Trading Childhood Stories with Dan Soder

Episode 3

[@bigchiefsmackaho387]

Nick not playing with action figures and not even being able to comprehend that concept really explains a LOT about Nick as a child lol

[@ZeranZeran]

I got why other kids did it but I was never into it Nintendo got me young.

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

Like what?

[@MikeHoczbig]

If he was booking dans bedrooms WWF shows he would be.

[@twenty4seven11]

9l

[@opses546]

I didn't understand playing with them either, they looked cool, but that was about it.

[@Thr33sevens]

Dans voice never rejected the bong hit transplant

[@maxmotors9497]

Even if Dan got completely sober his bong hit transplant would hold fast. Dude was born with classic 90s stoner slacker vibes

[@Gixsir]

Dauber

[@Jguthro]

Good one good one

[@MolokoMinus]

I always mistake him for Kurt Metzger

[@kristopherpoulsen653]

​@@MolokoMinus frfr?

[@oldkingcrow777]

"Heeeeyoo white peepul, ya know, they always be like speeeting" Thay made me laugh so hard

[@beenis9842]

same, no idea why it got me i've been laughing like a mental patient for the last 2 minutes

[@macunum3009]

I imagine Nick playing with action figures and just doing the Chinese version of each character

[@Drazakhan_Dynasty]

That kids bragging about adult stuff really hit home. The amount of kids in my high school who straight up said they were sponsored by rockstar

[@nolimitsoldier6042]

I said Red Bull

[@Based_Alcatraz]

I knew some dudes who got the famous stars and straps logo tattooed on em saying they were sponsored lol

[@transformerstuff7029]

lmao american high schools have extra dumb kids or something?! who would even believe that lmao........too dumb to make a lie plausible.

[@patrickbaklava7297]

What would Rockstar even sponsor someone for?

[@BlastinRope]

@@patrickbaklava7297 bombing hills on a longboard

[@Patrick.Weightman]

*the emotional range of a lizard*

[@nburtoninferno]

Forever the best description of Nick.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

thats up there with Colin Quinn saying that the reason why Anthony Cumia felt bad when he killed a salamander was because "he felt a sort of kinship to it due to their lizardlike qualities."

[@spunksettlement]

Soder is always a top guest

[@williamdavid9272]

I like how he’s not intimidated by nick and will tell him shit like he has the emotional range of a lizard lol you know the shit must drive nick nuts on the inside

[@kristopherpoulsen653]

​@@williamdavid9272 a lizard person would never be bothered by the accusation of being a lizard person

[@williamdavid9272]

@@kristopherpoulsen653 you’re right, now that I think about it 🧐

[@theyoungmessiah420]

@@williamdavid9272 😂😂😂

[@zzzzz45zzzzz79]

Should’ve always been him Nick and stav. His energy matches so much better than Adam

[@sbz666_]

Imagine a world where Dan Soder is the 3rd mic of TAFS.

[@t.rellis834]

Secret writer

[@DragonLawyer]

In a constant rotation with Tim Dillon, Ian, and for sweeps week: Tom Myers

[@MostPowerfulOfAllTime]

Dan actually has great chemistry with them.

[@TerryWhisk]

@@MostPowerfulOfAllTimehe’s just a cool funny guy that’s it

[@oldkingcrow777]

I was literally thinking "my first car was a blazer I'd set up the leaf litter bags" and then stavvy immediately says "my first car was a Chevy blazer and we would set up..." Had a little matrix moment for a second there 🤣

[@noahsmith9025]

Bro smashing through everyone's leave little bags the night before pick up in my 1990 crown vic Ltd was the top tier activity.

[@sandequation2653]

Why? Do you pretend you're the fourth mic and rehearse the stuff you'd say if you were on the show? Cause that's gay.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

_“Hell_ yeah DUDE!” =Stavros is about to lie

[@adrenochromejoe7448]

Dan Sober: "I grew up a poor black child"

[@BIacklce]

Sober in the loosest definition

[@kadenstimpson3167]

If Dan is considered sober I guess you could consider me straight

[@Jimlamp1576]

It’s wild when soder is talking about his friend mike, he’s talking about mike McDaniel the dolphins HC

[@patrickgregitis4521]

Fr?

