Christian Branches and Denominations portrayed by SpongeBob

This video is a reupload. I added some more Branches and Denominations.
Disclaimer: This video is for comedic purposes and is not meant to offend anyone.

[@Iesous_Christos_Nika_7]

I love how most of them are just making fun of what where they live or what country they originated in 💀

[@joshuahamilton7630]

Or how they’re perceived by others

[@TomfooleryOfTheTrolls]

I like how the old Catholics and Old Believers are nothing but OLD.

[@Obsessive_cartoon_drawer]

Loll

[@tinobemellow]

Accurate.

[@SophiaElizabeth.]

I’m a Roman Catholic, and the rock 🪨 scene was 🔥! When I was a kid, I was also HUGELY obsessed with SpongeBob!!!😊

[@BrooksBurnett-uo6oz]

Same here!

[@SophiaElizabeth.]

@@BrooksBurnett-uo6oz 🤙

[@DarnedYankee]

Lutheran here. The moment I saw Catholic and heard the words “it’s not a boulder.” I was gone 😂

[@DraganMej]

When you take into consideration that Peter literally translates to "Rock" --> "Πέτρος" it is more funny 😂

[@SophiaElizabeth.]

@@DarnedYankee 😆

[@benyaminfranklin7198]

it takes some knowledge of church denomination history to understand this

[@Azraeltheangelofdeath]

Oh, especially the hussites, not many people studying medieval Bohemia

[@ferretyluv]

I was surprised there was no christology talked about. I was ready for the nestorianism of the Church of the East and Monophysitism of oriental orthodox but all of it was about the theology of grace. I was also sad how the nontrinitarianism of Iglesia ni Christo wasn’t shown. At least it was shown with Arianism (I still see nothing wrong with Arianism or Monophysitism and I stand by that).

[@96Luisinho]

It takes a lot of knowledge of SpongeBob history too

[@BloodSweatandFears]

Yeah I only got like half 😂

[@coriknight9073]

This brought joy to my religious studies degree heart. This was incredibly thorough!

[@Ry_guy7]

Nah why is the non denominational one so accurate 😭

[@fairess7438]

what's it mean?

[@Ry_guy7]

@@fairess7438 I guess it means we listen to Christian rock a lot. Which we do as equal as we listen and do other things.

[@liammeech3702]

@@fairess7438 Cake & eat it types

[@TheDanson14]

@@fairess7438if you’ve ever been to a non denominational church, they tend to play Christian rock on stage during “worship” before services

[@FTChomp9980]

It is spot on! Hey at least we rock to Christ! I'll see myself out now.

[@nemochicky4697]

4:46 Okay new theory: maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

[@jakyloyjuan]

rsf

[@chumon1992]

The best one

[@pinkelephant4591]

This one was so accurate

[@saturnhex9855]

Was not expecting such a good depiction of Gnosticism lol

[@VELVET_WARRIOR]

Yeah literally, even with abraxas and everything

[@fruit-bearingnationproduct1231]

I know next to nothing about gnostics. However, I liked that one a lot and I am interested in learning more about that religion.

[@FollowerOfTheLight2782]

@@fruit-bearingnationproduct1231 1Tim 6:20: ²⁰ O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of knowledge(gr. Gnosis) falsely so called:

[@michiganscythian2445]

I thought th Gnosticism one was hilarious, lots of flashbacks to an Early Christianity history course lol

[@themojogamer75]

As I non-denomenational Christian, I can confirm that I am, indeed, a Goofy Goober.

[@jackrat42]

Same here my friend 😂

[@ethanengelking2492]

Oh because Martin Luther was German.

[@harizon8862]

He posted the 95 Theses on a church in Germany 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ethanengelking2492]

@@harizon8862 Yeah I know that I’m Lutheran myself.

[@AB-sw4kb]

Many North Germanic cultures have a Lutheran religious background. The state Church of Iceland, for example, is Lutheran.

[@ethanengelking2492]

@@harizon8862Martin Luther was born in Germany (which was the Holy Roman Empire). He believed that salvation was a gift from god. The 95 theses were written with the same message.

