Trading Spouses - Chappelle's Show

[@serfillustrated4018]

" Your inside voice is about to put your ass outside" Best line in the skit!!

[@Tino7100]

only second to can i call you Mister Deez? Mister Deez? Deez Nuts

[@lisas5211]

Check yo tone LOL

[@dickkulik791]

Better check yo tone girl !!! 😆 🤣

[@chosenone9102]

He the goat for that 💩😂😂😂

[@shannonbailey7580]

i agree

[@Ally.Cat.252]

“I don’t smell no dinner cooking” lol

[@SkinnyCow.]

Dave Chappelle should be cancelled for doing white-face

[@sjcflawless]

SkinnyCow this is why politics tries to equal itself out in some way! In the end, was it good in this modern society? Very interesting point, because some people aren’t aware of this sketch! I don’t believe in discrimination in any form!

[@corneliushannah4322]

Lol

[@TookDaChargeAt17]

SkinnyCow Shit up he is the best this country would be in war without his comedy you fucker

[@SkinnyCow.]

So you'll be telling black people to "take a joke" when Jimmy Kimmel next does black-face?

[@guydutoit61]

“Just so you know - his ass will be back April 13th” I died at this 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tiyalewhitehurst338]

Sounds jus like something my dad would say

[@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106]

I feel him though. Trying to Make him do dishes on the first day there. A quick way to but a stop too it till april 13th lol

[@quietnerdgirl]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@complextwitter653]

It’s comin up!

[@jacobhopkins32]

Today’s the day

[@comfortable.and.furious]

That quick shut and lock of the door, followed by paranoid look out the window by Leonard gets me every time

[@genkiferal7178]

i had a black roommate who did that - but that was in the ghetto, so...

[@klosekal55l]

@@genkiferal7178 🌽

[@johnnycee9325]

We really do that more than we know as black men 😂😂😂

[@OmarHernandez-nq2jo]

I don't know why, but I'd do that too. Still do actually

[@razawavs]

I mean he ain't wrong lmao​@@klosekal55l

[@reignforrest2090]

After he left him in the hood, you don’t see him the rest of the video meaning he still there sellin rocks

[@chrisoberg6888]

Chris Campos nigga he got kids to feed!

[@beast63254]

@@chrisoberg6888 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrisleach1723]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dallasx9000]

He's alright he's from the streets..G- unit

[@DS-kn4bs]

Or dead

[@unknown-redact]

_"G-G-G-G-G-G-GET YO' ASS IN THE CAR!"_ That part had me dying

[@ibrahiym3030]

Sammee😂😂😂 but the psychiatrist scene was even worse😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ibrahiym3030]

@michael ryan are you white? Just asking

[@jaylonjackson3218]

michael ryan because it’s hilarious

[@melissaivy5309]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ricocurve5940]

@DEaThSTRoKE 4 gotta be white loll

[@DavidZ7785]

"Damn...I done heard of trimming the hedges, but u done scorched the earth" lmao had me dying

[@andrewortiz9226]

i don't get that joke!!

[@koolinwitk1789]

@@andrewortiz9226 she's bald...

[@molasorrosalom4846]

Really dude???

[@TheOnlyRodgers]

On God I was dying yo

[@humbleonemoretime7025]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@PhoenixRiseinFlame]

As a white guy, I always find Chapelle’s white person persona to be absolutely hilarious. He really nails the vanilla boomer white voice

[@mustbemeech]

Hahahah vanilla boomer

[@burna8753]

Not white, it’s murican. White people and American are very different. We also laugh at how ‘corny’ muricans are. ‘Hey, Newsflash bucko! You don’t wanna see me angry pal! I can assure you I’m not always so swell!’ 🤣🤣🤣 Christ

[@ri3m4nn]

@@burna8753 "white" is American. Otherwise it's specific to the European culture.

[@zakyia]

@@burna8753 😐

[@AlphaQHard]

@@ri3m4nn What is European culture? Theres many countries in Europe, all of which have their own unique cultures

[@HARBRINGERZERO]

5:46 “Bitch, I’ll never forgive you for this.” This whole thing is hilarious but that’s my favorite part.

[@user-mc9hp6il4r]

😭💀

[@sp4cegrl27]

he said it so calmly. 😂💀

[@BrushCountryAg06]

Same here...all these years later, that is still my favorite part!

