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@Gigidag776 жыл бұрын
Filmed with only the finest of selected, premium russian potatos
@seimolddickhead55526 жыл бұрын
Gigidag77 false they are all used for vodka
@beemail69835 жыл бұрын
But when it aired it was in hd... Some people don't deserve internet
@jazz77915 жыл бұрын
Meh, I don't really give a shit. Hearing their voices is enough for me :)
@NymbusCumulo9283 жыл бұрын
Courtesy of the BBC
@Free_Krazy3 жыл бұрын
@@seimolddickhead5552 Well there is actually an in-between where you will get a drunk potato.
@SideComment247 жыл бұрын
240p we meet again.
@smoloms6 жыл бұрын
shan vanzyme i am like 420
@Pr00ch6 жыл бұрын
It was uploaded in 2015 and somehow it has 240p. Fucking hell
@johnpoo16625 жыл бұрын
Dont give a flying fuck
@zh96075 жыл бұрын
You lot must be kids. Spoilt.
@HeavenlyWarrior5 жыл бұрын
This is not even 240p, 240p looks better than this.
@mattevans43773 жыл бұрын
"Mass executions of the stupids" After experiencing current events, I couldn't agree more.
@Pyrochemik0073 жыл бұрын
@Gruggadubdub They rock the boat where all of us are.
@hanifahsalsabila26843 жыл бұрын
@Gruggadubdub more like the stupid get together with other stupid and make stupid babies
@liamkinghorn2313 жыл бұрын
all the lefties
@Will-yz7sy3 жыл бұрын
Liam Kinghorn
@thomaswburkhart3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been saying this for years-funny how someone said it on TV jesus
@generico3667 жыл бұрын
"I honestly think the time has come-" *_PRAAAAAAAP_* "...to stop farting in our studio."
@PhilipTrouble6 жыл бұрын
Bas van de Kleut Who actually was that?
@BoliBompa-gw8bt6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂👍
@jtb19904196 жыл бұрын
Some say his farts sound like an F1 car at top whack. Others say he can knock down an elephant at 20 paces. All we know is: he's called the Stig!
@Rusty1606 жыл бұрын
Bas van de Kleut 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍
@xir0gulive2596 жыл бұрын
Bas van de Kleut as he said that I nearly shit myself
@Zesty8693 жыл бұрын
To explain the lorry driver ending up in Skegness, there's a nature reserve on the coastline called Gibraltar Point. Hopefully he had a lovely day out
@jcs_1903 жыл бұрын
So he didn’t notice the ferry?
@biggestwanderer88272 жыл бұрын
@@jcs_190 No
@moramento226 жыл бұрын
8:45 "Bendy buses" don't work in UK, because the streets in UK are normally much narrower than those in the rest of Europe, for example in Poland articulated buses are very popular and double deckers are rare.
@germanmosca5 жыл бұрын
Have to disagree. Bendy buses don't work in the UK because apparently they don't train their drivers properly. There is many cities in the rest of Europe with narrow streets where they work perfectly fine. In fact: There is villages with much much much more narrow streets that you find them in London, and bendy buses work just fine there.
@beemail69835 жыл бұрын
@@germanmosca having been to Poland I can assure you that you are talking out of you're arse. Complete tripe.
@marcusalm73505 жыл бұрын
I think the cities on the Mediterranean want to have a word about narrow streets...
@scottwhitley33925 жыл бұрын
KiznaVision London isn’t the only city in the UK, Edinburgh has one the best bud systems in the world but bendy buses wouldn’t work due to the City being Very Narrow and very hilly
@nathanw97703 жыл бұрын
@@beemail6983 He did say Europe and not just Poland
@mayh3xx3 жыл бұрын
This is great because you can tell it's an uncut version. Theres no laugh track and multiple bits are kind of drawn out. I love it. And prefer it lol.
@reinhardtsanchez79522 жыл бұрын
Did the BBC release the uncut version in some way?
@Loammello22 жыл бұрын
Top gear does not have laughing tracks you muppet
@a4569876 жыл бұрын
"Wow that's a looker isn't it?" "No"
@chriscooper35037 жыл бұрын
what Jeremy says at 9:43 is what I say when I was taking a school bus everyday
@Jovi1524R7 жыл бұрын
here ill translate "no, i wont take the car this morning, because i want to be chauffered by a psychopath, catch cancer from its exhaust, and sit next to a sweating rapist"
@TrueCanad1an6 жыл бұрын
Why do you have a Montana as a profile picture?
