Toxic gossip train with subtitles that says what she really means

[@sonderfulsable]

her saying "all aboard" implies that she's the conductor for the toxic gossip train. really lines up with everything

[@jacksoniklo]

true

[@myleemartin8083]

😂😂

[@DeathnoteBB]

I think she’s saying it from the perspective of her victims, which makes it worse

[@mirac8803]

​@@DeathnoteBBWhich victims? She had no bad intentions you're confused.

[@hellochildren3780]

Yep 100%

[@angelwingstudios_]

As ukulele playing theatre kid, WE DO NOT CLAIM HER ‼️‼️

[@eriaizawa670]

As someone who used to own a ukulele, WE DO NOT CLAIM HER EITHER

[@chazofalsa]

She ruined theater kids for people.

[@michaelio6548]

As a weird aunt WE DO NOT CLAIM HER

[@maricraft6969]

as a ukulele player I agree

[@Orange_21]

as a Ukelele, we don't claim her either. she took mike..RIP Mike, F

[@Nsplat_]

NO NUDITY, NO SWEARING, JUST STRAIGHT GARBAGE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@beyourself1214]

The ultimate irony is that this is the most entertaining thing she's ever produced, and it's actually G-rated 😂

[@CultoftheSpiral]

@@beyourself1214i swear the jokes are writing themselves by now 😭😭

[@wysockifamily1747]

@@CultoftheSpiral Boy she *IS* the joke

[@mortemamoris123]

with what she did i'm 90% sure she wanted nudity in the vid

[@WillowBlack888]

We making it out of prison with this one boys!🗣 🔥🗣🔥

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

"Is the accountability in the room with us?" *SHE HAS BEEN SLAIN.* 💀

[@cube_of_teeth]

naw its in the waiting room 💀💀💀

[@Fuzzy_frog.]

@@cube_of_teethaw man it’s outside☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@wrevel.]

@@Fuzzy_frog. its still getting in the car to drive here 💀💀

[@ketaminepoptarts]

​@@wrevel.no its texting colleen "on my way!" when it hasnt even gotten out of bed yet

[@beck3377]

YES also im completely obsessed w your username

[@LyricalLanguages]

I have to say, Colleen’s strategy is brilliant; she knew that there were no escaping the accusations, regardless of her original intent, so instead of trying to, she created an "apology" that she knew would be like this and in turn, created a viral video, essentially monetizing her OWN demise, and soaking up the last bit of fame and money she can. Kind of despicable, but a brilliant strategy if you’re her… ethically dubious ant best, and morally wrong at worst, but still brilliant.

[@menace4319]

laws

[@winkles2314]

Then copyrighted the song and started claiming other peoples income. It is patently evil, but quite clever. She obviously doesn’t care about her reputation at this point as long as she’s making money.

[@menace4319]

oops I meat to spell lawd not laws lol

[@user-bn9ki4nb2f]

​@@winkles2314Honestly,brilliant idea for cash! I mean so many people call her stupid but honestly,the second time I watched the video I realized "Wait a minute,she's doing this on purpose!" It's kinda evil,yeah,but it was still so clever!

[@renoahsprings]

She is pretty stupid though, she could’ve just ignored everything and not said anything for a year or make new videos without addressing anything and her job would be fine after awhile. By now all she’s done is ruin her future, because no way she could continue now since her job requires her to have a good reputation. She might’ve squeezed a couple bucks from all of this, but was it really worth it when the controversy could’ve been swiped under the rug just like 3 years ago.

[@25isbetterthan24]

i literally had a dream that she made an apology video for the apology video and i almost cried bc i thought it was real😭

[@shujinkoun]

that's so funny im sorry

[@annabethchase4582]

HAHAHA

[@octowut1140]

please explain in detail what happened…

[@officially_laney]

Hahahah that’s great

[@KBZ.is.i]

storytime?

[@JamesLawner]

‘It’s not my responsibility to make kids feel safe at shows or in groupchats” Brutal! 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-kh6xp3md3v]

It's her responsibility to not make minors be a part of explicit humor

[@JamesLawner]

@@user-kh6xp3md3v Exactly!

