Grosser vs. Corniche: Old Car CHALLENGE | Top Gear - Part 2

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@connfyoozed
@connfyoozed 8 жыл бұрын
James's reaction to reading Jeremy's last service bill is just classic. First the shock, then him trying to say it before collapsing into that fantastic James May smoker's laugh.
@doktorspock8910
@doktorspock8910 Жыл бұрын
It sounds like an empty can of spray paint, doesn't it?
@thequoteshubyt
@thequoteshubyt Жыл бұрын
​@@doktorspock8910no
@deathberry33
@deathberry33 Жыл бұрын
Lol, Every time I read an exorbitant amount, I always pronounce it like James does.
@TheAlps36
@TheAlps36 Жыл бұрын
What did he do - buy you a Golf? I'm dead XD
@kingezekiel125
@kingezekiel125 Жыл бұрын
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@Nmille98
@Nmille98 8 жыл бұрын
I love how often they agree with each other here. "Two cars in one space, that's just selfish." "In my Britain, that would be punishable by six months in prison."
@aliabdallah102
@aliabdallah102 4 жыл бұрын
*in May's britain.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 3 жыл бұрын
@@aliabdallah102 in San Francisco there would be 4 more motor cycles in there.
@aliabdallah102
@aliabdallah102 3 жыл бұрын
@@oldrrocr I'd just hit all 4 of em and park.
@zakr1187
@zakr1187 2 жыл бұрын
*may not my
@daedelous7094
@daedelous7094 2 жыл бұрын
When the 3 of them are together May and Clarkson tend to be more antagonistic toward each other and apart they will call each other the biggest oafs. But when they are together without hammond they tend to be more agreeable than they think.
@TraustiGeir
@TraustiGeir 11 жыл бұрын
I swear, this simple challenge is one of the most entertaining ones that TG has ever attempted. I'll have that Grosser...as soon as I overthrow a government.
@TraustiGeir
@TraustiGeir 6 жыл бұрын
That too.
@bmstylee
@bmstylee 6 жыл бұрын
Jonas Kaye that sounds easier.
@CrashForce
@CrashForce 6 жыл бұрын
4 years later and this comment is accurate as hell
@mrepicness888
@mrepicness888 6 жыл бұрын
You don't understand how busy London is
@prahlada.p.9694
@prahlada.p.9694 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@Str4t0sPh3rE
@Str4t0sPh3rE 5 жыл бұрын
*Brings Merc to service centre* Mechanic: Ah, I see the problem here. You need to change the Volkswagen Golf in your engine bay.
@atarvhegde5210
@atarvhegde5210 4 жыл бұрын
Well , I heard if you aren't carefull with the 600s window switches , you can break someone's finger.
@kasperkjrsgaard1447
@kasperkjrsgaard1447 6 ай бұрын
“Ze problem ist im ze motor” “Hast ju money - lotz off ze money”?
@franzliszt8090
@franzliszt8090 5 жыл бұрын
The horn race bit remains one of my favorite Clarkson moments ever... and I've watched _a lot_ of top gear
@crimsonmaelstrom573
@crimsonmaelstrom573 Жыл бұрын
“Now that’s a horn!” Best line ever 😂😂
@GamePro0012
@GamePro0012 Жыл бұрын
@@crimsonmaelstrom573 "...and it got us thrown out."
@SkippertheBart
@SkippertheBart 21 күн бұрын
When he had to reach over and flip the compressor on first, you knew it was gonna be good.
@alp732
@alp732 7 жыл бұрын
2:43; In May's Britain, that would be punishable by 6 months in prison.. 8 years later and it is May's Britain... ;)
@Ward1706
@Ward1706 6 жыл бұрын
Wrong May.
@mjkg6026
@mjkg6026 6 жыл бұрын
Al P sadly
@taiterobinson793
@taiterobinson793 5 жыл бұрын
Al P I was gonna right that in comments :(
@masterzz57
@masterzz57 5 жыл бұрын
@ObviouslyKieran britain's gone may
@justinebennettereyes533
@justinebennettereyes533 5 жыл бұрын
Stupid May
@MrCodename471
@MrCodename471 8 жыл бұрын
0:50 Jeremy: There was quite a lot needed doing, if I'm honest. James: What did they do buy you a Golf? :D
@AnthroGearhead
@AnthroGearhead 7 жыл бұрын
Codename 47 nearly heard it was 50000 pounds
@sumairb9978
@sumairb9978 6 жыл бұрын
that line and may's laugh had me in hysterics
@scotty193
@scotty193 5 жыл бұрын
It was May's laugh after deliver of that line that sealed it........
