The Political Compass Minecraft Server: Which Ideology Is The Best?

[@zableblam3029]

“Libertarian left loves green” Proceeds to give them a desert

[@jack_mackay]

But there’s a green shulker box

[@supercool1312]

Zable Blam they love whatever colour heroin is

[@perperperpen]

@@supercool1312 good one bro. Laughing so hard rn.

[@zableblam3029]

sonicj Polygon you got the whole squad laughing

[@c0balt-blu3]

@@supercool1312 yes i do

[@mmcgrath2510]

The sign on one side: Hey hey friends The sign on the other side: Silence peasants

[@LucyWest370]

“Well, you’re not wrong.”

[@silicah]

One of the only good things I did for that realm and the place to have a cupper

[@wow-roblox8370]

Yes

[@potential_dog_eater]

@@LucyWest370 you're

[@LucyWest370]

potential dog eater woah, I can’t believe that on a video about politics, I didn’t expect a Grammar Nazi.

[@EllaGP22]

“It looks suspiciously like a camp but we’ll give them the benefit of the doubt” The League of Nations on the policy of appeasement -1938 colourized

[@CaesarLvcivs]

The UN about China in 2020.

[@polarhack222]

@AmericaFirstMapping They actually said that, that is hilarious

[@polarhack222]

@AmericaFirstMapping Yeah, its no small feat to be worse than the UN, you got to work pretty hard to be WORSE than the UN

[@hellonicetomeetyou2711]

Lmaoooo

[@0error.389]

We don’t name names here of what it is. It’s an amusement park.

[@matthewegan5281]

4:45 >says Auschwitz on the top >"Let's give them the benefit of the doubt"

[@denisschulz3814]

Literally what people do when talking about the ICE camps.

[@Gilbert2988]

@@denisschulz3814 come legally lol

[@aridabaginindabag9970]

@@johnperic6860 I get that the difference is huge, but that doesn't justify ice camps.

[@aridabaginindabag9970]

@@johnperic6860 Understood, and agreed.

[@christophershen6692]

@@aridabaginindabag9970 Well then I guess prisons are also not okay? People are sent to ICE camps for illegally crossing the border, and people are sent into prison for violating laws. Does that mean prisons are not acceptable?

[@puchopro1103]

You know you have a good channel when you can say: I've had my fair share of political minecraft servers

[@BurgerLord99]

Yes you can

[@potential_dog_eater]

Dog.... Mmmm

[@griffinpomisel2322]

DID NO ONE NOTICE THE SWASTIKA IN THE AUTHORITARIAN RIGHT!?!?!?

[@griffinpomisel2322]

@Vladimir Putin Hey bruh. I forget when but, it was in the Authoritarian Right around 21 minutes in btw Toycat did see the swastika when it was taken down and replace by signs that said BREXIT he said something on the lines of 'glad that someone took down the very hatful symbol that represented country from 1939 to 1945. So please don't go spreading rumor's that toycats a racist

[@the_new_annoying8697]

@@griffinpomisel2322 yes

[@alexthegreat46]

Toycat flies pass a swastika: he sleeps Toycat sees a kill toycat sign: NOW THATS OFFENSIVE

[@The_Emperor_of_Mankind_M42]

Bruh...

[@PfoteL]

Mr. Texan2023 very gamer bruh moment indeed

[@einorauhala1749]

Do you mean the symbol representing Germany between 1933 and 1945?

[@AnakinSkywalker-mi5cz]

When?

[@Dreamcatcher_2001]

@@einorauhala1749 yes the Nazi symbol

[@lukedonohoe_]

I want to see this idea in Minecraft on a bigger scale. A full-fledged Minecraft server, with a little bit more rules, or make it so that you can do certain things on certain sides. It would be really interesting, and probably a little bit more accurate, to see how each side would develop.

[@LuiZ-jy1pi]

This video is just four anarchist quadrants. It works as a joke. A proper experiment should have mods with absolute power to enforce law and oppress everyone on the authoritarian quadrants (a.k.a. the state) and maybe even a mod in the other two to make sure people really are from the assigned quadrants, not infiltrated.

[@PristineMess0906]

@@LuiZ-jy1pi I think the fact that while still being mostly an anarchy on all sides due to lack of mods and such. They still did what was expected of their side which is why I love this video and videos like it cause it's awesome that they actual became who they chose rather than just complet anarchy while ignoring their chosen political faction. Its awesome!

[@lau_taro0037]

Well if it's in java I'm down

[@Virginny]

Let's do iit

[@keagaming9837]

Yes, what this video did but on a larger scale would be amazing. Who knows, we could even try to sort out the worlds problems by copying them here.

[@chunkyunicorn3996]

I love how he makes fun of everyone so nobody’s left out lmao

[@PowersOfDarkness]

thats assuming the quality of the ideologies is a subjective thing

[@memelgaming]

*Laughs in Political Ambiguity*

[@garythemoth8049]

Indeed, we all suck

[@AnguishedMan]

Poop and pee

[@PatriotMapper]

He must be a centrist!