[@CallMeCristian]

"I think it's important to hold people accountable as long as it's not me" 💀

[@Seanmm8855]

That dog she killed didn't deserve to die Yes, she killed a dog

[@avocadotoast8]

WHAT?! That's- what?! 😭😭😭😭

[@Pissymcyellowtrousers_]

?! ok now it’s going down!

[@lpshotdog9629]

I cried when I first heard the story :(

[@justchilling1506]

@@avocadotoast8 there's a video where she talks about how she has poor anger control and gives an example. There was this one time as a child where, in a fit of rage, she pinched her dog until it turned back and bit her in the face to defend itself. When they took her to the doctor, they asked why the dog bit her and she lied saying it was out of the blue, so the dog got put down because it was dangerous. And she laughed about it saying 'so I basically killed a dog.'

[@mikeoochie7699]

Someone also mentioned she made fun of roadkill

[@Idiot_TaylorsVersion]

What's especially sad about the whole train metaphor is that she knows that her own kid is obsessed with cars/trucks/trains. Of course it sounds stupid to adults, but her train-obsessed kid will eat this up and believe every bit of it.

[@finleyforevermore]

Oh no....

[@BlackIbukiChan]

I'm just hearing about these children of hers Please tell me this disgusting human being adopted it's kids because I don't think anyone would want to be related to it after this (Im aware that I said it when referring to Colleen and it because I don't think I can even recognize her a human after finding this out about her, knowing I grew up thinking that she was a cool and funny person)

[@finleyforevermore]

@@BlackIbukiChan I'm afraid they are her biological children...

[@BlackIbukiChan]

@@finleyforevermore NOOOOOO

[@tuntalia]

Even worse that they will carry the label of her kids for their entire lives because the internet will never let this die

[@brennenfoy7740]

“Those facts are rumors if you don’t mind the proof”💀💀

[@aaabbb-ve9po]

Whenever a person slammed for grooming minors say anything involving the words “in my past” it’s just the most vague, way of saying “yep. I did do that.” It’s their scapegoat phrase to avoid being bashed even harder despite it not ever working.

[@Lucifersfursona]

My past (3 day ago)

[@seraphywang4638]

That and the words “it was a mistake” or “that was my past self” like no. People’s past selves arent groomers or pedophiles. They dont make “mistakes” that so purposefully ruin kids’ lives and cast off as accidents. These arent some type of “I was ignorant” thing because its NEVER been okay and will or should be okay. Sounds like lame excuses

[@MunkyDrag0n]

Maybe she thinks grooming has a statute of limitations. If it happened so many years ago, then the whole world should just act like it never happened even though it is on camera, in chat records, and testimonies of several people.

[@evagarcia865]

@@MunkyDrag0nmaybe she thinks crimes have an expiration date. like if you kill someone you just have to wait a couple years and suddenly you’re not guilty of murder anymore

[@XAVIERINTRANS]

Her only intention was to exploit/harass/abuse others for her own personal gain, but she definitely knew the harm she was causing to others.

[@perisleaf]

So basically Biggering?

[@wysockifamily1747]

@@perisleaf Basically, Yes.

[@JasTheSass]

“Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys. You don’t need any armor when you can hide behind a screen”. Colleen doesn’t seem to realize that thousands of people right now would totally fight her in person if given the opportunity to do so. I mean it wouldn’t be difficult considering that she’s too busy putting kids’ hands in her pants or using her own kids for clout, and has a “bony little back” anyways.

[@NumerousBadgers]

My father taught me to never hit a woman, but I’d be willing to make an exception for her.

[@Luvs2spwge-xu6rd]

@@NumerousBadgerswhen they’re racist/homophobic/transphobic/a pedo/groomer is goes above them being a woman

[@Lucifersfursona]

“But did you DIE?” Idk maybe if you feel like you’re about to lose your victim pool of little kids it feels like dying. Plenty of people willing to help her compare those sensations in real time 🙋🏻

[@wysockifamily1747]

@@Lucifersfursona ✋Right here

[@eskevizercetcevicetzercezium]

​@@NumerousBadgersits a woman?!?!???

