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[@generico366]

"I honestly think the time has come-" *_PRAAAAAAAP_* "...to stop farting in our studio."

[@PhilipTrouble]

Bas van de Kleut Who actually was that?

[@BoliBompa-gw8bt]

😂😂😂😂👍

[@jtb1990419]

Some say his farts sound like an F1 car at top whack. Others say he can knock down an elephant at 20 paces. All we know is: he's called the Stig!

[@Rusty160]

Bas van de Kleut 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@xir0gulive259]

Bas van de Kleut as he said that I nearly shit myself

[@SideComment24]

240p we meet again.

[@smoloms]

shan vanzyme i am like 420

[@Pr00ch]

It was uploaded in 2015 and somehow it has 240p. Fucking hell

[@johnpoo1662]

Dont give a flying fuck

[@zh9607]

You lot must be kids. Spoilt.

[@HeavenlyWarrior]

This is not even 240p, 240p looks better than this.

[@mattevans4377]

"Mass executions of the stupids" After experiencing current events, I couldn't agree more.

[@Pyrochemik007]

@Gruggadubdub They rock the boat where all of us are.

[@hanifahsalsabila2684]

@Gruggadubdub more like the stupid get together with other stupid and make stupid babies

[@liamkinghorn231]

all the lefties

[@Will-yz7sy]

Liam Kinghorn

[@thomaswburkhart]

I’ve been saying this for years-funny how someone said it on TV jesus

[@moramento22]

8:45 "Bendy buses" don't work in UK, because the streets in UK are normally much narrower than those in the rest of Europe, for example in Poland articulated buses are very popular and double deckers are rare.

[@germanmosca]

Have to disagree. Bendy buses don't work in the UK because apparently they don't train their drivers properly. There is many cities in the rest of Europe with narrow streets where they work perfectly fine. In fact: There is villages with much much much more narrow streets that you find them in London, and bendy buses work just fine there.

[@beemail6983]

@@germanmosca having been to Poland I can assure you that you are talking out of you're arse. Complete tripe.

[@marcusalm7350]

I think the cities on the Mediterranean want to have a word about narrow streets...

[@scottwhitley3392]

KiznaVision London isn’t the only city in the UK, Edinburgh has one the best bud systems in the world but bendy buses wouldn’t work due to the City being Very Narrow and very hilly

[@nathanw9770]

@@beemail6983 He did say Europe and not just Poland

[@Zesty869]

To explain the lorry driver ending up in Skegness, there's a nature reserve on the coastline called Gibraltar Point. Hopefully he had a lovely day out

[@jcs_190]

So he didn’t notice the ferry?

[@biggestwanderer8827]

@@jcs_190 No

[@HALLish-jl5mo]

I guess if you don't know what Gibraltar is, and therefore where it should be, that makes sense. Given the year this aired, he probably didn't have a smart phone to check, so i can almost imagine "well, Gibraltar is British right? Guess it makes sense its in Britain" and just setting off.

[@Gigidag77]

Filmed with only the finest of selected, premium russian potatos

[@seimolddickhead5552]

Gigidag77 false they are all used for vodka

[@beemail6983]

But when it aired it was in hd... Some people don't deserve internet

[@jazz7791]

Meh, I don't really give a shit. Hearing their voices is enough for me :)

[@NymbusCumulo928]

Courtesy of the BBC

[@Free_Krazy]

@@seimolddickhead5552 Well there is actually an in-between where you will get a drunk potato.

[@a456987]

"Wow that's a looker isn't it?" "No"

[@chriscooper3503]

what Jeremy says at 9:43 is what I say when I was taking a school bus everyday

[@Jovi1524R]

here ill translate "no, i wont take the car this morning, because i want to be chauffered by a psychopath, catch cancer from its exhaust, and sit next to a sweating rapist"

[@TrueCanad1an]

Why do you have a Montana as a profile picture?

[@Chan-zv5kb]

A Mondeo would be better

[@MayhexxGT]

This is great because you can tell it's an uncut version. Theres no laugh track and multiple bits are kind of drawn out. I love it. And prefer it lol.

[@reinhardtsanchez7952]

Did the BBC release the uncut version in some way?

