Tosh.0 - Human Centipede - Movie Spoiler (Uncut)

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@fuzzydumpling9829
@fuzzydumpling9829 2 ай бұрын
Ive literally been looking for this and the other movie summaries for years. Thanks man
@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript
@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 2 ай бұрын
Same. What happened to this guy? Don’t know why thought he got sick or hurt?
@fuzzydumpling9829
@fuzzydumpling9829 2 ай бұрын
@@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript he’s not politically correct enough for the modern era so Comedy Central bought his contract from him. He has a podcast though that’s pretty funny
@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript
@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 2 ай бұрын
@@fuzzydumpling9829 Why would they have an issue after they defended him from the whole rape joke thing? I mean I’m not expecting you to give me the breakdown of executive thinking just a thought. I mean he said some pretty rough things in his show with no repercussions. Very funny but not PC. He’s a funny dude. But he really limits his exposure so people have a hard time nailing down what kinda guy he is.
@HashMaster1776
@HashMaster1776 2 ай бұрын
@@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScriptbecause it wasn’t politically motivated then, there wasn’t the me too movement then, there wasn’t BLM then, what’s funny is that Daniel Tosh is a known democrat LOL, or at least was. They’re all switching sides now that Epstein isn’t around 💀🤣
@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript
@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 2 ай бұрын
@@HashMaster1776 What’s Epstein got to do with anything? The right defended him the first time he was arrested for child SA in 06, and in 2018 they said the renewed interest was because he was friends with Trump. Whose labor secretary he picked Alexander Acosta was why Epstein didn’t face federal charges and got a cushy work release sentence of only 18 months. I agreed with what you said until that point. Don’t let emotional party bias lead to dishonesty. Which is literally what the left does.
@Mr_mateo
@Mr_mateo Ай бұрын
This is a friendly reminder that everything needs to be archived and preserved because major conglomerates can easily remove "content" and make it nearly impossible to find online! Thank you for preserving art (and yes even if you don't like this show it's still art and needs to be preserved and properly saved)
@38Ghost
@38Ghost 2 ай бұрын
Damn tosh was the shit back in the day 🐐
@Tonzoffun0420
@Tonzoffun0420 2 ай бұрын
I do like his tosh's comedy, but this premise and its execution is just a poor imitation of Joel McHale on The Soup imo
@brianvarley6478
@brianvarley6478 2 ай бұрын
I think it was at first. But his comedy eventually became unrestrained and way better than the soup.
@CGISpiderLegs
@CGISpiderLegs 2 ай бұрын
The Soup used to be called Talk Soup. It initially aired in 1991 and was first hosted by Greg Kinnear.
@jerryparsons5888
@jerryparsons5888 2 ай бұрын
It was such a shame to see him cast-rated. 😭
@ritah8415
@ritah8415 Ай бұрын
Seriously rewatching this in 2024 makes you realize how good we had it watching cable back in the 2000s
@bigtibseh
@bigtibseh 2 ай бұрын
I just saw his show in Vegas. I didn't expect him to have gotten even better at stand-up but he really did.
@daxxjester
@daxxjester 2 ай бұрын
So lucky bro
@polackwizerd
@polackwizerd 2 ай бұрын
He still does stand-up???
@grandmahurk
@grandmahurk 2 ай бұрын
@@polackwizerdwell yes
@scrotumus
@scrotumus Ай бұрын
Well, when you're at the bottom, going up is the only thing you can do
@michaeldoran4367
@michaeldoran4367 Ай бұрын
​@@grandmahurkGrandma poosie!
@greag1e
@greag1e Ай бұрын
Thank you for this! Stopped looking for it about 10 years ago and then it ends up in my feed somehow. Fastest 25 minute watch I have seen in a while. Still love it.
@chriscross1424
@chriscross1424 Ай бұрын
I loved this show. The fact that they spent like half the hour just him explaining the plot of this movie to us is so fun. RIP Comedy Central
@killerqueen4110
@killerqueen4110 2 ай бұрын
I remember trying to find this on the Tosh website when the episode actually aired. Maybe I was too dumb or waited too long to find it, and I haven’t been able to find it since. Thank you sir, this ends a 15 year search.
@alysonkavan1207
@alysonkavan1207 Ай бұрын
Probably took it down bc of the r*** comment..,.
@bowinrondeau
@bowinrondeau 2 ай бұрын
Holy shit, I have been looking for this full version for a while now! Thank you!!!🙌🙌
@theruoc147
@theruoc147 Ай бұрын
Thank you. These are some of my favorite segments and haven’t been able to find them in years.😊
@IAmTurboman
@IAmTurboman Ай бұрын
I'm gonna repeat what others are and say THANK YOU. I remember these being on the Comedy Central website, then they took them down and there was no other replacement way to watch them. Appreciate the chance to go down a 10+ year old memory lane.
