Richard Ayoade & Bob Mortimer's FUNNIEST moments in Hamburg | Travel Man

Richard Ayoade and Bob Mortimer go for a spin round cosmopolitan Hamburg. There's a Beatles tour in the red-light district, some local hash - corned beef - and hip cocktails. To watch the full episode click here - bit.ly/2ot6sG7
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[@adlee42]

Bob should be classified as an antidepressant.

[@synchc]

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[@CJJC42]

Yes

[@zetetick395]

Here's a hilariously funny podcast interview with our Bob, honestly I think it's his best interview ever! 😸_👍 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqjchplmhNF1qa8

[@BBoyBiff]

Or you can be thin richmond 😀

[@kawaiilotus]

@@zetetick395 it's private now, what was the podcast called?

[@christymclaughlin618]

You can tell he loves Bob.

[@anonymousnate678]

One of the few people I've seen Richard work with that gets genuine smiles and laughter out of him without really trying. Bob is just an amazingly funny and interesting person, one of my favorite people ever.

[@tipperary1082]

Who doesn't?

[@NellieKAdaba]

@@anonymousnate678 👍

[@sophiechandler955]

You can tell they love each other 😍

[@g8terasher]

Everyone loves Bob

[@ifxthenwhy6202]

I swear Richard forgets about the persona he has for this show and just has a laugh whenever he's with him

[@NellieKAdaba]

True, except unfortunately he hates travelling, he said so in an interview, so he won't be doing this show anymore.

[@aknee3042]

Nellie K. Adaba It is quite an unfortunate show for someone who hates travelling to present

[@danielheffernan6916]

I read somewhere they struggled to get enough footage for a whole programme because they were messing around so much

[@peepiepo]

The one with frank skinner too

[@kingdong7517]

He has a persona? (rhetorical)

[@ElLenadorLA]

“You can taste the savings.” 😂 I’ve needed that line so many times....

[@Hexagrams]

I love Bobs face at 3:52 when he hears the phrase morning sausages. It is so in his wheelhouse, I just about died when i first saw it. I honestly haven't felt right since I saw it, my life is really falling apart right now and without help or direction I think this may be it for me.

[@deadpoolcomics]

You alright mate?

[@barrymay8269]

Hang in there mate, and when you’re down just think of the ‘morning sausage’ . lol

[@theonetheonlyjoey]

He was thinking "how have I never thought of morning sausage before?"

[@danjames4086]

He hardly misses a beat..just a little twinkle in the eye.

[@dr2stroke611]

seeing Richard with Bob is the one time ive seen him genuinely relaxed in peoples company

[@imtheradha]

Bob never fails to make people laugh

[@NellieKAdaba]

I agree.

[@maryl.95]

Bob Mortimer really unlocks something in Richard

[@elleryeggen9678]

"You can taste the savings" A line I fully intend on using for any all appropriate dining experiences from here on out.

[@themadplotter]

Travel is hard for Bob cos he has to take his brass hand off going through the airport.

[@MikeJackson690]

**A wild Mince fan appeared** 😁

[@TheDGAF06]

Ave you ever noticed?

[@szaboendre1408]

Yeah, and you can't really take a lot of Pearson's brass hand oil either

[@urmama54]

not to mention having to do his own dentistry on the plane

[@aknee3042]

Ur Mama It’s okay because he always has a tub of Fuji 9 on him for emergencies

[@steviemartin1977]

“Terrified, that my secret morning sausage ring, was about to burst wide open” is a beautiful line that I completely missed on my first viewing of this.

[@kepinpin5277]

bob just casually put the burger on the table. The world is your plate, bob

[@singenstattatmen5096]

It was a Fischbrötchen, a bread roll with fish on it. :)

[@singenstattatmen5096]

@Dick Dastardly True. Bob knows no fear.

[@graceygrumble]

He comes from the "If you can’t see any dirt, it’s not there" generation. My mother was the same.

