Movie Guessing with Stavros Halkias

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Nick Mullen, Stavros Halkias and Adam Friedland.
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[@BMilitant]

These are my best friends

[@Roy_1]

This one proves it

[@gorillazfan3]

Weird. They never mentioned you when I hung out with them.

[@N_g_er]

@@gorillazfan3wow

[@CATDHD]

I never knew you were gay

[@kudosbm]

wow this bit unleashed the full potential of all 3 boys, very rare occasion

[@jrmungandr]

Read this before listening and fully expected Adam to be absent

[@phantom.wreath]

​@@jrmungandr based

[@alexanderchippel]

I love implication that Stav's full potential is just him never watching anything not made by Disney-Pixar.

[@michelin141]

@@jrmungandr xaxaxax

[@jrmungandr]

@@michelin141 AXAXAXAXA

[@michaelnewman2343]

adam picking up on "it was on my list" is his finest moment

[@BigBeefNCheddar]

Absolute gold. Nick emphasizing it with “You had a list somewhere that had Porky’s on it” is great too, but Adam came up big there.

[@JohnnyWortel]

that's really adam's greatest power i think. in all the greatest bit clips you see adam picking up on small things that lead to amazing riffs

[@vilentman111]

this is like chess for stoners

[@harrydavey9884]

Adam enjoying Stav's stupidity is the thing I miss about Stav being gone

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

He loves not being lowest on the totem pole for once.

[@hahahaha-ut6ir]

​@raydtutto9804 stav always was at the bottom. Hes the least funny by a long shot.

[@specialknees6798]

@@hahahaha-ut6irlol that’s so wrong dude. Just pure bitterness. Stav is way funnier than Adam

[@Fortnite__Ninja]

@@specialknees6798errrrrrrr *wrong noise*

[@2200Stinger]

@@hahahaha-ut6irAdam is clearly the least funny. His ethnicity itself is the antithesis of humor.

[@Deadman1000]

I like how Stav started this bit but immediately forgot he watched the same 3 movies his entire life

[@jimtreebob2096]

Stavros “The Mind” Halkias

[@cesmitty401]

The ways

[@jollimaiahtacksworth]

I'm laughing too much at this

[@questisinthejam]

@@cesmitty401but the breakfast

[@dudestep]

This is pretty good because when they name a movie I’ve seen I can be like “I’ve seen that movie too”. It’s like they’re my friends

[@Zegeebwah]

This was the pod at its most wholesome. Back when the boys were best buds and I didn't want to die as bad as I do now. Those were the days.

[@tehrobotjesus]

Be strong, bro. Also, I'm gay.

[@jacobb.9181]

Back before he got in a fight with his dad

[@breakercassidy6946]

“...you have a list somewhere with “Porky’s” on it?”

[@borismuller86]

Porky’s was on his list purely because it has the word pork in the title.

[@breakercassidy6946]

@@borismuller86 Stavvy loves a good dry rub

[@borismuller86]

@@breakercassidy6946 I’ll try not to make any ham-fisted analogies.

[@elanerd4080]

That's the loudest I've ever heard Adam laugh

[@highjaws]

he’s the best

[@spinningchurro]

7:21

[@Nostalgia_Addict]

@@highjaws at stealing

[@2200Stinger]

He has the worst laugh in the history of laughs

[@williamthomas5215]

Lmao this bit accentuated the best aspects of all three guys: stav’s cluelessness, Nick’s autism, and Adam’s gayness

[@blincake7386]

These guys have seen so many goddamn movies

[@Avengerie]

This is a world before social media, capeshit and Oscar bait. People used to watch a new movie every week.

[@MovieBuffConnorJamieson]

@@Avengerie *you can still do that*

[@Avengerie]

@@MovieBuffConnorJamieson You can still drive a horse-drawn carriage. They are road-legal. But nobody does it. It used to be a mainstream pastime. Now it's scrolling Titcock and sharing 'burgir' memes.

