Top Gear - The News Compilation

And now it's time to do The News!
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[@danieltaylor1264]

I’m not the first to arrive, but as you’d expect, I’ve done this properly

[@TejasShelar2498]

Rubbish! 😂

[@c0mplex564]

Daniel, you idiot!

[@vasilaki47]

Ambitious, but rubbish.

[@rampagoetech7024]

rubbish!!!

[@user-of9hi1jn4x]

Germany Clarkson shut up Martin about cars Annabelle You don't like oh no cars about Toy Spencer for me in the 1960s Play Top Gear coloured stickers

[@ProtossOP]

It’s actually funny how in the first clip it’s only James who’s roasting the Beetle, while the other two are asking why, and several seasons later they all hate it.

[@Dafmeister1978]

It took a while, but they saw the light.

[@robertwood5585]

Seen the light

[@danielvandersall6756]

What's hilarious to me is that Richard and James both own and love the 911 Porsche--a car made by the same man who designed the beetle, on the same chassis.

[@23GreyFox]

They are Brits and the car is German, no surprise there.

[@ekim4926]

James' cheese analogy is perfectly spot on imo

[@mignik01]

It's a joke and has no bearing on reality.

[@ekim4926]

@@mignik01But if you think about it, it made sense, Ferrari was deliberatingly holding back, or seemed to anyway, not making the 430 as good as it could be

[@mignik01]

@@ekim4926 No. They are two different cars. One was more friendly and supposed to be an everyday Ferrari. And the other was more enthusiast focused. Cheese analogy doesn't work either because higher quality ingredients cost more

[@AaronThornton-lm4lh]

​@@mignik01 it's not that serious 😊

[@mignik01]

@@AaronThornton-lm4lh that's why I said it was a joke. You need a complete lack of understanding of markets and manufacturing to take is seriously.

[@Chanannagins]

I could watch these 3 talk about anything for hours

[@BOBO-xe6rl]

Imagine drinking while at it

[@Mynx-]

@@BOBO-xe6rlI am actually lmao

[@iamdb1990]

it was never about the cars, those three were the reason Top Gear was popular

[@MrBirosanyi89]

Same here✌🏻

[@nickhadfield3192]

Calling Jonathon Ross (a man who pronounces his R's as W's) a 'High Ranking Celebrity' is gold

[@vladdydaddy5197]

The synchronized "A WHAT?" KILLED me

[@VikSymbian]

which minute?

[@Luda_101]

@@VikSymbian10:22

[@vladdydaddy5197]

@Luda_101 thank you, because I was NOT about to go scrub through that again lmao

[@BosnianDragon]

Good news! One hour+ video is here!

[@DLGaming2002]

Great! Anyways...

[@willambthommo]

Good news! The Dacia Sandero runs for one hour!

[@BosnianDragon]

​@@DLGaming2002 Last week...

[@viddykhaos2896]

@@willambthommogood news! The Dacia sandero has an engine!

[@gladwrapenjoyer1973]

@@willambthommoThat’s great! Anyway, the new 2024 Toyota Camry

[@inspire4179]

32:08 Jason “Baked Potato” Plato! I couldn’t stop laughing at this joke. Fell out of my chair! 🤣😂

[@markcf83]

St Jeremy being absolutely brutal and beyond savage.

[@TheCynicalJedi]

"I've illuminated my engine bay again and can't see where I'm going!" gets even funnier when you remember pop-up headlights used to be a thing

[@joempoem478]

Remember jeremy's Maserati Merac?

[@mrwhiffy2045]

And now its time to do the News!

[@rampagoetech7024]

and it's a good news....

[@stevemartin6423]

Jeremy - What's the worse thing to step on in the middle of the night? James - A LANDMINE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gets me everytime!

