AI Sponge Converts to Christianity

I love AI Sponge.
Sub to ai_sponge_ :‪@jazza42261‬
Chapters:
0:00 Patrick and Loudward try to find Jesus
0:33 Loudward talks to Jesus
1:45 Spongebob becomes Catholic
2:21 Patrick becomes a Christian
3:09 Mr. Krabs likes Jesus
3:39 Patrick needs saving from his stroke
4:25 Sandy no like Jesus
4:46 Patrick is scared of the dark
5:25 Loudward and Mr. Krabs pray
6:00 Short cut-off clip
6:13 Sandy no like Jesus 2.0
7:07 Praying to Chrust
7:52 RIP ai_sponge

[@user-ce1cu5my4j]

>my pet snail died >said pet snail rolls into the frame

[@MajorJack92]

miracle!

[@user-pm8bd4je5c]

Jesus revived the snail lol

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

“He was there for me when my pet snail died” Gary: **casually slithers by, very alive**

[@Tutsu0]

No one gonna talk about sandys prayers going unanswered and her being left to wonder if god truly exists at all? Had me dying, ai is wack

[@norikofu509]

I like this one part of the live in which loudward literally just said "OH JESUS FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS, I SHALL LOVE YOU FOR ALL MY LIFE" and it literally ended like that

[@koolaidman10574]

Based

[@nimbvsalex2635]

😂😂

[@alexabplanalp4455]

Love how sandy switches to atheism in quite literally a split second after her first prayer lmao

[@figtree_video_archive]

This must mean Christianity is prevalent in Bikini Bottom

[@axjagfilms]

They had several Christmas specials

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

SpongeBob was simping Islam a week back

[@zawarudo855]

Very cool Horus

[@silverknight2107]

They've seen the light! Praise the Lord!

[@Yipper64]

4:02 Patrick starts speaking in tongues

[@JustATortoise]

Amen!

[@giorgospapoutsakis5271]

​@@JustATortoise Amen

[@friskaioi]

"my pet snail died" *gary walks on screen as he says that*

[@cloverfields6339]

1:13 "just like he was there for me when my pet snail died" *gary casually slimes into view*

[@doctornobody0]

This is peak humor right there

[@dylangtech]

“Just like when my pet snail died” *Gary slithers by*

[@no8592]

Patrick becomes pentecostal 3:55

[@Darthluke7]

😂😂

[@norikofu509]

He is speaking in tongues

[@norikofu509]

Also this time in which they were talking about Jesus and Spongebob called him "Cheesus"

[@axjagfilms]

Explain this atheists

[@muhammadaaus105]

Read the Qur'an 🙂👍

[@kem896]

4:27

[@Nako3]

"Double-you-age-why"

[@MatthewHyder-hr8ux]

LOL, I love how AI has the most awkward and strange pronunciation and tone for everything, especially here. XD

[@ultracarl1014]

Amen to Jesus, the Son of God✝️🛐🙏🏼❤️

[@nadams8863]

Amen

[@MisfitRed22]

Amen!

[@MLCAgaming]

This is pure gold

[@AlyxBuvk-ji2dr]

How the day switched to night when they were praying then stays night time as squid calls it dumb

[@AlyxBuvk-ji2dr]

How squid was Muslim before this

[@KillerTacoLikesTacosALot]

I love how moistcritikal was in the background on the second clip lol

[@JustATortoise]

Didn't even notice that until now lol

[@Popsicat23]

AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

[@lochlanmuir2291]

2:29 NOOOO HE SHOULD HAVE SAIL ‘NO, THIS IS PATRICK!’ AHHHHHGHHHHHHGHH But atleast he has found The Lord

[@Erik_The_grate]

Why is Patrick asking sponge Bob about becoming a triscuit💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@gld3n711]

Jazus and Crust

[@user-qb9pf5jo6l]

they wanted to convert before they all get taken away.

[@gamerhead473]

I wouldn't be surprised if someone made ai jesus and his 12 disciples

[@silverknight2107]

Don't give 'em ideas man 😂

[@lincolnmarlboro3740]

Jess-us is love

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

I eill forever pronounce Jesus like they do. Jess-sus

[@Yipper64]

this is so wholesome. (for the mostpart)

[@boawlerhatbriecks]

As a Christian, I can confirm.

