Touhou Soccer 2 Shots (Part 1)

[@Z2Wolf]

I would like to give special thanks to Mokou and Wriggle for actually kicking the ball at the goal and not even destroying anything beforehand.

[@juliusbelmont8094]

Ran too

[@FluffyOfTheMoon]

You forgot about Ran.

[@chronosanaki5174]

Quotes from Rinnosuke

[@michaelnguyen5762]

Count reimu and remilia in on that too

[@zulephizus1212]

and Tewi

[@Kira-rn9fl]

lmao they’re so absurd, and then there’s the little fanfare at the end. Like Eiki literally opens up the gates of hell and bombards everything with lasers, and you got rinnosuke in the corner like “good job!”

[@tonick2208]

Its absolutely amazing to me how the most creative iteration of Sakuya's "Killer Doll" I've seen comes from a touhou football game

[@Vainglory100]

Ikr

[@CooHaa135]

Err... Youmu... I don't think cutting the moon is needed to kick the ball....

[@glyphayeltalseek7821]

Coo haa You obviously haven't played Disgaea. Wait, no need to go that far. Inazuma Eleven is a closer example to what I mean.

[@chronosanaki5174]

Agreed, this isn't fucking MEGATON PUNCH from Kirby's Super Star on SNES. This is soccer. On a side note I'll hand it to them, this was WAAAAYYY more fun to play than Mega Man Soccer!

[@xyndraxyndra9645]

It's called winding up and demonstrating how much power is going into the slash (and it'd be lying if it DIDN'T cut the moon)

[@johnjoh2034]

You clearly havent learned how to play soccer. Long story short, cutting the moon is very nevessary.

[@ZenoDLC]

She's sharpening the blade with moonstone

[@askas9627]

And yet the ball still survives

[@mrbabbles5989]

Its a ghost ball. That means it cant be harmed.

[@revaryk6868]

All hail the ghost ball. It is the true hero of this game.

[@kabanfriends5764]

b a l l

[@co2mx]

it's the yin yang ball in disguise

[@Doshoki]

The number 9 ball is eternal

[@mindlessgonzo]

Mario Soccer, eat your heart out.

[@koterion]

The whole Lunar Capital's probably chasing after Youmu now. She's so doomed.

[@ochithekiter4513]

Youmu: *welp* Junko *welp*

[@Mr._Sherwood]

I, uhh, don't think they dare leave the capital with a murderous spirit roaming the surrounding space.

[@22dolls19]

Nyanko - Chan They'll just keep her for 1000 years until that bottle of sake is finished, I guess. Nothing too bad.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

The moon would reform, but that doesn’t mean the collateral wouldn’t have magically gone away

[@loaduscoolclipz5505]

this game is literally the equivalent of those crazy ass soccer thumbnails

[@UltimateLink1]

I now know what weapon I should fight Youmu with. The frikken invincible soccer ball

[@Mr._Sherwood]

'There's almost nothing this cannot cut!' ...the ball, of course, being one of those un-cut-able things.

[@dapperparraper860]

5:37 "about 11 times, I usually play American football"

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

It’s funny how it’s more like Rugby than the kind of Football that’s also Soccer.

[@tenryuu]

1:50, 7:00, and 9:00 are the only super shots that actually uses feet to hit the ball here.

[@52catsinatrenchcoat]

What about 4:32?

[@zulephizus1212]

4:34 and 4:49 for Tewi

[@Bubblesonaplate]

5:36

[@KnightK51]

I think reimu kicks it too

[@Sirlanceloth1]

I only just now noticed that when Yuuka does the Dual Spark one copy is wearing her PC98 outfit

[@--PhamMinh]

3:41 Yuuka’s expression is the cutest thing I’ve seen today 😙

[@Danomnomnom]

Shikieiki: You all play a little too unfairly... Now repent!!! Oh, and raising a courtroom from the middle of the pitch isn't unfairly? Riiiiiiiiight.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Yep, this confirms it, this is where “Eiki=Hypocrite” thing came from. I’m only half-complaining, it’s funny as hell.

[@Roosauec]

This is the most intense game of soccer I've ever bore witness to.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Games

[@Mr._Sherwood]

Just a game of football, they said... Nothing'll explode, they said...