[@urosmarjanovic663]

@@singenstattatmen5096 Well... technically, they were in Hamburg. So everything there is a burger.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

Richard Ayoade dancing is at once the cutest and most disconcerting thing I have ever seen

[@3DCGdesign]

I almost missed it! Thanks for "catching" that for me. It proves that when he's with Bob he let's his guard down.

[@ohdear671]

Bob is adorable. If anyone tried to hurt him, I'd kick their face off.

[@sirwoodofeast9497]

I will kick the other side.

[@emmiebl6605]

I will then kick them in the balls. And that includes any lady balls.

[@3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs]

I'll kick them in the pancreas ( using my own pancreas)

[@emmiebl6605]

sausages and plants and goldfish I see your pancreas and raise you a sweetbread...

[@mongoose621]

I'd then jump in and assault them with their own fists. Bob is a national treasure

[@25pappy]

I'm in love with the Beatles ukulele lady. As Mac DeMarco says "you're myyy myyy myyyy... my kinda woman"

[@QD808]

"'I'll never play Clapton's Strat and I'll never see Hamburgs Dock Office'... you just live your life believing that, you know?"

[@bikerdad63]

Bob is so contagious and his laugh is so genuine. Everything I've seen him in is just hilarious.

[@_danfiz]

I love Bob's laugh. Hee hee hee heee 😂😂

[@itstimeforham]

I visited Hamburg as a direct result of this episode. Amazing city.

[@abstellkarma3072]

5:40 Bob putting his food directly onto that table without a paper plate bothers me more than it should.

[@joechapman8208]

That is incorrect. It bothers you to a perfectly appropriate degree. And me. Us. It bothers us sufficiently.

[@mustafabrennpaste6521]

In germany it's said:" Dirt cleans the stomach.". So, there you go.

[@peterclarke7240]

@@mustafabrennpaste6521 Bob is also from that more rugged part of England, "The North" - apparently, up there, their stomachs clean the dirt :)

[@floorbussink4273]

Oh my god I came here looking for this comment, thank you

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

@@mustafabrennpaste6521 Well, Germany hasn't always been right.

[@elijaprice]

It was Bob saying "An orange salesman?" that really got me, haven't laughed so hard in ages.

[@caroldier6425]

THE best combo. I could watch this pair, setting each other off all day.

[@-diogenesthecynic-]

Never seen Richard so animated.

[@terseandtiny1746]

I love them both individually but adore how they get together to act like jolly, mischievous kinders.

[@alexhumphries4057]

Ayoade was so pleased with the "Have you heard the original Bowie demo?" line. And rightly so. Love this. Someone needs to commission a show of those two talking bollocks

[@italiana626sc]

"I can taste the savings." What a great pair they are.

[@mzacrack85]

Dear Herr Ring is such an underrated joke

[@PaulMcCaffreyfmac]

I've said it before and I'll say it again : e-number man should have his own show, and if Bob Mortimer is a regular guest so much the better

[@MeMyselfandBri]

Or so much bitter

[@MB-dg3lr]

Yes!! I'd watch it.

[@sporkfindus4777]

I loved that moment with them laughing

[@IgiWhiteman]

Ok, I don't know what's happening to me, but just seeing Richard smile makes me smile as well.

[@DulshanK]

never seen Richard so happy, but then again can you blame him? I mean it's Bob bloody Mortimer!!! you can't hide your laugh around him even if you are dead!

[@lovefoodisgood]

The thought of rubbing a public finger seems an act from a different time

[@michaelkennedy8270]

Let's hope kissing the ring goes the same way. Nasty habit.

[@tipperary1082]

Simpler, more innocent times

[@crose7412]

There's a gold breast on a statue for rubbing in a city but I forget where now, possibly München.

[@BC-nl9ph]

I got my finger rubbed just last week.

[@johnmartinez7440]

'Ave you ever noticed that you can't rub people's brass hand in public anymore recently?

[@moretoknowshow1887]

The world needs more Bob Mortimer.