[@vgamer42]

What she was thinking at 8:34: "Oh shit I need 2 more minutes to get monetized let's waffle and sing some more random bullshit"

[@mariotheundying]

A video needs to be 8 mins to be monetized, if this is true then she didn't have a timer to see how long the video is or she just didn't know about the 8 mins thing

[@dashcamandy2242]

@@mariotheundying I believe the magic time USED to be ten minutes, but it's been changed to eight somewhat recently. Some Creators tried to keep videos under ten for their fans' sanity, but they were hurting KZbin's bottom line.

[@mariotheundying]

@@dashcamandy2242 recently like a year or 2, I remember a youtuber long ago saying how yt changed it and thankful for it because they don't have to be dragging content, I dont watch them for a long time so yeah

[@megami7373]

the fact that she kept stopping and going in order to see if SHE could monetise the video is… really something. she’s trying to appear cutesy and small as if she could never hurt anyone purposely but she just comes off as pretentious.

[@BugVRreal]

i love how she says: "i only wanna talk about the facts" yet she denies every single fact and says even more lies

[@MunkyDrag0n]

For something to be a fact, it typically has to, you know, have proof behind it. She is welcome to prove she took accountability and all the video footage and text records were fabrications in some grand conspiracy to ruin her career in court.

[@kimmyt1024]

That “weird” aunt sounds like somebody who should be in jail to me

[@ashleykoma4887]

"Let this ukelele do miracles" I'M DYING 🤣🤣🤣

[@alyssablackartist]

As a passionate classical ukulele player I want to rescue that uke that had to be subjected to such torture and rehabilitate it playing some Bach transcriptions. Also I am so so sorry to this creature’s victims.

[@firegirl4707]

worst part is is that she is blaming everyone (aka the entire internet ) for her problems that she created. get a life colleen. great video made me and my friends laugh

[@nonstoryadict]

“I didn’t know you guys were perfect 😭😭” Uhm Colleen we don’t need to be perfect to know that it’s a TERRIBLE thing to message kids about what their favorite sex position is

[@rainboww2763]

The fact that Colleen managed to make an apology without the words "I'm sorry" impresses me

[@tcjackson8062]

The Sorry, Not Sorry, (but actually I'm the victim) apology song that nobody needed.

[@Thischannelnolongerexists887]

As a human, we do not claim her

[@0_strawberry_mocha_0]

@Addy_vlogzas a gacha alien,we will not claim her if our lives depend on it.

[@squidfestival]

@@0_strawberry_mocha_0as a living creature, we don’t claim her either

[@nyasputin]

As a peice of organic matter, I do not claim her either.

[@Your_local_bunny_friend]

As an atom, we don’t claim her

[@Itsdenkabitch]

As the germs on earth we do not claim her

[@nialvessal]

"Don't bring up Adam, this is about me" I'm dying-

[@MrCheese270]

The fact that they had to pitch it down so that she wouldn’t copyright it is just depressing. Imagine being so insecure that you need to strike others because you decided to make the shittiest video ever made against your team’s wishes. Take responsibility for what you did woman.

[@RedFoxSkull]

Don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll address that and “take accountability” in her next album

[@franceskeisshavillavert2536]

"I'm not a groomer😢😣😔😞" "I'm just a loser🤪🥰🤣" 💀💀💀💀

[@angelix_8]

Pfffft the "I haven't done that for days" was too good

[@sofiawrites]

i can't believe she tried gaslight the little fans she has left with this song 🤭🤣

[@Blind_Eye046]

Sad thing is, this song genuinely sounds pretty good, like it could be used in a moment in a movie where the villain is sick of having lies told about them, so why not confirm them?~.. But Colleen *~SUCKS.~* I hate her.

[@theelephantpig3662]

😂😂😂wait now I want to see this song used in a movie/on Broadway in like an ironic way, how hilarious would that be?

[@estellemus7180]

i already have the song on my brain 😵‍💫 just for some reason it really gets stuck in my brain lmao

[@queerqueen098]

​​@@theelephantpig3662hy is my first thought that I want to see this in a starkid show?

