Tosh.0 - Human Centipede - Movie Spoiler (Uncut)

[@fuzzydumpling9829]

Ive literally been looking for this and the other movie summaries for years. Thanks man

[@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript]

Same. What happened to this guy? Don’t know why thought he got sick or hurt?

[@fuzzydumpling9829]

@@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript he’s not politically correct enough for the modern era so Comedy Central bought his contract from him. He has a podcast though that’s pretty funny

[@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript]

@@fuzzydumpling9829 Why would they have an issue after they defended him from the whole rape joke thing? I mean I’m not expecting you to give me the breakdown of executive thinking just a thought. I mean he said some pretty rough things in his show with no repercussions. Very funny but not PC. He’s a funny dude. But he really limits his exposure so people have a hard time nailing down what kinda guy he is.

[@HashMaster1776]

@@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScriptbecause it wasn’t politically motivated then, there wasn’t the me too movement then, there wasn’t BLM then, what’s funny is that Daniel Tosh is a known democrat LOL, or at least was. They’re all switching sides now that Epstein isn’t around 💀🤣

[@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript]

@@HashMaster1776 What’s Epstein got to do with anything? The right defended him the first time he was arrested for child SA in 06, and in 2018 they said the renewed interest was because he was friends with Trump. Whose labor secretary he picked Alexander Acosta was why Epstein didn’t face federal charges and got a cushy work release sentence of only 18 months. I agreed with what you said until that point. Don’t let emotional party bias lead to dishonesty. Which is literally what the left does.

[@greag1e]

Thank you for this! Stopped looking for it about 10 years ago and then it ends up in my feed somehow. Fastest 25 minute watch I have seen in a while. Still love it.

[@Mr_mateo]

This is a friendly reminder that everything needs to be archived and preserved because major conglomerates can easily remove "content" and make it nearly impossible to find online! Thank you for preserving art (and yes even if you don't like this show it's still art and needs to be preserved and properly saved)

[@38Ghost]

Damn tosh was the shit back in the day 🐐

[@Tonzoffun0420]

I do like his tosh's comedy, but this premise and its execution is just a poor imitation of Joel McHale on The Soup imo

[@brianvarley6478]

I think it was at first. But his comedy eventually became unrestrained and way better than the soup.

[@CGISpiderLegs]

The Soup used to be called Talk Soup. It initially aired in 1991 and was first hosted by Greg Kinnear.

[@jerryparsons5888]

It was such a shame to see him cast-rated. 😭

[@ritah8415]

Seriously rewatching this in 2024 makes you realize how good we had it watching cable back in the 2000s

[@bowinrondeau]

Holy shit, I have been looking for this full version for a while now! Thank you!!!🙌🙌

[@chriscross1424]

I loved this show. The fact that they spent like half the hour just him explaining the plot of this movie to us is so fun. RIP Comedy Central

[@IAmTurboman]

I'm gonna repeat what others are and say THANK YOU. I remember these being on the Comedy Central website, then they took them down and there was no other replacement way to watch them. Appreciate the chance to go down a 10+ year old memory lane.

[@killerqueen4110]

I remember trying to find this on the Tosh website when the episode actually aired. Maybe I was too dumb or waited too long to find it, and I haven’t been able to find it since. Thank you sir, this ends a 15 year search.

[@alysonkavan1207]

Probably took it down bc of the r*** comment..,.

[@bigtibseh]

I just saw his show in Vegas. I didn't expect him to have gotten even better at stand-up but he really did.

[@daxxjester]

So lucky bro

[@polackwizerd]

He still does stand-up???

[@grandmahurk]

@@polackwizerdwell yes

[@scrotumus]

Well, when you're at the bottom, going up is the only thing you can do

[@michaeldoran4367]

​@@grandmahurkGrandma poosie!

[@garethrogue]

THANK YOU for uploading this. I've been looking for it for years. This is an all time classic

[@Derpomium]

Dude... I've been looking for this for so many years!

[@Richenzo88]

Thanks Tosh....I didn't want to watch it, certain things you can't unsee. Now I don't have to. Thank you.

