Trainstopping: Rishi Sunak cans HS2

Who needs a high speed rail line when you have a private jet?
Cooked up by Swede Mason and Jason Spacey.
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[@widgibob27]

Let's take a moment for the poor bugger who had to look at hundreds of pictures of Tories to make this.

[@filmreviewer117]

So true.

[@unthenner5519]

AI

[@widgibob27]

@unthenner5519 Yeah, it's making computers do this that will make The Terminator and The Matrix a reality. AI has feelings too.

[@DarrenJamiesonJamieson]

I do feel the pain but can he do one of Fabrege who always says the opposite of what he means!

[@J0MBi]

"who needs railways when you've got a private jet?" 💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@a1white]

And a helicopter

[@HamiltonMattress]

Best content this channel has made yet! 🤣

[@stevenhoward3358]

totally agree, it is about time they upped their game.

[@boxtradums0073]

Yep nothing funnier than shaming Scotland

[@DVDfeverGames]

They don't make it, themselves. They just steal it from others.

[@engtilde]

@@DVDfeverGames?

[@majordog2399]

Beautiful, particularly Mick lynch in the car coming out the back of Waverly station.

[@boxtradums0073]

Yes brilliant to see English politicians making a mockery of Scotland as usual.

[@eskimo4130]

@@boxtradums0073 get over it, it's a joke

[@stalyirmangin6249]

Is that what that road is?! I'm FROM Edinburgh and I thought you could only get out Waverly by the main turning off Princes Street, on the road connecting Princes Street to Cockburn Street! Every day is a school day! (I mean it won't be there now, but that info has made my day!) Aye, right enough! because coming out the back stairs of the station, you're on Carlton Road! 😁😁😁😁

[@PatrickPenn-zc4hi]

Without a doubt, the greatest video ever to be uploaded to KZbin. An absolute work of genius.

[@craigridley9618]

Boris’ dirty tackle is the deepest cut ever! 😂👏👏

[@grl7753]

Fantastic stuff! 😀 I've watched it numerous times already and I'm still not tired of it. Absolute genius.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Should have offered his wifes or father in laws company a contract to build part of HS2 he'd double the budget overnight.

[@Manu-Official]

And the cost of it.

[@DinnenG]

I absolutely love that you'd have had to have this ready preemptively

[@windowkey]

was just thinking this! How long have they had this ready to go

[@DVDfeverGames]

They don't make it, themselves. They just steal it from others.

[@segue2ant395]

@@DVDfeverGames It bears saying again - no they don't, this is an in-house production.

[@DVDfeverGames]

@@segue2ant395 Rubbish.

[@UkSapyy]

​@@DVDfeverGamesWhere is the source content so I can go like there?

[@Alex-cw3rz]

He's had no mandate from the public and is cancelling projects the public actually voted for.

[@humanbeing975]

And imtodycing over 200 better transport projects 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@Alex-cw3rz]

@@humanbeing975 what? Notice how vague that is...

[@SkytreeTV1]

And the people who voted to out them in power thought the EU was behind the shortcomings LOL

[@ozzie2612]

@@humanbeing975 what's he doing?

[@billybatts8283]

And the public are doing what about it? While the country is being invaded by military age men, just men and no women, children, sick or elderly, at all.... Going on holiday, protesting the existence of the poor in the name of the climate con?

[@chasidahL]

This is, quite simply, a masterpiece! ❤

[@ComradeSina-nt2ms]

"Choose your friends, well not working class friends".

[@ASHEN_ONE_GAMES]

Absolutely brilliant but frighteningly true

[@simplesimonhadapie]

Swedemason take another bow. Take as many as you need for your editing brilliance and amazing mind for musical parody. Choose f'in a tory

[@Edibloke]

The guy who created this video has a future in the show business.

[@carlwright9415]

Absolute quality. That nod at Mick though💀💀

[@jamaccabdi-oe9td]

This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Well made!