@Chan-zv5kb6 ай бұрын
A Mondeo would be better
@AverageAlien6 жыл бұрын
"Take them outside, shoot them in the back of the head"- Jeremy Clarkson
@themadlad84835 жыл бұрын
We need this in the constitution
@TheNamesArif3 жыл бұрын
We don't need flat earther and anti vaccine in this world
@woutertje0263 жыл бұрын
@@TheNamesArif who reffers to flat earther or anti vax? What are you talking about?
@jimbojigs3682 жыл бұрын
@@woutertje026 take them outside too
@milesfann332 жыл бұрын
@@woutertje026 What does "reffers" mean?
@arnoldrjs5 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing to compare the way Jeramy talked back then to now... so restrained today. Still funny, but this was gold!
@adrielsebastian52162 жыл бұрын
I think Amazon being American (and having to comply with FTC rules) is a bit more conservative when it comes to these things. Also it might be because of age.
@shadowxxe2 жыл бұрын
@@adrielsebastian5216 he's also changed his views on alot of things. he says after going to Vietnam and seeing the lakes so dried up it really made him think about climate change
@RAID3R632 жыл бұрын
@@shadowxxe that was a result of the Damn china built
@bradlang47862 жыл бұрын
@@shadowxxe it was because of fkin china he just had to say climate change to keep the yank snowflakes happy, it was due to the dam not climate change
@skyrocks126 жыл бұрын
even in 240p i can still enjoy top gear
@patrickrodriguez87973 жыл бұрын
"noise cancelling headphones cost a million quid" me wearing my noise cancelling headphones while watching this: stonks
@sukhdevr34893 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@adama-k27103 жыл бұрын
Back in 2008 it was nowhere near as commercially available as it is now
@woutertje0263 жыл бұрын
Was expensive tech back than
@domagojgalekovic85072 жыл бұрын
Back then only Sennheiser really made them if i recall correctly, and it was one of their priciest models. We're talking new car expensive.
@firefoxuser25572 жыл бұрын
Now you can get some pretty good ones for under $100.
@stefanb52666 жыл бұрын
9:27 perfectly timed
@Kevinduddo6 жыл бұрын
9:27 some say that his fart noises sound like an F1 car passing by
@Maxgaming055 жыл бұрын
That is not a fart lol
@joeljohnson40733 жыл бұрын
Up the saints!
@anch953 жыл бұрын
That's moving furniture, but yeah
@denja9643 жыл бұрын
so the sound is nonexistent then.
@jsr11267 жыл бұрын
"No I don't want to take the car to work, I want to chauffeured to work y a psychopath, catch cancer from its exhaust and sit next to a sweating rapist". "This may be the last one of this series, it may be the last series" "Ever..."
@MrDanAng16 жыл бұрын
Does psychopaths have cancerous exhaust? That's why they banned farting in the studio! 😉
@jacklougheed45613 жыл бұрын
“It’s not the holiday program, it’s the truth”
@nickmag61423 жыл бұрын
The best show ever and no fancy effects or excitement just brilliant conversations with excellent personalities
@philoshaughnessy9067 жыл бұрын
Noise cancellation headphones. Do they cancel the sound of farts?
@oenrn7 жыл бұрын
Maybe. Not the smell though.
@_yellow6 жыл бұрын
Smell cancellation plugs?
@ossipeltonen3976 жыл бұрын
If the fart is long and static sounding, then yes they will.
@pineutrino3 жыл бұрын
Yes they do.
@hoedoe59813 жыл бұрын
@@oenrn you can't hear the smell anyway
@weSlaughter663 жыл бұрын
Thank you, not loaded with ads like most other videos! Even though the other uploaders haven’t created any content.
@fuzzface82526 жыл бұрын
And Clarkson actually liked the Lotus Evora for the most part.
@Big_H995 жыл бұрын
"Oooooh I'm not coming to your TV show there aren't enough chassis numbers in it."
@joshbacon82417 жыл бұрын
1:56 - Maybe they were using Apple Maps?
@mro4ts4573 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@romulusnr2 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, I got lost in Swansea thanks to satnav sending me down a lot of roads with names like "Unnamed Road" and I ended up in some nice lady's front drive, who came out to see what were up to. I ultimately ended up on the B4337 (you get the idea of wha' this satnav was doing to me) and blew a tyre and had to wait an hour for AA because they got lost as well. The punchline is that the satnav had multiple settings and it was set to "shortest" which meant it would take the mathematically shortest route by length regardless of speed limit, width, or existence of road. *Shortest,* not "fastest" mind you -- that was a different setting. On the trip back to Cardiff I found the "easiest" setting...