[@MovieBuffConnorJamieson]

@@Avengerie movies are still being made. They’re on all the streaming services.

[@SoloBlankets]

@@MovieBuffConnorJamieson I think you are gay

[@ENigma-um8zw]

Stav is def that guy that will laugh his has off at your joke and reference but then not know what it’s from

[@dogma7346]

he’s proved that true time and again on the show he doesn’t need to understand just needs to feel it in his gut

[@HC-qc5rp]

Honestly? A good friend

[@2200Stinger]

@@dogma7346His most redeeming quality. The fat is the least redeeming quality.

[@smokedoutpositivesquad1738]

@@2200StingerI thought it was the baby peen suckling

[@oakey03]

To be far, his gut is probably his most developed sensory organ. Stav's head is like a beluga whale's melon: it's just fat and air.

[@dothesick]

7:08 “Thought he was supposed to be locked up” shit killed me lmfaoooooo

[@austinmauger1724]

I love how the joke just makes no sense. Makes me think Adam and Nick haven't seen a lot of these or at least not for a long time. Was a cable classic for sure

[@dothesick]

@@austinmauger1724 seriously. Just making up the plot to a movie with supreme confidence cuz you saw a trailer for it once on TNT late at night lol

[@bobcostas6272]

As someone who watches maybe 1 movie every couple years i can say confidently anyone who says “I saw part of it...” definitely did not watch any of it

[@maknavickas]

I was a channel surfing child so I will see movies now and halfway through realize that I saw a 15-30 min part of the movie before.

[@quorthorn7945]

t. zoomer who grew up without television

[@bobcostas6272]

@@quorthorn7945 nah im a boomer i just dont watch movies because im muslim

[@quorthorn7945]

@@bobcostas6272 Are films haram but cumtown isn't?

[@bobcostas6272]

@@quorthorn7945 Yes, ctown isnt music or film from Hollywood

[@beethovenalexander]

Truly the "Mind"

[@catgirl_online]

the funniest part is that Nick plays minesweeper

[@mattacostaguitar4048]

The tism is real

[@cordan305]

Are you really surprised tho

[@n-wordheelflips2648]

or that Porky's was on Stav's list.

[@tinman96]

You say that like it's odd to have ever played minesweeper. You never had a bullshit office job?

[@LeoSkyro]

the XP version is unironically a top5 all time computer game

[@mrmagoo8956]

No content makes me laugh the way this show does. Excellent edit

[@MNizamee]

Ive looked for this bit before, always boggled my mind why none of the other clip channels have done it before

[@chumpchange262]

As a stav myself, I figured they were just making up movie names

[@TimmyMcGowan]

“Cool world” “no” “Network” “no” “Nell” “no” my brain is fucking broken because this made me laugh harder than anything has in days

[@stevem.o.1185]

It's because they all sound completely made up lol. They definitely *sound* like 90's movies, but as a 90's kid that was into movies, I have no idea what they could even be about.

[@tinman96]

@@stevem.o.1185 network is a pretty famous 70s movie. "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!" Is from that

[@MKULTRAMADEMEDOIT]

@@tinman96 holy shit thats the movie where that's from!?!?! Thank you so much, it's going on the list thanks dude!

[@cinemacynic980]

The only reason Stav has seen Angela's Ashes is because he thought it was Sophie's Choice, and he wanted to see the scene that made Tippy Tom bawl his eyes out on Opie and Anthony.

[@grassbackyard3825]

“Porky’s is on my list.”

[@bruhdon4748]

The fact Stav worked in block buster too makes this an even funnier bit

[@t.j.themaddman6643]

At my previous job at my town’s grocery store, there used to be guy named Joel who would come to hang out and chat with my coworkers and I. One time, he told me a story of how, at the age of 11, he tricked his mom into taking him and his little brother to see Porky’s. His mom thought the title had something to do with Porky Pig but she was proven wrong once the movie got going in the theater.

[@HieronymusofArcadia]

this might be one of their best bits

[@harrylimeracketeer]

The Conversation is one of my favorites.