[@SkylarsTerribleMemes]

"I'm not sure I see the symbolism, but it seems the Communists are building a giant pixel art of Squidward"

[@lead_sommelier]

R/brandnewsentence

[@stalkingstorm3170]

Sniperseppl i aggre

[@ebonilha]

It could be a reference to brazilian's former president "Lula" (squid, in english), which was a notorious leftist.

[@LoopyYTOfficial]

@@ebonilha It's squidward community college I think.

[@ebonilha]

@@cacapopocaca4842 vc percebe que PIB é uma sigla em português né?

[@LUIOFFICIALLY]

average minecraft youtubers: oops i just made a political joke dont start debates in the comments! toycat: looks like the authoritarian right has iron armor to protect themselves from the unpure!

[@biglad6356]

hey dad

[@-slept-]

Lui? What are you doing here?

[@towmater1451]

Fascism is legitimately a great form of government (at least the Italian model is)

[@towmater1451]

black shadow Yeah ignore the countless other factors such as the nazis pulling their support, as well as how he completely restructured the country for the better

[@sajins7444]

I wasn't expecting lui to be here.

[@livewire961]

"they removed the sign that represents Germany from 1933-1945" Greatest line

[@finkamain1621]

Still represents the modern Finnish air force since they used it before the Germans

[@ManCheat2]

@@finkamain1621 Germany Used it before the Finnish.

[@xryph]

Grey-Seer Thanquol no they didn’t lol

[@ManCheat2]

@@xryph Yeah they did. Germany has used it for a long time. Used to be a Burial symbol.

[@SocialistFinn1]

@@ManCheat2 right but as a state symbol

[@paraweld9838]

man in the centre: begins grilling

[@deekay1306]

I feel like some people who joined didn’t know what the political compass was and picked a random side.

[@adriannafitzgerald3252]

Lmao I took the test while watching to see what I was..

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@adriannafitzgerald3252 so what are you?

[@sumsum3873]

Yeah I’m certain the reason LibRight was popular at first was because people saw the NPC village and wanted to go to it.

[@Dylan-oy3ch]

Dominik Salceda i’m a autharion right conservative

[@tf2engineer260]

I got lib left. Haha.

[@michaelc.4321]

I’m willing to bet that libertarian right actually has a bunch of underground bases to prevent griefing

[@supershawnodeseninja]

there's a whole war of people with hacked clients so they don't show up on the map happening underground over there.

[@luizfelipedeoliveiraandrad888]

@@supershawnodeseninja 2b2t moment

[@CrumpetCraig]

Probably

[@TheTrueBrawler]

​@@luizfelipedeoliveiraandrad888 True anarchy and heavily right, 2b2t could have been used as the example here.

[@saichamarthy]

2b2t

[@kidamnesiak1]

"They've got something that looks concerningly like a camp, but they assure me it's got the best of intentions" while he was on the authoritarian right quadrant... I genuinely laughed out loud at that part.

[@firegnat0061]

YOU BUILT AUSHWITZ ON MY MINECRAFT SERVER

[@snfriedm]

Hmmmm... i wonder what they are doing. I hope it doesnt lead to global conflict

[@chrishamilton7107]

I'm surprised that Aushwitz camp survived the entire experiment despite being submerged underwater early on, even though someone built on top of it towards the end, they didn't destroy it.

[@Draffen]

@@firegnat0061 AUSCHVITZ*

[@coltonbenirschke7944]

The communism one had me rolling right after he spelt his name (toycat) and died 🤣🤣🤣

[@kaizoisevil]

"How do they expect to stimulate the economy" Was that a reference to Jreg's rap?

[@zarabatanaproductions9240]

Yes this whole thing was just toycat’s jreg phase lmao

[@zarabatanaproductions9240]

btw I'm not saying toycat or jreg are bad, in fact, I like both

[@puppers4201]

I know it’s unrealistic but if they collaborated and made an anti centrism realm of some sort I’d love it so much!

[@Midnightspooks440]

"anarchist left loves the green" toycat: gives then the only part of the map which isnt green

[@amsilver47]

I mean it kinda looks like slab city

[@corepure7073]

libertarians left have done beautiful, mysterious, truly pretty, revolutionary, and expressing the truth beautiful building like the sky cube farm, in there lies the true beauty, authoritarian left is just meaningless, they lost their meaning and energy to build the truth and the beautiful and mysterious through brainwashing, which is right wing, the right wings are just bad, they like to torture people and they will never achieve thing on their own, they are the harmer. toycat repeated saying 'liberians left do not have power' and 'need to unite' and never saying its not good, should be punished, you cursing of the beautiful and uglification and demonization of the truth, you are being the authorianterian right, which do need to die, as they have their sole purpose as to torture and destroy, in order for a truly beautiful mysterious and happy world, where everyone can be intimate, have free and clear minds, and without worries of death or threats, can only be achieved, through unification but no brainwashing and fighting against and decisively terminating those cold-blooded killing machines.

[@PhantomGato-v-]

As an Anarchist, i feel insulted.

[@Nuclearbomb-lw4ri]

4:03 stares at “Toycum” in disbelief and then never mentions it in the video

[@shitposter2790]

and of course in lib left

[@AlexanderRJaruk]

I was wondering about that.