@Mr0supra0
@Mr0supra0 5 жыл бұрын
*an Golf
@Schyderap
@Schyderap 5 жыл бұрын
This is the single funniest moment in TG ever.
@CM26617
@CM26617 9 жыл бұрын
6:35 What on earth did Mercedes Benz put into the Grosser when they were designing its horn system? A fog horn? XD
@Veyron722skyhook
@Veyron722skyhook 9 жыл бұрын
+CHammer I think that horn might even qualify as a war horn, being that loud.
@eight-cloudspurple5871
@eight-cloudspurple5871 9 жыл бұрын
+CHammer Siren to get your airforce moving and bomb some disobedient subjects..
@Stryke607
@Stryke607 9 жыл бұрын
+CHammer I think they had an oil tanker in mind ...
@lordapophis5723
@lordapophis5723 9 жыл бұрын
They added a chamber of bullfrogs behind the headlights. That's what you are hearing.
@killjoy1887
@killjoy1887 9 жыл бұрын
+Lord Apophis That was the mating call of the Cargo Ship. They got thrown out before all the cargo vessels in the Channel converged on the garage.
@ObviouslyKieran
@ObviouslyKieran 3 жыл бұрын
Jezza: "It comes down to two choices then, camp" May: "Or camp commandant" May's timing is nye impeccable.
@derlangsame4471
@derlangsame4471 2 жыл бұрын
I don't get that. Would you explain?
@hectornecromancer5308
@hectornecromancer5308 2 жыл бұрын
@@derlangsame4471 Corniche makes you funky. While the Größer makes you feel like you've been gassed millions of people at a concentration camp
@patrickkenney4270
@patrickkenney4270 2 жыл бұрын
@@derlangsame4471 yeah
@ctykckcktyvc7558
@ctykckcktyvc7558 2 жыл бұрын
@@derlangsame4471 camp is another world for gay and a camp Commandant was the commander of a concentration camp
@Pecinta_kaela
@Pecinta_kaela 2 жыл бұрын
Timestamps?
@kyletrump2003
@kyletrump2003 3 жыл бұрын
4:10 i just checked, a Mercedes 600(not sure if swb or lwb) is about 554cm whilst a standard UK parking bay is only 480cm in length
@brunolerchundi09
@brunolerchundi09 Жыл бұрын
It's a swb 600 grosser, lwb had a window between the front an rear doors and it were called "Pullman"
@vitamins-and-iron
@vitamins-and-iron 3 ай бұрын
so his guess of one foot shorter is out by a factor of 2.4
@ari-s-video
@ari-s-video 8 жыл бұрын
"May's Britain" little did he know...
@genjijr.9937
@genjijr.9937 5 жыл бұрын
well we now have PM May and chancellor Hammond and Leader of opposition Jeremy, everything is going well
@Ash-sc8bl
@Ash-sc8bl 5 жыл бұрын
Siyao Qin hahahaha
@mainminevin
@mainminevin 5 жыл бұрын
Aaand its gone
@qwasd0r
@qwasd0r 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't turn out so well, did it?
@johnj3577
@johnj3577 5 жыл бұрын
@@genjijr.9937 Maybe they should present the next season of Top Gear, let's face it, they're all about to lose their current jobs!
@ComandanteJ
@ComandanteJ 9 жыл бұрын
Both are absolutely awesome, but i'd take the merc.
@andylie7699
@andylie7699 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that horn is just brilliant
@myth0l0gical49
@myth0l0gical49 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that Merc's horn is just ridiculous. I mean, only the Germans would put a train horn in their cars....gotta love it.
@Favled
@Favled 8 жыл бұрын
I'd take the royce
@Favled
@Favled 8 жыл бұрын
I'd take the royce
@Favled
@Favled 8 жыл бұрын
I'd take the royce
@Shakes-Off-Fear
@Shakes-Off-Fear 2 жыл бұрын
7:31 I love the builder going “Come on! Pump it, James! Pump it!”
@BR3ND3N
@BR3ND3N 8 ай бұрын
Also what James says at 7:20 😆
@mydadisbald9175
@mydadisbald9175 3 жыл бұрын
4:49 Jeremy’s confused french is everything 😂😂😂
@mokisan
@mokisan 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@bsquared627
@bsquared627 2 ай бұрын
Equally as funny is their confused Italian moments later lol
@astrovisionbroadcastingunion
@astrovisionbroadcastingunion 16 күн бұрын
@@bsquared627 *P A G A M E N T O ? ! ?* will forever make me lose it XDDD
@Imtotallydiggingthis
@Imtotallydiggingthis 6 жыл бұрын
"Soon though without executing anyone, we were in the west end" The Real Top Gear, missed but never forgotten.