[@Loammello2]

Top gear does not have laughing tracks you muppet

[@AverageAlien]

"Take them outside, shoot them in the back of the head"- Jeremy Clarkson

[@themadlad8483]

We need this in the constitution

[@TheNamesArif]

We don't need flat earther and anti vaccine in this world

[@woutertje026]

@@TheNamesArif who reffers to flat earther or anti vax? What are you talking about?

[@jimbojigs368]

@@woutertje026 take them outside too

[@milesfann33]

@@woutertje026 What does "reffers" mean?

[@arnoldrjs]

It’s amazing to compare the way Jeramy talked back then to now... so restrained today. Still funny, but this was gold!

[@adrielsebastian5216]

I think Amazon being American (and having to comply with FTC rules) is a bit more conservative when it comes to these things. Also it might be because of age.

[@shadowxxe]

@@adrielsebastian5216 he's also changed his views on alot of things. he says after going to Vietnam and seeing the lakes so dried up it really made him think about climate change

[@RAID3R63]

@@shadowxxe that was a result of the Damn china built

[@bradlang4786]

@@shadowxxe it was because of fkin china he just had to say climate change to keep the yank snowflakes happy, it was due to the dam not climate change

[@stefanb5266]

9:27 perfectly timed

[@patrickrodriguez8797]

"noise cancelling headphones cost a million quid" me wearing my noise cancelling headphones while watching this: stonks

[@sukhdevr3489]

Same lol

[@woutertje026]

Was expensive tech back than

[@domagojgalekovic8507]

Back then only Sennheiser really made them if i recall correctly, and it was one of their priciest models. We're talking new car expensive.

[@firefoxuser2557]

Now you can get some pretty good ones for under $100.

[@jsr1126]

"No I don't want to take the car to work, I want to chauffeured to work y a psychopath, catch cancer from its exhaust and sit next to a sweating rapist". "This may be the last one of this series, it may be the last series" "Ever..."

[@MrDanAng1]

Does psychopaths have cancerous exhaust? That's why they banned farting in the studio! 😉

[@jacklougheed4561]

“It’s not the holiday program, it’s the truth”

[@Kevinduddo]

9:27 some say that his fart noises sound like an F1 car passing by

[@Maxgaming05]

That is not a fart lol

[@joeljohnson4073]

Up the saints!

[@anch95]

That's moving furniture, but yeah

[@denja964]

so the sound is nonexistent then.

[@nickmag6142]

The best show ever and no fancy effects or excitement just brilliant conversations with excellent personalities

[@ivywells3901]

9:55 Jeremy looks at the camera and uses his face to say “yeah, I said that, fuck you”

[@Big_H99]

"Oooooh I'm not coming to your TV show there aren't enough chassis numbers in it."

[@romulusnr]

I'll be honest, I got lost in Swansea thanks to satnav sending me down a lot of roads with names like "Unnamed Road" and I ended up in some nice lady's front drive, who came out to see what were up to. I ultimately ended up on the B4337 (you get the idea of wha' this satnav was doing to me) and blew a tyre and had to wait an hour for AA because they got lost as well. The punchline is that the satnav had multiple settings and it was set to "shortest" which meant it would take the mathematically shortest route by length regardless of speed limit, width, or existence of road. *Shortest,* not "fastest" mind you -- that was a different setting. On the trip back to Cardiff I found the "easiest" setting...

[@Liggliluff]

So it was user error

[@and_the_first_last]

@@Liggliluff The user error was getting a satnav

[@JamaicanCastle]

@@and_the_first_last The user error was driving in Swansea.

[@jimtaylor294]

​@@LiggliluffMore like designer, coding and manufacturing error 😂😂

[@fuzzface8252]

And Clarkson actually liked the Lotus Evora for the most part.

[@joshbacon8241]

1:56 - Maybe they were using Apple Maps?

[@mro4ts457]

Definitely

[@JaiRaymond]

listen using noise cancelling headphones

[@gregorycampbell3004]

Jai Raymond same

[@hialp_27]

@@gregorycampbell3004 same

[@themadlad8483]

Mine only cancel out people and cars

[@beemail6983]

Whhhhaaaatttt????

[@mohamedimardbrucelee8829]

Did they cost a million quid?

[@talon_xi]

"Take them outside, shoot them in the back of the head, and then nobody will get lost again! Uhh.. where are we going now?" COMEDY. GOLD.

