Top Gear on Italians

[@muskatDR]

"The european union which is a big thing in belgium" I doubt they realised how that joke aged

[@boundish1]

It true tho xD

[@pibloackbar5420]

Yep we'll be out soon thank god

[@iamvain]

@@pibloackbar5420 I see we're in the presence of an idiot

[@thev3131]

Or 2:22 "It's about 38 pounds to fill it up... That's about 50 US cents."

[@Rahul-ef2ou]

It’s foreshadowing of brexit

[@victore92]

The best part of this, is that Volkswagen actually did lie, hahaha!

[@Etherion195]

+Victore just like every single other manufacturer.

[@South4153]

Etherion no! which is a proven fact you idiot! vw is the only brand that cheated.

[@Etherion195]

+South4153 Would you please get yourself a brain before commenting? It is proven that it's NOT like you said. If you still dare to say that bullshit, then show me your "proof"

[@lorenzo_br5803]

+South4153 Harley Davidson cheated

[@Etherion195]

+Lorenzo Bolla and mercedes and fiat and chrysler and land rover and so on and so on...

[@ExplorationOfAI]

Hammond's italian accent is hilarous xD "It's got a million horsepower, yes!" hahahaha

[@crazy4gta1]

“And it’s invisible, and it’s got cannons!”

[@ExplorationOfAI]

@@mousek801Yes it is. His german accent on the Patagonia special was hilarous as well xD

[@galil_6863]

AND ITS GOT CANONS!

[@jackpiki]

Always loved his impression, it's not exactly accurate but c'mon we Italians always complain about other countries and their stereotypes, I just love laughing at some jokes on my country 🤣

[@CosmosProvider]

I guess the more you are ignorant the funnier stereotypes are, because you can't tell if it's accurate or not so you assume it is. Fyi no one i know in italy acts or says stuff like this so yeah very funny and very accurate. I just love how muricans perception of italians is limited to the italians in america, which are only italian by blood and more american than anything.

[@tetragon2137]

There was a poll on stereotyping within EU nations, and, according to the poll, the Italians polled the least trustworthy nation in the EU as... *themselves*.

[@tahutoa]

Sooo, Italy voted Italy for "least trustworthy"?

[@artyfly100]

@@tahutoa as an Italian I'm not really surprised

[@temporaneo617]

At least we're self aware😂

[@giorgiociaravolol1998]

Yeah, just look at italian history and you'll understand why

[@Su33oProduction]

@@ShanesAutos we are lying on this too be aware LOL

[@VeltynTV]

Jezza : "Have you ever tried sitting on some scissors?" James : "Not yet."

[@Meerkat040]

To this day I still don't understand why he said scissors.

[@abdulrahmanalturki5371]

MeerkatProductions because riding a horse is like sitting on scissors..

[@studiosnch]

And then in the Myanmar/Burma Episode James rode a horse while screaming "aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw"

[@mattiasantangelo9421]

i'm italian and that's just funny, c'mon take it easy.. every country has his stereotypes just laugh on it

[@bh8671]

Mattia Santangelo exactly. As an Australian they make jokes about us all the time. Apparently we are all just drunk convicts. Hahaha

[@Poud2]

Yeah I don’t see why people get so bothered about stereotype jokes

[@Fuzzsaphire]

lol well some countries have much better stereotypes than others. i mean, look at india, for example

[@Kronos0999]

Where is the last clip from? With the fuel cap?

[@Fuzzsaphire]

@@Kronos0999 don't remember the episode number but it's about old british sports cars.

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

I don't know why the Italians are upset.They're actually praising them for their aesthetic senses. Italians, great people. You should see what they say about the French or Germans.

[@PK-qo1ww]

UltimateXtreme or worse...the welsh

[@MarluART]

UltimateXtreme Better yet what they say about Americans. Oh lordy.

[@drhanifp]

UltimateXtreme dont forget about mexicans

[@LCdrDerrick]

As a Kraut I have to admit, that they are right! Our navigation systems indeed seem to point towards Eastern Europe! You have to read our propaganda about Putin and at this moment, German soldiers are beleaguering St. Petersburg again. We hungered out this mighty and proud city a few decades ago and we're back. Something is wrong with us! Send help!

[@Knightrem]

Apparently, we can only heard Bison, that's it.

[@Gurkan8994]

So this is where Volkswagen got the idea.

[@Xenuos]

?