@atarvhegde5210
@atarvhegde5210 4 жыл бұрын
So technically , in the east end government would execute anti communists?
@sonyviva308
@sonyviva308 9 жыл бұрын
"Jezza help! I'm gonna get raped or something". -May.
@davedalavai4985
@davedalavai4985 7 жыл бұрын
sonyviva308 v
@DogeCharger
@DogeCharger 6 жыл бұрын
pretty accurate in modern day London
@thegamingsushicat5349
@thegamingsushicat5349 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not too happy about that comment to be honest, and I'm surprised it came from may
@sumandhabolkar2819
@sumandhabolkar2819 5 жыл бұрын
@@thegamingsushicat5349 Why?
@visionist7
@visionist7 5 жыл бұрын
@@sumandhabolkar2819 she's a fairy
@hanif12able
@hanif12able 9 жыл бұрын
watching this challenge brings smile to me. its like watching completely different two best friends messing around. they are completely different but somehow they are bound together.
@Joonasvarp
@Joonasvarp 9 жыл бұрын
+88thetruth88 lmao
@jurciks71
@jurciks71 8 жыл бұрын
+Abul Hoque you failed
@Claeys67
@Claeys67 8 жыл бұрын
+Hanif Purbaya "Jezza help help!" also gave me that feeling.
@tDarKnight
@tDarKnight 10 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't do that to most '600' drivers, mate. You'd be in the boot without your head."
@georgejacob3162
@georgejacob3162 7 жыл бұрын
Oddly, on a Top Gear DVD Jeremy is driving James' Rolls-Royce with James in the boot!
@shadowhaziq4326
@shadowhaziq4326 6 жыл бұрын
George Jacob that one from "worst car in the history of the world episode" ive remember that one 😆 Here the footage kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJbRgnxqfdeIns0
@carlbirtles4518
@carlbirtles4518 Жыл бұрын
@@shadowhaziq4326 At least Jezza showed mercy on James by leaving his head on.
@alistairwalker2850
@alistairwalker2850 4 жыл бұрын
“Is Max Mosley on that list?” Hammond’s brief line was easily one of the funniest
@carlbirtles4518
@carlbirtles4518 3 жыл бұрын
Son of Sir Oswald Mosley, Baronet and founder of the British Union of Fascists.
@bmstylee
@bmstylee 3 жыл бұрын
No it's worse.
@FlashoftheBlades
@FlashoftheBlades Жыл бұрын
@@carlbirtles4518And even HE wasn’t on the list! I’m absolutely baffled by that.
@carlbirtles4518
@carlbirtles4518 Жыл бұрын
@@FlashoftheBlades John Lennon wasn’t on the list either. Just some dictators and a portly rock and roll singer.
@FlashoftheBlades
@FlashoftheBlades Жыл бұрын
@@carlbirtles4518 Guess the list was too long for the board.
@renemunkthalund3581
@renemunkthalund3581 5 жыл бұрын
0:52 "What did they do? Buy you a Golf?" Capt. Slow and master of comedic response
@sushi777300
@sushi777300 8 жыл бұрын
I love how Clarkson, Hammond, and May could always turn the most random everyday life moments into excellent entertainment
@basshead.
@basshead. 5 жыл бұрын
scripted
@badabada4251
@badabada4251 5 жыл бұрын
@@basshead. that is the point of the original comment.
@basshead.
@basshead. 5 жыл бұрын
+Bada Bada Nope.
@dbclass4075
@dbclass4075 3 жыл бұрын
@@basshead. He meant the script is written in such a way a mundane task turns comedic.
@basshead.
@basshead. 3 жыл бұрын
@@dbclass4075 The whole show is fake.
@ToreDL87
@ToreDL87 4 жыл бұрын
This is what Grand Tour needs to do again, simpler cheaper challenges with classics in UK/Western Europe (even with serviced cars), it's still tons of fun to watch, and it's done in a few days and wont completely wear them out!
@Adam-fj9px
@Adam-fj9px 2 жыл бұрын
Very late reply but totally agree, as much as I love the international specials my absolute favourites are the challenges in old cars in grey British weather
@brycehosseini3319
@brycehosseini3319 Жыл бұрын
This is pretty close to what they did for Eurocrash (albeit more in Central / Eastern Europe) and that was their best episode in a while (the whole wax Nigel Mansell bit was hysterical), so you may be onto something.
@volundrfrey896
@volundrfrey896 11 ай бұрын
@@Adam-fj9px The BBC has claimed that they own the concept of the three boys doing cheap car challenges so that's why they're limited with what they can do.
@kieranwhite6647
@kieranwhite6647 10 жыл бұрын
James has such a smokers laugh!!
@Thepurplealex1
@Thepurplealex1 10 жыл бұрын
Surely it's Jeremy?