[@NecrOphelia747]

“Bullshit. A woman will drive 2 years” LMFAOOOOO 😂

[@theruoc147]

Thank you. These are some of my favorite segments and haven’t been able to find them in years.😊

[@aaronearl7697]

Man, when I first heard of this movie, I thought that it was a superhero movie. You know, some guy in a costume saying, "I am the Human Centipede. I have the powers of a centipede, which I use to defend the innocent and to fight crime," etc. Even when I started watching it, I thought that it was strange, but the setup seemed to be consistent with a comic book origin story: You know, young people on a road at night during a storm... they have a blowout then stop at the home of an obviously mad German scientist. I could easily imagine what should eventually happen in the story line: The accidental visitors become too curious and creep around the scientist's house, after hours. They stumble upon his basement laboratory, where someone spills a flask of a glowing chemical that, ultimately, changes him into a centipede-like being. You know, a comic book superhero origin story. Just like what we've all seen several times before. By the time I realized what this film was, it was too late. I had to keep on watching it because this movie was so messed up that I... just... had... to... know.... what... happened... next. About a year ago, I completed the therapy I so desperately needed after my exposure to "The Human Centipede: First Sequence." You know what I mean, trying to learn to un-see what I had seen. Of course, that treatment fell far short of that lofty goal, leaving me only to accept that: It's OK for me to love myself. I AM a good person. This movie WASN'T my fault.

[@nooneofconsequence1251]

I hope they paid him for this... probably the most valuable advertising the movie got.

[@LvkeLavish]

Please upload more Tosh in the future. I can never get enough of these.

[@CurtRogers]

Thank you so much for this. I've been telling people how funny this was for years, but only could find a crappy version on the way back machine.

[@spockolenbrander256]

This was peak Tosh.0 in my opinion. This was the funniest thing I had ever seen on his show. His other spoiler alert segments weren’t near as good as this one. And watching this in 2024, I think this still holds up.

[@bestkind123]

Have wanted to see this for a decade thank you ❤

[@abzdeft]

Unlocked an old memory with this

[@andresmartin67]

Duuuude been looking for this video for like 2 years... Thankyou!!!!!

[@espressobliss5685]

“Germany is like Wisconsin only like with a really bad past” 😂😂😂

[@LikwidEMP3]

Watching these episodes on TV, I remember these spoiler segments. They would only show about 30 seconds. And he would say to watch the full spoilers go online. I never looked these up ahahahaha.

[@garrettbeaupre510]

Holy shit I thought this video was lost forever. Thank you

[@destroyerblackdragon]

They make it seem like section B is doomed since everyone else is dead, but the dispatcher is probably going to send another cop over there to find the dead cops if she can hang in there long enough, they'll probably find her and send her to the hospital.

[@falcor200]

If it's anything like our procedures here, there'd already be another set of officers en route. She would have lived, though I'm not sure she'd want to.

[@ja3482]

I'd rather die than survive that.

[@jhors7777]

Nice job posting these Carroll!! Thank-you.

[@markmiddleton9802]

You unlocked a memory from like 4th grade thank you

[@ritah8415]

17:39 😹 almost 20 years later can confirm

[@jsEMCsquared]

Best movie review EVER!!

[@atown4434]

Dan is great, absolutely love this. You can tell he learned alot from letterman

[@jamesbecker3632]

THANK YOU! I gave up looking for this years ago!!!

[@NovaandthePastapup]

The magic of German Hollywood is one of me and my besties favorite lines to quote! 😂

[@david_masuda]

My brother and I still joke that we got the sides from the grocery store any time we pick up fast food fried chicken… Thank you for posting!

[@Arcturuseyes]

This is an amazing review, Tosh should do this for all movies he wants to talk about

[@dahartluke8438]

This is classic, the Tip Toes review is great too

[@JawncoreIL]

A classic for the whole family 🏠

[@dfolz1101]

This is so much better than actually watching that bullshit

[@Richard__Cranium]

Holy shit, forgot how much I loved these!

[@OrdinarilyBob]

This is amazing.

[@Psycho-Ssnake]

This is like a Norm Mcdonald story.

[@calebfoster7148]

He is gifted in a lot of the same ways norm was

[@Greg-TC]

Yes but without the payoff at the end

[@garrettgrant3718]

Nah tosh is actually funny

[@OhGodWhatIsThisAah]

​@@garrettgrant3718bad troll is bad lol

[@yellowbird2157]

Thank you for posting.

[@XYGamingRemedyG]

"oh shit, I'm going to shit" (The Japanese guy after being sewn together) 😭 That movie was atrocious...

[@Soulmakerc]

HELL YEAH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!!

[@Jaison96]

Thanks for posting this! 😂

[@aaronmatheson9730]

Haven’t seen this dude in ages !!!

[@KennyHavoc]

He’s a great storyteller

[@carolhart8696]

You make me want to see the movie for the third time.

[@grandohuckabee]

I love movies but nothing is like listening to someone tell you the movie

[@darthyoda4069]

I watched it 1 time never again and I watch ABC of death every time I meet a new friend 😂

[@starman69]

Thank you so much.