[@ollywright5228]

That cracked me up laughing 😂😂😂

[@jacksonpowers6586]

1:15 top ten photos taken moments before disaster

[@adamrowley8803]

start at 9:25

[@homeofthemad3044]

adam rowley I am a bus driver and I must say XD

[@almostkentish3042]

I honestly think the time has come... *PARP* ...To stop farting in our studio

[@mindlessgonzo]

I cranked the sucker up to hear it in it's glorious trumpeting splendor.

[@chachachaudhary391]

adam rowley ii

[@DemeDemetre]

hey

[@lilmelon5400]

9:27 Sounds like the start of ride of the valkrie

[@philoshaughnessy906]

Noise cancellation headphones. Do they cancel the sound of farts?

[@oenrn]

Maybe. Not the smell though.

[@_yellow]

Smell cancellation plugs?

[@ossipeltonen397]

If the fart is long and static sounding, then yes they will.

[@pineutrino]

Yes they do.

[@hoedoe5981]

@@oenrn you can't hear the smell anyway

[@NavGTI]

4:46 "oooooohhhooho Bill Oddie fans" Underrated joke

[@AiOinc1]

Remove the warning labels and safety features - the problem will then proceed to solve itself.

[@tahutoa]

This isn't the last time Jeremy would suggest removing the bones of a dog. Next time it happened, though, he remembered the reaction Hammond had here

[@adrielsebastian5216]

"HE'S TAKEN ALL THE BONES OUT OF MY DOG!"

[@dr.samsung_8855]

9:27 Can't comprehend that person's embarrassment at that moment! 😂😂

[@ericsill9229]

"Bone his dog" lmmfao

[@Fifthcell]

0:20 why do they hate Toyota’s designs? I honestly think that looks really good and wish we got it out here in the states

[@Josh-ov4qh]

That means that on average each bendy bus had 3.5002 crashes that year 😂

[@chrisgames5201]

3 502 not 35 002

[@elijahgreenberg2634]

Holy shit do you think when they were making The Office one of them thought back to this and said, "O shit lets do that thing from Top Gear when they showed the person who drove into a lake because their GPS said so" and then actually had Michael do it?

[@isaacharkton6169]

I’ve watched both series of the office multiple times and never seen that. Are you sure you’re not thinking of a different series?

[@elijahgreenberg2634]

@@isaacharkton6169 no remember when Michael and Dwight are driving and the GPS says bear right and Michael thinks it wants him to drive into the lake or pond or whatever and Dwight is like no you idiot and Michael drives into it anyways

[@whaddyamean99]

@@isaacharkton6169 I know the scene he is talking about, Michael drives his car into a lake because the GPS tells him to turn right

[@togafly.]

@@elijahgreenberg2634 yup he is annoyed about the GPS or automations in general that he decides to show its faulty

[@RAID3R63]

@@isaacharkton6169 the gift basket!

[@squash9875]

he was probably going to Gibraltar point😂

[@fadlya.rahman4113]

Yep. That's exactly what i thought when I heard Gibraltar and Skegness.

[@nothajzl]

1:10 James is such a legend😂😂

[@ActuallyLinden]

7:50 made me nearly shit myself laughing. Hilarious!

[@e1337prodigy]

9:25 - 9:32 classic Top Gear, unfortunately you don't get that with GT anymore, they would have to script that.

[@Erowens98]

e1337prodigy top gear was also scripted, apparently top gear was just better at it

[@anthonyslife7583]

Oh shut up. You still giggled like we all did when they launched. Bet you re-newer your prime membership too...

[@e1337prodigy]

Anthony Slife no need to be rude. It's my opinion. "Re-newer"? Yes I renewed my subscription but not just for it, for other shows. Actually the new series is better than the last one. I still watch old top gears and still laugh at them, think that says something.

[@anthonyslife7583]

e1337prodigy forgive me should’ve said “oh hush up”. Tone is nigh on impossible to convey over text.

[@Zak-ob5ze]

Tgt is still miles better than the new top gear

[@RB747domme]

"You're listening to 105.4 Classic Rock, playing the best sounds.. that was Boney's Dog with their 1977 hit Sunshine Driver.."

[@Corkoth55]

9:26 that was a hell of a fart

[@wearenumberonebutimaperson]

To anyone wondering, York still has bendy buses

[@jimtaylor294]

My commiserations 😅

[@playstationfreak1111]

See that ferrari radio? We had one at home back in the days and i remember drowning it...