[@downsouth420]

I love Youmu’s shot. She cuts the freaking moon in half so the next scene is pitch black.

[@TheDarkMewtwo996]

The strongest being in Gensokyo is that damn ball lmao

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

*Thing

[@TheDarkMewtwo996]

@@Aaa-vp6ug I know what I said, prick.

[@trantuan9770]

Reimu Fantasy Seal (Drive Shot) Fantasy Heaven (Cyclone Shot) Fantasy Seal -Blink- (Drive Bicycle Shot) Marisa Master Spark (Tiger shot) Sakuya Killing Doll (Eagle Shot) Yuyuko Total Recollection (Zagalo Shot) Remilia Master of Red Sun (Mirage Shot) Chen Soaring Guardian (Buster Shot) Ran Shikigami Heaven (Strong Buster Shot)

[@lrc3847]

Isn't Flandre being Stratto's Megalozone Shot?

[@okuu_utsuho]

Seriously Youmu? Do you need to cut the moon in half just to score? Now the Lunarians are attacking earth! Thanks Youmu.

[@okguy167]

6:44 as a fan of Onmyou Taisenki, I approve of this reference! Coincidentally, I wouldn't mind a crossover between Onmyou Taisenki and Touhou... might fit well.

[@ankouemo1]

1:10 SHE LOOKS *PISSED.*

[@CirnoTheStrongestBaka]

2:55 this made me laugh for absolutely no reason 😂

[@Doshoki]

7:24 Komachi:あなたもう死んでいる。。。 Soccer ball: なに？！？！

[@13gamerbullet]

8:08 OBJECTION OVERRULED

[@judgenolan1268]

lmao the way they run is hilarious XD

[@Doshoki]

A random citizen in the lunar capital. “What’s that flying towards the capit- OH MY GOD WE’RE BEING ATTACK” mass pandemonium ensues

[@BinglesP]

You could say it's a... *pandemonic planetoid*

[@feles_cat]

Touhou Logic = legal epic shot is not using feet to kick the ball, Youmu: Paschal Moon-Reflecting Satellite Slash = can cut the moon but not the ball, Shikieiki: Last Judgement = you play unfairly.... yeah letting out lots of balls is fair dont you think

[@bryceh59]

2:16 Except maybe the ball...

[@markermage]

And Ran split it in half with her foot at 7:03. Even if those two halves went back together right afterward, that feat of feet has to count for something.

[@SuikaIbuki427]

The most illegal spells include Paschal Moon Reflecting Satellite Slash (Including slashing the moon).

[@hade8112]

epic captain tsubasa reference

[@jefthereaper]

lol yeah i know, its why i started following most of touhou (mainly after utsuho and Reisen) mainly the 2 characters i like most, Reisen for the ability to manipulate waves and insanity. And Utsuho simply for her ability to utterly nuke anything in her path XD

[@Xidphel]

Did Wriggle just rider kick the ball?

[@moriminoriko2617]

Jesus christ komachi

[@falihsaukhan5365]

Touhou soccer > Fifa/pes 2020 Change my mind

[@BinglesP]

I won't, trust me

[@ShadowDariusEX]

Fantasy Seal - Drive Shot Master Spark - Hyuuga's Tiger Shot Killing Doll - Matsuyama's Eagle Shot Total Recollection - Sidewinder Shot Fantasy Seal: Blink - Drive Bicycle Kick Master of Red Sun - Mirage Shot Shikigami Heaven - Banana Shot

[@TheSignOfTheX]

Fantasy seal: Tsubasa Drive shot Master spark: Hyuga Tiger shot Killer doll: Matsuyama Eagle shot Total Reconciliation: Kapelloman Sidewind Shot Fantasy seal blink: Tsubasa Drive Overhead shot Master of red sun: Carlos Santana Mirage shot Shikigami Heaven: Riverio/Santamaria Banana Shot

[@Lazysquire2293]

That is a very sturdy ass ball for it to not get destroyed with all these attacks.

[@mariaeveille4961]

Are physics a thing in this universe

[@Eradrazil]

Maria Eveille Only when they feel like it.

