Top Ten Distractions in Video Games

We gamers have short attention spans.
Let's celebrate that for once.
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Enjoy!

[@FawfulsMinionCountdowns]

"No! Harry, NO! *DON'T LOOK AT THE LIST!*" "I cannt hellllp iiiit, *it'ssoooobeautifullll.*" *ZAP*

[@TheGrandbull]

Fawful's Minion lol

[@nfgpsycho9657]

you actually posted wtf is this the twighlight zone #fucktwilght

[@pollytheparrot2574]

Fawful's Minion 10/10 xD

[@nfgpsycho9657]

also wheres skyrim

[@IrritatorProductions]

Fawful's Minion i always play creative mode.

[@tempout-9112]

Okay at 29%, time to charge and head to bed... *sees Fawfuls Minion Video* DAMN IT!!!!!!

[@codyadams5129]

"who watches a fawfuls minion video at 3 in the morning?" "OH BOY 3 AM!"

[@namingisdifficult408]

cody adams yep

[@happymagician1699]

For me its only about 9pm!

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

Wow I'm late. It's 6:52 AM.

[@codyadams5129]

minion senpai noticed me

[@Rose-ew7bv]

cody adams it's 9 in the morning for me

[@rvegeta]

"For every itch that needs scraching, there's a bitch that needs smashing" My new ninja way...

[@RosietheOni]

"I GOT STICK! BECKY! LEMME SMASH!" Did not expect that tasty meme. 10/10

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

Its a good thing I just learned of that meme a few days ago on behind the meme XD

[@greenthebean8094]

smartboy201 ITS BEN YOU IDIOT (I is kidding plz don't get triggered)

[@greenthebean8094]

But it's actually ben

[@smartboy201]

Will is the real first name for Rabbidluigi, one of Fawful's friends. It was just an excuse to call him a ho. :P

[@scarred-healer1368]

Me too XD

[@jrpludacrous]

Sidon: Link, meet me by the Champion statue Link: Gimme a sec... *leaves, fills in the entire map, gets the Master Sword, finds the Hylian Shield, gets all the Memories, runs away from Lynels and Guardians, buys and fully furnishes the house in Hateno Village, tames the Satori Spirit, conquers the Trial Island....* French narrator: 6 Weeks later~ *Link returns, decked out with Barbarian armor with max stats* Sidon; You... You have returned...!! Link: Wait.... I forgot that Korok at Hyrule Castle.... see ya! *leaves again*

[@awedome6461]

jrpludacrous so true

[@biraptor6205]

Link: alright, time to- OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO GET THE ANCIENT ARMOR *several grinding hours later* Link: alright...what was my goal again?

[@callmezeldaonemoartime]

jrpludacrous that's what I do and fuck Hyrule castle I STILL DLNT HAVE EVERY KOROK SEED brb Sidon

[@stephenboucher7759]

jrpludacrous i

[@lynchmaker3675]

Sidon: *playing Nintendo dsi as he waits*

[@Wambu]

"Like a LLLLLLLLUSTY FISH FIEND!" And now I'm slain. Well done, my countdown senpai. PS OKAMI fishing is where it's at.

[@royplatt455]

Wambu hi wambu please reply

[@ragnacrossx4047]

Omg waaaambu :D

[@dakotasan8719]

Ah Wambu, I only discovered you recently but I LOVE your content!

[@bentleytheartist1717]

Wambu Hi

[@thenorfnonly3486]

Sup! Just so you know, I met you before Fawful. Love your countdowns!

[@MatthewKingpin]

"I abondon my friends, family, responsibilities, and personal hygiene to persue a life of shaking trees for free shit". I couldn't stop laughing for a good solid 30 seconds. Nice one.

[@crazyreplaydeath2945]

Well he's not wrong. That's the game in a nutshell. lol

[@TheShadowdemon99]

So true and Nices Big the cat voice 9:55

[@soundtracknerd8801]

That segment was so true, if Animal Crossing was real, that'd be the exact thing I'd be doing.

[@innen1801]

TheLastHumanist SAME

[@Un3arth3dDragon98]

That whole tirade I relate to; just change Animal Crossing to Minecraft, CinemaSins to ARAKO TV/Mainly Facts/Fawful's Minion, and there's my simplicities

[@Shade2800]

"Smash 4 has done so many things right. Left just stopped trying." I think that's now one of my new favorite quote from you. Hope you have a fun time on vacation.