[@exmachina1405]

@@Xenuos Volkswagen lied about emissions

[@siddheshpillai3807]

This and most video game developers

[@emiliospowerballer1441]

@@exmachina1405 twice

[@krizalid6883]

As an italian I didn't feel offended and I laughed, but we weren't the one who lied, the germans were

[@lotusraptos]

...so?

[@TFSIChristmas]

I dont feel offended at all

[@andrewparker318]

Just like when they said it was a regular shower

[@arman4440]

Brain: it's 4am go to sleep Me: *T O P G E A R IN ITALIAN*

[@arman4440]

Ok why is it not in Italian

[@arman4440]

Ooooh

[@Rico_71]

@@arman4440 i mean, it was 4am, you are forgiven

[@MiekYT]

2:08 Inspecting a Spanish fishing boat ‘Have you been fishing?’ ‘No.’

[@anonimus077ch]

There are more comments about saying that this is not offensive for Italians, than actual offended italians Guys, in Italy we are the first to do jokes about ourselves. An Italian offended by irony it's just a boring person :P

[@damianoabbina9967]

verissimo

[@Bretaxy]

Exactly, there are no comments saying they’re offended

[@macchiavelli2688]

True

[@TFSIChristmas]

true

[@enricomalossi6379]

Vaffanculoerda inglese.

[@YG-be9gl]

Hammond's Italian accent is hilarious.

[@AdamTheMan1993]

He does a pretty good German accent as well.

[@FuckFeminists]

Ah Ricardo, eeza good for mi!

[@MadnessIncVP]

_A N D I T ‘ S G O T_ *C A N N O N S .*

[@varolussalsanclar1163]

Jezza on EU: "The European Union, which is a big thing in Belgium."

[@georgejacob3162]

2:32. Quality British engineering on that Jensen Healey! Well at least the fuel cap LOOKS nice!

[@lewistaylor2858]

Britain invented the modern world, we know how to engineer.

[@georgejacob3162]

Someone's taking things a bit too seriously!

[@CakraDiaz]

what episode is that

[@NietStefan]

Cakra Diaz £5000 british sports car challenge

[@kevinnelson6070]

@@lewistaylor2858 'We know how to engineer' say the people at Jensen who couldn't engineer a fuel cap properly.

[@theparthenopean2150]

many cars in Europe are designed by Italian(pininfarina bertone giugiaro)

[@zoltancsikos5604]

Nonsense.

[@Alaska1925]

That does sound a bit like nonsense.. besides, it doesn't mean a thing. Not all italians are great designers. Quite the contrary in fact.

[@despicabledog]

Italian are not great designers? AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Riceisokay]

Giugiaro do design most Italian cars, but for other European cars they are usually the manufacturers

[@DavidColex]

Bina Ahmed About 1/2 of all cars produced in this world are designed either 1. by italian designers or 2. italian design houses or are 3. inspired by old italian designs (example: i remember when the audi a7 came out it was praised for its innovative rear end, but the fact is it was stolen from the 70s alfa gtv)

[@canespastico]

I'm Italian, self-ironic and I had a laugh.

[@jdlc903]

Jeremy Clarkson loves italian cars

[@dkppp1331]

Si ma il pandino é molto meglio di una Lamborghini

[@TFSIChristmas]

the Brits also have awful machinery like their tank with a wheel at the back😂

[@internetnavigatora2823]

Jokes about emissions and the european union, this show was prophetic.

[@Antonypancake]

You guys do realise that they are giving the Italians praise, right?

[@alessiom3859]

I might be modest, but I think Italy is the best country in the world, we invented most of today's tecnology, damn, even the radar that marconi sold to the brits (after the italian royal marine refused to buy it)

[@eayo827]

@@alessiom3859 you would be biased not modest

[@krashface4870]

@@alessiom3859 shit bro if this is modesty I'm as sincere sincere as a priest.

[@OniGarro]

@@krashface4870 he said he MIGHT

[@chanematography9016]

@B Sell how about china?

[@hellzila]

Have you ever tried sitting on a pair of scissors? James may : not yet

[@juniorfio1196]

Top Gear: 1:48 Volkswagen: Good idea!

