Totally real expert dating advice

[@brad1426]

Any time anyone advertises anything at all to me with something akin to “it’s time to level up IRL, gamer”, I immediately cringe the fuck out of my skin and stop listening lol As a person that loves playing video games I already know where the ad’s going.

[@bonghitsandheavyriffs]

if a man told me i needed to go to his house & get tied up to see how awesome he is, im immediately assuming he's going to eventually be telling me to put the lotion in the basket...

[@TamiC420]

The kinda guy who'd say "Id fuck me". Run. Run away as fast as u can😂😭😭

[@CharlieApples]

Every man who calls this shit out deserves a medal and a raise. Because women can say the exact same things, cite their sources, and win their cases in a court of law, and men still won’t believe them when they say it’s a problem.

[@sawyerk641]

As far as parasocial relationships go, I feel like Harland is the cool uncle I never had.

[@onyx_mango]

so real

[@eztli4044]

insane how these videos don't get more views... they're so insanely well made! keep it up

[@saml302]

"do you want me to fix it or just listen?" heartbreaking. the worst person you know just made a good point.

[@wondeboy12]

A stopped clock is right twice a day, talk as much as these grifters do they would have to get something right & most of them are parroting stuff they found from someone smarter then themselves.

[@averyeml]

It’s not a new take, he probably stole that off of any article that comes up when you google “what to do when that bitch starts yapping” or whatever

[@BobRoigr]

3:18 bro thinks he's, "the Elemental master of women".

[@MrBaskins2010]

honestly, the usual dating coaches look like you Mr. Harland. that homeless malone joke made my day

[@peterdanzig4544]

Homeless Malone 😂

[@Denymymadness]

lmaoooo you can't "yes, and" consent 😹 i know some wannabe comedians who needa hear that

[@ValeriaKarabelas]

Love your videos , so well said and insightful with a sense of humour that carries the day. Kudos . 👍🏽

[@Perpetually_on_fire]

My friend likes to give me updates on whats going on on her dating apps and the amount of men who actually try this with her is insane.

[@trina8255]

I wonder if the "copyright infringement" he's talking about is Jarvis Johnson's latest video about this guy, although his thumbnail has the $197 price tag too

[@thexandypants]

@@p-__ congratulations on all your success

[@peachy_lili]

@@p-__ nobody clicks on people's profiles when they see the same comment even twice, especially if it's the same on every video. you're just causing pollution, for why?

[@eminance8025]

I’ve consumed a lot of content about this loser in the past 48 hours (yes, my brain is now rotted). Even after all that, your video was really entertaining and you told me things i didn’t already know! I loved it, great work!!

[@z.s.7992]

22:45 I am also an addict, and I did punish myself frequently by working out really hard. Its amazing that we can do these things to ourselves.

[@teethgrinder83]

Yeah I've had addiction issues as well with heroin and although I can't say I punished myself by working out I certainly did feel like I deserved everything bad coming my way and being hurt (like self harm). Thankfully I was still well adjusted enough to not bring others down into my self destroying ways and got professional help instead and now have a far better understanding of why I felt and acted the ways I did towards myself, now I'm in a very happy relationship with someone and we love eachother very much but before that could happen I had to learn to love myself. Hope your keeping well btw, keep taking care 👍

[@z.s.7992]

@@teethgrinder83 Keep up the good work. Let me ask you a question. Did you believe there was anything anyone could call you, or refer to you as, that could make you feel worse than you already did about yourself in active use? Also, what was the moment that you realized you were ready?

[@teethgrinder83]

@@z.s.7992 thanks a lot, appreciate it. Yeah personally for me being called a "junkie" because it brings up so many negative connotations of someone not taking care of themselves (washing etc....), being a criminal-other than obviously buying illegal drugs lol-, like robbing people, mugging etc....and just generally being a scumbag whereas all through that time I managed to work (although I also got into a lot of credit card debt which I'm dealing with still), always tried to present myself as best as possible and didn't rob anyone and stuff. I mean I know there are plenty of people do that but I also know people like me who tried to keep their head above water and be a decent person despite it being extremely difficult. So yeah hearing people calling me that (I lived in a small area and so many people presumed they knew me but didn't actually know me, all they knew was I used) and so automatically lumped me with those negative things and that made me feel as though "what's the point" but I still barely kept myself together anyway. I still hate it when I hear people call others that word as it reinforces the awful feelings people already have and so I believe that's why many give up trying-or certainly contributes a lot to it. As for the moment I realised I was ready it wasn't a specific time as such it was just a gradual thing that I noticed I couldn't keep up barely getting sleep due to work and having to also make sure I'd bought enough to split into the amounts I'd need for the week without either giving up on life altogether or starting to go down a criminal route which is something I never wanted to do as well as my life never moving forwards, I felt like I was on a treadmill for 11-12yrs. Thankfully a clinic opened up in my area and I was able to get into the program not long after it opened and got professional help (I tried stopping myself but I needed someone professional to help me with my mindset as well ). Sorry for the long reply, I tried to keep it short but if I wanted to explain best as I could I needed to say all that haha hope it helped answer your questions though!