[@logical_linker8382]

Pentecostal was on point. The speaking in tongue got me dying

[@theincrediblebray5686]

🎶 Christ is coming tonight, tonight. Christ is coming tonight. Christ is coming tonight, tonight. Christ is coming tonight 🎶

[@LeslieFlemons]

I love that!

[@_C_Dogg]

ew

[@pickel2981]

​@@_C_Dogg?

[@wanrazul]

Been 8 days bro....

[@brofistbro]

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@TruckBuck25]

The Calvinist one is funny

[@ScrunchBug22]

yep, and also really sad.

[@jtl-en4yx]

And depicted perfectly!

[@TheUltimateLegend7]

Yea, it was hilarious

[@the11382]

Unironically, are there Calvinists who take it on faith they are predestined to go to hell?

[@craigwallis5014]

​@@the11382so was a Calvinist before my deconversion, by Calvinist theology I was predestined to go to hell from before I was born, my time as a Christian basically did nothing.

[@basedkhajiit]

the Baptist one sent me lmao

[@Fragolux]

As an Orthodox, that is pretty much our reaction to the filioque. And *massive* props for even knowing what the Old Believers are!

[@ferretyluv]

I would have preferred seeing the Old Believers freaking out about tiny little details, like Patrick yelling “you can’t change the rules!”

[@drivingbritt9617]

The part about the Patriarch and Pope Leo IX had me rolling! P.S. I'm a convert to Greek Orthodoxy.

[@sasi5841]

I understood the filioque part but i didn't understand the rest.

[@skeletor-1892]

I'm Muslim, don't know why I'm here but peace to the Christians

[@ThatAmbientGuy]

God bless you

[@ferretyluv]

I’m Jewish. I got sent by the algorithm. I’m familiar with some of these thanks to a little dive into heretical movements.

[@madDesparada]

Agnostic here, hope y'all are doing well

[@jakebhenry2228]

I’m an atheist, but regardless I found this intriguing. Good fortunes to the followers of Abraham and of more nuanced faiths!

[@rip.van.winkle_]

Jesus loves you

[@yarushumasan9786]

Yeah, as a Christian, this gets my "This checks out" stamp of approval.

[@paddywarner4452]

Disclaimer: Some of these are different religions

[@istandwithisraeI]

Which ones besides Mormons and the JW and maybe quakers or Anabaptists and seventh day adventists and progressive Christians and gnostism lmao there’s a lot on here

[@paddywarner4452]

@@istandwithisraeI most of the ones you have never heard of

[@istandwithisraeI]

@@paddywarner4452 yeah I guess that makes sense

[@paddywarner4452]

@@istandwithisraeI by the way quakers and seventh day Adventist probably do still believe the essentials of Christianity there just kind of on the fence. I don’t know much about anabaptists

[@JacobJohnsen-nu7nl]

And a couple there are cults.

[@MrAwesomedude96]

Forgot Westboro Baptists Church... that would be the bar scene where they're talking about bubble blowing babies 😂

[@MrChristianDT]

That'd just straight up be that scene from the first Kingsmen movie.

[@terrfomp92]

Wait, are they still around??

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

@@terrfomp92lol yes, a religious institution tends to last a while. They’re not known for being fads.

[@danielflanard8274]

​@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 That is a bold statement. There have been so many denominations of major religions throughout history that never took off. Many of the denominations and religions featured in this video are effectively extinct in the modern day.

[@Ardith50]

I haven’t even heard of half of these before now.

[@ebonaparte3853]

As a non-denominational Christian, I can confirm this is accurate.💀

[@joshuaklink8306]

The fact that this covers belief systems from some of the earliest post biblical days to the obscure to the modern is actually pretty impressive. Nice work.

[@Theleprechaun317]

I’m a Methodist and I used to go to a Baptist church, and both of those were hilarious

[@JM-wx5nm]

Methodist aka church of woke

[@Theleprechaun317]

@@JM-wx5nm ugh, I hate this stereotype. Most methodist churches aren’t woke man. Most woke churches may call themselves Methodist but we do not accept them.

