Top Ten Bluster Kong Quotes

He says many good and true things

[@blusterkong1996]

My proudest moments in acting

[@nmacadam1410]

And that’s rich

[@knack3381]

acting?

[@kaikobak1698]

YOU SUCK YOU CHUMP OF A CHIMPANZEE!

[@kaptainskurvy1310]

Hot

[@makotoyuki345]

Excuse me but did you say ACTING!?

[@duby3292]

They gotta bring Bluster into the games

[@karrrisa4558]

Elliot Duby thank you

[@c-king2794]

Forget King K. Rool in Smash. We need Bluster!

[@kaikobak1698]

OH HELL NO!

[@P3t3rPizzarelli]

No they don't

[@kaptainskurvy1310]

put Skurvy and Baby Kong in the games too

[@edietheguardianangelyeti3868]

To this day we never actually saw bluster kongs mom.

[@King_Nex]

I'm totally imagining she looks exactly like Bluster but with more hair...and yes, that includes the moustache.

[@tropicalbreeze1164]

@@King_Nex That's just Leo Luster? .....holy shit

[@cyberen]

or Dixie's Lobster, or Dixie's Crab

[@scottmemelord6130]

@@King_Nex Same, she just looks like Bluster in a wig and dress. That's my headcanon. Like Robotnik's mom in that one Sonic show.

[@FortunAdlaich]

They’d probably reuse Cranky’s model

[@Sleesus]

#2 is missing the crucial moment where cranky kong dies immediately after bluster leaves. This proves that without bluster's presence he is helpless.

[@magnetoonproductions9541]

Bluster looks like some sort of Donkey Kong fandom character stolen from internet fan site.

[@IcedTheLocalClown]

Basically a deviant art character but actually not self inserted and improved 10x

[@manydoorsedboy6579]

"It hurts to be this hip."- Bluster Kong. Those are words that I live by.

[@imnimbusy2885]

I do believe Leo Luster said that!

[@therealjaboo8718]

"writing? correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't that involve knowing something? like say, the alphabet?"

[@ironwraith852]

He got cut off at the end because funky kong decided he had enough of bluster's bullshit.

[@michaelwisser4388]

Top 10 moments Bluster Kongs savageness went too far

[@miah8163]

the alphabe

[@jess11037]

That literally cut me

[@haven5577]

Top 10 Anime Villians

[@karrrisa4558]

Δʟᴏssᴛ ᴋɪᴅΔ Wrong

[@kletcalamity9041]

Top 10 Anime Heros

[@comradenixon4453]

@@kletcalamity9041 Bluster the benevolent did nothing wrong

[@revthescatman137]

Top 1 character

[@negativesanchez]

God theres so much chad energy radiating off of him.

[@cyberen]

that's Leo Luster, baby.

[@doozy5184]

#1 was cut so that we wouldn't see funky instantly die from that roast.

[@heeho5423]

My friends have created a cult about bluster *and I don’t blame them*

[@karrrisa4558]

Toomes is Stupid your friends are bodacious

[@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer]

dk's face at 0:23 got me for absolutely no reason

[@plateo_3234]

Bluster kong is the best character in the whole Donkey Kong Country franchise

[@stuffstuff3455]

You should have included "Don't bother. I'm watching it for you." You know after when candy says she's watching her figure.

[@SerraPontosSoc]

1:22 Me after doing nothing all day

[@BlusterTheBenevolent]

Thanks

[@karrrisa4558]

No problem, second Bluster.

[@cyberen]

Bluster's wit is unparalleled, if he wasn't so focused on money and his own ego he'd be unstoppable.

[@TheAustin1]

It's official he's Donkey Kong's Echo fighter

[@donkeykongcountryvevo866]

"but doesn't that involve knowing something? like say, the alphabe-"

[@partyrock7099]

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the next user of ultra instinct

[@erindunn6689]

“Let’s plant a listerine tree!” ~ Bluster Kong, 2020

[@Maxxieuguu]

Why is bluster literally the best thing to com out of the dkc cartoon?

[@SpaceRider15]

Man, it hurts to be this hip

[@breadman6058]

“and that’s rich” bro i just can’t, that delivery is class 💀

[@PorkpieJohnny]

I didn't know this was a GOOD show

[@averagefez]

best recommendation I've seen all day.

