Worst Youtuber Apology Ever

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[@thegamersconclave8709]

"My legal team advised me against this." Is the most authentic thing she said in the whole video.

[@Creature_of_the_Land]

“I’m sure you’re disappointed in my shitty little song”

[@Dante1920]

She should have listened, because no matter what the truth is, she now looks guilty as hell.

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

"There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than writing a SONG about it!"

[@randomindividual769]

@@lydiajulianprower8356 what a way to find a IASIP reference in the wild.

[@ShioOtanashi]

She didn't say anything, she sang it. She was pretty clear on that

[@ProXYOneCreations]

You can't really call this an "Apology Video," since she doesn't actually own up to any of the things she's accused of, or even really apologize.

[@tomkuiper8306]

Yeah. I felt the same

[@matiamrobbins3036]

To be fair, that’s true of most KZbin “apologies.”

[@gilangwahyuagung2530]

She's actively attacking everyone, if anything, this is a "Declaration of War" video

[@Camothor10]

that's why its such a bad apology video

[@Hi-cm1cj]

I would call it damage control rather than an apology tbh 🤣

[@kn0ckedl00se]

she really hit us with the "sorry for acting inappropriately with children! anyways here's wonderwall"

[@the_kleetus-yeeyee48]

Honestly in that scenario she actually apologized. And played a much better song

[@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn]

She didn't even say sorry

[@junky3795]

More like “you all are just toxic haters lol” *provides no context and plays smoke on the water*

[@sledgehammer_floatzel]

hell even wonderwall would be better cuz what the hell is this 💀

[@Zer0Sp4c3]

Bro this made me fucking wheeze

[@NerdThunder_]

“Stop playing A Minor, that’s how u got here in the first place!”

[@mrwaddles5054]

that's crazy

[@DiegoKohtz]

R/murderedbywords

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

You mfing genius.

[@krimzonnebula9341]

she isnt in A minor tho (ik you were joking dw it was funny)

[@davidlucas4136]

Underrated

[@kamina7347]

The fact she says her legal team advised her not to say anything, then went ahead and spat in every victims face in song form is absolutely wild to me, the internet is fuckin crazy

[@HESHRocketWarhead]

Well at least she took the heat off of her legal team. They did warn her not to comment on this.

[@kh-ro5su]

she knows she's a young, successful, wealthy white woman and that this will all brush off. her career might suffer for a bit but she's obviously made a lot of money already and will bounce back no doubt. sounds pessimistic i suppose but that's often how things go for certain people. maybe at best she'll make another apology video for more views and revenue and it'll convince a few idiots be sounding ashamed and remorseful but i doubt that too

[@surrealpsalms]

@@kh-ro5surace has absolutely nothing to do with this & you’re just making it relevant because you need an excuse to hate on white people.

[@DeathWolf88888]

She heard "Don't talk/say" or whatever it was and went "Singing isn't talking"

[@tacojoe4688]

W Kamina pfp

[@MoonWielder]

Not only did she hurt people mentally, but she had to hurt everyone's ears on her way out too. Shameful.

[@spimbles]

Hurting our damn eyes too, sheesh

[@Chillduesunflowur]

Lmfaoooo

[@MsCarringtonsYoutube]

Colleen hurt no one. She didn't prey on any children. A Comedy skit is not predatory behavior. End of story.

[@spimbles]

@ville__Charlie Brown adult noises

[@DajuSar]

I mean she does sing, she isn't bad, she is No Ariana Grande, but she sings nicely

[@Brey]

This isn't even an apology. This is just her reaction to the controversy.

[@queentrinicorn9441]

Let me fix that. This is her reaction to the consequences of her own actions 😮 “The” controversy sounds like it’s not hers! 😂

[@chickennuggetsandfries3750]

That's what I was saying!!! I wouldn't even classify it as an apology video because she doesn't even apologize 😭

[@AlaaKamal-]

Does she take it lightly? Or as a joke?

[@melissamoonchild9216]

right calling it an apology is very generous

[@demongrubbs]

this is basically her asking for an apology from everyone else

[@RandomBozo7]

I wanna see Sienna Mae's dance with Toxic Gossip Train playing in the background for the ultimate bad apology combo

[@GuadalupeRojas-v1g]

Say less give me a couple weeks

[@RibbitRibbit191]

​@@GuadalupeRojas-v1gprogress?

[@baffuhaaii8590]

Lmk when it's done please ​@@GuadalupeRojas-v1g

[@chatlurker]

​@@GuadalupeRojas-v1gok

[@anothermiddleschoolburnout8816]

Someone made like a trap remix of the song using clips of Sienna's dance for a visual. I'll link it if I find it. ~~~ I think KZbin might have deleted the link because I don't see it on my side. It's called "Toxic Gossip Train (Colleen Balllinger Remix)" By Glassy B.

[@nathanjwriting]

Back in the day, the worst thing you could do in an apology video was not apologise. We all thought it couldn’t get worst than that.

[@vidgamarr5126]

How naive & young we were. It's adorable, honestly. Now here we are.

[@a_plane]

​@@yozlolYFGA Good for you little Timmy.

[@duolingoowl9663]

@@yozlolYFGA Nobody cares 😂😂

[@tngjiasheng2703]

More like a deflection or self-victimization video

[@ITm4n]

worst than that

[@ConnieAshlyn]

Her behavior is not only passive aggressive but toxic narcissistic behavior. Blaming victims, invalidating, gaslighting, trying to act like she’s the victim after abusing others.

[@potato6785]

“Yeah I’m a pedo groomer guys, but I changed!”

[@dangerxbadger2300]

​@@potato6785dont forget the other slice of denial bread in the delusion sandwich: "but I wasn't ever a groomer, and if u say I was you're lying for clout!!"

[@xathridtech727]

This isn't an apology video this is guys it was everyone but me narcissist video

[@GooeySplat]

the only useful thing she has is her physics she's pretty 🔥 otherwise.

[@dangerxbadger2300]

@@GooeySplat yeah gravity works on her SO well! Once that object is in motion, it definitely stays in motion, am I right? Daaaamn! Lol

[@teczowykotel]

The fact that her legal team told her NOT to do this and she still wrote, sang recorded and posted this shit is insane

[@ConcreteCrescent]

She comes across as absolutely batshit. Someone might want to sit her down and explain that her legal team told her to keep quiet because the CONTENT of her little message wouldn't be helpful to her cause, not the fucking mode of delivering said message.

[@iah123]

LITERALLY

[@smith507]

@@iah123 TEXTUALLY

[@harumtaha3102]

i feel so bad for her legal team because they’re probably pulling their hair rn 💀

[@feraltaco4783]

I don't know why people get lawyers then ignore EVERYTHING they say.

[@michaelgauvreau6638]

"That bleeding in your ears is normal" -pengiunz0 🤣🤣🤣

[@exxuus6260]

Imagine being traumatized by this woman and seeing her play the ukulele as she apologizes

[@input00]

Don't translate.. ในเวลาไม่กี่ชั่วโมง หัวใจของคุณจะเริ่มหยุดเต้น วิธีเดียวที่จะป้องกันไม่ให้สิ่งนี้คือสมัครรับข้อมูลจากช่องของฉัน たひ

[@Meow_mix00]

@realyozI don’t care…

[@Swirluser1]

​@@input00ok

[@casiopean]

​@realyoz get well soon, sweetie,,, you're a bit delulu 🥺

[@MrMattogreen25]

Imagine the therapy sessions about that

[@arttheclown1163]

She not only traumatized the victims, she made an entire new audience loathe her.