@Thepurplealex1
@Thepurplealex1 9 жыл бұрын
***** All the Top Gear presenters smoke, they've admitted to it.
@kieranwhite6647
@kieranwhite6647 9 жыл бұрын
***** I know he does but it was laugh that really gave it away to me
@xGT40x
@xGT40x 9 жыл бұрын
Purple Alex Actually Richard said he quit.
@Thepurplealex1
@Thepurplealex1 9 жыл бұрын
KV2 Power Oh, did he? Good for him :) That sounds so sarcastic but I don't know how else to word it xD
@billyhendrix5544
@billyhendrix5544 2 жыл бұрын
James and Jezza trying to play for parking in London is golden. ‘What was the matter with money’ hit the nail on the head jezza
@thetrain3302
@thetrain3302 3 жыл бұрын
“If you’re theory is correct, you’re either going to murder millions of people, or you’re going to die on the bog trying to get 500 cheeseburgers out of your poo chute” 😂😂😂😂 May always has the best one liners
@polarisukyc1204
@polarisukyc1204 2 жыл бұрын
Possibly the best line he has ever said on top gear
@applejuice5272
@applejuice5272 2 жыл бұрын
Camp... ...or Kamp Kommandant
@Femroe
@Femroe 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda wish when the audience laughed that Clarkson had just gone "Don't know what you lot are laughing at, I don't see any cheese burgers around here."
@carlbirtles4518
@carlbirtles4518 Жыл бұрын
John Lennon had a 600. So, 600 owners would either murder millions of people, die on the toilet or get fatally shot by a religious nutcase.
@jdapaul1351
@jdapaul1351 Жыл бұрын
@@polarisukyc1204 what does the second half mean? "... you’re going to die on the bog trying to get 500 cheeseburgers out of your poo chute"
@FinnishGuy47
@FinnishGuy47 5 жыл бұрын
Clarkson: "It really comes down to a simple choice: Camp..." May: "... Or Kampfkommandant!"
4 жыл бұрын
Nope, "Camp commandant".
@thijsrikkerink6333
@thijsrikkerink6333 4 жыл бұрын
Kampf in german means battle though.
@KermitTheFrogOG
@KermitTheFrogOG 4 жыл бұрын
Thijs Rikkerink yes but cam cause concentration camp
@Lazbotable
@Lazbotable 3 жыл бұрын
@@thijsrikkerink6333 it means struggle actually
@m1co294
@m1co294 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lazbotable it's either battle or struggle, depends on the context, since German tanks during WWII usually had "Panzerkampfwagen" in their names and it doesn't mean Armored Struggle Vehicle.
@ivanfrizky2514
@ivanfrizky2514 8 жыл бұрын
"now that`s a horn!" XDDDD
@gustavlofkvist4928
@gustavlofkvist4928 8 жыл бұрын
VanZone Gaming Indo k
@r4h4al
@r4h4al 7 жыл бұрын
It was funny that they threw him out.
@mrtom2854
@mrtom2854 6 жыл бұрын
I respect the LFA in your profile pic
@alfredsnyder4
@alfredsnyder4 6 жыл бұрын
Funny Part Is @ 6:37
@isabelsummers8017
@isabelsummers8017 5 жыл бұрын
@@alfredsnyder4 Myself favorite part of the TV show
@4600norm
@4600norm 8 жыл бұрын
"Chairman Margaret Clarkson fantasy." I can't stop laughing at that for some reason.
@carlbirtles4518
@carlbirtles4518 Жыл бұрын
If anyone here doesn’t understand the joke; Chairman: Chairman Mao Zedong Margaret: Margaret Thatcher
@SMGJohn
@SMGJohn 3 ай бұрын
@@carlbirtles4518 You are the one who does not get it. Margaret was basically a tyrant in her time, even sent armed police against miners and had them shoot at them. Chairman is basically just a slang in UK for dictator.
@TheHenes
@TheHenes 4 жыл бұрын
The Mecedes is a dream car, perfect quality, classic elegance, technically far ahead of its time. The Rolls is not perfect, technically hardly comparable, but it has charisma and soul ... I like both ...
@harveygibbons1113
@harveygibbons1113 4 жыл бұрын
4:02 this is the best bit 😂😂
@Bhatz96
@Bhatz96 4 ай бұрын
Wanker!
@kirstywalker6950
@kirstywalker6950 3 ай бұрын
Sorry
@hollycrapitsjean123
@hollycrapitsjean123 11 жыл бұрын
I've just watched this for the 500th time and I keep on going back to the horn bit, gets me every time...
@PrvtChurch
@PrvtChurch 10 жыл бұрын
I think Mercedes accidentally fitted the foghorn from a cruise ship onto the Grosser.
