Transformers: The Last Knight - ralphthemoviemaker

[@stephenbrown4698]

Can’t wait for Transformers: Mystery of the Diners when Charles Stiles plays an ambitious boy in high school who buys a drone, not knowing it was actually a Transformer

[@Kindred1a1]

LOOOOL

[@analicious94]

I got a brain tumor just by imagining this monstrosity

[@stephenbrown4698]

analicious94 Oh, but there’s more. Destiny (Stiles’s daughter) kills Megan Fox’s character on screen to be the new sex object in the movie, and a Tito Dick-esque robot appears to make fun of Filipino people

[@dirtdrawingsinc947]

Stephen Brown dang it

[@abottleofauqafinaleftoutin4964]

He's gonna save the world by setting up 2 cameras in the bar, 3 cameras in the kitchen, 4 cameras in the restroom...

[@machine1685]

I saw this in theaters. Five minutes in and I walked out to the bar and asked for a shot. The bartender tried to make small talk by asking which movie I was seeing and when I said "Transformers: The Last Knight", he laughed, shook his head, and said "I'm making your shot a double." That's the only good memory I have from this movie.

[@greenchef6]

That story is 99% likely fake but ok.

[@Bedhead13]

Jesusarus Rex But it was a solid joke at least.

[@chopperjoe1998]

I hope it's real, because that's freaking brilliant.

[@machine1685]

My story falls within Jesus' 1% margin, so do not worry : ). Since any hard evidence (ticket stubs/ receipts) had been thrown out a long time ago, proving that it happened would be next to impossible. So why waste the time trying to prove it, y'know?

[@Torthrodhel]

who cares, it's true because it's funny.

[@Dardessia]

"We got 14 great writers, we put them through Transformers school, we locked them in a room for about a month at Paramount with 10,000 images from the Transformers franchise... they came up with a complete bible from the beginning of time to way deep into history" What is this?? Is this torture?? Because it sounds like torture.

[@lakitudude7577]

Sam Cooper nah the original transformers is amazing.

[@brobot500]

The lore and mythos of Transformers (throughout the comics and tv shows, not just the films) is kinda cool.

[@brobot500]

LakituDude Meh, I wouldn’t say amazing. It’s a mediocre tv show. The IDW comics, Transformers Prime, and Animated are better in my opinion.

[@patriciaa4451]

I legitimately thought I was in the wrong theatre for the first few minutes of the movie.

[@_bits_and_bytes]

Considering that means you saw this movie, I'd say you were lol

[@theul6775]

I'm shook you went to a theatre to see this movie.....

[@LoverOfManyArts]

Ha

[@RobbyGAMEZ]

I pirated it and I was really goddamn upset and I thought I got the wrong one

[@1spidog]

your fault for even wanting to go to a theater to watch these shit films.

[@velium365]

The Decepticons killed Julius Caesar.

[@minjaarsic3327]

Et tu, Bumblebee?

[@masterbison8957]

Et tu,Bruticus ?

[@bloodstoneore4630]

the decepticons shot JFK

[@full-timepog6844]

@@bloodstoneore4630 *WOKE*

[@youngbougie5560]

Jesus too

[@SuigaRou]

The fact that they keep making these movies is an Optimus Crime.

[@Bobby__B]

You seem familiar, do I know you?

[@wacodraco1558]

SuigaRou ha! Gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!

[@superlombax1561]

Malik X Wrong meme

[@dianak8656]

Is this new frying pan?

[@ariko5254]

Malik X Fuck you think you doing dude you know old that is fucking Christ

[@richarddakazo2878]

When Optimus Prime gets dirty he's covered in Optimus Grime. Whenever he does gestures without speaking he's an Optimus Mime. He drops his mix tapes under the name Optimus Rhyme. I'd do more of these but I'm out of Optimus Time.

[@myncraft1]

He's on the optimus grind for optimus shine, hurting his optimus spine.

[@theranguu561]

I'm going to steal all these jokes and use them because they're Optimus mine.

[@iamknife7]

No shit, there's Rap group that is literally called Optimus Rhyme and they do nerd hop.

[@richarddakazo2878]

Have you seen his cooking show, Optimus Thyme? He also has bells that ring with an Optimus Chime.

[@richarddakazo2878]

The Ranguu stealing is an Optimus Crime.

[@djennings802]

So they got 14 writers and tortured them until they wrote a movie. That seems legit

[@flyingturtles6079]

Dallas Jennings that was North Korea’s strategy for bulgasari, do it wouldn’t be that far off from reality

[@VijemaVati]

Actually Michael Bay has confirmed that that was basically how the writing process goes. Whether serious or joke, his words not mine

[@andrewjohnstone7943]

I'm imagining a cult of 14 writers who all now worship the allspark and think shia laboeuf is good at his job

[@loveandpeace9956]

Cock and Ball torture

[@shadysam7161]

If you actually hire 14 writers and force them to write this shit, you should actually be made into a D-class personal.

[@rachelfujotesh6141]

He used EVERY aspect ratio, except the most superior one Vertical cell phone camera. It's all about those vertical black bars.

[@theranguu561]

Rachel Fujotesh oooh baby

[@jozinek876]

Rachel Fujotesh yes, I know how excellent that is lol

[@swamppooper6286]

Justice league started with this one

[@barneythedinosaur4877]

It was supposed to be a cash grab but it aint no cash grab they got T

[@God_gundam36]

Barney TheDinosaur shit beat me to it

[@truedarkness4052]

Barney TheDinosaur T for transformers, eh?

[@succubastard1019]

This makes more sense than the entire Transformers movies timeline.

[@jacksonward9181]

Barney TheDinosaur they got T(ransformers 6)

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Hey guys, who thinks it would be worth it to leave a stack of money at Ralph's Patreon-doorstep with a demand saying "Make an entire video that is nothing but you going to various restaurants, ordering an entire pitcher of tea, and making whoever serves it to you incredibly uncomfortable by declaring 'They got TEA!' into the camera."?

[@FeixMan]

"Did Transformers kill JFK"? If I remember correctly, Transformers 3 implied just that.

