha

[@phephedwiputra3785]

Let's pretend Let's pretend Let's pretend we scored a goal 😂😂😂

[@fernandotoranzo4442]

And Frank Lampard laughs at the John Terry chant .😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@XxChuleta65xX]

A lot people with not Enough knowledge of English football to know that some of these chants were years ago. Also theses exact chants have been used in other "best English football chant videos" as well.

[@alexvc3127]

CFC1905 so what?

[@misterbean4125]

+Alejandro Villalta gets annoying seeing the same content over and over again.

[@alexvc3127]

Tony Jimenez I've never seem before this kind of video

[@misterbean4125]

+Alejandro Villalta well, if you look up what he typed I'm pretty sure you'll hear the same.. This goes with "football respect and sportsmanship" videos..

[@permanahandi9116]

CFC1905 lol epl fans is so fucking racist

[@joelong7273]

the first one is sooooo funny because Mourinho is now United's manager

[@Ask35720]

Joe Long and they lost 4-0 to Conte too! 😂😂

[@jakemedcalf6527]

Joe Long and most united supporters want him to fuck off

[@stage2frbeast585]

Omg is he? Shittttt.. who knew!? 🙄

[@asifmetal666]

@@stage2frbeast585 serves them right.

[@imedi]

lol i think they are still chanting it

[@chalesbergca3754]

His name is a shop got me 😂😂

[@charliehancock6273]

Bury fans tho

[@anasgetlavic692]

When you run out of insults lol

[@marvellesmith2900]

“The City Is Yours” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 The Emptihad Stadium 🏟

[@Chappy9320]

98.8

[@jackcarroll08]

Marvelle Smith 6th place boom

[@Hazjg]

Banchester city

[@anfieldimage6679]

His eyes are offside! So good, nice one Spurs fans!

[@zangiftang6840]

QPR , making it cool to be a looser...😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@h3nder]

zangif tang Lol.

[@lewissmith3143]

Fuck Rangers

[@dsko2116]

Josh Rockford fuck u

[@0ex3ex2]

+Josh Rockford yeah fuck the Scottish ranger qpr are great

[@alexanderfooy723]

QPR were the losers what was probably the most famous game in modern football history. Credit to them.

[@lordfarquad6918]

Now you won’t know why I got so many likes :)

[@seanflanagan9791]

Yes

[@ikea1110]

No

[@a1z133]

Maybe not

[@Prog4Prog]

Possibly

[@Damian71728]

Perhaps

[@milliepaterson4063]

Mesut Ozil,His eyes are offside His eyes are offside etc Well spurs, at least we’re not *pretending we scored a goal* 😂😂😂

[@noahguinn9951]

tho one when they acted like they scored was hilarious

[@tiagoroldao2317]

'His eyes are offside' i'm dying ahaha

[@ciobrombe825]

Harry Potter is coming for you! :D

[@yungdeenobeats5937]

Wats the story bout that

[@syafiqkamalazmi]

@@yungdeenobeats5937 because jonjo shelvey looks like voldemort. LOL

[@cybertron50]

Love British humour !!

[@letsride3016]

Fuck off

[@monketakingyoutoparadise5609]

Oi, shut up or you’ll have to clean my shoes, you bloody wanker

[@myst1cz4p82]

Why so offended?

[@cybertron50]

Just sayin Don't think you'll be able to say that to my face ;)

[@perspectiVe-]

@@cybertron50 don't rise to it the person is a fool.

[@nambui8051]

West Ham fans so fantastic :v

[@ChillZealous]

btw the one at 0:21 wasn't us it was tottenham fans

[@worldclasswillian6735]

What a joke

[@regantaylor7125]

Si Bui IKR

[@C.Chance_]

Si Bui they were Tottenham fans this guy got in completely wrong

[@kylehart8829]

spurs fans

[@moody7416]

The Mourinho one is old. It's back when Mourinho was Chelsea's manager. smh

[@sandrobracci3223]

Bored Rebel 1d

[@11batistabomb]

Alexis Sanchez Im not watching PL but how it seems Mourinho is... shit

[@caleb-mo2lk]

nooo

[@nashwaqd1290]

Alexis Sanchez is butt at soccer

[@max.vtk_]

Istahil hussein He's not

[@willmcreavy9623]

In Scottish football, I'm not sure whether it's Ross county to Inverness or vice versa. "The Wheels on your house go round and round"

[@Beatonio]

It's an Inverness chant directed at Ross County fans (we affectionately call them 'Gypsies'). Another crowd favourite is: "Who put the 'o' and the 'y' in 'County'? Dirty Gypsy bastards!"