[@yosher]

@@JM-wx5nmreal

[@dudeinadoughboy4327]

​​@JM-wx5nm Depends on the congregation and church. Mine is a rather small traditional one in a small town and doesn't preach anything at all like I've been seeing online. Besides, end of the day, denomination doesn't matter since we're all brothers and sisters in Christ :)

[@Theleprechaun317]

@@dudeinadoughboy4327 THANK you

[@BMoney8600]

I’m a Roman Catholic and I’m happy with the scene you picked

[@Witchcraftandstarlight]

Same, and same😂 it definitely made me smile

[@BMoney8600]

@@Witchcraftandstarlight same!

[@Mk-eo3ss]

I have a question I didn’t understand it can someone explain😂😂 unless I’m dumber than Patrick

[@VaticanII_isValid]

Peter is the rock ​@@Mk-eo3ss

[@t.o.6953]

This is actually pretty theologically sound, I'm impressed

[@gaelrodregez321]

0:00 as a Catholic this made me happy so much🥹

[@cf_1204]

Upon this Rock I will build my Church

[@Mk-eo3ss]

I was confused how it related to Catholics but is it because we’re emotional?😂

[@miguelpaivabezerra34]

​@@Mk-eo3ssAs Jesus is The angular rock in ALL things we do, Peter was the first rock put by Christ to construct his Church Christ as fundament and Peter as the first brick (The 1st Pope or Bishop of Rome)

[@truthteller3288]

Amen, Matthew 16:18

[@AwesomeYena]

Never knew there were so many!

[@Ty-js6og]

Yeah, me neither

[@paddywarner4452]

Some of them are different versions of Christianity as oppose to denominations that believe the essentials of Christianity

[@BionicPig95]

There’s more than what was shown in the video. They number in the thousands.

[@LuisRincon-wr4dm]

You cab thank Protestantism for all this mess. Now everyone somehow can decide what Christianity is abd somehow still being correct.

[@rathalos4783]

In catholic countries we dont have all that bs

[@imma-icon3685]

The Mormon bit is pretty funny. Definitely some of the kindest people out there and you for sure wanna invite them in your home just because they'll be rock steady friends for life.

[@SuperPrestogamer]

Till they judge you constantly for your taste in music, movies, books, hobbies, etc. “I’m a Mormon, but I’m one that doesn’t go out of my way to vent all my moral beliefs and force it on others”

[@imma-icon3685]

@SuperPrestogamer guess it depends. From what I've seen, there is a big different between culture and doctrine of their church. And usually Utah Mormons are less accepting than Mormons from anywhere else besides Utah.

[@SuperPrestogamer]

@@imma-icon3685 in from utah…so I get that, it’s why I get frustrated with my own religion at times because the people within can be so unaccepting to new people joining or those who are uninterested in joining…I have no problem with preaching our religious beliefs and inviting others to join, but when someone makes it clear they are uninterested and our followers go on trying to bash it on them even when they have made it clear or those who are interested but are struggling with a certain sin and others judge them and start distancing themselves from those people making them feel hated and unwelcome that’s when I get really upset about it

[@imma-icon3685]

@SuperPrestogamer Utah, I get that. I'm a member as well, but from SC. grew up in a small branch my whole life and served my mission in Utah, I'm still active, got married in the temple, and have a small family, and it always depends on the people. It's never fair to group anyone as good or bad because each person is different in everything. We all got mistakes and sins we are working through, so it's important to give grace as much as you can in this world.

[@Generalsolid]

As one who grew up on the California/Mexican border, you learn your faith quickly and defend it regularly, but our members were very accepting in a community that didn't care for us. Acceptance is less a religious problem and more a problem of whoever the dominant demographic is. But I lived in Utah for a time and left it due to high-priced homes and a lot of members that have embraced worldly indulgences. Didn't want to raise my daughter there. Eastern AZ has plenty of members, but they do much better with other faiths.

[@JakeAdkinsOfficial]

Bro even got all the cults. This was hysterical

[@baydenator9818]

Someone's rage-baiting

[@molag-ballordofdomination2065]

What do you mean even? They're all cults

[@kyoshifrostwolf]

There's a difference?

[@PARK-sy3tf]

@@molag-ballordofdomination2065lots of Christians (especially Catholics) absolutely hate other branches and just call them cults and stuff… It’s kind of insane. So happy I left Catholicism.