[@rawrdino7046]

Did it really

[@kllwtt]

satireknight same

[@ctastrophe]

“We locked 14 writers in a room full of Transformers franchise stuff for a month. They came up with 14 suicide notes”

[@solomonreal1977]

Im baby 👶

[@gordonramsay9346]

Transformers Transformers 2 Transformers 3 Transformers now with dinos. Transformers: The last knight. Transformers: Electric boogaloo. Transphobic: Sexual predator. Transformers: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Transformers: A christmas carol. Transformers: A spooktacular holiday. Translate: The Spanish dub. Transformula: Struggling to make more money at the box office. Handwarmers: Gloves inside. Transformers: Mystery Diners. Transformers: Age of Ultron. Transformers: Civil war. OP: Optimus Prime stops Optimus Crime. OP 2: Optimus Prime is an Optimistic Prime. Transparent: Where the fuck is everybody? Transformers: The reunion. Bumble Bee 1 Bumble Bee 2 Bumble 3 Bee Transformers: Optimistic prime. Transcript: Michael Bay's is shocking. Transformers 4. Transformers 5. Transformers 6. Transformers: Road to Quahog. Grannyformers: Robots in me' old weddin' dress from 1943. Transformers: Robots in my pie?! Transformers: 911 Strikes. Transformers: Shitty movie but you have to watch it to understand the lore. Transformers: 911 Strikes again. Transformers: Alright Uncle, all you have to do is name the movie whatever you want okay? I'll leave some leftover pizza and some flat lemonade for you, if you need your pills, make sure to ring the blue bell, say it with me, BLUE bell. Good job ya lil' raskull. Transformers Super Show. Transexual: Lowest hanging fruit. Transformers: An Eastery year. Transformers: 911 Strikes once more. Transformers: Independance day. Transformers: Martin Luther Donkey King. Translation: No me gusta Transformers. Translation 2: Je déteste les transformateurs Transformers: Honey, I shrunk the bots. Transformers: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4. Transformers: The prequels to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Transformers: 0. Transformers: The end is nigh part A. Transformers: The end is nigh part B. Collectors pack: Transformers: The end is nigh A-Z Collectors pack: Transformers: The end is nigh AA-ZZ Transformers: The true finale. Michael Bay brushes the sweat off of his forehead as he finished the listing. ''So, what do you think?'' He raises his eyebrows, which are soaked in sweat. ''A bit...Long for a plan there bos-'' ''Fired.'' Michael Bay spat. Michael Bay's deformed Nephew raises his hand. ''That's plahn Ay right unkel?'' ''Sure, we still have eight more series plans to go to. Every two years will have a new Transformers. It'll be passed down until it's finally over...'' 742 Years later. ''So, it's finally over...'' Gary Bay rubbed his chin. ''What now?'' ''How about we make eight spin off series branching out to about eighteen sequels to fifty four sequels each? Whilst having a main series with different casts of characters with about two hundred sequels?!'' His deformed great great great great great great great great GREAT GREAT GREAT uncle questioned. 219834192839128398129 Years later. ''So, how many movies have we made so far?'' Patrick Bay questioned. His deformed great (just pretend I wrote great two thousand times) uncle rubbed his head. ''Uh, two quadrillion. Now, how about, listen to this, an Optimus Prime's ex wife's aborted child series, where, the fetus juice travels from the hospital bed, to a jar, to the toilet, and into the ocean!'' ''That might contradict the Bumble Bee's twelve inch cock series...'' Patrick Bay reminded. ''But what the heck, that was made two trillion years ago it doesn't matter.'' Then a black hole appears and everybody died. THAT'S THE FUCKING END.

[@bananasinfrench]

Shakespeare's Apple. You have graced this website

[@adrenalinevan]

You know what, you're probably not even wrong

[@grimesey8327]

So that 18+ bumblebee movie was a porno?

[@gordonramsay9346]

No no no, you see, the porno movie was for toddlers, any older and you'd either be a parent or some creepy old guy.

[@chrispink3440]

Underrated

[@DrShaym]

They tried to play up the whole "girl power" thing in the marketing in America, but that character is only in the movie for ten minutes because that shit doesn't fly in China.

[@frostycod7397]

ayyy its dr.shaym

[@jacobharris2792]

fr you would think since foreign countries are thir main target audience that they wouldn't have that pandering shit. I really doubt chinese people care if there is a strong female character.

[@isaacburrows8405]

Love your channel dude

[@Tyway]

Maybe we'll see Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried make out in their underwear in the rated R one

[@gallusgallusdomesticus281]

But Dr Shaym, don't you understand that little girls *NEVER* had any female role models before this fantastic piece of cinema!? Finally, little girls can confidently kill giant space robots without the evil patriarchy putting them down! You're just jealous you alt-right reactionary!

[@animeducky9]

Ralph has a better rapport with himself and his alter ego than any of the characters in Transformers ever have

[@WaverlyAverly]

What's a rapport?

[@thepurehealer1279]

Averly In short the word means a close relationship

[@animeducky9]

Yeah, it refers to having a close relationship or being able to converse and hold a good conversation with someone

[@papayer]

Optimus Prime Optimus Climbed an Optimus Pine, but fell and dislocated his Optimus Spine. His Optimus Life was on the Optimus Line, but in Optimus Nine weeks Optimus Time, he was Optimus Fine.

[@MiloWildfire]

GENIUS

[@jimbob325]

spine spine spine, I'm coming for your spine

[@KerWallis]

Straight bars

[@keniel-prime6214]

@@MiloWildfire That Stonehenge....

[@charmyzard]

*genious, pure genious.*

[@DEMERN]

the last scene of this review is even better once you realise ralph is literally just laughing at his own jokes

[@jozinek876]

DEMERN but they're good jokes

[@qwemlhjsi4386]

Jozinek "good jokes"

[@MC-oi2pb]

The thing I don't understand is the part where Bumblebee fights in WWII. That was fucking 70 years ago. Does no one remember that he fucking came to earth for the first time in the first movie?

[@macped6751]

mynameis bob Pffft who needs logic?

[@kokkinosman9]

What about the whole breaking apart...and coming back together, only for that to be forgotten right after.

[@azmose89]

He didn’t tho it’s one bit of continuity that’s actually carried through. You never see Bumblebee actually show up on earth he’s just in the used car lot

[@adariusgibson8796]

azmose89 In the game(I know they aren't necessarily cannon but still you get the point)it showed him arriving on earth.

[@cajhonson44]

The game was good or I just remember it being good?

[@BATJAX]

Megatron did 9/11

[@manospondylus]

BATJAX He was the plane all along

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

Star Scream was the second plane.

[@arami187]

9-11 was a Transformers Job.