[@jorgeferreira2009]

The best part, to me, is the: "I went on the internet, and ive found this" ... one can only speculate on what they're showing but it's so funny ... 😂😂😂😂

[@Bean41]

Oh but we can do more than speculate, yes the forbidden knowledge is out there

[@DLGaming2002]

21:27 Clarkson: He's had his teeth whitened. Hammond: I have not had my teeth whitened! C: What, they've just become white? H: In the same way yours have gone green! Hammond, this is why you're my favorite of the trio.

[@warrcoww6717]

“JAGS, LEFT!”

[@comradeurod9805]

"J"

[@KnightSeeks]

5:48 I couldn't listen to what they were saying, too mesmerized by the goth girl in the back XD

[@Payne..]

Hammond went from well set up a rival one to no I'm not the editor of a gay website real quick lol

[@deathmisser85]

Just strange in it how at 47:40 Clarkson points out about MMXX being 2020 being in 10 years when this was 4 years ago in our time.

[@charliesmith874]

And top gear didn't exist with those 3 in 2020 anymore :( I was looking for this comment lol

[@RedJLP]

6:59 Clarkson: There is no great person called Ken Me: Not then, but a few years would see the debut of Ken Block, a man who showed Gymkhana to the world and made it huge. I swear, his passing must have shook the motoring world in a similar way to Colin McRae’s

[@thetalesofdaneandco]

I'm a fan of Burns and Jennings.

[@siltstridersftw]

It did, I told my oldest brother last year and he was shocked, his reaction was like (WHAT?!, are you serious?!)

[@asta5907]

Replace Block with Miles and you have a truly great Racing Driver.

[@DankEngine2005]

Taken from us far too soon.

[@thegeforce6625]

Oh definitely. I’m not even into rally that much and I was just as shocked as everyone else.

[@AB2108YA]

*Oh, Bad News* What *The Dacia Sandero Is Delayed!*

[@RatelHBadger]

Oh No! Anyway

[@baoquoc3710]

@@RatelHBadger last week, the new Ford Mondeo finally landed in the UK and it's brilliant!

[@stonedmountainunicorn9532]

23:55 Amazing, even James May knows that guy's on speed will clean everything into the early hours of the morning

[@Robi2009]

1:03:23 - landmine bit always cracks me up xD

[@maccagamingx]

Best 1h video on youtube, top gear news was so good.

[@harveykilgarriff7304]

17:00 so obviously free bird

[@Bobby-Day]

correct

[@giddycadet]

try out paradise killer by carpenter brut. it's less effective when other people are with you, but it's an extremely good driving song nonetheless. that whole genre is generally good for driving but paradise killer stands apart imo

[@davidtuttle7556]

Jeremy forgot about Ken, the Ferrari Killer, Ken Miles. How dare he forget about the Hero of the GT40.

[@garvysgarage]

All roads lead to this news compilation

[@Valigarmanda]

Since Jeremy asked, it's "Since you've been gone" by Rainbow.

[@Chris-xt8io]

Free Bird?

[@theycallmejames7649]

Where in the video did he ask?

[@Valigarmanda]

@@theycallmejames7649 16:31

[@carltonleboss]

Around 17 mins in

[@ladripper47874]

47:36 10 years in the future is now 4 years in the past

[@spartacus778]

The other day I went on the Internet and I found THIS

[@saltzkruber732]

30:26 James is right about the cheese comparrison

[@Clarity_Control]

Yeah, but he could've simplified it

[@user-gy8rk7mm7r]

James May's *pang* C H E E S E

[@johnb2127]

Ill never stop laughing about the fact that Jeremy was right about the Subaru Impreza

[@saltbjorn]

Best driving song? Free bird

[@wats77]

The best Top gear / grand tour compilation maker has uploaded 😃😃. Keep up the amazing work 👌🏻

[@davidohora5454]

I agree

[@Terrezio]

I wonder how the legend who shouted Top Queer is doing these days 20+ years later

[@ATK10155]

It’s like what the Pat McAfee show has become. Good buddies who’ll roast each other into oblivion as they take on the world of their respective topics.