[@SSJfraz]

Could you imagine Sunak running down Princes Street in Edinburgh and surviving any of the car collisions?

[@boxtradums0073]

He would get punched as soon as he stepped outside of the shop.

[@MrFinbarz]

Pick any street in the UK I feel the result would be the same.

[@metalhead2550]

This is absolutely fantastic, so well done! Keep up the great work guys

[@marting1547]

Very clever. Laughed out loud 🤣

[@keithparker1346]

Best thumbnail and intro to a video for a long time

[@bonwana2275]

Well done. That is great! It deserves to go viral.

[@boxtradums0073]

Aye more snide English content fully needs to go viral 🤮

[@larrygerry985]

Let's get Rishi to a billion networth......

[@DrMontague]

And the working class down to zero money

[@mrduckspeak]

Brilliant. Says it all in less than two minutes.

[@johncraggs3658]

Thankyou so much for this, it's made Monday morning just about bearable...

[@Gph0367]

WHAT AN AWESOME VIDEO!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING IT. IMAGINE IT WAS A LOT OF WORK TO PUT TOGETHER👍

[@janetgough6585]

Pure dead brilliant! 😮🤣😲🤣😳🤣

[@boxtradums0073]

Let’s all laugh at Scotland

[@anthonyclegg1511]

Be fair, Sunak is going to fill every pot hole in the country. 😂😂😂🐱🐱🐱. Even the cats are laughing.

[@markreynolds8630]

Brilliant! I keep watching it, and it gets better each time.

[@Manu-Official]

Daily Mail readers: ''Scrap HS2'' Also Daily Mail readers: ''How dare he scrap HS2''

[@jamieisausername]

Daily mail readers: "Wait, we can read?"

[@paulfinn4593]

This is absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂

[@BoojayDeeth]

Excellent! You win KZbin today (in the UK at least). Fabulous viral fun, no jabs required.

[@boxtradums0073]

Yes let’s make a mockery of Scotland. Typical English snide nature !

[@user-me1xf4nw3g]

Wonderful work and spot on! Made my day.

[@cheniesmanorhouseandgarden9998]

Not spot on at all!

[@fresagrus4490]

I love trains and I hate tories but I am not completely convinced something like the HS2 is needed. The existing network has numerous problems and it is not reliable, cheap or comfortable enough to travel on it. High Speed Rail is expensive. Currently railways in England have a ridiculous pricing system where you can end up paying more than flying to Asia for a local return travel. God only knows how much HS2 tickets would cost under the current privatized system. Surely expanding, modernising and improving capacity with conventional railways would be of more use? Nobody needs (or should not need) to commute between Manchester and London every day. You already can travel between those two cities in little more than two hours.

[@jamieisausername]

I think it's more of the fact that they didn't understand that in the first place, lobbied for public support, committed to it, spent billions, and then backed out of it. It's not that they backed out of it, that's a good thing. I wish they felt the same when they realised how much Brexit would fuck our country into oblivion and backed out of that

[@northwall9243]

So, so well done. Incredible work!

[@gsubasinghe5386]

Art and satire , beautiful

[@foolhandy]

99.9% perfect. Could only be better if they'd got 'Will McKenzie' to do the voice, seeing as Sunak seems to be drawing on the character as inspiration for his image.😁

[@bevtromp560]

Absolutely brilliant!

[@TheWelshSportsPodcast]

Love this! So on point. Great work guys

[@jamieparry6420]

Fucking perfect trainspotting photo of May.

[@alexmac2010]

This is amzing

[@serinadelmar6012]

Exquisitely done!

[@smacreavy]

This is wonderful!

[@user-vm7ju8qg9i]

This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen :)

[@mrsmirnoff8715]

Danny Boyle will love this!

[@boxtradums0073]

Of course he will it makes a mockery of Scotland

[@tubeWyrme]

Awesome work everyone!