[@andromeda_is_rad]

its catchy, but tbh its fine. It feels super repetitive. Maybe its because shes constantly blaming things on other people. I dont know :P

[@minty9565]

Thank you because it sounds way too good, to exist in this context

[@marble_rose1]

This is almost exactly what I was thinking throughout watching her "apology". Amazing video fr this was hilarious.

[@Nevaeh1125]

Why does this sound so much better than her real voice?

[@Nevaeh1125]

@nickxero2740 that’s not what I was trying to do I can promise you that… to me her voice sounded better and I wanted to say something about it… I have realized that how my comment can be read it comes off as rude.. I’m very sorry

[@dashcamandy2242]

@@Nevaeh1125 It DOES sound a little less shrill, making it marginally more tolerable to listen to. I think that was what you meant.

[@Nevaeh1125]

@@dashcamandy2242 yeah it is! Thank you for understanding :)

[@damien1139]

This gives "guess I deserve it...heh :)"

[@the_real_autisim_child9297]

This "apology" song goes hard on mute🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@dams3lletteee]

REAL

[@Your_local_bunny_friend]

THIS IS FIRE 🔥 SOMEONE PUT IT OUT 🔥

[@batt_luvs]

The thing I hate most SHES STRUMMING THE NECK OF THE UKULELE NOT THE AREA YOURE SUPPOSED TO

[@hollyjoestar8782]

?

[@batt_luvs]

@@hollyjoestar8782I play guitar and ukulele YOURE SUPPOSED TO STRUM WHERE THE BIG HOLE IS

[@hollyjoestar8782]

@@batt_luvs you can also strum right above the hole😶 I also own a guitar and ukulele 😶👈

[@mollieephobia]

you can even though it’s not normal!

[@ikwenmusic]

props to you for tuning it down so you don’t get copyrighted lol

[@kaiyotee2475]

The weird part watching this is that a lot of the stuff she's calling out actually qould ve a real problem if she was innocent and, without knowing who she is, one would be forgiven for agreeing with her. Its always disturbingly interesting to see how people manipulate in these sorts of """apologies""" to sound rational and even agreeable.

[@rattyeely]

I noticed that, listened to the so g first and thought "well maybe what she did wasn't that bad" and then read about the alligations and was like NO THIS TERRIBLE

[@cantin8697]

Yeah, I was fooled at first, because these are 100% complaints I have with the KZbin community as someone who's been watching drama play out for years!

[@starsofaheartattack6286]

True. People should know what abusers really mean.

[@Chimi2500]

I love the “millennial/theatrical pauses” 💀💀

[@watcher4286]

“I’m using big words to confuse you” is the best line

[@infinitemidnightghostmourner]

"I'm saying a lot of things that are not

[@carolerobbins9522]

Her crappy Netflix show is rated PG btw. Someone please give that ukulele back to Steven Universe so he can shatter it

[@Haunted_Plush]

Why did she feel the need to mention her being thin

[@ESketchbo0k]

Her when she says that: UwU I’m so weak 👉👈 you guys are attawching me fowr no weason…🥺 I’m just a inncocenf baby

[@ts4rch1v3]

Tbh… I’m not defending her but that’s the one thing I don’t get why people are mad at. Usually people call themselves bony/flat/twig etc to be self depricating and not to flaunt. So I don’t get why people seem annoyed about it lmao. Everything else is valid tho

[@2junieb]

@@ts4rch1v3 she body shames on the regular so it definitely came across as more of a flex than a self deprecating joke... she purchased Trisha's OF content to host watch parties of it and make fun of her body

[@ts4rch1v3]

@@2junieb oh that’s sick I didn’t know she did that. To me it still looks more like she said her “bony back” more in the same way she calls herself a loser (ie trying to garner sympathy by degrading herself) but ehh. We all have different perspectives

[@dashcamandy2242]

@@2junieb I definitely felt that was a disguised shot across Trisha's bow, especially since we've all seen the video where Colleen calls Trisha a "whale."

