Touhou Tierlist Based On How They Would Reject You

The worst she could say is No...right?
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[@alttair17]

Seiga just leads you on for years just to see how long she can keep your hopes up

[@xoantwist2]

Seiga would be like Seiga and you would be like Liu Jie Fat Cat

[@bored4033]

Then she'd pay a guy (or girl) to pretend to steal her away from you in the worst way possible.

[@Zack_Zander]

If Seiga says “No” than that’s something to think about

[@drpibisback7680]

​@@bored4033 Assuming it wouldn't just be Yoshika in a weak disguise.

[@alvinalfianto2806]

Asprey would you accept my love? 🥺

[@dytona1223]

Get away from him.

[@SuperMSL]

CUTE!!!!!

[@thiagobp0159]

Would that be by any chance be a veliona profile pic?

[@fieryr]

What?

[@AllisterAkaiki]

​@@thiagobp0159that does indeed look like a veliona profile picture

[@Takane_Yamashiro]

1:55:55 Seiran loves "the impurity of life," she says so in vs. What the ending joke reveals is she's talking about "the impurity of germs" in story mode. I'm sure it's just a genuine misunderstanding because he skimmed the end too fast because he was streaming. I'm not the only one who's been trying to tell him this, but we can't give up. She talks about loving earth and life in almost every single dialog. I've even seen memes of her in an "I heart earth T-shirt" What she doesn't like is "the scent of death" from Orin and Hell itself, but who would.

[@funbus7678]

the seiran slander can not stand !!!

[@yoster39]

Kaguya would need a special tier for her that is: pretends to be intrested if you complete "a simple (read impossible) task"

[@arutezza]

man if i ever get sent to gensokyo i gotta find a better option

[@Pudding404]

Asprey just destroyed an entire Fusu art gallery for this tierlist, what a menace.

[@Serminator30]

Seija: ,,ew!" *flips* Narrator: ,,And then Seija Kijin and John Everyman lived happily ever after."

[@ikimihimiri633]

1. Remilia won't insult, she would rather give you some fruits to eat with your mom. 2. Flandre won't insult you, she would just leave and invite you to play some games. 3. Reisen won't turn you down, she would just hug you and leave.

[@teddyrichard1488]

canonically, the scarlet sisters would almost certainly verbally obliterate you

[@rRemains]

​@@teddyrichard1488 I feel like Remilia would and Flandre would just try to act like her sister because she doesn't really understand and thinks it's fun.

[@matthewzakrzewski1797]

remilia would offer shripm

[@jestermaniac3131]

@@teddyrichard1488probably physically obliterate you too, at least when it comes to flandre

[@teddyrichard1488]

@@jestermaniac3131 flandre wouldn't just kill you on the spot unless she's having a bad day, she'd probably torture you because it's funny though

[@ettoreozzy9932]

43:23 This whole Letty depiction is pure gold LMAO love it haha

[@slycat9449]

7:28 Me trying to convince myself I'm not ugly

[@RandomPerson964]

9:28 Streamer, you're kidding yourself. Obviously Evil Eye Ligma would be a tsundere. You'd confess your love to him and he'd be like "b-baka, it's not like I need a boyfriend anyway".

[@lighbuldchannel8131]

Evil eye ligma

[@randommaster06]

For Seiga, Okina, the three matriarchs, Keiki and Zanmu, confessing your love to them seems like a sppedrun into eternal servitude. "Sorry, not interested...unless...you sign this eternally binding blood oath, then we'll see what happens."

[@smol_hornet613]

That said, Yuuma's the one of these that wouldn't care in the slightest. She's an outlier of the matriarchs. She doesn't really try to get subordinates - the animal spirits just follow her anyway because she's so cool. If you're lucky, she might not consider the calories worth the effort.

[@randommaster06]

@@smol_hornet613 I agree that Yuma wouldn't really care personally, but if you're going to throw yourself at her, she'll take the free lackey/food.

[@matthewzakrzewski1797]

Touhou fans when they try to flirt with their favorite touhou (their headcanon is wrong)

[@toumaaizen556]

You should do a video where you're the one who rejects them and their reaction to it.