[@lukess.s]

It's one of the best films ever made

[@harrylimeracketeer]

@@lukess.s I agree

[@TalkernateHistory]

The best part of Hardware is when the security guard gets killed by the door

[@padricbrady6775]

Oh shit I love you guys

[@Bong_Jovi]

I enjoy your edits man, good picks too

[@KinoTechUSA69]

Damn dude, I was all in on this bit.

[@lukess.s]

He has a list and Porky's is on it

[@juvenoiachild7675]

i love the fact that stav worked at a blockbuster but barely fucking watches movies

[@juultoo]

I can relate. I was a gm at a theater for 3 years and didn't watch a single new release.

[@Kyle4OH8]

He was in it for the candy

[@DavidJBurbridge]

I think I've seen fewer movies than Stav.

[@alexbaum2204]

Stav got fat from eating. Not from sitting around in front of the tv.

[@jaggidfire]

That's why he's more vital than Dan Schneider.

[@erco9167]

Movie Guessers, Cowboy Magic, and Batman Villains; the ultimate bits

[@dayc5933]

Montgomery Gentry

[@JasonTaylor90210]

Down syndrome, Chinese accents and the n word are my picks.

[@nathanwoodcockn7184]

Stavs lack of film knowledge is so refreshing.. and gay

[@P2501-y6u]

This is the most fun they had doing this show lol

[@DeShawnaldTrump]

I haven’t seen a single one of these movies

[@kaizokuAUTO]

same apart from finding nemo lol

[@NoFlu]

Adam wouldn't have lost with me lol

[@RickySpanish1313]

'...go on'

[@Mr.Redink]

I hope this is a highlight memory for all of them fr❤

[@jb-eq6no]

The funniest part of this bit to me is that I’ve seen like 300 films and I’ve heard of a lot of these but I genuinely have almost seen none of them either 😭

[@CastroEulis145]

Adam quickly lost once it bacame a game lol.

[@davidhurrelbrink6754]

This is 100% Nick’s wheelhouse

[@christopherfoy6668]

"Hardware" (1990) with Dylan McDermott was just maximum crazy. Me and my friends would put it on when we were like 10 and it freaked us all out

[@xxxxixi6073]

Stab: “Guys we should make a movie” Also stav: “what’s a movie”

[@anthonymusto3537]

I could listen to this bit all day!

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

Nick is right, this is fun, even just listening to it.

[@Tako101]

I know this is old as hell video/podcast episode but the fact that Stav, who hasn’t seen any movies, made a movie is wild.

[@BennySalto]

A movie with Number Johnny 5, The shadow, Frank Sinatra & E.T. i would 100% watch.

[@pandavelli8176]

League of Extraordinary Homosexuals

[@Spitzfingler]

'This is so much fun!" Just listing movies he hasn't seen.. haha

[@BIacklce]

League of Extraordinary Gentleman and The Big Chill are the same movie+

[@juwebles4352]

I’m a member of the league of extraordinary dick suckers

[@hellaacapella]

What’s movie+ ?? is this a service I can subscribe to ?

[@InaneBlatherPodcast]

RIP Stav

[@StonySoprano420]

The Wind that Shakes the Barley

[@BlindSwami_]

I used to be into movies as a kid and in the last few months I've been watching a movie/s every single day. I am not even anywhere in the ball park of how many stupid fucking movies nick and adam have watched. But I'll be damned if I don't get there one day.

[@impossiblemission4ce]

Goddamn this pulled me in.

[@Petergcomedy93]

“Network” - “no” 🤯

[@FD_and_B]

He’s seen silence of the lambs… but he’s also heard it on the radio 📻 😂

[@cinemacynic980]

10:26 - Turns out, they do!

[@_Aaron_G_]

How tf has our boy Stav not seen any of the world famous movies? Is it because he was always preoccupied with eating food?

[@jimtreebob2096]

Yes

[@fajile5109]

Happy food memories

[@juwebles4352]

He ate all the movies his parent rented as a child

[@Tunkkis]

​@@juwebles4352 He thought the tape was liquorice.