[@willmcreavy9623]

Cheers. Bit before my time but the old paisley panda used to get the PA to play gypsies, tramps and theives when morton came out and then give a demonstration to their fans on how to use soap. He got sacked

[@Beatonio]

@@willmcreavy9623 That is absolutely wonderful, can't believe I hadn't heard that before! Thanks for sharing 😊

[@willmcreavy9623]

Thanks. I think older St mirren fans could go into more detail but I think he was disciplined quite a few times, including shagging an inflatable sheep in front of Aberdeen fans and ultimately let go for wiping his arse with a Falkirk strip.

[@arvindhmani06]

The Jonjo Shelvey one was brutal xD

[@ticrohoatia714]

Manchester City have fans?

[@si-jd9oq]

You have fucking eyes?

[@ahmadsamman7532]

sampo launonen no

[@VikingsRBloodyAwsome]

30k average down in the 3rd division, yeah City does have fans, pretty damn loyal ones

[@mwasnificent]

20,000 empty seats, are you fucking sure?

[@robertbackup5973]

Sam Mwas city dont have that many fans, but atleast we dont have any utd glory hunters

[@WeSpeakFootball]

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[@alfierb1613]

thanks for putting stoke on the picture title 😀

[@exotic7745]

AlfieRB Thumbnail*

[@footballfreestyle886]

WeSpeakFootball

[@alfierb1613]

+Hybrid_EclipZ whatever

[@kartan7090]

Can't spell week lol

[@NotTommyL]

3:47, feel sorry for whoever has to take corners now 😂

[@bluebaron4298]

Yaya and Kolo Toure song was best when Yaya played for Manchester City and Kolo played for Liverpool. It was just beautiful to watch an entire stadium "singing" the same song

[@amirulfaez8437]

i lost it at the jonjo shelvey part😂😂😂

[@mohamedorayith4626]

3:57 that's not how you spell "week"

[@christopherraphael7337]

Try telling that to a football fan

[@jazgeorge6806]

Yaya & Kolo toure chant will always be legendary

[@kwand_a]

This is actually hilarious😂😂😂

[@noalandt8166]

If you read this, have a nice day!!!

[@tomastumulty9930]

I will

[@syndrom5818]

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

[@optgaming484]

Noa 101201 And a nice day to yoU😊

[@shasheboy7]

Noa 101201 Its midnight but thanks anyways

[@jarvo1625]

Noa 101201 u too

[@debojitchowdhury6825]

This is the best football video i ever watched XD

[@YTshortsdaily69]

Özils Eyes are offside 😂😂

[@nosoyarkano7624]

The Tottenham fans are legends, how they managed to legit look like they were celebrating a goal without looking like a bunch of idiots is amazing

[@danielsanderson4926]

Those fans who were chanting fuck off Mourinho were probably saying they were going to win the league at the start of the season.

[@baronzeno4921]

the mesut özil one by tottemham was the best :D

[@eliasjabar7370]

No it was racist!

[@eliasjabar7370]

Özil is one of the Nicest players ever!

[@2stoned4u]

Elias Jabar not really

[@2stoned4u]

Elias Jabar well not racist but yeah he is a nice player

[@fakeoutja303]

Elias Jabar how stupid are you exactly? That's like saying that Luis Suarez teeth being offsides is racist.

[@3lackman761]

1:46 this was the best🤣

[@renunagdewani4879]

And I figured out what an average male in the UK sounds like

[@derektrotter4287]

Renu Nagdewani well done genius! Because Asians are famous for humour .ill pop up the local corner shop or curry house to find out what the average Asian sounds like😂

[@newsgetsold]

They want their dick back 1:42

[@IamSuperEffective]

@@derektrotter4287 good one mate, almost passable as being funny! Humour clearly isn't your strong point

[@derektrotter4287]

Aminoff The Don what you on about?

[@derektrotter4287]

Aminoff The Don it a ridiculous comment to start with. He’s branding every Englishman a lager drinking hooligan so be prepared to have a bit back .tit for tat.. bloody snowflake

[@mrinalharsh8114]

Funny seeing ManUtd fans saying f*ck of Mourinho and its only 4-0. Karma is a bitch!!!

[@cocomilk125]

That was at old trafford when he was chelsea's manager

[@nadiaeastaugh3845]

Man Utd fans sang that when mourinho was at chelsea mate.Look at the stadium it was at old trafford our most recent game vs chelsea was at stamford bridge.

[@mrinalharsh8114]

Football RedDevils I know that, just that they faced their own medicine now.

[@christianmartinez5312]

Dobby Dom Dom No they're saying it because he parked the bus away at old trafford when he was Chelsea manager

[@jambajoojoo]

Dobby Dom Dom dude that was not this year wring info

[@MatheusGHenz]

The one where they say "we want our dick back" was hilarious!

[@baxter2402]

“We lose every weak” Smh my head😂

[@sohamjoshi9353]

When lampard laughed at John Terry's chant😂

[@logandf2906]

West Ham and Liverpool ones were hilarious

[@littlejellies1239]

The people singing he bites who he wants were Liverpool fans

[@simplexfn4151]

littlejellies 123 obviously

[@Cxdeine]

Diego costa - the elephant man lmao

[@darklilaclili]

The "Let's pretend we scored a goal" one is gold😂😂😂

[@muhammadrayyan4389]

The QPR fans got me lol

[@lgs-cm2vb]

That Jonjo Shelvey chant was pretty special I must say.

