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[@failarmy]

What themed compilation do you want to see next?

[@The_Subscribers]

Factory

[@thepinapplefruit1216]

scary fails

[@ale210]

Cooking fails, meals drops fail

[@candystar9nl8z07]

Thanks you compilation :))

[@innesparamitha7313]

Scare cam

[@brycewalburn3926]

I feel like we could watch someone's leg being cut off and the caption would still be **No one was hurt**

[@jameschamberlin3926]

Yes in some of those crashes, GUARANTEED there were injuries

[@UnkownYoutuber286]

Failarmy fëll dòwñ I will rēplåçe him

[@mattpierson6206]

yeah but they have to type that to keep the youtube monitization

[@etherealaim]

@@jameschamberlin3926 such as? which crashes?

[@timhurst1813]

@@etherealaim the dude with the 4wheeler flipping on top of him definitely felt that

[@SisuGirl]

I feel horrible for laughing at the poor little boy coming down the slide like a pinball machine. Bless his heart! 😂

[@-CloClo-]

I feel horrible for repeating the clip several times.

[@garrettcarr8689]

@@-CloClo- yeah same

[@axlerestoration9556]

Yeah, crazy for the firstime funny slide like that 😁

[@13tr13]

Finally we know a reason…

[@jailcatjones3250]

Friction is a B word

[@j.w.3345]

Just love how shotgun to the face guy has a box full of empty beers close by. It explains a lot.

[@jeu3942]

Yeah hold my beer and watch this normally ends bad

[@fredpuntdroad8701]

Either that or he's in the Tiktok Brigade of the Russian army... ;-)

[@davidravenscroft1641]

Never know,the hit in the head might have created a new brain cell lol.

[@Fauxknight]

Did not notice that at first go, mixing alcohol and guns here in the states is quite illegal.

[@LateralTwitlerLT]

I love how - even if stoned - I can clearly see the shotgun doesn't hit him in the face. How you and 64 others see something that's not there is anyone's guess, but if we ever get to know the reason, then I'm sure it'd explain a lot.

[@noampitlik2332]

If you make a "Someone was hurt" compilation, we promise to behave like adults.

[@itsjeninMass]

🤣🤣🤣

[@maddyb3571]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@c2757]

You speak for yourself. Being a really nasty piece of work, I promise to laugh like a drain.

[@micdoj4412]

Poor guy in the last clip forever immortalized as the guy who wet his pants before failing to catch his friend.

[@broder4370]

I didn’t see that until you pointed it out 😂

[@TK-ui2th]

oooohohoho that is unfortunate 🤣

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

Wait. Are..... Are those pants supposed to be like that? If so, weird pants.

[@twilightsparkle75]

@@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 if they are then the person who gets and wears them deserves to have people believe they done pissed themselves XD

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

@@twilightsparkle75 lol. Yep.

[@Ja50nkAt]

The way the father laughed when he threw the ball out in the yard for the dog full knowing his daughter was about to try and somersault, diabolical.

[@vivifruit]

Dad energy

[@davidmmuench]

_Jetliner explodes and falls from 30,000 feet_ FailArmy: No one was hurt

[@reganator5000]

the weird thing was adding it over the rally clip, where the driver immediately checks that in the actual video

[@peterclarke7240]

You can't get hurt if you're already dead.

[@acenterprices]

My wife passed today at 1pm mountain time. She loved your show. Thank you for all you do.

[@CaptainFoufeu]

My deepest condolences for the untimely loss of your beautiful, beloved wife. May she rest in peace. You have my prayers.

[@lindaedvardsson4218]

🥺❤️🙏🏼

[@dot7084]

Words don't help much but I'm so sorry for your loss. Im 21 and I lost my mom recently and it's really hard. Don't think about what you could have done because that just leads to an endless cycle of toxic thought. Just know that she is at peace.

[@flowergirl4612]

Sorry to hear about your wife. Much love and many blessings to come.

[@Me_Is_Gecko]

So sorry for your loss, but when I lose family I don’t dwell on what I could have done I remember them by doing things or watching things that they loved to do, it helps keep the memories alive and strong.

[@Em-mg2vm]

I love how calm those guys were after that crash.

[@UnkownYoutuber286]

Failarmy fëll dòwñ I will rēplåçe him

[@jeremiahhester6408]

I love that camera shot.

[@pg9193]

meanwhile in the next shot, a bird flies near two girls who lose their minds and panic-run inside whilst dropping their precious iphones

[@m3athful]

@@pg9193 ج٨

[@kx1260]

When you've been in crashes or crashed before usually I just relax as there's nothing I can do to stop it

[@pretendtobenormal8064]

0:41 Apparently the hangover is also affecting proper usage of affect vs effect.