[@bc9402]

I second this. This can make for some very funny scenarios. From kinda sad but understandable, to very chill, to you being eaten or having your soul consumed. It varies.

[@toumaaizen556]

@@bc9402 One thing for sure, if Reimu likes you, she's gonna make sure you don't pull a Meira.

[@Igor-Anasurimbor]

Die tier only

[@readthiscomment6748]

I think yt ate my comment again. Most of them would probably accept it, some with more difficulty than others. The ones who would kill you would probably eventually do so anyway. Also youd need a species neutral character because most youkai wont want to date a human in character (some may even be incapable of normal emotion too)

[@pandakekok7319]

Seija should be "politely turns you down" not only because it's funny, but it feels like she'd do that to defy expectations lol

[@goshatheparrot1622]

I think Eiki would politely turn you down. She’s not a screaming angry judge, she’s reasonable, patient and kind. Most likely she’ll understand your feeling but still will turn you down. Maybe even lecture you of how to find a partner

[@hafirenggayuda]

Yeah, all the time she scold (and punish) Komachi is because Komachi being lazy/ not doing her job properly

[@salazar3529]

She seems like a calm and reasonable person.

[@aarshir9500]

Just based on what I know about her, Sukuna would probably just question your sanity. Not in an insulting way, but a very, very concerned way. Definitely goes to the "what?" tier.

[@teddyrichard1488]

and then she would use malevole-

[@uboa8060]

​@@teddyrichard1488 domain expansion, malevolent bowl

[@collegestuff2511]

Referring to shimmy as Sukuna has to be intentional 😂

[@AngryAragami]

43:24 Cirno better have a whole bouquet of Frozen Frogs and Flowers ready for Letty on Mothers Day after this rant.

[@teddyrichard1488]

flowers? w-where did she get the flowers from?

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@teddyrichard1488my house. Dunno how, I live in a completely different hemisphere

[@Dunkeli27]

i would argue for kisume actually belonging in the DIE tier for the simple reason that her most common first response to meeting someone new is attempted murder (which usually fails though) but with jon everyman being either too preoccupied with professing his love or expectant of a loving hug in response unlikely to dodge that attack

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

*B R E N D A M A G E*

[@Itashafan]

Okuu would probably get so flustered that she would just explode

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

“Hey Satori, the humans made the sun explode by making it too embarrassed by speaking with it wrong, ain’t that *wacky* Satori?” Satori: Yes, you didn’t need to tell me, just have the intent to. “BUT AIN’T THAT WA-“ Wow you’re loud.

[@valonyaver600]

I love the big tangent you went for at letty because thats exactly the kind of person i think she is and why i like her.

[@H1_R3Z]

43:20 Letty went from "almost literally who" to 100% exactly my type with this headcanon, golly.

[@ellotheearthling]

Sagume would reject your confession by accepting it

[@MemoiriaGodElcrin]

The extra stage for LLS is not because mugetsu or gengetsu did anything in particular. Reimu wanders into their real and mugetsu says she is pleased to meet her and Reimu basically says she smells evil and then goes on to beat the crap out of Mugetsu, and Gengetsu gets angry and fights Reimu and after they lose they ask what reimu is even doing there and she actually didn't have any reason to be there. As for Marisas version she is just looking for a fight because she is bored.

[@toro2812]

Tbf, with crazy "spells" like theirs, you would definitely assume that they're evil.

[@MemoiriaGodElcrin]

@@toro2812 I don't know power doesn't equal evil

[@nohcat805]

​@@MemoiriaGodElcrinYeah, but if someone pulls the gun on you, that leaves an impression.

[@MemoiriaGodElcrin]

@@nohcat805 considering mugetsu tried to greet Reimu and she decided to attack I'm pretty sure that counts as self defense

[@amber3135]

Bro i thought the video is 24 or more minutes, not 2 hours about fiction woman rejecting you 💀

[@tinyz7575]

I just like the idea Jon failed with one character so he instantly runs to the next best thing 😂

[@CodytheHun123]

Somebody get started on a Touhou VN like Class of 09

[@drpibisback7680]

I mean, that's kinda just Gensokyo Odyssey...