@steve1978ger
@steve1978ger 6 жыл бұрын
more likely, the Bismarck
@benselectionforcasting4172
@benselectionforcasting4172 5 жыл бұрын
"Accidentally"
@aaryeshg.6526
@aaryeshg.6526 5 жыл бұрын
🤣 The Merc has 2 horns so you can create the illusion of 2 cars honking even though it's only 1 that is doing it.
@wimspreeuwenberg2516
@wimspreeuwenberg2516 4 жыл бұрын
The Horn of the rms queen Mary
@SlidTossedPissed
@SlidTossedPissed 4 жыл бұрын
Lets be straight here... A Cruiseship.. is garbage. Its a floating GUT draped in white powered by peoples ability to FART. Damn things have as much character as a gas bubble and less dignity than Queen Elizabeth's cat tossing up a hairball. A STEAMER... is where that horn came from.
@DanielEhlmann
@DanielEhlmann 8 жыл бұрын
Holy crap the Merc horn.
@dunebasher1971
@dunebasher1971 5 жыл бұрын
They've used a bit of audio post-production wizardry (called simply Turning Up The Volume) to make it seem louder than it is. Still funny, though :)
@abishek4300
@abishek4300 3 жыл бұрын
@@dunebasher1971 bruh... Trust me... It's actually really really loud... Enough to fill the total car park with frustrating people and enough to make ears bleed when standing near...
@rachmatzulfiqar
@rachmatzulfiqar 3 жыл бұрын
@@abishek4300 it has to be that loud because it doubles as an emergency attention horn :D
@jacobrumens9601
@jacobrumens9601 2 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else just laugh so hard at James’ ‘Eh?’ and duck laugh at 0:36? 😂
@Moakmeister
@Moakmeister Жыл бұрын
James said “eh” not Jeremy
@jacobrumens9601
@jacobrumens9601 Жыл бұрын
@@Moakmeister No Jeremy said eh
@Ocsttiac
@Ocsttiac 11 ай бұрын
@@jacobrumens9601 No, it's James. It's James' voice. Jeremy's face doesn't move at all at that part, plus it'd make no sense for Jeremy to give a surprised "Eh?" to a bill that A) He already knows the price of, and B) He's not even reading at that current moment.
@jacobrumens9601
@jacobrumens9601 11 ай бұрын
@@OcsttiacYour right it was James. I just didn’t notice that.
@palashbhaumik42069
@palashbhaumik42069 2 жыл бұрын
*spits* "Oh has it gone in your mouth?" "...yes it has" 😂😂😂
@shovelheadedmonster
@shovelheadedmonster 2 жыл бұрын
Just admit mine's the superior car
@sgvmnsbdvhjegwfouays
@sgvmnsbdvhjegwfouays 12 жыл бұрын
6:30 I simply cannot get over that horn. I thought he was being dramatic earlier in talking about how loud the horn was. My god, that's the greatest thing ever.
@paleoph6168
@paleoph6168 Жыл бұрын
6:30
@roxman199
@roxman199 8 жыл бұрын
"You're either going to murder millions of people or you're gonna die on the bog trying to get 500 cheeseburgers out of your poo chute." Best line ever.
@joaquinjulianagtarap726
@joaquinjulianagtarap726 3 жыл бұрын
I do enjoy these simple less elaborate challenges from Top Gear of yesteryear, so spontaneous and impromptu.
@danamoradi6031
@danamoradi6031 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to take a sip of my coffee but just before i did i died of laughter at 7:23
@69steezeWiz
@69steezeWiz 2 ай бұрын
TV host James May has been brutally raped by construction workers in central London
@jackmcdonald8355
@jackmcdonald8355 6 жыл бұрын
7:15 "Jezza help, help, help! Just push it, I'm going to get raped or something."
@puddlespuddles5208
@puddlespuddles5208 6 жыл бұрын
I am a bmw man myself, but that Merc is so cool and hilariously overkill. It is awesome
@bradleybuckle2995
@bradleybuckle2995 6 жыл бұрын
Jeremy's face waiting for James' reaction to the service bill is priceless
@katsaras1
@katsaras1 4 жыл бұрын
0:33 Look at Clarkson's face while he's waiting for May's reaction!
@faz..
@faz.. 5 жыл бұрын
OMG. This was filmed in around 2008 and these cars were worth £25k. I've just checked and the Grosser fetches between £40-170k. The capital appreciation is awsome!
@jakethemuss5678
@jakethemuss5678 2 жыл бұрын
I saw a mercedes 600 sell on eBay this year for £128,000
@Rezzatoni
@Rezzatoni Жыл бұрын
If you add the 15k service bill to the 25k buying price of the Mercedes, you are at 40k ...