[@snuffles5897]

nah it was octane

[@jinahardy7635]

BATJAX the last knine ellevin

[@tonoornottono]

why does ralph have great chemistry with himself

[@bostonian4650]

Idk but it’s amazing

[@carpet163]

Schizophrenics tend to be the best at these things.

[@mariafefallaria5155]

Because he's making own chemistry

[@lennychristine6761]

Cause he’s always playing with himself

[@Creampuf1977]

I ship them tbh

[@answer1607]

“You see Bumblebee fighting Nazis and it’s like what are we doing here guys” ~ralphthemoviemaker

[@jokerlynx5220]

"9/11 wasn't an inside job, fricking, Megatron did it." ~ ralphthemoviemaker

[@chelsthegameruiner8669]

@@jokerlynx5220 You god damn fools, it goes even deeper! It wasn't actually John Wilkes Booth who assassinated Abraham Lincoln, it was actually Starscream himself

[@jrsachem9]

I’m actually surprised Ralph didn’t delve more into the “transformers fighting Nazis” subplots

[@travishimebaugh8381]

Hey, kids! Make your own Transformers film by filling in the blanks! "The bad guys search for an overly elaborate hunk of metal called the *name* while our heroes produce footage for a commercial in *location* amidst exploding *nouns.* We learn that Transformers have been on Earth since *time period,* *number* unnamed and interchangeable robots die in fight scenes, the military donates *number* dollars to have some of their experimental crap featured in the climax, the *name* is taken back from the bad guys, and the sound track plays *song used frequently in angsty anime music videos,* the end"

[@rikpeek6664]

Dont forget to make one of the locations China!

[@sabersahoge2695]

you forgot onething CHINAAAAA

[@lukasr1166]

Name: Dark energy thingy Location: LA Exploding nouns: buildings Time: they were here during earths creation Money: 1 million trilion billion dollars

[@dankmemez9055]

"The bad guys search for an overly elaborate hunk of metal called *Thomas the tank engine* while our heroes produce footage for a commercial in *China* amidst exploding *Burger Kings* . We learn that Transformers have been on Earth since *five trillion years* , *6942* unnamed and interchangeable robots die in fight scenes, the military donates *their roblox premium account* to have some of their experimental crap featured in the climax, *Thomas* is taken back from the bad guys, and the sound track plays *roblox death sound* , the end" *NOW PAY ME 10'00000000 DOLLARS*

[@travishimebaugh8381]

Thomas the Tank Engine/Transformers crossover. WANT.

[@NitroSpidey]

“9/11 wasn’t an inside job guys! Megaton did it.”- ralphthemoviemaker 2017

[@toatakanuva4846]

WAKE UP GUYS! GOVERMENT IS LYING TO US!!!

[@CrasherX2000]

Megaton did 9/11

[@zander2758]

Honestly at this point i don't doubt they'd do that

[@MHurley21]

That line gave me visions of a Transformers movie that takes place during World War II, featuring two plucky Autobots named fat man and little boy who make a heroic sacrifice to save the entire world from the Japanese and their army of Samurai Decepticons. Bay could even make it a crossover with his Pearl Harbor movie.

[@neal2399]

M. Hurley reading that made me 30% more suicidal, I’m impressed thanks!

[@MEAREMLG]

If bumblebee fought Nazis then why is he a Volkswagen beetle in the new movie. The beetle was made by axis powers lmao.

[@metalbrainmextrememetalent6810]

I can think of multiple reasons why a robot would want to infiltrate an army disguising itself as the enemies own vehicle. Also Bumble Bee was a Camaro in the movies.

[@MiloWildfire]

Why isn't he on Earth at the beggining of the movie, but instead flies to it in 80/90, when the WW2 already ended long time ago? Its just a plot-hole, but an ironic one

[@MiloWildfire]

@Grobo Slazly plotholes are yes

[@charmyzard]

Because it's a soft-reboot, basically. Here, haters, get your fill and enjoy a critically good product. - In which Paramount fixes the mistakes of the past.

[@mcrhombas3743]

So bumblebee is a nazi

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

I think Michael Bay is incredibly competent. Not as a filmmaker, of course, but as someone who thoroughly understands the psychology of morons, and how to capitalize on that.

[@KyleLatebeer]

Andrei Simionescu Fair

[@stephengrigg5988]

and that's why he cries whenever he has to talk in front of people that know about film

[@basscanon6687]

He only knows how to appeal to them because he is one.

[@MarillSweatshirt]

@@basscanon6687 if you're making money the way he is; then he's not entirely stupid. He could legit retire at anytime whenever if he wasn't a soulless shitspawn.

[@lacanam]

Kevin Feige has him handily beat.

[@ZyrTheMachineGodOfWar]

Waiting on"Transformers: Saviour" where they go back in time and meet robojesus

[@stanislavkraus6933]

BaconSalad written and directed by Zack Snyder

[@theactualTVB]

Stanislav Kraus Sponsored by Turkish Airlines.

[@travishimebaugh8381]

He was very well designed but he was not our Messiah

[@Aport418]

R O B O J E S U S

[@ZyrTheMachineGodOfWar]

LOOK LIKE ROBOT, TALK LIKE JESUS

[@Mattytime]

It's always amazing when an actor like Micheal Cera can portray two chracters simultaneously like this. Better than Tom Hardy and Armie Hammer combined.

[@laggy3099]

Doctor Doom Someone needs a nap

[@dracson237]

Fat6amer a dirt nap

[@Efstarforce330]

Fat6amer don't mind him Latveria has been a hard place to look over this past year.

[@franklinlyons9261]

Doctor Doom calm down Doom, don't get mad at him because you've never been in a good Fantastic Four movie.

[@joshuagraham7998]

Someone better call the FF, or the Avengers.

[@DHCR-core]

Here I am to say, six years later, that Transformers One DID actually come out, and was pretty good

[@alexisr.4909]

I fell asleep watching one of Ralph's videos, before my laptop died by my side. However, apparently there was some remaining power and 8 AM my laptop randomly switched on, with full volume, and played "Hello Optimus Prime" before dying again. Thanks for scaring me shitless.

[@davidtheboy448]

Must've been the ghost of Yankee Jim

[@griffin8062]

r/thathappened

[@ikebirchum6591]

@@griffin8062 reddit moment

[@SparklyZee]

@@griffin8062 why do you guys always say this for the most mundane, simple things? lol this isn't that crazy of a scenario and has happened to me before, what's so hard to believe

[@koira1]

@@SparklyZee 😶

[@armouredskeptic]

10/10 animation

[@ralphthemoviemaker]

Thanks! I was going for the Armored Skeptic look but better.

