Top Gear Making fun of Americans Compilation

[@glohin8770]

man was on a mission by compiling 54 minutes worth of clips

[@RatelHBadger]

54 minutes and no word of a lie was spoken

[@UberLummox]

@@RatelHBadger US of A here. Yap. Pretty much. But don't knock murder until you've tried it. And the guy doing most of the talking (yelling) is fat and loud. He'd fit right in!

[@RatelHBadger]

@@UberLummox you must be a long-haul trucker

[@UberLummox]

@@RatelHBadger Just kidding about the murder part, if that's what you mean. 🙂

[@PokkoJaj]

@@UberLummoxtrue! Loud, fat, bombastic and violent! Real American Material right there. (To clarify i mean this in jest, no offence intended)

[@cryalot378]

"You're american? You can't be, you're not fat enough." what a smooth talker Clarkson is

[@fatso8437]

she's actually Canadian - said she was American because she was told to by the producers.

[@kevinbuja8105]

Always makes me laugh.

[@alexeikotov7769]

Canada is in North America so yes, she is american🤷‍♂ @@fatso8437

[@paulcarmi8130]

​@fatso8437 and yet it doesn't matter because canadian obesity is getting bad too!

[@LinkAlmeida]

@@fatso8437 Truth be told, Canadians are also Americans

[@wingsofzero5732]

“We need some sophistication - we’ll call the Australians!” A double-whammy joke that always cracks me up

[@raulrosas5068]

"gas, they call a liquid gas"

[@shoeonhead]

Right? Lol that was funny, GASoline.

[@JETZcorp]

The funny part is, the word petrol came after the word gasoline. The first ones to say gasoline were... the British!

[@bill45colt]

annnnnd look at the prices they pay for gasoline,,,,,,gasoline is the same price world wide,,,,,,its the taxes and transportation that make it different in different countries,,,look it up@@shoeonhead

[@saagabragi6938]

@@JETZcorp But they didn't call it gas

[@JETZcorp]

@saagabragi6938 It was an obscure waste product at the time, so most people hadn't heard of it. But the fact is, gasoline was the first word used for it, and it was named that because it vaporized so readily into its gaseous state. Liquid gasoline isn't even flammable - its gaseous form is the important feature. Yes it's a liquid when it's stored, but so is compressed natural gas, propane gas, acetylene gas, freon gas, nitrogen, oxygen, nitrous, etc.

[@NightRunner_K5]

As an american, i can approve the entire message 🤣 had me pissing my pants the whole time.

[@ghomerhust]

seconded! their roasts really do nail us right on the head!

[@MorningNapalm]

LOL, I am laughing the whole time, but I also feel a little bad, because only about 3/4 of it is true.

[@winstonsmithsoul]

Us limeys haven’t got over getting dumped all those centuries ago. Jeremy gives the best impression of a dumped boyfriend, all in jest I’m sure :)

[@UberLummox]

@@MorningNapalm More like at least 90% right at least.

[@IHWKR]

As an American, I don't approve your statement.

[@kevinbuja8105]

As an American, who has lived in Florida, I always loved when they would rip on us. Plus, the almost constant badgering of Hammond for being an American, secretly, was also funny.

[@etac774]

The fact that this is the longest Top Gear compilation I’ve seen speaks volumes about Top Gear

[@lukedanielgalon1596]

Speed Camera’s

[@kourloulinos]

The fact that it's spelled compilation , and I'm not even British.

[@jay8564]

@@kourloulinos American proving clarksons point

[@mikew.3047]

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[@adamwalkercodes]

As a fat American who drives a jacked up Dodge ram 1500 I approve this video.

[@kasperrieberg3495]

You should know then 😉

[@jmg4566]

as a non obese American, Fiat bought your brand. That fact is better than your best ford joke, and that is all that matters.

[@lightborn9071]

Back when America had the guts to take some punches.

[@ghomerhust]

yeah, once that fatass took over, everyone started complaining when the entire world found out just how stupid we were. not that it's better currently....

[@Valigarmanda]

well, not in Alabama they didn't LMAO

[@z1bryan]

Yeah, as an American most of us have gone way too soft. I love all these jokes

[@derrickstorm6976]

​@@z1bryanand its the old people who watch Top Gear lol

[@Yomotomen]

You clearly haven’t seen this comment section.

[@shock6906]

"It's got a flat belly. It's the only thing in America that has..." I laughed out loud at that one.

[@CharlieFoxtrot06]

As an American, they aren't wrong.

