(Touhou/Walfas) The Greatest Story Never Told

[@lunathick]

you know it's bad when KOMACHI, who is canonly a slacker, says for you to stop slacking and get to work

[@Neodekapon]

7:34 it was at this moment that jack knew, he effed up.

[@yeetman3373]

Neodekapon no he fucked up

[@lunarminous9081]

Jack Diehard NOW YOU FUCKED UP 😆😆😆

[@pokefan7446]

"So you're criticising other people's work without knowing how to write yourself?" Most people on the internet do it.

[@Gyrokun]

Doesn't mean it's good criticism though

[@KittieLVB]

10:40 ᴬᵐ ᴵ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᶰᶫʸ ᵒᶰᵉ ʷʰᵒ ᶰᵒᵗᶦᶜᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ⋅⋅⋅ ᴿᵉᶦᵐᵘ ᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵖᶦᶫᶫᵒʷ ._.

[@zwatssecondchannel8825]

Who did it belong to is the question. I didn't see it go thru the portal ...

[@steelers0398]

Zwataketa, The Aspy Gamer Yukari

[@NijiHoloFan]

a narwhal nope

[@joytremblay8027]

It's the thing he fell on when he got succed into the portal

[@FumoReimuGaming]

Reimu Fumo does not approve

[@Mr._Sherwood]

This perfectly mimics me when it comes to procrastination.

[@Spaztique]

Sweet peaches! This is AMAZING! Where do I even begin with this one? -The pacing feels very close to classic 90s/early 00s cartoons. It's one of the best directed Walfas projects I've seen. -It's also one of the best edited as well: amazing shots, great posing, great facial expressions, and top-notch lipsynching. -I love all of the tiny details, from the drinks to Kaguya/Mokou fighting in the foreground to all of the props that got sucked in with Jack through the gap. Not to mention the freezeframes of Jack's "pitch." -I also liked all the details you added, but most of all, FRIGGIN' STEVO AS THE GAPPY!!! YES!!! ALL OF MY YES!!! And this came at a time I really needed a good Walfas cartoon to lift my spirits. THIS is how you do a Walfas animation! I hope this inspires others: imagine the chain reaction when you get people saying, "I got into Walfas because of Ceej." Ceej, you are a godsend. No words can describe how thankful I am for you making this.

[@MysteriousFuture]

Spaztique The Renaissance of Walfas has commenced and wish prosperity for the Walfas community..

[@amarait2]

+Spaztique it sure is great, but didnt you have done anything in this as well?

[@damnedtosuffer666]

I agree with you. Ceej musts watched your videos, the mouth to audio puppetry is phenomenal ! And the characters have smooth motion, instead of simple movements with a majority of voice puppetry. Of course this is coming from an inexperienced Walfaser/gmodder, so giving an opinion on a video like this would be frivolous without any involvement in animating myself. The bottom line is, this is just beautiful, and one of the rarest walfas videos to ever extend the usual one to ten minutes. Deviantart: DiaperedMarceline Tumblr, Skype, Discord, Twittir: Marcy Chekovski

[@glaciernye9551]

Spaztique miulop

[@tbana2396]

Inferences I made; When Chouko tries to demonstrate the flaws in Jack's mindset, the latter responds in a sarcastic tone, implying he's heard this lesson before but is unable to see how much he needs it. Also, the original Skipper Dan was about a guy who worked hard to become an actor, only to end up at a low-end job he despises. So if we imply that Jack sings this song because he still thinks he worked really hard to write his one sentence "story", one could say he hasn't learned his lesson at all. Which is actually pretty in-character for Jack Diehard.

[@BlobbiTheBlob]

It was a dark and stormy night. *applauds*

[@goodname3838]

"You thought I was going to do anything >useful< after learning how to clone myself?"

[@goodname3838]

Also, 3:12 is basically me when I start an essay.

[@Stevothehuman]

Eat your heart out, St Anselm.

[@RCLeahcar]

I remember seeing the original comic of this on DeviantART. Excellent remake, and very smooth animating!

[@yeetman3373]

RCLeahcar link to me

[@raventurock_]

YES! SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL OF THE YES! On another note, well done...I completely lost my composure the minute he spilled the beer on kokoro's book.

[@MysteriousFuture]

With malicious intent if I may add.