[@yxwns]

Should've made an option for centrists the idea is that they just fall straight down and into the void to perish

[@wj4505]

Very much, yes. Centricide is truly the only option.

[@oxfordcommaisthegreatest]

EVERY EXTREME IS ON THE SAME TEAM

[@krimsonkarma8412]

CENTRICIDE NOW

[@Logan-ub4sj]

They just wanna grill ;-;

[@wj4505]

@@Logan-ub4sj grillers ESPECIALLY get the bullet

[@lemonsandsushi5642]

“Oh look at These skyscrapers” **ignores the giant swastika**

[@ethanwebber7854]

Ikr

[@silentotaku8]

I noticed that too XD

[@Prauwlet213]

although the intentions were nazi, they acctually accidentaly made the bhuddist swastika

[@canalinativo9065]

@@Prauwlet213 well at least its not the no no swastika

[@mahoganyk]

@@Prauwlet213 lmfao the intelligence of people who would make one is shown

[@Nuclear_Gandhi]

Toycat: *Dumps snow everywhere* AuthRight: *Stalingrad flashbacks*

[@floati9060]

Angad Grewal hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@MrUtah1]

@Angad Grewal *exactly thats what Comrade General Secretary tells us because [BLEEP] [BLEEP] and [BLEEP]*

[@mateedits8326]

@@MrUtah1 7

[@ev4465]

AuthLeft: Siberian flashbacks

[@nickguh1323]

Communist side: *grows trees* Lib-right: *vietnam flashbacks*

[@mrmoneyftw8943]

Toycat could definitely become a cult leader, the people that join his servers instantly worship him and do whatever he says

[@underdude9818]

Toycat becomes the antichrist?

[@paladin_2164]

Under Dude he’s already the Antichrist, and you’ve fed his power.

[@jacobcain9008]

@@paladin_2164 i am fine with this.

[@Alex-bf3re]

Anarchist Left: Hey hey friends! Anarchist Right: *SILENCE PEASANTS* 9:01

[@azophi]

lol, anarchist left is the best imo since they've transformed their map into the most efficient one

[@Ezosresiak]

I have yet to finish the video but it seems that anarchist left had more people

[@kx7500]

Libertarian socialism for the win.

[@woomy8971]

libleft best irl too

[@Qwnntm]

@@azophi As far as efficiency, Authoritarian Left has the most productive large builds/farms. But there are those houses outside the main area....

[@SpaltonTAG]

"Communististan" -Toycat 2020

[@supercatgaming1482]

Yis yis your cat looks like mine but yellow thing instead of purple

[@xenlithkayo2221]

I think you should try getting a group of people who are pretty politically educated in these four areas instead of randos who many not know much about what they chose. I think those results would be interesting!

[@melaniesarno5175]

ikr, this is such an interesting experiment, if he gets actual communists, anarchists, fascists, anarcho-capitalists (ie. those who actually hold these ideologies, instead of making possibly moderate people choose) i think he could get much more information in how they organize.

[@averagecommunist3456]

@@melaniesarno5175 I think you can tell where I would go

[@melaniesarno5175]

​@@averagecommunist3456 lel yeah i think i can guess xp I'm split between ancoms and mls (in minecraft ;3). If the two could work as one, then the fascists and ancaps would be fucked.

[@averagecommunist3456]

@@melaniesarno5175 mls?

[@melaniesarno5175]

@@averagecommunist3456 MLs = Marxist-Leninists (Most communists on the statist side)

[@LucyWest370]

Next up: Toycat runs out of ideas and rules a minecraft server like Julius Caesar

[@kitty_es173]

Skywalking Studioz Why would he wanna get stabbed

[@toddhoward3846]

Ave, Legate.

[@jocabulous]

he plays in survival mode and the server ends when someone stabs him

[@LucyWest370]

Todd Howard true to Caesar!

[@nolanbernal530]

et tu brute

[@jaretmcmanus6369]

18:47 Toycat trying his best to ignore the swastika

[@maximusmilazzo5760]

I mean it is at least accurate to the ideology...

[@kylethomas9130]

He was probably saving up money, expecting this video to get demonetized, or worse.

[@Kapibar]

@@maximusmilazzo5760 technically speaking nazis are red corner too frankists are blue but they didn't really used swastikas and fascists are kinda both so yeah

[@chain_of_nothing]

@@Kapibar Nazis were not socialist. At the time in Germany socialism was a thriving ideology, that's why the Nazis called themselves "socialist" in order to get some socialists to vote for them.

[@dexterjettster8875]

@33 SixtyNine That isn't very supprising tbh. KZbin is insane.

[@gusmc2220]

this experiment would be amazing if people actually had to take the ideology test and were locked into that side and it went longer with larger worlds that were identical starting out.

[@Laughterhouse5]

7:01 Toycat: “I just feel like they’re making asses of themselves, get it, cos ass” Random player: *Beats donkey to death with a stick*

[@The_Emperor_of_Mankind_M42]

Laughterhouse 5, LOL

[@PuckishAngeI]

That was so funny lol

[@Multrakiller]

The guy was holding a chest. I feel like he was going to dupe.