@nooneofconsequence1251
@nooneofconsequence1251 Ай бұрын
I hope they paid him for this... probably the most valuable advertising the movie got.
@WCDavis-cl7si
@WCDavis-cl7si 4 күн бұрын
No kidding!
@Derpomium
@Derpomium 2 ай бұрын
Dude... I've been looking for this for so many years!
@espressobliss5685
@espressobliss5685 Ай бұрын
“Germany is like Wisconsin only like with a really bad past” 😂😂😂
@NecrOphelia747
@NecrOphelia747 Ай бұрын
“Bullshit. A woman will drive 2 years” LMFAOOOOO 😂
@garethrogue
@garethrogue 24 күн бұрын
THANK YOU for uploading this. I've been looking for it for years. This is an all time classic
@LvkeLavish
@LvkeLavish 2 ай бұрын
Please upload more Tosh in the future. I can never get enough of these.
@Richenzo88
@Richenzo88 Ай бұрын
Thanks Tosh....I didn't want to watch it, certain things you can't unsee. Now I don't have to. Thank you.
@aaronearl7697
@aaronearl7697 2 ай бұрын
Man, when I first heard of this movie, I thought that it was a superhero movie. You know, some guy in a costume saying, "I am the Human Centipede. I have the powers of a centipede, which I use to defend the innocent and to fight crime," etc. Even when I started watching it, I thought that it was strange, but the setup seemed to be consistent with a comic book origin story: You know, young people on a road at night during a storm... they have a blowout then stop at the home of an obviously mad German scientist. I could easily imagine what should eventually happen in the story line: The accidental visitors become too curious and creep around the scientist's house, after hours. They stumble upon his basement laboratory, where someone spills a flask of a glowing chemical that, ultimately, changes him into a centipede-like being. You know, a comic book superhero origin story. Just like what we've all seen several times before. By the time I realized what this film was, it was too late. I had to keep on watching it because this movie was so messed up that I... just... had... to... know.... what... happened... next. About a year ago, I completed the therapy I so desperately needed after my exposure to "The Human Centipede: First Sequence." You know what I mean, trying to learn to un-see what I had seen. Of course, that treatment fell far short of that lofty goal, leaving me only to accept that: It's OK for me to love myself. I AM a good person. This movie WASN'T my fault.
@bestkind123
@bestkind123 Ай бұрын
Have wanted to see this for a decade thank you ❤
@CurtRogers
@CurtRogers 2 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for this. I've been telling people how funny this was for years, but only could find a crappy version on the way back machine.
@andresmartin67
@andresmartin67 Ай бұрын
Duuuude been looking for this video for like 2 years... Thankyou!!!!!
@abzdeft
@abzdeft Ай бұрын
Unlocked an old memory with this
@spockolenbrander256
@spockolenbrander256 Ай бұрын
This was peak Tosh.0 in my opinion. This was the funniest thing I had ever seen on his show. His other spoiler alert segments weren’t near as good as this one. And watching this in 2024, I think this still holds up.
@jhors7777
@jhors7777 Ай бұрын
Nice job posting these Carroll!! Thank-you.
@destroyerblackdragon
@destroyerblackdragon 2 ай бұрын
They make it seem like section B is doomed since everyone else is dead, but the dispatcher is probably going to send another cop over there to find the dead cops if she can hang in there long enough, they'll probably find her and send her to the hospital.
@falcor200
@falcor200 2 ай бұрын
If it's anything like our procedures here, there'd already be another set of officers en route. She would have lived, though I'm not sure she'd want to.
@ja3482
@ja3482 2 ай бұрын
I'd rather die than survive that.
@garrettbeaupre510
@garrettbeaupre510 Ай бұрын
Holy shit I thought this video was lost forever. Thank you
@LikwidEMP3
@LikwidEMP3 Ай бұрын
Watching these episodes on TV, I remember these spoiler segments. They would only show about 30 seconds. And he would say to watch the full spoilers go online. I never looked these up ahahahaha.
@atown4434
@atown4434 2 ай бұрын
Dan is great, absolutely love this. You can tell he learned alot from letterman
@Arcturuseyes
@Arcturuseyes 2 ай бұрын
This is an amazing review, Tosh should do this for all movies he wants to talk about
@dahartluke8438
@dahartluke8438 2 ай бұрын
This is classic, the Tip Toes review is great too
@Jaison96
@Jaison96 Ай бұрын
Thanks for posting this! 😂
@ritah8415
@ritah8415 Ай бұрын
17:39 😹 almost 20 years later can confirm
@jamesbecker3632
@jamesbecker3632 2 ай бұрын
THANK YOU! I gave up looking for this years ago!!!
@Soulmakerc
@Soulmakerc 2 ай бұрын
HELL YEAH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!!