[@jaimesmith2266]

😁😂😂😂😂

[@tashamachele9592]

Lmao that is my favorite part too. I kept rewinding it.

[@MyTownDrunk]

I still drop the, "only yo momma calls me daddy" to this day. "Ggg ggg get yo ass in the car" lmao 😭😭😭😭 Chapelle is the 🐐

[@SlurryNoises]

@Blood Beryl Why's it bother you? Sounds like you're the pussy if you let that get to you lmao

[@BLAM5980]

Blood Beryl that just means he thought it was funny

[@FussyPickles]

rofl those are both great

[@busychrissy0.0]

@Blood Beryl no dummy that emoji can go either way. It can be meant for crying or laughing

[@kristiyangerasimov6708]

yo bro he is the Ggg ggg OAT

[@thetruth4808]

The way he look out the window while shuting the door is accurate 😂😂

[@Technovore88]

1000%

[@raymonds7492]

At 1:20

[@jasoncardwell8535]

Everytime... I bolt lock that bih and peek out everytime. 😂😂😂

[@jordanflores5687]

Straight up

[@uniqueanartist6792]

💀💀💀💀 the details

[@christopherwalker4256]

" I done heard of trimming the hedges but you done scorched the earth". Such a great line

[@davidharter9417]

"Damn! I heard of trimmin' da hedges, but you done scorched da erf!"

[@tashajackson7968]

“I smell ya lightsaber....” 😂😂😂😂

[@MrMutou]

@@tashajackson7968 She must got the funky😹

[@floyd27860]

ERF! 🤣☠

[@bobtaylor3010]

Hell yeah funny stuff

[@piggypooo]

Da erf!🤣

[@yamanoorstani5807]

“Do you mind if I turn off this R&B music I kind of want to hear you breathing.” Hahahaha

[@muggy2128]

anyone know if that's an actual song they used or just something for the sketch?

[@c.galindo9639]

It’s funny though because she wasn’t even breathing hard or anything

[@c.galindo9639]

@KZbinBlows perhaps

[@felipegamino]

"Can I call you daddy?!" "hell nah. Only ya momma calls me daddy" 😭😭💀💀💀

[@fuerte_javier_]

Felipe Gamino lol

[@raquelwright1607]

Lmao

[@dholmes6746]

Over lord Javier "now get on outta here before I best you IN the ass" I die and come back just got that part 😁😁😁

[@fuerte_javier_]

Darrowyn Holmes that’s how dudes talk to there little brothers

[@BigScewleo]

Weird how the audience didn't find it funny, though.

[@prazedplatoon6502]

The fact every episode and every skit of Dave’s show is quotable is proof he’s a master at his writing, acting and stand up.

[@SuperMia36]

Louis CK was one of the writers

[@TheFogLakeshore]

@@SuperMia36S01E03 Dave voiceover end credits: "All of you worried about these racist jokes, a white guy and a black guy wrote these jokes" that was Brennan.

[@MrJdb8511]

"I heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth." 😂😂

[@sierra7534]

earf*

[@diannaharriison3243]

Add a public comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bernieherring5920]

Add a public comment 😂😂

[@elighhernandez6190]

@@bernieherring5920 ad a public comment 😂😂😂

[@queenateeba4803]

Lol 😂😂 😂

[@freddycupples1448]

Leonard Washington is possibly the most underrated character in television history.

[@kyokusanagi616]

Up there with the likes of Slinky Johnston, Tyrone Biggums and Tron. Would love to see Dave resurrect this character.

[@sailor75565]

He reminds me of my stepfather

[@jahjr92aka187]

Kyo Kusanagi it’s silky

[@kyokusanagi616]

+Jerhmain Jordan yep. Silky Johnson. But does it really matter. He's a pimp, a hater and a time traveller. I know the history lol

[@dholmes6746]

Kyo Kusanagi a man with many hats, Dave is on another planet with this shit man

[@rasbmenelik2]

The lack of laughter after the Renee Zellweger joke, makes it that much funnier 😂"

[@irnbrewhaha]

I still call her Zellewedger to this day

[@tishkerrville8942]

"I don't smell no dinner cooking" lol - fkn hilarious

[@ants9151]

#1!!

[@joshg9538]

Go on make me some grits. 😂

[@cristodub5828]

RUN ON!!!!