[@user-ih6dh7yz8z]

Keep posting dude, these are great.

[@joshlips9661]

You are amazing. Thanks for the upload.

[@Abcde1829]

I remember watching this on TV 🤣🤣🤣

[@Derpomium]

same dude!

[@evansusmc]

This full version was never shown on TV. Just the 1 or 2 minute version.

[@jorynickila7760]

I love it that everything in this movie can medically be done in your basement or your garage with just the basic tools at hand......😅

[@MPAbsorb]

Holy crap! Been looking for this!!!!

[@ElChris816]

Thank you!!!

[@jbrat122]

Fuck I miss this show. It was so good. His podcast show on KZbin is funny as hell but Tosh.0 was perfection

[@StaindHand]

Yeesh, Tosh tells a story like daffy broad

[@sethbatton1045]

Holy shit it’s back

[@BIGCP22]

Song is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

[@Elriuhilu]

I've been trying to find the clip of Tosh.0 when he had little kids sort of recreate scenes from famous shock videos, like Shake That Bear, Church of Fudge and Mr Hands. It's much funnier than it may sound.

[@evansusmc]

I got this back in 2010. I was able to rip it off of CC website with some special software.

[@lukesayers5850]

I see where his son gets his story style from❤

[@dustinjenney9736]

The second sequence is the most brutal of the three. Literally had to make it black and white to avoid a x rating.

[@infinite-sadness]

It’s so bad that it actually becomes kind of funny.

[@davidigleniec2483]

😅just said sorry to my toilet while watching this.. im canadian.

[@ErichoTTA]

Not even he would touch "Cuties".

[@migzydrift]

Thank you so much! 👏

[@delsi3795]

Omg yes ive been looking for this! I think i found my B!

[@Wooshey_Wooj]

The Doctor always reminded me of Michael Shannon

[@Marklennon]

Thank you so much

[@Ray-zp3zp]

Human centipede 2 is so much crazier

[@ADetailedHouse]

There's a 2??? Omg

[@AmeliaThornhill-tz7ot]

​@@ADetailedHouse there's actually 3 of them lol full sequence and final sequence. The first one is insanely tame compared to part 2 and 3 lol

[@Coby_Got]

I gotta see this documentary.

[@jacktherripper]

I miss the old days

[@johnjamesleahy4065]

I'm smiling/laughing through almost the whole video but: 8:10 TAKES THE CAKE!!! 😂

[@matthewvolb94]

The wild women the wild women The rippin and the tear in the rippin and the tearing. I love Daniel tosh I took my ex-girlfriend little brother to see him to stand up in New York years ago.

[@hos427]

you are a bigger hero than Superman

[@En0ugh_4lready]

Was this his only movie review? I don't remember any of these. This is all over the place, in a good way. Great stuff!!

[@nateclasen]

No there’s several and these were often edited into the end and sometimes uncut super late at night I think. The Matthew McCaughney movie is great lol

[@alexneff]

Thank you

[@averageant7173]

We need a tiptoes version of the is

[@alexclarence4027]

FINALLY!!!!

[@DavidPowell-m8b]

Thankyou😊

[@scottqt11]

been looking for this forever, ur the goat

[@saraheadley2898]

Let’s go!!!!

[@osknyo]

Throwwwback

[@Niafi11]

So he did this like between the takes for the Show?

[@JayMack87]

Spot on!

[@ShennyIsLive]

Someone message me if they can find a better quality version of this.

[@MeltedMase]

"Shes green, shes been eating fuckin double shit" that line always fucked me up

[@EugeneDiaz-d2d]

It's easy to see that b won being the only one alive, but lost in the end ," or ....middle???"😂🤪🤣😇🤮✋️🤔

[@BenT1620]

No ripping or tearing

[@MichaelSmith-pt3ip]

Is Tosh.0 still on, or is this a rerun?

[@alexmarsocci7187]

Did he ever do a Serbian film? That would be some wicked stuff

[@amandaszymczak388]

Terrible audio....still appreciate it tho 😂

[@mingusog7036]

The terrible audio is lowkey nostolgic, i remember like over a decade ago when youtubes app icon was still the old fashioned radio tv someone had these segments uploaded to youtube and it had the same terrible audio quality so watching it now is like a trip down memory lane

[@parkermalatesta4092]

Classic

[@JoshPecks500lbDad]

Why is everything funny

[@louseveryann2181]

Poor you, with your woman's name

[@christapper-xl2pn]

I hated that movie It was just sick and perverse It was so traumatic

[@jacobjacob8381]

classic

[@dylangrigsby3904]

Man I miss his show. Ridiculousness is funny and all but there's no Tosh charm