[@chrisswindall122]

What a bunch of wusses, that’s all I say. This counts as traumatizing for you people and the victims?? Lol - you all ain’t seen nothing, then.

[@justaweeb1884]

I wouldn’t be traumatised I’d be happy

[@hergo1057]

@@justaweeb1884same

[@jetaimessul]

​@@FlameBunnyHuh 💀💀

[@_ANDRE.]

@@FlameBunny I do agree with that. If words online hurt you to such a degree that its traumatizing you need to go offline. However its still weird af from her and she should get called out for the messages.

[@andrebarbosa5374]

As awful as this whole situation is, i can't get over how her legal team specifically told her to not say something stupid before she went on to fucking sing something stupid

[@sarahbunnell6632]

It honestly would have been better if she had at least given some evidence rather than call everyone toxic with their actual receipts

[@kidarufilms6345]

This ukulele toting pedo: What? I never said anything. I sang it

[@P34chy5c0n3]

@@axeltheghost6824came to say this, i know her QUIRKY WEIRD SELF thought a song was a loophole bc she isn’t speaking on it she’s singing on it

[@taytoyaddic7ed881]

It's probably not true, it's just way for her to make everyone believe she's being "genuine", "not scripted", "honest"

[@Redhotsmasher]

I was thinking about making a "I can't say anything stupid? Guess I'll sing it instead." type joke comment, until the video got to 5:56 where she literally said basically that. There aren't enough facepalms in the universe.

[@electric_chris]

"All of this is true, because it rhymes" - Colleen

[@zipperz_tix]

"Oh, what an inspiring legend that you MADE UP." -everyone

[@Messier42-handle]

source: DO NOT TRUST ME, BRO

[@KENNYBIGBOWMAN]

@@zipperz_tixaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[@zipperz_tix]

@@KENNYBIGBOWMAN “the special one”. what a bunch of hippy. dippe. baloney.

[@Marcuskwok-hn5yi]

I am god,because I’m the dog.

[@tullythebully5539]

She doesn't just deny the allegations, she insults and belittles the victims. Truly an evil wicked soul.

[@Babesfromhell]

@@chinglesscheddarcute victim blaming

[@MokohiChan]

​@@chinglesscheddarHe literally says she sent her used underwear to children. We can split hairs all day about what constitutes an adult or a teen, but legally, that's illegal

[@antichaos]

⁠​⁠@@chinglesscheddaryou are a predator

[@LiveAlienReaction]

​@@chinglesscheddar Imagine thinking something has to happen offline for it to affect someone

[@ZionDoesMakeup]

​@@chinglesscheddarThis woman literally sent a minor lingerie and spread a girls legs so far apart that it looked like something sexual and made dudes look at the girl in an predatory way. That and she made a boy reach into her pants on stage in front of people

[@theghostofsabertache9049]

She wrote this, rehearsed it, set up her camera to record, picked up a ukulele, pressed record and the whole time thought “people are totally going to love this and completely forgive me”

[@beckyhopkins4306]

No, she humiliated herself on purpose. "As long as you're having fun :/" being the theme of the song is very telling; she's set up an accusation that proves itself. She's using the fact that people know she's a predator to do something that makes them all point and laugh at her, and she's doing it to lure in kids who are being bullied at school to feel bad for her and feel her 'pain'. Everyone who's pointing and laughing at how pathetic her attempts to manipulate them are don't realise they're being manipulated. It's terrifying to watch this play out and for no-one to see it for what it is.

[@xxxstellarxxx]

@@beckyhopkins4306This made my fucking stomach sink because you’re totally right.

[@slaveyamihaylova5687]

Sometimes, people think they have power over the others. She's earnt so much from her career she honestly does not care... and we have so many examples of people who got "canceled" but they continue to be famous and rich so she thought.... f**k it. I'm doing whatever. The world is f*cked, anyways!

[@ray3559]

sounds based

[@MoltenLqva]

@@beckyhopkins4306 that's terrifying...and you're most likely absolutely correct

[@queenofawesome2550]

Colleen: Accused for grooming minors Also Colleen: *turns her apology into a Spongebob song*

[@cringecafe]

Don’t diss SpongeBob like that

[@MikeNolan_Councilman]

​@@cringecafeabsolute blasphemy

[@some_random_merc]

The G-R-O-O-M-I-N-G -S-O-N-G Song edit: ok, Michael Smith

[@MikeNolan_Councilman]

@@some_random_merc slow clap.

[@spawnofthedead4556]

In a-minor no less

[@westonmyers239]

Not only did she embrace the last name of her KZbin persona in this "apology", but she also embraced her crime as well by playing in A Minor.

[@shadowyzephyr]

It's in G Major. That would have made it more ironic

[@westonmyers239]

@@shadowyzephyr Well, there goes that joke. If only she actually did that though.

[@malegazeofficial]

@shadowyzephyr why

[@nyota9087]

@@shadowyzephyrsarcasm flew right over your head

[@oldgrandpa1758]

@@westonmyers239what are you Kendrick Lamar? A minorrrrrrr

[@sasandbernard7862]

Look, we don’t have “perfect” pasts, but most of us sure as hell haven’t solicited inappropriate pictures from children. That is a you problem, Colleen.

[@diccchocolate416]

"Everybody makes mistakes" yes but I am not a pedophile

[@Se7enRemain]

I've been a genuine piece of shit. It's just how it is; but never in my LIFE have I been as disgusting as Colleen is here

[@tacobanana6538]

"whoospie I accidentally groomed and traumatized tens of emotionally vulnerable children, silly me 😅, any of y'all relate?"

[@kenos911]

“Im an investor💰, so when I accidentally stumbled into a kindergarten 💡I couldn’t help but think of all those future investments😋 on that playground!!‼️🗣️🗣️How silly I was of thinking that 😯😯

[@grantfreeman5327]

If any dude comes out and says they are traumatized by that then the are just fuckin pussies wanting a payout. Every male wants to put his dick in everything, it's our primal nature.

[@hudycat]

She doesn’t even LOOK sorry. No remorse, no guilt or regret. 🤷‍♀️

[@meowtation]

At some point, if one normalises their own inappropriate behaviour and obviously doesn't seem to see anything wrong in it, (because this little performance shows it), they pull the victim card. it's delulu...

[@uh...........]

its the same thing with shane dawson. he sexualized minors, theres evidence of him kissing a minor at one of those meet and greet with the fans. theres evidence of him admitting to sexualizing his own pets. he once claimed in an audio that he "came on them" yea nasty shit. colleen is the same way though with her audience, i swear these two youtubers groomed their audience and refused to own up to their actions. shane makes repetitive apology videos but shows no remorse for them, and now we got this fucking trash brewing in the garbage disposal of colleen grooming minors in the past and then not even owning up to it or bringing forth evidence that says she never did. ngl i wanna throw my keyboard after finding out about this. shes not even sensitive towards the topic, she just made a fucking song about it and you know what, those victims that came forward with evidence against her probably have seen this and are traumatized as balls right now. W H Y why do we allow these youtubers onto the platform, they should be banned, their main accounts should just be banned off the fricken platform. and heck correct me if i'm wrong but a VPN ban is that still a thing? i think it is. keep these predators from marketing off children because all they're doing is sexualizing them, getting away with it, and then turning around and gaining profit off of the minors they've groomed. and then years later these minors grow up, realize what's happened and determinedly come forward only for the youtuber to shit on their evidence with no proof to back it because the grooming youtubers are guilty and they know it yet they still have a channel. it's disgusting, no other words than that.

