These are men that have been to the fucking north pole of all places lol
@TheGary1083 жыл бұрын
Yeah. That was when they had the right equipment. They didn’t at this time.
@abhijeetyadav34543 жыл бұрын
@Vishal Mishra com'on relax your wits
@alfalfa3013 жыл бұрын
@Vishal Mishra this wasn't an act my friend. I can feel the sheer disgust and hatred they feel for the situation they had to go through. I understand it perfectly, when there's a huge number of things that annoy you at one moment and you have to let it all out. You can even hear it in their tone of voice, they really did not want to go through that.
@Generalscorpio3 жыл бұрын
@Vishal Mishra Not entirely, they're just viewing all the stuff your meant to be good at but through the eyes of a normal human being rather than a go-getting adventurer type. Also I think Jeremy is genuine when he says it's time to see how easily and in how much luxury can we get to very remote places that are supposedly hard to get to and hard to survive in.
@davidtiller76373 жыл бұрын
@Vishal Mishra not a fucking woosh . You ever experienced insufferable freezing temperatures? Especially with inadequate equipment, no doubt I would be bitching about it in the morning as to what kind of freezing hell what I had just experienced.
8 жыл бұрын
"Where is my Rolls-Royce?"
@saintg43558 жыл бұрын
currently my favourite punchline from top gear, ever.
@TraustiGeir8 жыл бұрын
+Tuan Do LOL! That sounded so posh.
@prostreetfairladyz84027 жыл бұрын
at the scraps
@GamingAmbienceLive6 жыл бұрын
yeah... wish i could say that one day
@ghostrider13bg6 жыл бұрын
Most british line ever !!!!!!
@AZ-kh7np3 жыл бұрын
“It’s disgusting and medieval...where’s my rolls Royce” 😂😂😂😂😂
@shriharihudli85963 жыл бұрын
It would feel like a penthouse suite compared to these conditions.
@Romulan2469 Жыл бұрын
They should have camped in the cars as they did in Africa.
@leroyrockwell483710 ай бұрын
Most British sentence in History
@zacharyradford55529 ай бұрын
Probably because they were up a mountain in 2nd hand cars they didn’t wanna sleep in them in case they stayed rolling off the mountain.
@jako1234567890jako8 жыл бұрын
One of the most British things I have ever seen
@TraustiGeir8 жыл бұрын
+Jak Ando James May is probably more British than the Queen.
@TraustiGeir8 жыл бұрын
***** She is? That's news to me.
@TraustiGeir8 жыл бұрын
wang That is interesting.
@gavinmacbride56428 жыл бұрын
+wang Their family is German, she isn't...
@rockacraig56538 жыл бұрын
+TraustiGeir Every generation since Victoria the royals have lost german blood. I dont know much is left but it cant be much.
@Chino567518 жыл бұрын
Halfway through, Hammond should've appeared out of one of the tents and said " Ah...Everyone had a good night's sleep ? "
@Oly1y3 жыл бұрын
Then it would just be a shitty skit
@SaintPhoenixx3 жыл бұрын
He'd have been beheaded by Clarkson if he did. He was probably hiding behind one of those comfortable rocks.
@youtubeaccount51533 жыл бұрын
He was probably sleeping in the Rolls with the engine in and heater going.
@charliecross67733 жыл бұрын
With his pocket hob and tools
@drwhogamer16503 жыл бұрын
HAMMMMMMOOOOOOONNNNNNDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@DocDudix8 жыл бұрын
"I nearly went to spoon with James!" LMAO
@TopStrikerMaverick7 жыл бұрын
DocDudix what does that mean?
@WhoThisMonkey6 жыл бұрын
where you lay behind the other person and hug their back essentially. Spooning is also a sexual manoeuvre, so when two heterosexual males talk of doing it in a survival situation... It could be quite embarrassing!
@Ninnuam9993 жыл бұрын
Done this plenty of time with my friends
@Ninnuam9993 жыл бұрын
No homo, of course.