[@joelrivera-lizardo7214]

No one gonna acknowledge the guy named “Toycum” At 4:03

[@joelrivera-lizardo7214]

UwU v2 Toycum is yes

[@Bardigrade]

@@joelrivera-lizardo7214 TOYCUM IS NO!

[@Spritzkrieg]

It wouldn't be so great if Toycat didn't stop, stare for a second, and then turn away and keep talking

[@collinregner5247]

I saw him lol

[@collinregner5247]

Toycum is yes !!

[@ceasefire915]

the difference between the anarcho right and auth left walls: One is to keep people out the other is to keep people in thank you for coming to my ted talk

[@ktoolsssb7080]

Bro what if the authleft govt wanted to not get sabotaged by people who currently benefit from capitalism. Just sayin 🤨

[@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764]

@@ktoolsssb7080 They want to keep their consumption somewhat ethical.

[@sebastianlightcap2764]

Kitchen Tools lol it’s common sense that if you have to keep people from rushing in you’re doing a better job than a place that’s struggling to keep people in

[@d9zirable]

Honestly libright shouldve only built walls around their own property instead of around their quadrant

[@VoxelMusic]

Bruh you kind of nailed it

[@ApofKol]

It would be very cool if you somehow imported the political quiz in Minecraft and each player would have to take it and based on the result it would flush them in these separate areas. There could also be a command using which you could take a look at how other players answered individual questions and stuff like that.

[@vladimirludvik5537]

Man, that'd be real cool. Especially with the 2nd thing. I can see people forming factions in the quadrants based on some answers that are important for them and that sort of stuff. I'd also like it to be a little bit more of a long term project, right

[@humanistwriting5477]

Oh that would be awesome. And it would probably surprise quite a few people with the results.

[@tyrantphotius_7948]

Authoritarian Right: Best organisation Authoritarian Left: Best work Anarchy Left: Best buildings Anarchy Right: BEST ROADS

[@Bluebanana2121_]

Libright Wins again

[@skii873]

Bluebanana2121 Libright never loses

[@newkid9807]

Bluebanana2121 nonono anarchist left always wins

[@taureon_]

AUTOBAHN

[@newkid9807]

Tbh clear winner was auth left

[@thedarthknight5161]

All of this is based on the assumption any of these players know what each side actually means.

[@cooldude6651]

To be fair, that's true to life as well. In the lib left quadrant, there was a building to discuss various libleft ideologies with tons of flags out front. In authleft, there were the giant signs outlining the rules all over the place. In authright, there were the giant propaganda billboards and posters, and in libright there were signs of people declaring peace treaties with one another and asking for their stuff to not be stolen. I'd say that's relatively accurate to how things might play out in the real world. Libleft's freedom to talk about ideology combined with their heavily social environment would likely spark plenty of political discussion and dispute, authright basically lays down the law very plainly, authright uses lots of propaganda, and libright is largely peer to peer contact about economic matters.

[@toasterbread]

Anarcho-monarchists: *heavy breathing*

[@samuraibobafett1118]

Toast Bread Centrists: *nervously sweating*

[@supercool1312]

you gotta do the cooking by the book Centrists deserve to be purged

[@dexterjettster8875]

Anarcho monarchist xD, So the only purpose of the state, is to undermine the state.

[@supercool1312]

Turanian Turk yes it is how dare you insult my ideology

[@supercool1312]

Dexter Jettster well yeah, if you have no state eventually someone will try and create lne, so you need a state to stop them doing that and enforce anarchy

[@Flinxmin]

Damn, Anarchist Right really just did the history of America lmao

[@druze3210]

"everyone is separated from everyone else and they killed the natives, but they have really good roads"

[@griffinnb]

@@druze3210 funny part is that the roads are terrible now, so we killed and invaded native Americans while also making their land look like utter crap

[@KarlSnarks]

I'm not sure if taking land from natives by force would be in line with their NAP ideas. Buying the land for crazy amounts of money and forcing them out is entirely possible though. Also, very much doubt the infrastructure would be that great in an actual ancap society

[@socialistcroceater5815]

Yall know what the seed to the map is?

[@hywodena]

"besides the killing of the natives and extreme stripping of the natural resources, everything is going well"

[@overlorde7526]

Alt title: Toycat will insult your beliefs no matter what

[@Dylan-oy3ch]

Overlord e he really don’t like us conservatives 😂😭

[@kogasoldier9379]

Except he was pretty easy on the nazis........

[@Dylan-oy3ch]

koga soldier aye them nazis don’t represent the alt rights 💀😭

[@kogasoldier9379]

@@Dylan-oy3ch well no, but all nazi's are authoritarian right.

[@kogasoldier9379]

@@Dylan-oy3ch just like not all trump supporters are racists, but all racists are trump supporters.

[@prismaticdragon8407]

JregToycat JregToycat What legitimate and sane ideology will he trap people in next

[@supercool1312]

Prismatic Dragon i ship jregcat

[@em-rc6yc]

@@supercool1312 jregnant toycat

[@supercool1312]

Stop deleting my Google accounts oh yes

[@supercool1312]

Stop deleting my Google accounts are you on the jreg caliphate discord?

