I would like to give special thanks to Mokou and Wriggle for actually kicking the ball at the goal and not even destroying anything beforehand.
@juliusbelmont80947 жыл бұрын
Ran too
@FluffyOfTheMoon6 жыл бұрын
You forgot about Ran.
@chronosanaki51746 жыл бұрын
Quotes from Rinnosuke
@michaelnguyen57625 жыл бұрын
Count reimu and remilia in on that too
@zulephizus12123 жыл бұрын
and Tewi
@CooHaa13510 жыл бұрын
Err... Youmu... I don't think cutting the moon is needed to kick the ball....
@glyphayeltalseek78219 жыл бұрын
Coo haa You obviously haven't played Disgaea. Wait, no need to go that far. Inazuma Eleven is a closer example to what I mean.
@chronosanaki51746 жыл бұрын
Agreed, this isn't fucking MEGATON PUNCH from Kirby's Super Star on SNES. This is soccer. On a side note I'll hand it to them, this was WAAAAYYY more fun to play than Mega Man Soccer!
@xyndraxyndra96455 жыл бұрын
It's called winding up and demonstrating how much power is going into the slash (and it'd be lying if it DIDN'T cut the moon)
@johnjoh20345 жыл бұрын
You clearly havent learned how to play soccer. Long story short, cutting the moon is very nevessary.
@ZenoDLC4 жыл бұрын
She's sharpening the blade with moonstone
@askas96279 жыл бұрын
And yet the ball still survives
@mrbabbles59897 жыл бұрын
Its a ghost ball. That means it cant be harmed.
@revaryk68687 жыл бұрын
All hail the ghost ball. It is the true hero of this game.
@kabanfriends57643 жыл бұрын
b a l l
@cosmix44603 жыл бұрын
it's the yin yang ball in disguise
@Doshoki2 жыл бұрын
The number 9 ball is eternal
@koterion8 жыл бұрын
The whole Lunar Capital's probably chasing after Youmu now. She's so doomed.
@ochithekiter45137 жыл бұрын
Youmu: *welp* Junko *welp*
@Mr._Sherwood6 жыл бұрын
I, uhh, don't think they dare leave the capital with a murderous spirit roaming the surrounding space.
@22dolls195 жыл бұрын
Nyanko - Chan They'll just keep her for 1000 years until that bottle of sake is finished, I guess. Nothing too bad.
@Aaa-vp6ug8 ай бұрын
The moon would reform, but that doesn’t mean the collateral wouldn’t have magically gone away
@Kira-rn9fl Жыл бұрын
lmao they’re so absurd, and then there’s the little fanfare at the end. Like Eiki literally opens up the gates of hell and bombards everything with lasers, and you got rinnosuke in the corner like “good job!”
@mindlessgonzo8 жыл бұрын
Mario Soccer, eat your heart out.
@tonick2208 Жыл бұрын
Its absolutely amazing to me how the most creative iteration of Sakuya's "Killer Doll" I've seen comes from a touhou football game
@Vainglory100 Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@UltimateLink110 жыл бұрын
I now know what weapon I should fight Youmu with. The frikken invincible soccer ball
@Mr._Sherwood6 жыл бұрын
'There's almost nothing this cannot cut!' ...the ball, of course, being one of those un-cut-able things.
@loaduscoolclipz5505 Жыл бұрын
this game is literally the equivalent of those crazy ass soccer thumbnails
@dapperparraper8605 жыл бұрын
5:37 "about 11 times, I usually play American football"
@Aaa-vp6ug8 ай бұрын
It’s funny how it’s more like Rugby than the kind of Football that’s also Soccer.
@tenryuu8 жыл бұрын
1:50, 7:00, and 9:00 are the only super shots that actually uses feet to hit the ball here.
@52catsinatrenchcoat3 жыл бұрын
What about 4:32?
@zulephizus12123 жыл бұрын
4:34 and 4:49 for Tewi
@Bubblesonaplate3 жыл бұрын
5:36
@KnightK51 Жыл бұрын
I think reimu kicks it too
@--PhamMinh3 жыл бұрын
3:41 Yuuka’s expression is the cutest thing I’ve seen today 😙
@Danomnomnom12 жыл бұрын
Shikieiki: You all play a little too unfairly... Now repent!!! Oh, and raising a courtroom from the middle of the pitch isn't unfairly? Riiiiiiiiight.
@Aaa-vp6ug8 ай бұрын
Yep, this confirms it, this is where “Eiki=Hypocrite” thing came from. I’m only half-complaining, it’s funny as hell.
@Sirlanceloth13 жыл бұрын
I only just now noticed that when Yuuka does the Dual Spark one copy is wearing her PC98 outfit
@Roosauec5 жыл бұрын
This is the most intense game of soccer I've ever bore witness to.