[@HJW018]

5:20 "God, Florida's awful." The most accurate thing ever said about Florida.

[@1995_jack]

Honestly most of the deep south fits into this. North Carolina is the first state that isn’t absolutely awful

[@PaintHerWhite]

Yet everybody is going there.

[@HJW018]

@@PaintHerWhite Not really, Between '21-'22 739k moved there while 490k left that's a net of 249k, that's not a substantial nor is it remotely considered "everybody."

[@SpaceMissile]

@@HJW018 nerd alert.

[@numa2k147]

I enjoy the fact it's cheeky banter and not toxic insults. Top class from them

[@maxslender4668]

90% of these clips are Clarkson. Which I like. Hammond would never say anything bad about America and James doesn't know where America is because he doesn't even know where his house is. To be fair, I love all of these jokes and although I'm not American, I have an affinity for american culture, I will always remember how blown away I was by the size of the caesar salad I bought when I first got there at my hotel. I will always be amazed at how in America I always felt obligated to order an extra burger everywhere I went. And I will always be amazed at how I put on 8 kilos in just 4 weeks by being there and still walking all day. The food is nuts, it's so cheap and there's this weird urge to eat more, so you do. And you get fat.

[@GloomGaiGar]

James doesn't even know where HE is.

[@dickhitswater4836]

Weird way to say you have no self control. Just because food is there doesn’t mean you have to eat it.

[@k3corvette35]

Well at least American food is edible unlike British food. Blood pudding , spot of dick, jellied eels, Haggis, Piccalilli, bkack pudding, mince pie, and the absolutely disgusting Marmite !! Its no wonder they all think Americans are fat ! Its cause we actually have edible food here ! Not something thats as gross as Tripe made from a stomach lining from random animals and has to be cooked all day long just to be able to chew it enough !🤢

[@thomasward4505]

Don't most people eat more when they're on vacation?

[@andrewcheng1998]

Walk a lot and jet lag can make body try to compensate.

[@oweinwong9849]

'you will now attempt in 8 days what the Americans couldn't in 10 years. Drive from south Vietnam to north'

[@PragueFalcor]

The make Fun How Americans says Jaguar But when Clarkson say Škoda it gets me everytime🤣New Skoouda 🤣🤣

[@boxingfan1l950]

The funny thing is that neither pronounce the word properly yet they make fun of each other. The “J” should sound more like “H” (hagooar) and the word comes from a South American tribe..

[@cronoz-sensei4259]

As a Czech I gotta say that 99 percent ppl dont know how to pronounce it. Which I find very fucking weird because its literally just pronounced "Shko-DA"

[@lucas82]

Best part is when Clarkson tries to convince the police officer that they were shooting a documentary and definitely not a fool around show.

[@jimjimmyjam8242]

As an american I can confirm all this is true

[@ian1231100]

Even the incest part?

[@OzzieMozzie777]

​@@ian1231100that evil King George tried to separate us from our sisters 😡

[@Spectru91]

yeo​@@ian1231100

[@staalman1226]

No it's not, and our country has been dishonored by Jeremy Clarkson! Most crosswalks here don't use words! I mean other than that it's all true, but the crosswalk signs!

[@ic1815]

1:25 “it’s nice to have the colonies here” bye💀

[@yammt3148]

Hearing how awkward Jezza's Yank accent is only makes me realize how weird I must sound impersonating a Brit... Damn, you Longshanks. The War of 1812 wasn't enough?

[@DommageCollateral]

i really like this guy because hes actually funny. most of the idiots on tv actually just pretend to funny

[@denisegore1884]

You need to get a hold of his books. You'll, die.

[@endreslukk5956]

The lenght of this video is hilarious itself😂

[@larrypelrine1799]

I will give Clarkson that our fuel in America is "limp-wristed fairy fuel" compared to what the Europeans use.

[@JETZcorp]

Worth noting that US fuel octane is rated by a different system to Europe. The AKI number will always be lower than RON, even if the fuel was identical. Theirs is still better, but not by that much.

[@ml9867]

I'm a fat American who only speaks one language, doesn't have a passport, drives a sedan, & played soccer as a kid, yet love this video.

[@alexgerrits349]

33:05... ACTUALLY, ""undertaking" (passing on the right) is NOT legal in the U.S. NOR is staying in the #1 lane (left for us) while traffic moves faster than you. Those two laws ARE still on the books, but it has become impossible to enforce because you cannot ticket 99.9% of the motoring public who doesn't know this.