@LextechLighting3 жыл бұрын
But did you see james eyes as he let that sink in? 😂🤣
@rorybone1007 жыл бұрын
How this didn't make the final edit for the special I'll never know. Its pure Top Gear gold.
@apocali33 жыл бұрын
What special was it
@trueredlucky9543 жыл бұрын
@@apocali3 probably the india special...
@polishedmeat63993 жыл бұрын
@@trueredlucky954 lol
@campconverts3 жыл бұрын
WHAT? This was cut?!
@Hoganply3 жыл бұрын
Would've been the best part of the special.
@moosemaimer8 жыл бұрын
The shivering is the worst part... you can't even come close to falling asleep because your brain thinks if you stop moving you'll die.
@keiztrat3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@thumbhat10393 жыл бұрын
Uhhhh why do u know so much about shivering
@arteonyx3 жыл бұрын
@@thumbhat1039 experience
@nelly59543 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you didn't shiver when you were cold you probably would die
@timesnewlogan20323 жыл бұрын
It's right, too.
@TheAVProductions8 жыл бұрын
"I contemplated ending it. Swiftly." 2:00
@justinhamilton86473 жыл бұрын
Jiang Yuyuan Fan fucking EW
@floydbutnotsopink63289 ай бұрын
@@TheGeographyWatch wtf?
@camerondempster48778 жыл бұрын
jeremy, im very cold hahahaha
@davidec.40213 жыл бұрын
“It’s just... disgusting and medieval... where is my Rolls Royce”
@Hogan19508 жыл бұрын
Now that was some professional whinging.
@YourLocalCafe3 жыл бұрын
Maybe learn how to speel
@YourLocalCafe3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@TraustiGeir3 жыл бұрын
@@YourLocalCafe Maybe pick up a dictionary. Lol
@munrana3 жыл бұрын
@@YourLocalCafe lolll i see what you did there 🤣🤣
@MaskedMenace8307 жыл бұрын
That noise Jeremy makes at 2:54 XD
@varo24717 жыл бұрын
hahaha what the hell did he try to say there
@sherifmourad796 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@ElCholoDeJolo3 жыл бұрын
'Ahh yees'
@guguigugu3 жыл бұрын
channeling some Ozzie
@duckhere233 жыл бұрын
Lol
@benjaminmadrigal23283 жыл бұрын
"It's just disgusting and medieval... where's my Rolls Royce?" I died. XD
@ridergilwin14947 ай бұрын
I like that when Jeremy starts talking about killing Hammond, you can see James contemplating it for a moment.
@JeanneHamada4 ай бұрын
He was thinking whether he should stop Jeremy or participate in it
@Vova3iLvova8 жыл бұрын
somebody has come into my tent and performed some strange bondag act on me aahaahah
@heidibruun65788 жыл бұрын
hahahhh true sensational James May comment there, just brilliant 😎 😀👌👌👌
@echolite93174 жыл бұрын
When he said “Jeremy I’m very cold.” I died but at the same time felt bad for them. Poor guys go through hell for our entertainment.
@osamafarooq16693 жыл бұрын
They get paid very well for it
@iPro3million3 жыл бұрын
@@osamafarooq1669 money does not produce heat.
@tanmeygoswami52513 жыл бұрын
@@iPro3million pablo escobar would disagree.
@tomekstec9813 жыл бұрын
Would you get paid millions to spend a freezing night in a tent?
@tanmeygoswami52513 жыл бұрын
@@tomekstec981 some people live that way..
@draskocis8 жыл бұрын
"The camp site is littered with excrements and rope so you trip over the rope, you're face first into excrement" This is called gold my friends
@draskocis8 жыл бұрын
In*
@sumairb99786 жыл бұрын
And then he said "well at least it'll warm you up" xD
@phitsf54756 жыл бұрын
Bullshit
@MrWolfSnack2 жыл бұрын
Just bring the whole cow into the tent.
@ziaakbar25352 жыл бұрын
made me laugh as well
@CaptainLuckyLuke3 жыл бұрын
The Grand Tour needs more moments like this. An extra half an hour of comical whinging an episode is all I ask.