[@smokedoutpositivesquad1738]

These are world famous movies?

[@shizloner]

I feel we need to know more about this list

[@WhayYay]

playing minesweeper when he said that wtf

[@unlimitedpower3157]

Awesome bit Stav

[@Guiltyconscience83]

“I got confused watching red dragon and thought it was silence of the lambs thinking i thought he was supposed to be locked up. “Pretty sure he was watching Hannibal thinking it was silence of the lambs, then decided it was red dragon being wrong twice…. God, the fact that stav is a millionaire and thinks because he’s a great smart comic and dosent fathom that Nick is the only reason why anyone knows who he is, is maddening.

[@pericles9629]

“Damn stav you’re such a cinephile “ lol adam

[@outerthoughts30]

High Fidelity

[@mondaymorningmowingwithmike]

"Pizzzzzies" Honor, Johnny "pneumonic"

[@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages]

Adam and Nick are old school /tv/ lurkers.

[@Lalovision3D]

I love how they only named like 2 movies that were made after Stavros was born.

[@demirg1421]

Imagine if Stav has seen Paris, Texas

[@MrFuggleGuggle]

Stav needs to watch more movies...

[@butterzzz6018]

A Few Gay Men

[@Jordannadroj20]

Hell yeah dude

[@SuperCoolvideoBro]

Wish I still had friends and could actually live an interaction like this instead of just watching on youtube

[@MJW238]

To be fair though, Porky’s should definitely be on one’s list.

[@samangelo2208]

Hell yeah dude

[@Mike-zd8wq]

Escape From My Ass -starring Andrew Cuomo

[@zangl2955]

all time great bit. has anyone made a letterboxd list of this yet?

[@thekidwhodraws]

Spin off movie guessers podcast. New guest every week who can also name movies stav hasn’t seen

[@ilikespacedinosaurs]

Stav has still seen more movies than most zoomers

[@shep1634]

Geriatric

[@br3akstuff]

Not true!

[@ZombieLincoln666]

Stavros ‘The Mind’ Halkias

[@familylivesmatters]

Guarding Tess Michael

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

one of the best ctown moments of all time

[@boydl]

this is incredible

[@zangl2955]

unironically putting a few of these on my list. porky's, especially

[@Troy_Story]

I'm with stav, i haven't even heard of most of these movies

[@mesgsk]

certified boyz moment

[@spencerhaabs]

I could do this all day

[@blake..-]

I’ve seen about half of the movies stav has seen

[@Guiltyconscience83]

This could’ve all been solved had stav just named a movie from the get go

[@mortystraphouse5077]

how did stav not watch any movie but also not read books, not play video games and not watch sports. what did he do?

[@JasonTaylor90210]

Beat off obviously.😂

[@AntonQvarfordt]

6:58 Tarantino didn't know or wasn't sure what a Tarantino movie was yet when he made that movie. He figured it out. Its gone stale at this point I'd rather have him make another Jackie Brown than another Tarantino movie I think.

[@AntonQvarfordt]

I used to be like "Now THAT'S a Tarantino movie!!!". Now I'm like "Yeah, that's a Tarantino movie."

[@Kdog708]

Tears of the sun

[@ronaldmcdon]

DOG DAY AFTERNOON

[@theblackestvoid]

surprised they didn't drop this. great film.

[@dankestranch8738]

Lowkey the second best Pacino performance/movie after Godfather

[@roystonrubble7103]

Dr Jackal

[@billybussey]

Joe Isuzu? Nick’s mind is crazy.

[@wilmcl9209]

So his idea was just make porn parodies?

[@talkinggun3842]

Great fuckin bit

[@ASAP_Kenny]

How the fuck has Stav not seen Porky’s

[@CordellPotts]

Any kind of movie that isn't like Fast & Furious or a Childrens Film Stav is unaware of 😂

[@Yurasuka]

NELL.