@Liggliluff2 жыл бұрын
So it was user error
@and_the_first_last2 жыл бұрын
@@Liggliluff The user error was getting a satnav
@JamaicanCastle3 ай бұрын
@@and_the_first_last The user error was driving in Swansea.
@JaiRaymond7 жыл бұрын
listen using noise cancelling headphones
@gregorycampbell30046 жыл бұрын
Jai Raymond same
@hialp_275 жыл бұрын
@@gregorycampbell3004 same
@themadlad84835 жыл бұрын
Mine only cancel out people and cars
@beemail69835 жыл бұрын
Whhhhaaaatttt????
@mohamedimardbrucelee88293 жыл бұрын
Did they cost a million quid?
@jacksonpowers65866 жыл бұрын
1:15 top ten photos taken moments before disaster
@AiOinc16 жыл бұрын
Remove the warning labels and safety features - the problem will then proceed to solve itself.
@lilmelon54006 жыл бұрын
9:27 Sounds like the start of ride of the valkrie
@tahutoa5 жыл бұрын
This isn't the last time Jeremy would suggest removing the bones of a dog. Next time it happened, though, he remembered the reaction Hammond had here
@adrielsebastian52162 жыл бұрын
"HE'S TAKEN ALL THE BONES OUT OF MY DOG!"
@starstrikes6 жыл бұрын
9:27 Killed me
@squash98757 жыл бұрын
he was probably going to Gibraltar point😂
@fadlya.rahman41137 жыл бұрын
Yep. That's exactly what i thought when I heard Gibraltar and Skegness.
@adamrowley88037 жыл бұрын
start at 9:25
@homeofthemad30447 жыл бұрын
adam rowley I am a bus driver and I must say XD
@almostkentish30426 жыл бұрын
I honestly think the time has come... *PARP* ...To stop farting in our studio
@mindlessgonzo6 жыл бұрын
I cranked the sucker up to hear it in it's glorious trumpeting splendor.
@chachachaudhary3916 жыл бұрын
adam rowley ii
@DemeDemetre2 жыл бұрын
hey
@ivywells39015 жыл бұрын
9:55 Jeremy looks at the camera and uses his face to say “yeah, I said that, fuck you”
@elijahgreenberg26343 жыл бұрын
Holy shit do you think when they were making The Office one of them thought back to this and said, "O shit lets do that thing from Top Gear when they showed the person who drove into a lake because their GPS said so" and then actually had Michael do it?
@isaacharkton61693 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched both series of the office multiple times and never seen that. Are you sure you’re not thinking of a different series?
@elijahgreenberg26343 жыл бұрын
@@isaacharkton6169 no remember when Michael and Dwight are driving and the GPS says bear right and Michael thinks it wants him to drive into the lake or pond or whatever and Dwight is like no you idiot and Michael drives into it anyways
@whaddyamean993 жыл бұрын
@@isaacharkton6169 I know the scene he is talking about, Michael drives his car into a lake because the GPS tells him to turn right
@togafly.2 жыл бұрын
@@elijahgreenberg2634 yup he is annoyed about the GPS or automations in general that he decides to show its faulty
@RAID3R632 жыл бұрын
@@isaacharkton6169 the gift basket!
@Josh-ov4qh6 жыл бұрын
That means that on average each bendy bus had 3.5002 crashes that year 😂
@chrisgames52016 жыл бұрын
3 502 not 35 002
@wearenumberonebutimaperson3 жыл бұрын
To anyone wondering, York still has bendy buses
@talon_xi1653 жыл бұрын
"Take them outside, shoot them in the back of the head, and then nobody will get lost again! Uhh.. where are we going now?" COMEDY. GOLD.
@connorfalcon70805 жыл бұрын
Idk if you’ve noticed but most of clarkson’s solutions involves a hammer or execution
@ericsill92297 жыл бұрын
"Bone his dog" lmmfao
@Fifthcell5 жыл бұрын
0:20 why do they hate Toyota’s designs? I honestly think that looks really good and wish we got it out here in the states
@NavGTI2 жыл бұрын
4:46 "oooooohhhooho Bill Oddie fans" Underrated joke
@dr.samsung_88552 жыл бұрын
9:27 Can't comprehend that person's embarrassment at that moment! 😂😂
@ActuallyLinden3 жыл бұрын
7:50 made me nearly shit myself laughing. Hilarious!
@RB747domme6 жыл бұрын
"You're listening to 105.4 Classic Rock, playing the best sounds.. that was Boney's Dog with their 1977 hit Sunshine Driver.."
@sursomsatan12253 жыл бұрын
Ah, they kept a cut in. The level of scripting back here was nowhere near as bad as it is today. They have become too complacent and predictable.