[@misterdinkly]

No remorse, no regret..we dont care what she meant.

[@Oneiros1919]

The "I'm only human after all" meme come true

[@omnissiah7247]

She doesn't look sorry, because she isn't. She thinks she did nothing wrong, which only means one thing: she'll do it again 100%

[@Iamnotbobsofearme]

I love how she sings "I changed my behavior, and took accountability" and then proceeds to deny everything for the next 8 minutes.

[@odacova3319]

@borutokawaki-cv2flIf you hurt someone, you got to say sorry. No matter what. I’m sure your just trolling people tho since you are in a lot of replies defending this girl.

[@MomMom4Cubs]

​@@odacova3319Or another "minor attracted person." Gross either way.

[@theeclipseforestplays6409]

@borutokawaki-cv2fl If you're not trolling. Then give evidence to the victims being soft, because all you're saying is I saw all the REAL evidence against her from REAL people who've been hurt by her and i'm saying it's baloney with nothing to back me up.

[@theeclipseforestplays6409]

@borutokawaki-cv2fl And where is your evidence? You're saying that everyone is soft because they went through a traumatizing moment that you don't care about. However, that doesn't make a person "Soft" The definition of a "Soft" person, is someone who will cry at anything. This isn't soft. What they went through, they kept to themselves for a long time, they only JUST STARTED to act against her hence all the claims. If you think that someone who did something brave in a situation like that WHILE BEING PRESSURED NOT TO is soft. Then get your facts straight, and get out. No one needs someone who doesn't know what he's talking about in a comment section about a serious topic.

[@emilisusas1254]

​@borutokawaki-cv2floh sorry for not being an alpha sigma male 🥺

[@dabbespelar2605]

"not a groomer, just a loser" oh colleen, you can be both queen!

[@KENNYBIGBOWMAN]

Don’t call her queen

[@Marcuskwok-hn5yi]

@@KENNYBIGBOWMANthen lets call her a peasant.

[@ClickToLose]

​@@Marcuskwok-hn5yi Nah, she's a french queen during 1779.

[@MeepmcarthurtheSECOND]

​@@Marcuskwok-hn5yitoo Honorable

[@randomidk6206]

​​@@MeepmcarthurtheSECONDshit-eating diabolical and delusional ukelele druid Yes this is a boss fight

[@SignoftheStar]

She really played the "I'm sorry you think you need an apology" card.

[@LokiBeckonswow]

this is genuinely one of the first red flags of a narcissist

[@kristaturner3741]

Her legal team: “Don’t talk.” Colleen: 😀🎤🎼🤡

[@UromixOn]

Bro she should've just shut up and listened to her legal team by not talking, but nah she made it worst🤡

[@afridgetoofar1818]

@realyozgood work!

[@bowii9993]

i just scrolled down to see this comment right as this part happened lmao

[@lavan4077]

💀

[@burgerwithnohoneymustard168]

​@@rynxcz🤔

[@monkeknight2845]

She took a look at all the evidence and basically just said "nuh uh" as a counter argument

[@sweetpepino1907]

She sang it though, that makes it better They didn't say she couldn't *sing* it

[@Thignot]

fr man 💀

[@SCBodyboarder83]

This is "nuh uh" the musical.

[@smb6127]

🎶 _nuh uh_ 🎶

[@hezekiahmiller2284]

“Nah she’s giving us a one way ticket to defection station because this is some shit here.” Hardest line ever dropped

[@alyssamay9237]

Anyone: Hey, Colleen, since you say all these claims are untrue, why don't you gather evidence showing that you're innocent Colleen: TOXIC GOSSIP TRAAAAAAAAIN!

[@tylermanning4321]

That's not how the burden of proof works. You don't have to prove you're innocent, they have to prove you are guilty.

[@alyssamay9237]

@@tylermanning4321 Did you miss the part where they HAVE evidence against Colleen? Including videos and messages?

[@mamorumobushi2217]

​@@tylermanning4321which they did lol

[@great1307]

@@tylermanning4321 brain damage 🗿

[@miajose660]

​@alyssamay9237 I don't think that's what they meant...I think if you aren't going on trial then there is really no reason to show evidence on how you're not guilty...besides regaining social media support again....idk

[@mcsmouche]

Felt like a family guy moment when her team told her she couldn’t talk about it so she had the grandiose idea of singing it. Truly a spectacle of 2023.

[@scudbucket_]

I don’t think even Family Guy would make a joke like this, and I don’t think I’d call this a joke either this is edging on being a lot of other things, none good.

[@mcsmouche]

@@scudbucket_ i was comparing the skit scenes and how oddly specific it is (normally pitched as a bad joke or take). I never understood how she could pick up an ukulele due to the gravity of her situation.

[@andyvail269]

i’d say more like a south park episode ngl

[@giviko3231]

there's a victorious scene of this exact thing lmao

[@boygirlie]

Theres a victorious reference in there too

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

Honestly, it's not fair to call this an apology. It's mostly just an angry denial of everything and victimizing herself

[@sytherwusky]

She honestly think she did nothing wrong

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all" ~ Oscar Wilde

[@sytherwusky]

@@philosophy_bot4171 honestly the best way to deal with it now drama if you’re a content creator is to be passive about it

[@PeaceandLove222]

Thank you. Everyone keeps calling it an apology video and it’s dumb.

[@sytherwusky]

@@PeaceandLove222 but if your dumb enough to respond to drama I say, say something brief and move on

[@Justsomeonewithopinions]

"Why did you send me nu-" *Aggressive Ukulele strums.*

[@SnowScope55]

And Jojo Siwa defended it too...

[@spencer1837]

This is unironically probably helping her lawyers reputation because she opens up saying that they told her not to do this. Nice of you to clear their names off of that dumpster fire for them!

[@spencer1837]

Okay I hate people who edit their comments to make a joke about how their comment did well but Jesus guys, I’m not **that** funny. 😂

[@gemgem-hl7ii]

​@@spencer1837no one said you're funny. They just liked your comment because they agree with you

[@philipsalama8083]

You can be the greatest lawyer alive, but if you have a shitty client, there's not much you can do.

[@spencer1837]

@@gemgem-hl7ii ahhh, I see.

[@Kalqvx]

​@@spencer1837Nicest KZbin comment reply... holy fuck

[@mrturtletail3945]

Cringe and anger are hard emotions to trigger at once. But she managed to pull it off, bravo.

[@RacingSnails64]

Lol yeah 😂

[@Mrnoobestreturns]

Yep lol

[@av8840]

Yeah those two equals disgust lol

[@Arkstromater]

I can feel the cringe go down my spine like a chill on a January day. This whole thing is weird because it’s like she is actually the character “Miranda sings “ underneath the red make up and the act.