[@paulgirtu2463]

Imo nuber 5("Funky! You airborne virus of an ape!" ) is my favourite one

[@zachsmith3]

1:22 bluster sounds done

[@bobely6924]

They should add him in smash his final smash will be him becoming leo luster

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

Every time I see this character, I just have to wonder. What could have possibly inspired them to create this?

[@izzyj.1079]

He's off to do more good deeds.

[@LaggerKnight]

Truly the strongest being in all of fictional history.

[@emmag6954]

He BETTER be in the Donkey Kong movie.

[@donkeykogfunkyfresh]

I'm curious. What kind of currency do they have in Kongo Bongo? Do they use banana coins like in the games? And what about Krem Coins? It seems like Skurvy just steals items like pianos and necklaces in place of real money like gold. How much is the golden DK statue in Cranky's cabin worth in that case? So many questions, so little time. It's the kind of stuff that keeps me up at night...

[@karrrisa4558]

Donkey Kog Funky Fresh they use bananas

[@donkeykogfunkyfresh]

Interesting. So DK is addicted to devouring money. Some future ruler...

[@karrrisa4558]

Donkey Kog Funky Fresh you can learn many fun facts and more by joining the official Karrrisa The Destroya Discord discord.gg/mm233hM

[@donkeykogfunkyfresh]

Thanks for the invite. Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try, I've never been able to get discord to work (probably because my internet is so terrible). However, I look forward to learning more from you if I'm curious about some more DKTV-related trivia.

[@karrrisa4558]

Donkey Kog Funky Fresh You could try getting the app or application and also this isn't DKTV that is a separate series

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

AAHHH...ahh...hmmmm -bluster "leo luster" kong

[@joshslater2426]

Please Nintendo, can you add Bluster Kong into future DK games?

[@Hussar-bt8sv]

its leo luster, fool

[@leoluster3027]

Yes, it is.

[@sunnysquid4925]

Number 2 has the same energy of I'm the milk man my milk is delicious

[@Nic_2751]

And that’s rich!

[@hellfire3D]

He says many good and true things

[@leoluster3027]

*I'm back baby*

[@Gfrog1000]

AND THAT’S RICH

[@SparemintThe93rd]

He looks So weird and it’s funny

[@ShopeeMarketteam]

I hate that you can see the hole down into their esophagus

[@ShadeMeadows]

*BEST KONG.*

[@SparemintThe93rd]

Number 9 is my favorite

[@littlebuddy3290]

*A N D T H A T S R I C H*

[@krealyesitisbeta5642]

*The Alphabe-*

[@zonnedd5692]

wheres the "why me WHY NOT SOMEONE POOR AND UNATTRACTIVE"

[@wishbushwashbosh6443]

Thank u

[@p.e.miranda2038]

Heading for the big banana plantation in the skies boyz imma send down the review

[@whatisit9688]

BLUSTER THE BENEVOLENT. HAILED AS A GOD.

[@martinezplays9144]

Dong bluster

[@askele-tonofgaming4878]

Stingy from lazytown

[@priyanavaratnam5085]

I know the voice of bluster personally 🥳

[@karrrisa4558]

HOW

[@karrrisa4558]

what is he like

[@priyanavaratnam5085]

He is nice he is married and has a daughter

[@karrrisa4558]

thanks, hoss@@priyanavaratnam5085

[@DONKINDONUTS]

Fuckin' SAVAGE!

[@jbpiano5313]

Somebody here becuse of Uncle Al

[@BluShiGuy]

Evilness

[@Chanchy]

Like say *THE ALPHABET?*

[@rampantmutt9119]

"Kaput?"

[@hammerman3498]

Where’s I’m watching it for you

[@rosettaiplayyt2203]

Vaya excusa para cortarme la mano

[@LavenderDoor146]

1:23 is funny for no reason

[@bradiec6561]

I don’t agree with anything in this video every line he says is equal

[@MariuigiKhed]

Note to self: canonize Bluster, along side Rosalina x Bowser (trust me it's a good idea) as soon as Nintendo hires me.