[@connorfalcon7080]

Idk if you’ve noticed but most of clarkson’s solutions involves a hammer or execution

[@jimtaylor294]

...and him having a good point 😂

[@MysticGon]

I nearly laughed to death... I can't

[@slothymango]

@Jessie Sanders he can't laugh to death, kids to feed, dingus.

[@MycketTuff]

Ah, they kept a cut in. The level of scripting back here was nowhere near as bad as it is today. They have become too complacent and predictable.

[@thefan974]

Yeah but there's some awkward moments here where they don't get any laughs. Mainly for jeremy. Every time James opens his mouth there's laughs.

[@cruelroalex6722]

SatNav wasn't popular when I was a teenager. I had nothing to blame when I drove my car into a river....

[@PastaRiiCe123]

Is this the episode where May says Great News and then laughs?

[@thefan974]

No that's a series 15 episode ( 2010). This is series 11 (2008)

[@PastaRiiCe123]

​@@thefan974 "Great news" "WHAT?" "The Dacia-" "They knew what it is" 😂😂 I always love that episode tbf. Just thought the outfits were the same

[@GiorgioSciffo]

2:05 Micheal Scott would like to have a word with Jezza

[@noble2372]

thats what i thought of

[@isaacharkton6169]

Who

[@GiorgioSciffo]

@@isaacharkton6169 Micheal Scott is the main character in the American TV Show "The Office" During an episode of the show he drove his car into a lake

[@shawclip43]

ahh good old 240p, how i have missed you

[@User-jk8wq]

Me: Ok google. Define “comic timing” Google: 9:26

[@bravosava]

Still better quality then today's ufo spotted video's.

[@TehBellcarl]

As someone who isn’t from the UK and knows nothing of the situation I’m going to risk a guess and just suggest the reason for the bendy busses was they were the cheapest option for major cities.

[@MrDanAng1]

1:55 If they had only driven a Hovervan! 🤣🤣

[@kingwacky184]

What I learned about this is Britain cant make bendy buses. We have had them in Sweden for as long as I can remember before I was even born and I am 34. And they have had more crashes with the London double decker buses every year than Sweden have had with the bendy buses in the last 20 years.

[@chazzieaitken]

I honestly think the time has come…to stop farting in our studio 😂

[@aidanmcgregor8789]

odd how bendy buses are horrible in the UK. We have them all over Canada and they work like charms

[@RD19902010]

Same in Germany. We even have bendy busses with two joints in my city (admittedly on dedicated lanes)

[@JamaicanCastle]

@@RD19902010 At that point you might as well cut to the chase and get a train.

[@weSlaughter66]

Thank you, not loaded with ads like most other videos! Even though the other uploaders haven’t created any content.

[@RedfishCarolina]

Damn the video quality is impressive, it's nearly as good as Minecraft.

[@1234smileface]

I watched this sat next to my Mexican-American flatmate....

[@thomaswburkhart]

3:20 thank you, finally some good f ing food

[@studiosnch]

Did Jeremy drove the Evora and ended up loving it?

[@TheFryingPanStudio]

No one mentioned that James May studied music and is a classical trained pianoplayer, hereby 🙂

[@twocvbloke]

Them bendy buses (then owned by the Go Ahead group) ended up being shipped out to other parts of the UK, some ended up doing Go North East routes around Newcastle & Gateshead, and my god was it awful being in the back of one, I rarely get travel sick, but I had to stop looking towards the front cos they made me want to vomit with the articulation going on, thankfully they went away to some other poor saps presumably to never be seen again...

[@Kitchyyy]

Video quality: 240p Content quality: 1080p

[@tomster_6274]

My old enemy, 240p

[@patrickm5217]

Looking to get on the NIRA circuit.. trying to go legit homie

[@skyrocks12]

even in 240p i can still enjoy top gear

[@Jaymac720]

I learn so much about public transport every time I watch this show. I have only taken public transport twice in my life. Once when I was in California I took a train from the city to the beach and once when a friend and I wanted to go to the aquarium but not pay for parking so we took a street car. I’ve been on plenty of planes, charter busses, and Disney busses, but never a public bus, subway, or any of that nonsense. Pretty much everyone I know has a car and can drive themselves around

[@Ocastia]

I want to bet 5€ that you are an american.