[@star_duck]

I can see reimu as nikole

[@M84-b4w]

These sorter ideas are getting better and better.

[@tungsten_core]

kaguya would give 5 impossible requests, thats literally that these are for..

[@yogsothoth915]

This is such a great idea for a video. Btw. We've actually more or less seen Sannyo do this to cheaters in Lotus Eaters. The answer is polite, cheeky sarcasm. (Except when Miko made her nearly cry in chapter 51) I will keep advertising Lotus Eaters and Sannyo to encourage readership. Not enough people read it.

[@MapletreePaper]

Honestly, I think "leads you on" should have been a tier. I know streamer assumed that Jon's confessions all fail, but in a place as vast as Gensokyo, I refuse to believe that there isn't one girl who'd accept his confession just to toy with him.

[@drdca8263]

He said it was Jon asking though, not John?

[@MapletreePaper]

​​​@@drdca8263 -John and Jon are pronounced the same way though. How do you know which spelling Mr. Everyman uses?-

[@drdca8263]

@@MapletreePaper Because streamer specified? He said that it wasn’t handsome John Touhou, but the discount version, Jon Touhou, without an h, and then said that it was the version from [some mobile game, Idr the name] (Idr for sure whether he specifically said “discount”, but it was like, the same general idea I’m pretty sure. Like, “John Touhou : John Touhou John Touhou at home: Jon Touhou” kind of deal?)

[@MapletreePaper]

​@@drdca8263 Sorry, you're right, he says that right at the beginning of the video. That part went in one ear and out the other. That's what I get for listening to these VODs in the background... 😅

[@tinyz7575]

Then again, Jon is the type to sprint his way to the most dangerous parts of Gensokyo, hell even the moon to beg for their hand. He's a cringe discord mod who was given this opportunity so it would make sense they would reject this rando out if nowhere guy.

[@Mr_James_And_Watch]

This better be a main channel video.

[@raikaria3090]

I love how most the redheads ended up in the same spot. Also Hisami totally should have a "Youre not Zanmu sama" tier. Although Zanmus reaction being die *because Hisami would kill you* works too Watasukis are 100% killing your impure ass, especially since they are canonically married

[@carloscaraballo4030]

And the husband? Where they are

[@raikaria3090]

@@carloscaraballo4030 We never see them but they are both mentioned as married in SSiB

[@carloscaraballo4030]

@@raikaria3090 yeah i read that manga but never show her husband but yeah hope zun show her husband maybe

[@jettlucashayes8508]

Well yorihime is married to her nephew based on actual mythology.​@raikaria3090

[@neru_d]

Nitori... kind of displeased how she turned around in fighting games. In my headcannon she would blush, immediately activate her "optical camouflage" and run away shouting "sorry". On the other hand I also see her as cheerful inside (even if shy) but also as having her stuff together, not being so shy as being scared. She is a seen as leader figure for kappas afterall. She do be standing her ground. I do not accept fighting games as cannon (fight me) but accept streamer's opinion, it be good.

[@toro2812]

I can't lie she probably had it worse than Koishi in the fighting games' writing, the sudden change from shy and friendly Kappa in MoF to just being an asshole in the fighting games throws me off.

[@teddyrichard1488]

@@toro2812 every touhou character is an asshole why does that surprise you

[@bc9402]