@Aaa-vp6ug8 ай бұрын
Games
@Mr._Sherwood6 жыл бұрын
Just a game of football, they said... Nothing'll explode, they said...
@downsouth4203 жыл бұрын
I love Youmu’s shot. She cuts the freaking moon in half so the next scene is pitch black.
@trantuan977011 жыл бұрын
Reimu Fantasy Seal (Drive Shot) Fantasy Heaven (Cyclone Shot) Fantasy Seal -Blink- (Drive Bicycle Shot) Marisa Master Spark (Tiger shot) Sakuya Killing Doll (Eagle Shot) Yuyuko Total Recollection (Zagalo Shot) Remilia Master of Red Sun (Mirage Shot) Chen Soaring Guardian (Buster Shot) Ran Shikigami Heaven (Strong Buster Shot)
@lrc38475 жыл бұрын
Isn't Flandre being Stratto's Megalozone Shot?
@CirnoTheStrongestBaka2 жыл бұрын
2:55 this made me laugh for absolutely no reason 😂
@TheDarkMewtwo996 Жыл бұрын
The strongest being in Gensokyo is that damn ball lmao
@Aaa-vp6ug8 ай бұрын
*Thing
@TheDarkMewtwo9968 ай бұрын
@@Aaa-vp6ug I know what I said, prick.
@okguy1676 жыл бұрын
6:44 as a fan of Onmyou Taisenki, I approve of this reference! Coincidentally, I wouldn't mind a crossover between Onmyou Taisenki and Touhou... might fit well.
@13gamerbullet10 жыл бұрын
8:08 OBJECTION OVERRULED
@ankouemo15 жыл бұрын
1:10 SHE LOOKS *PISSED.*
@feles_cat10 жыл бұрын
Touhou Logic = legal epic shot is not using feet to kick the ball, Youmu: Paschal Moon-Reflecting Satellite Slash = can cut the moon but not the ball, Shikieiki: Last Judgement = you play unfairly.... yeah letting out lots of balls is fair dont you think
@judgenolan12688 жыл бұрын
lmao the way they run is hilarious XD
@okuu_utsuho Жыл бұрын
Seriously Youmu? Do you need to cut the moon in half just to score? Now the Lunarians are attacking earth! Thanks Youmu.
@hade81124 жыл бұрын
epic captain tsubasa reference
@Xidphel11 жыл бұрын
Did Wriggle just rider kick the ball?
@Doshoki2 жыл бұрын
A random citizen in the lunar capital. “What’s that flying towards the capit- OH MY GOD WE’RE BEING ATTACK” mass pandemonium ensues
@bryceh599 жыл бұрын
2:16 Except maybe the ball...
@SuikaIbuki42710 жыл бұрын
The most illegal spells include Paschal Moon Reflecting Satellite Slash (Including slashing the moon).
@Doshoki2 жыл бұрын
7:24 Komachi:あなたもう死んでいる。。。 Soccer ball: なに?!?!
@markermage12 жыл бұрын
And Ran split it in half with her foot at 7:03. Even if those two halves went back together right afterward, that feat of feet has to count for something.
@mariaeveille49619 жыл бұрын
Are physics a thing in this universe
@Eradrazil9 жыл бұрын
Maria Eveille Only when they feel like it.
@Shikieiki6358 жыл бұрын
lol Youkai don't need physics, friendo
@pwanchi097 жыл бұрын
Maria Eveille you are trying to apply common sense to gensokyo and its inhabitants. common sense doesn't work here.
@Mr._Sherwood6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, but common sense sure as hell isn't.
@okguy1676 жыл бұрын
No, not really
@falihsaukhan53654 жыл бұрын
Touhou soccer > Fifa/pes 2020 Change my mind
@jefthereaper11 жыл бұрын
lol yeah i know, its why i started following most of touhou (mainly after utsuho and Reisen) mainly the 2 characters i like most, Reisen for the ability to manipulate waves and insanity. And Utsuho simply for her ability to utterly nuke anything in her path XD
@Lazysquire22936 жыл бұрын
That is a very sturdy ass ball for it to not get destroyed with all these attacks.
@moriminoriko26175 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ komachi
@MousLS256 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the Inazuma Eleven cast even handle all of this...
@levine_10883 жыл бұрын
I think Endo may be possible to stop Mima's Twilight Spark with Majin Great Armed God Hand V
@Aaa-vp6ug8 ай бұрын
@@levine_1088why do they even have that?
@elysium81316 жыл бұрын
what is this artstyle are these danganronpa executions without death
@usashii19744 жыл бұрын
Me: Hmmm I go to sleep (3:29am) KZbin algorithm: *hey*
@Rhayader_122 жыл бұрын
MARADONAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@cuddlebug96993 жыл бұрын
Inazuma Eleven be like:
@ThighconOfSin12 жыл бұрын
Youmu, was it necessary to slice the moon in half?