[@meowtation]

​​​​​@@Arkstromater research the backstory, HOW she actually came up with this idea of her character. It's sickening, if it's true. Allegedly it's "inspired" by her disabled sibling, according to an ex coworker, who btw also left traumatised after being terrorised, (I believe by her brother or someone, don't exactly remember..) so.. yeaahh

[@inscrutablemungus4143]

Her legal team: "Don't say anything. It's too risky" Her: "The risk I'm about to take is calculated, but boy do I suck at math."

[@b47ancevic53]

😐

[@Me-uv6kc]

Calculated.

[@nychous]

“My team told me i shouldn’t speak on it, but they never said i couldn’t sing about it.”

[@sabertoothno34]

@@nychous the part i hate is that most of it wasn't even her singing, just terrible rhymes.

[@Njuregen]

@@nychous She seems a person unable to grasp the seriousness or feels she is to special to let this happen?

[@YuBeace]

"In all seriousness--" *continues strumming on her silly little ukulele.*

[@RaeRaeBT]

She doesn’t even apologize she just wrote a song about how wrong her victims are and how it’s actually fine

[@milesinwyatteandcora]

Predator mentality for real. If you watch Hanson vs predator you see a common theme and the similarities are striking 🫣

[@silverbells24]

That's not surprising at all tbh 😂

[@Cagebreaker]

And conveniently takes long enough for her musical number to be monetized

[@Mrnoobestreturns]

Yep and she even admitted her song she wrote is garbage in the video yet she decided to release it on KZbin

[@silverbells24]

@@Mrnoobestreturns attention seeking at it's finest

[@Driggsboba]

This isn’t even an apology, she’s accusing her fans of misinformation and ultimately lying

[@teef7467]

fr she didnt even attempt to say sorry once she js basically said it was gossip and lies 😭

[@onyxala]

​@@jade3652Colleen alt account ☠️

[@gamerfroger]

@@jade3652 no way you think all of the evidence isnt true, colleen is just down bad playing the victim and youre falling for it. If the acusations really werent true, she would come with actual proof and facts to back up her innocence and not this dumb video with her singing and playing a ukulele of some sort. She couldve atleast posted a sincere apology, but she didnt

[@jade3652]

@@gamerfroger yea but even if she gave you wha u wanted y’all would still be on her dick anyways that’s what she’s saying listen yo

[@jade3652]

@@gamerfroger with your ears not your fuckin eyes

[@Sidney-ov8ws]

She's just kind of admitting it and saying "it is what it is I'm not going to apologize" 💀

[@nickhughes8179]

She essentially pulled a Trump card.

[@ricklob1222]

She thinks she's Kanye 💀

[@Mr.BonusHole]

Right? This video only stands to hurt her in court.

[@Skymoc4]

_"I'll f*cking do it again"_ vibes if you ask me

[@idonthavegoodhumor]

she is almost the definition of two face denying then apologizing than back to denying

[@kentuckycryptid]

Imagine being Colleen's lawyer when she goes to court over the whole thing, and they pull up the video. At that point, I'd just walk out of the courtroom, quit my job, and go to work at McDonald's.

[@legogonkdroid3630]

“Your honor, I believe I’m on the wrong career path” (Leaves)

[@PearlClanLeaderIrida]

​@@legogonkdroid3630Basically "fuck this shit"

[@Gr8fulBee]

I used to work in a prison, and just about every convicted felon that has some kind of charge to do with a minor will victimize themselves and downplay the trauma they put these poor kids through. She’s no different, and that ukulele made me sick.

[@the_kleetus-yeeyee48]

Because they think they’re the main character. Or protagonists, no one likes to admit that they’re a creep or douche. And some people put a wall around themselves.

[@Tater_Toot]

I used to have a friend whom I later found out to have dated a minor(15 yr old girl) when he was 10 years older than her. Never expected it since he was always vocal about grooming being wrong, but he did tiptoe around her age when I asked how old she was. Perhaps he was playing up the social justice persona out of guilt, or perhaps he’s so narcissistic that he somehow sees his own actions as completely different. I’ll never know.

[@AP-sr2lr]

@@user-vs4qc7yj9s "Main character" is the buzzword of 2023

[@JDoe-gf5oz]

She's not a convicted felon. Nothing has proven in a court of law.

[@spand9043]

@@JDoe-gf5oz no shit hes just comparing her to the guilty

[@jenjenroxmysox]

She's not like other KZbinr apologists... She's quirky.

[@mariaf.1732]

Literally what I thought from watching 😂

[@ShakyChess]

Not the first time she's played A minor

[@Rando_Brando841]

And she's not like the other girls.

[@AnotherAzh]

@@ShakyChessLol

[@Himark89]

apologies beggers hate that one trick!

[@michellequinn7459]

I love how she calls grooming kids and criminal behavior a “toxic gossip train”

[@kobra6660]

If that's the case than Jared fogle must be innocent for his behavior creating a toxic train

[@rynxcz]

I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna be OVER for you 👾

[@dstrktn]

@realyoz noc

[@IncubiAkster]

alledged 'grooming' legit who cares unless she was physically meeying up with 10 year olds and assaulting them. Cryin over nothin as usual welcome to the internet. Boo hoo i sent a pic of ky bum to someone my life os ruined LOL.

[@MsCarringtonsYoutube]

She groomed nobody. End of story.

[@cubingman4632]

"Tryna strike a chord, and its probably A Minor"

[@JamalDeez-qm9qi]

Get out of here like bro that song is good like I get it she’s a pedo . No im not a drake meat rider Kendrick won the beef but it’s annoying

[@Noir_254]

[@ducky9202]

So to summarize everything, she not only made HERSELF the victim here but she invalidated every single one of the REAL victims feelings, by writing a cringy song and not taking accountability for ANYTHING that she did. Wow.

[@rxc4350]

It’s called being a birthing person

[@redfatseal2407]

and this is her logic in a nutshell: "I did nothing wrong, these are all lies, the cancel culture is sadistic and your welcome that I'm so entertaining, by the way im sure were all the same and no one's better than me cus we all make mistakes and although there are solid evidence, I'm still scared of admitting to things they already know and btw, I just admit to everything I did wrong and took accountability and made a sincere apology so now your all obligated to forgive me

[@ducky9202]

@@redfatseal2407 w reply

[@V1DE0-STARZ]

@@rxc4350a what?

[@Hehehehhehehehehehehehhe78]

Narcissism

[@nicluvsyou237]

I can’t even consider Colleen’s video an apology considering she never even said she was sorry

[@meowtation]

If in her eyes she did nothing wrong and believes in her own illusion, why take accountability, right?

[@meowtation]

And, this was never meant to be an apology in the first place. This is just playing the victim AND downplaying the whole situation... like "look at me, I'm playing a cute ukulele and sing a lil bit for you, I can't be a bad person, but all of YOU can, because how dare you!!!" So manipulative...

[@ab-gail]

Exactly

[@sabrexi7228]

She did, she apologized that she’s not going to be apologizing 😭

[@Mrnoobestreturns]

Yeah legit I now think anybody that does these chords G G7 D D7 and repeat for 10 minutes I can tell they are not sorry at all and yes I am not joking she legit repeats only 4 chords for 10 minutes

[@missyknorr4545]

Did Colleen really think everyone would be like, “Wow, she’s SO amazingly talented that it CAN’T possibly be true.” I’m so confused by this apology.