[@UnkownYoutuber286]

Failarmy fëll dòwñ I will rēplåçe him

[@jayasmrmore3687]

Yup

[@GiveMeBass93]

Case in point?

[@jayasmrmore3687]

@@GiveMeBass93 meaning?

[@GiveMeBass93]

@@jayasmrmore3687 it proves the entire point of the video clip. It's irony

[@mrbushi1062]

I cant express how much I've laughed and rewatched kid going down the slide. That shit is hilarious 😂

[@UnkownYoutuber286]

Failarmy fëll dòwñ I will rēplåçe him

[@sugarrose8640]

Same!! I don't usually laugh at kids being hurt."Sit up straight" proceeds to lay down. I laughed like a lunatic🤣🤣🤣

[@angry519]

Makes me question his IQ level. Not normal.

[@cristiangdc618]

@@angry519 I totally agree. I’ve watched that clip a gazillion times and he’s definitely doing that on purpose. I bet he has a psychiatric condition.

[@angry519]

@@cristiangdc618 probably does it all day and mum just videos and laughs.

[@followme8238]

“Everything is ok with me” I need to practice that in case I’m ever in a wreck

[@UnkownYoutuber286]

Failarmy fëll dòwñ I will rēplåçe him

[@jeremiahhester6408]

They're so calm. XD

[@G-force_Motorsport]

Probably because it' the 10th time something of the sort has happened! 😄

[@jeremiahhester6408]

@@G-force_Motorsport Yeah maybe. XD

[@nasirnasir5566]

nice

[@Pizzpott]

The passenger falling off the back of the quad in the bog....had me in stiches for ages that one...

[@UnkownYoutuber286]

Failarmy fëll dòwñ I will rēplåçe him

[@user-ed4dn2cj1t]

☎ᴛᵉˣţ𝄍✉𝑾𝒉𝔮ᴛᵗ𝑠𝑨𝑝𝑝 ✚𝟏𝟐𝟑𝟒𝟐𝟒𝟗𝟔𝟔𝟐𝟎✔ ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅɪɴɢ ʙᴛᴄ/ᴇᴛʜ ɪɴᴠᴇsᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪᴅᴇᴀs👌

[@blyatman9936]

The way his friend grabbed the jacket and tried to pull him up 😂

[@nasirnasir5566]

top

[@soljagirl22]

0:46 that poor little guy, but also 🤣

[@mikemcconeghy4658]

Imagine the conversation among the demolition crew after that partial building collapse.

[@allredcars]

The poor dog just accepted his fate

[@geoculus5606]

I feel like someone there could have tried to help him, but alas...

[@ScottiStudios]

7:47 thought the guy had peed himself 🤣

[@darrellgrant7615]

Footage from French execution by guillotine… *NO ONE WAS HURT*

[@db4life925]

0:15: when you have to be at work by 8 and you forget to set your alarm

[@SaharaColeman]

Lmfaooo the way the dog just went back in 🤣

[@Barny9075]

In the first clip, the guys laugh killed me

[@UnkownYoutuber286]

Failarmy fëll dòwñ I will rēplåçe him

[@andrefigueiredo4805]

Sounded like a chicken or something

[@oarsteed]

Always appreciate the "Hahahaha" captions when someone laughs at another's misfortune. Very helpful.

[@UnkownYoutuber286]

Failarmy fëll dòwñ I will rēplåçe him

[@philen]

😂😂

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

I'll bet that rear ender at 1:45 was some kind of medical emergency. It almost looks as if the driver slumped over.

[@UnkownYoutuber286]

Failarmy fëll dòwñ I will rēplåçe him

[@scc6454]

I thought it was a driverless car malfunction.

[@billsmith281]

He was looking for his glasses in the glove box 🤣

[@vomm]

Even if the driver became unconscious, this is no reason to rear-end the car in front.

[@vcokltfre]

@@vomm That's a joke, right?

[@joshuawheeler5309]

Fail Army: Literally shows someone get brutally reduced to atoms. Caption: No one was hurt.

[@edo_moya]

Watching someone fail completely while filming with one hand and doing something with the other is the best feeling.

[@user-ed4dn2cj1t]

▪️Thanks for commenting, make a note to William Gray regarding BTC/ETH investment ideas..

[@donnadoyle6939]

That boy coming down the slide! I laughed out loud because I think all can relate. 😂😂❤️

[@reborno-o4498]

Guy sets the workplace on fire and is like ''no biggie, anyways what's for lunch''?

[@radgurke]

i love the reactions of the ringer in the video😂

[@charlyl.abarca4960]

05:05 yeah, I worked on a cruise liner for 2 years and I can say without a doubt that the guest entertainers are not always the best lol

[@epicpuppyman5562]

"We only hire the best, and brightest!"