[@cjszero01]

I see Fawful's Minion list, I watch it... 20 times. You don't have to say thanks, I do. Also thanks for the on screen credit of that glitch.

[@horesfan400]

20 times? Wow.

[@thatdudebro9918]

cjszero01 Hey CJ! 😄👋

[@AnthonyMtheGamerArtist]

cjszero01 Yep, 20 times seems legit.

[@argonaut640]

CJ! Resist! Focus!

[@cjszero01]

BUT IT'S SO SHINY! MUST WATCH IT... 10 MORE TIMES!

[@some_ness2832]

...oh no. Why did you remind me of the Challenge Node?! *grabs 3DS* WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO MEEEEE-

[@crazyreplaydeath2945]

Don't worry I'm right behind you. Let's go for 700 or higher....... I have way too much time on my hands. XD

[@maddoxwochele5828]

That BOTW segment was priceless.

[@ChromiumDome411]

“A boy uses a baton to control wind. A man uses a leaf.” -BOTW Logan

[@hyungyoh]

"There better be jewels in these." I felt that! "Orange is good. PURPLE IS BAD!" Haha. XD "Grab some fruit, fuckers to shoot, eat my boot, GIVE ME YOUR LOOT!" Oh sweet Logan. XD

[@Doublemonk0506]

"Who's top tier now, you wave-dashing fuck" - Logan of Fawful's Minion fame, circa 2017

[@LunaP1]

That’s because it’s true.😂

[@randycoghe4809]

15:17-16:07 I was laughing my ass off. That is literally me in every Zelda game. ESPECIALLY BOTW. Keep up the good work Logan. You make me laugh, I keep coming back

[@anakin24444]

Randy Coghe When Grinding the Dark set

[@matthewrigsby204]

Randy Coghe it's me in horizon since I can't afford a switch

[@anakin24444]

would you happen to have a Wii u, if you do there's that

[@matthewrigsby204]

I do, but rn I'm saving for a switch and I'd rather get breath of the wild on that.

[@amysizemore2196]

15:24

[@Doodletones]

SO GLAD I ain't the only one who loved the Blink segments in a Heroes Tale

[@FawfulsMinionCountdowns]

Fuckin' love 'em. Apparently a lot of people don't like them. Never hear *why*, tho.

[@nifinland]

I like 'em but in last Blink segment I just get really pissed for how hard it is. As a whole, Hero's Tail is my LEAST favourite Spyro game, eve when counting GBA titles, Legend trilogy and Skylanders, but I don't hate it. Cons in that game: I don't like the controls for how easily game makes ya LITERALLY walk circles in spots where it shouldn't like on small round platform over a bottomless pit. I hate Spyro's voice and attitude in that game and don't get me started how the game fucked up Byrd and Bentley(Byrd because of the jet pack). Level design is mostly eh, bosses could only be fought once and somehow the game lacks the same Spyro feeling the last 4 games had. Finally in some places ya take damage WAY too easily. Pros: Soundtrack is good, Hunter was at his best in this game, all playable characters, turret and ball gadget were fun to play as, bosses are good except for Gnasty who will always be a complete joke and some jokes are funniest things in the entire series. But out of all playable characters in the game, Furry Ben 10 FTW.

[@blizzardforonline1954]

Hello, Doodles!

[@mr.blocky3274]

Hey Fawful, I want to give a bit of thanks. During the Minionation days of when your server was empty, I found someone very special there, that enjoyed the same content, And got to know each other, only to find a relationship in there. I asked, he said hell yes, and we've been together since we met on your server. Thanks man, Without my little Otaku, I wouldn't be here saying this. So thanks for the content, the server, and meeting him for the first time.

[@kenkastlekausmo701]

Mr. Blocky Can't help but see a blossom in that sentence.

[@stev1ekeane]

2 Fawful's Minion videos in one month? This was a good month.

[@evanczthehunter57]

Steven Keane Ikr?

[@XiaoAndyPugMan]

I'm _still_ blown away by how flawless your script writing and delivery are, makes your videos fresh and unique every time

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

18:51 "...and the best balancing the series has ever seen." One word: *Bayonetta*.

[@awedome6461]

Neo Machine don't forget cloud

[@peytonreed937]

Neo Machine corrin

[@dry90125]

It's been months since the nerf buddy.

[@wuzzle6448]

I'd take Bayonetta over Wobbling and Meta Knight any day.

[@froakie1404]

Smash 64 or 4 is the most balanced

[@pjpyrah3641]

Fawful, they made a Fawful mod for Bowser Jr. Voice, model, the clown car, EVERYTHING.

