Trash Taste Doesn't Understand Parks

[@epictoe7179]

Garnt woke up today, and said f*ck parks.

[@timjongunproductions]

Garnt seems like he’s going to become one of those stereotypical cranky old people who yell at kids to stay off his damn lawn

[@evanlee93]

become? he already is

[@Jiyoon02]

I can't believe he was actual monk. How can of all people Garnt have been monk one time in his life. LOL

[@smallworldlifters]

But what do you even do on a lawn?

[@smallworldlifters]

What do you go to the lawn for?

[@Flipcrash]

Quite the opposite, he's asking why are they having fun on grass?

[@undeade.t7044]

Garnt is literally the type of person who doesn't know how to entertain himself and constantly needs something or someone else to do it for him

[@alphakowaclips]

more like his adhd, he needs to have something to do else he can't just go somewhere and do nothing like a park

[@Traumglanz]

I do not even need to watch that episode to confirm that. :D

[@cuni8634]

He just like me fr

[@KKsKrissvs121]

@@cuni8634 You also have ADHD?

[@ianfinrir8724]

It's like he has no imagination. It's spooky, almost.

[@rashotcake6945]

here’s some activities that make sense to do at the park: -read a book -have a barbecue -cycling/jogging/etc -birthday parties -gatherings -bring young family members so they can play

[@porcorosso4330]

nap, sun bath, fresh air

[@tsukuneboy]

@@porcorosso4330 daydreaming on grass while listening to some vibing music on also nice you know.........

[@leylintempest1714]

-Bringing you t.v and ps5 and a power line/generator and play some dark souls or persona 5

[@Goleon]

Play Pokémon Go. No seriously parks are perfect for that game. A lot of PokeStops and I usually end up encountering a lot of Pokemon. Some times ones I didn’t think I’d see like a Magmar. I bought a portable charger partly due to that.

[@peat381low8]

Basketball if there are basketball courts.

[@Echoleon]

Garnt living the first world problem of "can't enjoy nature unless it's a fancy trip outside of the city"

[@anelbegic2780]

You have no idea how mundane nature can be when it's only on one place and artificial, there is no sense of adventure or anything new to it at all.

[@erichimmelheber]

This feels like a talking point that was randomly drawn out of a hat by one of them. "Let's see... Okay, looks like we gotta talk about parks!"

[@anelbegic2780]

It does, they seem to not have that energy they do when they talk about food, entertainment, etc..

[@safra]

Sounds like Garnt needs a dopamine detox.

[@ineedanewname4844]

That’s a sad concept

[@manuelsputnik]

He literally has ADHD?

[@safra]

You can still have ADHD and enjoy being outside in a park. You think pre digital adhd kids didn't like to touch grass?

[@sheepersjeepers4953]

@@safra no clearly adhd people have never been outside for more than 10 minutes

[@Tan12]

@@ineedanewname4844 Sad that it's necessary maybe, but it can be very healthy and rewarding in practice.

[@seasyrenn]

Garnt is obviously depressed...needs light theme on phone, bread tastes all the same,world doesn't need parks..we're waiting for next thing that's a red flag! Stop it get help! 😂

[@Ash_Wen-li]

He prefers the later seasons of Game of Thrones. Definitely a sign there's something wrong

[@seasyrenn]

@@Ash_Wen-li that is absolutely worst take ever ...he needs to go outside more and maybe to meditate on his latest takes 🤔

[@erichimmelheber]

​@@Ash_Wen-li he's gotta be trolling. There's no way he's genuinely serious about that.

[@seasyrenn]

@@erichimmelheber thats Garnteed. He is just trying to get Connor and Joey to react and you can tell they already gave up. Nobody can help Garnt 😂

[@jackdeguzman274]

But he prefers bone in chicken tho

[@Kskillz2]

I think Garnt is a grandpa stuck in a 30 year old body

[@seasyrenn]

I think even old people like parks...Garnt is just on autopilot doing mindless chores ..like a character from assasins creed.

[@nickhv7765]

Grandpas love nature lol

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

@@seasyrenn Old people especially like parks. Get some walking in, talk to friends etc.

[@sabercat5490]

I just think he just doesn't like being leisurely.

[@H0lland0ates79]

@@seasyrenn so he’s an NPC? 😂😂😂

[@resta-kain]

I’m a little surprised to hear this considering that garnt was a monk and literally talked abt doing meditative walk exercises

[@ianfinrir8724]

Well there was a reason he was only a monk for like a month.

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

TL;DR Garnt likes nature and parks but hates the smaller ones that have nothing to offer other than being there.