Forgive me gentlemen for being late to this kappa party. But allow me to throw a curveball here. I actually like her attitude in the fighting games (and by extension the print works) I don’t believe it conflicts at all with her portrayal in MoF. I believe Nitori is a gal with many layers, and depending on the situation you see different sides of her. Having said this, allow me to present how I see confession and rejection would go down. In my opinion. You are likely to get a two somewhat similar reactions, depending on when and where you did your confession. I’m scenario 1, you find her alone on the Youkai mountain, and then proceed to tell her how you feel. She is very likely, to give you a good hard look for about a min, and then quickly comprehending what you just said, becomes red with embarrassment, she turns invisible and bolts for it, either saying she’s sorry or calling you a human weirdo. (Hold on to that last part.) In scenario 2, you find her while she’s at work, trying to sell her wares or working on some project for a customer. If yo come to her and drop your confession then, she will look at you for a few mins, and then give you attitude, accusing you of playing a prank on her, and then she may even threaten you. She then probably tells you to buzz off if your not gonna buy anything. A bit rude isn’t it? Seems like it, until you consider something in both scenarios. She is confused in both, cause she would be trying to wrap her mind around why a random human she’s never met before, is not only hitting on her, but a kappa no less. She may suspect foul play, cause why would a human do that? He seems genuine, but isn’t that weird, that this human wants to romance a creature know for eating human children and taking the shirokodama of humans? (Which is canon in Touhou btw) In both scenarios, she would assume you were up to something. If you corner her alone in the forest, she’s likely to panic a bit more and run off. But if you confront during work, she’s likely to see your actions as intruding on her business or attempts to mess with her. (This is all assuming this is the first time you officially meet her. You may know who she is, but she does not know who you are.) That said, this is all assuming she would reject you, and this is meant to explain why. In a different scenario, I legit believe you can successfully court her, but it would certainly be a funny one.

[@neru_d]

@@bc9402 Oh my, welcome fellow kappa. I see a possibility that theres a syncronisation of one or a few braincells among us here. I had some thoughts regarding you perceiving kappa that way and would like to agree with some points. Such behaviour of kappa might be indeed within acceptible range of her shyness. Her having "many layers" I believe indeed brings a more refined character out of her. Wait what is this even about... no, perhaps I lost a few of those braincells. Anyways! You make sense with that second scenario, I can see people having their different sides all the time. I mean one at work, another while being alone and acting in a different manner and such. On the other hand could it be that she is so shy that she's unable to properly express herself in words? Perhaps she's mix of both or sometimes she's being misunderstood in fighting games? (I really want to bring my headcannon in) I have no clue about hitting on someone or how it works, but I would too see this as a weird thing (random person doing it) without even considering if its a human or a fellow kappa doing it. Also, her using her camouflage to mask herself being shy is cute. There I said it! now I'm embarrassed too.

[@bc9402]

@@neru_d Romance is already a weird minefield for people to navigate. And that’s just with humans. In this scenario, it’s a human hitting on a kappa. Which is even more unknown territory. (Not to mention, if we look at actual kappa mythology, this would look like a insane thing to do. A human trying to court a creature that is infamous for eating children, kidnapping people, and stealing their souls through their butts) Side note: I could absolutely see Nitori making some dark jokes about that. Say you succeed in courting her. She may make a joke like “If I ever see you human with another women, I’ll be taking your shirokodama as compensation.” She says with a cute smile, but menacing aura. That said, If anything, Nitori is probably one of the more likely gals to return your feelings. (Assuming you actually got to know her first and she became familiar with you to some extent. That way, you get to see the other sides of her, and through that, she’s feels more comfortable around you. Earning Trust is the key here.

[@NoobHammer]

why the heck is there a two hour and thirty minute video about touhou tierlist on characters rejecting you

[@nohcat805]

Because why not? How about the tier list on how good a room mate they would make?

[@nguyenduyloc9248]

Bro just doesn't run out of content.

[@StarryMirage]

Someone needs to put a stop to the Seiran slander! Streamer shouldn't be this mean to blue bunny!

[@DanielRenardAnimation]

The Perfect Streamer doesn't exis― 47:07 🐈🐈‍⬛ 1:16:22 Thinking about how Komachi is usually portrayed, I feel like she- and other similar characters would have a category "Coquettish Rejection", since I could easily see her approach the situation positively, something like _"Oh~? You're into me~?_ 😏 _Well of COURSE you are, haha. Sorry lil boy, but I'm way out of your league, but don't worry, we're guaranteed to cross paths again. Do try your best to make that rather later, than sooner, okay? Ciao~_ 😘 _"_ Getting a little healthy amount of dark about it, but really what can you except. Overall, the "Politely turns you down" still applies there, so eh. How was Kosuzu not jailtime? 😧

[@smol_hornet613]

The jail time criteria here is "are they allowed to drink?" With some exceptions. Which, lo and behold, almost every single Touhou character canonically does. Our friendly neighborhood bookworm included. Also, if memory serves: Kosuzu is almost the same height as Reimu. Why she's generally regarded as being on the shorter side is anybody's guess.