[@CoffeeSuccubus]

Next moment: Squidward converts to Islam

[@otamanyura5972]

0:01 W donation😼

[@justaperson3641]

I’m Christian and I find it very interesting what ai does with religion

[@JustATortoise]

Same lol

[@thefirebeanie5481]

God: hey I got an idea for what to do with this ai

[@Aurummorituri]

If Squidward wants to be Catholic too he has to stop cracking his sick in half. He needs to make babies as a Catholic. 😂

[@leslie9271]

I’m drunk

[@MatthewHyder-hr8ux]

Dude, I swear to God once I had the most out of context dream about SpongeBob once. :p Usually my dreams are about liminal space like stuff such as a giant house with a bunch of extra hidden bedrooms like some kind of hotel mixed with it or some kind of fan game, though lately some of them have been kind of spooky for some reason. :p As for the SpongeBob one, it was like SpongeBob is such a do gooder that in a D&D setting, he could maybe be a Lawful Good Paladin and actually religious to something too. :p That being said, I think his personality was also a little bit alien too and maybe more like Neutral Good because I think... while both his job and his church are really important to him, he actually cares about his job more. :p And yet it's not about greed or anything at all, but simply being passionate about something he likes, if not preferring to contribute to this kind of way in particular more. :p Very odd way to interpret SpongeBob for no reason... :?

[@MisfitRed22]

Please don’t swear on His name

[@andrive]

Noooo paramount

[@MatthewHyder-hr8ux]

Chrust, not Christ? ^^; Kind of sounds like Crust, like some kind of God of Bread. :p (Or maybe it would be like the Earth's Crust and the God of the Surface World. :? That would be pretty fitting, even if the name is kind of silly. :p)

[@RoninAvenger]

Dear Crust

[@youtube_user420]

chrust

[@Thomaspokusa-he8yr]

Never knew loudward was so religious

[@Awesomeness4627]

Sandy did not have a good experience

[@n.a.7723]

10/10

[@matt8043]

Wierdly wholesome

[@jlilly8144]

Chrust? lol

[@iheartsawfranchise]

Is Crust like the krabby patty god

[@JustATortoise]

The AI was most likely referring to Jesus "Christ", but worded to "Chrust"

[@LOL71100]

*LE CROSS *

[@random11yroldontheinternet97]

Sussy baka giraffe balls.

[@abanana2561]

Thank you Jesus for saving my life. Thank you Father that you have sent your Son to die for us, that we may be freed from the laws of sin and death. For you've called us your Children, we who believe in you. You have raised us from the dead just as you have risen, and your Spirit guides us and advocates for us, you discipline us and teach us how to love and live our lives upon the Truth. Deliver us from the desires of our enemies, who wants us to participate in destroying everything that exists, everything you've created, for the enemy desires all the opposes this reality which you've ordered yourself. That we no longer give up our lives as slaves to sin but as slaves of righteousness, holding steadfast your Word, that is Truth and pure. May we put to death, through you Jesus, the sins we love, for the spirit is willing but our flesh is weak. Deliver us from the evil one oh Lord, that we now live as living sacrifices most pleasing to you, help us In our unfaithfulness and our unbelief and our unfaithfulness. Holy Lamb of God, through you all things have been made. All is your work and your craft. You Rule over all things, and soon your Glory will be fully revealed to us all on that day. Help us oh Lord, We need you always. Help us to know your ways, this we seek and desire. Oh Lord my Good Shepard, how great you are, forever and ever you shall reign in glory. Amen

[@MisfitRed22]

Amen!

[@michaelhuss0]

AI that has difficulty telling fact from fiction finds religion. In hindsight, I should have expected this. 😂

[@GarrulousHerald]

r/atheism is one of the few subreddits that isn't down you don't need to vent here

[@milkdud0]

@@GarrulousHeraldI’m gay ☺️

[@justaperson3641]

Ratiod

[@cardboardking577]

W h y

[@bigshagg3815]

Jess Uss is lav 😄

[@hobbs_dogburglar]

This is creepypasta

[@gavin80001]

For Carl.

[@nonjaninja4904]

Alternate title: AI Sponge has mental breakdown and starts hearing voices from the sky. 😅

[@Shesterz]

Average Ralsei Lover

[@giorgospapoutsakis5271]

Irrelevant

[@muhammadaaus105]

Read the Qur'an 🙂👍

[@Iamwhatyoumademe]

0:40 is this what I need to do? or is this an exaggeration?

[@MisfitRed22]

It depends on how you feel. You don’t have to say anything specific, just tell Him what you really feel. You can’t lie to Him anyway. No matter what you tell Him, he will always be there for you. Ig Squidward just felt so sorry for things he’s done lol

[@Dr_Shit]

Even AIs know Jesus Christ is Lord lmfao /s