[@petouser]

As someone who lived in Yokohama, I must say there are really unreal beautiful parks. "Shiki no Mori park" is probably my most favorite park ever. It almost feels like an isekai world. Also, Tokyo has some really nice parks outside the centre centre. Most famously the "Showa memorial park". Not necessarily a park, but the river side of the Tamagawa river and the Todoroki Ravel are also insane places. They feel so slice of life anime.

[@tsukuneboy]

Kamishakuuji park please……that’s a place I called home….. boat rowing there is also fun on the summer

[@nickhudd2011]

When Garnt sits in the back seat for long car rides he's like a kid that needs a tablet to be entertained.

[@bloodlove93]

meanwhile im chill with just some music playing, vaping thc,and staring out the window while thinking, and im basically the same age as garnt.

[@bruchett4799]

The worst parks are the empty ones that are just flat and feel like its a prison. The best ones are those who have variety in terrain and trees, small ponds, lakes around it, with several playgrounds.

[@Auricerise]

I generally don't like going to parks by myself. BUT! If I'm with a friend, then I'm happy to tag along to chat and catch up with each other.

[@princesserika9899]

Me too, I rarely go to parks but if it's with a few close friends or family, then good 😊😊

[@johnmichaelchance1151]

I’ve actually never been to like an “official park.”😂 But that’s because I got 50 acres of woods around my house so I don’t need to go to a park.

[@Ash_Wen-li]

Right now the predominant colour outside is grey. It really makes you appreciate parks when the weather is nice. Especially when there's a river or beach

[@discreetscrivener7885]

I remember during COVID like DESPERATELY going to the park just to touch grass and breathe outside air.

[@matthewtelles8619]

Same. This park by my house connected to a 3 mile trail, and I would walk it every day while listening to Jpop or Kpop! Good times.

[@eerielakeerie]

i was like “wow i lowkey relate to garnt thats weird” and then i realized we both have ADHD. personally, i feel like this a lot because i need to have things to do all the time or else i cant focus, and can’t make my brain stay on one thing because there’s Too Much there. and i’ve also always thought that parks are very artificial ways to Experience Nature.

[@eerielakeerie]

(not saying everyone’s adhd experience is like this, just that i wonder if that’s how garnt feels)

[@shzammpatapon9865]

Adhd isn't real

[@arunistrying]

Live in London and I fuckin adore parks, makes me sad that Garnt cant appreciate the simple joy of a good park and being in nature

[@MOCskoden]

*go touch grass* people who live in deserts: 🏜🤷🏽‍♂️

[@jacekly]

Touch sand

[@bunsNpais]

@@jacekly snakes, scorpions, quicksands, sandworms: Cowabunga it is...

[@MOCskoden]

@@jacekly 😂😂😂

[@mattbaltimore7195]

@Jace Kelly Anakin's worst nightmare.....

[@amysprague6169]

That concept of green being good for you is called biophilia, and it's a pretty cool thing to study

[@cyberwomble7524]

Tokyo used to have a lot of greenery back in the day when the buildings were mostly wooden... until, well, "least said, soonest mended" (I guess?). After Operation Meetinghouse, I think I'd want something a bit more napalm proof too...

[@boofruit]

I've always had a dog. So that obligation to walk or run them to keep em healthy get's me out the door for a walk. And parks become a god send cause it's something pleasant and interesting to walk around (& occasionally explore). When you do it daily it kinda of becomes a meditational ritual; and it can be really interesting to observe how things change through the seasons. My favorite parks are all basically miny nature reserves.

[@valydendor4472]

I do mostly get where Garnt's coming from. I love a good walk outside but I don't need to go to a park to get that relaxing feeling. Bonus points if it's a park I need to pay to get in. If I'm throwing down money, you have to have something.

[@chriswolf8641]

I have meany good memories as a kid on a park, now I enjoy going for a jog in them.

[@molnaredmond]

Bring Garnt to a park and he'll look for a way to speedrun it.

[@thehangmansdaughter1120]

My city in New Zealand has a small forest running through it. The city was once ringed, between a belt of green wood, and the sea. Now the city surrounds the forest. Having plenty of green space has been shown to relieve feelings of stress and depression. We need it as human beings.

[@asianjason2961]

I'm with Connor about the walking. I just walk

[@alisonshellum9870]

Playgrounds help with socialising children. A chance to play with other kids and learn to negotiate and compromise with others. The play equipment is usually more extravagant than you could fit in your back garden. Our local park has outdoor gym equipment for adults to use.