[@j.t.thomas1859]

Emm titty residue

[@josepunkthrashdude]

Can i call you mr deez? Mr deeze? DEEEEEZE NUTSSS! " I dont understand" 😂😂

[@imtonkwii7304]

The kid he dropped off in the hood became MGK

[@knockitoffsam]

Tonki 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JoeMama-xu8sb]

Nice profile pic

[@imtonkwii7304]

@@JoeMama-xu8sb *EAT YOUR CEREAL*

[@mhvisionzz9690]

😂

[@nicoleraheem1195]

Hahaha

[@CharlesTurnerTheKing]

"You betta check ya tone girl and putcha inside voice on before I putcha outside" 😂😂😂😂

[@Mig2596]

Zz

[@So_Oneal]

@@Mig2596 Another hating latino why I'm I not surprised

[@joefilippone2866]

Uncle.vinny

[@JJoh4040]

@@So_Oneal what does ZZ mean?

[@gurutrips9440]

Yea foreal what does “Zz” mean ?

[@dom_mob2668]

"Tiddy Residue" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was funny all those years ago, and it's still just as funny

[@Earl_TheSquirrel]

Yes lol

[@broth3rthree]

This ☝🏾💀

[@kristinwolf1165]

"Come here girl" hugs her. "I don't smell no dinner cookin. Go on and make some grits" 😂😂

[@snoopy_peanuts_77]

i just found out what grits are.....it tastes like nothing....i dont get it

[@TravelHall74]

Its a southern thing

[@democracy480]

😂😂😂🤣

[@משִיחאלצבאידה]

you add sugar and butter for taste

[@kmaster262]

מָשִׁיחַ אֵל צָבָא יָדָה no u put salt in grits u nasty fuck

[@papasmackyourhat5333]

His stick and stones show got me back on a Chappelle marathon

[@YhaanZor]

hahahahha me too xd

[@MrEarla273]

Fr fr 😂

[@manicjsvision444]

Facts

[@shananika]

Lol same here I miss this show

[@TXBRICE]

Same

[@rizelmicro-of-macro-hs1dl]

The way he closed the door and peaked out the window 🪟 makes me laugh from the bottom of my spine 😂

[@homersimpson2259]

The way he looks out the window after locking the door is great

[@Ednoxious1]

Homer Simpson lol an innate sense of awareness

[@abj5791]

I know right!!! 😂🤣😂

[@C.O.G_ChildOfGOD]

Cocaine is a helluva drug... It'll have you periodically peaking out the window just like he portrayed. Not sure that's what he was trying to do, but, nonetheless, that's how it looks..

[@avastealth2931]

CONSTITUTIONAL STATE OF MIND No, that’s just something people do if they were raised having to watch their back.

[@BELTRAN664]

Katie - "you want me to light your ciggarette for you too" Leonard- "Better check yo tone girl, keep yo inside voice on before i put yo ass outside" 😂😂hahahahahaha

[@TheAmericanNomad352]

guzman708 that's what most guys think or say

[@teezee1000]

Classic line!

[@gloriouspopemantom373]

The pimp is strong with this one.

[@Xainfinen]

Gotta keep the pimp hand strong.

[@TafariMosi]

Pimp hand is way strong

[@lulun3724]

“ I tasted brown sugar and not in my oatmeal” omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@402Townsell]

I died

[@miaporche2256]

Lmao

[@aaronsmith9453]

That laugh afterwards lolol

[@diannaharriison3243]

Mimi N 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Meatdevil]

She is gorgeous.

[@Jackson-pu7gd]

"i dont smell no dinner cooking" LOL i love the way he said that

[@Officialtemaloveless]

"Well.. just so you know, his ass will be back - April 13th" "Now gone do your thing girl" 😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@jeannettesneed]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dragonfruit8884]

Das my birthday

[@aaronwrecks3324]

Can I call you Daddy? "Hell nah! Only your momma calls me daddy" 😂

[@tychauntenelle919]

"Here mop top take my bag upstairs,and if I find out you've been in my shit I'm gon beat you in your ass" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ItsPinky1]

Aaron Wrecks lmaooo

[@ts3-carlosmarin22]

"Yes, I would like that very much" hahaha 😂 so polite

[@SatoshiKong]

This is one of those rare skits where literally every single line is quotable, lol

[@seansartor]

"Put yo inside voice on before I put you outside." LMAO ! That's her house 😂

[@dretheman123]

Sean Sartor 😂😂😂😂

[@markwinberry8095]

Sean Sartor No, not really. You have to suspend disbelief and picture the new dad as the boss. So in reality he can boot her ass out, unless you are the beta male type who has either moved in on a woman or thinks she has equal rights to the house. Then in either case you need to man up.