[@pjpyrah3641]

Also, Once I get a Wii U version of Sm4sh, I will Pac Man Ditto you anytime.

[@ethanfolz1370]

PJ Pyrah look at his liked videos

[@chizthebomb]

9:57 This is the hardest I've laughed in a long, long time

[@yepalright624]

That animal crossing segment is a good representation of my life

[@Wastedweasel311]

PoopFace McGee 8:41 this is why i didn't get animal crossing when i got my 3DS

[@graysonsimpson856]

Hey Logan... Logan... Revali's gale is ready!

[@thatdudebro9918]

Top 10 distractions in REAL LIFE Number 1: Anytime you get a notification saying "Fawful's Minion just uploaded..."

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

XD

[@ShotTwiceOver]

StellarGuard 1999 Yep,basically.

[@NicoTheCinderace]

Yay! Another Fawful's Minion Video! :>

[@rivanianx]

Top 10 Video Game Grinds

[@vermin4023]

Lol I went through the trouble of breeding an all-S stat chao and looked up how to make him into a "chaos chao" which makes them immortal but sterile. Then, all stats were leveled to 99 and all chao challenges were obliterated.

[@beknown63]

"Every circle is a token, wanting me to grab it." *Shows a clip with sawblades.*

[@lyndonluquin4091]

You know what they say about circles. 10:52

[@Rosalina102798]

Haha, just came on KZbin to see one of your videos late, well through sleepy-time. I really should say; your content continues to fascinate my deep, funny bone every time I hear your dorky, yet adorby voice~! In all seriousness, though, this is quite a fantastic distraction you've brought to us, yet again. Not as much as Breath of the Wild, but certainly near that line.

[@TaleOfTheToaster]

*twenty seconds into the video* I FORGOT HOW AMAZING BIG BANG IS

[@MegaFawfulfan]

at this point I think we can all agree that the main game is the distraction from the chao garden

[@moirapalace3946]

This.

[@CPUGoddessBlanc]

I'm a simple gem, I see a Fawful's Minion video, I go apeshit over the excitement to watch it, and then I click on it faster than the Quickster running to that mountain and back, and I proceed to let it be one of the greatest distractions of my day.

[@acecanti4175]

You're not a gem

[@magolor3219]

Profile pic says otherwise!

[@spiketheguy7091]

When a video about distractions is *distracting* me from my work X'D

[@justagundam]

(Me playing BOTW) Me: Don't worry Zelda I'm coming to save you! *Meets Kass* Well now I'm a furry, and gay. Both of which I have no problem with. *Finally stops drooling over papa bird* I finally have more than enough hearts to pull out the Master Sword. *Starts taking selfies with the sword still in the pedestal* I want to show these to EVERYONE! *Then I went to go find Kass again and days later I finally pulled the sword*

[@TheQuarterGuy]

Several years later, the tokens created a Pokemon milestone.

[@Wildcard-Jack-47]

Ok im going to go to sleep *sees new fawful video* Well shit

[@Kaleid0skull]

I am a simple penguin. I see Villager, I click.

[@monsterfucker]

Top Ten Distractions in Video Games Fawful's Minion's Videos

[@MxPokirby]

Ah, distractions. Things that can sometimes appear from seemingly out-of-nowhere, draw your attention to it regardless of whatever you were doing previously, even making it difficult to go to sleep at times when they catch you during the night... I wonder what things *_I_* get distracted by... Oh, hey, Fawful's Minion uploaded a new video! What? It's almost 4AM? Who cares? This is important!

[@emeraldarwyn5367]

its the last day of my sophomore year, I have a convention that I'm cosplaying for after school, AND a new fawfuls minion video? this day keeps getting better and better, and I've only been awake for 30 minutes! the animal crossing segment and 15:24 earned this video a spot in my favorites.

[@CirnouliK]

Absolutely amazing as always, Fawful's Minion. Your videos never fail to make me chuckle like a hyena at a comedy club.

[@AidanRatnage]

I was really annoyed they removed the DexNav from Sun and Moon.

[@StarlightMagician]

I agree. Even though I did have my share of frustrations with it (Surfing, Caves and the Safari Zone always fucking up my chains lol)

[@Brancliff]

HE MAINS THE SAME SMASH 4 CHARACTER AS ME! *HUZZAH!*

[@Zeissus]

It's really nice to see more frequent uploads with Better quality, thanks Logan

[@C0ZMIK5K1TTL35]

thanks for another great video, Logan! it helped wake me up and start my day. I saw a few of my favorite games as examples, including Skyrim, Terraria and stardew valley!