[@elijahfleming1266]

Lil Nazbol

[@neon3223]

"besides the death of the entire native population, everything's going pretty well"

[@gaybe6367]

no one: colonizers from the 1500’s - now:

[@williampym3741]

Imperialism is the highest stage of capitalism.

[@gaybe6367]

William Pym do you think saying things more than one time will change our minds SKSJDJDHDJDDJHD

[@Valencetheshireman927]

Imperialism is not capitalism

[@cooldude6651]

Imperialism in my eyes is the end result of an authoritarian policy. Anarchist places in history have traditionally kept to themselves, as people can't unify under the idea that they need more space or that it will be economically good to spread out. But just about every monarchy, dictatorship, and fascist state has tried to conquer other areas. Unfortunately, authoratarianism is also the worst strategy in my eyes to handle large expanses of land, as one small group is eventually overencumbered by the sheer amount of crap going on in disparste parts of the empire.

[@-AAA-147]

18:58 Can we get some F's in the chat for this guy who wanted a screenshot with ibxtoycat?

[@someguy6651]

F

[@dr.dman348]

Yea I saw that. F

[@BluePlainsOrangeFeels]

F

[@cl0p38]

F

[@blackbeast9268]

F

[@frogpols]

Hmm... this is what it looks like imo Authleft: private server (between trustworthy friends) Authright: public vanilla whitelisted server (pun intended) Libleft: typical creative server Libright: typical towny/factions server

[@islandprincess714]

ThisIsFrog kinda confused about which one is anarchy and authoritarian

[@wittyson]

Yay artsy frog person Jreg pointed out! :D

[@thecakeofcommunism503]

You meant: between comrades

[@yosephbuitrago897]

Island Princess anarchists are the libertarians

[@islandprincess714]

Brights Widen thanks

[@parforet]

The comment section of this video will definitely be a very civil and intellectual discourse on political ideologies.

[@pixelwanderer1962]

Of course. Why wouldn't it be on a video like this?

[@margaritakouzi5630]

This comment offends my very fragile and stupidly unwavering political views! Edit: How did my petty venting get me to 14 likes?

[@ortherner]

yep

[@sithmage2366]

Yes my kind sir, your statement, while in jest, appears to be accurate

[@levileftist]

Trans rights and weed UwU

[@JamesterIsDivergent]

4:02 * sees * Ok let’s just not mention that

[@LewisCampbellTech]

This dude has so many creepy fans. Not all of them, but enough that it's noticeable whenever he streams.

[@VixieTSQ]

Toycum

[@izthistle6196]

I also love how hard here trying to not acknowledge the food hub being renamed

[@theoldsarcasticpineapple]

@@VixieTSQ yes

[@VixieTSQ]

@@theoldsarcasticpineapple yes

[@popdop0074]

I'm Libleft but I'm certain that Authleft won this, they united for a common goal and dedicated themselves to their ideology by far the most accurate.

[@deansbian5607]

hard disagree the winner was either libright or libleft

[@popdop0074]

@@deansbian5607 Well that depends on how you rate the success of each quadrant. In terms of achieving the goals of what each side wanted, I'd say it was Authleft, then Libleft, then Libright, then Authright.

[@Kolateak_]

Toycat: "Anarchist left really loves green, I mean it's literally even their colour." Also Toycat: *Gives them the corner that is almost completely a desert*

[@Zorro9129]

It's pretty accurate when you consider Slab City

[@AlexanderRJaruk]

Actually, makes perfect sense from my perspective, the desert is the best place to get green dyes.

[@PhantomGato-v-]

@@Zorro9129 Slab City isn't Where the majority of us are. We are literally everywhere and among you.

[@Zorro9129]

@@PhantomGato-v- Don't worry, you're pretty easy to distinguish with your dyed hair and poor fashion choice.

[@PhantomGato-v-]

@@Zorro9129 hahahaha you aren't wrong. Purple hair and no fashion choice lol

[@BeetleBuns]

someone should have just stood in the center and complained about everyone else while getting nothing done like in real life

[@averagecommunist3456]

Let the centricide begin!

[@accounttest1660]

@@averagecommunist3456 Jreg, is that you?

[@JohnDoe-tj9sv]

as a centrist I can confirm that this is %100 correct.

[@oracle8192]

@@averagecommunist3456 based and breadpilled

[@armoredmilkman3288]

the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[@abigailment]

Anarchist left was just vibing the whole time

[@hanque4684]

As it should be

[@hanque4684]

@@bobafett5399 same bro

[@itsukizy]

as an anarchist, yes

[@tf2engineer260]

I got anarcho-communist on my political compass test. I’m happy.

[@itsukizy]

Matthew Roy welcome to the club dude :)

[@Liam-nk8lv]

tbh, this should be like a mini series where he keeps a slightly larger map with players who do this, with the political compass

[@djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj]

Maybe he should do one where it's a 3x3 compass with the centrists, the general left and right, authcenter and the monkes

[@heartofgold5724]

@@djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj yes!

[@hmhboss4378]

22:03 Casually ignores the swastika in the middle of the screen

[@simpingforharu987]

"Once you pick an extreme, your on their team!" Toycat 100% watches Jreg

[@Exachad]

Yea, duh. He said the phrase, "How do you expect to simulate the economy?"

