Top Gear- Bloopers

[@DystopianOverture]

"Constable she said, please be gentle" LMAO!

[@howdo8342]

Dystopian Overture am I too young for this joke

[@ryanford5387]

If you don't get it then yes. You will understand one day

[@howdo8342]

Ryan Ford >:(

[@candle9191]

@Jack Snow you're doing it wrong kid.

[@jamielambert5267]

@Jack Snow Clearly

[@ThePhantom4516]

"If you're near an internet" *technological genius*

[@samtinkle9076]

“send us a text message”

[@EleanorPeterson]

Yep, back in 1547 there was no such thing as Wi-Fi, because... reasons. Dial-up internet, 56K modems, dragons and wizards and stuff. And no f***ing smartphones. Eeeh, it were grand...

[@knuffelknuffi]

@@EleanorPeterson how did humanity survive?????

[@maruftim]

@@knuffelknuffi they don't

[@knuffelknuffi]

@@maruftim yes the individuals didnt survive but humanity did

[@centurionzen1005]

"james, there's a pause so it must be you!" *"I N C O R R E C T - IT'S YOU"*

[@shriharihudli]

Perfect comedic timing by Hammond.

[@scsutton1]

*James completely loses his mind*

[@mauricehayden8835]

**james proceeds to fall down seat**

[@TheClaudHamilton]

I love how James absolutely corpses at the last part.

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

Outtake no.3 at 9:15 absolutely killed me, trying not to wake anyone else in the house and crying insanely! James comes out with the most killer stuff sometimes!

[@Fradias11]

Andrew Micallef I don't really get that one, can you please explain? :P

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

Fradias11 the way that James May changes the sentence at the last minute and made it sound like a comedic rape made me giggle when everyone else in my house was asleep :P

[@Fradias11]

Andrew Micallef I see, I laughed my ass off too at the "be gentle" part, but I the part I didn't really get was the word "constable(?)" is it a name or actually a word? haha

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

Fradias11 Yes, constable is another older word for a policeman in the UK (hence making it sound wrong)

[@DerekHartley]

+Andrew “some guy with diabetes” Micallef How is it an older word? It's a rank which is still in use.

[@lenin4731]

It's like settling down at a long and well stocked library of a country house with a good book and a labrador cuddled up at your feet and nothing to do until it's time to dress for dinner. -Richard Hammond.

[@lenin4731]

simonburkeisable Darn

[@fadilsherrif4979]

What's that blue car called?

[@joempoem478]

Rover p5 v8 coupé

[@hypnotised-clover]

How is anybody meant to say this without messing it up? "Yeah, Richard, can you just say every word of this novel without pausing or messing it up?"

[@scsutton1]

*Clarkson folds like a deck chair*

[@ShakotanCarlos]

"aren't we f**king clever"

[@itmcbhpbgf.6374]

+Shakotan Carlos yes we are fucking clever...!!

[@rndmzr153]

7:42

[@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544]

I was expecting Hammond to say that

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

Yeah always are 🤬 clever

[@deadmanwalking971]

7:46

[@madperson876]

You can tell that Richard practiced and practiced his lines of Hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy at home only to find Jeremy sitting there going "THE MIGHT USS NIMITZ BLAZED OUT OF CONTROL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC!" and "THE F15 CAME OUT OF THE CLOUDS ON COMBAT POWER UNLEASHING A TRAIL OF DEATH AND LEAD IN ITS WAKE!" and James completely deadpan going "Constable, she said, but be gentle."

[@Hockernant]

I don’t remember the book segment, which episode is that from

[@Thepurplealex1]

"Alright! Constable but be gentle" XD

[@Twiggy163]

Purple Alex Classic James will be classic :)

[@adampatterson2682]

the homo version would be fifty shades of gay wouldn't it?

[@DanielSadjadian]

haha so funny

[@ridicucrunkulous1]

"It's been officially anounced this week that Jeremy Clarkson is an arse." Bloody hilarious James.

[@Veyron722skyhook]

Get on with the news properly ;)

[@DreamMemes10]

“Alright constable” she said “but be gentle”😂😂😂😂

[@FerrariTeddy]

@@conorfleming6580 I think you're old enough now to know that's a sex joke

[@alansohn855]

@@thankyou8333 You're welcome.