[@theactualTVB]

Armoured Skeptic I give it a 420/10.

[@benpeterman1565]

+Hugo Patino-Cano That's not a nice thing to say about me. I am anti-SJW *neo* reactionary filth. Get it right...

[@jozinek876]

Armoured Skeptic indeed lol

[@roguetoa9787]

Hugo Patino-Cano relax man

[@nooneinparticular5256]

"Optimus NEIN." I was in a public space, walking down a hall, and I had to stop and hit my head against a wall for that. And I still can't be sure whether I liked that joke, or not.

[@CrasherX2000]

NoOneInParticular hey it’s alright He was arrested for an Optimus War Crime

[@AaronMorel01]

Merlin getting a staff from a Transformer gives off similar energy to when Moses parted the Red Sea with a Beyblade

[@xc_gwpl]

When what

[@shadowofdread7018]

@@xc_gwpl I know I’m late but in the Beyblade anime from around 2010 had a montage of Beyblade’s getting used throughout history. One picture was very clearly Moses parting the Red Sea, except he was using a Beyblade to do it. Absolute comedy gold

[@xc_gwpl]

@@shadowofdread7018 Yea, I know about it now!! It's hilarious

[@sportaflopsupreme5313]

you've got pretty good chemistry with yourself

[@SouprSpookr]

Sportaflop Supreme I want them to have sex on camera.

[@godofwar234regi5]

SouprSpookr2020 Da fuck is wrong with you? He ain't gay.

[@Vashy_Slashy]

Well his self killed his self.

[@SuperShah201]

''9/11 was an inside job, guys. Megatron did it'' I feel bad for laughing lol

[@XxTheLegend27xX]

SuperShah201 don't be

[@thecynicalone7655]

Becuase every president of the U.S. is secretly a decepticon and every conspiracy theory is true (including flat earth)

[@OdaSwifteye]

Actually it was Mandy from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy that did 9/11.

[@Iggsy81]

hahah that's funny but really 9/11 *WAS* an inside job tho

[@franklinlyons9261]

Iggsy81 Jesus Christ man everyone knows it was an outside job,Darth Vader did it!

[@Chrislandis97]

The only reason I don't want the transformers series to stop is because I want more ralphthemoviemaker reviews on them.

[@floodrunner_2042]

HYPE SQUAD sounds like a date worse than death

[@jiraiyahermit4999]

its more entertaining than the movies, goddamit yes i agree

[@rigzmoviediaries654]

micheal bay legitimately knows that his movies suck but he keeps going

[@nejdalej]

What can I say he likes the Optimus dimes.

[@fakegeek5462]

He can make a good movie if he cared about the movie.

[@aceambling7685]

The fact is Michael doesnt care to make "good" movies, he makes movies for him and the bros to watch and drink beer and hang out.

[@thecollector427]

He wants our money

[@andrewrainey4192]

Not really he’s mostly a producer now

[@Axechucker]

"...which is a shame, because they make up 87% of my audience." Ralph, you're gold.

[@PViolety]

Did you get that new transformers toy?

[@tackwardsfongjump1800]

PURPLEY VIOLETY Yeah bro

[@SuperLlama42]

"Don't kill the messenger or the messenger will kill you." Fuck. That was ALMOST a good one-liner until you realize that it doesn't make any fucking sense.

[@Cobalt360]

If you kill the messenger, then he can't do anything. And if you don't kill him, he won't kill you either. So there's no logic, you'll be fine in both situations. What i think should be the correct is "Don't try to kill the messenger or the messenger will kill you" because if you DO try to kill him, you won't be able to and he'll kill you first.

[@JohnCruz811]

That is amazing, absolutely no thought was put into that line, only that it sounds somewhat badass

[@WeavileLady]

It could of worked if they used the orginal term “don’t shoot the messager” en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_the_messenger and then threatened him with some sort of gun or just shot him in the foot or something. Wouldn’t be amazing but that’s the best I could do. I’m already wasting more thinking power than I should

[@synonem]

SuperLlama42 of gggtyy

[@gregmcgregginton574]

Microsoft killed the messenger, no revenge whatsoever so far

[@Spongeygirl14]

19:23 is where I just STOPPED: Optimus is shocked about what happened to Cybertron despite the the fact it's been established 10 YEARS AGO IN THE VERY FRIST TRANSFORMERS MOVIE THAT THE PLANET WAS PRETTY MUCH DEAD?! That's the whole reason him and the Autobots are on Earth in the first place! TO MAKE SURE THE HUMANS WON'T SUFFER THE SAME FATE! That's like Mario being incredibly shocked to find out that Bowser is the main villian in his own game! AND THEY ADDED ANOTHER STEREOTYPE IN THIS MOVIE?! That's it. Every already minuscule amount of hope I had for this movie has been completely CRUSHED.

[@neal2399]

I gave up after seeing Academy Award Winner (from back when that meant something) Sir Anthony Hopkins say “Be careful, that’s the watch that killed Hitler”

[@Biring1]

@@neal2399 I actually died laughing at that line. Such a shame Ralph didn´t point that scene out because it´s probably the dumbest.

[@NeptuneNoire]

Top it off, did Prime not remember the planet freaking collapse into itself back in DOTM?

[@defenderofminorities3056]

I love the idea of 13 writers trying to piece together a coherent script and the 14th guy just chimes in “ok so has anyone seen suicide squad? i have a great scene”

[@queen5890]

Michael Bay: We had 14 great writers we locked them in a room and schooled them on images, statues of Transformers Interviewer: Oh so you showed them the old Transformers? Michael Bay: no only the ones I made Meanwhile Those 14 Writers: - banging on the door, vomiting from the shaky cam/cgi, broken statues of the stereotype Transformers and Megan Fox - LET US OUT PLEASE WHEN DO WE GO HOME

[@godofwar234regi5]

Seven Fifty Five LMFAO

[@feedthemeat543f]

@@godofwar234regi5 I think Megan fox would be a plus though...

[@bobfredricson4796]

Seven Fifty Five 2hrs later: transformers is good I love transformers boom boom bam funny minority’s Megan Fox is hot

[@fakegeek5462]

They were probably going "you wrote Batman and Robin and your tasked with setting up the Hasbro cinematic universe."