@faz..
@faz.. Жыл бұрын
@naufalnaufalhazzanabila2255 maybe that's where the capital appreciation comes from
@brycehosseini3319
@brycehosseini3319 Жыл бұрын
In other words, nearly enough appreciation to cover the maintenance bills...
@tooltime9260
@tooltime9260 10 күн бұрын
You could sell one for parts alone and still make a killing. Owning one of those is equal to owning an airplane.
@robertborich4404
@robertborich4404 5 жыл бұрын
James & Jeremy listening to the automated voice on the phone cracks me up everytime.
@aalkandari4
@aalkandari4 9 жыл бұрын
7:32 pump it James pump it -Random construction worker
@MattWesss
@MattWesss 4 жыл бұрын
I love his enthousiasm! He's ready to help in an instant!
@neelparmar6690
@neelparmar6690 8 жыл бұрын
Camp or Kamp Kommandant 😂😂😂 OMG I miss these guys. Car review shows have nothing on the old TG.
@KTHR56
@KTHR56 Жыл бұрын
The way Jeremy says ‘Shut up!’ always makes me laugh! Followed by the apparent fog horn that lives in the Mercedes.
@LordTechPro
@LordTechPro 5 жыл бұрын
2:30 The smug mobile is called a G-Whiz and it was made by an Indian company called Reva Electric
@MrAdamske
@MrAdamske 4 жыл бұрын
3:29 Right on mate, spoken what we were all thinking. Absolute scholar of a man.
@5bagsofpopcorn
@5bagsofpopcorn 10 жыл бұрын
The merc is beautiful, but has the highest running costs ever.... jay leno has one on his channel and he tells you horror stories about the prices.....
@BruceAttah
@BruceAttah 9 жыл бұрын
TheYorkMan Maybe they weren't in that condition when bought, hence Jezza's "service" bill of £15,000.
@BruceAttah
@BruceAttah 9 жыл бұрын
TheYorkMan Notice, I put the word "service" in quotes.
@BruceAttah
@BruceAttah 9 жыл бұрын
TheYorkMan I did not use quotes to highlight the word. Nor would I. I used them to signify that I was _quoting_ the word.
@BruceAttah
@BruceAttah 9 жыл бұрын
TheYorkMan I'm getting the impression that you missed the bit in English at school where they taught the correct use of quotation marks.
@BruceAttah
@BruceAttah 9 жыл бұрын
TheYorkMan Quotation marks are NOT used for emphasis. That is a classic error.
@hmdwgf
@hmdwgf 8 жыл бұрын
I'd have the Kamp Kommandant over the Camp.
@Ward1706
@Ward1706 6 жыл бұрын
hmdwgf "So you're gonna either murder millions of people or die on the bog trying to get 500 cheeseburgers out of your poo chute."
@kwanlinus6999
@kwanlinus6999 6 жыл бұрын
You are a dictator.
@AJKPenguin
@AJKPenguin 9 жыл бұрын
Pay for parking by phone? What silliness ; P 5:16
@JohnSmith-tz9qf
@JohnSmith-tz9qf 8 жыл бұрын
Pay for parking?!?!?!?!? Who pays for parking??? What a silliness...
@severussnape2250
@severussnape2250 8 жыл бұрын
ikr
@admiralrng6506
@admiralrng6506 7 жыл бұрын
Adam K ah the British
@mattr2238
@mattr2238 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'd just park without paying. Not my damn fault they don't want to take my money.
@legostar55
@legostar55 6 жыл бұрын
Adam K Have you tried calling that number to see if it is real.
@MettleMadness
@MettleMadness 5 жыл бұрын
“Chairman Margaret Clarkson fantasy” one of my personal favourite things James has ever said
@rsmaciel73
@rsmaciel73 4 жыл бұрын
1:05 Look at you in the back of your Beemer, is like a businessman, not a dictator LOL 😂
@CarWhiz22
@CarWhiz22 13 жыл бұрын
i love the way the guy shouts "PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN!!!" and he's pushing a car which has run out of petrol...clever!
@Hiei2k7
@Hiei2k7 11 жыл бұрын
I WANT THE HORN FROM THAT MERC!
@hollycrapitsjean123
@hollycrapitsjean123 11 жыл бұрын
You can actually buy it - my friend's dad has a daewoo matiz with it
@TraustiGeir
@TraustiGeir 11 жыл бұрын
hollycrapitsjean123 Tell him he's epic and history will remember him.
@mattsmith4322
@mattsmith4322 11 жыл бұрын
TraustiGeir It'd be even better if it were a Toyota Prius.
