Peter Parker vs Eddie Brock "You Want Forgiveness? Get Religion" - Spider-Man 3 (2007) Movie CLIP HD

[@stefannotchev7209]

Shout out to J. Jonah Jameson for having integrity... as much as he hates spider-man, he’d never put out fake news about him

[@stefannotchev7209]

Seta-San 🤦‍♂️

[@caseyk5245]

Stefan Notchev what’s funny is when it’s revealed that jj is actually a huge fan

[@stefannotchev7209]

Casey The Gamer lmao true he steals the uniform out of the garbage XD I had forgotten about that

[@themis1444]

That’s because he’s based on real journalistic values before our news institutions became overrun with globalist and Zionist interests

[@Goat-t3d]

Seta-San And Fox News, and MSNBC and pretty much every MS News outlet lmao. They’re all just propaganda machines for different sides of the same corporate coin.

[@jordanastro4694]

I love how this is meant to portrayed as an “evil act”, but Peter is actually doing the right thing here. Even when Peter is at his worst, he still does good things.

[@andriykalatskyy5948]

I wouldn’t say “good things” but fair things for sure

[@hagane0110]

Yeah! Also, Peter was actually the rival to someone who wanted to INCRIMINATE Spidey.

[@iRazenrak]

I think if Peter was his usual self, he'd probably have Spiderman be the one to prove they were fake. That way, it wouldn't feel so personal. Then again, it's not like Eddie considered him a friend or anything...

[@professionalgamer6522]

@@iRazenrak Would he tho? They all thought Spiderman turned into a criminal who robbed a bank. I think Peter may have just exposed it as fake but probably wouldn't have confronted Eddie but gone straight to JJJ or someone else with high power. Spiderman coming in would create so much chaos and possibly to the point where he couldn't even expose him and him being there would possibly create a outroar to the point where everyone on the floor would be shouting at him not letting him speak

[@iRazenrak]

@@professionalgamer6522 Peter is all for fair play, but he tends to let people walk all over him. As Spiderman, exposing Eddie is an act of self defense. But as Peter Parker, exposing Eddie is him going out of his way to eliminate the competition. He could say he's doing it to protect Spiderman, but he's never tried to protect his image before, aside from halfhearted attempts to change Jonah's mind. And even then, Peter admitted in the previous movie that the Daily Bugle ran Spiderman out of the public eyes due to the libel. Peter isn't above letting Jonah try to ruin Spiderman's image. So I think Spiderman would expose Eddie, and probably insult Jonah for letting it happen. Kill two birds with one stone.

[@regretz4276]

“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye” Words of a genius

[@juanfran7026]

Not as good as “see ya chump”

[@walkerforever8633]

Hi

[@tealisbored]

Ur pfp is normal Peter and mine is cursed Peter

[@regretz4276]

@@tealisbored oh my god lol

[@ThePlastikChair]

words of a bully*

[@Darkkefka]

Lots of respect for JJ here. He hates Spider-Man but immediately realized that he was wrong. No humorous jokes, he immediately fired Eddie Brock and swallow his pride.

[@pablolacalle6098]

Best parts of when JJJ is written well is when they show he is unquestionably a good man with a moral code underneath his cutthroat and intense demeanour

[@CYB3R2K]

Dude if your newspaper is caught doing fake news, YOU'RE FORCED basically to do a retraction. You already lost money with the mistake, your reputation for not doing it will make things worse, is not about honour or being a good person, is just business.

[@jesusvera7941]

as a child i did not understood why he hated on spiderman, i thought he is a bit jealous, and now while i think it is maybe the case, actually it is mostly because he is right, spiderman is a criminal, he just cant just take the authority, to neutralize and capture other criminals, vigilantes are doing good things the bad way, Peter wears a mask to protect his loved ones from the danger of their enemies but also is avoiding all police charges to his real persona, a citizen can not make justice by himself, that should go against USA constitution (i really dont know im not american), there is a saying that most of the vigilantes avoid like spidey and batman _"There is no good work that goes unpunished"_ , in simpler words it means you can not make good things and be ok, you have to sacrifice something in order to obtain a greater good.

[@hulk890]

@@jesusvera7941 when authority fail ofcourse he can take the authority. fuck constitution, thats just tool for criminal elite to control people. If i am affected i have the right to take action and i don't need permission from anyone

[@three-dimensionalglitch2869]

@@jesusvera7941The thing is that JJ is supporting a system that let’s the real criminals get away without anyone to stop them. Especially in communities that are suffering through poverty and oppression. Vigilantes are labeled as “criminals” because obviously the government see them as a sign of a “revolution”, which would cause the lower and middle class people to follow them even more rather than relying on the higher class people who don’t even care for them.

[@shurrygp.4100]

"If you do this, I will lose everything." "I missed the part where that's my problem."

[@saimcheeda93]

Look at little Eddie Brock Jr. Gonna cry?

[@gamevidz8763]

He should’ve said that.

[@hirokun8588]

@@saimcheeda93 funny how eddie has actually jr in his name😂

[@JackMacLupus]

Well both lines, the one Peter did and the one he should have said have some truth in it.

[@vanlalpeksanga9618]

I just got lucky..

[@craigmobley5830]

1:46 eddie: "if you do this I will lose everything, there is not a single paper who will hire me" Peter: " I missed the part where that's my problem"

[@castner4169]

That would have been legendary if he said that

[@sinception5034]

*Climbing Mount Everest to see who asked*

[@polsdofer]

@@castner4169 right, instead of that lame ass religion line.

[@castner4169]

@@polsdofer That line felt out of place :/

[@ronzanabell7879]

"I miss the part where that's my problem". Peter said those same words in the first film. It costed his uncle his life. In this film Harry ends up dead after he said it. Apathy brings grief and sorrow. Thanks alot foreshadow.

[@ejej_shej7958]

*Breaks glass* "Yeah, we're just horsing around!"

[@Gwynarth]

What is this?! A crossover episode?!

[@nealg2355]

Sounds like some freaky romance in the workplace 😋😉

[@byronsenior6499]

Right? Lol.

[@Gaellka]

@@nealg2355 Yeah, _Horsing_ around!

[@unknown_558]

*Quit* *horsing* *around*

[@samuelflores2024]

“I’ll lose everything.” Response: “You should’ve thought of that before.” Wise words to live by, always think before you act.

[@jamesgotte4552]

I agree with that

[@domb.1522]

I like how Eddie tries to pass himself off as a “good guy” when what he does throughout the movie shows the opposite. He flirts with betty even though he “intends” to marry Gwen. He sweet talk JJ into giving him a job and wants a staff job even if it meant getting peter fired. He fakes Spidey robbing a bank to get said job. And here, if he wasn’t actually spider-man this was eddie basically saying “Too bad, loser.” To peter

[@blueberry1vom1t]

Dirty plagerist, did he really think no one would notice? That no one would check? As we're seeing more and more often now days, guys like this are so sloppy with how they take old material and give it a new flip.

[@Bro-cx2jc]

​@@domb.1522And lo and behold, 'twas the loser doing the name calling all along.

[@youtubesadhominem9118]

He should have realized that Peter missed the part where that was his problem.

[@davec3651]

Pete's supposed to be acting wrongly in that suit, but everything he did here was totally in the right and deserved.