[@JETZcorp]

Absolutely nobody in this country even knows that "undertaking" is a thing. There's just passing, and they figure who cares which lane it happens in.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Hey, the same rules apply on the Autobahn. With the only difference that you go 120 while overtaking a truck that goes 90, only to be passed by someone going 160 on the other side

[@alexgerrits349]

@@JETZcorp Yes, that is the accepted standard for U.S. drivers and law enforcement, but the penal code still says that the #1 lane is for passing only. English drivers still recognize that law, but foreigners there are ignoring it and the Brits are angry about it. Personally I have been angry about it since I started driving in 1982.

[@alexgerrits349]

@@bb-sky It's a joke from Jeremy Clarkson who said on Top Gear "You cannot be an undertaker" which was in response to the British Director of Transportation who said that undertaking is illegal

[@alexgerrits349]

@@HappyBeezerStudios Yes. in Europe, the law is still enforced. In the U.S., that law is s still in place, but it has been overlooked for nearly a century now.

[@bjw4859]

After all these years I'm still coming across Top Gear clips I haven't seen before, that was worth every minute.

[@cl61youtube]

32:39 This could not have aged worse. Turns out the Americans owning F1 is one of the worst thing that can happen to the sport because they keep putting stupid and boring races into the calendar along with the cringiest opening ceremony in the human history.

[@abalakrishnan4152]

Not only that, NASCAR is growing faster than ever and actually has some of the most interesting and diverse racing in the motorsport world. It's got short ovals, long ovals, rovals, road courses, dirt tracks, and now street courses! I went to the Chicago Street Race a few months ago and it was an unforgettable first motorsport event.

[@GloomGaiGar]

Boring races have been around before Americans got their hands on it. European owners have introduced far worse races. The worst opening ceremony in human history was the 2023 Asian games in China.

[@Blackadder75]

I just never watch the opening ceremony. the race starts at exact hour X:XX (unless rain delays) so it's easy for me to tune in 1 minute before 'light's out and away we go!' Also the past year or two gave better races than the decade before when Mercedes would usually win with 30+ seconds lead. (VERstappen dominance is getting boring, but at least the other teams are a bit closer now )

[@user-mc6wb4ls1p]

They really used German engineering and American money to get to the moon. My man was on point

[@pucknhusker9426]

Ummm yep we know

[@theoteddy9665]

forget about russian though, their rocket formula by konstantin tsiolkovsky and inventions..

[@deltas4764]

Just the fact this video is nearly 1/24 of a day.

[@Intelegencia2000]

"cuz hey it's sporty! that's sporty! got no suspension it's sporty!"

[@hmdwgf]

16:08 “I got me a Mitsubooshi up my butt creek” LOLOLOL

[@alwantamalus3709]

I guess Clarkson is banned in America for his entire life.

[@Gunni1972]

I think, they had their revenge on him, when he bought the Ford GT.

[@kasperrieberg3495]

He doesn’t mind

[@joshdelany5189]

“Soccer, is what your police do to their wives!”

[@subjectunknown5098]

5:10 😂😂😂 Vietnam, "you dont know man you weren't there"😂😂😂

[@sakshamchaudhary8594]

“You don’t know man, you weren’t there”.😂

[@TheSavvy70]

I just check on this every month to see how many of my fellow Americans have no humor.

[@thegodofhellfire]

As an American in surprised this is only 54 minutes long...

[@alexgerrits349]

0:20... If you didn't drive on the wrong side of the road, you could turn right on red also.

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

You’d turn left on a red light for driving on the left

[@alexgerrits349]

@@Shakes-Off-Fear You would think, but apparently, they don't grasp that.

[@samrester6254]

1:34 Makes his jokes about others being fate even funnier.

[@EversTrainz]

God, the cutoff at 8:40 is freaking glorious

[@MrBattlecharge]

The car was first made in Germany. Germany drives on the right hand side of the road. Sorry England, you guys are different.

[@SwanGangMeme]

I agree with Clarkson on everything except that

[@paulhammons7077]

As an American. Thank you for the jokes. If ya can't laugh 😆.. well ya can't live

[@jacobmanning7262]

As an American, this shit is hilarious. For the record, if I was looking to buy a premium sports car I wouldn't buy American because all of what they said are pretty true. However, at 32:38 this is exactly how we'd run F1 and y'all can't tell me it wouldn't be an improvement. Don't believe me? Look up Myatt Snyder and Austin Hill. No suspensions for that lol

[@ellis3547]

Can’t believe there’s an hour worth of this.