[@fragiledate]

hes confirmed it multiple times on twitter! every extreme is on the same team

[@despact3727]

Ah Yes, My Favorite Minecraft Server, The P O L I T I C A L C O M P A S S

[@proto6086]

As an anarchomutualist, I have two things to say: Auth right have done a beautiful work on managing their space, making nice houses and keeping everything in order. Lib left is just awesome, there is a spontaneous order and somehow they organized themselves. No griefing, no infighting. Best one by far

[@cacoballtorture2223]

“Darn filthy centrists ruining my Minecraft video” I just wanna grill for gods sake

[@eoin8450]

Make me a burger bro

[@RayFlemming7080]

Choose a side you dirty centrist.

[@grukmccrymyselftoosleep7098]

Idollize you can’t escape the grill

[@RayFlemming7080]

No Tweeb I want to grill all the dirty centrists 😤😤😤

[@eoin8450]

@@RayFlemming7080 you can't grill tho, you're not a centrist, it you kill all of them who's going to invite us to the cookout?

[@frogmouth2]

Toycat: actually is there food left in the food hub? *sees boxes of frozen dinners and pizza pockets* Toycat: This is not food

[@captain_tess]

Also its sad how much micro politics was missed out, like when me and Aiden started leading together, and the holes in the walls between red and green which gave them good relations, I am kind of sad you sad you said that only Authoritarian Right were the only ones open to diplomacy, when Red and Green were the only sides that had good relations between almost everyone on them. Also funny that you said that me taking over Red was very Authoritarian its Authoritarian left, they need a leader.

[@TN-wv6ok]

Commander_Why never forget the great wheat farm

[@captain_tess]

@@TN-wv6ok Indeed Comrade

[@danklord2287]

Hey I think I remember you! Were you on when Green was looking for that hacker?

[@captain_tess]

@@danklord2287 Yes my friend

[@danklord2287]

@@captain_tesswe never found that hacker did we.

[@SleepyRaccoon]

So you just didn't acknowledge the person with the username 'Toycum'

[@driveasandwich6734]

6:42 Was that a Political Compass Rap reference?

[@smolbuny]

If he joins forces with jreg we will all die

[@thomasowen5876]

How do you expect to stimulate the economy

[@fireshockgamer6734]

He does hate centrists

[@choonsengtan5408]

Ancapistan in Minecraft change my mind

[@clairethebreadfascist5753]

The Jreg is strong with this one.

[@yagomizuma2275]

toy cat is jreg playing minecraft

[@l_ndonmusic]

@@yagomizuma2275 toycat is just British Minecraft Jreg

[@ghostievee8134]

I bet you there’s gonna be a guy just getting into the Politcal Compass, saying “Who’s Jreg?”

[@wardward2590]

You have to take The 100-dimensional political model test by Jreg

[@aratzheltv]

I see Spy! ~Heavy Weapons Guy

[@ladyjustice5282]

Jreg is just a grifter dumpster fire.

[@OctoLemon06]

how’s blue scouts mom lmao tf2 joke

[@PavltheRobot]

I think it would be more reasonable if players didn't know how each side looks like, because some people instead of choosing based on ideology they might prefer the one that looks better/more interesting. For example anarchist right is the only one that has a village and it can be seen from the compass easily.

[@zookkee1189]

When he made that "how do they expect to stimulate the economy" jreg reference, I really felt that

[@frocco7125]

"What's your opinion on AOC?" LibLeft: She's good AuthLeft: She's good AuthRight: She's bad LibRight: It should be lowered to thirteen

[@garihenderson456]

Rocco Anders GawdDAMN son

[@Z3ROLimitZz]

AuthRight likes children not libright

[@Z3ROLimitZz]

@Liam Mahan safe to say both right wing ideologies like children then

[@alexanderirato3845]

The Cube

[@mignob]

​@Liam Mahan Almost all of the LGBTQ+ community and leftists as a whole hate MAPs and don't want them in the community

[@iam3gion204]

8:25 Toycat: As you can see the anarchist left is doing really well Anarchist left: enduring the wrath of the gods

[@ADHDSCREAM]

Toy cat : sees swastika , I sleep Sees /killtoycat , offensive

[@aridabaginindabag9970]

yeah seriously that was kinda extreme.

[@rulerofnothing]

Ikr, I was looking at the swastika and I was thinking like “Ya gonna mention that there pall?”

[@randomhuman1198]

@@rulerofnothing yeah i dont think its ok to have swastikas even as a joke like my whole family but one person died because of hitler and now people use it for humor

[@helios6371]

@@randomhuman1198 cry somewhere else

[@randomhuman1198]

@@helios6371 bruh why do people have to be so rude

[@ClosetDemon]

i like the anarchist-left just because they were the first with a cat and because of that interesting sponge thing.

[@ChristianGruber]

"Menger sponge". It's super cool.

[@sk1ttlz904]

The sponge-farm. It's aesthetically pleasing and it serves a function. Whether you use it or not is on you, but somebody or multiple somebodies took the time to make it, knowing others might use it and doing it anyways.

[@Iamsamcolson]

Players: Builds birch trees and a default bed Toycat: This must be racism

[@keystonecomet9949]

When did toycat start working for cnn?