@darthyoda4069
@darthyoda4069 Ай бұрын
I watched it 1 time never again and I watch ABC of death every time I meet a new friend 😂
@jsEMCsquared
@jsEMCsquared Ай бұрын
Best movie review EVER!!
@WCDavis-cl7si
@WCDavis-cl7si 4 күн бұрын
And I learned so much from this review that I didn't deserve.
@JawncoreIL
@JawncoreIL 2 ай бұрын
A classic for the whole family 🏠
@XYGamingRemedyG
@XYGamingRemedyG 2 ай бұрын
"oh shit, I'm going to shit" (The Japanese guy after being sewn together) 😭 That movie was atrocious...
@markmiddleton9802
@markmiddleton9802 2 ай бұрын
You unlocked a memory from like 4th grade thank you
@grandohuckabee
@grandohuckabee 2 ай бұрын
I love movies but nothing is like listening to someone tell you the movie
@yellowbird2157
@yellowbird2157 Ай бұрын
Thank you for posting.
@OrdinarilyBob
@OrdinarilyBob Ай бұрын
This is amazing.
@joshlips9661
@joshlips9661 2 ай бұрын
You are amazing. Thanks for the upload.
@dfolz1101
@dfolz1101 2 ай бұрын
This is so much better than actually watching that bullshit
@user-ih6dh7yz8z
@user-ih6dh7yz8z 2 ай бұрын
Keep posting dude, these are great.
@NovaandthePastapup
@NovaandthePastapup Ай бұрын
The magic of German Hollywood is one of me and my besties favorite lines to quote! 😂
@Richard__Cranium
@Richard__Cranium 2 ай бұрын
Holy shit, forgot how much I loved these!
@Psycho-Ssnake
@Psycho-Ssnake 2 ай бұрын
This is like a Norm Mcdonald story.
@calebfoster7148
@calebfoster7148 2 ай бұрын
He is gifted in a lot of the same ways norm was
@Greg-TC
@Greg-TC 2 ай бұрын
Yes but without the payoff at the end
@garrettgrant3718
@garrettgrant3718 Ай бұрын
Nah tosh is actually funny
@OhGodWhatIsThisAah
@OhGodWhatIsThisAah Ай бұрын
​@@garrettgrant3718bad troll is bad lol
@carolhart8696
@carolhart8696 2 ай бұрын
You make me want to see the movie for the third time.
@Abcde1829
@Abcde1829 2 ай бұрын
I remember watching this on TV 🤣🤣🤣
@Derpomium
@Derpomium 2 ай бұрын
same dude!
@evansusmc
@evansusmc 2 ай бұрын
This full version was never shown on TV. Just the 1 or 2 minute version.
@starman69
@starman69 Ай бұрын
Thank you so much.
@ElChris816
@ElChris816 Ай бұрын
Thank you!!!
@davidigleniec2483
@davidigleniec2483 2 ай бұрын
😅just said sorry to my toilet while watching this.. im canadian.
@KennyHavoc
@KennyHavoc 2 ай бұрын
He’s a great storyteller
@david_masuda
@david_masuda Ай бұрын
My brother and I still joke that we got the sides from the grocery store any time we pick up fast food fried chicken… Thank you for posting!
@MPAbsorb
@MPAbsorb 2 ай бұрын
Holy crap! Been looking for this!!!!
@aaronmatheson9730
@aaronmatheson9730 Ай бұрын
Haven’t seen this dude in ages !!!
@migzydrift
@migzydrift 2 ай бұрын
Thank you so much! 👏
@evansusmc
@evansusmc 2 ай бұрын
I got this back in 2010. I was able to rip it off of CC website with some special software.
@jorynickila7760
@jorynickila7760 2 ай бұрын
I love it that everything in this movie can medically be done in your basement or your garage with just the basic tools at hand......😅
@lukesayers5850
@lukesayers5850 2 ай бұрын
I see where his son gets his story style from❤
@Marklennon
@Marklennon 2 ай бұрын
Thank you so much
@jbrat122
@jbrat122 2 ай бұрын
Fuck I miss this show. It was so good. His podcast show on KZbin is funny as hell but Tosh.0 was perfection
@BIGCP22
@BIGCP22 Ай бұрын
Song is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
@StaindHand
@StaindHand 2 ай бұрын
Yeesh, Tosh tells a story like daffy broad
@Wooshey_Wooj
@Wooshey_Wooj 2 ай бұрын
The Doctor always reminded me of Michael Shannon
@dustinjenney9736
@dustinjenney9736 Ай бұрын
The second sequence is the most brutal of the three. Literally had to make it black and white to avoid a x rating.
@infinite-sadness
@infinite-sadness Ай бұрын
It’s so bad that it actually becomes kind of funny.