[@peat381low8]

Garnt must have been one of those kids in recess that just sat there on the swing set not knowing what to do.

[@sophieadam9702]

When I went to Tokyo I need to see a skyline without seeing buildings

[@DangerAngelous]

Garnt has a stat that depletes when he's outside of a park and he has to go to one regularly so it doesn't hit zero

[@hamimhasan_]

Garnts takes just get shitter each episode😂

[@sebastiendumais4246]

It’s not “trash taste” that does not get parks it’s just Garnt!🤣

[@julianzuniga8905]

Someone should make a compilation of Garnts shit takes of the year

[@Paperfiasco]

The biggest benefit to a park is that for some people...is that it's a hell of a commute to get out to nature and sometimes, you just want to get out to some green that's only minutes away just to breathe for a bit.

[@HailStoneEQ]

Garnt out here with more bad takes

[@Journeyagain0]

The world needs national parks to preserve wildlife.

[@Quitelife-c1u]

I feel like especially as a student or someone who works from home a lot, you really do need to go out because that’s basic human needs and when you constantly ignore your needs as a person your mental health will start to decline.

[@gendo1123]

I only go to parks when it is quicker to get to the place I'm going to than going over ways.

[@docrefa]

Garnt's take may be shit but it resonates so hard in my bones. I'd go outside and 10 minutes later go, "WTF am I even doing?" For the sake of giving an alternative, I'd rather go to a museum tbh

[@forkgodsdescendant2503]

I don’t think anyone enjoys walking because they’re walking. I think its more that it gets your mind fresh.

[@gguy3600]

@Fork God's Descendant eh, not necessarily. If you've been sitting in a chair all day without really moving (particularly if the chair isn't very comfortable), then the act of walking alone can just feel really nice. Although yeah, on the whole it's about clearing the mind.

[@forkgodsdescendant2503]

@@gguy3600 It’s more the change of scenery. I frequently walk at home out of habit while I’m thinking.

[@morpheus2615]

Btw Oslo and Vienna have the highest green Places to city ratio. Vienna is 50% green place which is not that surprising, they have a fucking green island in the middle of the city. Also Oslo the city has just so much forrest around it. That a bit of a cheat i think bc in the city itself there is not that much greenery. But around it its packed

[@SandroBuzz]

Parks are good if that's big enough. I don't know how my city calls a green lawn a park.

[@KrystalBraveheart]

i genuinely don't like parks or nature, being surrounded by concrete is my favorite thing

[@mikecameron6667]

Walked up behind a coworker watching a Trash Taste video. I knew I liked him.

[@Haph3us]

Garnt doesn't like bread so we already knew to ignore his contrarian takes

[@BinaryPrime]

Garnt: What's the park meta?

[@izutonura810]

I thought Garnt was supposed to be a monk before? :v

[@pineppolis]

Haven’t been to a park for years

[@kenshiromilesvt.7037]

But do they understand recreation?

[@WanderTheNomad]

When you create something again?

[@kenshiromilesvt.7037]

@@WanderTheNomad well played

[@graffitisamurai]

What Genshin does to a man

[@whovianmaverick6348]

Lol

[@samaustin8690]

How is the monk the only one who doesn’t understand the chill vibes of a walk through a park 💀

[@sharlockshacolmes9381]

Garant is in his training arc to get the trash taste Monke award in 2023

[@JanHell666]

Garnt is soo far from a "Shinto" mind hehe

[@macawweb2211]

korean mfs with the surname park: 😮

[@abtimus]

me living on the countryside: what are they talking about? 😂

[@Fuxy22]

I don't get paying to get into parks... its hard enough to find something to do in a park as it is if I had to pay I would never go to one... If I'm paying I shouldn't be required to bring the entertainment as well...

[@dorkanderson4963]

I'm guessing Garnty was not a big smoker growing up.

[@organicgrains]

Just move to Florida. Every walk is a bush walk and every sidewalk is adjacent to a jungle.

[@Asufiku]

It depends how you look at it, i think. More you treat it as a quest/goal then it'll feel empty

[@aurthurpendragon1015]

I don't think I've ever agreed with a take of Garnt's more than this one.

[@sippinlosses]

You guys should have my 3 year old on, she'll convince you

[@TheFatPrinny]

Depends on the park really, but if it's well maintained and not too strict on the rules, you can basically do anything from picnicking to literally doing nothing and just sitting down and relax. Park is different from Amusement Park, Garnt 🤣 you make your own fun.