[@unclashed]

Yep@@patrickgregitis4521

[@chuckaubry767]

@@patrickgregitis4521yes, they are best friends since grade 7-8. I’m gay

[@danieleriksson5728]

Yeah me too friend. Crackle crackle​@@chuckaubry767

[@DoctorCyan]

What the fuck? 😭😭😭😭

[@JoeyPepperoni101]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who always notices turd but no toilet paper

[@MomTires]

Holy shit, the Mike in Dans Spider Story is Dolphins Head Coach Mike McDaniel

[@zachhoward9099]

I don’t know what’s wilder that one of Dans best buds is Mike McDaniel or the fact that his fiancée is Katie Nolan, dude seems like a fucking awesome guy to chill with

[@mrniceguy7168]

Always a good time to hear about experiences with cholos & wiggers growing up

[@Deeplycloseted435]

Nick’s job is literally setting up scenarios on this show to make people laugh, but he can’t imagine a kid doing the same thing with their toys?

[@drmantistoboggan2870]

Or thats just another funny scenario hes setting up

[@AloisWeimar]

X-Men figures for the win !

[@louieo.blevinsmusic2011]

When I was about 9 as spring came outta my wolverine toy’s claw mechanism. It was one of those small twisted ones so my parents couldn’t pull it out. Had to go to an E.R. lol

[@lastzombiehunter]

1:01 I almost spat beer all over my monitors

[@PanikGrafik]

Oh shit you drink beer cool guy huh

[@RaptorBo]

>monitors

[@yoboy6319]

I can barley remember my best friends names from highschool, soders got a crazy memory

[@CyberCriminal777]

Of course stav brings up pizza hut in his story with the car.

[@diegoledezma4045]

I smoked weed with this German kid and he got so high he forgot how to speak German.

[@Moloch187]

If you were putting Adam on a Recess character, it would have to be Randall right?

[@newmarketdispatch4830]

Lol or one of the girls lol

[@grimace4257]

Gretchen

[@FrankieTwoRolls]

Gretchen or the only black Ashley

[@bigmeech9839]

@@FrankieTwoRolls 🧐

[@WHDRWN]

a small bearded new yorker

[@Ball_drips]

No wipe, no flush. I should have named my kid walt

[@itsfreezyfbaby]

Touching story about being gay and having the courage to come out in middle school Nick

[@thesoundvault508]

"Here's the thing about denver..." and spit all facts

[@jonvia]

I remember first seeing someone wearing an airbrushed t shirt in middle school and I had no idea how to respond. It read "RIP Cookie Monster fool"

[@TrillgataQ]

"sleepy boys we ain't never woke"

[@ambrosiaplatypus]

ive listened to this so many times that seeing Dan Soder with his actual hair is weird

[@zerotwoeleven_]

mexican boxing legend “jerry garcia”

[@timforti]

stab struggling to remember ambiguity is fucking hilarious

[@ramrod420]

Actually my boi, out here in the west, it’s more like Asian with blacks, if they choose too & others, and northerners Hispanic also go with blacks & whites and southerners join together. It’s gotta be something real serious for that, besides that everyone rolls with they’re car(race)

[@jakewhite7526]

He listenin!!!

[@fuguestatetoo6789]

fruit lurlups

[@GenericProtagonist7]

never let him forget

[@onatone]

Damn, this show would have been amazing if they had Dan instead of stav

[@68able2]

dan is often trying too hard to be funny tho stav is the same way

[@bada_bing_my_ballsack]

Don’t you fuckin dare disrespect my boy like that

[@kskull5764]

@@68able2 you are developmentally disabled

[@tracihoeflick666]

thats cuz dan soder is the fuckin GOAT

[@imrippingthefuckingheadoff]

@@68able2 tf lol? he's great

[@Abraxas0365]

replace stave with Dan and keep Adam as a punching bag.