[@evanmorris6508]

The next logical extension of this idea: Five servers (Authright, Authleft, Libright, Libleft, and Centrism) with identical seeds, to give no side an advantage. Maybe run it as a weekly series.

[@melaniesarno5175]

Great idea!

[@chrisvennbowman3784]

Toycat: The only rule is that you can’t come back and pick another team. Anarchists: *You can’t tell me what to do.*

[@sk1ttlz904]

Tbf, though, why would anyone want to change sides when they're in the land of weed and build-what-you-want? I mean, the other sides seem to just produce some form of loss for you. AuthRight means you have less room because of the water and less tree variations because somebody changed it to birch and everything is blue and white for some reason, Authleft you give up your individuality to work in a farm and do what somebody says, LibRight has some griefing issues, you have to pay for stuff so there's most likely poverty, and the whole system is losses and I guess somebody else gains something. Libleft, we only really see gain and freedom of expression.

[@mp4f]

At 9:02 the cute little conversation goes: Anarchist left: “Are capitalism friends” “Hey hey friends” Capitalist left: “SILENCE PEASANTS”

[@Zimzamzoom95]

you clearly don't understand the political compass, 'capitalist left' is a paradox

[@OrDuneStudios]

Its effecticly Facism Communism Anarco-Communist Anarco-Capitalist

[@masonedward6084]

How hasn’t anyone realized that fascism is socialist? There’s no right wing about fascism

[@jacob2142]

@@masonedward6084 fascism actually sits in between authleft and authright

[@masonedward6084]

Jacob Warren it really doesn’t, if you look at how fascist nations actually ran their economies, the government was in full control. Only small local business didn’t get absorbed by the government

[@zoominmonkey278]

Authoritarian right: “the thing that they’d like the most is if we made it as white as possible” XD

[@kogasoldier9379]

I mean. He's not wrong....

[@Valencetheshireman927]

Authoritarian right doesn’t mean racist.

[@scotthellier7576]

@@kogasoldier9379 yes he is

[@kogasoldier9379]

@@scotthellier7576 Ugh. Here we go. Next you're going to tell me the nazis were left wing right?

[@scotthellier7576]

@@kogasoldier9379 nope. But judging a broad political position by literally the most extreme group in history that held to that broad position is simply ignorant and just a tricky way to smear and invalidate everyone who adheres to the auth right.

[@Pandadude-eg9li]

36:21 The fact they did global warming on their server was in hindsight a chad move when you think about it They are basically saying: "Even if it is happening, we don't care"

[@InciniumVGC]

It's funny how at the end of the video you point out that there is no clear winner and who someone thinks won depends on their perspective. That's totally what a centrist would say. All the sides have their own benefits and drawbacks.

[@CKDubbs]

We just gonna ignore that blasphemy against Toycat 4:00

[@BlitzerXYZ]

Too lazy to go back there rn but I'm going to say that is ToyCum that's my guess

[@LucyWest370]

30 licks to get the center of a toostie pop yes.

[@CKDubbs]

Yup

[@DianneAlexander4858]

I have multiple questions about why they are named that but I am not sure I want to know

[@nutcrackerreal100]

Dianne Alexander it’s the Cum of Toycat, legend says that he had a specific procedure on order to obtain the Cum and worshipped it

[@pixelwanderer1962]

"Once you pick an extreme you are on their side until they deem you unnecessary." The truth of this is scary.

[@Lucy-vk1el]

Liblefts after the revolution can relate

[@danieldavidson5447]

Dammit I literally commented the same quote before seeing this 😂

[@ktoolsssb7080]

Just pick an ideology more robust against imperialism 4head research the bay of pigs invasion and thomas sankara

[@rkit6707]

@@ktoolsssb7080 Pick AuthRight.

[@monkydance2880]

Thats why he said it

[@falquicao8331]

The Jreg reference in Ancapistan was great

[@jonneee11]

“Everything doesn’t have to be political.” ibxtoycat:

[@Dave-gr5qd]

toycat: sees a concentration camp also toycat: i gotta monetize this video

[@AJtehbest]

I highly respect how he gave the hackers no attention. Great job toycat.

[@AnonYmous-db2yy]

14:38 Ancaps? Building roads? Nonsense!

[@frenchbr]

As a ancap, I think it's funny

[@MrJohnboyofsj]

I find it hilarious when people legitimately call Bernie a communist lol.

[@emmacat3202]

A statue of Howie Hawkins would be more accurate.

[@ynk1611]

A guy like Bernie is considered mid-left in most parts of the world, but in the USA, well...

[@emmacat3202]

@@ynk1611 that's because too many people on both sides don't know what communism actually is.

[@claytonhentschel9859]

Like calling trump a fascist

[@InciniumVGC]

Maybe if Bernie didn't incorrectly call himself a socialist (his policies were welfare capitalist at least on his 2016 platform) But then again he sold out to the establishment Dems and the establishment Dems are now in bed with the radical left so... maybe he was correct after all.

[@Joe-rp8xn]

Tocat:*doesn't notice Lib right making roads*

[@Laughterhouse5]

The roads are meant to be broke and no one cares

[@dexterjettster8875]

The lib right, of all ideologies.