[@it_genfailure]

After watching this goofy ass “apology” a couple times I realized that she near perfectly described twitter

[@user-se6kk2wi6x]

That's unfortunately true

[@Princessbuttercupish]

love that she says she didn't understand there should be boundaries... this 36 year old woman wasn't aware that sending nude pictures of people to kids was wrong? That's not a boundary, that's knowingly doing some creepy pedo shit.

[@Your_local_bunny_friend]

And sending lingerie, asking for butt pictures from said minors, body checking, etc

[@silvertarot25]

Missed opportinity to do one last subtitle when she said F'k me right...could've been F'k you. But really cute snarky take on her song...I think you managed to get in what most of us think hearing it, especially the fart joke.

[@RoccoKittydoggo]

I swear her voice gets deeper in every parody video

[@_..MapleAcorn.._]

I hate the fact that her singing voice is GOOD. D:

[@papercut5238]

Dammit why do the shitty people have to be talented 😭

[@maricraft6969]

ONG plus she's more concerned with hitting those high notes than taking accountability

[@Pissymcyellowtrousers_]

ik she does NOT deserve to be able to sing that good

[@ItzCortana]

9:49 especially this imo

[@IDrinkWeed]

I hate the fact that she was apparently Ariana Grande’s vocal coach

[@Imtoobusyslayingrn111]

no way you spent your time subtitling this I can't even listen to the original video for a few seconds mad respect

[@chelseataylor5244]

Those last 2 lines will never not creep me out.

[@aziemazie]

man steven universe wouldnt let someone play a song like that on an UKULELE.

[@normalhuman9878]

🎶please I’m not a pedoooo. I can’t refute the facts but please just believe me. Please I’m not a pedooooooooooo. Everyone is lying just to be mean🎵

[@missdalliantic]

She has a point when it comes to the parents having control on whether or not their kids are exposed to watching her… her show and lives show are extremely weird and not child friendly… but some parents don’t really watch out for what their kids are exposed to watching. Other than that, with everything else she is responsible.

[@onaarchie6837]

But, doesn’t she at least select the volunteers she uses for her demonstrations? If she had a skit where she had to ask the volunteer to put their hand down her pants, couldn’t she just not select a kid for that or X that part of the joke?

[@missdalliantic]

@@onaarchie6837 yeah, she should not pick a child for those type of skits. Her audience is mostly kids sadly.

[@carolerobbins9522]

Parents do need to actively monitor what their kids are watching yes, but a lot of them don’t look past the rating, and Haters Back Off is rated PG

[@missdalliantic]

@@carolerobbins9522 oh, I really don’t know anything about her tv show except that it’s extremely weird and inappropriate from multiple posts about it… I didn’t know the rating. It shouldn’t be rated PG from what I’ve heard…

[@victoriaj4176]

I mean she told Adam not to tell his parents certain things so she knew what she did was inappropriate. Also she's not getting in trouble for her videos being inappropriate. It's how she acting to her young fans.

[@ITZ_Kaya_Creates]

As a dramatic school girl WE DO NOT CLAIM HER!!!

[@SoftballRulez871]

A simple apology would be better than lying, but it wouldn't fix that she was being weird.

[@Grouchy365]

FINALLY, a lyric vid to this dumpster 🔥 of a song. Typos aside, still incredibly accurate. 👏😌💙💛💚

[@chillsuki]

Lmao this is actually hilarious 💀

[@wrevel.]

"im using big words to confuse you" LMAOO

[@Eve_gothgirl]

If you turn off your volume you can only see her real thoughts

[@hellooooooooooooooo0000]

shes the kind of person to say “guess i deserve it…heh : )

[@annabelle.0]

I showed the original video to my dad and he said “why tf is she singing and playing a ukelele??????”

[@Kingsquid76]

This video is incredible, I love it. Every subtitle is perfect 👌🤌🤌

[@DiamondBones007]

I love how no one's picking up on her blackmailing her fans with her own sui_cid-e threat, which is a classic narssisist tactic, especially since her target audience is so young.