@thefan97415 күн бұрын
Yeah but there's some awkward moments here where they don't get any laughs. Mainly for jeremy. Every time James opens his mouth there's laughs.
@e1337prodigy6 жыл бұрын
9:25 - 9:32 classic Top Gear, unfortunately you don't get that with GT anymore, they would have to script that.
@Erowens986 жыл бұрын
e1337prodigy top gear was also scripted, apparently top gear was just better at it
@anthonyslife75836 жыл бұрын
Oh shut up. You still giggled like we all did when they launched. Bet you re-newer your prime membership too...
@e1337prodigy6 жыл бұрын
Anthony Slife no need to be rude. It's my opinion. "Re-newer"? Yes I renewed my subscription but not just for it, for other shows. Actually the new series is better than the last one. I still watch old top gears and still laugh at them, think that says something.
@anthonyslife75836 жыл бұрын
e1337prodigy forgive me should’ve said “oh hush up”. Tone is nigh on impossible to convey over text.
@Zak-ob5ze5 жыл бұрын
Tgt is still miles better than the new top gear
@cruelroalex67225 жыл бұрын
SatNav wasn't popular when I was a teenager. I had nothing to blame when I drove my car into a river....
@playstationfreak11116 жыл бұрын
See that ferrari radio? We had one at home back in the days and i remember drowning it...
@shawclip433 жыл бұрын
ahh good old 240p, how i have missed you
@RedfishCarolina3 жыл бұрын
Damn the video quality is impressive, it's nearly as good as Minecraft.
@studiosnch3 жыл бұрын
Did Jeremy drove the Evora and ended up loving it?
@TehBellcarl3 жыл бұрын
As someone who isn’t from the UK and knows nothing of the situation I’m going to risk a guess and just suggest the reason for the bendy busses was they were the cheapest option for major cities.
@PastaRiiCe1236 жыл бұрын
Is this the episode where May says Great News and then laughs?
@thefan9745 күн бұрын
No that's a series 15 episode ( 2010). This is series 11 (2008)
@PastaRiiCe1235 күн бұрын
@@thefan974 "Great news" "WHAT?" "The Dacia-" "They knew what it is" 😂😂 I always love that episode tbf. Just thought the outfits were the same
@nothajzl2 жыл бұрын
1:10 James is such a legend😂😂
@twocvbloke5 ай бұрын
Them bendy buses (then owned by the Go Ahead group) ended up being shipped out to other parts of the UK, some ended up doing Go North East routes around Newcastle & Gateshead, and my god was it awful being in the back of one, I rarely get travel sick, but I had to stop looking towards the front cos they made me want to vomit with the articulation going on, thankfully they went away to some other poor saps presumably to never be seen again...
@Gioschi3 жыл бұрын
2:05 Micheal Scott would like to have a word with Jezza
@noble23723 жыл бұрын
thats what i thought of
@isaacharkton61693 жыл бұрын
Who
@Gioschi3 жыл бұрын
@@isaacharkton6169 Micheal Scott is the main character in the American TV Show "The Office" During an episode of the show he drove his car into a lake
@MysticGon6 жыл бұрын
I nearly laughed to death... I can't
@slothymango3 жыл бұрын
@Jessie Sanders he can't laugh to death, kids to feed, dingus.
@kingwacky1843 жыл бұрын
What I learned about this is Britain cant make bendy buses. We have had them in Sweden for as long as I can remember before I was even born and I am 34. And they have had more crashes with the London double decker buses every year than Sweden have had with the bendy buses in the last 20 years.
@TheFryingPanStudio2 ай бұрын
No one mentioned that James May studied music and is a classical trained pianoplayer, hereby 🙂
@obmot83696 жыл бұрын
People blaming sat navs are dumb
@Kitchyyy3 жыл бұрын
Video quality: 240p Content quality: 1080p
@Corkoth552 жыл бұрын
9:26 that was a hell of a fart
@bravosava3 жыл бұрын
Still better quality then today's ufo spotted video's.
@tomster_62747 жыл бұрын
My old enemy, 240p
@amon84003 жыл бұрын
It’s now 2021 and you can buy noise canceling headphones for 25 dollars.
@ChodeMaster3 жыл бұрын
Good ones cost over 200.
@aidanmcgregor87893 жыл бұрын
odd how bendy buses are horrible in the UK. We have them all over Canada and they work like charms
@RD199020103 жыл бұрын
Same in Germany. We even have bendy busses with two joints in my city (admittedly on dedicated lanes)
@JamaicanCastle3 ай бұрын
@@RD19902010 At that point you might as well cut to the chase and get a train.