[@leandradozier968]

Mark Winberry the fuck is your problem?

[@docducttape9270]

Agatha jay She can kick his ass out since he is just the one visiting. lol. It's not like they switched the names on the mortgage or deed just swapping placed for like a week. lol

[@osmanshah5046]

Mark Winberry sounds like one of those deluded fools who thinks he's an Alpha male but can't provide for his dependents, can't hold down a job, and is always bummin off people at the gas station because 'he ran out of gas and is stranded'.

[@nicholaspoe9203]

Him immediately locking the door and peaking out cracks me up every time.

[@mikewest712]

nicholas so suttle yet so true.

[@julianmendez7576]

Yup lol

[@stefannotchev7209]

nicholas lol same

[@dretheman123]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@psycho-mantis8316]

Every time lmao!

[@EvilSinReaper]

I don't smell no dinner cooking, go on and make some grits🤣🤣🤣

[@jagolove236]

Evil Sin Reaper tht line had me in tears😂😂😂

[@israepilgrym3526]

"Run on."

[@Jaycee2828]

That is my favorite line, LoL.

[@bohampton9871]

My dad's white and he's the same way

[@aissatamuhammad2581]

Sounds like my husband 😁😊😔

[@juikja]

Nobody will ever believe how much I laughed when I saw this sketch for the first time

[@030193]

Chappelle's Show is the greatest sketch comedy show of all time hands down.

[@thewolfofcomedy5966]

Real shit

[@jamesjamaica7189]

Numba 1 In living Color is number 1 but this is a close 2nd

[@mrmaze2463]

It's great but we can't forget in living color. That's the beginning of it all. Pay homage

[@JimmyStruthers1000]

Numba 1 of course. Fuck key and peele

[@GangstaStan010]

Numba 1 MadTV and In Living Color on the same list

[@pieb0y1]

"Now I don heard of trimming the hedges, but you scorched the earth!"

[@markmadison4281]

Scorched “da erf” to be precise.

[@Meechda76]

😂😂😂😂😂☠

[@Zannnnah]

That part made me scream.

[@lego4271]

Anyone else see that number of likes?...

[@ermac192]

What does he mean by scorched the earth? Lol

[@LawlBoxFox]

HE LEFT THE BOY SELLING ROCKS IN THE HOOD

[@meeranaidu4656]

Haaaahahaaaahahaaaaaa!!!

[@dounin8876]

The boy said he was from the streets, so, he must be fine.

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

She didn’t even ask about him lol

[@vamtheanomaly]

Well he did say he was "from the streets." G-G-G-G-Unit!

[@727swikey2]

He became white boy rick

[@russellreid8488]

“ Do you mind if I turn down this R&B music? I kind of want to hear you breathing”. 😂

[@joneschilufya867]

😂😂 well yeah

[@gutz1981]

Damn! Now I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth! LOL

[@davidwong6575]

gutz1981 urff*

[@beaniesigel4817]

J I can understand that, but there's something about seeing female secretion oozing out of a small forest of hair during an orgasm that just does it for me.

[@aduarte8057]

J I don't know man I like some hair down there reminds me I'm going down on an adult.

[@Zekenificent]

😆

[@loumartin8312]

gutz1981 I

[@chasedunagan]

FINALLY these are on KZbin. Only took 10 years...

[@King_of_Africa]

They riding off Netflix hype

[@Kingolimar354]

Why did it take so long?

[@CostlyChris]

Comedy Central isn't happy about Dave leaving their channel. They would be happy to bury him but the man won't die. This is pure capitalism, Netflix special = need to redirected views while seeming like they aren't mad at him or tried to blacklist him.

[@yam83]

They're trying to pre-empt Chappelle's 2 new New Year's Eve specials on Netflix. Especially The Bird Revelation which is raw and intimate as hell. It's the best stuff he's ever done so far.