[@Ziiav747]

Why is the Methodist one so accurate 😭😭 me being a left methodist myself, it was so accurate like bruh

[@Goofyvidsheadquarters]

I’m Methodist too

[@jtl-en4yx]

I don't get it what is the giving money away a reference to?

[@Ziiav747]

@@jtl-en4yx It is a reference to how we don't just teach about god, we help in the community in many ways.

[@JM-wx5nm]

As well as glorify sexual immorality

[@jtl-en4yx]

@@JM-wx5nm Not just glorify it, sanctify it!

[@mr.medioker5]

I can't tell if the Catholic one was also in reference to the fact that Peter's name translates to rock

[@drivingbritt9617]

I wouldn't be surprised!

[@gorgeousgentleman5390]

The Rock of the first century AD

[@danshakuimo]

I think it's about Peter being the rock on which Jesus will build His church and Rome being St. Peter's apostolic seat, and the popes being the successors of Peter. Though I remember hearing that about his name, but it makes sense given the role given to him by Jesus.

[@TheBlueMarbleItself]

I love how you used the Redeemed Zoomer icons!

[@braggestcloud6535]

Yo we have the same pfp

[@dragonballgacha]

Redeemed Zoomer is a pretty disgusting person, if you never knew

[@anthroimperzia3927]

He did good simplified “Logos” for each branch. I like them.

[@marionavarro4788]

I noticed that too 😂😂😂

[@CampbellThompson-vh2cj]

bro RZ is the best

[@turphm4ster]

Marcionism in the gnostic one had me rolling

[@papal1500]

As a JW, ilI immediately knew what clip you were gonna use. Could see it from a mile away 🤣

[@jeffreydiaz7245]

Me too 😁😂

[@TruLuan]

As an exJW I also knew that they were going to use that clip lol. I'm glad I studied church history and got out of that cult.

[@slayerdearly]

As someone who was forced to grow up at Jehovah’s Witness(I’m not one now)by the way that was just too perfect. You got everything perfect watchtower awake the disfellowship people spot on bro

[@zachsworld6242]

As a Baptist, the scene with SpongeBob trying to get Gary in the tub is pretty relatable! If you are baptized in the name of Jesus Christ, you shall be saved!

[@josh-ni7li]

faith/trust in the blood of Christ that was spilt for us 😊

[@roneldell5137]

Baptist? Baptismal Regeneration?? Being baptize in Jesus name???

[@stellastarfield1111]

I need to get baptised 😭

[@KTheChristianArtist]

Wait...Are you saying baptism gives you salvation?? Salvation is by faith alone!

[@zachsworld6242]

@@KTheChristianArtist Amen

[@Allen1350]

I was hoping you included JW. I was also anticipating the usage of the chocolate scene. 😃 You delivered, GREAT WORK! 😄

[@xtremeyoylecake]

As a JW myself The chocolate scene is perfect 😂

[@Allen1350]

@@xtremeyoylecake exactly. My PFP is at an assembly hall. I'm sure I'll meet you someday. "Just a little while longer." 😉 If you want another little chuckle: a channel named Vice Grip Garage has a video where he's attempting to revive an old Buick (I think a Riviera). He gives an update somewhere in the middle about how it's going. "Also not building oil pressure! She's (the engine is) knocking like a Jehovah's Witness." 🤣 I almost choked on my food I was eating when I first watched that video!

[@zacharyolerich7521]

It was definitely one of the best Witness memes I've seen

[@EcoNBeBop]

Honestly fits so well 😂

[@bnbcraft6666]

I knew they'd use that one 😂

[@hohotash]

as a lutheran, yes, this is accurate. good video brother!

[@tg_tg_tg_09]

As an adventist, kinda true but instead of santa, it is Jesus's second coming

[@historictruthlarson4910]

Yeah, I think that's the joke lol 😂

[@professorventurer7697]

Wouldn't that be every denomination, though? At least non denominationals believe in the second coming too.

[@historictruthlarson4910]

@professorventurer7697 Well, yeah, all denominations believe in the second coming of christ. The joke is that 7th day Adventists have notoriously been guilty of trying to predict the exact day it would happen. (I say this with no disrespect to you guys, though! Love you, brothers and sisters!)