[@pomi1365]

Forget important study videos right now.I have Fawful's Minion Notifications!

[@amigame6178]

*about to get the day started* *sees a Fawful Minion vid* Get that fucking video out of my face! I don't need no Fawful vid..... GIVE ME THAT MOTHA FUCKIN FAWFUL VID!

[@violetrochefort8791]

Well, you earned a new sub. Your humor is here, your script is not boring at all, your voice is smooth and sexy, and the editing is great. Good job !

[@solarsonic7178]

I expected a list full of collectables, side-quests and achievements but this is much better. Nice job as always Logan.

[@legiaanh4828]

You are my distraction Fawful

[@thatoneguy3569]

I swear to god you plan your uploads at 2 am on purpose just to fack with some of us.

[@gulfgiggleanimations4472]

That One Guy nah, KZbin upload speeds are as inconsistent as a metronome ... the Pokémon move, not an actual metronome

[@astra3766]

Gulf Giggle Animations Eh if you hit a metronome with a hammer...

[@hobez64]

"Watching this past your bedtime" How did you know I'm watching at 4 in the morning?

[@micaheliason1424]

The amount of cats you have is making me cry. Is so beautiful and fluffy.

[@THEBULLETPROOFKINGDOM]

My fave part of this video in the Animal Crossing segment. 9:57

[@declanobradovic6276]

Lolololololololololololololololoolololololo

[@Frostblooper]

Goddammit fawful, I need to sleep.

[@TopityTurvity]

This is the best video you've made yet, Minion!! SO RELATEABLE!!! Screams and all!

[@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700]

Now that I've actually played Breath of the Wild, I can confirm that it is, indeed, Distraction: The Game. Oftentimes, I have to actually force myself to put my Switch into sleep mode if I ever want to do something else. That's probably the highest compliment I can give any game. Also, "Know what they mean by sleeping with the fishes?" Zora's Domain is currently my favorite location in the game, with the Zora being my favorite race I've encountered thus far. Ergo, claps for you, Logan. You've got me grinning ear to ear once again.

[@s.m.b9405]

Hey Fawful's Minion, do you know Wambu.

[@pyro3725]

Here's my list 10: mvm tf2 9: hidden areas, Kirby star allies 8: random events, terraria 7: minions quest, Mario & luigi super star saga, bowsers minions 6: luigi's balloon game, super Mario oddisey 5: fishing, animal crossing 4: classic mode, super smash bros ultimate 3: creative mode, minecraft 2: sand box mode, any game that has it at this point 1: my dog, any game ever Sure #1 is kinda cheating but shut up I made the list

[@AsherX9]

This video had me laughing harder than any others you've put up, Logan. Well done

[@DeDeDank]

Fawfuls Minion, the KZbinr who's opening cutscenes is so awesome I actually watch it

[@geoshark12]

number 8 2019-" I'M BACK BITHCHES"

[@paulollarsabaiii9824]

Woo! Fuck yeah, insomnia making me stay up for my main man Logan!

[@namingisdifficult408]

Your lists never cease to amaze me.

[@luigio8484]

I like how it's gotten to the point where I click the like button on fawful's videos despite me not even watching 5 seconds, I just always know fawful will deliver an amzing video, don't change logan!

[@leonardojuan92]

10. I think he's got the point. LOL 9. you whoo Pokémon? ;) 8. You can't spelled building shit without Minecraft. XD 7. Ah princes of voice acting Tara Strong is on the list. XD 6. They made Fishing not boring?.... OHHHH SHIT. :O 5. You have no idea how much I wanted to collect every single token in the game. Oh good times. :) 4. Inside in all of us. Is a challenge. >:( 3. still need to play this game. :P 2. *orgasm* Oh GOD there so cute. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 1. Deuz volt. :D Great list as always Logan. :D

[@AFreshBot]

*GASP* NO TF2 ON A FAWFUL MINION TOP 10

[@yukidraco4821]

> Reaches number seven on the list > hears the level theme of the swamp that originates from Spyro: a Hero's Tail > _Internal screaming_

[@Debble_from_DELTARUN]

Great video! You always have so many points that I have something to comment about that I just can't put everything into words, so I'm not gonna try.

[@The_PokeSaurus]

LEMME SMASH WITH THE FISH!!! OvO

[@pentaragon]

PLEASE tell me you're making this "videos all the time" thing a trend now.