[@D0doubleD]

you know you guys, including me, are giving comedy central money for watching these? The same people that wanted to suck all that money from their bottom b*tch which led Dave to have to leave for South Africa? Exactly what he was talking about in his new special and now even after 10 years they still riding their b*tch.

[@HolyCanoley]

This sketch belongs in the Library of Congress. Must be preserved and enjoyed by all humanity in perpetuity.

[@kazan9962]

Yes!!! It is THAT good!

[@jazzyfour]

Perpetuity. U are a fool 4 real. Lol

[@madcrabber1113]

All of the seasons and all of the episodes!

[@BrandiFrench08]

Kathleen Sauser t

[@lisacjlm]

😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Presevered!

[@BeasleyLaflare]

Leonard wit da cigarette in his mouth the whole skit is hilarious 😂

[@QTooReal]

“and for the first time in my life , I tasted brown sugar ... and not in my oatmeal” 😂😂😂

[@WhatsTheDylBr0]

Saw this comment as I heard that line 😂

[@ryankneib4601]

Or the super random one with the bra and he looks up at the camera "ohh tittie residue"

[@QTooReal]

@@ryankneib4601 😂 that was hilarious

[@jaimesmith2266]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skippy8414]

"You better check your tone girl. Get your inside voice on before I put your a$$ outside.." Classic! I still say that to this day!

[@diannaharriison3243]

Sam Lee lol

[@michaelnelson312]

Me too lol

[@Rojo731]

Hahaaa

[@familylove8409]

me too pimpn

[@vatoloco2066]

Never gets old.

[@Dee-bv6xi]

5:45 "Bitch I'll never forgive you for this" - Dave Chappelle

[@greatgreatgrindfather335]

Dee That's how the Mike Tyson and Robin Givens interview shoulda went...bitch! I'll never forgive you for this!

[@richardd2887]

"I smell your light sabre" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@irnbrewhaha]

I like to embarrass my gf by randomly saying this to her in public.

[@eccentricaste3232]

😂😂😂😂

[@beautifulsurprise9424]

The way he was playing with that vibrator like a light saber 😂😂

[@pc_115]

it was a lightsaber i don't even know what a "vibrator" is

[@michellejackson1096]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tyreece190]

@@pc_115 it was a vibrator its a toy women play with their self with

[@CHIEFPAINN]

"For the first time I tasted brown sugar, and not in my oatmeal."😂😂

[@kandygarcia747]

Leonard: “Go on and make some grits” Katie: 👁 👄 👁 Leonard :”Go onn”

[@iAcceptMastercard]

The second "Go on" is what gets me every time

[@Christobanistan]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[@negano5654]

"Now, i've heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth." 😆😆😆

[@kub786]

"Do u mind if I turn off this rnb music? I kinda wanna hear u ..breathing" LMAOOO😭😭😭

[@apimpnamedslickback8519]

Keith Brown Trill Shit

[@ValosarX]

His portrayal of a white man was 100% dead on, we all fuck through to pee hole and get off on the breathing!

[@docducttape9270]

Valosar Aria Nah cuz,. that's just you. You a freakazoid.

[@a016202]

Valosar Aria Not in my house.

[@paradigmwolf4694]

I don't fuck through a pee hole or fuck music-less to hear breathing.... but I do like the silence so I can hear it all.

[@urRAWRsoundsfunnyLOL]

"Go up stairs and wash ya ass then we'll watch Martin Lawrence" Dad goals 😐

[@sinatraforeign]

@@2300enduserperson1 bitch ain't nobody asking your skin color.

[@jaimesmith2266]

Yall fooling on theses comments man 😁😂😂😂😂

[@jaimesmith2266]

Yoga Bayu Bruh why call her a bitch thats uncalled for😁😂😂

[@jaimesmith2266]

Michelle Bottone You are welcome and you were only speaking from your experiences with your father you said nothing wrong at all sweetie

[@jaimesmith2266]

Michelle Bottone I try to be i pride myself on being righteous and no problem god bless sweetie

[@denniswhite166]

Dave Chappelle is a genius of comedy.

[@johnbarron383]

nothing is funnier than portrayals of racist stereotypes

[@DS-kn4bs]

I bet he's got some white boys writting his shit.

[@DS-kn4bs]

@Hold Your Own Nuts!! I am black dickhead.