[@H1_R3Z]

@@smol_hornet613 She's generally seen as being shorter because of Forbidden Scrollery's art style, mostly. All of the girls are depicted as basically tiny there, but even compared to the other 2hus, Kosuzu's consistently barely taller than Marisa, who's infamously small in basically every official thing she shows up in. My only complaint with the "Kosuzu doesn't go in Jail tier" thing is that Sumireko and Chiyuri both got insta-locked into jail solely because of their age, but Kosuzu doesn't despite being younger than both of them at 14 y/o, because she didn't get in trouble for drinking.

[@smol_hornet613]

@@H1_R3Z I haven't really gotten the impression of the girls being smaller in Forbidden Scrollery. Nitori is an hilarious exception, but other than that most of them are about as tall as Reimu, which from what I've seen is a pretty average height for a young japanese girl. On a side-note: comparing any character's height to Marisa, in particular, is an up-hill slope. She is consistently just shorter, or just as short, as whoever she's standing next to. I've seen frames of her being as tall as Reimu. There's even one shot in FS where Kosuzu, Reimu and Marisa are *all* the same height. Also, Kosuzu has a canon age? This is the first time I've heard that.

[@rRemains]

​@@smol_hornet613 She doesn't. Only information about her age is that she's younger than Akyuu. Akyuu is 29 according to Perfect Memento in Strict Sense written by ZUN(Official book). She could be anywhere between 1~29.

[@readthiscomment6748]

Honestly if i were to say something flirty to her as a ghost itd probably be something like "well i guess death has already done us apart but i sure wouldnt have turned you down a few days ago" if the convo leads to that even just for a reaction

[@ThePhantomSquee]

Not the tier list we needed, but the tier list we deserve.

[@H1_R3Z]

I definitely didn't need to get rejected by over 100 fictional women in one sitting, but I probably deserved it.

[@Pinkdam]

This was surprisingly well thought out. Mima would probably be secretly flattered, but isn't about to put aside being the sworn enemy of the human race. With Mystia and Nitori there should have been a 'pivot and try to sell you something' tier. Similarly Tewi and Tsukasa need a 'rope you into a scheme' tier.

[@Emperor_Creeper]

Hm okay, But what if they accepted you?

[@bc9402]

Profit? What? I didn’t think I get this far.

[@AngryAragami]

If we weren't operating under the assumption they are just straight rejecting you, I'd say we could have used a "Lost Coin Flip" category. There's a few characters I think would be down for a random date (not a one-night-stand you sickos, just willing to be bought dinner for the evening), and they reject you just because they ain't feeling it at the moment.

[@Leet-iz2fz]

I think there should be a "Beats you up (but doesn't kill you)" tier and Flandre should be in it, if we're going by her latest canonical personality for the tier list. She's like "I only accept suitors who can hold their own in a fight" and then mauls you half to death and has Sakuya dump your broken body out with the weekend's trash.

[@emiliavalentino7226]

There should have been a "Leads you on" tier.

[@Bun-BunG]

I am here before this shitpost gets 10 million views

[@taihounaishi7261]

>Yuuka laughs and insults me You fool, I'm into this!

[@Dan-bz2nh]

By the getup I always assumed Orange was a farmer

[@drdca8263]

Would a tier list of “how many standard deviations above mean partner quality among humans, would a person have to be to have a chance” (where “no human from the outside world would ever have a chance” would be a tier) make sense? or maybe all the characters that would be a licit target, would be in the “no human from the outside world would ever have a chance” tier? (By “number of standard deviation” I mean like, judged relative to the standards of the character in question, or, if applicable, the culture background for which the character’s tastes would be representative of. So like, for the onis, with the value being measured by an average rating by all the onis, I guess, unless there’s a reason to expect one of them to have substantially different tastes in terms of how they would rank potential persons (not just what standards they have relative to their tastes)) Like, if someone was simultaneously brilliant, had a body nice enough to make good money modeling, and was personable and such, would such a person have a chance with e.g. Rika ? Would Genghis Khan have a chance with any of the oni?