[@GoldenGamingWolf]

'ALRIGHT'.....'constable she said but be gentle '

[@andrew22334455]

+II UltraWolf I *Cunstable

[@GoldenGamingWolf]

+andrew22334455 ok sorry for being dyslexic

[@iainmcke]

+II UltraWolf I No you're fine, it is actually constable, I think he was trying to make a joke...

[@DanKop2]

James said 'Alright cuntstable' she said 'but be gentle.'

[@CatBahptista]

I replayed that, A LOT XD

[@SilverScarletSpider]

9:16 this is my favorite 😆 While Jeremy fantasizes about military machines; James is thinking about fantasy romance novels.

[@BanderAlHarbi]

He can’t be in a “romance “ movie! Because the great James May will actually repair the washing machines 😂😂😂😂 (according to Mr Clarkson )

[@designhasea1774]

4:42 5:12 5:25 6:30 7:14 8:51 10:20 are the proof that these trio are irreplaceable. They are our lovable idiots.

[@ValentineC137]

+Design Hasea you forgot 9:15

[@TakerKaneanite619]

0:00-10:33 is why.

[@Etzi0503]

I really like May's voice crack, and how Hammond goes along with it ;'D

[@kotennoy]

"Whose phones that?" " FUCK , its mine, its my phone"

[@teodordima1815]

That's why the Motorola Razr V3 was so popular. Jeremy Clarkson had one, and he didn't put it on silent when filming.

[@scsutton1]

It was Ford ringing him up to tell him his car had been stolen.

[@mertbalbal4624]

1:15 was so epic, well played captain slow

[@andrerenault]

4:42 never fails to get me. "i tHiNk iT's tHe nEwS"

[@AshleyMonck]

R.I.P. Top Gear

[@Oasismegafan2004]

Ashley Monck top gear will be on sky 1

[@britishcadet]

The MineCartKid With Transformers No more NEW Top gear....

[@Oasismegafan2004]

there will be just renamed to top speed

[@britishcadet]

The MineCartKid With Transformers So Clarkson, Hammond, May, All will be on said show?

[@Morethanawesome19]

It's been officially announced this week BBC is an arse.

[@DanielJacksonMusic]

7:13 I think the crash trauma is starting to kick in 😂

[@red_scorpion_x]

Actually, this episode was aired before Richards’s crash (according to the CL65 AMG in the studio), but his reaction is hilarious anyway!

[@DanielJacksonMusic]

@@red_scorpion_x aah right 😂

[@kjharish]

Right. James, there's a pause, so it must be you! Incorrect, it's you! *James loses himself in laughter* cracks me up every single time

[@justforever96]

I dont even get it. Whats the context? Does he mean the dialog has suddenly stopped, which means someone must have missed a line, and he thinks its May because he often forgets his lines?

[@animatechap5176]

@@justforever96 well done

[@loggingfire1]

The best parts are at 7:14 when Richard did his smile thing and lough, and the end when they were reading the book! Laughed so hard! 😂

[@EnforcerX71]

It always comes across to me that James is the funniest of the presenters.

[@justforever96]

in his way. I dont try to decide a favorite, since they are all amusing in their own way. But I sympathize with May the most as far as his interests in tech and intellectual things. And I see what you mean, May has the most classic, subtle, dry British wit. Although Clarkson has a powerful sense of humor and timing, just more outrageous and crude. Hammond is less funny, but hes very likeable, and makes a great foil for the other two.

[@bymafia2606]

supposedly Hammond is hilarious when the cameras are off

[@JetFalcon710]

@@bymafia2606 Yep, Clarkson at one point called him a "naturally funny person"

[@VladRadu-tq1pg]

hammond is hilarious , dunno wtf you re on about@@justforever96

[@terminallygray]

@@bymafia2606 I always thought of Hammond as the "pretty boy" type. Like Davy Jones of The Monkees

[@darthbiker2311]

12 years later, I still come back to this video just to hear Richard and James say "All right constable, but be gentle..." 😆😆😆

[@grimsville2501]

I love how they can deal with bloopers in a non awkward way. It makes it even funnier

[@matthewtedeschi5646]

These are the kind of friendships we all want

[@psychoclown2102]

0:36 that noise he made was priceless

[@paddyh8023]

Richard:Alright James: Said Lumquole? Richard: Can you just please just tell us the question Jeremy: THE MIGHTY U.S.S NIMITZ BLAZED OUT OF CONTROL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC!