@justinhamilton86473 жыл бұрын
I wish I genuinely had the entire uncut days long footage from all the specials ever made on TG and TGT.
@yigithan37133 жыл бұрын
@@justinhamilton8647 i would happly buy/subscribe to that. Days long uncut footage
@yigithan37133 жыл бұрын
@@justinhamilton8647 best.job.ever
@Joeydacharger8 жыл бұрын
"It was -299 in my tent last night" xD
@MauveStingerStings2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@dchick147 жыл бұрын
"Look at it! It just disgusting and medieval!"
@Thicc_Cheese_Dip3 жыл бұрын
“Where’s my Rolls-Royce?”
@sprezzatura87407 жыл бұрын
I've watched this like three times, and it's still the most epic whinge ever put to film, it makes me laugh every time lol! Every time I watch it I lose it at "Jeremy, I'm very cold..."
@l.c.74453 жыл бұрын
The line "Jeremy, I am very cold" it's pure despair. It sounds like the start of a goodbye conversation
@bytemegga6 жыл бұрын
"Campsite of wailing and self immolation"
@SaintPhoenixx4 жыл бұрын
"I nearly went to spoOo0o0Oo0ooO0Oon wih James."
@prathification6 жыл бұрын
This is maybe the most British tirade in the history of television
@ronpaulssecretary3 жыл бұрын
Nah man jeremy's airport rant
@ronpaulssecretary3 жыл бұрын
@Orion V holy shit why the hostility??? I'm sorry for not having memorized when that clip was uploaded. What the fuck is wrong with you? I wasn't rude or anything with my reply. I simply suggested a different option for "most British tirade" and your response is to be a massive fucking douchebag. Holy shit. Get help.
@thehammurabichode79942 жыл бұрын
@@ronpaulssecretary "What the hell happened here" etc
@ronpaulssecretary2 жыл бұрын
@@thehammurabichode7994 i suggested Jeremy's airport rant was the most British tirade and some guy very very very rudely told me that happened after OP's comment.
@markcf83 Жыл бұрын
St Jeremy ranting about the Spanish is epic, likewise the numerous rants about the French.
@Bobo-tu6ir4 жыл бұрын
"Somebody's came to my tent in the middle of the night and performed some strange bondage act on me" 😂😂😂😂
@po.russki8 жыл бұрын
Some say he's still looking for his Rolls-Royce
@johnbradshaw23473 жыл бұрын
I think leaving Hammond in the freezing cold up in the Rockies and deliberately took forever to rescue him was revenge for what they went through in the Himalayas.
@jamesjohnstone4787 жыл бұрын
The best example of British moaning that I have ever seen
@kenopsia90133 жыл бұрын
this is the most amazingly crafted speech in all of humanity. this is poetry.
@Tamarlane3899 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@thejoewebb8 жыл бұрын
That was hysterical I watched it twice
@stuart8taylor3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like James was having a proper panic attack and they are genuinely terrifying.
@Strelok9513 жыл бұрын
Poor jeremy sonds like he's about to cry lol.
@mikehilton42048 жыл бұрын
"The campsite of wailing." lmfao
@igkgigoh6 жыл бұрын
Don't know that scene but I was constantly expecting Hammond climbing out of his tent generally excited about this adventure.
@bbrrrrr65533 жыл бұрын
I've cried laughing so many times watching this scene, James seems genuily traumatised but still funny as hell LMAO "absolutely unbearable !", "unspeakable !" Lmaoooo
@stupidburp7 жыл бұрын
Here is a tip. Pour the water out of your container and heat it up on your camp stove. Pour it back in the container. Take a drink. Put the hot bottle of water under your shirt. Another tip. If all you have is a thin fluffy blanket and a thin sleeping bag don't put the blanket on top. Instead wrap yourself in the blanket first and then get in the sleeping bag.
@stupidburp6 жыл бұрын
If the zipper to your sleeping bag is broken beyond repair you can jury rig another closure. Try poking small holes next to the zipper on both sides. Then take your boot laces thread them through the holes. Or course you will need to relace your boots in the morning but it will get your through the night.