@allah68923 жыл бұрын
Jeremy seem like a big polluter American personality but born in UK with an english accent.(he was born in the wrong country i think).
@benodaboy2 жыл бұрын
Lotus being ahead of the ball there
@patrickm52175 жыл бұрын
Looking to get on the NIRA circuit.. trying to go legit homie
@Dbaldz226 жыл бұрын
wonder what took bbc so long to let the three go after the stuff they said here. God but it is the best thing ever!!!!!!!
@Septimus_ii6 жыл бұрын
Baldzahini 22 that was their problem! A scandal every series, but it's great television
@willmoores48363 жыл бұрын
Why is this being recommended to me now lol
@lanceclement40873 жыл бұрын
Using a pair of those right now
@warisaijaz3 жыл бұрын
1:57 Michael Scott!
@VegitoBlueYT3 жыл бұрын
that wasnt a Fart that was a straight up V8
@User-jk8wq3 жыл бұрын
Me: Ok google. Define “comic timing” Google: 9:26
@thomaswburkhart3 жыл бұрын
3:20 thank you, finally some good f ing food
@MrDanAng16 жыл бұрын
1:55 If they had only driven a Hovervan! 🤣🤣
@chazzieaitken3 жыл бұрын
I honestly think the time has come…to stop farting in our studio 😂
@ajc04802 жыл бұрын
Anyone else looking forward to the new Grand Tour?
@andreasstrauss51942 жыл бұрын
I like how the Ferrari Radio said adenoids fm
@sbraypaynt3 жыл бұрын
3:22 Jezzer you’d be like 5th on the chopping block
@michaelg3626 жыл бұрын
4:28
@ivorharden6 жыл бұрын
The Mexican jokes omg
@Russeljfinch3 жыл бұрын
Unless you sound like an engine or tyres how can it tune your voice or the radio out???
@justanotherbiker95313 жыл бұрын
Funny how you can get noise cancelling headphones for a fiver now
@petergreenson3 жыл бұрын
You can't hear "Greg you missed the stop sign" with a sound cancelling car
@yannikoloff76593 жыл бұрын
weird, you are pete
@1234smileface6 жыл бұрын
I watched this sat next to my Mexican-American flatmate....
@xJackkHD5 жыл бұрын
240p? didn’t realise we were in 2007
@thereddeadguide55063 жыл бұрын
Now with two-hundred-and-fifty whole pixels!
@BastuGubbar6 жыл бұрын
what pixel is the car?
@sukhdevr34893 жыл бұрын
Wow I just got a pair a week ago lol.
@user-cl4ml4pj8g3 жыл бұрын
Can't remember it. Which episode is it?
@DemeDemetre2 жыл бұрын
same question
@jackriordan11463 жыл бұрын
This was a better time just pure comedy before the pc police ruined everything
@youriberger79613 жыл бұрын
Tough crowd
@cirrus87915 жыл бұрын
This old format is so much better than the Grand Tour. I hate 'conversation corner' - it feels so scripted.
@rodriguezracer45675 жыл бұрын
cirrus Well they have to or else get sued by the BBC
@arion96963 жыл бұрын
Aston Martin’s courtesy car is/was the cygnet
@robk19482 жыл бұрын
If ANC worked like he said you wouldn’t hear your music
@fmelchior67593 жыл бұрын
I just realised it says adenoids fm on the radio 😂
@komi-sanmustbeprotected56652 жыл бұрын
They made fun of Lotus only for Lotus to try and assassinate Hammond
@flopjul30222 жыл бұрын
9:26 this is briliant
@Jaymac7203 жыл бұрын
I learn so much about public transport every time I watch this show. I have only taken public transport twice in my life. Once when I was in California I took a train from the city to the beach and once when a friend and I wanted to go to the aquarium but not pay for parking so we took a street car. I’ve been on plenty of planes, charter busses, and Disney busses, but never a public bus, subway, or any of that nonsense. Pretty much everyone I know has a car and can drive themselves around
@Ocastia3 жыл бұрын
I want to bet 5€ that you are an american.
@Ocastia3 жыл бұрын
@Nic Lazzari well he could have been there on holidays, I was more impressed by his: "never on a public bus, subway or any of that nonsense" That just wouldn't work in the rest of the world.
@isaacharkton61693 жыл бұрын
Would rather have a horse than a car
@Ocastia3 жыл бұрын
@colorado121 you don't? Because as far as I can see your public transport system is just as bad as the ones in the rest of the world, and i highly doubt they are free to use.
@Ocastia3 жыл бұрын
@colorado121 trust me the fact that you can afford cars has nothing to do whit your public transportation wich still uses insane amounts of taxpayer money to work very badly