[@itmcbhpbgf.6374]

10:18 is Richard Hammond's freak out moment xD

[@drdis01]

9:18 is the best part of this video for sure

[@TheSkittles1001]

The book bit at the end was just amazing...

[@Tahkaullus01]

Hammond: Alright! May: Said Lumquol Hammond: Can you please just tell us the question?! Clarkson: The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power, unleashing a trail of death and lead in its wake!

[@CSKweon]

9:15 Hammond: Alright! May: Constable," she said, "but be gentle."

[@ReSiHaBru]

Tahkaullus01 ď

[@bowlofarthritus]

I can only imagine how much fun they have on this show. Never thought you could find a job that you enjoy 100%

[@Bubbybub0077]

"Alright Constable." she said, " but be gentle." hahahahaha, oh james, that was amazing,

[@Sclumsy]

5:27 I can’t help but wheeze when I see Richard make that face

[@quackingplatypus]

"What we've got here is a map of Europe" *Shows an indecipherable tan blob because the video is 2 pixels

[@bushrazahair6095]

Top gear is the the best television show I've ever seen.. I was shattered when top gear ended in season 22 and I like top gear ....so rest in peace top gear's co hosts Richard Hammond, James May,Jeremy Clarkson and all their team - note to be noted Top Gear is the best TV motoring programme ever created which has suspense, humour, adventure and other emotions..... All Top Gear fans would state the same it was an stunning show with 3 amusing yet serious hosts

[@Jtmissile]

Bushra Zahair Definitely. TGT is still great, but not as great as Top Gear

[@justforever96]

Its pretty much the only tv show Ive ever watched. Although it was bound to end, the presenters were getting old and wanted to enjoy their savings in peace. They would have probably ended TG within a few years anyway, like they did TGT. At least TGT gave them a chance to make some real money, not the relatie pittance they made from the BBC. They would have been comfortable enough before, even after Clarkson was fired, but they got moderately rich off what Amazon paid them. It was like $800,000 per episode for Clarkson, $500,000 for the other two. Which is a fair amount when you realize it comes to several million a season. That allowed them to retire in comfort, but out of appreciation for their fans they have agreed to do a yearly episode, so the fans will have something to look forwards to, but tey can enjoy retirement the rest of the year. They didnt have to do any more, it was strictly as a favor to the fans. Which I think is cool of them. I think the show will decline though - it already has - because they are past their prime now, and the best ideas are all took, and they arent willing to face the same dangers and hardships they once did. They are old men now. Its sad, but all things must end, and its wisest to know when to stop. I think they taken the wise course. Someone should tell ACDC and the Stones that old men playin rock and roll just looks silly.

[@TeamNoLimits865]

"THE F15 CAME OUT OF THE CLOUDS ON COMBAT POWER, UNLEASHING A TRAIL OF DEATH AND LEAD IN ITS WAY" Damn I need that book

[@archangel9191]

07:51: "I got another thought that just popped into my head about how much like the Cat in Shrek 2 you look like!" Still could be worse or something right?

[@KevinKng273]

There needs to be a Top Gear Bloopers DVD... It's just too epic.

[@Annabelle66633]

"Oh f**k sorry, it’s late and I’m drunk" 😂🤣

[@brickhead48]

4:42 is brilliant

[@MadnessIncVP]

3:00 - 3:29 “Get this man’s phone a locker!” 4:42 / 4:43 😂 8:44 Hitchhiker’s Guide starts here.

[@kristjano123]

Hammond at 7:12 was just histerical xD Cant stop laughing at his reaction

[@Kal_El1994]

9:03 Jeremy's pronunciation during Take 2 is just amazing hahh

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

1:08 its like he falls down, he moves out of frame so quickly!

[@JetFalcon710]

Yeah lol, it's like a trapdoor just opened under his feet

[@LRZN96]

Jeremy Clarkson: ''It's now time to do THE COOL WALL!!'' *BIG SILENCE* One word... Epic

[@jwirl]

Q: "How's phone is that?" A: "It's my phone (bleep)!" LMFAO

[@jwirl]

John Walsh Sorry I meant to say Who's phone was that? My bad.

[@MontyCantsin5]

+JWIRL1996: No, you meant 'whose'.