[@FightingForceSoulless]

The European Union, which is a big thing in Belgium xD That's the funniest thing I have heard this week

[@emiliospowerballer1441]

To Hammonds credit: Lamborghini only has 2 factories and both of them are located in Italy, at Lamborghinis headquarters in Bologna. Lamborghini builds their engines on their own. When Audi bought Lamborghini in 1998, they supplied Lamborghini with a 4.2L V8 engine for their upcoming car, which at the time was the Gallardo, the successor of the Diablo. Lamborghini asked Audi for a supply of that particular engine, but Audi realized it was much more cheaper and convenient in buying them. When Lamborghini received this engine, they modified it as they wished and it was this particular modified engine that was used in the R8. Besides the 4.2L and recently the 4L twin turbo from the Urus, ALL the other engines from Lamborghini were and are manufactured by Lamborghini.

[@AdamTheMan1993]

Murcielago was the successor to the Diablo not the Gallardo which was a brand new car from scratch

[@emiliospowerballer1441]

@@AdamTheMan1993 well yes, but the 4.2L engine bought from Audi was redesigned for a new Diablo model. Lamborghini was researching for a new model at the time, which ended up being the Gallardo.

[@zubairibrahim3795]

The Spanish fishing boat .... ‘My Lunch!’🤣🤣🤣

[@thenativemartian5169]

I wish my Gallardo had cannons...

[@Andy-qn5xi]

I just wish I had a Gallardo 🤣

[@surrealtom1437]

I wish I had cannons

[@LeaveTheMark_YT]

Pause very carefully at 0:49 for a cursed image.

[@tossalot]

Spark whilst hammering the petrol cap shut. Good bye Clarkson.🤣

[@Fujiwara.Takumi1]

Everyone: "Wait. The Italian's never lied?" VW: "It always the case" -among us meme

[@Momo_Kawashima]

They are great, but when Hammond said "they're italians, they'll lie, that's all they're good at" I did, in fact, let a "OOH" slip out.

[@riclee371]

jensen healey: fuel cap cant close jeremy clarkson: aight imma hammer it in

[@menoswater1032]

KZbin is Evil for recommending this to me today😒😂😂

[@besaidknight]

00:46 - "...And it's got Cannons!!!" lol x.X;

[@limcritiques]

0:43 Hammond, you creeping me out man

[@fatseip9562]

No ones gonna bring up Jedda smeshing the shit outta the fuel cap with a hammer? Guess it’s just me then

[@joseaca1010]

That fuel cap at the end was killing me, jesus

[@ChaseTheHorizons]

The last car at the end was a British Leyland car, it wasn't Italian... it was the episode where they bought old British cars from the 70s and 80s

[@MudhaffarAdhwa]

"They need a good average" Tesla: I got you

[@giulioguarneri1635]

È molto soddisfacente guardare questo video una volta finita gli Europei 2020

[@richardgadberry8398]

2:50 Jezza using the tool of a pikey.

[@woundedsoldier1766]

Actually Aston Martin made bicycles - They listened to James May!

[@backslash68]

It is all somehow funny until 1:50 when he says "they're Italians... so they'll lie" ... btw there was a scandal years ago when one famous formula one team stole the plans of another famous formula one team. Initially the team manager denied all allegations, then he had to admit. One team was english, the other italian. Can you guess who was the stealing team.

[@professionalretard656]

Ironically, it was the English team who was guilty…

[@worawatli8952]

Jeremy hitting fuel cap at the pump with a hammer and Hammond has no reaction is the most Top Gear thing ever. lol

[@kazukishinomiya9424]

"Have you ever sit on a scissors?" James: "Not yet"

[@texxxxxxxx]

Italians do the best and prettiest cars in the world

[@ahmermalik5521]

Prettiest, yes. Best? That's debatable.

[@noname-yo6yn]

Filippo Minonzio italians build the Best bikes like (ducati is Not) IT is Aprilia.

[@davidebonannini640]

Ahmer Malik You can debate as much as you want about your personal taste, but italian sports/supercars being arguably the best the world has to offer it's a damn matter of fact. The italian "motor valley" is the place to be for sportscars/bikes lovers, this is truly undebatable. I cant think of any other place with the same concentration of iconic, top-end brands. Do you?