[@loganstolberg2743]

They would rather work on marvel movies

[@blitxen6216]

I watched this movie in the theaters. I saw the first scene, I thought I had walked into the wrong movie.

[@akrybion]

Blitxen You watched Transformers so you obviously didn't go into the right one.

[@Feeltheforce-rh8ce]

Should've walked out while you had the chance!!!

[@blitxen6216]

I should have. I immediately regretted my decisions after paying about $10 to watch this movie. I actually slept through the movie. First time I did that.

[@darthhole6818]

This movie was completely insane to me, and I laughed in every serious part and cringed in every "funny" part. I couldn't fall asleep while watching because I couldn't believe my eyes.

[@blitxen6216]

*sexist joke in movie* LMAO SO FUNNY LOL I CAN'T WHO DID THIS I'M DYING

[@breakpoint43]

Guarantee you that in transformers 9, it will be revealed that earth itself is a transformer...

[@mostmagnificentfirstconsul3011]

They did that once in one of those comics. Dunno where or when, but they did it.

[@zaqareemalcolm]

Cousin Carl they also did it in hasbro’s TF:Prime cartoon.

[@GrammarNaziAUS]

Earth being a Transformer is in pretty much every incarnation.

[@themoviegod4613]

I got some news for you buddy

[@Rclarke115]

AlphaSeries181 in Transformers 12 they’ll reveal that the galaxy itself is a transformer

[@heliopyre]

it's lucky that homeless orphan girl can still find eyeliner

[@hideofreakingkojima5457]

I don't think that's eyeliner...

[@noahmeserve4720]

@@hideofreakingkojima5457 OMG HIDEO KOJIMA!!!! WHEN IS MGS6 COMING OUT!?

[@keniel-prime6214]

@@hideofreakingkojima5457 what if it was her boyfriend's "Lubricant" as eyeliner.

[@okl_2993]

Eobard Thawne yo you trippin 😂

[@keniel-prime6214]

@@okl_2993 I smoke too much weed.

[@PiePivotmontierO]

we need transformers 911 five times.

[@clarkw7261]

Pie? What are YOU doing here?

[@Odinsday]

Does Megatron attack the twin towers five times? I'd pay to see that shit.

[@FluteWarped]

Nice to see you here PP-O

[@TwistedDanns]

Bazinga!

[@barks_the_dino8206]

I see you in every comments section. Pls stop, im gonna fucking lose it

[@arnoldmanuel3311]

The suicide squad rip off scene was so cringe inducing I almost puked.

[@Rclarke115]

arnold manuel they couldn’t be anymore obvious about it.

[@darksidegryphon5393]

I got the flu from it. And I spent time pirating it.

[@Wootmaster]

double murder TRIPLE MURDER

[@theunforgivenmoon]

If you're gonna rip off a movie, at least rip off a good one???

[@gardetto265]

All of Michael bays movies are cringey

[@Zalinki]

Easily one of your funniest ones yet Ralph. You threw punches quicker, the editing is great, and you kept the pace up without dwelling on how dumb certain plot threads were for too long. Love ya, boo~

[@Zalinki]

Hey Kheng m'boy, I appreciate it

[@Zalinki]

Eh, slow, getting through a lot of shit but getting there nonetheless

[@thiefofa1073]

In Egypt he was a sun dial, they called him OPTIMUS TIME.

[@darksidegryphon5393]

Have you ever seen a man laughing at his own jokes that were said by an alter ego which is himself, but with different clothing and a wig.

[@hahahr8707]

oh hey its zalinki

[@jim4686]

When that Suicide Squad part came up I legitimately couldn't figure out whether or not you just edited it like that because it's so strange and similar to Suicide Squad. Like it looks completely different than the rest of the movie and those characters don't even end up being important? What the fuck is this movie

[@pstratos7]

“I’ll suck your brains”

[@ricvaladez2563]

Michael Bay’s motto

[@RamZaes]

i thought you gave up youtube since your dog became a huge internet star? ;)

[@shannonwelsh3521]

HAHAHA

[@radMisc]

_M E G A T R O N D I D 9 / 1 1_

[@Eastern_Roman]

Fuck my life

[@thejedisonic67]

Transformers can't melt steel beams

[@TheSamgo]

Cybertron was an inside job.

[@alexavila7700]

No, he did 3/11

[@totoroiswatching]

That was when he landed on earth and threw airplanes and that made 9/11.

[@JustinY.]

*Our lord has returned to bless us once again*

[@anthonyursitti1295]

Justin Young I see you every where

[@ostryostrowski1548]

Justin Young you're starting to creep me out I see you EVERYWHERE now.

[@savionallen-harding7889]

Justin Young didn't I literally just see you on a sorrowtv video?

[@whitehorse8558]

Justin Young */r/ofcoursethatsathing*

[@whitehorse8558]

did she three for gnat this sky the end SAME OH MY G O D

[@joogullae3456]

Ralph your videos are helping with my heroin withdrawals a little bit. thanks for making me laugh while I'm sweating and. shutting and throwing up

[@nowisee8309]

Hang tough. 💙

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

Hey. I hope you're still doing okay and beating that addiction.

[@superr_nerd7305]

I hope your doing okay keep kicking ass 👊

[@flavioflubber183]

Keep goin bro dope is rough

[@trashhollowknightplayer4199]

I hope you're still going strong after 2 years

[@1080TJ]

"I've been looking forward to this" - Count Duko

[@ryanklip24]

TJ Hastie Dooku.

[@WWJimbo]

"Duko" It's treason, then.

[@MultiCoolmovies]

Good...twice the pride, double the box office fall.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Haha, you jokers. You all really did it. You got T(J Hastie)! You got him good.

[@freakkyser]

Another happy landing

[@Sinkinson_]

Me and my friends (and some liquor) sat down and watched the last 2, and it was a great time honestly

[@TheGoldenBungus]

Who Films ikr liquor makes the 4 and 5 actually bareble

[@LUNITUNZBackup]

Isabela Moner, the girl in this movie, is from my city, and I want her to do well in Hollywood, but I'm sad she had to get involved in this.

[@allanavalos4379]

LUNITUNZBackup ikr

[@anikmonette2140]

LUNITUNZBackup Also, and despite my best effort to avoid that movie at all cost, I've watched it and the other girl, an adult British woman whose name I forgot, is way more prominent in the movie than Isabella! Yet some dumb executive decided to focus on Isabella by making her a "feminist" icon... What?! Dude, you have another female character as a main lead, she's annoying as everyone else but at least she kicks ass! Don't get me wrong, the young girl is a good actress but why they used her notoriety like that is beyond me!