[@peterjohn8625]

I find it difficult to believe ' nobody was hurt ' in those clips, lol.

[@malcolmgeldmacher4998]

Right!? I feel like they just put that on there to avoid getting in trouble with KZbin. And people definitely get hurt in them. Maybe not seriously injured, but there’s no way nobody was hurt at all.

[@korados5146]

@@malcolmgeldmacher4998 In some previous videos, they showed accidents where people actually died. They don't care about what they show. I wish they would show more fails that aren't in possibly fatal situations.

[@malcolmgeldmacher4998]

@@korados5146 completely agree! When people get badly hurt, it’s not fun to watch anymore. Like when they show people hitting trees while skiing or biking. Hitting trees is no joke and there are people who die from that.

[@etherealaim]

which ones?

[@peterjohn8625]

@@etherealaim Most of them 😄😄, specifically the ones that say ' nobody was hurt '.

[@Blindz9015]

6:34 Poor dude, running from the "cops", almost had a heart attack LOL! It would be funnier if an actual cop tagged along thinking his "partner" needed help with the liter bike LMAO

[@maltehagedorn4360]

i think it is forbidden to "play" a cop....WHAT AN IDIOT

[@cbbees1468]

"He who does not prepare for the recoil of 12 GA will recoil in pain." -Sun Tzu

[@UnkownYoutuber286]

Failarmy fëll dòwñ I will rēplåçe him

[@kristopherryanwatson]

that guy was just a f*cking idiot to even think about trying to do that. he's not an action movie star.

[@JoeWaylo]

I was expecting "Totally Totaled" to be a series of vehicles destroyed though. 15 best destroyed vehicle incidents.

[@truhartwood3170]

I feel sorry for No One, they got hurt in almost every clip. 😢 Definitely steer clear of them, they're beyond a walking disaster! 😕

[@FranciscoGonzalez-ji5ie]

That Joseph clip had me dying, funny shit! Hahahah

[@randolfo1265]

1:07 - Amazing how the dog knew right where she would be at the precise second!

[@kevinr5953]

Why do dogs do that? Just wondering I love dogs but I don’t understand lol

[@ProTrading6]

😂😂😂😂 that gun shot in the first scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jmzthree]

That plant knocked out his man bun hahahaha

[@kevarmilligan2603]

😂😂😂 Joseph had me dieing

[@youboialex5043]

Hey fail army I have been watching your videos from 2019 😃 I just want to say that this video was fun and entertaining I enjoyed it

[@Nines_Rodriguez]

0:46 = Me when I try to achieve a life goal...

[@TheModelOmega]

That poor kid on the slide had me dying. lmao

[@kurtkaster5666]

Constantly being reassured that "nobody was hurt" makes me feel like a child. Not in a good way. Booooooo.

[@yoogeknutz]

Kid on the slide had me crying!

[@Scoupe400]

There’s something about a barbers chair that I nearly fall asleep every time.

[@SpikeXtreme]

1:21 that Guy looks like John Candy 's character in Planes,Trains and Automobiles.

[@Foxhunter_DE]

"No one was hurt" is one of the most lies FailArmy is telling you. From several clips we know that there were very bad injuries, but they still keep saying that to don't get any trouble with KZbin. Thats kinda rude and shows that FailArmy tries everything to earn some cents...

[@toshiroyamada2443]

A couple clips I've seen over the years on this channel have been fatalities. Yet they show them as though you're meant to laugh

[@philen]

4:42 ”ok girl up, you’re a professional!”

[@filkek09]

the one with the hamster was so funny

[@anthonyfell77]

0:25 putting a life jacket on a labrador is like putting a woolly hat on a penguin, cute, but unnecessary...

[@R3nnyboo]

Why my mans go down the slide like that tho 😭😂🤭

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Thanks a lot, Gary and Tony.

[@chazluckey]

5:44 for the win! Not a fail at all.

[@SWog617]

2:55...I've never seen a fall undo a man-bun like that. Thank you, gravity.

[@itsjeninMass]

I like that you guys post a comment letting us know that no one was hurt for some of these, because some of them look BRUTAL.

[@thomasbrovont4114]

0:46 I laughed way to hard at this.

[@elcanaldelaschocobazcas3234]

hahahah the pinball kid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aselene8890]

It's always Gary and Tony, everytime

[@strobe9]

0:46 guaranteed reading problems lol

[@kirintodo6610]

Some times horses are the perfect animals. "i should jump over it ? Hell No, get off my Back" 🤣

[@lachysteele3329]

Watching other people fail makes me feel better about my life.