[@00st307-m]

Same - even her die hard fans will struggle to defend this I think.

[@jump_the_clouds5624]

people are in fact doing just that in her comment section

[@spicydonuts3363]

unfortunately there are people in her comments apologizing, defending her, and saying they're happy she's back....

[@johnmehlman5195]

​@@jump_the_clouds5624if someone is a fan of someone that has been outed as a degenerate creep, they will try and find every excuse to stay on the creeps side

[@lukastregler7881]

Worked with Michael Jackson tho

[@princesidon413]

I love how she makes herself the victim here, like we’re supposed to feel sorry for her and not the many kids who she’s harassed

[@fvatima]

she’s not gonna be too happy when the court room doesn’t let her play her ukulele as defence

[@sensitiivve]

HELP

[@redbarrelentertainment]

She doesn't need to worry, she's a woman. She won't face any consequences for her actions. She could fist a 5-year-old and win $5,000,000 in court because somehow the toddler "manipulated her"

[@Edixim]

​@@sensitiivveno were not

[@heymistercarter.]

Now I’m just imagining her pulling her ukulele out and tries to sing about the “Toxic Gossip Train”, then someone takes it out of her hand and smashes i, John Belushi in Animal House style. Then the judge asks her to proceed.

[@vordt4139]

I say let her show it. If anyone in the Jury believes it, then we found more clowns.

[@Blitzkit]

Imagine if she gets to court and she tries to beg for mercy and the victims just brought their own ukelele and sing the shit out of her

[@geometrywarrior4882]

Return to Sender

[@qdamelody]

BRO ID DIE 😭😭💀💀

[@thekbot1155]

To the victim I'm sorry sorry sorry sorry...

[@potatogod7417]

@@geometrywarrior4882 outstanding move

[@alexb7092]

If this goes to court they should show all the evidence they have and at the end, play this clip completely in full to show the jury the absolute absurdity of it, her response to it all was that, I think they'd also see it was a clear punch in the face (metaphorically) to all the victims while trying to desperately cling onto any small kids who don't fully understand the claims so she can still make some revenue lol

[@RandomUser8P]

Imagine spending all the hours writing, reviewing, performing, recording, and posting this *”apology”* without ever once thinking that it might be a bad idea.

[@fishuet]

the fact she's smiling and absolutely mocking the people she's traumatized has got me boiling bro. such pure narcissism

[@cosmichild1]

Can we not even use air quotes or label this as an apology video? She literally admitted that she wasn't going to apologize, and all she did was say "they're all lying because they hate me".

[@AntiMaxer]

well you see she got posted on a youtube channel with 13.2m followers plus her 3m subs and whoever else posted about her shes going to make even more money from this so she thought really hard about this isnt a bad idea out of the 10 people that hate her from this 4 found it funny or are interested in her sick perversion

[@Naokarma]

"People are accusing me of being a predator, better pull out the ukulele and say nobody's perfect! As long as I vaguely imply they're lies, that'll do it."

[@raitostyleworks]

by all you mean both hours?

[@M1N1molo]

Look into her eyes, into the abyss. Tell me there's not just pure, unadulterated evil.

[@agonypain2696]

I don’t think we can even call this the worst KZbinr apology video because she never apologizes once 💀💀💀

[@the_kleetus-yeeyee48]

Fr, she’s just like I’m quirky and lonely. 👉👈🥺

[@ozzyc5122]

I think that's the point though. When did she say this was an apology video? When and where? She never once claimed that's what she was doing so how can you criticize it for not being one?

[@mewsyl]

@@the_kleetus-yeeyee48right like wtf 😭

[@Crackpot_Astronaut]

​@@ozzyc5122 Well she does make a point of saying that she wanted to comment to show that she's "taking accountability." I mean, she's _not_ taking accountability, but she's claiming that she is.. which is often the biggest part of an apology video.

[@ozzyc5122]

@Crackpot_Astronaut I do want to make it clear that I don't agree with her nor am I defending her. But I see everyone saying "worst apology ever" and I can see her thinking "I wasn't apologizing."

[@FinAndo69]

The fact she waffled for 10 minutes so she can still earn money from it is crazy 💀

[@axiss5840]

That's what's insane to me. 6.7m views right now is basically funding her legal defense.

[@meowtation]

Oh, it's also monetized, why am I not surprised?

[@CZiP]

not defending her but I don’t think she really needs the money but yeah still cringe

[@RatInACowboyHat]

Once your famous you can get money from anything

[@Hhe448]

@@axiss5840no it’s not.

[@HoneyQueen346]

Omg, a 30+ year old woman wanting to be "besties" with underage people is the most pathetic thing i've ever seen. This woman is a piece of work.

[@gunkhead]

​@SheepManYFGA2 Silence, bot spammer.

[@sharkattackj]

​@realyoz exposed urself as a bottom feeder

[@FergusGalatian]

Ok cotton candy honey queen furry

[@uaidavi]

There are so many guys that do the same but with sexual intent, I'd wager it's just as bad, and scaringly common

[@cerys113]

@@FergusGalatianhey chill dude 😞

[@Vinicius_Berger]

1:46 "If you've been on KZbin for a long time you've definitely heard that name before" I use KZbin daily since late 2005 and I have absolutely no idea who that is.

[@mr.eggsandwich8138]

Lol I thought I was the only one who had no idea who she was.

[@ootfan7882]

*Since late 2005* Holy mother.

[@hondongulus2759]

(Necropost srry) Fr It's like meeting someone new and they introduce themselves as a sex offender in the first sentence.

[@shaynealicious]

I love how her entire argument can be simplified to "🎵nuh uh🎵"

[@dawngamer-6354]

You are charged for grooming teens *proceeds to pulls out a ukulele* nuh nuh uh🎸🎸

[@jjrays9913]

_"dafuq you mean 'nuh uh'?!"_

[@Devilish_Orange112]

​​@borutokawaki-cv2flshe literally made a teen girl spread her legs

[@eyweiuai]

@borutokawaki-cv2fl WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

[@doddermodd]

This is proof that Colleen is a closet flat Earther

[@1ManRandom]

I like how she says “they never told me I couldn’t sing,” like she’s cleverly exploiting a loophole and not like she’s behaving like a 6 year old who needs to be given explicit, detailed instructions for every little thing they do.

[@NateDdragon]

bludette thinks she made a discovery bigger than the big bang theory

[@eworaa]

Painting herself as the good person who goes an extra mile to come out to people and clear the misconceptions, while the legal team (bad) tries to get her to shut up. Lawyers are stereotypically considered sneaky so by putting herself in an opposite to them she tries to make herself look better/more trustworthy.

[@Fritz9672]

@@eworaa Lmao looks like she should've listened

[@kenjincapers]

She doesn't even do that well she fails her own loophole. Arrhythmic spoken word with no musical relationship or rhyme in a lot of cases is all over the place here. She just plays chords and talks excuses for like half the damn song. Talking over strums isn't singing it's an excuse with background music under it. Like if she can't even honestly exploit her own loophole how much of the rest of what she's saying can be trusted? She strawmans the opposing argument only uses logical fallacies and is caught red handed lying about her own loophole. Nothing in that video indicates she's trustworthy. The whole thing is logical fallacies, lies and a trust me bro attitude.