[@meemnaan3108]

If you’ve got a last name like Moner, she already has a place in a very different sector of the film industry.

[@mhm3766]

She's doing fine thanks to Sicario 2

[@definitelynotapervert5602]

@Straight Busta *FBI! OPEN UP!!*

[@pinestriker2789]

I’m surprised nobody mentioned how in the last one megatron became galvatron but in this one he’s back to being megatron? Like they didn’t even bother to put a scene together to explain it

[@spideyguy3315]

Just like every other film when it comes to bring them back,but the just get killed off so quickly like the flash

[@JES96]

Like Honest Trailers stated about this movie, “Forget everything you know about Transformers, because so did Michael Bay.”

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Him being Galvatron was so temporary and insignificant that the plot forgot itself

[@justinmallon5978]

This is the only way I’d watch anything transformers related.

[@MarcusFlor]

Even then it’s too much

[@NSFSponsor]

Some of the cartoons are good. Would you be interested in those?

[@brobot500]

What about the comics or the tv shows?

[@God_gundam36]

Justin Mallon the 1986 film isn't bad

[@brobot500]

Dylan Johnson Yet it has a rotten rating on rotten tomatoes...

[@andrewweaver266]

I love how in the last episode Macon blew up Ralph's apartment and now they're getting drunk together.

[@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou]

Andrew Weaver I still want to know why the hell they're friends now even after that happened.

[@soygato2722]

The Stereotypical Evil Mastermind Alcohol

[@thecringecounter5091]

HE ACENDED

[@udontfeelsogood9037]

@@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou and now he's a demon that wants to kill ralph because macon's secretly a disney shill

[@karencirqueirabolosedoces4573]

If optimus fell in amazon forest would he be called amazon prime?

[@lilypaigeham]

No because he'd be sued

[@roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898]

☺️😁👌👍.

[@oak1835]

"If optminus prime fell in a forest did he actually fall?"

[@sarasaland4709]

Can I just applaud Ralph for something subtle he always does? When he makes a joke, the music will often stop while he delivers it. It drives all attention to him and his delivery. Not to mention, keeps the music from clashing with it. I love it and I hate how Ralph isn’t given 200 million dollars to make movies while Micheal Bay is.

[@PViolety]

Like those little edits.

[@believer4002]

like when he stops and complains about real/fake anthony hopkins voice 30:00 when it clearly is cogman is speaking? yeah, this dude is a fake. he knows nothing

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

@@believer4002 That’s still incredibly jarring and makes the scene weird

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

@@believer4002 And idk. It really doesn’t sound like cogman either. And it doesn’t make sense for him to interrupt somebody else’s thoughts.

[@believer4002]

@@SomeOne-vf1rs your first reply is fair. The second I don’t understand. For me it is very clearly that it is Cogman’s voice, Jim Carters high-pitched voice is more recognizable here than Hopkins would have been. It also makes sense that Cogman replies to Hopkins saying «that’s stonehenge». If Ralph just took a second to evaluate this he would have known it. I bet that it says «Cogman» on Prime Video if you have on subtitles

[@ActuallyDarcy]

Michael Bay doesn't care, he's said it himself. I don't blame him, I'd take the money too

[@starkingbiker]

ActuallyDarcy link to where he said that?

[@asmrduringclass8149]

I enjoy your profile picture

[@TheBlarggle]

These movies make _literally_ billions of dollars. No one... Not one single person would turn that down. Especially when you can phone it in so much and do next to nothing.

[@chonkway7557]

TheBlarggle especially because none of us, not even bay has any real reputation to uphold at this point so... Money yes please.

[@jozinek876]

ActuallyDarcy after 4 sh!t movies about fighting robots and CGI, of course he wouldn't care anymore.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

From Transformers to Ninja Turtles to...Dora the Exploda This man’s career is a fucking enigma

[@zenoblues7787]

Flame of Udun to be fair he was only a producer on Ninja Turtles

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Zeno Blues still involved, so I count it

[@rukardio9491]

Flame of Udun not to be dumb but what was with the teenage mutant ninja turtles movie Was it good or bad?

[@starlord1521]

Flame of Udun wait....i just saw you on Jennys EA battlefront video!!

[@StardustLegend]

+Flame of Udun atleast teenage mutant ninja turtles wasn't milked that much. Plus the 2012 animated tv reboot of TMNT was pretty good

[@thedude4232]

"GENIUS ... I never had a brother " how I'm ending all phone conversation now

[@jackday2966]

"We're kids, man, we get away with anything" I cringed when I heard that line

[@PipeGuy64Bit]

"I'M GONNA HOT WIRE THIS BITCH!!!"

[@jackday2966]

"I hope I'm captured by one of the popular ones, is it S o u n d w a v e, S h o c k w a v e ?"

[@Han_Niche]

@@jackday2966 Starscream?

[@hamesapost]

Transformers 56: bumblebee vs the nazis

[@theactualTVB]

ˋˏ[User Has Disconnected]ˎˊ Transformers 161: Megatron and Starscream Meet Guy Fireri at Mystery Diners

[@midnightshawarmallama4012]

Transformers 69: Electric Boogaloo

[@theactualTVB]

The Thinkers Transformers of Endearment Transformers of Arabia Starscream’s List The Starscream Redemption The Wizard of Optimus The Graduate Prime Sentinel Mononoke Full Auto Jacket The Last Dark Knight Megatron and the Chocolate Factory The Soundwave of Music Bot Lord of the Rings Silence of the Bots Back to the Fallen Future The Autobotfather Primefellas Dunkirkflap Casinotron Robot Fight Club Sentinel Amadeus Optimus Window It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Decepticon Loganbot The Good, the Bad and the Decepticon Starscream Wars The Jazz Singer... with Jazz the Autobot Psycho Prime Casablancatron Autobot Toy Story Apocalypse Prime Pulp Optimus The Shiningbot Grave of the Bumblebee Citizen Prime

[@pauline9970]

ˋˏ[User Has Disconnected]ˎˊ FUCK YES

[@midnightshawarmallama4012]

TVBForever I'd watch Casinotron

[@LeoPokemonBrasil1]

Kevin Spacey doing a Weinstein impression... who would have known

[@Zestypanda]

leo_os I wanna find the KZbin clip

[@angel-loves-jazz]

And of course he's talking about kids.