@hollycrapitsjean123
@hollycrapitsjean123 11 жыл бұрын
Matt Smith OR a Gee-Whiz
@mattsmith4322
@mattsmith4322 11 жыл бұрын
hollycrapitsjean123 Perhaps a Smart Car's in order?
@Bastiolo48
@Bastiolo48 6 жыл бұрын
2:42 "In May's Britain, that would be punishable by 6 months in prison." That means something else entirely, now!
@Athenstrainman
@Athenstrainman 5 жыл бұрын
How?
@dontworry1302
@dontworry1302 5 жыл бұрын
@@Athenstrainman en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premiership_of_Theresa_May
@williamspencer1935
@williamspencer1935 3 жыл бұрын
Love how they went to a gas station for tea with their ultra luxury cars
@dude7756
@dude7756 4 жыл бұрын
god, so unintentionally British - around 7:00 minute mark all the builders start shouting... Perfect
@LeilaElysee
@LeilaElysee 6 ай бұрын
8:45 is some of the greatest lines in all of television history
@TheSFMCreators
@TheSFMCreators 10 жыл бұрын
1:50 Look at the black car next to James', is it me, or is that car lowing its suspension??
@lalnablehector1285
@lalnablehector1285 10 жыл бұрын
it very much does look that way
@I-Love-Taylor-Swift
@I-Love-Taylor-Swift 10 жыл бұрын
NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE!
@E34Benzin
@E34Benzin 9 жыл бұрын
It's a Range Rover. They change their height automatically dependinf on the speed (it can also be selected manually). Very good eye by the way!
@TheSFMCreators
@TheSFMCreators 9 жыл бұрын
E34Benzin Thanks :p
@lalnablehector1285
@lalnablehector1285 9 жыл бұрын
Thom Valk hey isn't your pic the SFM logo
@Kyleinasailing
@Kyleinasailing 7 жыл бұрын
The 600 was an incredible creation but MB never made money from it. The Rolls Silver Shadow and Corniche, on the other hand, went on to be a great commercial success.
@rahulmandala4930
@rahulmandala4930 2 жыл бұрын
Sure the 600 Grosser might’ve never made MB money, but regardless, that’s one of thing about the 600 Grosser I admire: it’s uniqueness. Sure the Corniche went on to become a commercial success, but they’ll have been a dime a dozen, in my honest opinion. The 600 Grosser won’t be everywhere and it might be quite expensive to service, but what you get is a unique experience in wafting along in one. Handling is also impressive given its size and weight. The 600 Grosser was indeed a magnificently incredible creation that carries a certain dignity and classiness to it. That said, I’m certain the Rolls is also a good car, but something about the Grosser just makes it all the more special to me.
@FrankieProkop
@FrankieProkop 4 жыл бұрын
5:59 Man, how I’d love to have that E31 8 series... AND that Mercedes B I G. That’s a dream garage right there.
@charliehinde1701
@charliehinde1701 6 жыл бұрын
Clarkson's face at 5:34 had me in stitches😂😂😂. Legit like a confused puppy looking for help
@kevinlofur8103
@kevinlofur8103 8 жыл бұрын
07:51 Jeremy: Has it gone into your mouth? James: Yes it has! I almost died of laughter!
@rockacraig5653
@rockacraig5653 8 жыл бұрын
Rule 34. It gets everywhere. (Oooooooooh Matron)
@hoilst
@hoilst 10 жыл бұрын
"Sorry...Sorry...Sorry..." "WA-beep!-ER!"
@AnthroGearhead
@AnthroGearhead 5 жыл бұрын
Van drivers :D
@farhanatashiga3721
@farhanatashiga3721 4 жыл бұрын
Wankers
@AussieChristophe27
@AussieChristophe27 10 жыл бұрын
5:05 We haven't paid...we've been thwarted!
@aaronkidd5548
@aaronkidd5548 2 жыл бұрын
2022 and still the best thing on the tube. Their comradery was and is, I can only assume, amazing. Such characters. Peace.
@jackjack1923
@jackjack1923 4 жыл бұрын
Those 3 guys are simply the best and you just can't replace them... Just can't
@venichen1
@venichen1 9 жыл бұрын
I thought, "Gee, Idi Amin must have owned one of those!" I was right.
@Zacho789
@Zacho789 10 жыл бұрын
0:38 There's no need for a duck whistle with that laugh, what was that??
@TamirB.98
@TamirB.98 10 жыл бұрын
Some say that its his real laugh
@I-Love-Taylor-Swift
@I-Love-Taylor-Swift 10 жыл бұрын
Tamir Burstein That sounded like a n introduction to The Stig!
@Slaphappy1975
@Slaphappy1975 10 жыл бұрын
Some say, the Stig stole his laugh, and replaced it with a duck...