[@chrisppx]

What have you done, the LibLeft and AuthRight have already started napalming each other

[@The-kr9rb]

bruh

[@ellagage1256]

Bash the Fash UwU Trans Rights This comment was made by Anarchist Left Gang

[@gordito4716]

@@ellagage1256 silence peasant

[@joebiden7064]

Ella Gage don’t silence yourself keep spreading the truth

[@ellagage1256]

@@joebiden7064 On the one hand your comment gives me confidence but on the other hand your name is Joe Biden... I feel so conflicted right now

[@dazzjinx2021]

This man doesn't even blur the swastikas what a Chad

[@mollof7893]

toycat is yes

[@mossyourlocalbleachbottle2098]

HAIL TOYCAT

[@OP-bb3vw]

Clorox Bleach What’re you doing here??

[@JakeTheTrouserSnake]

@@mossyourlocalbleachbottle2098 Heil to the fur-er?

[@greatcesari]

What time?

[@hayden7151]

did nobody notice that one of the first players is ‘toycum’ IM WHEEZING

[@jackryan8426]

"The anarchist rights have made some really nice roads." Funny how that works

[@Stricken-Zero]

9:51 It's the Berlin wall again, lol

[@always5809]

RIP Toycum, you will be missed

[@ItsLtime]

Why most people choose what they choose:- Authoritarian Left:- Communism Memes Authoritarian Right:- Nazi Memes Anarchist left:- Not wanting to stimulate the economy Anarchist right:- " *I am telling you it ephebophilia* "

[@spinalcordinc]

i chose authleft bc he had good flow and he did the finger twirly thing

[@fortunesbmh9390]

Me at 10pm: I should just go to bed Me at 1am: oh cool more extreme political ideas portrayed in minecraft Damn 224 likes in 1 day tysm

[@PolishPilot17]

1 am? Pathetic. I was watching at 5 am

[@maxslifer1391]

PolishPilot17 pathetic I’m watching at 1 am and where do you live china

[@ZRob23523]

Watching at 1 am. Wish it was later, but I cannot change time.

[@PolishPilot17]

No I live in Ireland

[@Goldrusher-ee3jo]

Frick i saw this at 1 am you got me

[@smokykm5]

22:31 Welcome to ancapistan where any man can be a king! Welcome to ancapistan where your worth as a man is the worth that you bring!

[@TijnBruins]

In ancapistan we look after each other, we treat our trade partners, as if they were brothers.

[@crackerjackmattmilsim3052]

And if you are a Commie we’ll throw you out the choppy. Because Commies aren’t people and stealing wealth is evil. So go starve all your sheeple in your latest Statist cathedral.

[@Milenos]

Im disappointed by the lack of Potato from the Red side.

[@kylethomas9130]

Need grain stalks so close together you can walk across the top without touching the soil.

[@KarmaSangheili]

Maybe it's still during the era of potatoes being banned due to not knowing their health benefits?

[@keanotsao9549]

"ancapistan" now i know ibxtoycat watches jreg

[@RocoPwnage]

This would've been a really interesting concept for a video if the map was a little bigger and the number of players ever went above single digits.

[@TankFerretPresents]

The Toycat in the suit is a Meowist

[@lolno5632]

lol Mao Zedong

[@gromplestomp5593]

This comment is criminally underrated

[@Zorro9129]

Fun fact: Mao's name literally means "cat" in Chinese

[@johnsmithworth9296]

This is just people running around building what they want with vague understanding of the extremes xD

[@dexterjettster8875]

If it was extreme then there would be Nazi banners and Soviet flags. This is just people who want to build something cool xD.

[@vatershep]

Yeah maybe it would’ve have worked better if people had a better understanding of the actual political ideas.

[@jamingaming9251]

Thanks to modern leftists Germany were the heroes of the European project during ww2, national pride is racism and young people don't know anything about the past despite having a super computer in their pockets.

[@jamingaming9251]

Bring on the nwo under Bill Gates.

[@galarstar052]

@@jamingaming9251 national pride is illogical, dude, how can you be proud of being randomly born in one country? you didn't do anything to be proud of.

[@TVJake-uy5lt]

18:11 summs up the the real treatment of the natives rather nicely

[@stanislavkos3723]

"So that's communism... no players left." -Toycat 2020

[@SlayingSin]

Everyone is poor equally

[@personpacman7439]

AuthRight: Badlion AuthLeft: Hypixel LibRight: Towny LibLeft: 2b2t

[@okjustdont6713]

2b2t is more like LibLeft but everyone chooses to be AuthRight.

[@hexa3389]

I'd say 2b2t is anarchist center. Cause there is no private property but people sell things (capitalist) and make communal melon farms (leftist).

[@rapidexal]

This is too true.

[@gnochhuos645]

2b2t: LibLeft-AuthRight unity

[@crocodileguy4319]

Hypixel sucks all the cocks

[@chrishamilton7107]

I'm surprised that concentration camp survived the entire experiment, even when someone built on top of it. Yes it was submerged underwater most of the time but still.

[@Roddy425]

“Anarchist left really loves green” *Has the land with the most sand*