[@Shikieiki635]

lol Youkai don't need physics, friendo

[@pwanchi09]

Maria Eveille you are trying to apply common sense to gensokyo and its inhabitants. common sense doesn't work here.

[@Mr._Sherwood]

Sometimes, but common sense sure as hell isn't.

[@okguy167]

No, not really

[@NightmareInsanity111]

Yeah. Cirno, and Suwako got me interested in Touhou from the start. That's when I really started getting into Touhou. Then I learned of Miko, Tenshi, and Shikieiki who became my top 3 favorite characters. I fell in love with the fantasy world of Gensokyo. It's such an interesting world. Sure it's not exactly a paradise for humans since Gensokyo is a world filled with demons, gods, and fantasy creatures, but it's better than this grey dying world we live in. I only wish... ~sigh~

[@combativeThinker]

You kidding? Those apparitions and phantasms require the fear, faith, and love of humans to live. Most humans are tenderly cherished by the denizens of Gensokyo.

[@SerpentYoukai]

@@combativeThinker Hey, at least I’d know I’d mostly be safe because youkai require our fear and because of that, they don’t come and devour them

[@Devilcakes]

I feel bad for these UNNAMED Sub-Character United.

[@MousLS25]

I wonder if the Inazuma Eleven cast even handle all of this...

[@levine_1088]

I think Endo may be possible to stop Mima's Twilight Spark with Majin Great Armed God Hand V

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@levine_1088why do they even have that?

[@BinglesP]

Maybe if they team up with Gru and the Minions again

[@usashii1974]

Me: Hmmm I go to sleep (3:29am) KZbin algorithm: *hey*

[@The-Zer0th-Law]

Tewi: "umad bro?"

[@luxiwayfarer369]

Not gonna lie, Killing Doll definitively looks sick

[@pancakeoverlord1886]

The most durable ball in gensokyo

[@cuddlebug9699]

Inazuma Eleven be like:

[@NightmareInsanity111]

Easier said then done. Eirin won't just give someone something as powerful as the Hourai Elixir to just anyone. Even then, one of the ingredients of the Hourai Elixir is Kaguya's (The princess of the moon) manipulation over eternity, and she's no push over. She fights with Mokou (Another consumer of the Hourai Elixir), and she has the power of a phoenix. You should really read this stuff up on the Touhou wiki. Each character has a very interesting story to them. All so very interesting!

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

I think you put this in the wrong comment section, where did you mean to put this, by the way?

[@seacatgirls]

@@Aaa-vp6ugback then reply sections weren’t a thing so this is normal

[@thecarrshow3934]

omg youmu killed eirin when she sliced the moon in half R.I.P.

[@bcdeidarauno]

The Soccer Ball is the Most Powerful Thing In Gensoukyou.

[@elysium8131]

what is this artstyle are these danganronpa executions without death

[@saulgerardo372]

Kokachi and youmu were flexing

[@kirby2421]

This reminds me of Mario Strikers Charged....Except 100% more serious XD

[@EinManU]

shiki is busted in this game XD

[@motherhors7036]

Featherless and bipedal. This is touhou

[@NightmareInsanity111]

Makes the user of the Hourai Elixir immortal.

[@cannonfodder4000]

5:50 Such a wasted opportunity, Remilia should have made a reversed cross appear. She is the Scarlet _Devil_ after all. Maybe they dont know what a reverse cross is in japan

[@kyactus2046]

yeah... it's a religious simbol.

[@david7019]

HOW DOESN'T THE BALL GET EVEN POPPED THROUGH ALL THIS?

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

It’s literally built different

[@leaderofthebunch-deadbeat7716]

Touhou for Latin Americans

[@tachi6000]

*a scattered hail of balls*

[@tonick2208]

Oh my god I love the killer doll animation

[@LastRemote94]

Dat-Soccer-Ball is Unbreakable

[@chara3469]

Reimu is not Crash

[@DouglasStewart99]

5:37 Was that a freaking Jojo reference from Remilla?

[@tk_the_onion]

In EOSD itself, she makes the same reference. The entire touhou series has plenty of JJBA references scattered about, you just *have to play them* to find most of them easily.