[@jwalster9412]

Imagine putting so little thought into something. Bruh.

[@TheBrokeCyberWanderer]

She wrote the song, sang it, rehersed it, set up the video, played it again, edited it and posted it but not once thought "Gee. Maybe i shouldn't do this?"

[@sunrisemisosoup]

Apparently someone even made a slowed + reverb 💀

[@katzen9268]

@@sunrisemisosoup I actually fixed the video and removed the lies n stuff lol

[@plobclop]

​@@katzen9268so you were left with a 0-second video?

[@katzen9268]

@@plobclop pretty much 😏

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

To quote the immortal Mr. Danny Di Vito as Frank Reynolds: "Okay, we gotta write a song about how we definitely do NOT diddle kids! 'Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids!'"

[@sonikboom007]

Franks mortician did a better job of making him look human than this soulless entity

[@cyanogensmb1412]

Her logic for the points in her “apology” basically falls under the quote from the Lego movie “All of this is true because it rhymes” 💀

[@isaiah1867]

😂😂😂

[@TalkedSniper322]

“Wow. That was a great, inspiring legend… that YOU MADE UP!” (kick)

[@wrath4452]

Yep, except this time the fates aren’t going to magically make the story you spun true.

[@freekenjaku]

Unlike the lego movie however, it was not amazing

[@theWeezler69]

yeah but clone high did it first

[@slytherjoshi3313]

A mistake is leaving your textbook at home. A mistake is texting the wrong person. A mistake is NOT taking your used underwear, putting it in a box, and sending it to A CHILD! I always found Miranda Sings annoying when I was younger, so I'm glad I dodged this bullet. To the fans and victims of Colleen Ballinger - good on you for speaking out. We believe you.

[@KCN95]

ong, SHE WAS AND STILL SO FUCKING ANNOYING

[@KristenH1029]

Plus she mailed it and it went to a whole other country.

[@Jaden-op7pv]

Not that it makes it right but it wasn't used. Brand new actually.

[@DastardlyDavid69]

Sounds like somebody is on the toxic gossip train 🚂 😹

[@Kaixjss]

Me too. Not even my dumb adolescent mind could willingly watch her say “stawp it” like girl. Stfu

[@cathy2332]

You know what’s even worse? She literally monetized the video knowing people would shit on her for it. Talk about exploiting the trauma she implemented on the victims, she’s profiting off of this and clearly not taking this seriously.

[@madmaxxx01]

That's why I refuse to watch or interact with her video, I rather watch someone else do it

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@madmaxxx01 You can just use ad block! and dont forget to leave a big fat dislike on her videos because she wont care but at least some smart kids may see through her really shit act

[@Ori_Kohav]

Deja vu from Fillip Miucin

[@Mrnoobestreturns]

Yeah and what’s even more worse she is filtering the comment section massively on her video she’s removing every single negative comment she can find

[@Ori_Kohav]

@@Mrnoobestreturns she’s unfortunately not the first to do that

[@bb4lake]

i love how she could've listened to her legal team and this whole thing would be a lot less known

[@ackee39]

Colleen: You guys are just spreading MISINFOREMATION! Everyone: What about the countless screenshots and victim testimonies from the chat? Colleen: NUH UH!

[@thesigma_andtheligma]

NUH UH AHAHAHSHSHSH

[@nahimmadomyownthing]

Colleen: im'a do my own thing

[@Withdafresh]

🙆🏻‍♀️🎼

[@terryshulla6638]

*Misinformation

[@AramakiMakizo]

Fym nuh uh

[@amyh9645]

“All because I made a fart joke” way to minimize and invalidate everything that girl said, Colleen!

[@shelbyredmond545]

I just saw the video on KZbin and she was spreading the girls legs (while the girl was in a dress) in some yoga pose comedy bit.

[@weirdfantasy00]

@@shelbyredmond545 And now consider that in front of millions of people as a teenager! PTSD inducing for real.

[@Deano_MOOD]

Not only does she have to actually apologise for her past actions, but now she has to apologise for this 'apology' too

[@GangsterFrankensteinComputer]

Nothing she did was even bad though lol.

[@omgemojixd9739]

@@GangsterFrankensteinComputer Grooming isn’t bad??? Is that what you mean? What are you even saying bro?

[@odseei]

@@GangsterFrankensteinComputershe made a little girl spread her legs on stage and asked a TODDLER boy to reach into her pants on stage. she fuckin sent her underwear to a teenager bro

[@mostpolitebot1464]

"kaiho".... ahhh that was a good watch back in the day

[@daking912]

@@GangsterFrankensteinComputer do u support paedophilia or smth wtf

[@KingEGK]

1:27 “that bleeding in your ears is normal “ BEAUTIFUL 10/10 LINE OF THE YEAR

[@ValiValiant]

It is actually insane how she thought this was a good idea

[@laadoro]

genuinely and went through with it

[@liviahhgracee]

narcissism at its finest

[@Adrian-zv1nh]

Duh vali

[@alanwatts8239]

Bro you didn't even watch the video...

[@HalfOfASam]

She actually tried to make a song for her fans expecting them to immediately forgive her lmao

[@emma_nutella58]

“I’m not a groomer, just a loser” don’t worry girl you’re both 🫶

[@鬰林]

As a loser I can say with confidence. We may be useless and pieces of shit but we aren’t that far gone.

[@nevaehporterfield1903]

REAL

[@joshuabarlow3513]

Song is lowkey fire tho, and I quote :" the only thing I ever groomed was my two Persian cats..." 🔊🔥😂

[@TwisterX8]

Take the "just" and place it after "not". There you go, a true statement!

[@tenshiixxx]

@@鬰林 this isn't about you

[@chrishoenscheidt6627]

I’ll bet any amount of money it crossed her mind at least once to do this in character as Miranda Sings

[@tinyspoof6505]

LOL

[@BrigCommander]

I bet that version is actually recorded

[@faith9196]

Oh for sure lmao

[@luca__4444]

LMFAOOOO

[@benjaminmitchell6016]

It’s on her Miranda Sings channel. 40 minutes long.

[@DARTH_COMiX]

Victims: i have been traumatized by my idol Miranda sings: *UKULELE INTENSIFIES*

[@Ardvarkart]

the simple fact that she called herself out in her 'apology video' "i can already hear the comments on this video. shes gaslighting, manipulating, a narcissist, a rat" girl you are legit all of those things. and not once did you muster up the courage to say the words "I'm sorry." its funny that she named the video 'hi' this isnt an apology video at all, it's her literally admitting to her crimes.

[@pixiesera]

She was projecting so hard. 🙄

[@Steviehelen]

We could compare the lyrics to the comments….. but someone’s deleting them 🤌🏼

[@Littlemeast12Animations]

That lyrics quite ironic considering she deleted every single negative comment on there ☠️

[@yungtrick7405]

She said “I created social relationships because I felt like a loser” that’s literally grooming she admitted to grooming(creating a relationship or getting the trust of a minor for personal gain)

[@kate-de9wd]

Don’t disrespect rats like that!