[@TheFruitney]

@@DS-kn4bs It was Chappelle and Neal Brennan who were the head writers for the show. All these comedy shows have/had a team of writers. Every thing from SNL to In Living Color to Martin. Also White people wote for black people and black people wrote for white people. What difference does it make if you laughed at the end of it all?

[@leylandgrey408]

Chappelle has a charismatic way of using comedy to expose race for what it is, nothing but people doing things differently!!!

[@JillCheese]

Every once in a while, I say, "Ggggg G-Unit!" "Ggggg GETCHO ahh in the car!" & "TIME OUT!"

[@zopettyfromthat4345]

Hey beautiful ❤

[@frankborder]

I feel like this whole skit was engineered so that Chapelle could voice his actual complaints about the white bar soap phenomenon and so that he could say titty residue

[@sabsays4091]

This is a very specific reason, yet also really reasonable.

[@carolinapanther1762]

frankborder yea that titty residue was funny

[@brocowsci]

That bar soap shit is nasty, ur suposed to put a rag around it but most don't lol pubic hairs

[@aden1833]

I laughed so hard at this and ‘titty residue’ is now my favorite phrase 😂

[@Tozzie50]

LMAO it has to be

[@evanbrady7]

I love this so much because it’s equally offensive to everyone. And the racial jokes don’t all come from pure hate

[@akmhd]

Yet there are still going to be dumbasses who are going to take clips out of context and say, "Dave Chappelle is cancelled, ooh give me virtue points."

[@evanbrady7]

AKMH7 so true!!!

[@DD-ok1md]

Apologize

[@Elmo914]

I found the white skits so fucking funny.

[@evanbrady7]

Look at This I’m sorry 🙁

[@Josh-go5lu]

"I don't smell no dinner cooking" 😂

[@icebergslim1063]

Josh Wouldn't smell it if she was cooking😂😂

[@NikoBellic555]

go on make some grits

[@deeznutzinyourmotherfuckin408]

Better check your tone girl, use your inside voice before I put your ass outside

[@SasfootBigsquatch]

Dave's "white guy" is so hilarious. I love how he so obviously doesn't look white at all...just like a light skinned black man in a blonde wig😂

[@Thomas-ps9qk]

An ashy light skinned black man

[@jammer910z]

I've heard of trimmin' the hedges... But, DAMN GIRL... you done scorched the earth! I smell ya light saber

[@SurahOnline]

LOOOL I wasn't expecting him to play the dad in both families 😂😂😂

[@michaelcampbell4535]

Surah Online he was

[@michaelcampbell4535]

Surah Online you are beautiful and sexy 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

[@TheIcemanthomas]

Yall thirsty ass

[@michaelcampbell4535]

Michael Rosado fuck you bitch made nigga you lame ass nigga 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

[@michaelcampbell4535]

Surah Online

[@setokaiba6436]

T I T T Y R E S I D U E 😂😂😂

[@thatonezeldafan5275]

Read this as soon as he said it

[@galvatron77]

Me too!!! Bwahahahaha!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Glassmalco]

Too funny

[@jagan9235]

Shits bomb honestly

[@rashidjurgens9992]

hahahahaha read this soon as he said it

[@michaellee8815]

Daves white guy impression is one of my favorite things

[@dominiqueweston2274]

Use ya inside voice before I put ya outside 😂😂🤣

[@j.1442]

died right therer hahaha

[@jericalewis7741]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@grantsypants4743]

I was rollin'

[@jynxstarr6232]

Gotta use this in the future.

[@hiawathaclemons]

BRILLIANT

[@sofakingraw4149]

I walked in the house and told my girl “I dont smell no dinner cooking” and she told me “You better keep your inside voice on before your ass be outside”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidremilio8946]

Sofaking Raw yeah 😂😂

[@cae8525]

She's a keeper!

[@michellejackson1096]

😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pepkwamyandu1714]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@williesipu9594]

Sofaking Raw check your tone girl😂.The GOAT

[@Anon19038]

G-g-g-g-g-g G UNIT LMFAO😂🐐🐐

[@blacksuperman209]

Andrew Vaughn G-G-G-G-Get yo ass out my car 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@brianblanda13]

G-g-g-g goodbye!