[@DouglasStewart99]

Yeah, I know ZUN's a hardcore Jojo fan. Heck Yuugi is basically rule 63 oni Jonathan Joestar.

[@tk_the_onion]

@@DouglasStewart99 yeahp, that was a confirmed reference for sure. *zun is the best*

[@combativeThinker]

I am convinced Remilia hired Sakuya just to become a living JoJo reference.

[@SaviourSword995]

Only Inazuma eleven can survive that kind of bullshit shot. Let's be honest

[@game84cube]

That is the toughest soccer ball I've ever seen

[@Rhayader_12]

MARADONAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@circonengie8561]

I love how is simply Super Striker II

[@ThugHuntersOfficial]

Cool vid

[@budgetnichelik]

Fifa Qatar 2022 in a nutshell

[@Mark-tq7bf]

5:36 7:00 and 9:00 as Hilarious as it may sound they do look like Inazuma Eleven techniques

[@monchete9934]

Tewi's shot is pretty much Bouncer Rabbit

[@Mark-tq7bf]

@@monchete9934 Yep You are right. At least the way the ball goes around is from Bounce Rabbit

[@GetterBane]

Mokou shot is also one from Inazuma eleven, a more op version of it and Alice's shot is just reflect buster but with dolls

[@talshou]

hahaha ronaldinho soser.

[@jefthereaper]

starting to wonder what kind of indestructible material the ball is made off XD

[@amalaysian1514]

I need to get myself one of those unbreakable soccer balls

[@Clarkov]

Touhou Soccer seems to basically be Inazuma Eleven before Inazuma Eleven actually happened.

[@teo_heel]

It's just Captain Tsubasa 3 based fan game. Another japanese manga about soccer turned into the game series.

[@Clarkov]

Captain Tsubasa... why am I not surprised.

[@notletiuldawg]

What people think about brazilian touhou fans

[@lotus20856]

SEIGUN GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOO EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOO EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOO SEIGUN GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOO

[@Yggi_the_tree]

@david7019 its a extrem touhou multi ball with titan xenon and coolness B-D

[@chonkassSM64]

This makes me want to see an Inazuma Eleven x Touhou fangame of some sorts ngl

[@jefthereaper]

... ... well thats easy, become a alchemist and make sure you always have about 20 of those things with you XD

[@Lucy_the_droxin]

Oh man this mus be the undrestorwable ball

[@NightmareInsanity111]

It would be quite useful, but the only one who knows how to make the Hourai Elixir is a Lunarian nurse who has also tasted the elixir. She is quite strong, and immortal, so there is no way of ever getting the recipe from her. Her name is Eirin Yagokoro.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

You sure this is the right comment section?

[@XkillerX422]

6. ROCKMAN:STOP THAT IF YOU CAN!!! OH! ROCKMAN JUMPS HIGH AND... AND...! ROCKMAN GO TO SHOT WITH ROCK BUSTER!! WOW! WOW! WARIO GO TO BLOCK! OH! WARIO:D'OH I MISSED! MR.SANDMAN PUNCH BALL OH! MR.SANDMAN:AHHHH!! GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!! ROCKMAN'S ROCK BUSTER ENTERED THE BLUE'S GOAL! 7. LINK:DON'T TEASE ME I'M WEAK! TAKE MY SPECIAL SHOT!! OH! LINK TAKES THE MASTER SWORD AND JUMPS HIGH! LINK:IYA! IIIYYYAAA!!! GGGOOOO!! MR.SANDMAN DEFEND WITH PUNCH BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH! GGGOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!! LINK'S MASTER SWORD SHOT ENTERED THE BLUE'S GOAL!! 8. REMILIA SCARLET,FLANDRE SCARLET:IT IS TIME FOR MY SPECIAL SHOT! HERE WE GO! QUICKMAN! QUICKMAN:OKAY! LET'S GO! OH! QUICKMAN HELP REMILIA SCARLET AND FLANDRE SCARLET TO JUMP WITH FEET!! REMILIA SCARLET,FLANDRE SCARLET:TAKE MY SHOT! AND THEY SHOT WITH BLADE SHOT! WOW! MR.SANDMAN DEFEND WITH PUNCH BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH! GGGOOOOAAALLLL!! REMILIA SCARLET'S D-BLADE SHOT INTO THE BLUE'S GOAL!