[@ddutsie]

It's karma seeing the present day Clarkson grow to the size of a zeppelin.

[@Ghost-og1oc]

It's not Karma, it's called aging, American's getting fat at the age of five.

[@jspaceemperor420]

"They call a liquid, Gas" American's summed up in one line

[@centurion7993]

3:45 America whenever they fight a war against insurgents: *wins war for 20 years straight then goes home and somehow loses*

[@shock6906]

"You can have it in red, white, black, yellow, or blue, and that's it!" I can tell he was talking about the C5 Corvette here.

[@wanganeu]

Ford GT 2004

[@herceg6772]

I want these guys back! The best TV show ever

[@rampagingelephant7353]

As an American I love it when they make fun of us! 🤣

[@sc7909]

It's funny because, apart from the accent, Jeremy seems like an American 😄

[@68orangecrate26]

I love hearing these guys making fun of us… “The Stig’s American cousin” 🤣… Good stuff!

[@XxEpicxSeinagixX]

mr big mac and silicon valley lol great compilation

[@topgamer-12621]

As a Mexican, I tend to agree with jeremy this video is funny as fuck

[@pucknhusker9426]

As a New Zealander i would hate to live in Mexico. Way to close to America. Feel for you my bro ✌

[@Corkassnigga82378freddy]

​@@pucknhusker9426also mexican, thank you brother

[@pucknhusker9426]

All good bro, i really do feel for you guys and all thinking people around the world feel the same im sure. @@Corkassnigga82378freddy

[@dplouro]

My first trip to America and I had to drive my first american car. Back home in Portugal I had a Fiat Uno 60 i.e. The american car had a 5 liter engine, the biggest radio that I saw in a car, enormous buttons and no place whatsoever for 2 adults in the back seat although the car was 1,5 meter longer and 0,4 wider than my Fiat. The performance was a joke, like a Renault 4. The worst car that I ever drove. Sorry but I forget the model name, was a long time ago.

[@thomasward4505]

Lumping All-American cars into one group is like lumping all-americans into one group. There are many American cars that corner well they're called sports cars, but your average everyday shitbox car is just for transportation

[@Volvith]

_"Because of course, the whole world speaks English, doesn't it?"_ *_Said the Brit, forgetting about the never-setting sun._*

[@MoreFromKore]

As an American, these are hilarious and I love these guys 😂🤣🤣

[@connorlyons2376]

When the axis powers quite literally destroyed your supply lines, and you exist thanks to the u.s.

[@pucknhusker9426]

lol if you cant laugh at yourself you will be laughed at hence the rest of the world is on its knees in a puddle of tears and very saw stomach muscles. Edit/ Stomach muscles are formed when you use your legs to leave the couch/sofa or what you guys probably call a WWF viewing platform.

[@PeaceAndQuiet._.]

Ww2 would of been won without us it would just took longer

[@anvilsvs]

Yes, it would have been won without us. But not by the Brits.

[@DanielFrost79]

"A Starion is just an Asian owned Stallion" - Granddad, 2018. RIP!

[@KeithHinch]

The Ford GT40 was actually designed by Bruce McLaren - a New Zealander. Not by a British person.

[@anvilsvs]

Try again. That was the Lola GT by Eric Broadley.

[@junkyardboy]

“Hummer guaranteed not to repel your sister” 😂😂😂

[@user-ig1ec1pu4d]

Turning right at a red light is the dumbest thing. Also in the US, the left turn lights almost 'blink' green for 3 seconds and if it is longer, it turns green for both directions, only for turning, instead of forward and left. It is almost like designed to cause accidents. Very annoying.

[@luckilyidontcare3012]

2:59 BUMBLEBEEEEEE!!!

[@jstarr11111]

What is really funny is the “fattest bloke” is Jeremy! A lot of truth in that video though…..😊

[@NeedForSpeed.2004]

I agree with the whole interior thing. For a certain time period, American cars had some of the worst interiors

[@mikoajsiedlaczek3675]

Still dont excel in making interiors.

[@tankeater]

I would always say they have to be getting base model vehicles from American... Being 36 and knowing a lot about all types of vehicles, they DEFINITELY got stock, base, BS interior on them US products 😂🤷‍♂️🤘

[@Ninnuam999]

The Americans are seething in the comments

[@Stg44guy]

What are you talking about? We’re laughing with you 😂😂

[@shannonschneider8413]

You dont need horsepower when you're ugly....Pontiac Aztec

[@Gunni1972]

If no one wants to compete with it, What's the point?