@kirby24216 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of Mario Strikers Charged....Except 100% more serious XD
@tonick22084 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I love the killer doll animation
@pancakeoverlord18862 жыл бұрын
The most durable ball in gensokyo
@ThugHuntersOfficial2 жыл бұрын
Cool vid
@ShadowDariusEX2 жыл бұрын
Fantasy Seal - Drive Shot Master Spark - Hyuuga's Tiger Shot Killing Doll - Matsuyama's Eagle Shot Total Recollection - Sidewinder Shot Fantasy Seal: Blink - Drive Bicycle Kick Master of Red Sun - Mirage Shot Shikigami Heaven - Banana Shot
@luxiwayfarer3693 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, Killing Doll definitively looks sick
@Cementalman200 Жыл бұрын
Fifa Qatar 2022 in a nutshell
@NightmareInsanity11111 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Cirno, and Suwako got me interested in Touhou from the start. That's when I really started getting into Touhou. Then I learned of Miko, Tenshi, and Shikieiki who became my top 3 favorite characters. I fell in love with the fantasy world of Gensokyo. It's such an interesting world. Sure it's not exactly a paradise for humans since Gensokyo is a world filled with demons, gods, and fantasy creatures, but it's better than this grey dying world we live in. I only wish... ~sigh~
@combativeThinker2 жыл бұрын
You kidding? Those apparitions and phantasms require the fear, faith, and love of humans to live. Most humans are tenderly cherished by the denizens of Gensokyo.
@SerpentYoukai Жыл бұрын
@@combativeThinker Hey, at least I’d know I’d mostly be safe because youkai require our fear and because of that, they don’t come and devour them
@TsukiZer04 жыл бұрын
Tewi: "umad bro?"
@amalaysian15144 жыл бұрын
I need to get myself one of those unbreakable soccer balls
@NightmareInsanity11111 жыл бұрын
Easier said then done. Eirin won't just give someone something as powerful as the Hourai Elixir to just anyone. Even then, one of the ingredients of the Hourai Elixir is Kaguya's (The princess of the moon) manipulation over eternity, and she's no push over. She fights with Mokou (Another consumer of the Hourai Elixir), and she has the power of a phoenix. You should really read this stuff up on the Touhou wiki. Each character has a very interesting story to them. All so very interesting!
@Aaa-vp6ug8 ай бұрын
I think you put this in the wrong comment section, where did you mean to put this, by the way?
@bcdeidarauno12 жыл бұрын
The Soccer Ball is the Most Powerful Thing In Gensoukyou.
@notletiuldawg2 жыл бұрын
What people think about brazilian touhou fans
@game84cube2 жыл бұрын
That is the toughest soccer ball I've ever seen
@Devilcakes3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for these UNNAMED Sub-Character United.
@NightmareInsanity11111 жыл бұрын
Makes the user of the Hourai Elixir immortal.
@talshou4 жыл бұрын
hahaha ronaldinho soser.
@circonengie85618 ай бұрын
I love how is simply Super Striker II
@david701912 жыл бұрын
HOW DOESN'T THE BALL GET EVEN POPPED THROUGH ALL THIS?
@Aaa-vp6ug8 ай бұрын
It’s literally built different
@EinManU4 жыл бұрын
shiki is busted in this game XD
@thecarrshow393412 жыл бұрын
omg youmu killed eirin when she sliced the moon in half R.I.P.
@tachi60007 жыл бұрын
*a scattered hail of balls*
@TheSignOfTheX Жыл бұрын
Fantasy seal: Tsubasa Drive shot Master spark: Hyuga Tiger shot Killer doll: Matsuyama Eagle shot Total Reconciliation: Kapelloman Sidewind Shot Fantasy seal blink: Tsubasa Drive Overhead shot Master of red sun: Carlos Santana Mirage shot Shikigami Heaven: Riverio/Santamaria Banana Shot
@DouglasStewart996 жыл бұрын
5:37 Was that a freaking Jojo reference from Remilla?
@tk_the_onion5 жыл бұрын
In EOSD itself, she makes the same reference. The entire touhou series has plenty of JJBA references scattered about, you just *have to play them* to find most of them easily.
@DouglasStewart995 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I know ZUN's a hardcore Jojo fan. Heck Yuugi is basically rule 63 oni Jonathan Joestar.
@tk_the_onion5 жыл бұрын
@@DouglasStewart99 yeahp, that was a confirmed reference for sure. *zun is the best*
@combativeThinker2 жыл бұрын
I am convinced Remilia hired Sakuya just to become a living JoJo reference.
@Manonthe3up11 жыл бұрын
The entertaining kind.