[@michaelkowal3230]

Jeremy: "Right, James, there's a pause so it must be you" Richard: "Incorrect, it's you"

[@JetFalcon710]

5:51 This is probably my favorite set of bloopers, also that first thing sorta sounds like something someone would make Jeremy say in a KZbin poop

[@ZephyrKnight76]

This literally isnt even 240p, its like 25p lol.

[@DTronicsUK]

Alex Mitchell i have been forced to watch videos in 144p lately and trust me this is better than 144p lol :P

[@240pixel]

+Alex Mitchell you damn right

[@amiriskandarani3608]

+Alex Mitchell Its like when they censor a guys privates on a porno!

[@Landes1024rs]

+Alex Mitchell 25p is what the uploader paid for their computer.

[@WhatsHisFace12346]

0.25?

[@jdpragmatic8644]

The cell phones going off is great🤣

[@scsutton1]

Plot twist: It was Ford ringing him up to tell him that his car was stolen.

[@Antoninirivera]

The most politically incorrect people and I love them all for it

[@nightwolf48nm]

freedom of speach at its finest

[@shooterrick1]

Funny how politcal incorrectness is only good when it's objectifying women. When it's men being objectified all the MRM retards get triggered and shout sexism.

[@SantosOverlord]

idk what kind of drugs your on but if i give you 10 bucks can you get me some of those?

[@MrD3000]

A dying breed.

[@kungfuman82]

@@shooterrick1 you still living in your fantasy world or have you grown up?

[@TheManwithafan]

"Alright!" "Cunstable, she said, but be gentle" ahaha

[@KingEddo8]

*constable

[@B5Sybok]

Cumstable

[@SuperSharpboy]

I frickin' love how fun and entertaining Hammond is 😄

[@shroomzed2947]

7:00 James’ sense of direction at its finest

[@marilyngregory103]

I absolutely love these men. I wish you all the best. I hope there is more. Thank you 😊

[@GeorgeMichaelsGirl]

James may: *Voice crack* Richard Hammond:NoW iTs ThE nEwS

[@MystOfOblivion]

I can't believe I haven't seen some of these bloopers before. It doesn't matter how often you've looked through youtube, you always find some bits you havent't seen. I love it :)

[@fishwater]

"It's been officially announced this week that Jeremy Clarkson is an arse!"

[@JetFalcon710]

_[Clarkson losing his shit in the background]_

[@Sbarrett1]

6:56 Captain sense of direction at his finest! lol

[@MisterModder123]

"It's time for the COOL WALL!!" I practically choked when I saw that part, hahaha :D

[@ironglade6183]

5:56 Clarkson wouldn´t survive this parade of jokes today xD

[@BambooBrad]

Was literally thinking the same thing.

[@beedubree2550]

i mean, that's understandable

[@animatechap5176]

@@beedubree2550 hmm a bit mucg

[@samakshuppal]

Jeremy was hilarious in all the episodes! He'll be missed dearly! R. I. P. Top gear!

[@ausomeaspie]

He's not dead lol! They are on amazon prime now.

[@rucker69]

At 6:00 Jeremy had me rolling on the floor

[@jonathanmueller2398]

ALRIGHT, constable she said but be gentle. i couldnt stop laughing lol

[@Destroysall]

I love these guys; this show is so awesome!

[@CMDRiKnOwYoUrIpAdDrEsS]

Was the greatest show on television

[@ThePhantom4516]

+GhostsKuriboh That's what he said

[@Xiphactinus]

... in the world

[@SensationalBanana]

HAHAHAHA, the dunce laugh that Richard did...SO cute!!

[@OrangeSunshine15]

Ending was simply way too good. 😂

[@BernonCars]

I think they should keep the show without any cuts or bloopers lol

[@donkix-oat-meal295]

+The Original Lundun Geeza oh my God the reliant robin Jesus probably one of the best Top Gear moments.

[@redluca56]

Then it won't be an hour long haha

[@caprise-music6722]

Yeah sure, with time and the desire of perfection out of the equation, it would be fun to see the show for fun la verdad!