[@EBTS-3]

* Can make me laugh

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

Trying to fire off two shot guns. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

[@princequestly2218]

1:00 girl feeds rabbit hair, rabbit eats hair, girl is surprised. What did she think it doing with it. It’s mouth was chewing did she think it was play eating her hair. 😂😂

[@tiefeinatmentiefausatmen4246]

"Try to sit up straight." Bam* Dang* Wram* Zap* Pow*

[@darkheartrjdyosn6345]

1st clip...how did Noodlearms have that much confidence he could barely hold them up n he legit thought it was going to go well.

[@geehammer1511]

Alcohol, makes men think they can do anything.

[@Fedkek]

0:46 i laughed way too much 😂

[@rambozo_fpv176]

3:00 the real fail is all that poison ivy taking over the porch.

[@evannationarmy7769]

How do you know it’s poison ivy?

[@jedi36mindtricks]

Looks like Virginia creeper. Definitely not poison ivy/oak. This plant on the porch has five leaves.

[@josh474]

Holy moly Jerome “the bus” Bettis ran that gi…. I mean the german shepard mowed that girl over hahahah!!! No mercy

[@alecday3775]

6:18 Oh you gotta love the Half-Assed Demolition Crew. They've been doing things half-assed since 1959!!!!

[@razorshark9320]

2:14 same thing happened to me once. These videos can be funny, but can be painful.

[@pettifoggingpharisee]

1:08 Give that GSD a Scooby Snack.

[@lowkeysoundsystem6174]

6:53 At least he nailed the bottle flip.

[@anonymousn1nja]

that last dude definitely pissed his pants

[@amardemirovic2226]

0:02 that is gonna hurt 😆

[@MightyLittle1]

5:22 The second 'Scorpion' I've seen today lol.

[@DrewAshandLil]

Holy crap! That kid going down the slide was hilarious!!

[@masondegaulle5731]

Super handy from an engineering perspective; now when someone asks me to demonstrate harmonic reciprocation I'll just send them that clip. 😂

[@clawsoon]

@@masondegaulle5731 That clip gave me Tacoma Narrows Bridge vibes, though I'm not sure if it was exactly the same engineering concept.

[@MiguelLopez-kt7hv]

The first vid... Lemme show my friends I gotta big cooo....mini Winnie 🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@peytongrauberger3768]

I love how after the hotel falls u see everyone is recording. EVERY. body.

[@chrisgoffe5048]

..that poor kid on the slide is funniest thing i have seen for a while

[@SAMLives]

Hahaha so much funny for some clip but so scary for some videos

[@bettyschneider5268]

So the Rabbit just eats the girls hair! Lol 😂 🐰💇🏻🐇🙇🙍🙅

[@lemengyang338]

I'm sure nobody missed the swamp ass guy helping the biker at the end lol. That's a fail

[@aycccc]

3:02 what did he expect lmao

[@TornSparrow1974]

I can't get enough of this channel! Thanks for the vid. :o)

[@UnkownYoutuber286]

Failarmy fëll dòwñ I will rēplåçe him

[@AlphaOmegaEntertainment1986]

I love how y'all say no one was hurt, what about the damn cars that we're hurt? lol

[@Recklessneo]

First clip could've made a Darwin award. Ha ha my buddy shot 2 shotguns what if he hit that trigger one more time. Also alcohol and guns don't mix to make a good ending.

[@mrbeeoutdoors3213]

0:27 yeh that's unforgivable... that doggo looked for help and all humans sat back... If you ever find yourselves hanging from a ledge, don't be surprised if Rovers gives your fingers a little nibble! 🤣

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

I thought it was pretty funny

[@mrbeeoutdoors3213]

@@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 watch your back then...doggo will seek revenge!

[@JG-fe1gx]

I thought that was pretty messed up too, poor dog

[@davebeveridge3314]

I always fall asleep when I’m getting a haircut

[@ifyousayso9906]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...love it.

[@RaptorJesus.]

1:46 [text comes through] "my dad isn't home tonight, wanna come over?"

[@daveedmundstown6372]

No one was hurt, but I think some pride was injured! 😂

[@wiseoldman649]

"No one was hurt" They were just killed.😁🤣🤣😮

[@BlackBeard_0930]

0:14 Me when I get my drivers lisence

[@shambo9391]

Little black kid got effed up lmfao little braids seemed to provide some cushion tho 🤣

[@jonhylow1239]

4:16 man thats so funny. 5:16 oh man 6:59 lol

[@sportsbeam6968]

Bro the guys on the slide went “how to get a headache in 1 min”

[@jimmorrison8370]

0:37 the sound of someone literally being murdered

[@kevp9601]

I Love Epic Fails on KZbin

[@scrappydoo7887]

5:22 me after a night out