[@StonedRose90]

Bob saying "it's so refreshing baby" after drinking one of the cocktails had me in stitches

[@madnessbydesign1415]

I could watch these two all day, every day... :)

[@danieltaku2526]

Bovril had me in stitches

[@wendyransome6618]

Bob & Richard together. My idea of heaven!❤️

[@Novum_YT]

5:51 Bob just leaving his burger on the dirty ferry table. Either he has resigned himself to abandonment of the meal or we are witnessing a truly dangerous mind at work.

[@imwastedenough]

When I see Bob Mortimer, I click!

[@arronhealy1]

Love Bob's Travis Bickle coat. He's a national treasure.

[@woschaebedip]

I love travel man and Richard and Bob and I live in Hamburg. This episode felt like a gift

[@doubleT84]

Glad you were able to visit Hamburg on a day with good weather. You see, it's only windy when the sheep's fur is not curly anymore. And it's only raining when the water is also coming up from below.

[@mrSam3ooo]

Love that it’s this combo and for my home city. Such a fan of both these guys!

[@trynewhardstuffpls9572]

Bob might just be the best person ever

[@johnwhittington2998]

Bob is legitimately my Favorite comedian

[@fredfat1606]

a rare event - comedians who are actually funny

[@Bcsmith333]

They make a great pair!

[@sirwoodofeast9497]

Their somewhat matching jackets are so adorable.

[@BrandeeMack]

My new life's purpose: meet Bob Mortimer and make him laugh. 😤

[@81Mace81]

Now THAT is a fine life goal!

[@crummdog8125]

I’ve met and got a pic with him. Bucket list ✅

[@10-YearPlan]

"...Worried that my morning sausage ring is about to be bust wide open..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NoLefTurnUnStoned.]

It was €7.90. I can really taste the saving! 😂

[@Dostwyn]

Interesting fact: At 0:43 you can see that Richard made a mistake and typed "against mzy will". This probably happened because on the German keyboard layout, the Z and the Y key are switched, so he typed Z when he wanted to type Y.

[@snowyrichmond5445]

That man saying “morning sausage” with his accent has me in fits. Mortimer almost bursts into laughter, and it does make me wonder if the Germans really do have different sausages for different times of the day. Like, come on love, the kids have gone to bed, let’s break out the evening sausage......that sort of thing 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@RobertHo987]

Not German but i think it's him thinking of the english breakfast but couldn't think of the word breakfast

[@abstellkarma3072]

not really. We just don't eat sausages in the morning in Germany. And germany has a big variety of sausages coming from different parts of the country. I think that's why he wanted to differentiate

[@D0MiN0ChAn]

@@RobertHo987 As a German, I think that's the most likely thing, epsecially considering his difficulties with pronouncing "breakfast" afterwards. Germans barely eat sausages in the morning (at least not where I'm from, could be a completely different thing down in Bavaria, for instance), we most often just eat varieties of bread with different toppings. Or oatmeal/cereal.

[@vickijohnson4668]

Snowy Richmond, I think I love you😍😆

[@snowyrichmond5445]

@@vickijohnson4668 you're just like the rest of them aren't you Victoria - just after my morning sausage 😂😂😂 Disgusting 😂😂😂

[@georgantonischki1188]

Labskaus is one of my favorites. It tastes up the same as down, that's what i learned in Hamburg. I love Hamburg

[@NxDoyle]

I had to step away from my phone during a Travel Man segment and as a result, a whole bunch of clips and compilations, apparently official, autoplayed off the back of it. It became clear quite quickly that most Travel Man content is officially on KZbin, just chopped up and mixed and matched. It'd be nice to see an episode the 'old fashioned' way, one guest, one location, from start to finish.

[@bengrant3288]

The collections on all4

[@RobbieB2606]

"The Anti Citrus League"

[@Salsiccia1]

Brilliant chemistry between these two. So good

[@alisapugh1474]

Nice jacket and patches there Mr. Mortimer ❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️

[@GingerCC-he8be]

Bob brings sunshine wherever he goes 🌞

[@Sinclair80]

Christian with his 5 different hair partings giving them out of date chemicals

[@maryl.95]

5 different hair partings! Oh my gosh, you're so right!