[@wyattw7858]

Dumbass he treates eddie like dang shit and if i recall peter parker technically fakes his stuff to and eddie may be a jerk but peter doing it back is hypocrisy he got eddie fired and made him lose his life metaphorically and physically so ya nice try saying peter was in right i bet your one of those full renegade alien haters in mass effect so XD

[@miguelcondadoolivar5149]

@@wyattw7858 How does Peter fake his photos? As far as I know, they are all real, even if he's technically photographing himself. Eddie cheated and acted as an asshole, his treachery deserved to be revealed.

[@wyattw7858]

@@miguelcondadoolivar5149 cheated? Peter was a asshole cause he chose to keep the venom suit you going to say that wasnt his fault?

[@selassieaspen9940]

@@wyattw7858 Your talking like you want some dirt in your eye.....

[@hash2715]

@@selassieaspen9940 I bet he does

[@vetarlittorf1807]

I love how this trilogy portrays Jameson. He is a snarky jerk, but he's very honest about his work and has a lot of dignity. Here he is given a chance to incriminate Spider-Man but refuses because he wants genuine evidence.

[@theparrishshow9803]

He may hate Spider-Man, but he’d never go against what the bugle stands for and print lies, even if it means making his arch enemy look bad

[@RYMAN1321]

@@theparrishshow9803 But he did make Spider-Man look bad in the 2nd film with that picture of Spider-Man and Doc Ock with the tag line “Spider-Man and Doc Ock rob the bank!”

[@jacobbyers9791]

@@RYMAN1321 yeah but that wasn't a fake picture. It was the way jonah interpreted it whereas here, the picture is fake

[@RYMAN1321]

@@jacobbyers9791 I see. But Jameson was still assuming he was robbing the bank with no evidence that Spider-Man was actually robbing it. I guess I can understand it just being an interpretation where as here he doesn’t knowingly want to publish a fake picture even if it *DOES* make Spider-Man look bad which he wanted. He had every right to terminate Eddy as he not only doctored the picture but stole someone else’s as well just to get ahead which is incredibly dishonest and low. I guess the picture from the 2nd was what we’d call sensationalizing instead of fraud?

[@jacobbyers9791]

@@RYMAN1321 JJJ is obviously very opinionated and he'll waste no opportunity to drag spider man's name through the mud. But he does it in ways that are both legal and interpretive if you will. He calls it like he sees it. The way he interprets spider man in 2 he's doing something bad whereas in 3 he has proof that he did no bad thing

[@Breakdown.primal]

J. Jonah Jameson is the only man in the world who can make two pieces of paper slap that loudly on a desk

[@dingim.j9518]

sniggle nutz facts bro!! Lol

[@SlickSkuddy]

Thought I was tripping 💀

[@chroniclerayray6393]

sniggle nutz 🤣🤣🤣

[@achannelhasnoname5182]

They had a plastic coating, if you slap them on a solid desk it's reasonable to be pretty loud.

[@kgunitkeese17]

Photos are naturally heavier than paper and they also are plastic coating so it's understandable why they come out being loud if you slam them on that table.

[@DarkFactory]

I love how even the "evil" version of Peter did something righteous

[@caffemocca8855]

The "evil" version of Peter is simply a no-nonsense guy. That's how a good person he naturally is.

[@JustRememberWhoYoureWorkingFor]

​@@caffemocca8855 yeah until he brings Gwen to the jazz club where Mary Jane works, he's good

[@jubileegabrielmateo7437]

@@JustRememberWhoYoureWorkingFor Up until he hits MJ while he's in the middle of a club fight. _That's_ when his own conscience starts to be completely activated again.

[@JustRememberWhoYoureWorkingFor]

@@jubileegabrielmateo7437 yeah that's the moment he realizes he's wrong, but just before that, making that scene at the club isn't something a good person would do.

[@jubileegabrielmateo7437]

​@@JustRememberWhoYoureWorkingFor Yep. He's only doing that to make MJ jealous, which ultimately backfired, especially since Gwen realized what his moves were meant for and left him immediately after the dance (and even apologized to MJ for that). Also, it didn't affect MJ herself that much.

[@ellemoe2919]

The greatest part is that Eddie actually took Peter’s advice and got religion.

[@farazshaikh5688]

and that almost ended up being peters downfall lmao

[@samhenley7156]

@Read my channel description Get the fuck out of the comment section and go get a brain.

[@syra1541]

AHAHHAHHA

[@MXForce16]

@Read my channel description blm means Brain Lost Mindless?

[@MXForce16]

@Read my channel description Brain lost Mindless(BLM) is troll psycho

[@ad-1193]

Nick Fury: Lost his eye to a cat Thor: Lost his eye to his sister Eddie: Lost his eye to dirt

[@Mohagnito94]

😂 😂 😂 😂 Bruh! Good one

[@caponeeeexx]

*Im gonna put some dirt in your eye*

[@jakehodgson443]

🤣🤣why hasn't this comment got more likes?

[@Soldier-wi8ps]

Why the fuck are you not in the thousands on likes. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jakehodgson443]

Umm I am 😂😂

[@thatoneguy6109]

Eddie: I will lose everything, there’s not a paper in town that will hire me Bully Maguire: Gonna cry

[@Ashuvaishnav-yd5kb]

If u cry then im gonna put some dirt in your eyes

[@kyromxofficial375]

Look at eddie jr gonna cry?

[@hashiseasin829]

Also Bully Maguire:" I Missed the part where that's my problem."

[@jedijones]

@@kyromxofficial375 Peter Parker Jr.

[@Angelo_Dimarc0]

After that, Eddie literally lost everything.

[@henryisthere]

Even though Peter is possessed by evil incarnate that’s supposed to exacerbate the host’s rage and aggression, you can clearly see just how good a person at heart he is. Everything he does in this scene is entirely reasonable and justified. Also, “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye” is just hilarious. I’d argue everything he does, up until he starts dancing in that idiotic suit, is actually healthy. He just chooses to grow a spine and it actually improves his life. He clears Spider-Man’s name, gets Eddie deservedly tossed out on his ass, calls Jameson’s bluff and actually starts extracting a decent salary, makes it clear that he’s finally done being Harry’s punching bag, and withholds rent from his landlord (an entirely legal action given his landlord’s consistent failure to fix the door). In other words, growing a spine was healthy for him and I was genuinely on his side here.

[@tmcttf8087]

Except that the venom symbiote isn't *"evil incarnate".*

[@Hambone2k]

@@tmcttf8087look at little goblin jr gonna cry?

[@theshahofiran902]

Parker was just being sigma

[@blank4142]

And then he slapped Mary Jane and realized the Symbiote was taking him too far. I agree though, it was going swell for him up until that point.

[@henryisthere]

@@blank4142 I’ll never condone that action, but that was after he was dancing in that zoot suit.

[@XiyuYang]

The symbiote was supposed to make Peter act all evil, but everything he did here was completely justified

[@joewhitehead3]

I think it was just the way he did it though

[@scottmatheson3346]

the point, though, is that it's not good enough to be doing good deeds, your motivations have to be clean, too, otherwise your dark impulses will lead you down a slippery slope into deeds that are wrong. this is the depiction of a gradual slide into darkness, which starts by doing things that can be justified, rationalized away. in this case peter was acting out of a sadistic impulse to make brock suffer, not merely out of a noble impulse to expose the truth. had he been acting from pure motives he would have exposed brock privately and tried to organize some intervention for him, probably by trying to get jameson to save his job. because he acted out of vengeance he prompted brock's own vengeance against him. remember, revenge is a vice, even if our culture often pushes it as a virtue, and what ye sow, ye may also reap.