[@teethgrinder83]

@@z.s.7992 I just realised I can't seem to see the comment I left (its a pretty long one 😂) so apologies if it's gone for some reason, if you genuinely want an answer and my comment did disappear then I'll answer again but in a far more concise way lol

[@z.s.7992]

@@teethgrinder83 I just had a lot of commiseration with the feeling of deserving every bad thing that happened in my life. I just completely agreed and wanted to hear more.

[@blkrbbit]

Damn I didn't know rubbing my neck meant I was nervous. I just thought it was throat cancer 🤣🤣🤣

[@averyeml]

Silly, silly fool- trust the chinless goober, he’s clearly an expert. I’m sure your “doctor” or “medical results” would lead you to think it, but he’s an alpha and an expert in body language and how to mind control us women

[@Spoiledandsalty]

Actual woman here with a real life female brain! I’ve always thought men being a little shy is sweet.

[@Spoiledandsalty]

Also even aside from the fact that everyone has different ticks and behaviours, I promise you if I’ve had a blowout I’m all over my hair regardless of who I’m talking to

[@KrystalPancakes]

Watched both videos (this and Jarvis') and both are great! I hope you get to see his and that Jarvis sees yours! Great vid!!

[@bonghitsandheavyriffs]

the weird chad-ideals of these freaks is also hilarious to me, because most of my friends & i would much prefer a goofy nerd with a dadbod over .... whatever this is lmao

[@Spoiledandsalty]

Dad bods😍

[@hoedafone]

hit after hit

[@sir_ridley388]

If they're in alpha they've got a Long way to go to get their day 1 patch.

[@MrBaskins2010]

holy sht just realized at 15:08 he looks like the creepy dude from 2 Broke Girls

[@peterdanzig4544]

Oh my god the oil painting. This guy is nuts.

[@christinabeehive7714]

Do you remember that book The Game?

[@harlandspinks]

I initially went with Neil Strauss over Mystery, but Mystery has that big dumb hat that's visually way funnier

[@christinabeehive7714]

@@harlandspinks yes! That big dumb hat. He called it peacocking, right? How to get attention in order to flirt, start conversations or to have a prop use to play with girls. I thought the idea of wearing binoculars to a bar was a more interesting idea of peacocking. I think that was an idea from the book.

[@nataschavisser573]

There is a parody song about him called "The Sad Sad Alpha Man".

[@ameanasaur]

I was half expecting Asmoncoal over here to start giving WoW raid advice. The only advice he should be giving anyone is how to avoid a barber or a mirror...

[@pr0v0cative4pple]

DOOLITTLE MENTIONED DOOLITTLERS RISE UP

[@damianshawver7625]

Bro that shirt is fantastic! Where can I get one?

[@onyx_mango]

i loved the 30 minutes talking p00p about that guy. he deserves it. awesome video. take care everyone !!

[@NUFAN1313]

I'm not the kind of person that gets invested in the way I feel about defending content creators, EXCEPT for you, Nick, Paige, and Swoop. I passively watch Sloan and he doesn't really hold my attention. This just gave me a reason to unsubscribe to his channel. I don't want to support anyone that goes out of their way to step on people who seem genuinely nice to get ahead. Keep doing what you're doing, I really enjoy your content.

[@lunaccodesign]

Loving these essays. Not sure if you are also neurodivergent but I appreciate the weird rabbit holes you are providing. AND I'm commenting because you actually brought up the fact the alpha thing came from a study that was proven to be wrong and even the original author of that study came out saying he was wrong! No one ever talks about that!!! So thank you!

[@gabriellawaldi]

commenting for support 🎉

[@Victoriaisaway]

Another banger

[@commentmaster_666]

This channel is great.

[@sloan58]

Dude, are you in a basement ?

[@marks340]

Not a gambling man But...... Willing to bet everything i have on connor or whatever this guys name is.....never been laid, total virgin. Never been allotted a crumb of kitty

[@SkylerDK]

Okay, fine, I get it. I’ll subscribe. Gosh!

[@TomisaLami]

I love your video. Seems like you're a smart guy and you're actually kind of funny. But you gotta stop the quarter second hiccup fake laugh thing.