[@tmcmagic5292]

16:12 the thing about this car is, it’s gonna be sold in Britain and they say it’s gonna cost LESS, than 19 THOUSAND POUNDS😂😂😂

[@MaximumRaxx]

It's quite the feeling watching these, still hilarious of course but seeing the Ferrari 430 announced as a new car nearly 15 years after it was discontinued makes you feel a certain kind of old 😂

[@JackieWight-lv8ir]

I love my astra. Shipped it to Cyprus and 5 years later shipping it back. Bit newer than the programme though. So miss this ❤

[@lorraine3674]

Another epic compilation by Bobby day! We salute you for all your hard work

[@MrAndyLake]

If F1 is supposed to be a ”drivers” competition they should all use same car model from only one manufacturer.

[@kolorado7260]

43:45 good thing Clarkson is not a Policemanist

[@guguigugu]

5:30 Jeremy quite accurately predicting the future

[@TransGalStarCatcher]

“I don’t want the police to crack down on CO2, I want them to get my bloody television back” 😆

[@guestc142]

He's got his priorities.

[@Thisweekingaming_]

47:32 they didn't know what was coming

[@tamariskpie8242]

6:54 - clarkson predicting the he's just ken campaign

[@davidlepore4552]

A manufacturer did infact patent a four stroke rotory engine, but it was actually a diesel fueled engine with a four point rotor....I'm not sure if it ever went into testing, or production...

[@gregdrinkwater9237]

Jeff great channel I have done a couple of rack conversions to early Holdens. I used shortened commodore racks. This could be a solution if you find a rack with the desired ratio and have it shortened or widened to suit so you can keep your stock steering arms and mount the rack in the correct position. This will save you calculating your Ackerman's angle Congratulations on the cars you have built reminds me of me 30 years ago in my shed building cars Cheers Greg Drinkwater

[@TraustiGeir]

Why did I watch the whole thing?! I've got chores!

[@petergaskin1811]

The point of the £1 ticket to Glasgow is that they then charge you £5,000 to get you out of Glasgow.

[@demonkey123]

Love your videos Ryan, but I have to disagree with you on this one based on personal experience. If I’d worn armour in my Kevlar jeans knee pocket it would have prevented the tarmac from burning through the material and a part of my knee. It would have also saved me from 6 months in hospital fighting sepsis from the infected wound. I would never consider leaving the house without my D3O now 🤔

[@andymcneil7085]

3 fabulous entertainers.

[@scs3drg]

James Mays "my little sister".... er what!?!

[@Trek001]

Woah... Looking back at the early episodes, see how few people there were

[@thecamocampaindude5167]

Easy: Panama by Van Hallen Gas gas gas by Initial D 16:28

[@AudioPhile]

God James may was funny, i know the script was written by clarkson, but he always nailed it. But then watching his stuff after top gear it was always exactly his sense of humour

[@graemeadamson7272]

Not sure about the script being written by JC , Richard Porter was the script editor and he is extremely funny . Re. Smith n Sniff (with Jonny Smith formerly of 5th Gear , who is also extremely funny ) podcasts . Check them out .

[@davidwood6351]

James May looks like he has leaked out of an episode of Life on Mars

[@Faith01841]

57:26 this is a gif and I've been looking for the clip for AGES. ❤

[@reyasem]

These 3 blokes are quite funny, they should make a show together

[@BuffaloBlueBear]

I miss old top gear and these three. thanks bbc for fucking ruining it and then killing it off

[@johnnyloco11]

watching this I'm struck b how obsessed Clarkson was with gay people. A little too obsessed 😜

[@guguigugu]

when 15k was an expensive car

[@ObviouslyKieran]

Hammond used to be so much more savage in the first few series'.