[@ma76em49]

@@scottmatheson3346 Honestly, it's less revenge and more Peter being genuinely angry enough to oust Brock in public. Without the suit, he would just be less smarmy about it. Brock did something extremely slimey and underhanded by ruining a public image Peter worked so hard to make positive, so it's fitting that someone who revels in such publicity be brought down by being ousted for what he did. And honestly speaking, if more of these things were brought to light rather than done discreetly behind curtains, people would probably think twice before resorting to such means.

[@obiwanthewiseass]

@@ma76em49 Spoken true, Eddie has a lot of nerve begging Peter for not exposing him as a fraud when he threw the first punch by making Spider-Man, a genuine, respected hero look like a criminal. You do shitty things like that just to make yourself look good you deserve the consequences that come with it.

[@TheGravityShifter]

@@ma76em49 Aggression can influence your morals though which I think is what Scott was trying to say. Like if normal Peter was in that Jazz bar, he wouldn't have tried to provoke Mary Jane into envy and then get into a fight with the bouncers and stuff. The black suit became a drug and he nearly reached a point of no return had he not realized what he's done after hitting Mary Jane.

[@sethwallace7666]

“Look, I’m begging you. If you do this, I will lose everything.” “Gonna cry?”

[@noahjohnson4649]

He should've thought of that earlier

[@melnaobrooks4933]

Tv Tropes: Didn't Think This Through

[@Dominus-pq9es]

Look at little venom Jr

[@gftyhify]

Seth Wallace Peter’s response should have been ‘I missed the part where that’s my problem’

[@sethwallace7666]

Joshua Allan exactly XD

[@viggiomorgenstein5913]

Eddie: When are you gonna give a guy a break?? Peter: You want a break...? Have a Kit Kat.

[@ishthefish9006]

Lol

[@WilhelmMuller88]

😂😂

[@TheNightPhoenix]

Oh okay I see you I see you with the jokes

[@Simon0]

I'll have a kit kat.

[@truesdale7388]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@kenthefele113]

The weirdest thing is that Eddie actually followed Peter’s advice.

[@googguy7773]

greatest*

[@asadfarraj]

When did this happen?

[@sosaaxxiii]

@@asadfarrajwhen Brock went to the church and prayed for Peter to get killed

[@FireLordJohn3191]

@@sosaaxxiiithat’s not what God wants of people. He wants them to repent, not pray for their enemies to die!

[@Vitallor]

@@FireLordJohn3191oh well guess eddie brock isn’t the smartest

[@hasiffitori6784]

“You want forgiveness, get religion” After that, Eddie Brock went to church. Peter is a life changer Edit: ayo wtf 10K lol. Thanks guys really appreciate it

[@prestonk8155]

😂😂😂

[@energeticcreeper7969]

never made that connection

[@vipulchandrajha8533]

Right. Spiderman 3 was a masterpiece. 🤭🤭

[@Zack-bl2gg]

Yea, and he prayed that God would murder Peter Parker 😂

[@tvdforever5147]

@@vipulchandrajha8533 honestly I liked Spider-Man 3. People shouldn't give as much hate as they do.

[@clownwise8905]

Best meme “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye” “You’re trash brock” “You want forgiveness get religion”

[@Spookyn4]

I miss the part when that’s where my problem is my “favorite

[@mr.krinkle952]

@@Spookyn4 wrong movie though

[@avatarwalterwhite6776]

All in one scene

[@ratulbashar2055]

'You should have thought of that earlier'

[@Opiis]

If anyones having a bad day here is a dog barking at a squirrel on tv :) m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qafddKFoh5iffrM

[@Piterixos]

The best part is that Bully Maguire didn't even care about destroying Brock's life, he just wanted to put some dirt in his eye.

[@VinceAdams-qy4re]

Well that, and because Peter is Spider-Man. So he couldn't just let someone smear him like that.

[@Akuma4769]

To be fair Brock destroyed his own life He the one who lied and cheated not Parker

[@inguh7041]

@@Akuma4769 True, but Peter wasn't nice either, really rubbing it in calling him trash etc. etc.

[@RuanAntunes7]

Brock destroyed his own life by faking that picture

[@angelmacias1293]

@@inguh7041 uh Eddie stole one of his pictures and plagiarized it, claiming he took it to tell a lie about Spider-Man being a criminal. Peter had every right to do what he did, especially since Eddie was damaging his image and reputation as Spider-Man.

[@christianaguiare544]

I love how when Peter gave Robbie the photo, Betty’s looking at Eddie like “Oooooh! Someone’s getting in trouble” Like she’s so glad to get rid of him

[@willgisby4248]

It was more like true colours revealed

[@ItzGuavs]

betty expression is real af, i wish she and peter got together instead of trash mj

[@christianaguiare544]

@@ItzGuavs Almost everyone is a better match than MJ. Ursula, Gwen, Betty

[@ItzGuavs]

@@christianaguiare544 Yah but peter's chemistry with betty was insane

[@christianaguiare544]

@@ItzGuavs Yeah for 3 seconds

[@anitamaxwin3]

why isnt anyone talking about the best line? "im gonna put some dirt in your eye" had me laughing for ten mins 😂

[@Frank-zw7gn]

In theory this movie is so bad but it's charmingly hilarious

[@nevergiveupbaby1720]

Wtf did he mean by that

[@anitamaxwin3]

Never Giveup223 lol good question

[@theaniquiler7248]

Don't you hate when dirt gets in your eye? Well this is the same basis but he is gonna beat the shit out of him in return

[@drewpham9662]

@@nevergiveupbaby1720 make him cry

[@simpleclean2468]

“You want forgiveness? Get religion.” Eddie: proceeds to go to church

[@adityabarettaputra6786]

And ask Jesus to kills someone who tell him to go to the church

[@StrongestHooman]

@@adityabarettaputra6786 yup bener gokil

[@drsibisudhan]

And gets venom

[@mahesh-f8I]

Don't Click Me

[@goatedlogic]

@@adityabarettaputra6786 yeah and in christianity you dont pray for your enemy to die, but to forgive them which proves he REALLY wants Peter to die

[@alexwyckoff8962]

"We haven't printed a retraction in twenty years." I'm actually really impressed

[@CyrilSmithVA]

Ikr

[@sadvenom7826]

Back when journalism was filled with fake news lmao.

[@KingKyuu]

@@sadvenom7826 you say that as if it isnt still filled with fake news

[@sadvenom7826]

KingKyuu sarcasm, as in today it's REALLY filled with fake news.

[@tylarjones9281]

@@sadvenom7826 You got fucking rekt. Peter proved your ass that you are a phony journalist. Ahahahaahahahahaha. Cry out your symbiotes Brock! You are trash!

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

"You want forgiveness? Give me rent." *- Spider-Ditkovich*

[@yashramdonee8494]

You'll get your rent when YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

[@dark_rit]

You'll get your rent when you fix this by printing a retraction!