@francisjpk
@francisjpk 9 жыл бұрын
Zacho789 0:54
@dom69foco
@dom69foco 9 жыл бұрын
Don't smoke kids
@apabulldog
@apabulldog 10 жыл бұрын
I really want the mercedes. Just for the love of it, the luxury, and THE HORN! OH THE HORN IS AMAZING!
@codydlvn1679
@codydlvn1679 4 жыл бұрын
4:50 when jeremy speaks french it becomes the funniest thing ever
@ariespisiti4220
@ariespisiti4220 4 жыл бұрын
"What did they do, buy you a Golf?" Gets me every time. Imagine that. xD
@yannistubbe3582
@yannistubbe3582 10 жыл бұрын
i realy love these guys
@MrStGeorgeIllawarra
@MrStGeorgeIllawarra 10 жыл бұрын
Sometimes they are funnier without Hamster.
@thatkindofguy234
@thatkindofguy234 10 жыл бұрын
"Can you help I feel like I'm going to get raped" hahahahha
@AlecSK27
@AlecSK27 8 жыл бұрын
3:29 That's the same sound i make, when i accidentally click on a non-BBC Top Gear video...
@applejuice5272
@applejuice5272 2 жыл бұрын
3:40 Reusing footage from the cross-London race (James' GL500)
@jeremytheimer7443
@jeremytheimer7443 4 жыл бұрын
4:15 ah yes my favourite car, the mercedes big.
@pinch-of-salt
@pinch-of-salt 8 жыл бұрын
6:35 HOOOORRRNNNNN!!!!!
@TT_Escobar
@TT_Escobar 6 ай бұрын
There's so many crazy things about this challenge, the list of dictators that drove the grosser, its golf priced service bill, its horn, so much! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@K3RT11239
@K3RT11239 10 жыл бұрын
"AEYYY?!"
@ziaakbar2535
@ziaakbar2535 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy - now that's a horn James - And it got us thrown out Nobody can top these guys in coming up with funny lines
@matthewbertram3304
@matthewbertram3304 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: "well what would you like me to do?" Homeless cyclist man: "BLRAGH"
@robertbidochon7949
@robertbidochon7949 9 жыл бұрын
fantastic episode! I enjoyed it more than usual! Excellent!!
@spiritbuu
@spiritbuu 6 жыл бұрын
4:59 "hit everything" lol
@brunolerchundi09
@brunolerchundi09 Жыл бұрын
Is the granie solution for everything
@hotrodmobile
@hotrodmobile 4 жыл бұрын
8:16 "Leonard Brezhnev" LOL ))) For russians it looks like "Boris Ivanoff" for englishman instead Boris Johnson. (The english name John is equivalent to the russian name Ivan.) Brezhnev's first name was Leonid.
@IronMan3582
@IronMan3582 3 жыл бұрын
James was absolutely savage at the end and I loved every second of it
@devanman7920
@devanman7920 5 жыл бұрын
@6:28 when Jeremy blew the horn that was too funny!haha
@Gamedraco
@Gamedraco 15 жыл бұрын
6:35 I never get tired of listening to that horn. It sounds more like one you would find on a lorry!
@paleoph6168
@paleoph6168 Жыл бұрын
6:35
@MartynStanleyAuthor
@MartynStanleyAuthor 9 жыл бұрын
Really liked this challenge. This was great to watch!
@sumairb9978
@sumairb9978 5 жыл бұрын
i can't help but feel bad for jezza at 5:32
@Skandalos
@Skandalos 4 жыл бұрын
One of the few multi-part videos where the 2nd part has even more views then the 1st.
@gdxx16
@gdxx16 3 жыл бұрын
6:40 "thats a horn" must funny part
@davidbuschhorn6539
@davidbuschhorn6539 11 жыл бұрын
My Jaguar XJ-12 ran about $1200 every time you went in for an oil change :-( However, the idea was that your car NEVER breaks down because the parts that are coming up on their half-life have already been replaced.
@hugoff10k86
@hugoff10k86 4 жыл бұрын
3:45 Ford Mondeo ST220 one if the only car approuved by Clarkson, May and Hammond...
@paleoph6168
@paleoph6168 Жыл бұрын
1:13 "Look at him living out his Chairman Margaret Clarkson fantasy." Lol!
@sitheakewinphlong6579
@sitheakewinphlong6579 3 жыл бұрын
Did the londoners know Clarkson and May? 6:21 I thought Clarkson's car had a hydraulic sunroof? 9:01And they have Pol Pot too? Never knew he would go up so high.
@MHZBuses
@MHZBuses 9 жыл бұрын
6:41 Now thats a horn !
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