[@noir5515]

1:05:45 What is this Shining needle theme remix?

[@ddddddaaaaaaavvvvvvv]

why does streamer hate seiran so much

[@smol_hornet613]

Lunarian purism is infectious to those who observe it. Streamer hates moon people, so clearly rabbit moon people must all be bad too. Also, I think he skimmed through the UDoALG Seiran ending a little too hard

[@KyoukoShrine]

As a local Kyouko, I'd just repeat your words... 😆

[@tevilblingbloing]

"My name is Jonh Touhou, you wonder how im am situation".

[@SSrStardustDiamonD]

Kaguya should reject you with impossible request-

[@readthiscomment6748]

Sends you to find the one piece category

[@toumaaizen556]

Funny thing, we all saw Meira turn Reimu down in Touhou 2 and her reaction to this. She literally went "What?" and Reimu didn't even listen. Reimu on the other hand, seems like the type of person to go "What?" to any person who confesses to her regardless of her rejecting or not(on the other hand, she might even go: "I'm a shrine maiden, I can't get married"). 43:20 Cirno is pretty much a baby or toddler to Letty with your description of what Letty has to go through. 34:47 That's one way Dai might reject a person. The other way, well, let's just say Reimu, Yuuka, and maybe Okina might wanna have a word with you. 38:42 Knowing Remilia and Flandre, it's also possible for them to go "What?" before laughing and insulting you. 1:13:07 Medicine would either kill you with poison or Alice will do it herself.

[@readthiscomment6748]

Shrine maidens cant get married?

[@toumaaizen556]

@@readthiscomment6748 Yes. This is because shrine maidens are technically married to the god they worship and are pretty much suppose to be like nuns where they dedicate their whole life to the deity they worship. They also are suppose to uphold a vow of chastity until it is time for them to step down. When they do get married and have a child, the shrine maiden is expected to step down from their position and let their successor take over. So yeah, they can't get married unless they want to retire early.

[@readthiscomment6748]

@toumaaizen556 So sanae is married to her distant ancestor and reimu is a neglectful husband. Dang. Kinda weird though cuz wouldnt they need to have kids long before marriage? Not like a baby can be a shrine maiden.

[@toumaaizen556]

@@readthiscomment6748 Well that's one way of wording it but yes, that's correct. They are "married" to their deity until they decide they wanna retire and "formally divorce" to marry someone else and have a successor. Usually the kid comes after the marriage since the baby begins training once they become a young girl and after the start of the menstruation cycle. Sometimes, the miko is appointed by a village chief or voluntarily trained so it's not always a direct generation to generation.

[@readthiscomment6748]

@toumaaizen556 wierd. Although for the rejecting thing a shrine maiden could still probably and not marry, or even just fool around if the religion or duty doesnt forbid that

[@some_Russian_dude]

Yoorigami twins would say yes just to take your money or get free food.

[@xClownpiece]

2 and a half hours of hell

[@magicyber909]

There are a few characters who might still say yes even to the cringe stranger confession. Some of the ones I can think of are: Cirno: But only if you frame it as her being some kind of hero for doing it. Aunn: Would pretend to date you while secretly being your wingman to make you less cringe and pass you to someone else. Kosuzu: Would give you a second chance even if you fell flat on your face the first time as she has openly expressed her desire to find a lover.

[@arutezza]

"im not making a ball crush tier" 39:45 well where is kaguya supposed to go then what do you mean spacezin kaguya isnt canon??? wriggle i feel like would be caught off guard anyways just because of how boyish she is, like she would kinda not expect to be treated like a girl i feel like quite a few characters fall into that sorta thing

[@kijinseijasfollower9150]

Are you searching for : eratoho the world

[@im_NOTsmile]

I think Mokou would say "Oh, ok. Cool I guess" And forget about it in 5 minutes

[@Kunnoc]

What is love?