[@joaquinpalillo5578]

Woopsy

[@aisuach]

That story was the best I heard in years. *still reads dr seuss books*

[@CastleToastM]

This is great, really great. Perhaps the best Walfas I've seen to date. I definitely feel like Diehard right now, as I've been playing video games all day while unemployed, instead of working on my own story I've been planning on working on for more than a year now haha

[@Spaztique]

***** There's a little Diehard inside all of us. I have projects I need to get onto, too, but my excuse is just a severe lack of energy. I wrote Diehard so that he hits close to home with a lot of us.

[@MysteriousFuture]

***** One important lesson, "Don't ever try to write a epic of any kind, especially in a short period of time, unless you're a expert writer".

[@CastleToastM]

Mysterious Future Definitely learned that one the hard way. I wrote and animated an hour and a half sprite based animation years ago, but it was absolute garbage. At least I learn from my past mistakes haha

[@MysteriousFuture]

***** I sort of did that when trying to write a long sample bill from a fictitious nation but later realized that writing legislation is not as simple as it seems. On another note, did you upload the work you made years ago somewhere?

[@Bravidunno]

CastleToastM Jack Diehard is also very annoying, in a less smart way than the Annoying Orange but still !

[@lunatic0verlord10]

5:48 I was wondering "isn't Flan too young for that" and then saw Sakuya's face. I'll take that face as a yes.

[@killyo5302]

No she’s 5 years younger then Remilia who is 500 at least

[@lunatic0verlord10]

@@killyo5302 It all depends on how it works in vampire years, I guess.

[@seminark]

@@lunatic0verlord10 Right, uh... vampires don't age.

[@lunatic0verlord10]

@@seminark Which makes it hard to tell a vampire's maturity... Though if ZUN is to be trusted, they're as mature as they look.

[@seminark]

@@lunatic0verlord10 That definitely is the case, given how brash Remilia acts at times despite her age.

[@xefro6848]

I slowed down the scene where he spilt the drink and it's so much better.

[@kafelkan1482]

As a procrastinating aspiring writer with a friend who makes great short stories non-stop I find this extremely relatable...

[@Lucy-zv4xc]

This is by far the best Walfas and my favorite Walfas yet. I love the scene where Jack spills beer on Kokoro's story and everyone gets armed XD. I hope you do more works like this!

[@Bravidunno]

Oh, this story is about another gappy ? Jack Diehard ? Oh that's like a sequel from Diamond in the Rough. And I just liked how Seija double middle-finger'd the show. XD

[@cameronwallace8265]

Probably cause the show has about her.

[@Bravidunno]

Cameron Wallace I didn't ask why.

[@cameronwallace8265]

So cold!

[@arturoayala1004]

Jack was already a gappy way longer than Brolli was...

[@kherwhraloshyaod7873]

This is really awesome, I mean, I've seen plenty of Walfas stuff, but the way you animated it all was pure awesomeness. Really, everything was fluid and all, well it was simply the best walfas animation I've ever seen. Good job.

[@enderking1525]

I find it ironic that I'm procrastinating on my own story by watching this...

[@jackthebeatbox8071]

6:22 Did anyone else notice Flandre chugging (What I think is) a beer bottle?

[@goodname3838]

Don't worry, she's a couple hundred years old. (I think)

[@zwatssecondchannel8825]

At least.

[@NijiHoloFan]

Jack the Beatbox aw, man! I missed a lot of stuff

[@hiiragii]

Shes 495 years old lol

[@Vampirewerewolf1]

I think it's tomato juice.

[@bluenova123]

I am half surprised he did not actually die.

[@seant1326]

When?

[@gimmeweed9832]

The moment everyone readied their weapons

[@eletricalplugandoutlet1540]

Because, unlike Brolli, he actually stocked up on lives.

[@GeneralPotatoSalad]

I was not expecting an orchestral "Pop Goes the Weasel".

[@konradius9556]

THAT was freaking SPECTACULAR! All the humor, the animation, every little detail, like Sakuya at 7:38 or Yukari at 9:30, you are a blessing to the Touhou community, Ceej!

[@ninryu4]

4:33 Are you implying Reimu has only one set of clothes? That's hilarious.

[@ReimuandCirno]

Outstanding! You and FullHitPoints set the bar for frame-by-frame animation. All the little details were awesome. I chuckled when all that stuff hit Jack in the face after he fell through Yukari's gap and I especially liked Seija's reaction to the play.