[@Ocastia]

@Nic Lazzari well he could have been there on holidays, I was more impressed by his: "never on a public bus, subway or any of that nonsense" That just wouldn't work in the rest of the world.

[@isaacharkton6169]

Would rather have a horse than a car

[@Ocastia]

@colorado121 you don't? Because as far as I can see your public transport system is just as bad as the ones in the rest of the world, and i highly doubt they are free to use.

[@Ocastia]

@colorado121 trust me the fact that you can afford cars has nothing to do whit your public transportation wich still uses insane amounts of taxpayer money to work very badly

[@sbraypaynt]

3:22 Jezzer you’d be like 5th on the chopping block

[@ReddyMcReddingsworth]

9:55 Why did you have to say it? 😒

[@FuckFeminists]

Yeah, thats not helpful, branding men who cant afford a car or choose to take the bus as 'rapists' is a rare low point for JC

[@RustyGrapes]

Stan Dando stop having a sook

[@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg]

@@FuckFeminists Why did you automatically assume the "rapist" was male? Are only men rapists? Showing your sexist pig side I see!

[@PyroGooose]

@@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg I love KZbin comments

[@bananab3813]

@@PyroGooose perfect example for mass excution of stupids

[@allah6892]

Jeremy seem like a big polluter American personality but born in UK with an english accent.(he was born in the wrong country i think).

[@amon8400]

It’s now 2021 and you can buy noise canceling headphones for 25 dollars.

[@ChodeMaster]

Good ones cost over 200.

[@VegitoBlueYT]

that wasnt a Fart that was a straight up V8

[@obmot8369]

People blaming sat navs are dumb

[@warisaijaz]

1:57 Michael Scott!

[@ivorharden]

The Mexican jokes omg

[@benodaboy]

Lotus being ahead of the ball there

[@justanotherbiker9531]

Funny how you can get noise cancelling headphones for a fiver now

[@lulkak2664]

5:40 "Adenoids FM" that's a Ferrari fan's radio, all right

[@petergreenson]

You can't hear "Greg you missed the stop sign" with a sound cancelling car

[@yannikoloff7659]

weird, you are pete

[@Russeljfinch]

Unless you sound like an engine or tyres how can it tune your voice or the radio out???

[@ajc0480]

Anyone else looking forward to the new Grand Tour?

[@tmcmagic5292]

Mexicans- has it got a sombrero😂😂😂😂

[@lightningvini]

Boris is gonna blame his satnav for not knowing what to do with covid

[@Payne..]

J.C : it does have a big floppy moustache James J.M : no not really J.C: it does I dont know why but the way Jeremy says it does cracks me up.

[@joshkirkham4281]

Which pixel is clarkson

[@satandivine]

The third one.

[@willmoores4836]

Why is this being recommended to me now lol

[@arion9696]

Aston Martin’s courtesy car is/was the cygnet

[@teyebpeaton]

car companies should who are looking for new exhaust system should seriously consult that person. that fart scaled up to a car would be heard from miles away XD! 9:26

[@andreasstrauss5194]

I like how the Ferrari Radio said adenoids fm

[@MadnessIncVP]

3:23 - 3:30 Please!

[@robk1948]

If ANC worked like he said you wouldn’t hear your music

[@aaronlundqvist7130]

I'm watching this using noice cancelling headphones! ...with bluetooth.

[@jackriordan1146]

This was a better time just pure comedy before the pc police ruined everything

[@xJackkHD]

240p? didn’t realise we were in 2007

[@thereddeadguide5506]

Now with two-hundred-and-fifty whole pixels!

[@lanceclement4087]

Using a pair of those right now

[@jdpragmatic8644]

Okay, if there were 500 of those bendy-buses at that time, and they were involved in 1,751 accidents, That means: Those 500 buses must have been in at least 3 accidents EACH!

[@unholy1771]

Not must

[@E233ful]

Average. Maybe one of the bus was driven by a stupid and had 1000 accidents and nearly every bit of the bus had been replaced at least ones.

[@jdpragmatic8644]

@@E233ful Well it’s not exactly an IMpossibility is it?

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

They made fun of Lotus only for Lotus to try and assassinate Hammond