[@Sakeenawatley231]

😂😂😭😭

[@shadowmomochiuchiha6839]

"only your mom calls me daddy"😭

[@asheylarry8213]

I'm dead when Leonard closes the door and looks outside

[@smcathe8754]

Hell yeah

[@dancarthen3634]

That was the realist shit ever. 😂

[@pokerfacetv4644]

Lol. I caught that too.

[@notvcinema8741]

I thought everyone did that.

[@dyteriaswinson8370]

I wonder when someone will notice

[@holzensbauer_ynwa]

That looking out of the window after he locks the door always cracks me up

[@lokumftw2621]

A true person from the hood... 😁

[@89DrFunk]

"Just to let you know Todd normally do the dishes after dinner" Lenard: Just to let you know his ass will be back on April 13" 💀😭

[@positivevibes5364]

🤣😅😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂

[@marlosmith7848]

Classic lmao

[@Christobanistan]

(*/ω＼*)

[@Smubanga]

2:37 So this is where the "white people" magazine meme originated from. 😂😂😂

[@paige4128]

"You betta check ya tone, girl. Put yo inside voice on before I put yo ass outside." LOL LOL LOL!!!!

[@JBrotsis1]

This will always be my most favorite Chappelle video! G G G G G G-UNIT!! Gggggggget yo ass in the car!!

[@klan4165]

50 cent

[@mloftin6472]

Better than Wayne Brady or Prince?

[@JBrotsis1]

M Loftin Yes, better than those. But that’s my opinion.

[@mloftin6472]

@@JBrotsis1 Better than the Real World?

[@dustinLenn]

Say hello to yo people fo me 😭

[@adsmith364]

1:31 "I don't smell no dinner cookin'." Leonard set that house straight from jump! 😂😂😂

[@yowiewowie2663]

Ronda Jin ho make some grits’s lol

[@adsmith364]

@@yowiewowie2663 I did cook scrambled eggs, bagels with cream cheese and fruit compote, bacon and sausage. Haven't mastered the grits yet. 😂😂

[@yowiewowie2663]

Ronda Jin what about par snips?lol

[@adsmith364]

@@yowiewowie2663 what the freak is a parsnip??? 😕😂

[@sickowhale6861]

I was surprised how Dave could be so charismatic 😂😂😂

[@aryashatraw2821]

The way he looked out the window as he locked the door was the funniest part 🤣.

[@gustavorivera7083]

“And if I find you going through my stuff I’m gonna beat ya in ya ass” Best part of the skit 😂

[@Ari-cs3td]

Most underrated part, when he closes the door then looks out the window

[@gregbernard7861]

Agree.

[@mariolisa2832]

Checking for opps

[@Rbcinema68]

Ong 😂😂

[@jonathanjollimore7156]

Dave's so poorly applied white face always makes me smile

[@opinionatortv6457]

Isn't whiteface racist? Oh no, Dave's gonna get cancelled again

[@canwetalk9992]

@@opinionatortv6457 “Whiteface” does not exist.

[@natalieshilariouscritters5580]

The freaking best was the white people magazine 😆😆😆

[@jackhamm5554]

I was laughing at that too.

[@hoesmad1456]

@@canwetalk9992 Does blackface exist?

[@hunterdamajikk8639]

The way he tells her to go make some grits always kills me for some reason😂😂

[@theamericanfolklore2799]

The kid who was left in the hood, became eminem.

[@dylanfarnum4121]

I've seen multiple comments saying this, I don't think it's that funny, eminem isnt the first white person from an urban background. However, it is funny in an ironic way because Eminem signed 50 cent to shady records, his own imprint of interscope records. Eminem and 50 then constructed 50s own stable of talented but lesser known rappers called g unit. So it's funny that people keep saying its eminem, considering that the kid says hes listening to 50 cent and then says g unit.

[@ianturnbow7011]

Kai McCook Yet they wouldn’t sign Danny Brown because his jeans were too tight. They wanted him to conform to their aesthetic of baggy pants and work boots. Their loss led to our and Danny’s benefit.

[@kellyannearcher968]

Best comment ever!

[@ricchy404]

The confused about Hitman 2 guy bruh it’s neva tht deep fawk nigga

[@jordanllamas9264]

It’s logic

[@nachowarrior1]

I had no idea “deez nutz” dated back this far

[@BACW25]

Its older than that

[@jesusfranco4638]

Heard it from Dr. Dre first

[@JohnnyWishbone85]

It dates back even farther, at least to the late 80s.