[@nugget1667]

And the fact that some people still supports and defends her is crazy 💀

[@user-oe2fm5cv3o]

Im sorry but the not a groomer just a looser part had me DIEING

[@chxrryk1sses179]

What you should've done with the "I'm not a groomer, just a loser" part is put "I'm not JUST a groomer, I'm also a loser"

[@barbaraporter7232]

As a girl we do NOT claim this "species" we are passing her to the boys 🤲🏻

[@DMZZ_DZDM]

This is going on top of Ed Banger Records

[@Matteo_nr1_evermore_stan]

“Those fact are rumours if you don’t mind the proof” the way you ATE 💯💯

[@perisleaf]

I’m so proud of you for putting yourself through this 😭

[@scarismypookie]

If this means anything to anyone, just know that she played this song in the key “A-Minor”. Do with this information what you desire.

[@ameliarose47]

This bringing back nostalgia of back when people would fuck around with KZbin subtitles. I wish they could add an additional option like "English, Spanish, Lols" so people that are actually hard of hearing can have subtitles and then there's a seperate spot for the jokes

[@fa11ingleaves]

“those facts are just rumors if you ignore the proof” 💀

[@Its_Dre]

Watching this on mute is so much better.

[@toastforlife]

It's sad how everywhere I am I keep singing Toxic Gossip Train.

[@windyskies236]

That's her plan she's making bank off of this😭

[@thesouthafrican1]

Swoop even said its the same chords she used when she made a song for her ex. She didnt bother making anything new

[@jupiterheartz]

I don’t play ukulele but I feel like she’s strumming it in the wrong place

[@uhmchocolatebarr]

ONE KID PLAYED TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN ON HIS UKELELE WHEN WE WERE PRACTICING AND WE ALL JOINED😭😭

[@Zigzagzooom]

Help after the toxic gossip train bit I forgot what the video was abt and I was confused when the subtitles were wrong 💀

[@wysockifamily1747]

This whole thing reminds me of Mirth. Blaming literally everyone else for these “HaTeFuL aCcUsAsIoNs” while having piles and piles of evidence against them. If you know, you know.

[@Themystergamerr]

Here's the correct title of your 'song' lady: truthful facts train

[@anarahm]

Omg that's an amazing comeback. In your face, Colleen Canceringer

[@NikoJr.]

I've never seen someone act so smug while trying to deflect child-diddling accusations

[@bradleylewis3438]

Why did she think that weird aunt would be a good analogy? Has she never heard a weird uncle joke?

[@CJ-222]

Watch out everyone, we have a fluent Colleenese interpreter in the house

[@lexy_plays4848]

"Dont bring up adam we're talking about meeeee"

[@WowUrcrazy99]

So this is what theatre kids aspire to be

[@theelephantpig3662]

Absolutely not we do not claim her lmao

[@spacekid-hp8wv]

We don't want her 😧

[@thebestlightner]

Uhh NOPE LMAO

[@largeboi4678]

No oh god no, no no no fuck that hell no

[@user-df3ch6bi7q]

Make this a drinking game lmao.. Every time she lies drink a glass of water you won't be dehydrated lmaoo

[@SillyBliss]

Holy sheet, I cant wait to talk about this in school.

[@wishingend]

the part where she brought up her stupid back made me want to break and crush it with my fingers

[@skepticalrebekah]

(should I stop and reflect? No) 😅😂😂

[@espresso5990]

0:27 “And that’s your fault >:((!!” IM DONEE 😭😭

[@nadapenny8592]

all of these videos are so cathartic to my gaslit inner child

[@schmop]

This is like seeing someone be borderline insane but then they get that last push that sends them in a spiral.

[@tuntalia]

"Did i mention i was thin?" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Pillowq2]

The fact she states she wants to 'address' the 'false rumors and accusations' but rants on about herself completely neglecting the fact multiple people have been scarred mentally by her

[@Prototype-357]

I don't get why people are even calling it an apology.

[@haydnpierce7409]

She went out as a one-hit-wonder.

[@gargles5270]

not the pitch shift to avoid copyright 💀

[@Dioxazine_Stars]

The angry frowny-faces I can’t 😂