[@ChaosOverlordZ]

wow, great animation and story, iv just been watching lots of the other walfas animations of late, this is the best one iv seen.

[@MysteriousFuture]

ChaosOverlordZ Like this one quite a bit.

[@nazurinn13]

Good quality Walfas are rare, but this one was truly exceptionnal. =)

[@unknonymous5220]

“Avengers Infinity War is the greatest crossover event yet”, 1:18

[@msignoctopus5778]

7:36 man mr diehard you got the whole squad laughing with that one

[@lunatic0verlord10]

0:41 Nah, in Kokoro's story, she wasn't going around sealing things that not even the Lunar Capital could seal. Like, say, the Hourai Immorta- *"STABBED THROUGH THE NECK"* *DED*

[@bouteilledeau1463]

"It was a stormy night and..." Wow Diehard, greatest story to date! 10/10!!!!!!! Ow... Better watch your tutorial when I'll begin my walfas. Seriously though, your walfas vids deserves more views than this.

[@starforce9740]

This sketch really reminds me of the Peanuts. It's like a Touhou version of Charlie Brown's misadventures.

[@Baryonyx89]

12:04 you can just feel the smugness on Chouko's face. Brilliant; just brilliant.

[@king-exe7171]

7:20 Well then... Me:Can I join?🙄

[@Rumiflan]

Great animation, music and sound effects choice! Thank you for making that video, Ceej! ^^

[@kolonmelon8173]

this isn't this greater story, no no this is just a tribute

[@emeraldarwyn5367]

I think kokoros masks, seija flipping the bird after the play, and mokou and kaguya at the bar are the funniest things aside from the jokes in the script.

[@SaintCharlos]

_Yanderedev in a nutshell. Enough said._

[@DavethePrinny]

Holy balls. With animation like that, you could make a web series!

[@steeledminer616]

Wow. This is an amazing story (and amazingly well made). Though to be fair on the idea of "You can't judge it until you do it"... I mean you don't have to be a master chef to be able to say something tastes terrible. But you do have to know what you're talking about.

[@AJSdanmakufu]

Amazingly animated, great voice acting, and utterly hilarious! This is what Walfas is all about!

[@ansonsieu8428]

This is perhaps the greatest thing I've ever seen

[@LuminAce1]

This animation... is SO amazing! I like the motions and plots in this one. Nice job. :)

[@luisangel8729]

I love it, so good many voices.

[@lunatic0verlord10]

11:55 Well it looks like the two lovebirds are having a nice enjoyable boat trip. I wonder where's Megumi while Mini's out, though...

[@arturoayala1004]

Megumi's training with Youmu though.

[@MasterZebulin]

Wow! You *KNOW* you fucked up when Kaguya and Mokou *stop fighting* to *kick your ass.*

[@VanishingSVST]

The amount of detail you put into these animations is pretty astounding. The simplicity of Walfas limits what a person could do, but the manner in which you approach it is impressive. Such small details like the Miko stick's, er paper pieces (idk what they are called), in motion, or the amount of face transitions is really engrossing. No scene was lacking and it was just well played, i felt it was anyway. Really something impressive. It makes me want to try harder and harder with my own projects, so...I gotta take larger steps forward. Good job with this, it was good.

[@KoolScreen95]

7:10 .....Ya done fked up Jack. Ya done fked up REAL BAD!

[@lunatic0verlord10]

7:26 It's just now I noticed the little one was there.

[@yumandyim]

7:35 R.I.P I'm gonna piss my pants if I was him

[@ruins.2843]

7:19 Impossible Spellcard 2.

[@Somedaythesunwavewillhitearth]

Best story ever :)

[@hikarikomeiji9333]

I'm in love with this, it was just perfect... and hearing Spazes voice saying all that was just great

[@drearydoll6305]

1:41 Poor Alice. :(

[@arcluz77]

¡Dios Santo! That was awesome walfas video.

[@pokemonboy59832]

I love this video so much, I hope you do more of these videos real soon. Keep up the great work! :)

[@tbana2396]

I like how almost everyone has a male voice.

[@Soluswithyou]

Absolutely amazing!

[@valthorix7347]

touhou-project.com in a shellnut

[@NijiHoloFan]

Valthorix I just went there. Jesus, the message board channel there is like, a bunch of spidermonkeys on coke, going on several different tangents at once.