[@diamondwolf1922]

Colleen: is accused of grooming minors and bullying them Also Colleen: 🎤🎼🎸💃

[@floofysugaruwu1101]

she really pulled up with a cocomelon song cover 😭

[@Haaton-of-the-Basement]

@@floofysugaruwu1101 She indeed was playing her villain role perfectly.

[@Mrnoobestreturns]

Well I now know the 4 villain ukulele chords she played it’s G G7 D D7 repeat that for 10 minutes which is what she did then insult your own Audience and fans and you got a villain song

[@terraboi887]

There is a beating heart in everything, except lawyers, zombies and jellyfish, look inside yourself internet and think, and learn that you're acting childish

[@gram.]

+ adam's apple and another bulge in another place.........

[@nexiyaya0207]

She ain't even apologizing, she's denying every single accusation even if there is ACTUAL proof. My heart goes out to the people that she did damage to, I hope they're healing now

[@Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ]

I'm amazed those kids liked her content to begin with. And if I were one of them, I'd consider her a downright disgusting human being. Nothing but radioactive vomit.

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

She downplays them as just simple "mistakes", and claims she took accountability. But in reality she criticizes every one who brings up the evidence, and calls them toxic. She's clearly angry about being held accountable, and she wants to play the victim.

[@aluminiumknight4038]

@@DAMIENDMILLS accountability is an alien concept for her, she genuinely believes they are being toxic when they call her out

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

@aluminiumknight4038 In the words of Inigo Montoya, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you THINK it means."

[@aidenduval1492]

​@borutokawaki-cv2fl you the type to hog the left lane going 70mph in your kia while on your way to trader joes

[@ScripterGenesis]

Bro the fact that she decided to put the title "hi." acting like shes depressed for the backlash, imagine the kid in the moment.

[@calamityradio]

I think the best indicator for how sincere she is about this whole thing is Colleen accusing her victims of "monetizing her demise" when this stupid apology of hers is the exact minimum length for monetization.

[@Howardax]

Daaaaamn, this isn't a liked enough comment - that's insane dude.

[@TyVerte]

No it’s not lol any video length can be monetized. You can have extra ad over 8 mins

[@Sunny_honey-xx5sz]

I’m really confused what happened

[@capybara6996]

​@@Sunny_honey-xx5szshe was accused of sexually abusing minors and she chose to apologize/address it by singing a silly song.

[@Sunny_honey-xx5sz]

@@capybara6996 oh

[@symbiotesoda1148]

I like how her whole apology can just be summed up as “Nuh uh!”: The Musical.

[@inmundano14721]

Lol I saw you in plenty of silent hill videos before if im correct

[@jamesfrizz1]

Comment of the year

[@UnrealBenji]

You have won the internet for this week good sir.

[@amantyde]

johnny joestar pfp so immediately correct

[@aidancrawford7084]

It may be Nuh uh the musical but everyones response to it is "the fuck you mean Nuh uh?"

[@rukaiyazaman973]

Why do people call it apology? She didn’t apologise for anything, instead she blamed everyone

[@reincarnated_anxiety]

All she's doing is gaslighting and making HER seem like the only victim here

[@idonthavegoodhumor]

because it’s a sugar coated

[@garlicbread-bm5yp]

True

[@stevengold]

It gets clicks to call it an apology

[@cielrouge2455]

Ikr

[@Ximi.thecat]

not to mention she deleted all the bad comments 💀

[@FirstSword-o6f]

And there was aaalot 😅! I witnessed it as it was going on. And as all of the bad comments were disappearing there came this flood of generic good comments, so obvious 😁.

[@uncleleo6706]

womp womp on her part. L take, Colleen. I'm disappointed that this is what I grew up watching.

[@spiltmjlk]

the fact that this grown adult does not even try to defend herself or apologise and instead chooses to gaslight and invalidate her UNDERAGE victims through passive aggressive ukulele strumming is insane

[@DeadSpacedOut]

"passive aggressive ukulele strumming" was not on my bingo card for controversy this year... what a world we live in.

[@EEE-1409]

I know man

[@tonguepunchman1528]

It's not insane, it's just how you get away with any kind of shit in this age of wonders.

[@Hanloss]

Victims of what? She was weird af, but to try and act like Adam was GROOMED is baffling to me.

[@jevilcore]

@@HanlossDo you not know what grooming is? Or predatory behaviour at all?

[@captainmilkman]

Colleen: "I changed my behavior and took accountability 😊" The internet: "So you admit that what you did was wrong?" Colleen: "NUH UH!!" [ukulele solo]

[@snekgewehr]

This comment is actually funny

[@BabbinHousing]

internet: "you groom kids??" colleen: "no lol i only groom cats merp xp" internet: "but we have all this proof??? we have videos and screenshots what's your defence🤨????" colleen: "..........................t-toxic gossip train bro" *[ukulele strum]*

[@Brawl_Tarts]

Majestic! another Micheal Storen fan.

[@steepinclineclimber3118]

Heavy metal ukulele

[@Simulated1992]

lmao

[@SaltNPeppers]

keep in mind that not only is she a grown ass woman, but she is a mother to twins. can't imagine what they'd feel like finding these videos once they're older

[@jazming001]

she has a son that's like four years old in addition to the twins. i really don't understand how a mother would give such few shits about all of this.

[@ZerglingLover]

a groomer having children is scary

[@hpropganda]

keep in mind she's one of *those* family vlog channels, so it's obvious what her kids are going through

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

I sincerely hope they either get taken away from her or her current husband/boyfriend leaves her and takes them with him.

[@beeboo7485]

i hope they can get away from her because by her actions she doesn’t deserve the children

[@lauravelka]

Colleen playing a ukulele and dancing like a clown as an "apology" was her basically saying "I don't regret my actions, Deal with it"

[@BloodMarket]

Why tf would a 30+ year old need to be "besties" with a bunch of kids??? Even admitting to that alone is going to mess her career up 💀💀 Aint no way she spent this whole time writing a theme song to her career being destroyed.

[@bungofungus]

✨🎶 “i have made a severe lapse in my judgment” 🎶✨

[@MsCarringtonsYoutube]

Who cares. She's a KZbin personality so her job is to interact with her fans. Like she should. End OF

[@ultradeathboy]

​@@MsCarringtonsKZbinpara social relationships are bad for the health and that's a fact

[@_kpopclown_]

@@MsCarringtonsKZbina 30+ being friends with a 15yr old isn’t okay? She’s even asked fans what’s their favourite “position” (iykyk) like huh? Y’all really like to kiss up her ass.

[@fairlyoddenginecreations]

​@MsCarringtonsKZbin you okay?

[@markgrogan8576]

The thing that gets me is when she says “In all seriousness…” AND IS STILL PLAYING THE UKULELE. The level of cognitive dissonance that takes when you’re facing serious allegations is absurd

[@shuttttt]

The creepy face she accidentally makes a few seconds later 8:54 is actually scary. She looks legitimately unwell. The whole video is so unhinged holy crap

[@Vallinen92]

@@shuttttt I think anyone would go crazy after realising their life is falling apart in front of their eyes.