[@jeffreyjeffrey007]

"I want claret on the pavement." JC

[@rachekane]

This was special

[@saulthetaxidriver6100]

Im enjoying this

[@plaidshirtanomaly]

Also the beetle being ted Bundys car

[@neddy1287]

That funny that Jezza said 275 people buying a new focus a day or per hour don't make sense

[@markcf83]

Some very bad news at 32:47 about the Dacia Sandero,and Captain Slow has a rant at 47:46 about the Nurburgring AND the Growler is involved.

[@Korone-sama]

6:58 Meanwhile Ken Miles:....

[@nickteague106]

Best driving song has to either be Highway to Hell or Thunderstruck both by ACDC

[@stanleybuchan4610]

Best driving tune...Running Down A Dream by Tom Petty.

[@BobAbc0815]

Say what you want about the Beetle, but at least the Exhaust is directed outward.

[@markyamaguchi9571]

I wonder why they didn't want to point out that ken the head designer of pininfarina for Ferrari is ken okuyama a Japanese man. But when i did find this out i too was surprised and a little disappointed 🧐

[@faisaladi4822]

30:30 "why are you on this program?" is crazy

[@Thisweekingaming_]

45:08 today thats Birmingham

[@MrGavload]

The good old days

[@TheEvilHippy91]

The good ol' days when BBC had something good on.

[@james007bond]

Best Driving song Nightcrawlers Push the feeling on.

[@mbtenjoyer9487]

Great news!

[@RedJLP]

Whot?!

[@Valigarmanda]

@@RedJLP It's the dacia sandeiro

[@RedJLP]

@@Valigarmanda Great! Anyway…

[@AMP_34]

Bobby Day the GOATTTT

[@mikehart4083]

How is you can publish a Top Gear video which is over an hour. Without the BBC telling you to take it down ?

[@Clarity_Control]

They're too snobby to bother for now

[@graemeadamson7272]

Yep totally agree with James about beetles , I loathe them . Probably the worst vehicle I have ever had the misfortune to have travelled in/on . Totally over-rated , massively under-powered with hideous styling and abysmal handling . Pants , in my humble opinion .

[@TeoZMuff313]

Anyone else had the Nvidia video graphics cards running in SLI to get max fps on this game

[@92KSharp]

Gentleman and ladies, what is your favorite episode? Between Top Gear & The Grand Tour. Mine is between the African Special with 2nd hand estate cars, Mongolia special with “John”, and camper van special.

[@maxwill1]

Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaseeee mooooooreee

[@zegamerz1980]

Best song for driving to work? AC/DC - Highway To Hell

[@Terrezio]

haha James over pronouncing "high RANKING" when talking about Jonathan Ross because we all know how he would pronounce it

[@davidelliott5843]

Frau garten was even better.

[@ProtossOP]

I actually don’t know how he would pronounce it. Would it be W instead of R in ranking?

[@Terrezio]

@@ProtossOP exactly that😄

[@stryk3r360]

one of the most under appreciated jokes in TG history

[@mainruss]

How incontinent are the British? Greyhounds have bogs, but the last time I took one was a 15hr trip. Could have driven it in 12 hrs, but I was picking up a car. So couldn't really drive down.

[@Jason_The_Stooge]

1:10:27 that hits hard

[@mog7501]

56:54 Does anyone know what theyre referring to when Hammond and May are teasing Clarkson for the capital punishment comment?

[@luke1102]

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[@SatyavratWagle]

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[@grahamsowerby6087]

This is the real top gear! BBC TAKE NOTE!

[@user-fl9in2xi7c]

20:58 Damn!

[@MichSciFi10]

32:47 moments before history was made.

[@user-fl9in2xi7c]

32:47 Dacia feaver!

[@Faith01841]

17:11

[@clarkekobelt8096]

Ken block

[@sandylee6615]

Is it just me or is the video really quiet?

[@harrymcandrew1447]

4:19

[@NadirAgha]

1:10:15 Max Verstappen in 2023 F1 season And it's lights out and away we go ... ... Max Verstappen wins

[@rosalinenixon923]

57:51

[@user-ci5vq3fi7h]

18:53 meme