[@kingdominican6817]

Well now you know, kid.

[@shane8037]

@W.B S. Did you just call California "the cali"? Is this a flyover state thing?

[@alexisroberts9871]

Black Chappelle “Ion smell no dinner cooking, now gone head & cook sum grits” lmao 😂😂😂

[@stephenmiller3730]

FcVic c c 5

[@peeweeherman3597]

@Greg Albanese just a slang way of saying I don't

[@joshg9538]

😂

[@GangeHrolfr]

Run along

[@Efbeeiii]

i smell yo light saber

[@zablonkirera2689]

😂😂😂After suspiciously looking out of window, he hugs her and then says "i don't smell no dinner cooking" 😂😂😂

[@EchoRhythmMusic]

“G-g-g-g-getcho azz in the car”

[@JSalonsky]

I almost choked on my food at that shit

[@PushinP911]

G g g g goodbye

[@guru_basketball_kiero]

I feel like only black parents do shit like

[@heraldofthunder6244]

@@guru_basketball_kiero y-y-y-y you probaly right

[@JaxBlade]

3:22 ALWAYS GETS MY ASS CRYIN XD HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA I legit can't

[@milkshakeaddict1480]

Thanks man because of you, the girls at my school no longer bully me💪😎

[@francishlr]

@@milkshakeaddict1480 GOOD FOR YOU

[@francishlr]

@Greg Albanese he cant handle it too funny

[@curtisdavenport754]

Before that... "Timeout is sweet! Halle Berry, here I come." 😂😂😂 Or is it "here I cum"?

[@JaxBlade]

VIII Maus Congrats on taking the crown then 😘

[@ColdDream224]

"Welp, just so you know his ass will be back April 13th." Lmaooo

[@toolofbordem]

"Use your inside tone girl or I'll put your ass outside"

[@crimsonknight5575]

Bryan: April 15th.. xD

[@noneofyourbusiness3572]

I smell your lightsaber 😂🤣🤣💀

[@jamalmusa9736]

“New 50 Cent. I’m from the streets. Gggg Unit!” Then takes him to the hood. Ggggood bye.😂

[@shelsparkle2691]

Jamal Hugon so they never let him come back

[@estieeu2364]

Ggggg get your ass in the car😂😂😂

[@rayman1269]

Estiee Udo lmaoooooooo

[@andrewortiz9226]

Gggggg get yo ass in da car!!! Lmao

[@deontajavier7836]

2:45 T-MART 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@grantjohnson952]

"Do you mind if I turn off this R & B music? I kinda wanna hear you breathing." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@Mypersonalwatchchannel]

"Can i call you daddy?" Hell nah only yo mama calls me daddy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yowiewowie2663]

juju Dormeus can I call you mr d?

[@lightupanother420]

Foe reals.. Lol 🤣

[@Mypersonalwatchchannel]

Yowie Wowie mr d

[@evergreatest9144]

“Is it okay if I call you Mr. D” “deeez nuts” lmao

[@94oddy]

Ever Greatest got em lol

[@trendsetter6587]

gets me everytime

[@slaphead8835]

The little kid saying "Deez Nutz" is the funniest part of this hilarious skit!

[@Getbaddudes]

“I smell your lightsaber.” Lmao

[@devzeppalin]

"I don't smell no dinner cookin... go on make some grits." "Better check ya tone girl, use your inside voice before I put ya ass outside". So many quotables.

[@CagedPhoenixThe1st]

kirwi kirwinson LOL

[@Champsr0ck2247]

Do you mind if I turn off this R&B music? I.....kinda want to hear you....breathing.

[@princestonrandall7590]

DJ Devinstation i used that on my girl lol

[@deeznutzinyourmotherfuckin408]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonhamm6068]

kirwa.... he was just saying the quotes that were funny to him and shared it whats wrong with that???

[@Masteracci]

I smelled your light saber 🤣🤣🤣

[@markstark7731]

Masteracci 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshlewis575]

I smell, cause he got a whiff of the p when he lifted the blanket

[@psisis7423]

It's a light dagger

[@1khardimon]

When he was playing with it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PeteyGreen211]

@@1khardimon no

[@alanj7306]

This is one of my favorite skits. I was in 11th and 12th grades when the Chappelle Show came out. What an awesome time to grow up. I’m still hooked on his comedy.