[@FawfulsMinionCountdowns]

Pentaliatix I am.

[@dry90125]

Did Jesus just give me a high five? Feels like it.

[@naotohex]

Omg your quality has gone up so much from before I use to not watch you but now Im defiantly subbing

[@platinumwoomi7254]

I'm happy that these are frequent uploads now!

[@bigthecatboi4129]

I am just like you I love video games cartoons have the same attitude and my name is Logan!

[@ShiningSilvally]

FM's Squeaky Voice: "Please pets me! I'm CUTE!" Me: HA! I still want to know how you're doing that voice! Is it helium-infused, or a natural talent? Please write back.

[@FawfulsMinionCountdowns]

That's unaltered. I did it naturally.

[@ShiningSilvally]

Ah. Ok. Thanks.

[@metaridlyfan]

10:03 there are many images I never thought I'd see in my life, that is certainly one of them

[@the__wolf5087]

the start of the your opening with Fawful climbing out the ground is me whenever I see you upload

[@denzy2389]

notice me Green Guy senpai

[@nnickerson100]

he has noticed me long before you

[@professormedia6851]

Even if I have lost interest in a lot of video games, I can always count on Fawfuls Minion to have a good time. He makes everything in his videos sound interesting, and is able to perfectly represent everyone on the while making his style of humor all his own. I congratulate you on your valiant efforts.

[@mattheworozco5929]

Fawful's MinionI would like to thank you for the wonderful content your channel brought me and many others. You comedy is a hilarity sandwich filled with the perfect blend of hammy optomism, cheesy jokes, numerous spice of life jokes and wisecracks, and a sesame seed bun's worth of analogies that would make the green fury himself chortle with pride. I bet he would be proudly to call you his Minion.

[@CyberKirby]

I love gettting a group of people to talk like their introducing themselves at an AA meeting. "Hi, I'm Logan" Everyone else: "Hi, Logan"

[@logancarras1154]

My distraction is Fawful's Minion. Like, at any given time. Just high quality content. I also like pressing enter at the end of all my sentences. It's really fun.

[@samuelmader7357]

That Animal Crossing segment still has me absolutely slain. It's freaking hilarious. "Friends? Love life? Who cares? I got the feesh!"

[@Brown95P]

I laughed so hard at the animal crossing froggy joke I haven't laughed this hard from a single joke in months. Yet another Fawfulan-quality video I must simply bow down to.

[@cam8842]

Wow logan, these last 2 videos came quick. Great Job!

[@sebastianrivera6076]

Logan I've been subscribed to you ever since 2012 and I never get bored of your videos

[@pokemonboy59832]

One thing for sure for me, I love Shiny hunting for Shiny Pokémon on my Pokémon Y, OR, and Moon. Thank you for putting the Dexnav on your Top 10 distraction in video games Fawful's Minion. :)

[@forwardslasher]

You're not only one of the most underrated, but simply one of the BEST KZbinrs right now.

[@Sarah-ov1mk]

More recent uploads from Fawful's Minion! I love it! :D

[@tylerroads3824]

Man......it always feel like a fucking holiday seeing you have a new video...GOD YOU SHOULD BE ON THIS LIST SINCE I USUALLY SPEND AN EXTRA 3 HOURS WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS. I love you

[@janus2850]

Gotta love all these uploads :)

[@dilanalpay3488]

You absolutely had me at Pac-Man World 2, and once I got to #2 I knew the list was actually valid.

[@RosietheOni]

Last thing I expected tonight. But I ain't complaining. Getting to watch one of my top five KZbinrs

[@Loafphy]

It's 3 am, I guess I'll just fall asleep *sees Fawful's new video* I guess I can stay up a little more

[@faiff_k]

Just wanted to say that I'm glad to see someone else who had just as much enthusiasm about Blink's levels in Spyro: A Hero's Tail. It really could have been its own game at one point. The experience felt full.

[@neongamer1344]

Glad to see your uploading more often

[@aladin_1997]

dude your intros are the best :), keep it up

[@C0ZMIK5K1TTL35]

Dude. You got me addicted to the Dex nav and now I have a shiny cascoon. Thank you!!!

[@ChillBoris]

You can't help but admire the amount of time you've taken to put your heart into these lists. Makes me appreciate them more.

[@marcodragon4995]

"I carry my rod with pride."-Logan, 2017

[@entarroeske9852]

I love the vids keep up the good work!