@josieg.k.73203 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!! I’ll keep this in mind always
@multiestonian8 жыл бұрын
1:02 ''pillow filled with rock'' 1:04 *pillow makes a fluffy sound* Seems like a good pillow to me
@SirMrShanks6 жыл бұрын
multiestonian this comment made laugh a little 😂
@kasvos92923 жыл бұрын
"Jeremy, I'm very cold" 4:18 - James May
@UncleFester843 жыл бұрын
I like how the idea of putting the blanked INSIDE the sleeping bag never even went close to their brain.
@JeanneHamada4 ай бұрын
A bit late but James did said the amount of efforts he did just to stay warm and even that is useless so I doubt doing so will make any difference
@FlareLightPro8 жыл бұрын
theres at least one discussion like that on every winter exercise with the army
@considerthewildflowers55338 жыл бұрын
This is really funny! Although poor James talking about his moment of panic. They looked like two wounded animals! :D
@caboose.205 жыл бұрын
"Jeremy, I'm very cold."
@decodolly15353 жыл бұрын
They need to revive the TV series "Grumpy Old Men" with just James & Jeremy. Each episode would be about 4 hours long, but they'd still be absolute gold.
@DeanMoxley878 жыл бұрын
Chemistry you cant manufacture that....
@Jecool2428 жыл бұрын
He's so monotonous as well
@averagejoe4698 жыл бұрын
I know! If you're going to have an American on British TopGear, you might as well have a Brit play Super Man! Oh, wait.......
@averagejoe4698 жыл бұрын
I know! If you're going to have an American on British TopGear, you might as well have a Brit play Super Man! Oh, wait.......
@averagejoe4698 жыл бұрын
I know! If you're going to have an American on British TopGear, you might as well have a Brit play Super Man! Oh, wait.......
@mohamedamr199766 жыл бұрын
"Where's my Rolls Royce" hahahahahahah
@RahulKapoor99923 жыл бұрын
I love how at the end James went "Where's my Roll Royce"... hahaha the icing on the cake!
@toveychurchill64684 жыл бұрын
Jeremy and James ranting about cold to death James: talks about science Jeremy:talks about murder
@DanielSadjadian8 жыл бұрын
Loving these extra clips. Awesome. Thanks for uploading.
@bigzubber3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest moments of television history 😂 I’ve never seen so much complaining be so funny and never getting old
@jonnnyren62454 жыл бұрын
WHINING. The perfect word to describe these three seriously. I would do absolutely anything to spend an hour or a day with these three and just bicker or whine about literally anything and drive cars while roasting each other.
@bovinejangles11 ай бұрын
James is on top form here
@k956upg8 жыл бұрын
English on holiday love to moan. I can't describe it but it's very satisfying moaning makes us happy & we wouldn't be happy if we couldn't. We're not miserable we just like to moan a bit even if we're laughing about the experience.
@invisibleman48276 жыл бұрын
True! Very, very true. XD
@ajay08416 жыл бұрын
For those who think India is just hot ....
@praveensharma98936 жыл бұрын
Ajay Kumar surely you could sweat near the tallest mountain
@japooskas4 жыл бұрын
Nice bout boys .. lols always welcome
@rnramadithyan60343 жыл бұрын
@superfuresh yes,it’s true in some of the northern states,but the south and Kashmir and other parts are much cleaner.
@colestock99807 ай бұрын
“Look at it! Its just disgusting and medieval. Where’s my Rolls-Royce?” One of my favourite quotes, and i have many from that trio 🤣
@amdog50554 жыл бұрын
3:45 Jeremy went into May's tent lol.
@robflob93933 жыл бұрын
This is the standard morning conversation on an English campsite in 'mid summer'
@decodolly15353 жыл бұрын
So true! 😂
@adrianlopez5163 жыл бұрын
Jeremy sounds like hes on the verge of tears
@mrkeefor3 жыл бұрын
Watched again and was still laughing out loud. My mummification sleeping bag tried strangling me once. I woke up in the morning with the draw string wrapped around my neck
@NotSteveCook8 жыл бұрын
#VeryBritishProblems
@DoctorYoda27 жыл бұрын
JesusHippie Yes. Because being cold is a #BritishProblem ._.