[@professorventurer7697]

@@historictruthlarson4910 ah

[@thelemon5069]

Yo get out of that cult

[@edgecruz4832]

Why is this so accurate?😂 I am a Christian protestant btw

[@sunlight-sky151]

Im sorry

[@olg7483]

​@@sunlight-sky151 atheists try not to be rude to religions challenge impossible:

[@danielflanard8274]

​@@olg7483 I am non-religious, yeah that was uncalled for.

[@olg7483]

@@danielflanard8274 fr

[@olg7483]

@@danielflanard8274 yep

[@davehester2007]

This whole reel is hilarious. I laughed way too hard 🤣 Thank you!

[@edmund_linmi_nishikata69420]

The part about Iglesia Ni Cristo and the Unification Church is very accurate.

[@TheMessianicMilitant]

I’m An Orthodox Christian And This Video Was Great

[@VictorRincon-xk1wj]

Same for here

[@louieluigi3914]

Orthodoxy represent!

[@drivingbritt9617]

Same!

[@user-zj8ne9yu2w]

4:20 This part of the video is SOUTHERN BAPTIST, and is also 420, which gives you the munchies, and there was barely any food involved. As a Southern Baptist, I am disappointed.

[@benjaminlorenz6270]

As a catholic that has plenty of SB family I love going to yalls post service lunches

[@austincash5054]

You can't have fellowship without a couple casserole's

[@drivingbritt9617]

@@benjaminlorenz6270 I'm an Orthodox convert from Louisiana, so that's doubly funny to me!

[@Techno_Idioto]

@@drivingbritt9617 I'm not religious, but man it's tempting to go to church just to get good food. Maybe to learn how to be just a fair bit better in life too, since the Bible has some great lessons to learn. Just gotta ignore the...less agreeable parts that don't align with modern society.

[@drivingbritt9617]

@@Techno_Idioto I would argue that it's the less agreeable parts of modern society that don't align with the Bible, but whatever.

[@sopwithhannah2401]

I love that many of these are just the country of origin portrayed by SpongeBob. Also your attention to history is really fun! Edit: as an LDS member I died at the “normal squidward” joke

[@swampwaffle74]

Exactly, I think its accurate, the RLDS one is accurate too.

[@Techno_Idioto]

They forgot the FLDS. I bring it up because I want to sow anarchy. And because it's funny to remind people that there are loonies out there that make the JW look tame.

[@scharlesscalvin]

as a SDA, the SDA scene was absolutely priceless XD

[@historictruthlarson4910]

Why are these so accurate! 😂😂😂 great job lol

[@burleyant274]

At 6:31, I'm most definitely a Seventh-Day Adventist!

[@joshuadesousa6668]

I’m a youth pastor and Baptist and Pentecostal is so accurate 😭🤣

[@sociosanch3748]

The accuracy of prosperity gospel Bruh, 😅

[@BXAC23]

I appreciate that the Redeemed Zoomer icons are becoming more widely used.

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

They're alright symbols, just a shame RZ is such a stinker

[@harpywarpyowo]

@@VelociraptorAnimationssubbed to him a while back, but i've only watched like 1 video - what's up with him?

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

@harpywarpyowo the "all atheist arguments debunked" video is great if you're looking for some laughs and how not to reply to an argument.

[@drivingbritt9617]

@@VelociraptorAnimations Check out his debate with Jay Dyer if you haven't, it just shows how incoherent and poorly thought out a lot of his positions really are.

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

​@@VelociraptorAnimationsWhat does he say?

[@DeadmansMelody888]

Gnostic is pretty accurate actually I'm surprised how perfectly it fit me

[@imperialguard28]

This video has been brought to you by Martin Luther

[@Dennis_Reynolds_Golden_God]

As someone who grew up in a Pentecostal church I was curious to see which one you'd use. That's shockingly accurate

[@zaneflournoy3322]

the fact that 1/4 of these are heresies is crazy

[@danthemankhan]

They're all heresies, except for mine, of course.

[@SiPakRubah]

​@@danthemankhanEach Christian be like:

[@KrazedHeroYT]

You don't know the definition of heresy, do you?