[@icet9659]

wow these animations do a really good job at gathering up a hatred for other characters LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE THAT'S NOT JACK >:(

[@PhineasnFerbNum1Fan]

I love this animation. :)

[@yogsothoth915]

This is so glorious, I even slowed everything down to read all the funny little seduction montage section and it was way too much fun to be used on a single frame, this goes above and beyond. a true masterpiece

[@anondeilvers91]

6:42 the face of god himself

[@Bravidunno]

Kinda surprising that not even one of the Moriyas appeared in this.

[@Bravidunno]

***** Well it's not Suwako

[@arbitrarylunatic7381]

9:27 Yukari is enjoying this a bit too much

[@sarcasmica907]

so the moral of the story is the same as "you can't criticize food if you're not a chef"? no.

[@alwayrember193]

Seija always manages to be hilarious

[@emeraldarwyn5367]

do you have any open voice acting positions?

[@Ceej]

Astrid the Otaku Not at the moment, but if I stay on track, I'll have something pretty nifty to announce in time for Touhoucon.

[@hinaoverlord4812]

I must say that i truly admire your animation style. Subbing

[@kinomarinos9349]

WoW Spaz was right you are a extraordinary I give this video a 10/10

[@jimmoishero]

I like seeing jack its a shame there isnt more videos with him at least there are comics

[@arturoayala1004]

Yeah, but he could at least be good for a music based tournament (he could have rips and music based on flash animation and other related stuff, things related to bad fics, things related about swords (no guns), and other stuff..)

[@lunarminous9081]

Dang a world of pain oof well I like and love this long vid.😅

[@YataTheFifteenth]

Oof as a professional procrastinating writer of asses, this physically hurt me.

[@hakureireimu4815]

!!!Excellent video! You really know how to make videos like this

[@RawFish2DChannel]

Yukari's face expressions here is scary... and I love it.

[@marydog11ify]

Funny... Funny as heck XD And amazing

[@TheLolwut2]

ok, at 1:41 with the dolls I lost it.

[@Reileky]

This is amazing!

[@andrewjiang3993]

great job, love it

[@NijiHoloFan]

Kokoro's mask is the highlight of this video, imo

[@windwaker1988]

7:23. It was at this moment that he knew...he fought dumb

[@thekingshussar1808]

The name of the 2 boats... SZU Lusitania and Onozuka XD lol

[@lunatic0verlord10]

5:25 You're welcome.

[@kellytat2190]

This was awesome

[@teletubbie5478]

what is that type of animation, drawing, i really dunno what it is bit i love it

[@enderking1525]

walfas

[@teletubbie5478]

Thank u

[@zloriamiller398]

Teletubbie547 your pic scared me

[@Glennkabob]

This story's ending was *heavy's voice* not big *puts on sunglasses* surprise YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@jk61788]

Love the part where they all gang up on him..."Your in for a world of pain"

[@MysteriousFuture]

jk61788 Karma is a bitch, isn't it?

[@Alwyn2112]

Fantastic. Just, FANTASTIC!

[@thesearchenginekids4781]

And by later he means never

[@Ceej]

Hey, some people don't even get as far as "It was a dark and stormy night".

[@ThePikachuiscute]

12:03 What does it say on the right?

[@VanillaKunikida]

"it's possible that i ship rinnosuke and keine"

[@Bravidunno]

A great shipping tbh

[@10kmilesy]

11:50 Golden!

[@Somedaythesunwavewillhitearth]

Great story

[@John777tino]

Walfas legend united in epic walfas animation! sweeeeet

[@bazingabazingaMB]

Komachi sounds like she's doing an impression of some thug from Boston when she has no clue what Boston talk sounds like.

[@PsclKmn]

Spaz sent me here. And boy was it worth it.

[@andyrubbers1817]

Jack didn't work on greatest masterpiece He lied, He Works at Home

[@zwataketa]

7:25 "Spell card rules? *WE DON'T DO THAT HERE*"

[@tecnicstudios]

1:43 well look who's the huge narcissist around here

[@theinfeno]

The story jack wants to write is like Sonichu and Embers Ghost Squad fused in a very bastardized combo. btw You wont find anything 2hu related if you search the "Greatest Story Never Told". So that kind of hurts the chances of people finding this video in google/youtube search.