[@shuttttt]

@@Vallinen92 especially when your entire life revolves around getting validation on social media and then everybody turns on you. I would feel bad if this wasn't her own fault. I'll admit it's pretty sad though

[@formacat]

​@@shutttttokay yeah that was legitimately worse than any jumpscare wtf

[@Pegarexucorn]

The level of intelligence you don't have is crazy.

[@jinxed402]

She did not apologize. She specifically said she has _no intention_ of saying sorry. She even said her victims recounting their experience was them "having fun".

[@anradio5093]

Her dismissiveness of this only proves more. One who knows they are guilty will try every trick to turn it away from them.

[@Nick-zm2vm]

She's actually playing 4D chess with this apology. By making it a song she can abuse the DMCA system like she abused her victims.

[@garfieldfan925]

I did not expose anyone 😂😂 ……

[@razzamatrazz34]

This might be the single best KZbin comment I’ve ever read

[@m1co294]

A double wombo combo

[@the-answer-is-42]

​@@garfieldfan925 I didn't either! We have so much in common!

[@blazepyatt4420]

​@@yozlolYFGAno you didn't shut up.

[@ratboy2164]

the fact that a musical apology happened not once, but TWICE is wild

[@cyrus2395]

If I had a nickel for every time... You know the rest

[@M4TTYN]

least wasn't the "ooh here a cute animal" or something else to set the bar or set a new youtuber apology meta in place!

[@Aunt-B]

I'd have 2 nickels

[@verbatimc3]

if i had like at least a quarter for every time that happened, i'd probably have 2 quarters. that's strange.

[@thetoilet255]

@@cyrus2395no, i do not know the rest.

[@effmltalks]

As a self-proclaimed loser, her use of the word loser in this situation completely offends me.

[@m0bz0mb39]

Surprised this doesn't have more likes😂🙃

[@DooDooWater9732-n5z]

As a fellow loser, I agree and I have sent a cease and desist to her legal team.

[@DeadKorvo]

As another loser, i can confirm you're right and it totally offends me too

[@ConservativesAreNgers]

Imagine being a self deprecating ŕèťàŕd lol 😂

[@ConservativesAreNgers]

​​@@DeadKorvo will poo on your face sideways lil bro

[@mightyhamster1710]

In my personal opinion, learning from you mistakes is not a phrase that applies as an excuse to everything. Imagine killing someone and then saying, “Let me learn from my mistake.” It’s plain stupid.

[@metalfan1890]

"I'll clean the fingerprints next time"

[@TrashySlashy]

She really thought she could Steven universe her way out of predatory behavior lmao

[@adityawiryawan560]

And it seems unfortunate that its starting to work, period.

[@Yourmomther497]

Nahh fr 😭

[@thegoombaboishow]

girl really thought she was white diamond lmao

[@Quesoquantum]

'WE DONT HAVE TO CANCEL ANYONE, SPINEL!' 'YOU GROOMED ONION BOY'

[@Gizeh59]

@@adityawiryawan560 no it fucking isnt

[@InfamousRelliK]

Just imagining her in a courtroom, sat below the judge as a lawyer goes "What do you say to these allegations?" and she just slowly reaches below the stand, pulls up a ukulele and says "Hi..." and proceeds to play has me dead 😂😂

[@Ed_Rod214]

They will use that video in court to show how stupid she is

[@VonSnuggles1412]

"The white girl is pulling out a ukulele, officers fire right now"

[@heath6802]

Like an ace attorney witness

[@keannabunch9191]

Well, if she goes to court it will likely be admissible as a party admission so…here’s to hoping. (Not a lawyer, just a student).

[@bah6604]

your honor I'm soooorry 🥺🥺

[@tophat5363]

Us: you literally groomed minors Colleen: "Toxic gossip traiinnnn!"

[@Odie_Nico]

I Readed US for a Sec. But the Idea is funny that whole US says that And she still denies it

[@AspireGMD]

@@Odie_Nico US +194 other countries.

[@dahshendrick2566]

She use to do their hair?

[@fgduhutg3886]

@borutokawaki-cv2fl bros nickname is borutokawaki aint no fucking way you are a real person

[@katheyroberson1749]

​​@borutokawaki-cv2flro u dick riding everything rn

[@Ruaan-n7s]

"one way ticket to deification station" actually sent me laughing so much more than I thought it would

[@Cosmic-Peachie]

Me too 😂

[@Wrigglevision]

I hate the “you’re not perfect either” approach so much. Like, yeah, I threw a big rock in 3rd grade once and broke an office window. I would *love* to hear how she plans to equate that to child grooming.

[@jonathancangelosi2439]

It gets worse when you realize she was 30 YEARS OLD at the time. Most of us make mistakes when we’re young, but she has no excuse. Not to mention that the mistakes we make are typically not on the level of child grooming…

[@makom2405]

Even imperfect people have the right to criticize bad people. Like, a cheater can still call out someone else for being a pedophile. It's only inappropriate when the person making a big deal about it, is also currently hiding the same sort of actions.

[@-valeria.]

all she tries to do is gaslighting...

[@rithvikmuthyalapati9754]

Fr. This reminds me of the "I'm only human after all" meme

[@GrifoStelle]

Your story does involve minor and crime... Same thing. Where is your recorder flute apology??

[@GuiSama8000]

So, her legal team saw the accusations, saw the proof, thought it would be better for her to not say a single thing about it, and she thought "no, no, I'm gonna sing about how everyone is lying and how the victims are wrong"

[@mrshmuga9]

To be fair, even if you’re innocent you could possibly hurt your case by speaking. It’s why if you do it, you should write it down and get it approved by your lawyers first to avoid any issues. Heck, even guilty (to varying degrees) people pre-write things for the same reason. A way to address it without affecting your legal dispute.

[@potato6785]

While also admitting it’s true, because she can’t have “made mistakes” and “changed” unless, you know, she did the thing..

[@thatoneguyhonk2599]

@@potato6785she ONLY made the small mistake of grooming children

[@Iblamethebarrels]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@HalfNHalf.]

@@thatoneguyhonk2599which isn’t a mistake. “Grooming” is something you do on purpose

[@djgulston]

She is actually quite stupid. Her lawyers told her not to say anything for her own protection. Whether you sing it or just say it, you're still putting yourself at risk since you might say (or sing) something incriminating about yourself. In a scenario where she is guilty, this video will be provided as evidence of her lack of remorse, and thus, she will get a harsher sentence. Well done, Colleen!

[@Frawt]

God, I hope so. This song deserves to extend whatever punishment she gets to lifetime.

[@prettymuchyeah7520]

I'm glad she's so stupid tbh. I know the reason why she hasn't said anything for so long is because of her lawyers. And now that she has, if the court actually does its fucking job for once, she'll be put away for longer.

[@highadmiralbittenfield9689]

She is so narcissistic that she couldn't stand to keep her mouth shut when legally advised to do so.

[@paul-nj1ig]

​@@Frawtsadly she'll probably get away with it like other youtube groomers

[@DD-ec2oq]

She’s hoping the judge will throw out the case so they don’t have to listen to her song 😂

[@whatthesigmaisonmyfyprn]

That was not a one-way ticket to the manipulation station... That was a one-way ticket to the dysfunction junction 💀

[@whatthesigmaisonmyfyprn]

RIP to my ears Btw