[@tisvana18]

@@danthemankhanyeah, but definitionally heresy is any denomination which doesn’t follow the rules established by the Nicene Creed. Even if you’ve never heard of it, if you say “I’m an X Christian” it probably follows it. Usually ones like Mormonism or Jehova’s Witnesses or Unitarian Universalists or Christopagans aren’t referred to blanketly as Christian even by themselves sometimes. I’m no longer any kind of Christian, but to be institutionally Christian you kinda have to believe in the Trinity, believe in Jesus (the whole mythos from sacrificing for us to returning to having not been created iirc), and be monotheistic. If your denomination differs from those three in any way, it’s considered a heresy and not actual Christianity. Not saying that as a judgmental statement, they just aren’t part of institutional Christianity, they’re technically their own religions. Kinda like how there’s nothing wrong with lions and house cats, and while they look very very similar and behave similarly, one of these has to be called a member of Felinae and the other is Pantherinae. No matter how much your cat looks like a house cat, if it roars it has to be considered a Panther. No matter how Christianly and loving your church is, if it’s nonmonotheistic or doesn’t believe in the Trinity, it cannot be a member of Institutional Christianity.

[@jonathanwells223]

Literally every single one is a heresy unless it’s yours.

[@zachsworld6242]

1:49 By “Mr Krabs,” he means the Pope!

[@thebigz3786]

Did not disappoint at the end.

[@souffrantdepine3762]

Okay but the non-trinitarian bit was LETHAL, shit had me choking on laughs XD

[@mzg1237]

I think you got the Baptist one pretty accurate Source: I'm a Baptist

[@turphm4ster]

You got the RLDS church! Nice attention to detail

[@DavidPeel-fo9xv]

Heck yeah!

[@theskicker8856]

As a Lutheran the German SpongeBob was golden! Nice video man!!!

[@SSQMinky]

That INCM one was wildly accurate to what I’ve seen from relatives

[@brofistbro]

Imma mormon and i laughed my HEAD off from my portion of the vid😂😂😂😂 I can attest. Despite the history, you will see us smiling. Better to smile with what you DO have.

[@johnjohnbingbong]

Lizard people talk

[@brofistbro]

@@johnjohnbingbong ohhh i heard that one! You're thinking of the visitors series, or that other tv show, V. those are the lizard people you speak of. XD XD they seem nice! if you don't get on their bad side...like all lizards.

[@TruLuan]

You should leave Mormonism though, as your salvation is in jeopardy. Become Catholic. God Bless

[@Enio2414]

I never knew how far the branches of christianity can go...

[@James-nk6tz]

Many of these are not truly Christian and diverge from truth

[@pizzalisp5427]

Some of the things mentioned are concepts that are shared between a few different denominations.

[@jonathanwells223]

@@James-nk6tzmostly the Gnostics

[@syndiwashere5821]

I didn’t realize there were so many denominations now I need to learn about all of them lol

[@cinimatics]

These are actually pretty spot on 😆

[@NickNui]

The protestant one was so accurate.

[@ittybittyfroggy]

The Calvinst, Penecostal, Non-Denominational, JW, and ESPECIALLY progressive Christianity were my favorites 💀

[@truthteller3288]

As a former Non denominational protestant and now Catholic very accurate.

[@Tuzder]

I can’t believe how accurate this video is

[@the_criminal_mastermind]

5:26 he walked normally!

[@Crazanity_Official]

I am far from a religious person, but I will say this was pretty accurate. Particularly the scene poking fun at the Pentecostals. NGL though, the gibberish tongue stuff (in addition to the seizures and all that) is why I think of them as the most abnormal denomination.

[@donutmp4803]

I knew what you were going to put for Mormons before I even watched the video.

[@Lemkyna312]

My Orthodox mother and I definitely got some laughs watching this 😂 she confirmed quite a few of them being pretty accurate, not just the Orthodoxy part but a few others from experiencing relatives and acquaintances being within those denominations.

[@InfoAddict26]

As someone who’s essentially a non denominational, that’s dead accurate 😂

[@seangutierrez1337]

As a Catholic, the portrayal of us was very accurate!

[@Mk-eo3ss]

I’m a Catholic too but I don’t get it is it because we’re emotional😂

[@zachlong5427]

10 out of 10, my dude.