@cannonfodder40007 жыл бұрын
5:50 Such a wasted opportunity, Remilia should have made a reversed cross appear. She is the Scarlet _Devil_ after all. Maybe they dont know what a reverse cross is in japan
@kyactus20467 жыл бұрын
yeah... it's a religious simbol.
@Lucy_the_droxin3 жыл бұрын
Oh man this mus be the undrestorwable ball
@LastRemote946 жыл бұрын
Dat-Soccer-Ball is Unbreakable
@chara34695 жыл бұрын
Reimu is not Crash
@jefthereaper11 жыл бұрын
lol still need to get to that part, i still dont know too much about all characters exept that there are possibly 2 little girls that are vampires, a strange girl with a eye (third eye or something) and a large lack of male characters XD
@Yggi_the_tree12 жыл бұрын
@david7019 its a extrem touhou multi ball with titan xenon and coolness B-D
@saulgerardo3723 жыл бұрын
Kokachi and youmu were flexing
@jefthereaper11 жыл бұрын
starting to wonder what kind of indestructible material the ball is made off XD
@motherhors70363 жыл бұрын
Featherless and bipedal. This is touhou
@TsukiZer07 жыл бұрын
FOUL! She kicked the ball!
@Mark-tq7bf3 жыл бұрын
5:36 7:00 and 9:00 as Hilarious as it may sound they do look like Inazuma Eleven techniques
@monchete99342 жыл бұрын
Tewi's shot is pretty much Bouncer Rabbit
@Mark-tq7bf2 жыл бұрын
@@monchete9934 Yep You are right. At least the way the ball goes around is from Bounce Rabbit
@GetterBane2 жыл бұрын
Mokou shot is also one from Inazuma eleven, a more op version of it and Alice's shot is just reflect buster but with dolls
@Itadatimasu11 жыл бұрын
so wait...ran is the only one who can break the ball...but then it repairs itself?
@lazydelibird2 жыл бұрын
Sakuya's killing doll somehow reminded me of Pitou from HxH.
@chonkassSM64 Жыл бұрын
This makes me want to see an Inazuma Eleven x Touhou fangame of some sorts ngl
@jefthereaper11 жыл бұрын
... ... well thats easy, become a alchemist and make sure you always have about 20 of those things with you XD
@MysticalUnicorn311 жыл бұрын
I think the real wonder is how the net doesn't break..
@MysticalUnicorn311 жыл бұрын
And I mean the whole net. xD
@DKillroy66612 жыл бұрын
IAMP? XD I see what you did here? :P
@NightmareInsanity11111 жыл бұрын
It would be quite useful, but the only one who knows how to make the Hourai Elixir is a Lunarian nurse who has also tasted the elixir. She is quite strong, and immortal, so there is no way of ever getting the recipe from her. Her name is Eirin Yagokoro.
@Aaa-vp6ug8 ай бұрын
You sure this is the right comment section?
@captaindoesyoutube79253 жыл бұрын
Mario Strikers Charged but it’s Danmaku
@destroyerwill61227 жыл бұрын
WHAT MATERIAL IS THAT BALL MADE OF, LIKE HOLY CRAP!
@bluerubberducky30282 жыл бұрын
Plot armor
@Youhadabadday20212 жыл бұрын
I mean, Gensokyo has people shooting shit at each other every day, so everything is probably enchanted with some sort of spell that keeps the environment unharmed from the bullets for the most part.
@lotus20856 Жыл бұрын
SEIGUN GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOO EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOO EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOO SEIGUN GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOO
@Lumbum2112 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for the soccer ball
@Aaa-vp6ug8 ай бұрын
Wonder if you can even play and win one match while following the rules…
@fafdsfr12 жыл бұрын
It was imbued with Hourai Elixer?
@Psyk0h4 жыл бұрын
*what is that ball made out of?*
@user-nx2qq5ds7t Жыл бұрын
Let's play football! WORLD CUP WORLD CUP WORLD CUP WORLD CUP
@KomoIndo2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the goalkeeper
@juanokug4 Жыл бұрын
Did... Did Youmu cut the moon in half?? .... Wonder how the lunarians feel about that. Ok but fr what is that ball MADE OF
@ClarkovJ.S.2 жыл бұрын
Touhou Soccer seems to basically be Inazuma Eleven before Inazuma Eleven actually happened.
@teo_heel9 ай бұрын
It's just Captain Tsubasa 3 based fan game. Another japanese manga about soccer turned into the game series.
@ClarkovJ.S.9 ай бұрын
Captain Tsubasa... why am I not surprised.
@immortalwarrior26953 жыл бұрын
Only Inazuma eleven can survive that kind of bullshit shot. Let's be honest
@fumodrip30173 жыл бұрын
Lol is funny the sword of youmo can cut every sigle thing but cant cut a dem ball
@lazydelibird2 жыл бұрын
This is why she said the things her roukanken can cut are *close* to none.