@an1ketsharma3 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorYoda2 Bitching about it when you cannot afford a better tent, sleeping bag etc. Better pack your own if it bothers you ffs XD
@samuelbrook-williams15293 жыл бұрын
@@an1ketsharma Obviously they can afford better tents, moron. Theyre all rich. They were given useless local (indian) camping gear. So they have the right to complain.
@abeedhal65193 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorYoda2 bitching about it like a pussy is lmao
@DoctorYoda23 жыл бұрын
@@abeedhal6519 LMAO
@anandnairkollam4 жыл бұрын
North Indian cold can be much different than the sub zero cold in Europe. it can go to your bones even when the temperature is just 0 degree Celsius. it's simply unbearable and painful
@summushieremiasclarkson47002 жыл бұрын
Yes, and the reason is simple: humidity. In most places, when it's cold, it is quite dry. But because of the Himalayas acting as a barrier, this causes a massive rise in humidity at low temperatures. Damp at 5 degrees C is much worse than dry at -10 C.
@anandnairkollam2 жыл бұрын
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 thanks for the insight
@VarunKumar-ro4ll Жыл бұрын
also our houses aren't made to keep the heat in, they do become very cold during peak winters.
@flaminmongrel6955 Жыл бұрын
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700Himalayas are not damp where these guys were it's obviously in Himachal or similar altitude and below -10 if it's rohtang or badrinath or some place like that then it's most likely -20 in night even in summer or -40 in winters
@summushieremiasclarkson4700 Жыл бұрын
@@flaminmongrel6955 Not talking about the Himalayas, just the plains. I'm well aware.
@MrKabeer013 жыл бұрын
"My leg was sticking out into absolute zero" 🤣. What a statement with a double meaning!!.
@flaminmongrel6955 Жыл бұрын
People expect an entire subcontinent with one of the longest mountain ranges to be just entirely warm and then they go to places where the temp on an average stays below -25°C and in winters usually goes down to -40
@kevin711278 жыл бұрын
"why are the sleeping bags shiny?"
@TheOtherGuys28 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that most countries, if you get to know enough about them, really only have two seasons. In Canada, we have Winter from November to April, and the other season is Mosquito, from April to September. September to November is just a transitional period where there's nothing to do but put up with various holidays. Britain, I think, has two seasons as well: Dreary Winter, and Dreary Summer. Both are moderately chilly, and while they may have moments of actual warmth or cold, it's typically not long enough to actually result in Summer or Winter weather. The only way to tell which you're in, is to wait for the sun to come out, and if it gets warmer, it's the Dreary Summer. While I'm at it, I suspect America has Football and Vacation seasons.
@anthonymcdonald23788 жыл бұрын
Minnesota, we have 2 seasons... november-march is cold and april-october is road construction season
@paulweston48296 жыл бұрын
In England we have four seasons......and thats just in one day. lol
@summushieremiasclarkson47003 жыл бұрын
India is unbearably hot and dry in the Summer, and near freezing cold in the winter. And raining everywhere in between. March and October are pleasant, around 16C. The coast is always warm, but humid as hell. Exceptions are - cities on the southern plateau (pleasant year-round, between 10-30C and dry), and the Himalayan belt (quite a large area) and several mountain ranges in the South (Freezing year-round).
@TheOtherGuys23 жыл бұрын
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 Sounds about right. I imagine being much closer to the equator, the shift is more sudden in India. Canada (even where I live, close to the US border) easily goes from 40C in July to -40C in January. we get Caribbean hurricanes, and Arctic blizzards. :P I will say, we don't have a rainy season.
@aflutteroffeminineconfusio19863 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile on the West coast of Australia (Perth) our summers are so long and dry that i absolutely cannot waitfor winter.... its rare that it gets really REALLY cold but we need all the rain we can get our dams are never ever full .. im praying this winter is a wet one .....⚡🌈💧☁☔
@simranpreetsawhney59396 жыл бұрын
My goodness... I laughed so heard during the entire time that I couldn't eat my food. When he said about burning the tent I nearly spit my food.