[@Mitsushiro23]

Filippo Minonzio yep

[@Vylkeer]

I agree. Since there's no such thing as "the best car" as an objective idea, it's a matter of personal preference and opinion. But Italian car makers are definitely among the top 5 brands in the World. We have Alfa Romeo, Maserati, Fiat, Pagani, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Lancia and a few more. We make the vast majority of cool looking and fast cars around and that's a fact. But as I said, none of them is perfect. Other Countries that make amazing cars are Germany and England. The latter doesn't have many brands but their cars are among the most refined cars ever. Brands like Jaguar, Bentley, Rolls-Royce, McLaren and Aston Martin are just undying. My personal favorite car maker is AM, and I'm Italian! :P

[@sam_marley]

Seeing the petrol prices in that last clip makes me yearn for the good old days

[@kenman91]

which is the episode of the last clip ?

[@davidstanojevic1175]

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[@jeremyshaw1]

British Sports Cars - classics. I don't remember exactly where, but I recall it being in Series 12.

[@kaitlyngarner740]

Series 15 episode 6

[@umlungu360]

It's invisible and got cannons should be mandatory for all Lamborghini marketing material

[@marcogotti5002]

SUPERLEGGERAHHHH FERRHARRIHHH GAGLIARDHOHO

[@tomlowe8563]

I agree to a point only that they had a reputation mainly bodywork and electrics but the looks and sound fabulous

[@thetetons744]

The closed captions at the beginning xD

[@AlainCarAudioManiac]

I dearly miss this show

[@CupofJ0E]

0:40 best part

[@Atreuzs]

These guys are hilarious. Im from germany and laughed about all german jokes they made at top gear. Please more in the future😄

[@11Kralle]

VW ignored the most german rule of them all "Do as you please BUT don't get caught!"

[@keegansutton982]

1:59 Top Gear predicts Diesel Gate

[@WS-1]

The hammer to the metal fuel cap could have caused a spark , thus igniting vapour from the tank. Lucky man , our Jeremy .

[@ThePiquedPigeon]

As an Italian, I'm too busy voting for the 674857689479837245637th government in my Country's history to be offended...

[@rahimimusamuhdzakaria3445]

Italian Car (🇮🇹) is better than American Car (🇺🇸)

[@MostCommentsAreFake-ud8by]

They were correct about car makers lying about emissions ( VW )

[@joergmaass]

And FCA, Renault, ...

[@MostCommentsAreFake-ud8by]

@@joergmaass - Mainly German car makers.

[@antikomartin3405]

Omg all that crowd laughing even if they don’t understand nothing...

[@krashface4870]

Hey, they are paid for doing that.

[@ORODRIVE]

As an Italian I can vouch for the lying part LMFAOOO

[@AdamTheMan1993]

But it turns out it was the Germans (VW) who were lying all along. BTW I'm British who is a fan of Italian cars, they are much better than German cars these days and certainly much better than French POS cars.

[@ORODRIVE]

AdamTheMan1993 hahaha I know that's funny! What I mean, is a lot of my family members will lie or make huge exaggerations lol, I think it's hilarious that VW ended up lying

[@John_Doe....]

last clip? what was italian about that? it is a british car

[@DIZAZZO]

John Doe Italian hammer.

[@maogu1999]

I don't know about ordinary Italians, but I've once watched a countryballs video where the EU asked Italy "Hey Italy, these reports say you are the most corrupt country in Europe! How did that happen?" *Italy looks around and pulls out a stack of cash* "You've never seen this report.

[@keeganb653]

0:49 Please pause.. Everybody. Richard Hammond for ya

[@danr1920]

VW: "We'll just lie!"

[@joergmaass]

VW are Italian, it seems. They own Lamborghini...

[@Schcarraffone]

@@joergmaass blshit they are germanz and they LIE

[@ResidentBigEvil]

Why do i feel these guys might start a war with this discussion 😂😂😂

[@JeepTJ]

We didn’t lie about winning the European championship against England. Maaaan it felt soooo good

[@AdamTheMan1993]

Shame Italy didn't have that winning spirit when the whole country ended up being occupied by a fascist regime and needed to be liberated by Britain

[@JeepTJ]

@@AdamTheMan1993 three months went by and still feels good as that night. Maaaaan what a victory!!!!

[@AdamTheMan1993]

@@JeepTJ Thanks for proving that you Italians have lost your sense of humour overnight over a football match, I thought Italians can take a joke or 2 but unfortunately that isn't the case anymore

[@JeepTJ]

@@AdamTheMan1993 why you say so? This entire thread is a joke. And btw when Italy was liberated back in 1945 there were a lot of celebrations in the streets and it felt like victory. Like three months ago 😀

[@asifrahman7557]

Jeremy may forget to bring tool box but he never forgets hammer

[@animeboy1962]

Why did I get this only now in my raccomendation?