[@Luishrtr]

The non-denominational was the best one 😂😂

[@mrmeeseeks2534]

Any seventh day Adventists here ??

[@trentgrahamflips9742]

As a non denominational, we in fact like to worship and sing💪🏽

[@disgustof-riley8338]

You're a baptist

[@zabchan]

And are in fact, goofy

[@matteoallodi8030]

So many different brands of lion’s food.

[@WishyouWoods]

The Baptist, Mormon and Pentecostalism had me crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@tally_ish]

Mormonism is too accurate 😭

[@adrielisaacs9228]

I'm an Adventist and I burst out laughing at ours, lol. Calvary Chapel seems like a vibe though. Protestantism, Jehovah's Witnesses and LDS were so funny too, lol. I didnt know there were so many denominations/branches.

[@squilbobaggins]

The Christian science part got me good my great grandmother was a Christian scientist who died of strep throat

[@ej2u545]

As someone who researches religious history and is Roman Catholic this was really funny to watch. I hope you do ones with other religions that are Christianity.

[@ColeZmijski]

I honestly wished I was Calvinist for a moment just so I could appreciate that joke more. Probably the best fitting SpongeBob clip for any of the denominations, (the Catholic one was a close second).

[@Rodklavier]

Pero bien se sabe que la iglesia católica la fundó Jesus

[@purpleguy-bu5fe]

7:14 for real XD their worship is just a concert

[@draugarnatt3816]

The Gnostic one was perfect

[@Артмиш]

Movement for the restoration of The Ten commandments: "Can I have something to eat?" "No"

[@NewDealChief]

As a Catholic, this is really accurate lol.

[@FollowerOfTheLight2782]

And you don't wanna to change?

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

​@@FollowerOfTheLight2782 what?

[@FollowerOfTheLight2782]

Read your comment again.

[@NewDealChief]

@@FollowerOfTheLight2782 Bro thinks he's Martin Luther.

[@FollowerOfTheLight2782]

@@NewDealChief You publicly admit that you serve idols and don't want to change anything? Are Catholic beliefs and practices biblical? The question that concerns every church and its practices should be, "Is this biblical?" If a teaching is biblical (taken in context), it should be accepted. If it is not, it should be rejected. God is more interested in whether a church is doing His will and obeying His Word than whether it can trace its lineage back to the apostles of Jesus. Jesus was very concerned about the Word of God being rejected to follow traditions of men (Mark 7:7). Traditions are not inherently wrong...there are some good and valuable traditions. To reiterate, the concern should be whether a doctrine, practice or tradition is biblical. How then does the Catholic Church compare to the Word of God? Salvation: The Roman Catholic Church teaches that salvation is regenerated through baptism and maintained through the Catholic sacraments, except through a wilful act of sin that destroys the sanctified state of grace. The Bible teaches that we are saved by grace, which we receive through simple faith (Ephesians 2:8-9), and that good works are the result of a changed heart worked out in salvation (Ephesians 2:10; I Corinthians 5:17) and through the fruit of new life in Christ (John 15). Assurance of salvation: The Roman Catholic Church teaches that salvation is not guaranteed or certain. 1 John 5:13 says that the reason for writing 1 John was so that believers could be ASSURED of their salvation. Good works: The Roman Catholic Church teaches that Christians are saved by meritorious works (beginning with baptism), and that salvation is maintained by good works (receiving the sacraments, confessing sins to a priest, etc.). The Bible teaches that Christians are saved by grace through faith, completely apart from works (Titus 3:5; Ephesians 2:8-9, Galatians 3:10-11; Romans 3:19-24). Baptism: In the New Testament, baptism ALWAYS comes AFTER saving faith in Christ. Baptism is not the reason for salvation; it is faith in the gospel that saves (1 Corinthians 1:14-18; Romans 10:13-17). The Roman Catholic Church teaches the regeneration of infants through baptism, a practice never found in Scripture. The only possible reference to the baptism of infants that the Roman Catholic Church can point to is that the entire household of the jailer in Philippi was baptised, as recorded in Acts 16:33. However, the context never mentions infants. Acts 16:31 explains that salvation comes by faith. Paul addressed the whole household in verse 31, and the whole household believed (verse 34). This passage only supports the baptism of those who have already believed, not infants. Prayer: The Roman Catholic Church teaches Catholics not only to pray to God, but also to petition Mary and the saints for their prayers. Contrary to this, Scripture teaches us to pray to God alone (Matthew 6:9; Luke 18:1-7). Priesthood: The Roman Catholic Church teaches that there is a difference between priests and "commoners," where the New Testament teaches that all believers hold the priesthood (1 Peter 2:9). Sacraments: The Roman Catholic Church teaches that a believer is filled with grace by receiving the sacraments. This teaching is not found anywhere in Scripture. Confession: The Roman Catholic Church teaches that, unless the believer is incapacitated, the only way to be forgiven of sins is through confession to a priest. In contrast, Scripture teaches that confession of sins is to be made to God alone (1 John 1:9). Mary: The Roman Catholic Church teaches, among other things, that Mary is the Queen of Heaven, perpetual virgin and co-redemptrix who ascended to heaven. In the Holy Scriptures she is portrayed as an obedient, faithful servant of God who became the mother of Jesus. None of the other attributes mentioned by the Roman Catholic Church have their basis in the Bible. The notion that Mary is co-redemptrix and another mediator between God and man is not only extra-biblical (found only outside of Scripture), but is also unbiblical (contrary to Scripture). Acts 4:12 declares that Jesus is the only Saviour. 1 Timothy 2:5 proclaims that Jesus is the only mediator between God and man. Many other examples could be listed here. These points alone clearly identify the Catholic Church as unbiblical. Every Christian denomination has traditions and practices that are not explicitly based on the Bible. This is the reason why Scripture must be the standard for Christian belief and practice. The Word of God is always true and trustworthy. The same cannot be said about church traditions. Our guideline should be: "What does the Bible say?" (Romans 4:3; Galatians 4:30; Acts 17:10). 2 Timothy 3:16-17 proclaims, "All Scripture is inspired by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness, that the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly prepared for every good work".