[@PeriCRISTO]

Baby dont hurt me

[@xoantwist2]

a miserable pile of man

[@drpibisback7680]

​@@PeriCRISTODon't hurt me... no more.

[@Jokervision744]

Ohhh! You touch my tralalalaah.

[@terrenceswiff]

What was that locked girl arrange near the end?

[@What33367]

5:25 im only humqn afterall Im only human afterall Dont put the blame on me Do not put the blame on me!

[@Alexs23743]

Purple Raymoo.

[@somerandombuls]

Robbots cannot love Vivit: IM A JOKE TO YOU!?!

[@Unownedavatar]

So, I have a fan character in Touhou whose entire premise is that she's a goddess of relationships. While she generally encourages and helps foster positive relationships, the type of character whose heart would be warmed by growing friendships and blossoming love, she has the ability to manipulate those relationships as well. She could turn best friends into bitter enemies in an instant. This tierlist is kinda just having pissed her off so she places a curse on you to where you're unable to have any romantic relationships.

[@hgdhndfgnhffgbh5595]

Anyone know what the playlist for the music is?

[@donanilao7724]

34:48 Yeah, fair enough.

[@Bravidunno]

Eh I don't think Zanmu would kill you for confessing to her, or else she would've done it to Hisami long ago. She'll probably just ignore you. I'm not sure about Star killing you either, maybe she doesn't know what love is, like the other fairies.

[@BarterIrving]

As a huge Tsukasa fan, she definitely would "ew" you, or try to hook you into a crypto scam.

[@devideby_zero8596]

Not gonna lie. I was hoping Ran would be inanimate object just because she's a whole supee compu- tool.

[@Jokervision744]

Serpentine road through woods, and hot dog stand at the end of it, and you are there. That's like the experience of this. One question. Do you sell coffee? I know one stand that sells meat pockets and coffee but in frozen tundras. P.s. One of these is basically my dream I had once. I may as well spoil it. The dude at the hotdog stand was bit mad there, and basically ignored me or couldn't see me. There was some sense of time travel there, but nothing implied that. P.s.s. Go to Detroit section?

[@JukiTash]

I can’t believe I missed this segment live 😭

[@JukiTash]

Not Chiyari getting slandered for the stinky allegations

[@XiajieUwU]

he forgot at 0:26,make me feel funny

[@KrisHighwind]

Hisoutensoku best touhou waifu

[@josueml1155]

nah bro is out of ideas 😭 but im not complaining

[@tian-9890]

Does anyone know the comic he mentioned in 12:30 ?

[@CannedPsycho-]

It's a fan comic, I don't know the name but there's a chance it's on TouhouSubs' channel if you can sift through that ancient archive of a channel.

[@trentonherron3554]

Can you put a chart if the characters have a crush on you or they are yandere high is your chance of escaping them

[@iyanez]

whatever man.

[@JustTryHard_Juth]

1:35:50 ayyy if that aint the doujin that I translated onto dynastyscans

[@suikabe]

I was so jumpscared when i heard him talk about that doujin because it was the FIRST DOUJIN I EVER READ🙏😭

[@suikabe]

Seija would say yes because shes a psychological liar

[@DianaHatter]

33:00 Windows gaming, also R U M A

[@loserotaku273]

1:51:00 is the best part

[@hkjackit1062]

1:21:38 Oh that's me!

[@robertjoseph702]

What if I’m 15?

[@Chichirumiru]

Parsee my beloved😊

[@Err0rC0re-eR808]

Too strange Tierlist, It would be better if it was only S, A, B, C, D, E tiers

[@theoneandonlyjess]

Where is Suika?

[@valonyaver600]

2 hours 11 minutes

[@dannozzer]

This shit is so funny bro☠

[@Occultist_]

U just need to gib Reimu some money...

[@rgbarrios0331]

Peak 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯

[@duyanhbui5386]

most touhou cept the dog are near unfuckable so it okay

[@mechadeka]

what