[@FinnRenard]

Not the biggest fan of Clarkson generally, but I can certainly get behind him on his views of the US

[@mrpoenuts]

In the 1960/70 Ford Europe used to build a V4 engine that both Ford and Saab were using.

[@flyinghedgehog3833]

Then he did Netflix lol

[@Low-gee]

Notice how 85% of the video is Clarkson

[@rssvss]

Jeremy (with his digust of regulations), and . Richard (with his love of our autos) are practically Americans. James hatred of France makes him German. 😅.

[@ml9867]

44:41 The Cadillac XLR has tail lights that cannot be repaired & there are no replacements available.

[@ryougahibiki941]

Ryan Reynolds is canadian if I'm not mistaken

[@taigarl9840]

Still checks out, north america 😅😅😅

[@sugarnads]

Still american. Last time i checked canadia is in nth america

[@believeinmatter]

@@sugarnadsnot how that works lol

[@R_E_D22]

@@sugarnads you do know that canada isnt part of the us right

[@PeaceAndQuiet._.]

@@sugarnadsnope

[@Tentative79]

um, that camaro set records at the ring

[@RicoBanani]

the fact that there's an hour of only this.. 😂

[@SpectralOoze]

Those comments about Louisiana in the wake of New Orleans were heavy and true. The truth is Americans were denouncing our incompetent government since day one and they still havent contributed anything meaningful to the state since that disaster.

[@CGTGofficial]

I love seeing Top Gear make fun of the country I love. In other words I'm an American who finds British comedy amazing

[@alistairmills7608]

But Richard Hammond, do you not realise you are an Alien ?

[@99KRIS99]

the Colonies 😅

[@KyleIng]

I absolutely love this video😂

[@jackwebb5044]

Know what Jaguar means in American ? Yard art.

[@TheSavvy70]

Like all the other fords then. 😂

[@torres3800]

"Trunk is that thing in front of an elephants" "they call something that's liquid, gas"

[@wesleyreese7647]

I love how he says "like it's spelled" Then can't pronounce aluminum 😂😂

[@killermonkey1392]

Welp, if Americans could spell, they'd write "aluminium" like we do in the civilized world ;)

[@wesleyreese7647]

@@killermonkey1392 look up the original spelling. Alumium was designated as Aluminum by its founder, Davy. British/English later changed it to sound like potassium, sodium, etc. We pronounce how it's spelled instead of changing the spelling to what we can or Can NOT Pronounce. 😉😉

[@philnleblanc6664]

Damn, Clarkson still mad about 1776? 😂

[@pucknhusker9426]

nope just fed up like the rest of the planet

[@PeaceAndQuiet._.]

@@pucknhusker9426indeed

[@koekiemonster5723]

It can't find any city,....... But it CAN find you a BURger. That sentence, iconic....

[@andrewf1326]

Terrible quality, but awesome editing. Brilliant, thanks for putting this together. Bless the joy the boys bring to the rest of us 😊

[@FinbarGallagher]

The Ford Falcon isn't making fun of Americans, it's an Australian Car, Ford may be an American Company but the Falcon was made by Ford Australia and only released here.

[@notracefromraytraceinhisface]

41:00-42:35 Has got to be the funniest thing, I've seen in ages XD

[@mr.stealthrt6366]

I like how with the chrysler he clarkson says it wont let me turn traction control off, i feel like chrysler was watching because now all the cars you can turn traction control off and it stays off

[@samflyer80]

didn't feel like they're making fun of, felt like a documentary XD

[@BassicVIC]

This video should close with the clip where they read the viewer email asking them to be more American, and they apply make-up on them 😂😂😂😂😂

[@StefanBacon]

It's true, I've never met a construction worker wjo can pronounce Takeuchi, the inventor of rubber tracks.

[@kidnamedfingerreal]

"You spilt my burger" 14:15

[@withinjapan2024]

Clarkson speaks logic

[@foggyj4474]

American Stig is just a little off, He’d need to be bigger and carrying a shotgun

[@TheMNrailfan227]

As an American, Clarkson Hammond and May are the only Brits that have any right to make fun of the USA. They’re all so funny

[@SolRC]

This should be called "Jeremy Clarkson makes fun of America" still funny AF.

[@knytrydr73]

"Welcome to the free world." That didn't age well did it Jezza? 😆