[@hanspotterman]

As a Mormon, it do be like that

[@DavidPeel-fo9xv]

Unless you’re a California Mormon. We’re a totally different animal!

[@V_TheSaint]

This was EXCEPTIONAL 😂😂😂

[@IgnusDarkwalker]

Arius just screaming alone into the dark post 1st Ecumenical Council feels just...On point.

[@purpleguy-bu5fe]

The calvinism is accurate 💀 2:26

[@Marko_184]

We do not deserve gods grace...😢

[@purpleguy-bu5fe]

@@Marko_184 we don't deserve it. But he gives us grace anyway. What a good God we serve ❤️

[@EmptyMan000]

@@purpleguy-bu5fe Calvinists think it terms of who deserves what and that's a flawed concept.

[@purpleguy-bu5fe]

@@EmptyMan000 ok, I'm not going to say if Calvinism is right or wrong...but objectively Calvinism believes we all deserve hell But God give grace to some ( the elect/chosen) regardless of if they disserve it or not, that's what grace is giving mercy even when someone doesn't deserve it ( so it's not really about who deserves what )

[@user-iz2gk9fq9e]

I Love SpongeBob

[@eddiestacylaballard]

Wow. This took a lot of work.

[@johniejoyce8876]

This was accurate to the ones that I know the history to, and funny! It looked like some of the SpongeBob scenes were intentional references to religion, such as the Gnosticism or "hail the conch" ones.

[@Seraph2101]

Me fr when someone commits the sin of Idolatry just because the image looks like God or Jesus 💀: 0:06

[@Bluedream144]

Icons are not idols.

[@whitebeans7292]

Dude God says to put golden angels on the Arc of the Covenant and then tells Moses to build a bronze snake. Images of Christ are not idols lol.

[@Seraph2101]

@@whitebeans7292 You do realize that I meant by worshipping the image right?

[@whitebeans7292]

@@Seraph2101 There are a lot of iconoclasts out here, you never know

[@michaelemmerson7760]

Calvinism got me laughing

[@MaggieCandy999]

That was my second favorite after the Catholic one! 😂

[@Lordrinnosuke]

This is great, and now I need to see one for schools of Buddhism

[@banirolls]

As a non denominational, I can confirm I am indeed a goofy goober.