[@Zestypanda]

Dammit

[@thedon7082]

leo_os sex wrapped in sex.

[@LeoPokemonBrasil1]

Good ol' surprise sex.

[@iamthewalrus8677]

The first film was in 2007 but somehow throughout the whole series the effects look worse as it goes on. That's some kind of achievement

[@madcapmakov2]

The 3rd movie looked great, but even the 2nd and 4th film took a dip in places

[@austinlucas6273]

Bumblebee went back to the basics and it was loved

[@thedjames97]

"I think Transformers One is good." "Which one?"

[@cheekybum1513]

That’s not the question I’d be asking. Id be asking why you think a transformers movie is good.

[@jozinek876]

wizDom 1 Transformers 1 actually is good, the rest are sh!t though

[@_somestuff]

the 1986 animated one, obviously

[@Phataku]

_Let's hope these _*_Decepticons_*_ don't lie to us, and betray us._ *_Decepticons_* Please, kill me.

[@michaelemma6605]

It's almost like it was some sort of... deceptive con???

[@supremeworld87]

Stop acting like you're a film maker

[@DeeFai]

Transformers 6: The Dark Wahlberg Rises

[@flyingturtles6079]

To quote Adum from yms,: “can transformers six be transphobic?”

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

Transformers 6. Decepticons strike back

[@derekpieboy7952]

Never in my life did I expect to hear the line "Bumblebee fighting natzis"

[@Omenshaper]

Thank god, it's an actual review and not a black screen.

[@abdishakurmahboub3696]

Transformers 6: Return to Olympus

[@theactualTVB]

Abdishakur Mahboub Transformers 7: Optimus Got T Transformers 8: Hitler Was a Sensitive Man

[@whiterabbit75]

Transformers 9: Social Justice War Transformers 10: The Return of Megan Fox's Ass

[@theactualTVB]

Transformers 11: Don't Think it Don't Say it Transformers 12: I've Never Been to that Town... I've Been Through that Town Transformers 13th Friday: Boo! Robots Go to Hell: A Transformers Halloween Michael Bay and Tyler Perry Presents Transformers 14: Madea v Optimus: Mama Mia! A Big Fat Greek Fallen/Cybertron Family Reunion

[@manospondylus]

Abdishakur Mahboub Transformers 14: The Revenge of the Resurrection of the Retribution returns.

[@theactualTVB]

Disappointed Turtle Transformers 20: Unicron Rides On Turkish Airlines: A Zack Snyder film.

[@PollyGlodd]

''We've got fourteen GREAT writers'' *slow clap* Nice one, Michael Bay! XD

[@OdaSwifteye]

"We got 14 great writers. We brainwashed them so they'd all write the same thing."

[@user-rr3ho9px1j]

That little Optimus prime pun bit at the end was better than the whole movie

[@mogan4534]

Decepticon Suicide Squad You know, if that was it’s own thing written by a good writer who isn’t Michael Bay, I’d watch that.

[@rollfizzlebeef5384]

Joseph Cocks Call it Decipti-Squad

[@abdalln8554]

I mean that's almost the Scavengers.

[@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou]

Me too.

[@Peaceful_Gojira]

Lol, lost it at the end with the punny names of Optimus....those were clever... CLEVER GIRL

[@rollfizzlebeef5384]

XIXTHRASHER All the names were an Optimus Rhyme.

[@laylaknight7776]

And if he fought in the French revolution he would be called Optimus Mime

[@tomlewis5105]

I Symmetrikloki When they built Notre Dame he turned into a bell, they called him Optimus Chime

[@joshuabell7761]

Michael Bay on making Transformers 5: "They said it was going to be an easy job." Everyone else: "Well it ain't no easy job 'cause they got Bumblebee!"

[@roseygirl3665]

B***

[@sesfilmsllc]

And this was made by the guy who said Raiders of the Lost Ark was gonna flop.

[@madcapmakov2]

All these movies are made by that guy!

[@jorb333]

I mean ralph to be honest you have to have a very high IQ to understand Transformers. The explosions are so geniusly subtle...

[@audiosurfarchive]

It's so dense

[@msicouldntthinkofafunnynam4770]

Don't let the video distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents.

[@spikethegodposter1293]

Mr I Couldn't Think Of A Funny Name Thanks many I really needed to know that

[@GrizzliBaron]

Was the change Optimus Dime in disguise?

[@StardustLegend]

Mr I Couldn't Think Of A Funny Name wut

[@ThatGuyNamedJoe]

Mr I Couldn't Think Of A Funny Name your profile picture makes me uncomfortable

[@nathanclark2424]

Mr I Couldn't Think Of A Funny Name Your profile picture frustrates me on so many levels

[@TheTruestZero]

He also used to make beautifull sounds in the wind. He was called, *OPTIMUS CHIME*

[@TheTruestZero]

He is also very poetic... because he is *OPTIMUS RHYME*

[@calamitousenigma9052]

He loves his Optimus *LIMES*

[@a.morphous66]

He has lived for a long *OPTIMUS TIME.*

[@calamitousenigma9052]

When he robbed the bank, he went to jail for an Optimus Crime.

[@Meteorite_Shower]

He had a part-time job as a janitor; he was Optimus _Grime._

[@quantumblauthor7300]

24:59 Just an interesting note: listen to how long he goes without having to mention the robots. The human plot is so removed from the title characters that one of the main human actors can give a whole summary of his character's arc without having to mention transformers once.

[@rofyle]

We got fourteen great writers and we locked them in a room for about a month. We'd forgotten to install a bathroom or to give them anything to eat and drink, so when we came back after a month we found all fourteen had shit and pissed their pants, and then later died. The room smelled really bad after that. So we thought, well why the hell did we do that? So we went and hired fourteen old homeless guys off the street, because they were the only ones willing to stay in a room that smelled of piss and shit and death. This time we gave them a bucket to piss and shit in, and we bought them pizza. They usually missed the bucket. But after about a month, yeah, we got our script. It was incomprehensible, but we thought what the hell, our fans will watch paint dry, right. So yeah, that's how the movie got made.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

When your movie makes so little sense that the CARTOON SERIES has more logic.