[@dylangray7417]

Its called live

[@renz1013]

It was the 2000s mate everyone has different standards back at those days that I was too young to even remember seeing I was just a toddler at the time

[@melvinnakavenzi9809]

Jeremy Clarkson Sacked, The others followed him. #RIPTopGear No brakes on The Feel Train 'bruh

[@jamessmithers5206]

Apparently the BBC are trying to continue the show in 2016 with new cast. Doubt thats going to go well...

[@britishcadet]

James Smithers pffff BBC fucked up right when Clarkson got sacked

[@robertmihalicelosevic3282]

James Smithers no one would watch top gear without the trio...

[@jamessmithers5206]

darklord sauron Only those who like top gear usa and australia :P

[@lykan2]

James Smithers Well I would still watch it (and no i absolutely dislike USA and Australia Top Gear) BUT it would never be the same, and if its true Clarkson planning another show I'm pretty sure May and Hammond would follow.

[@loggingfire1]

Richard does look like that cat from Shrek! I loved this video and it made me laugh so much! I'm going to miss you TopGear!

[@liamclayson3935]

Anyone watching in 2015 ☺️

[@jmp00]

No I'm watching in 2016 actually

[@carrma3831]

+Jake Paker yup

[@jimmyshow10]

Liam Clayson 2017 now

[@michellex98]

Nope

[@RichHobo]

Liam Clayson me

[@forsetha]

5:09 Top 10 Anime Plot Twists

[@Marconel100]

"if you live near an internet pop in" hahahahahaha

[@justforever96]

That was sort of true back in the day (but not so much by this era, at least in developed nations). I remember when we had no internet in our town, but those who lived 11 miles away had basic dialup, AOL. And our town was not one of the last to get it, it was one of the earlier small towns. I remember what a big deal it was, and I remember when our school got our very first laptops, big clunky grey Apples. The early episodes of this werent far off from that era.

[@annanSJ98]

I love the final part when they read the book absolutely hilarious

[@Ward1706]

They left the Shrek 2 gag in...

[@CoSmicGoesRacing]

James: oh shit i said that wrong. Richard: aahhhhhhhh! XD best top gear blooper in this video. :D

[@SamBateson]

'Alright!' ''constable,' she said, 'but be gentle'' the most hilarious thing ive heard

[@jacobrumens9601]

4:15 is the reason why I love James May 😂

[@tvdg93]

James was even lost in the studio

[@floridmonkey2723]

The great orbs.

[@fly8625]

God bless the magnificent 240p quality. RIP Top Gear. The fraccas will be missed

[@darphbobo4971]

"It's been officially announced that Jeremy Clarkson is and arse" lololol

[@alucardfu2]

8:49 oh this about killed me ;)

[@KayosKing]

8:45 xD Jeremy's version is so much better

[@faisalbiniqbal1885]

"Aren't we fucking clever" xD

[@Zim5.0]

Im happy that I grew up watching this trio.

[@RockingKevin92]

4:30 thats a big silence lmfao 😂😂

[@apfeofanov]

I MISS THEM!

[@PonczekOfficial]

Theese times won't come back :-(

[@niiiiiiisse]

240p, we meet again

[@240pixel]

hello ^^

[@shomosnicholas5]

"240p, we meet again" comment, we meet again. Too often for my liking, actually.

[@JendaHrbac]

***** ""240p, we meet again" comment, we meet again. Too often for my liking, actually. - we meet AGAIN" Hey, it's a pleasure to meet you. How are you?

[@joeg5414]

You must be really old now! 5 years ago you posted this. I can't wait to reply to 20 year old comments.

[@bexit_98]

Great British Banter :) I was laughing throughout

[@fatboyshadetree5139]

his phone going off was hysterical.

[@rustamrana2102]

Angelo Jensen it didn't even happened ones 😂😂

[@AAB3958]

4:40 and now ... ROFL

[@EnchantGaming2003]

"I tHink ItS tHe nEwS!"

[@JackpotButtonLewis]

8:33 'My phone doesn't have texting on it, I get messages with 'F**k You Clarkson' so yeah! ROFL! XD XD XD COULDN'T BE ANY MORE NEARER THE TRUTH ABOUT HIM NOW!

[@steffywoo1]

the cat from shrek 2 always loved that one hehe

[@marilyngregory103]

This show is fantastic.

[@HeyTsukiyomi]

I lost my shit at 09:15. Damn, these lads are hilarious.

[@NameNotAlreadyTaken2]

9:16 holy shit i fell off my chair