[@ImYukaByeBye]

Lmfao the Second movie with Rent was gold The Rent Saga》》Lord of the Rings

[@garfieldfan925]

YOULL GET YOUR FORGIVENESS WHEN YOU GIVE ME YOUR DAMN RENT

[@ninjakombatant9722]

​@tommyjoestar1626"You should've thought of that earlier."

[@puffpuffpassmako]

What I love about JJJ is you can tell he's genuinely angry. His over the top shouting and insults are just his personality and him pushing his employees to do better. But here he calmly says "Pack your things and get out" then raises his voice slightly to tell Brock he's fired. He doesn't make a witty joke or insult, just straight up says "leave". I find that more intimidating than his usual shouting

[@alloxxxsaurus]

tranquil fury can be way more terrifying because its focused

[@redips]

The look on his face, it was saying" unbelievable, unbelievable, smh" then he slams the pictures on his desk. lol

[@annedrieck7316]

Tom Holland gonna leak all his supply of aviation gin because of this. #RIPIron-BoyBalls #MrStarkIDontFeelSoGood3000ShadesofPee

[@brandondavidson4085]

He's not just angry. He's disappointed.

[@aseem2985]

Eddie wasn't quite on his tempo.

[@themanydrippedgod7355]

I used to think Jamison was a menace but the dude has better journalistic integrity than most of these news stations in America

[@stevie3424]

Facts!

[@joshb1137]

I think the mafia are more trustworthy than our current media.

[@madisonbrown8851]

@@joshb1137 especially fox

[@MisterSleep1123]

@@joshb1137 especially CNN

[@CarnidevRae]

@@joshb1137 especially fox and cnn, but I gotta say fox is probably worse

[@Resi1ience]

I respect that even though JJJ hates Spiderman, he would never willingly accuse him of something he didn't do. EDIT: This was legit one of the stupidest comments I've ever written.

[@aslamnurfikri7640]

Professionals have _STANDARDS_

[@obiwanthewiseass]

Yup, he may be a hard man but he isn’t a liar. Considering he hasn’t done a retraction in 20 years says a lot.

[@Demonically_Inspired]

but he constantly prints libel lol

[@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169]

he doesn't like vigilantes

[@rjdiggs738]

Wait! Didn’t he have a paper in spider man 2 saying doc ock and spider man rob bank? I’m pretty sure he did. Funny he fires brock for lying but he lied himself.

[@LevCallahan]

To all of us who loved the third film back when everyone hated it, I salute you.

[@ottomanpapyrus9365]

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[@randomvids2679]

I don't even know that this film was hated

[@LevCallahan]

@@randomvids2679 It was literally panned by everybody. Everybody. I was around then. 16 years old. Nobody liked this movie. So to see it now basically as this meme haven of revitalized fandom is like seeing Darth Vader turn to the light in Episode 6.

[@brianhatcher2799]

I appreciate that. As a fan of the comic books and of the epic 90s cartoon series, I absolutely loved it!!! Still do. Easily one of my favorite movies ever. During the time, I only heard one negative thing about it; a friend of mine said he thought it was so cheesy seeing Peter Parker dancing around like a John Travolta reject😂

[@D93-w5q]

The 3rd one is my favourite.

[@Bergen98]

Peter wasn’t “evil”. Symbiote just realized his inner emotions, the one he suppressed. He always allowed people to walk over him, even though he deserved better. With the symbiosis he got his inner anger out, taking and getting what he actually wanted

[@notshockwavedemon7543]

Yep the Venom Symbiote is more chaotic neutral than evil.

[@cyblockmc1022]

Strong focus on what i want

[@rdu239]

Symbiotes does not possess its host to do its bidding, it actually amplifies negative emotions and traits a person has like their inner pride, selfishness, desires, frustrations, confidence and happiness in order for the host to excel and be better...at the cost of morality issues

[@whogoncutdagrass41]

So essentially it enhanced him by bringing out the worst side of him which just so happened to benefit him because he became stronger more confident and didn’t take shit from anyone anymore

[@6900xx]

Makes sense

[@thegamingking1972]

Ah three legendary memes in one video. Greatness overloaded " *You're trash* " " *You want forgiveness, get religion* " " *Gonna put some dirt in your eye* ".

[@thegamingking1972]

@@SPIDERMAN-fb9bk ah sorry, my mistake i forgot that legendary line.

[@saimcheeda93]

@@thegamingking1972 you should've thought of that earlier

[@thegamingking1972]

@@saimcheeda93 look i am begging you if you say this i will lose everything that i have

[@saimcheeda93]

Look at little gaming king Jr. Gonna cry?

[@justsomeguywhoisupset4215]

And your trash Brock hahahha

[@chvrywine]

The “you want forgiveness? get religion.” is the hardest line in existence.

[@mastabla3ta684]

Easy there mister pander. Should get out more

[@MrDwightsimon]

It's also the most hilarious

[@gangstamack8397]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@morayhan2443]

says someone newly became athiest

[@SoOriginal89]

@@mastabla3ta684 lmao

[@crylune]

Damn, respect for Jameson. Even though he wants to catch Spider-Man as being a menace, he has standards and doesn't want to do so illegitimately. Instantly firing Brock as well, based.

[@jjm4479]

Not really, he's forced to write a retraction otherwise he is risking the entire reputation of the bugle if someone else where to discover that the photos were fake.

[@shridharsarraf2188]

Gonna destroy his whole career❌ Gonna put some dirt in your eye✔

[@crashpal]

"You're trash Brock" ✅ "Want forgiveness get religion"✅

[@davidlollipop2714]

what's going on here?

[@StevoDesign]

@@davidlollipop2714 memes

[@g3nd1a69]

@@davidlollipop2714 I'll tell you what's going on here when you FIX THIS D*MN DOOR!

[@davidlollipop2714]

@@g3nd1a69 I'll fix the damn door IF YOU WOULD TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON!!

[@michaelgerman1992]

“Pack your things. Get out of my building.” That is the most serious line to come out of J Jonah’s mouth the entire trilogy.

[@michaelgerman1992]

@@DryDam. “YOU’RE FIRED!”

[@TheProtagonist2020]

>>Joseph "Robbie" Robertson: You know we’re gonna have to print a retraction now. >>J. Jonah Jameson: I’ve been printed a retraction in 20 years.

[@michaelgerman1992]

@@TheProtagonist2020 “Drive That Funky Soul” starts playing

[@kov2.0]

Fr man, his facial expression while saying it made it hit harder too 💀

[@stephenarts1422]

I love how before that line, Eddie looks like a kid who's called into the office.

[@S10-z6z]

Funny that Jonah is always yelling but when he's actually mad he isn't yelling

[@briansilva3344]

He’s not angry. He’s disappointed.

[@thebatman68]

@@briansilva3344 oh boy he is, he was my boss before I quit this stupid job

[@crashpal]

@@thebatman68 "oh boy yeah"

[@Gojiragon]

The truly angry never have to yell. Their tone and movement should all be what’s needed to get across their anger.

[@NvanRoblox]

Nice comment did your husband give it to you?

[@TerraziUtopia2010]

1:17 “You’re trash Brock. 😈” I’m laughing so hard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@moviescinema7036]

"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye." "You're trash Brock." "You want forgiveness? Get religion." Three popular quotes in a three minute-scene.