[@R.A.Keyser]

Hahaha it's been a shitty day and this video just made my day! Thanks for posting it

[@joshuarajesh2681]

i was laughing soo much! thanks bro!

[@thomasgansner7327]

I actually laughed.

[@permanahandi9116]

Thomas Gansner ikr that hilarious 😂😂

[@jasonthomas4023]

Was Ozil's eyes really offside? LOL

[@nicant4868]

This is a brilliant upload well done who did this, love it so funny love the JT song to lamp's

[@ujjwalsaraswat8689]

"the city is yours, the city is yours, 20000 empty seats, are you fucking sure?" this got me like😂😂😂

[@shaguftamomo2946]

2:17 when you're proud to be a YID.

[@joshmcgeough6823]

Damn I felt for jonjo shelvey there, he was diagnosed with leukemia when he was young and now they call him Voldemort😂

[@Greggers1601]

He didn't have leukemia. He has alopecia.

[@medicenceni2609]

Are the rudest chants after the Argentina chants. I love it.

[@tomteaser2517]

West Ham one was brilliant 🤣😂🤣

[@coleture2969]

I aint english or from there, but damn where'd they get the memo for the chants?? 😂😂

[@thanosbrub9136]

Loki Music one person starts chanting then another then another until everyone does it

[@jhonaldooo]

0:09 and Now Mourinho Is Manchester united Coach :v

[@combinhisheadpiece6717]

For how much longer?

[@Lee-jm9fc]

Comb In His Headpiece Much longer sadly

[@combinhisheadpiece6717]

@@Lee-jm9fc give it till Christmas

[@hisamuslu9788]

JHON ALDO DE BRITTO and he still shite.

[@beckybecky7678]

hehe not anymore

[@abhishek9894]

This video made my day 😂

[@ottoelg2748]

Hahahahaha his eyes are offside best one!

[@JerryTheMice]

West Ham fans so cheerful, haha.

[@C.Chance_]

Giancarlo Lugosi they weren't even West Ham at 0:14 it was Spurs fans

[@danreddits3796]

Why arent there any chants from Arsenal fans at the Emirates? Oh yeah, I forgot. Our fans are dead there.

[@hl1702]

Your fans are dead everywhere.

[@johnnyg7743]

@@hl1702 arsenal fans are the best away fans in the epl

[@dikkememe9625]

@@johnnyg7743 liverpool

[@Bigfitz92]

Fans are queuing up outside waiting to be on AFTV

[@nickmullerITFC78]

arsenal dont chant now they left highbury

[@niallspotato2949]

Diego Costa, the elephant man 😂😂😂

[@graceg9583]

I love England so much. The Spurs chants were funny af 😂

[@antichu7236]

He can’t miss he can’t miss Harry Kane He only missed winning the World Cup

[@HamzaMohmood]

Jason Puncheon?! What kind of Eevee evolution is that!?

[@sonnyanderson1119]

Fighting- type lol

[@mikeyfisher4256]

The kind that goes for a shit when he's needed.

[@achatterjee14]

Made my day :)

[@milkyway7142]

Hockey and Soccer chants are one hell of a thing.

[@patrickmilner9498]

Am I the only one who noticed how he doesn’t know how to spell week right @4:02

[@alfiewalsh1116]

Ikr

[@manuelbarrias6934]

Where is Will Grigg

[@thickhil]

He couldn't make it. He's on fire.

[@jackbirkenhead6273]

GlitchFire To quote Comic Book Guy, "best..response...ever!".

[@anobject5285]

GlitchFire Your reply got more likes than the comment...

[@alexblake947]

Not English

[@justaiden1268]

It's not funny

[@talkingtaheer3779]

This is actually creative😂😂😂😂

[@eponymous7910]

His name is a shop haha love it

[@kierankelly7899]

We lose every WEAK... week

[@jacobjorgenson9285]

Simple lyrics for simple people

[@TheBackrooms_]

Brilliant vocals for the warm-up

[@wilma5764]

This is what my life has come to its 00:42 in the morning and thus is what I'm doing 😂

[@thebekzod]

Let’s pretend Let’s pretend Let’s pretend We won a trophy

[@UnderatedGamerOFFICIAL]

Will Grigg?

[@COVID--zj9cn]

on fire

[@gregking6510]

UnderatedGamer no the channel is called we speak football

[@jackbirkenhead6273]

chelpin 7 Your defense is terrified.

[@futtutor876]

He couldn't make it. He's on fire...

[@tenzaemtade6146]

he's not English

[@subutaynoyan5372]

I think the best is Tottenham fans chanting 'Let's pretend we scored a goal' and start cheering!