[@MirzaAhmed89]

A million horsepower, yass.

[@MrDavideManzo]

Lamborghini's car is made in a little village near Bologna

[@MadnessIncVP]

0:42 *” M I L L I O N* *H O R S E P O W E R . “* 1:54 *” M Y* *E M I S S I O N S* *I S* *O N E . “* 2:11 *” H A N G R Y ! “*

[@CosmosProvider]

"The european union which is a big dzal in Belgium" Well, not as big as in England for the past two years

[@ahouse8600]

Very Tim & Eric moment from 2:30 onwards

[@ritecomment2098]

wtf is tim & eric

[@gigaware2289]

Why did he call it zonda instead of pagani

[@gabbo6736]

The Lamborghini plant is located in Italy in Sant'Agata Bolognese and the engineers are Italian. So I think what Hammond was saying is a lie, because Italians don’t just make the Lamborghini brochure

[@drunkcatphil9911]

It’s a joke...

[@filippo6167]

Joke lol

[@entityaccount3876]

no they also design the floor matts.

[@gabbo6736]

I know it's a joke, I know them I grew up watching Top Gear and I know their particular humor. Mine was just making a note 🤣

[@giuseppecastiglione1709]

We probably have to be the least mocked country on top gear

[@ponch851]

The last of the video is fun but I don't think it is related. For the Lamborghini if I remember right them are made in Italy (except for Gallardo engines if I remember right ) and for sure the aventador was projected by Italians in Italy (with Audi supervision and budget of course)

[@mrflamewars]

The best Italian is one who will take one of your toes when you piss them off.

[@SonalShekharBhoi]

Aston Martin Flowers 😂😂👀

[@maurover]

Thank God it’s coming Rome..

[@smoketinytom]

Who else looked at that fuel price with fond memories.

[@lazthegreat10]

Always with the hammering

[@ryanm.191]

£30 to fill up is about $5 to fill up in the states, which is about £3.80

[@MorbiusTheTruth]

This aged like a fine milk lol

[@diahane092]

Hammond's Italian accent is just perfect! Ajahahahahah

[@Vylkeer]

Lamborghini has been acquired by Audi but cars are still 100% Italian. Car companies are always bought by wealthier car brands. Not even Aston Martin is 100% British anymore if you know what I mean. That doesn't mean the cars themselves aren't made in England, as always.

[@AdamTheMan1993]

By your logic Lamborghini are German

[@TraceIrrendahl]

Vylkeer well, Ferrari is 100% Italian

[@Vylkeer]

What did I say that makes you think that? What I was trying to say is that Lamborghini is 100% an Italian product although the company has been merged with VolksWagen (not Audi, I was wrong).

[@Vylkeer]

Just as Lamborghini is. The only difference is that Lamborghini, financially, has been merged with the VolksWagen group. That's all. But the product is still 100% Italian.

[@TraceIrrendahl]

Vylkeer hmm, I see. I started seeing Lamborghini in a different light when it was bought by VW, in other words, I started disliking it. I would also dislike Ferrari if the ownership moved to Germany.

[@giuseppecascella2782]

tutti vorrebbero essere un po' italiani

[@delbroox]

I'm Italian and I don't really love it when people imitate our accent. Not because I feel offended or anything but because it's just not how it sounds. Hammond though is quite hilarious!

[@gaia7240]

Hammond can 😂

[@jesusistheonlygodamen3406]

Europe gets along better when we can all make fun of each other

[@teop7887]

Jokes aside, these chaps actually love Italy, Italian cars, and yes, Italian insanity 😁

[@siddheshpillai3807]

It not just Volkswagen so did triple aaa game devs as well

[@nemisisomen]

¢50 to fill the tank In India it costs about 86 pence or about $1 and ¢15 to get just 1 litres of Petrol

[@kevinnelson6070]

You think £38 is really 50 cents?

[@berkkarsi]

*ITS GOT A MILLION HORSEPOWER YEEAS*

[@clarksonyouinfantilepilloc8041]

What episode is that last clip from?

[@ifirebolti2789]

LOL! They predicted VW! Haha

[@RahulKapoor9992]

Martin Winterkorn , is this how you envisioned the plan?

[@mohitgodwal9056]

Amazing

[@rbokhoree]

Anybody know which episode/special the last bit of the clip is from?

[@soundseeker63]

Jeremy and the hammer again lol