[@blazgus2449]

“Pack your things, get out of my building” “I was just trying to-“ “YOU’RE FIRED” 2:15

[@kahsanzafar7978]

Their are more at 1:05

[@kahsanzafar7978]

And more at 1:26

[@kahsanzafar7978]

And another when he said u shouldve thought of that earlier

[@kahsanzafar7978]

And empire state photographic department confirms it that One and after that the bully Maguire dance that as a whole is a meme ....and my fav scene

[@basedbattledroid3507]

You know what's really funny? Peter tells Eddie to "Get Religion" So he goes to church, and that's when he becomes Venom.

[@daloriandavis1168]

Instead of forgiveness he straight up asks God to kill Peter lol

[@mrcocoloco7200]

@@daloriandavis1168, XD

[@jiyuunhuli-jing5021]

Oooh! what if yes, Brock went to church for ill intentions, and asks smthn which is something ud go to hell for, then intead of God, what he got is Satan (Venom)

[@akiffmdzin2017]

@@jiyuunhuli-jing5021 kepala bana kau

[@backup-qg6nb]

He wanted God to be his hit man, lol.

[@JamalF11X]

Funny how after Peter tells him to get religion, he actually goes to church and prays EDIT- Wow thanks for the likes guys! I am Christian btw (It's obviously wrong to hold a grudge against someone and we should learn to love, forgive and pray for our enemies) treat others the way you want to be treated

[@lejohnavery4556]

Yep......He prays to God to kill Peter.....Yay religion.

[@rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm]

he goes to church and prays for god to kill peter

[@megalexantros]

That was the point

[@boxingbull523]

@@lejohnavery4556 you gonna cry

[@stan8955]

@@boxingbull523 why

[@XardionZ]

One of the most underrated moments of this scene is that Jonah is so furious with Eddie’s forged photos that the force he slams them onto his desk is loud AND fast enough to sound like the crack of a whip. He was _irate_ in that moment and yet in the next we he was able to level himself to tell Brock he was fired.

[@MikeNapoli1989]

I loved that scene. It was so realistic, and it seemed JJ was also embarrassed, like “I can’t believe I hired this guy and was fooled by him.”

[@sara-vf5xz]

Jokes aside, the "You want forgiveness? Get religion." line is cold asf

[@veelee9343]

It really is😂

[@axyspianostudio]

honestly emo peter is a combination of both the cheesiness and really jist coldness....

[@littlesstranger]

And then Eddie really went to a church 😂

[@teorema6674]

This line like comes out from an alien, symbiote's impression on how beliefs work for people in that world.

[@murtajiz545]

@@teorema6674 great catch

[@Brandon7Moore]

“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye” Tobey is the meme god

[@Jack.Martson]

Brando pizza time (:

[@chill4573]

Frank Jovel WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!!!

[@matiasaguilar2500]

The Reimi trilogy is reaching star wars prequels level of memability

[@upyoursdotcom]

@@matiasaguilar2500 *Raimi But yeah. Absolutely. Oh boy yeah

[@AvatarRoku999]

When I was a child watching this It made be burst out laughing

[@HunterLuLz]

Brock so dumb lol. Imma steal a photograph from the guy I'm competing with! No way will he call me out!

[@brendanforester4601]

IKR?

[@Funkyflannel96]

Funny thing is Peter probably wouldn'tv said shit he'd just take it lol that symbiote is a real troll lmao

[@brendanforester4601]

@@Funkyflannel96 One of the few positive traits of the symbiote was making him more assertive. Here and demanding that staff job from Jameson come to mind.

[@Shadothecat]

He did the same thing in the comic but it was with a rival newspaper

[@brolybanderas42]

Him not comprehending what Parker was trying to tell him at first was even dumber lol.

[@aleksandarvil5718]

2:15 J. Jonah Jameson: *_“Professionals Have Standards!”_*

[@Aegon1]

JK Simmons is literally the best at J Jonah, never has been never will be a better or more accurate one

[@mikahrebelo7107]

Free fire cobra drag and drop a 7 9.30am in a way that you will want to use 9.30am for your home or your own personal

[@thesenate1209]

@@mikahrebelo7107 tf

[@kyo6239]

@@mikahrebelo7107 stay off the drugs buddy

[@willowtree5267]

@@mikahrebelo7107 sheeeeit son, pass that dookey over my way... i could use a good llama poke dealing with this VID19 infection... 🤣

[@aseem2985]

@@mikahrebelo7107 bro you good?

[@no-barkthechosenone2436]

“I have a nine year old daughter who loves Spider-Man, who’s she supposed to look up to now?” Severely underrated joke

[@Mr.Boyo13]

I get it “SHES SUPPOSED TO LOOK UP TO YOU DUMMY 😂”

[@Killgore-ip2yq]

I miss that humor from future Spiderman movies.

[@אלעדמלאכי]

Hey No-bark, you still owe me 23 caps from our last Caravan game

[@no-barkthechosenone2436]

@@אלעדמלאכי if anyone asks, we never spoke

[@TheNitroG1]

um. ok...key factor in a joke is that it's funny.

[@jackjax7921]

Brock: "Why is my venom version not in the MCU.." Tobey: "Youre trash brock."

[@SadikiStGeorgeangemon44]

Brock: please there’s not a universe that would have me

[@akbarlakhani6624]

@@SadikiStGeorgeangemon44 Kevin Feige : pack your things , get out of my studio .

[@mrflag250]

@@akbarlakhani6624 Brock: 0:29

[@garpogods8323]

The Andrew Garfield ones had a Flash ID believe coulda become Agent Venom

[@peppasus952]

@@SadikiStGeorgeangemon44 mcu: i missed the part where thats my problem

[@ob2kenobi388]

I love how Jameson's anger in this scene is nothing like how it was when he'd yell at Peter or Spider-Man or whatever. Like, there you could tell it was just "fun anger"-that's just the way he talks-but here, you could tell he was so furious he was about to SNAP.

[@ShadowGunR]

Also his bluntness. The way he barely speaks at first, like he can't believe it. He's usually furious at Parker's "incompetence", but now someone he knew possibly hurt the Bugle' reputation and he has to fix it. No insults, no tirades, just "get out of my building" Love the writing and Simmons's acting

[@ob2kenobi388]

@@ShadowGunR Exactly!!

[@_SSGB_]

"Want forgiveness? Get religion" AND THEN THE ABSOLUTE MAD LAD WENT AND PRAYED TO JESUS TO KILL PETER

[@v.k.rt.m.6030]

Actually, he got the opposite which looked like it came straight from hell. Powers, that is.

[@drixg555]

Unfortunately, Knull answered his prayers. That's why he got the symbiote.

[@nelanegron3076]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@LPanimal6]

Exactly

[@J1283-s1k]

Top lel, Eddie put out a hit from god on Peter

[@twisteddrifter8385]

JJJ hates spider-man, but even he won’t put out fake news about him

[@captainannihilation3103]

Actually he does put fake news in comics...he even referred Tom Holland's Spider-Man as a killer in Far from home which was faked by Mysterio

[@ganeshadhilesh3592]

@@captainannihilation3103 IDK about comics but I don't think that jjj knows that, that footage from mysterio was fake so it's not his fault

[@captainannihilation3103]

@@ganeshadhilesh3592 hmm...you have a point...but look even in films he treats Spider-Man as a menace to NY even though he actually saves people..he has also publicly said him a menace in his newspaper even though it is actually selling well due to Spider-Man...it's just like someone targetting famous people for views... That being said, he actually has a soft spot for Peter Parker due to which he had refused to tell Peter's name when Green Goblin asked him about Spider-Man's photographer in Spider-Man 1. Ironically, he hates Spider-Man but has a soft spot for Peter Parker who is Spider-Man himself..