[@ToJoAudio]

i have never seen richard ayoade like this lol! ....future comedy duo possibility?

[@agalleyne]

I love the lady with the ukulele

[@tipperary1082]

Jeff Linton would love this video.

[@geofflee6038]

My stepbrothers band supported the Beatles at The Star Club in Hamburg.....never made any money because they were blitzed out of their minds everytime they went there and couldnt recall anything of the trip when they got back to the UK Happy Daze!

[@GARYINLEEDS]

Thanks for sharing, shared.

[@stevencarsley9976]

❤ love these two working together ❤

[@BooklessT]

2 of my favourite comedians!

[@zetetick395]

Well made Scouse is actually *delish!*

[@emmoerm]

All the hard foooods

[@singenstattatmen5096]

I am still so gutted I never knew when Richard Ayoade was in Hamburg, and with Bob Mortimer none the less!!! And to think I was in Hamburg every day at the time... Just tragic! ^^ Obviously I wouldn't have bothered them if I'd known, I'd just have been very happy and maybe catch a glimpse from afar. ^^

[@101wormwood]

richard was making bob laugh a lot.

[@spaceo8568]

Bob is a treasure and Richard is the man.

[@BATMAN777888]

Brilliant 😁👍

[@ramtilaakchintu8863]

Never clicked on a video faster.

[@55starstruck]

MAKA SHOW MAKA SHOW MAKA SHOW

[@indulgeursenses]

their dynamic reminds me of my best friend and i. we riff off of each other and crack each other up.

[@rych7852]

I always love it when the local guides get in on the joke.

[@tomshaw5025]

‘The morning sausages’

[@majudaem]

Bob is fantastic and with vic or Paul Whitehouse fishing he is awesome

[@jonnyrocket3659]

two of my favourite entertainers... Rick and Bob ... maybe Vic maybe not too pleased...

[@Robert08010]

I get "morning sausage" most mornings but if I wait a bit it will usually go down.

[@SolidGeordieMGS]

@3:40 Bob just sounds like everyone in the audience at Newcastle City Hall

[@potocatepetl]

Funnily enough, every time I visited Hamburg (usually March, April and October) I had good wheater. I know they are not particularly known for having nice weather and it is a rainy city, but for me, Hamburg is mostly sunny 🌞.

[@iseeolly9959]

I love Bob xx

[@lfcwilli]

Should be SIR Bob Mortimer the legend

[@robjramsden]

someone pay these two to travel everywhere, including Pluto, and film it. please. I havent won the lottery just yet, but when I do, and noone else has done it, I shall set up an economic empire to rival the east india tea company just to finance it.

[@nicosmind3]

Terrified that his morning sausage ring will be bust open, but not even concerned about his morning donut

[@crose7412]

Doughnut.

[@spidaminida]

I should love to see Bob Mortimer and Bill Murray havin a bit of a chat.

[@rodsonofgod]

Bob is a national treasure who must be protected at all costs.

[@meahoohenehene]

She sold lemons by the harbor? That sounds like a euphemism.

[@lizziebooth5397]

You and I will never know a joy this pure 3:49

[@thirdeye147]

Lovely with fish lemon.

[@londonlady227]

Bob is a national treasure.

[@SheriffWhipple]

Bob Mortimer looking like an ageing Dr Evil in the thumbnail

[@thehillshavepiestoot]

Bob is life

[@NDBit]

Post the full episode, please!

[@CJJC42]

Bob is top tier

[@johngulyas4334]

“Let’s see what’s up there!”

[@RandyJames22]

So _that's_ how you test for lemon smuggling.

[@sophiechandler955]

Well you know what they say ‘ if life gives you lemons.....’ 😆

[@decker7202]

3:13 ‘mad cow’ 🤣