@Elriuhilu
@Elriuhilu 2 ай бұрын
I've been trying to find the clip of Tosh.0 when he had little kids sort of recreate scenes from famous shock videos, like Shake That Bear, Church of Fudge and Mr Hands. It's much funnier than it may sound.
@jacktherripper
@jacktherripper 2 ай бұрын
I miss the old days
@Niafi11
@Niafi11 Ай бұрын
So he did this like between the takes for the Show?
@matthewvolb94
@matthewvolb94 2 ай бұрын
The wild women the wild women The rippin and the tear in the rippin and the tearing. I love Daniel tosh I took my ex-girlfriend little brother to see him to stand up in New York years ago.
@sethbatton1045
@sethbatton1045 2 ай бұрын
Holy shit it’s back
@Coby_Got
@Coby_Got Ай бұрын
I gotta see this documentary.
@BrianMiddleton-bi3yc
@BrianMiddleton-bi3yc 8 күн бұрын
Dr was cheerimg him on to feed her lol
@scottqt11
@scottqt11 Ай бұрын
been looking for this forever, ur the goat
@En0ugh_4lready
@En0ugh_4lready 2 ай бұрын
Was this his only movie review? I don't remember any of these. This is all over the place, in a good way. Great stuff!!
@nateclasen
@nateclasen 2 ай бұрын
No there’s several and these were often edited into the end and sometimes uncut super late at night I think. The Matthew McCaughney movie is great lol
@Ray-zp3zp
@Ray-zp3zp Ай бұрын
Human centipede 2 is so much crazier
@ADetailedHouse
@ADetailedHouse Ай бұрын
There's a 2??? Omg
@AmeliaThornhill-tz7ot
@AmeliaThornhill-tz7ot Ай бұрын
​@@ADetailedHouse there's actually 3 of them lol full sequence and final sequence. The first one is insanely tame compared to part 2 and 3 lol
@hos427
@hos427 2 ай бұрын
you are a bigger hero than Superman
@alexneff
@alexneff 2 ай бұрын
Thank you
@delsi3795
@delsi3795 2 ай бұрын
Omg yes ive been looking for this! I think i found my B!
@DavidPowell-m8b
@DavidPowell-m8b 2 ай бұрын
Thankyou😊
@ShennyIsLive
@ShennyIsLive Ай бұрын
Someone message me if they can find a better quality version of this.
@averageant7173
@averageant7173 2 ай бұрын
We need a tiptoes version of the is
@ErichoTTA
@ErichoTTA 17 күн бұрын
Not even he would touch "Cuties".
@saraheadley2898
@saraheadley2898 2 ай бұрын
Let’s go!!!!
@alexclarence4027
@alexclarence4027 2 ай бұрын
FINALLY!!!!
@cici6295
@cici6295 6 күн бұрын
Very disturbing movie Tosh is hysterical 😂😂😂
@JayMack87
@JayMack87 Ай бұрын
Spot on!
@osknyo
@osknyo 2 ай бұрын
Throwwwback
@misslittledove
@misslittledove 12 күн бұрын
🤞🏻”Uhh…A!”🤞🏻
@johnjamesleahy4065
@johnjamesleahy4065 2 ай бұрын
I'm smiling/laughing through almost the whole video but: 8:10 TAKES THE CAKE!!! 😂
@BenT1620
@BenT1620 Ай бұрын
No ripping or tearing
@MichaelSmith-pt3ip
@MichaelSmith-pt3ip 2 ай бұрын
Is Tosh.0 still on, or is this a rerun?
@MeltedMase
@MeltedMase 2 ай бұрын
"Shes green, shes been eating fuckin double shit" that line always fucked me up
@amandaszymczak388
@amandaszymczak388 Ай бұрын
Terrible audio....still appreciate it tho 😂
@mingusog7036
@mingusog7036 Ай бұрын
The terrible audio is lowkey nostolgic, i remember like over a decade ago when youtubes app icon was still the old fashioned radio tv someone had these segments uploaded to youtube and it had the same terrible audio quality so watching it now is like a trip down memory lane
@alexmarsocci7187
@alexmarsocci7187 2 ай бұрын
Did he ever do a Serbian film? That would be some wicked stuff
@EugeneDiaz-d2d
@EugeneDiaz-d2d Ай бұрын
It's easy to see that b won being the only one alive, but lost in the end ," or ....middle???"😂🤪🤣😇🤮✋️🤔
@christapper-xl2pn
@christapper-xl2pn 2 ай бұрын
I hated that movie It was just sick and perverse It was so traumatic
@WCDavis-cl7si
@WCDavis-cl7si 4 күн бұрын
Liked, subbed, will stalk your channel soon. Going to hit another of yours on "Tiptoes" now--it's the top item on my right side list! Thanks again.
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