[@captainannihilation3103]

In comics though he had once taken Iron Man's armor to defeat Spider-Man

[@ganeshadhilesh3592]

@@captainannihilation3103 ikr. Raimi the master

[@mzr.3620]

Eddie: * Some fake photos * Peter: *I am about to end this man's whole career*

[@mzr.3620]

@Young Man Yea, he did it tho.

[@ajg8722]

Eddie tried to ruin his first..

[@QuantumCombat]

Doctor Strange haha yep

[@nickn4491]

I'm about to end this career's man whole* ;)

[@KMXI17]

And his whole career a joke😎

[@lavatr8322]

Even in that Evil suit Peter isn't even EVIL ENOUGH. He says things right on face , He stood for himself. The world didn't deserve that shy, good hearted person I love this series because the message these movies gave.

[@papal1500]

It's funny. Usually when JJJ says you're fired, you know that means "Ok see you tomorrow" but this you can genuinely hear the serious and anger in his voice like, "I better not see your face tomorrow". J.K. Simmons is incredible!

[@leiderhosen7110]

No surprise he plays a great Omniman. He swings from charming and exaggerated to serious and intimidating with great ease.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Of course he’s incredible. What else would you expect from Cave Johnson, Grunkle Ford, Omniman, Tenzin, Travis Fletcher and the Blue M&M?

[@AzraelSoulHunter]

@IceCraftroria J.K. Simmons has great talent to play people that would say "Combustible Lemons" and mean it.

[@davidgraham8299]

He was perfect in the role.

[@bink]

And as Vern Schillinger on Oz for six years.

[@senatorarmstrong8960]

Doesn’t this mean Tobey is the definition of “Ending this mans whole career” HE HASN’T PRINTED A RETRACTION IN 20 YEARS

[@CassioFranco0211]

Yes

[@Penguinz072]

Well yes but actually no.

[@tafsibhuiyan8730]

@@Penguinz072 I never thought you’d really do that

[@XCALIBUR_EM]

@@tafsibhuiyan8730 see right there ! You made a judgement call , you gotta see it as it is .

[@JugularJohn]

The virgin “I’m boutta end this mama whole career” versus the chad “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye”

[@AverageSensei]

*It's so unpleasant how the video ends when the best scene is about to begin*

[@reido_dorito]

*-worst- best The -worst- *best* scene

[@prachisharma444]

@@reido_dorito *best scene

[@Digital_Flayer]

ReidoDorito *best scene

[@Killerbeast-hx5qp]

**BEST SCENE*

[@akbersalim9096]

*bestest scene

[@sleepyyohan]

0:29 Jesus when he's about to heal the blind dude:

[@Little_minnie530]

HAHAHA

[@abubakarbarry6202]

"I have a 9 year old daughter, who is she supposed to look upto now" Here's a crazy idea how about you, her parents

[@malcolmpiper6132]

My thought

[@buyerenogurlfwendo2106]

The man who says that sounds like Michael from gta 5.

[@alternativeaccount1072]

Parents?

[@notnero5280]

Stolen

[@abubakarbarry6202]

@@notnero5280 reality is often disappointing

[@ArkayeCh]

"I have a 9 yr old daughter who loves Spiderman. Who's she supposed to look up to now?" YOU'RE THE DAD THO.

[@zonayama]

stolen

[@lightningpenguin8937]

Dad: Your right. I am the DAD. Becomes super hero to inspire his daughter.

[@ahsank.]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 mans probably wasn't doing a great job as a father.

[@mrflag250]

F**king Deadbeat dad

[@thatsalot3577]

@@lightningpenguin8937 becomes electro

[@kena.8003]

"I have a nine year daughter that loves Spiderman. Who's she supposed to look up to now?" Uh, YOU, her father???

[@DJharold123]

I was going to say this.

[@2diefor]

Kek

[@hirokihara4840]

I missed the part where that's my problem.

[@yassinkoumaneh8288]

😂😂😂

[@rodolfotsang4327]

@@hirokihara4840 haha

[@PraiseThaDon]

0:46 The way the song comes on as Peter is staring at him through the picture 🤣🤣

[@mei_plays3559]

yeah luv it

[@mei_plays3559]

i thought no one noticed that

[@marangelyencarnacion6773]

Peter is Batman comfirmed

[@gd-lockc7618]

Love this Peter. He really wasn’t bad, he just ain’t put up with shit

[@krakengaming2016]

facts.

[@diostodopoderoso5414]

Yeah, he was right hitting Mary Jane

[@rauntche]

Sometimes you just gotta do it

[@KenMasters.]

Venom thought he was doing the same thing towards Spider-Man.

[@chococandy1]

@@diostodopoderoso5414 he didn’t hit her intentionally

[@guapomyc2824]

“Gimme a break” YOU’LL GET IT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

[@Killerbeast-hx5qp]

“Just give me a chance. JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE!!” *“What about Spider-Man 4? Did you give him a chance?! DID YOU?!!!”*

[@lkp3092]

@@Killerbeast-hx5qp You forgot the 4

[@SwazzerProductions]

Mr. Ditkovic: hE iS gOoD bOy

[@streetkombat6088]

Peter he is a good boy.

[@boygood3141]

@@Killerbeast-hx5qp oh shit

[@randomplaceinruralamerica9618]

“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.” One of the most iconic lines in Spider-Man’s cinematic history

[@gamerboy-pt7nw]

Hey Parker

[@aditisk99]

*Overall cinematic history.

[@Howlingburd19]

@@aditisk99 *history of mankind

[@carlosgrey37]

See ya chump

[@youngfox2186]

I missed the part where that's my problem

[@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293]

Jameson hates Spider-Man, but not to the point where he would frame him for a crime he didn't commit.

[@Seqtopus]

JJJ is secretly a good guy in the trilogy. When the Green Goblin asked about Peter JJJ lied and said the photos come in the mail. He put himself in danger to protect his photographer. Now he shows he's not willing to lie to bring down Spiderman.

[@Webshooters1]

That's because Jameson has journalistic integrity. Yeah he wants to discredit Spidey but he won't resort to lying. I recommend watching Spider-Man TAS for more. There were alot of episodes that really shone a light on his character.

[@giorgiocartier9012]

Same thing in Spectacular spiderman when Rhino ask where's Peter

[@ahnrho]

Respekt.

[@C120.]

Meat Dragon Nah it’s because he wanted picture of Spider-Man and without peter he wouldn’t be able to get it reliably

[@Webshooters1]

@@C120. No. In every depiction of Jonah, he always prided himself on being a good reporter and journalist which includes not revealing his sources.

[@kinopiko01]

Another thing you can see here is that in the newspaper "Faker Fired", Jameson actually apologises to the public and even Spider-Man for Eddie's bs regarding Spider-Man. Just goes to show that even though Jameson hates Spider-Man, he has lines that he will not cross and he really takes his rules and morals seriously

[@cdsatcher]

Exactly. He wants to discredit Spider-Man legitimately- he wants to CATCH Spider-Man red handed, not illegitimately.