[@almisami]

My favorite park in Tokyo is the park in the ravine underneath the Golf-bashi bridge. It's just so calming compared to the rest of the city.

[@mbvmbvmbv]

Someone on the internet: Garnt go touch grass. Garnt: Uh, how do i do that? 3:26

[@loisarends3968]

I really like goin to parks, especially cause I live in a bigger city. Sometimes you just need that peaceful greenery. Also going for walks in the summer with friends is peak

[@leonie7638]

This is crazy to me that they don't have trees and stuff in the cities, in Germany here that's a given and I can't imagine it without?

[@ryanreviews8566]

Same, I don't think I can live in metros with zero greenery.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Grant needs some grass he just can't admit it

[@MeowjinBoo]

Trees take heat away and passively cool in the summer that's why municipalities are putting treess in neighbourhoods.

[@pakeshde7518]

Garnt needs to touch grass, disable all his internet for a week I am sure he will thank you guys.

[@realkingofantarctica]

It's green space, yo.

[@TreehouseINC]

terminally online but based. you will only get this take from an anime podcaster. i actually like parks in nyc but only for the people u meet there

[@arthurgoonie4596]

Noticing that elvis the alien merch

[@thebloodyenglish6620]

I get them on the whole not walking for walking. I enjoy being outside (grew up in the countryside) but any time when I haven't got a dog in my life if I try to walk just to be outside I get stressed out/feeling guilty as I'm just wasting time that I could be using to work and make more money and get angry with myself for being lazy with this time and I turn back early and do wore work. Partly why I like podcasts as I can listen to them while working so don't need to stress about wasting time. But whenever I have a dog in my life I can be out for 5hr+ (normally 2hr in the morning 3hr in the evening each day unless if we do a hike in the mountains) and not stress as its justifiable as its good for the dog.

[@jobansand]

Sounds like you put what you think you should do over what you enjoy doing. Parents never let you just have fun or something?

[@hamimhasan_]

I somewhat agree with Conor but the uk has a lot of parks England is one of the most depressing countries

[@dumguy9162]

10:20 you can hear a ambulance.

[@MondyTS]

I completely understand Garnt

[@Keepwrecker]

Kinuta park. massive with a bicycle loop course. West Tokyo.

[@malyrbt7093]

Bro just need a kid

[@spiderdude2099]

Bro has never walked with children in nature, and it shows.

[@yuugael4010]

I think I understand what garnt meant, he doesn't like the concept of park or he doesn't connect with it, and I think he rather go to an actual place of nature like forest when needed a breath of fresh air

[@MasalaMan]

Me and my mate used to work out in the park.

[@maximiliantyx6852]

Anyone here noticing that garnt is like Machia? No destination/task? Weak as hell. Destination, okeeeeey lets go

[@RexStrider909]

Pokemon go = quests Works for me XD

[@-oldhope-]

garnt makin' me angry fr xD

[@anelbegic2780]

I agree with Garth here, I need a reason to just walk arohnd otherwise there is no fucking point to it. I notices this with my family where they go to malls and other places just to go there with no goal at all, I can't do that.

[@TechJD27]

This feels like a zoomer take from a man in his near boomer age

[@FFmaxxx]

Hes firmly a millenial so it's funnier

[@onionrelish]

Dude.....I love walking....hate parks. Parks are weird

[@MainDoorFrames]

His next life question is gonna be why does pizza exist They just sound like they don't got kids or nephews or nieces to watch lol

[@joseabarzua8831]

it's the adhd

[@Valanway]

Garnt has really gotta see any National Park. Doesn't even have to be the top tier North American National Parks, just any of em will work

[@gguy3600]

I think they were just talking about city parks. National parks are another beast entirely and aren't really relevant to any of their points.

[@TheKing72.]

I loved Japan I loved just spending hours walking with not destination I’m being 100% honest here

[@bleumoon4851]

New participant for worst hot take award😂

[@haruhi_dayo]

Tbh, kinda relate to garnt. Bit different for me tho

[@trustainmorre1568]

"Trash taste doesn't like ....." and Grant are too different things but clickbait did work

[@amritashs6477]

Am I the only one who agrees with garnt here.... Like parks are such a boring place there are so much better places to take a walk at. It's so booooooring

[@anelbegic2780]

Agreed, unless you are an extrovert that likes to "expirience the journey" it's a pointless waste of time.

[@kuroexmachina]

he's just like me frfr

[@Frostwind42]

I get the whole "needing a goal" mindset though. I think having my dog helps with that though cause I have to walk her. Boom. There's the goal. Now go touch some grass ya weeb!