[@RisioTheorem]

stavs laugh at 2x speed fr sounds like one of those sound bites they use for those stupid content farm vids/ads

[@typeerk]

Lol I KNOW Solomon from Aurora! Gonna have to ask him about this "racewar" story

[@whitty_so_shitty9443]

All hail the producer ❤

[@thebigcheeseful]

Never see a more fitting thumbnail

[@dookfields2362]

Im tryna see one of Smiley's sets😭

[@thesxex]

straight up

[@pace91]

And Mike went on to coach the dolphins

[@goblinPing]

Dan woulda been a great 4th to the show. Great voice, imitations, and better at riffing than jew and fat. Better story teller than nick imo

[@rent6114]

He’s pretty much a better comedian then all of them too

[@balladofthebroken7569]

I find Nick funnier overall tho, he just captures my style of humor more

[@lunhing5308]

He’s not lying lol most Mexicans here been trained to fight by family and shi

[@apostleofazathoth7696]

Literally doing when in Bruges lmaoooo

[@Wetknees]

I’m starting to doubt the validity of “golden gloves”

[@actuallynotsteve]

Ayy I'm listening, yo!

[@dookfields2362]

Soder doing blackface in the thumbnail👍

[@MostPowerfulOfAllTime]

Black body

[@uns33n]

So weird that the mike from dans stories is the coach of the dolphins

[@JoeKing69]

"472" I think he was confusing IQ with his SAT score.

[@GTAjunkie99]

hell yeah dude

[@Pwilly07]

Dan always sounds like a guy in slomo

[@fredmanie2926]

To follow the recess characters, gus has to be Joe list

[@oom5768]

I couldve sworn Soder was black just from listening

[@carterblink5335]

After further review, I am gay

[@fillbill2454]

What ep is this I need exact date

[@killervacuum]

soder is clearly a gus come on

[@medguy12]

FREE CARLTON

[@stevelibby6852]

Is it too late in the comment to mention that I am gay?

[@marksimpson5103]

No. It’s never too late to be gay

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

It’s never too late to be gay

[@ericwhatley5831]

iT'S NoT Too LaTe... iT'S NeVeR Too GaPe🎶

[@charliecharles2459]

We are all gay on this glorious day my brother

[@derpyeh9107]

I've lived in Aurora and Pueblo. I'm also very gay.

[@h.p.hovercraft570]

sedonaaaaaaa

[@Peo.Ribeiro]

Lol Mexicans teaming up with black?

[@Mostly.Peaceful]

East coasters

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

Exactly lol

[@johnnysasakithethird1209]

All these guys are from the suburbs.

[@JoseCruz-dm6ew]

Fo'hunnid seventy tew...

[@dynd]

What is the game in the background picture?

[@jesussanchez9106]

Its not a game. Its just a cgi rendition of the neighborhood you got molested in when you were a young lad

[@bardforhire8345]

I want to know also

[@ZeranZeran]

Smiley Spyder just got shot ese

[@KenoshaKicker]

4hundid 70two

[@buhshmuh]

Mexicans teaming up with blacks. These guys are definitely not from Southern California 🤣

[@michaelj6392]

I don’t think anyone teams up with the blacks

[@harrydavey9884]

Yeah, was gonna say there's zero chance or that happening.

[@toastedt140]

Patrices bit really nails it better

[@ShaneFlett]

I thought dan soder was a black dude for some reason

[@markewy6797]

Love a good soder

[@sibek3415]

2:27

[@aloneinthedark99]

Sodonnnnaaaaa

[@mr.martyr8573]

Danny Sodes is one of the quickest comics out there…add Stavy…..fuckin A!

[@QueyBan]

Oh shit. Fatty’s friend who said he understood German- that actually happened to me. I was on acid, a stupid black and white German movie was on and I totally understood what they said. I don’t care if you believe me. It was a one off.

[@andymcevoy3109]

Dans stories and anecdotes are all obvious lies

[@jessrich176]

🌺 ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏsᴍ

[@thebigcheeseful]

Never see a more fitting thumbnail