[@emilyandrews9857]

I've always thought he'd grown to appreciate Spider-man.

[@SpectrumSwordtails]

The Daily Bugle has built a reputation of printing the truth in it's papers, Jameson prides himself on it. Then Eddie Brock comes in and drags it through the mud. Jameson is more then just mad, he's about to explode.

[@ari9638]

It’s very at core to his character and a lot of the comics show it. JJJ is done best when the writers make him a righteous and passionate, if overzealous, man that has legitimate concerns about Spiderman that are reasonable for someone to have if they lived in that world, didn’t know they’re in a comic book, and didn’t know that Spiderman is the good man that we as readers know Peter to be.

[@chrisc9526]

He's proud of the fact he hasn't had to print a retraction in twenty years

[@ncgisaiah1965]

*gets smashed into wall and shatters picture frame* “We’re just horsing around”

[@Tigerseye1]

Lmfao 😂

[@lunausagi8495]

QUIT HORSIN' AROUND

[@trinililbit12345]

NCG Isaiah Lmfaoo deadass

[@trinililbit12345]

Syn Cloud I think he’s pointing out its funny they’re obviously having a problem and Brocks like “ we’re just horsing around “ Lmaoo

[@ncgisaiah1965]

Syn Cloud I’m assuming you’re slow?

[@hisdudeness8328]

“I’ll lose everything!” “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”

[@dhruvsharma3491]

I absolutely love the tiny detail at 1:08 While calling Eddie out, the symbiote actually wants Peter to beat the crap out of him while he does it. But Peter caresses his chest like he's calming it down or telling it to save that for later. And he actually does it a few seconds later, by pushing him against a wall for his arrogance.

[@thatoneguy07]

*symbiote spider-man theme intensifies*

[@stinkgood_inc]

I thought peter was trying to hide the black suit

[@therookie5714]

It’s because peter knew Brock needed to an ass whooping but normal Peter wouldn’t do that

[@johndetheshape3095]

Just thougt Its his subcounsious idicating he has the suit

[@westernpigeon]

yeah you’re reaching hard

[@hollydot9245]

Dirt in the eyes, get religion, AND the finger guns in just 2 and a half minutes. This movie was a rollercoaster

[@IknowRight-yb8rd]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWmZo6KqpbWIZ7M .,

[@MariOmor1]

the fact that Eddie Brock actually goes to church after this makes it better

[@julitimev8680]

I never thought he really do that

[@Unsanitary_microwave]

Urchin

[@zachbrickowski5522]

Not to mention Brock being trash

[@BloodnightStudios]

That line actually goes perfectly with the theme of the film. Spider-Man 1: Responsibility Spider-Man 2: Choice Spider-Man 3: Forgiveness

[@gameover9390]

Holy shit I never thought about it like that! Good Job

[@contrivanced9404]

@@gameover9390 you should've thought of that earlier

[@bullymaguire632]

@@contrivanced9404 I get it, thank you, but... I'm fine, I don't need your help

[@gaurav40037]

@@bullymaguire632 i missed the part where that's my problem

[@starentertainment-n4l]

@@gaurav40037 This is getting out hand, now there are two of them!

[@ryanhowe5753]

Pretty sure this is the one time in the whole trilogy where Jameson says “you’re fired!” And 100% meant it

[@TTLOSF]

"You're trash Brock" is too underrated for how blunt this was 😂😂😂😂😂

[@j.vinton4039]

When I was a kid I thought he said “you’re trash brah” I was like wtf why’d he say brah? Then I realized it was Brock

[@davidmaitland-jones5132]

Ikr I can’t listen to that line without laughing🤣🤣

[@-sgsdfhdhhdt]

@@davidmaitland-jones5132 dose the j jonah jamensone laugh

[@davidmaitland-jones5132]

plushy ducky 102 🤣🤣

[@andruspolanco6935]

@@j.vinton4039 LOL that " brah" more like "bruh"

[@jackjax7921]

To be honest Its not evil Peter Parker. Symbiote made Peter more aggressive than passive. Cause Peter normally just let people walk all over him.

[@IIIISai]

@Edward Garcia damn

[@1man_l33]

which in turn makes him evil

[@Watcher4111]

Well everyone that read comic books knows that

[@IIIISai]

@Edward Garcia LOL

[@anxiety5393]

we all want a little symbiote in our lives.

[@lightningjimmyjoejohnson8499]

Eddie: When are you gonna give a guy a break? Peter: You want a break, have a Kit-Kat.

[@crashpal]

"I'm gonna put some chocolate in your eye"

[@philip8866]

hHHHHHHAHHHA

[@gabz04d]

@@crashpal Lol

[@danielcube6141]

Golden! Haha

[@highounty4041]

Here before 1k likes

[@brittanyflaherty5]

Peter did the right thing by exposing Eddie’s photo is a fake. Honestly, I would have done the same thing Peter did if my pictures were photoshopped.

[@angelmacias1293]

Yeah and even worse that Eddie is tarnishing his reputation as Spider-Man for a crime he knows he didn't do.

[@Muhammad-bw7mf]

Poor Eddie Brocks.

[@reavershark162]

0:29 "I'm gonna put some dirt on your eye" 1:17 "You're trash Brock" 1:32 "You want forgiveness? Get religion" 1:52 "You should have thought of that earlier"

[@tols444]

1:52

[@tols444]

"you should've thought of that earlier"

[@melodica5407]

ikr. 4 legendary memes in less than 3 minutes

[@Dumplings13]

Ahh yes, the Bully Maguire lines.

[@jeremyanderson6789]

You’re trash thunderbolt Ross”

[@GemSurge95]

I have to say it is satisfying how quickly Peter destroys Brock. He's got the job thinking he got away with it and Peter just ends him. Went from being congratulated to shamed in about a minute.

[@Sjglly04]

Damn right....

[@harvv5706]

so darn right

[@jasonmartin4775]

hero to zero just like that.

[@agentno.2436]

Well its not all him. Its the symbiote too. Remeber Dr. Connor said it changes his host

[@ryujisusapphire9511]

@@agentno.2436 I know that. 😂

[@njc2587]

They shoulda had more of this Peter Parker. Putting people in their place. And still made jokes along the way.

[@brunoniccoli1546]

“Im gonna put some dirt in your eyes”

[@LitlleponeyD]

He put some dirt in their eyes

[@atharvasawant2126]

@NJC Sony on reading this comment be like be like:"We missed the part where that's our problem".

[@akmalyasir8019]

I give you 1k like

[@Phoenix-King-ozai]

People can't get enough of Bully maguire even after nearly 2 decades

[@Jabawokky]

I love how straightforward that “your trash brock” was lmao

[@amazingtrooper5893]

I love how JJ is serious about eddie’s firing and he slams the paper because of how he is mad that Eddie plagiarized someone else’s photo and how eddie made him and his company look bad. And how he said he hasn’t printed a retraction in 20 years just shows what kind of a boss he is. he may be arrogant and a harsh at times but he isnt a liar EDIT: for those who dont know when i say he isnt a liar im not reffering about how he does feel about spiderman im talking about in general, non spiderman related crap

[@jazon1407]

yes he is serious because he is boss

[@poopscoop409]

I think the video explained all of the stuff you just took 2 years to type though, like seriously you could have just said that you like this scene and J.J's leadership that's all

[@BlaireBlaireBlaire]

​@@poopscoop409 are you okay? dude there was like. no need to respond to this i assume your days going bad

[@josephkatambwe1107]

@@BlaireBlaireBlaire lol yeah prolly

[@masterwhopper414]

Jonah was even nice enough to Brock that he didn't yell the first time he told him he was fired. He got pissed when he tried to justify the photoshopping

[@Meangenehimself]

If only the American media had Jameson’s journalistic integrity.