[@debbierevell677]

Where have I been this is the funniest thing Ive seen in too long x

[@jameslaing8602]

You know you have to have this teed up for a single release when the GE is announced? Or maybe for the Christmas no1? Make sure it's already in the public consciousness ready for the GE.

[@a1white]

Brilliantly depressingly accurate 👏 👏 👏

[@GreenyBlues]

Outstanding work

[@gavintillman1884]

Fantastic. I feel that I recognise the voice and am wondering who it is. Loved the timing of the word Spud just as the voiceover mentions root vegetables.

[@doreenhollywood7459]

Brilliant. Thanks for cheering me up

[@cubatea]

Instant classic!!!

[@user-sk8gq3yl9q]

Build back never

[@hughjass8430]

Bit unfair on Spud. He had abit more about him than Liz Truss

[@conky83]

This is wonderful. Thank you!!!

[@MrDawson1569]

Fantastic job….one of the best videos I’ve seen on KZbin 😂

[@BAD_A_MOTHER_F]

Another excellent production!

[@andycrosby5556]

Nothing short of awesome.

[@janicejacksonthethird]

Truss as Spud is perfect

[@Maerahn]

If this video gets more upvotes than the Tory party in the next election, justice will have finally been served!

[@cheniesmanorhouseandgarden9998]

There is no justice that needs to be done. JOE makes fun of things and lies in a poor attempt to destroy Conservatives reputation. Again, slander.

[@maxdamage2U]

Absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[@davidgreaves5242]

Brilliant, even with Johnson desecrating a Hibs shirt.

[@chesterdonnelly1212]

I didn't even realise Sunak chose populism. Least popular populist ever.

[@gavinheron1]

A video of genius. Surely an Oscar. Thanks.

[@bernmahan1162]

AI as a force for good. Excellent.

[@taefravis]

So the Tories said they would help the Just About Managings then they reneged on that promise. They said they would create a Northern powerhouse but they reneged on that as well. They said they would level up whilst reengaging on that promise and more like punching down. Now they are cancelling the Northern part of HS2 AFTER their mates, chums and pals all rich fleecing the government and they expect us all to trust them when they say they will build back better and that the north definitely absolutely will most for sure this time get some help but only if Dishwater Sunak can take it all away the money from the poor areas and give to the rich as per his own words!

[@boxtradums0073]

Ans the northern 🐒’s will still vote Tory in massive numbers. Memories are short in the north. They seem to have forgotten what Thatcher did to them.

[@bluegold21]

It's only ever been promises coming from the right-wing Tory camp. Never any action. They have only ever been populists. Pulling on heartstrings just to get votes. And yet the less respect these autocrats receive the more they believe themselves a different class to the rest of us. It emboldens them. It's like they feed on despair. And by projecting the consequences of their ineptitude onto the opposition they hope to create a public shield against any common sense opposition. Everything they do is parroting the far right in the US; even that stupid slang word woke, which was actually created by a right-wing think tank, possibly even a Russian bot farm, they are milking it. Just like the hard-line conservatives in the US. Suella is lauded for saying it by her snobbish conference. The Tories need to be ousted no matter what because not a week goes by when they are seen to be liars.

[@Nick-kb6jd]

Ah yes, but now they're promising other things that they have no intention or ability to fulfill. You see? Don't worry abiout what they have done, focus on what they won't do in the future.

[@gavmango2949]

"Our only response was to keep on going and f*ck everything. Pile misery upon misery, heap it up on a spoon and dissolve it with a drop of bile (the press). Then squirt it into a stinking, purulent vein (or river), and do it all over again. Keep on going, getting up, going out, robbing, stealing, f*cking people over. Propelling ourselves with longing towards the day that it would all go wrong. Because no matter how much you stash or how much you steal, you'll never have enough. No matter how often you go out and rob and f*ck people over, you always need to get up and do it all over again."