@timothydraper66263 жыл бұрын
It's perfectly phrased.
@ardivanbrown83088 жыл бұрын
I could listen to these guys argue over what kind of paper is better for writing on with pencil and still be fascinated.
@kimayoung818 жыл бұрын
I'll second that
@jason41a Жыл бұрын
this is one of the absolute best moments on topgear ever
@hgmck517411 ай бұрын
Closing words: "Where is my Rolls Royce?" 😂
@kauztuv3 жыл бұрын
Nothing like watching couple of tough men traveling the world
@Maghanashi7 жыл бұрын
Fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.
@carpetclimber40273 жыл бұрын
So true about those tight sleeping bags. I HATE them. I can't sleep in a tight sleeping bag where you feel like you're a cabbage roll.
@archerce3 жыл бұрын
2:08 A BWEATH moment of warmth 😂
@guguigugu6 жыл бұрын
how i feel about pretty much any camping trip.
@ghalibbajwa37973 жыл бұрын
Jeremy malfunctioning at 2:54
@michaelmccloskeyooi3 жыл бұрын
The most British thing ever is James may saying “look at it, it’s disgusting it’s medieval. Where’s my rolls Royce?”
@akashmandal67653 жыл бұрын
“Where’s my Rolls Royce ?”
@jj-tv3xl3 жыл бұрын
I sleep like that everynight One thin blanket and a rock ass pillow Welcome to india
@alistair76253 жыл бұрын
Love more of this,since we get so little of the trio these days...
@panator8 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest clip from top gear ive ever seen XD
@sachitbedi38253 жыл бұрын
Pure gold!
@RockPhonic3 жыл бұрын
Watched this about 10 times, still makes me laugh.
@user-ig2vf3yl1c11 ай бұрын
The other people on the site probably were miserably cold. You just didn't hear them because they're probably not English.
@pawwl8 жыл бұрын
This 4 minute clip is better than new top gear by miles. - I want The Grand Tour now.
@misterprecocious24916 жыл бұрын
Jeez, these guys drove to the north pole in a truck.
@jediknight12943 жыл бұрын
Theres a huge difference between being g in a properly rated tent, rated gear with all the kit to do it well and being at high altifude where its damp, thin air with shite kit.
@jama2113 жыл бұрын
This is incredible
@shannyjackson92063 жыл бұрын
being in cold without proper gear really is utter hell
@sirruffalot3 жыл бұрын
You know Mays about to die when he calls him Jeremy.
@KarlOlofsson3 жыл бұрын
Woke up with frozen clothes in my tent at a springtime norwegian mtb festival once. Tried to make due without a sleeping bag. Ended up finishing the night in the service house by a heater ^^
@dipro0015 жыл бұрын
The more time I spend in Minnesota the more I relate to this clip.
@NotKimiRaikkonen11 ай бұрын
British people will complain about any type of weather. Too cold. Too hot. Too rainy. Too dry. Too sunny.
@shaunwalford35343 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest rants ever.
@ArturoTabera6 жыл бұрын
So basically Indian 5 Star Hotel Standards.
@whoppitydoppity3 жыл бұрын
James looks extremely alike that dove lady in home alone here. Or is it her in disguise...
@therickman19902 жыл бұрын
"it just disgusting and medieval, where is my Rolls Royce?"
@ChrisKowalski3139 ай бұрын
02:00 "And I contemplated...... ending it" hahahahaha
@TheSpearkan11 ай бұрын
Hope falls slightly, Discontent rises
@JikaInFamous8 жыл бұрын
i love you megan for this
@TrollingTime1236 жыл бұрын
Poor Clarkson, nearly spooned James😬😢
@DesertWolf3929 ай бұрын
Can't deny they have been through some absolutely near death adventures
@EmilyGloeggler79842 жыл бұрын
Here is a reminder - Most Homeless people actually live rougher lives subjected to the elements and even they want to be indoors.