[@nunyabusiness8267]

FACTS!!!!!

[@theonlybigsmoke]

nice

[@hemiacetal1331]

Because nobody ever put some dirt in their eyes.

[@DwayneTheClock]

Problem is nobody wants pictures of spiderman 😫

[@Aspirider0220]

This and the scene where he protests peter’s identity are the only scenes where he shows that integrity

[@GrandMasterBruh]

Eddie: “How do I get a job now?” JJJ: “That’s the neat thing, you don’t.”

[@baalgar5530]

Haha nice

[@tramash1646]

"I missed the part where thats my problem"

[@tafsibhuiyan8730]

😂😭🤣😆

[@obbymillion]

Lmao 🤣🤣😭😭

[@hez859]

Underrated comment lmaooooo

[@龘纛爨灪麤彠]

That was the most badass "youre fired" Ive ever heard

[@Adam-vc6bp]

Jokes aside, this movie made me feel so badass as a kid.

[@peter.j3595]

😂 why dude tell me your story

[@a1abaodonaldvictorp.690]

Yeah dude

[@itsnicochief2995]

i need to know what happened

[@peter.j3595]

I guess we will never find out...

[@Papa_Straight]

He made his mom pregnant thats why he felt badass Enjoy the story

[@amyt6684]

Peter: "You want forgiveness? Get Religion" Eddie: "Pizza Time?" Peter: "Nevermind"

[@miguelle4756]

*PIZZA TIME INTENSIFIES*

[@nicholasberry8456]

You want forgiveness? Pizza time

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

There will be no more pizza time for you Brock!

[@Tonyoh1]

@@miguelle4756 so cringe bro..

[@youtoo2233]

"Gooooo"

[@lightningjimmyjoejohnson8499]

2:15 That was such a good paper throw

[@RealNeonPlayz]

your greatest achievement: 69 likes

[@RealNeonPlayz]

@@HarBoterMan lol

[@Songittheledgebog]

Reddit

[@noobsavant]

Now that's his tempo

[@thirstiestvillager9233]

He didn't throw it he slammed it. His hand didn't let go of it until it was at or near the table.

[@mj_applehead58]

0:29 best line from the movie 😂

[@Phillysavage]

There’s more

[@mj_applehead58]

@@Phillysavage *"I miss the part where that's my problem"*

[@JustAGuy-IdkWhatElseUNeed]

​@@mj_applehead58gonna cry?

[@hitkid2456]

You want forgiveness, get religion.

[@ZUnknownFox]

2:30 the paper says "The cover photo of last week's Daily Bugle, featured New York fixture Spider-Man running from the scene of a bank heist and carrying a bag of money. It looked to many that Spider-Man was committing a crime, instead of fighting one. Today, the Bugle discovered this image had been secretly "doctored" by ex-Bugle photographer Eddie Brock who submitted the image to the paper as authentic. "This is deeply regrettable," said Daily Bugle Editor In Chief J. JonahJameson. Brock was promptly fired the moment the forgery came to light, he added. "There is no evidence that Spider-Man was involved in the bank robbery and the Bugle apologized for any implication of his wrong doing in the matter," Jameson said. "To airbrush Spider-Man into any photo-graph and make it look like he's a criminal--that's just something we would never do here at the Bugle." " yes I did just pause the video so that I could type all of that.

[@jakelockley7208]

Hero

[@brokengenius315]

Wow good job bro

[@mobyhuge8623]

Doing god's work

[@chinmaygrover6015]

You deserve a like man !!

[@lester3917]

“That’s just something we would never do here at the Bugle” JJ what a hypocrite 😂

[@TheTaxFraudist]

"You want forgiveness get religion" most underrated line in the movie.

[@capybara9521]

you like your own comment cringe

[@Tjerty]

@@capybara9521 Ah yes with his 80+ alt accounts Edit: damn his comment blew up lol

[@z_6077]

That’s what he did, which resulted in him becoming Venom

[@TheTaxFraudist]

@@capybara9521 i gave the only like you're Probably gonna get.

[@hagane0110]

Yeah! Sadly, many movies nowadays don’t have meme potential. Just ask MCU films.

[@TheSpiceAndRice]

“You want forgiveness? Get religion.” Is never gonna not be hilarious.

[@AmirKhan-yv8jm]

@@TheTobiasSimon and ends up as Venom!

[@coleomantenforty8747]

@Read my channel description No one asked.

[@Alex-zh3up]

@Read my channel description you just mad your step-dad is Indian huh

[@Alex-zh3up]

@Read my channel description man really gave you the belt for playing too many porn games on steam huh

[@sapotesaptek]

@Read my channel description i love jewish ✡️🇮🇱😈

[@NiquidFox]

1:17 When you beat the gym leader in Pewter City

[@Conperani]

“I have a 9 year old daughter, looks up to Spider-Man. Who’s she going to look up to now?” How about you man? Lmaoo

[@jonathanbhatty8592]

Spider-Man is the only role model NYC has can you blame them their city is cesspool of crime and corruption they can't even be a role model for their children.

[@BigFella117]

Agreed. Parents should be their kids heroes

[@fatty1040]

@@BigFella117 lol only if the kids want them to be their heros. I love my parents to death but I'm not gonna go around praising them when spiderman is real.

[@BigFella117]

@@fatty1040 yeah that is true

[@arthurskok5899]

@Jonathan Bhatty gonna cry?

[@SuperSaiyanMaster2024]

Mr. Jameson may not like Spider-Man but at least he defended his fake photos.

[@harrysyodihermawan2739]

They would go bankcruppt if he don't to that

[@SuperSaiyanMaster2024]

Oh. Wow

[@cobraking1419]

Not to mention that the mayor would rip mr Jameson a new asshole.

[@SithLordNefaar022]

@@cobraking1419 Yeah.... That was more self preservation than integrity on the part J Jonah

[@christiancrusader9374]

Jameson does have some morals and integrity.

[@xCriticalz]

Nah this isn’t “evil Peter”. He is completely valid. Dude cheated to win, rubbed it in his face, and falsely incriminated spider man.

[@stevie3424]

When need an evil peter in today's journalism

[@chuckingreaper8654]

You forgot that he used Peters own image of Spider-Man showing he couldn’t even have originally gotten his own picture.

[@joelv92]

It’s bully maguire

[@cantemiz9922]

he kinda goes about it in a ''revengy'' way which isn't wrong but just out of character, I'd love to see more of Bully Maguire lol

[@xyphoslayer5235]

Though Peter would still not be this harsh

[@darossigamer2553]

I love how understated JJ’s order for Brock to pack his stuff and get out is. When a man known for shouting most of his words at people goes quiet like that, you are completely and utterly screwed.