[@DeeDee-mf3jt]

The gutter gang at large with roland surat on the run 😂😂😂🤬😡😂

[@grahampinder108]

A perfect way to sum up the last 13 years !.

[@mrphilipousis]

Stop the GOATS! Joe is back

[@johnsmith-xr1uh]

Love it

[@dougie6886]

Excellent video 😂😂😂 well put together 👍

[@chrisdegazon392]

Well done, spot on!👍

[@baldychan6896]

Hilarious, even though every word is - tragically - true!

[@rossturner8581]

who needs a railways when you got a private jet!... classic pmsl 😂😂

[@archie-127]

This is the best thumbnail I’ve seen for a long time

[@vacafuega]

The editing on this is just superb ❤

[@philtreman9944]

Should of ended with the a " country" cut- out icon going down the shitter if the Turdies win the next election.

[@bluegold21]

tbf I don't think we need to see any more of what we've been watching for the past 13 years.

[@Yelochre2]

Made my day - thanks, love it!

[@martinbhoy]

This should be Labour’s Party Election broadcast. Tells it as it is! Work of Genius.

[@keithmac9683]

I’m trying to work out if this is satire, or the new Tory manifesto 🤔… can it be both?… Great work 👍

[@boxtradums0073]

They will have plenty more snide digs towards Scotland the tories and labour will.

[@janwallace5005]

Brilliant 👏👏👏

[@robschnl]

My man(or woman) well done. BOOMBA FANTASTIC

[@ukstormwatch1793]

High speed Rail in Europe (201kph+) Paris - Poitiers - Bordeaux ✔️ Paris - Strasbourg - Stuttgart ✔️ Paris - Marseille - Nice ✔️ Calais - Lille - Brussels - Cologne - Frankfurt ✔️ Hannover - Munich ✔️ Leipzig - Munich ✔️ Paris - Brussels - Amsterdam ✔️ Madrid - Barcelona ✔️ Madrid - Malaga ✔️ Madrid - Alicante ✔️ Florence - Milan - Turin ✔️ Rome - Naples ✔️ Meanwhile in late 2023, sunak goes to the very place that’s calling for HS2 and rubs it in their face with a big fat ❌. We are so far behind our neighbours, it’s become a joke.

[@ruf930porsche]

Actually the TGV gets up to 320Kmh 199mph in France! Electric trains are the future, well in France where over 60% of electricity is Nuclear powered and only 3% fossil fuel, 9% gas - all remaining power by wind, solar and renewables. Electric trains are the future and planes the past!

[@alfje5492]

Only high-speed train in UK is Eurostar: 1h22 from London to Lille (average of 123 m/h). For comparaison London to Newcastle is 270 miles and takes 3h (average of 90 m/h). But why would you expect a decent railway when the decision makers all get driven (or flown) at taxpayer's expense and only ever get near a train (or God forbid, a bus!) for a photo op!

[@vicksy1481]

Simply brilliant!

[@TheHunterMPG]

Just dropped by to say this is the best thumbnail ever! 🤣

[@Megan20773]

Brilliant should play It at Labour Conference great election video as to why never vote Tory

[@icewaterforblood]

I’ve only just watched this and I was reminded of the 7 bins debacle 😂

[@vincilo8835]

Each Tory PM make their predecessor look so competent.

[@rustal9485]

Mick Lynch you hero !!

[@filmreviewer117]

This is so good and on point.

[@Dadshistory]

Absolutely superb!

[@ianwigmore2675]

Wow, Epic, absolutely brilliant, thank you

[@alial-isawi8590]

this is amazing

[@OxymoronicTonic]

Brilliant work

[@rabidbigdog]

Good lawd! Bravo.

[@mchparity]

LEGEND!!! Vote 'em out!

[@goingoutotheparty1]

This is fantastic 😂

[@DrChinnery73]

Fucking brilliant! 👏

[@ashleighwilkinson3174]

Absolutely brilliant