[@spideyguy3315]

And more personality as well

[@stefy7234]

Both transformers Animated and Prime had more logic and didn't had any plot holes

[@stefy7234]

And 2007's Transformers Animated

[@fraudulentfem7322]

It's true, watching the episode arc which later became "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" made me realize that the cartoon did it way better

[@austinreed7343]

Plural, even.

[@AdriaanPretorius]

I fell asleep. I literally paid a movie ticket price to sleep in a chair for 2 hours. I missed nothing. So glad I missed it.

[@Sundel_Marlutte]

Peter Cullen is probably suffering in the recording booth

[@madcapmakov2]

Nah he openly stated how he likes working with Bay and would miss the experience if Bay was replaced for the 5th movie so we got this...

[@scibus2593]

A bit of trivia about (and another reason why I detest) this film is that the whole Nazi sequence was filmed at Blenheim palace. Those of you who are into British history will know it as Winston Churchill's birthplace. They hung Nazi banners on Winston Churchill's house. Am I the only person who loathes that.

[@EZIOXXX777]

SCIBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, was he a jew killed by nazis or what?

[@OLDGREGG315]

Douglas Pupper I hope you are joking.

[@oslodapig5239]

Go back to school please, he was the British Prime Minister during World War 2

[@oslodapig5239]

Main reason the allies won the war

[@jamerton18]

Do you realize those were probably CGI

[@DuncanUdaho67]

FRESH RALPH. GOT SOME FRESH RALPH HERE.

[@FreezingMocha]

dallashood67 EXTRA EXTRA Popular internet star "releases drone" in hopes of capturing big foot

[@Shadowechokat]

Such a shame, Transformers is so much more then what these movies are. Beast Wars is a prime example of fantastic story telling, writing, character development, etc.

[@christianaonomivbori3781]

yep, hopefully they will make a beast wars movie , without messing it up this time

[@thatoneguy7495]

The first three atleast had entertaining action

[@dinoknight2012]

So are Transformers Animated and Transformers Prime!

[@moonraven6145]

Do love how the military always trusts Megatron to not betray them... when he is literally called a DECEPTicon

[@kze2076]

This is called out in the Bumblebee movie. THAT is a product I love!

[@soygato2722]

Did they forget how paranoid the military is?

[@creditsunknown7974]

To be fair this are the people who tried and watsed tax money on trying to get psychic abilities because someone in russian television uaed magents

[@moonraven6145]

@@creditsunknown7974 Yeah.. true.

[@JustinY.]

*Hello I'm Michael Bay, and I'm from a franchise called Transformers*

[@circuz4167]

Using bold words for likes I see...

[@bernardoheusi6146]

Good to know Stay still while I hold the chainsaw.

[@pablocalderon712]

Why are you on every fucking video I watch??!!

[@Rclarke115]

Nice to meet you Michael, I see you when ever a bomb, grenade, missile, etc. goes off in these movies.

[@azathoth7587]

Hey audience! Micheal here. How many movies in a franchise are too many?

[@joshuaverdillo8039]

Coming 2069: Revenge of the Dark of the Age of the Extinction of the Return of the Dawn of the Giveusyourmoneytron Directed by: Michael Bay Written by: at least 20 people

[@whiterabbit75]

_Only_ 20? He's restraining himself.

[@LeoCharles]

17:01 wow... I never liked Megan Fox because of her attitude, but i felt bad fo her here

[@warrenlehmkuhleii8472]

I feel bad for anyone who works on a Michel Bay movie period.

[@jamesslater7094]

Id have a shit attitude too if i had to get my knees dirty everytime i wanted a role

[@Gin-kz5ss]

James Slater_ That’s profiling James, I’d avoid it whenever possible, its unbecoming of you, and honestly I expected better.

[@jamesslater7094]

@@Gin-kz5ss or a joke highlighting that micheal bay lowkey abused her during her casting for her role in transformers, he got her to wash his car? To basically beg for a role.

[@Gin-kz5ss]

James Slater That’s wack You should’ve said that instead This culture of humor lacks tact and precision And makes everybody sound incredulous. (Old man rant over)

[@athenajaxon2397]

And yet Bumblebee was actually good. Also watching these movies makes me so sad you can tell the people doing the CGI, and sound mixing worked so hard and they got this

[@noreski435]

Bumblebee was very medicore there was nothing special about it

[@xc809]

In this series being mediocre is a good thing

[@IzayaLee1725]

@@noreski435 for you maybe but for G1 fans it was spectacular

[@zhuala]

Which goes to rebute what Mr. Bay said sticking to G1 doesn’t make profit. That war cyberton scene is the worth more than all Bay transformers combined

[@vanroyal244]

@@IzayaLee1725 Whats G1? And yeah it was mediocre. Can't distinguish it from other generic films.

[@spikethegodposter1293]

I like how a black guy being there is just as weird as king Arthur being there

[@sharpen193]

there actually were black knights in that era tho

[@Lava91point0]

Well wouldn't that make it all the more insulting, that this movies idea of black knights are based in a revisionist fantasy setting? In other words, one that never existed. Lol

[@TheSamgo]

KingStarr He is probably representing Moriaen, a Moor member of the round table.

[@weeabooman2867]

Saint Maurice was in 3rd Century Egypt though, and Moriaen is only mentioned in book written in the 13th Century. The black knight is weird because mass migration has only been a thing since around 50 years ago.

[@johannderjager4146]

There weren't any Africans in Europe in that period, and if there were, they wouldn't have been allowed to become knights.

[@SchoolRumble4ever22]

*_OPTIMUS KEY LIME_*

[@Rclarke115]

OhSoVeryKawaii *OPTIMUS NEIN*

[@theactualTVB]

Optimus threw a temper tantrum as psychologists call him *Optimus Whine*

[@jozinek876]

OhSoVeryKawaii OPTIMUS DIME, OPTIMUS HALF TIME, OPTIMUS WAR CRIME

[@jozinek876]

Johnny greenblack lol

[@Skelinatra]

DAMN IT MICHAEL BAY, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EASY GRAB

[@Absenteeee]

THEY GOT T

[@lucebelmont]

Tekharta Zenyatta Sad thing is, it was revealed in this movie.

[@MrRawFury]

They got b

[@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou]

Tekhartha Zenyatta Well it ain't no easy grab! They got T!

[@LorenzoDoesntExist]

That other British voice interrupting Anthony Hopkins is the robot butler driving him, not a dub. I know it's hard to tell because it's edited poorly.

[@agh354]

This was an Optimus Fine review