[@destroyerwill6122]

WHAT MATERIAL IS THAT BALL MADE OF, LIKE HOLY CRAP!

[@bluerubberducky3028]

Plot armor

[@Youhadabadday2021]

I mean, Gensokyo has people shooting shit at each other every day, so everything is probably enchanted with some sort of spell that keeps the environment unharmed from the bullets for the most part.

[@captaindoesyoutube7925]

Mario Strikers Charged but it’s Danmaku

[@The-Zer0th-Law]

FOUL! She kicked the ball!

[@PaukKsta]

Let's play football! WORLD CUP WORLD CUP WORLD CUP WORLD CUP

[@Manonthe3up]

The entertaining kind.

[@Itadatimasu]

so wait...ran is the only one who can break the ball...but then it repairs itself?

[@jefthereaper]

lol still need to get to that part, i still dont know too much about all characters exept that there are possibly 2 little girls that are vampires, a strange girl with a eye (third eye or something) and a large lack of male characters XD

[@MysticalUnicorn3]

And I mean the whole net. xD

[@juanokug4]

Did... Did Youmu cut the moon in half?? .... Wonder how the lunarians feel about that. Ok but fr what is that ball MADE OF

[@tylernugent2228]

5:37 D-did remila just make a jojo reference?

[@seelcudoom1]

i mean she makes it in the main game to, and also her maid just is a jojo reference

[@TitanChromeE]

Yesn’t

[@MysticalUnicorn3]

I think the real wonder is how the net doesn't break..

[@XkillerX422]

1. MARIO:TAKE THIS! IT IS MY FIRE SHOT! IYYAA! FIRE!! WOW! MR.SANDMAN DEFEND WITH PUNCH BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH! GOOOOAAAALLLL! MARIO'S FIRE SHOT GOAL AT THE BLUE'S GOAL! 2. MARIO:I'LL DECIDE MY PUNCH BICYCLE SHOT! MR SANDMAN CATCH BALL BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH! GOOOOAAAALLLL! MARIO'S PUNCH BICYCLE ENTERED THE BLUE'S GOAL! 3. MARIO:JUST WATCH... THIS IS MY FIRE SWORD TWIN SHOT! LET'S GO! SAKUYA:OKAY! OH! OH! FIRE SWORD TWIN SHOTTTTT! WOW! WOW! WOW! MR.SANDMAN DEFEND WITH PUNCH BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH! GOOAALLL!! MARIO'S FIRE SWORD TWIN SHOT ENTERED THE BLUE'S GOAL! 4. MARIO:IF YOU MAKE ME FAIL... I'LL TAKE YOU FOR MY FINAL SHOT!! OH! MARIO SHOT WITH FIRE BUSTER!! MARIO:OH YYEEEAAHH!! HHHAAAAAIIIIIYYYYYAAAAA!!!!! FFIIIIIRRRREEEEEE!!!!! OH MY GOD! WOWWWW! MR.SANDMAN DEFEND WITH PUNCH BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH! GGOOOAAALLL!!! MARIO'S FIRE BUSTER SHOT ENTERED THE BLUE'S GOAL! 5. QUICKMAN:STEP BACK! THIS IS MY QUICK BOOMERANG SHOT! OH! QUICKMAN SHOT WITH QUICK BOOMERANG SHOT! IIYYYAAA!!! MR.SANDMAN DEFEND WITH PUNCH BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH! GGOOOAAALLL! QUICKMAN'S QUICK BOOMERANG SHOT ENTERED THE BLUE'S GOAL!

[@Teerapat_Lunglng]

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[@Lumbum21]

I feel sorry for the soccer ball

[@jefthereaper]

everybody fighting and dying to her to get the recipe, i walk up to her: hey can i know the recipe to the elixir? i would love to try to make it and become immortal her: sure! here you go :) VICTORY!!! XD (my main guess is nobody ever tried to ask it XD)

[@KomoIndo]

I feel bad for the goalkeeper

[@lazydelibird]

Sakuya's killing doll somehow reminded me of Pitou from HxH.