Trick Or Splurt (277) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Next up on the tour: Savanah, Denver, Boston let's do it! chrisdelia.com/tour

[@Luissm99]

Bring back TMP

[@grwebb3]

Got my ticket to the tour last night! Life Rips!

[@Blackdragon512k4]

Dude who got thrown and chick that slammed into the elevator woke up thinking, "WEST SIDE! WHO BANGIN ON THE TRANSFORMERS!"

[@jamiemccarty3708]

Bro you should edit this video and take out the Tua jokes. The guy got seriously hurt. His career is over they say. Nothing funny about it

[@michaelpercella5999]

See you in JAX in Dec......yes there are a few of us here so thanks for coming.

[@sherbetyeezys8648]

I honestly think Chris is a genius level solo podcaster. His improv and physical performance of the jokes like they just pop in his head right that moment and ability to make it seem like we are just hanging out with him and he is showing us shit he found online is so good. I think he actually compresses his audio to wich is great when you wear headphones, some podcasts are so bad with one low talker and the person blowing your ear drums out.

[@goodnessmercybegood2all450]

It’s the west side in him xxx

[@pr0l0gue]

He’s the guy who dingles car keys in front a of baby for adults, but actually good at it

[@Mako-se8uj]

He absolutely killed it on TMP. That podcast made me a fan of his for life. To this day, the funniest podcast of all time.

[@HXLIASMR]

He's consistently loud, but has very good mic distance awareness relative to what he's saying. When he's about to get crazy loud he always moves back a good foot or so. When he's on a normal rant he's like 6 inches away and everything else he's right close up. I'm sure there's a little bit of audio work, but compression doesn't level out audio across the board to begin with anyway, so you're kinda talkin out your ass in a non genius way. But I would agree he's a solo podcast genius.

[@sherbetyeezys8648]

@@HXLIASMR If you set it up correctly that is exactly what it does. Do you think a rapper raps at one consistent volume for a whole verse? It prevents high audio from clipping and enhances the low audio, you can hear the background noise turn up in the clips where he talks really low then you can hear it turn back down when he talks loudly or yells.

[@royaltyitsdifferent]

The "eyuhh" at 16:25 is top 5. I just spit out my drink on my steering wheel. 😂😂😂

[@sj24-]

😂

[@joshuavanover2959]

"you gonna be mad when they fallin on the ground and asking whose banging on the transformers'" That straight killed me lmao

[@SupergoodStudios]

Lmaoooooo

[@joshuavanover2959]

Eeeeeeeeyassss dude. Make friends in the comments

[@ukemisan1416]

“It juuuuuust got me” is now my immediate reaction to any accident😂

[@scozzbaggs9224]

Lmao

[@menwithven8114]

It's crazy that the Miami doctor was fired when EVERYONE on Earth saw what happened and unanimously said he should sit after the first concussion. You didn't need a doctor to know that and the Dolphins from office and management are the ones that should be criticized

[@tiibox4087]

I think he was fired not because he cleared Tua, but because he had some kind of outburst when he was questioned about it and was fired for how he conducted himself after the fact.

[@JFKennedeez]

Everyone on earth knew he should sit out but the doctor still cleared him. No doy he got fired.

[@alf1380]

that was not the "Miami Doctor". The NFLPA fired their own independent doctor for "not knowing his role and being hostile" to the investigation.

[@menwithven8114]

@@alf1380 regardless of who was employing him it was abundantly clear he shouldn't have played Thursday and ultimately thats on the team and specifically on the head coach. It would be different if something happened that wasn't so noticeable and public but the coach watched the entire world complain that he even came back in after the first concussion so it was clear everyone was watching closely to see his decision. He let him fucking play four days later because the Dolphins are playing decent for a change and that's it. Of course Tua would say he's fine and wants to play and maybe even a doctor can clear him but the coach has ultimate say...

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

Some people think some other people are disposable

[@heatherclear5903]

Good morning, babies! The landscapers woke me up and I was trying to fall back asleep, but now I have my weekly therapy to listen to. Earlier than normal, I might add. Life rips!

[@mikeg8357]

Let me splurt on u anyway ?😊

[@doodahman2995]

She knows what she wants... She knows what she wants.... And just how to get it.

[@nicholastucker9071]

Landscapers need to be full electric by the year 2023 😂

[@goodnessmercybegood2all450]

@@nicholastucker9071 genius !!!!

[@jdoe37362]

@@nicholastucker9071 as a landscaper I can say it won't even happen in the next 5 years, sorry bro😏✌

[@Life_Rips]

The Dr is like "files done" 💀🤣

[@intalect1]

Biles done

[@VegoHarrisTV]

Ready to make friends in the comments!

[@Good_at_clips]

Chris cult!

[@Ezfitlife]

Let’s go!

[@605gbird]

hey friend

[@treylyde999]

I’ll make you famous

[@carriemroczkowski9409]

Hiya, friend:)

[@thatguy9807]

Seeing these uploaded always gives me a dopamine ruuuush. Runk.

[@catscanrv]

Runk.

[@AjFatal]

Getting my wig pushed back in Rockford tomorrow night! 🤙

[@SupergoodEdits]

This episode was 🔥

[@odnilniloc]

Haven’t watched in a while, played this after getting home early from work and life is perfect again. I forgot just how funny Chris’ solo podcasts are. Genius level at times.

[@williedame4406]

9lvl

[@gustavo_oviedo]

the "file's done" clip fuks me up every time. almost spit out my coffee today.

[@joonsantini]

That kid FLEW!!!

[@MustacheMarauder]

Dudesy topics hittin hard on this episode of congratulations.. let’s get that Chris and dudesy collab

[@adangerousboy]

Wull that's a different podcast dude

[@libertarianpunk8558]

Home shopping network bloopers is my favorite thing on the internet as well chris I can tell by your face when you watch it you love it as much as I do

[@Michael-ld2np]

100% spot on about the Tua situation. Tua himself WANTED to play and everyone’s acting like we forced him out there at gun point lmao

[@Danasaur_123]

This is why I love Thursdays

[@isaacrayburn969]

Everytime I see that pic of Tua I’m like WHO BANGIN On ThE TRANSFORMER

[@franciscoreyes9522]

It was impossible to listen to this at the gym and not look like a maniac, cracking up.

[@epheyeTK]

Life isn't ripping so much right now. This helps:)

[@ericeverett8135]

Here at Conflagbanations pomcast, we only talk about the real hard hitting issues.

[@richkrupansky1339]

When he said they cut to a puppet and he was laid back on the chair 😆 🤣 😂

[@islanddoggear]

I can go a while without watching this podcast, and I’ll come back and it never fails me 😂😂

[@damianives2722]

Perfect timing was just watching old reruns like this is my favorite sitcom or w.e man

[@DelBoch1654]

The dating app segment had me crying from laughing so hard 🤣🤣

[@captainhowdy9297]

PAH DAY NOOO PAH TAY NUHHHH

[@mannsjewellery]

Trans lover spotted

[@_MrWavy_]

Reporter “how are you feeling Tua?” Tua “BARDAR”

[@thekingofkings777]

you could seriously play the "it just got me clip" every podcast and I'd laugh every damn time😂

[@morgonemusic3372]

“Don’t smile at me because I just think you want something from me.” S’deeper

[@nickbf01]

Can’t wait for “the right stuff slams”

[@xnxtlvlx4194]

Red pill D"Elia is my favorite D'Elia. "DON'T PUSH ME!!"

[@xnxtlvlx4194]

@@ZazVocals And just like that we became friends in the comments! lol

[@ethanisnotme]

the ease with which that man threw that kid over the counter has become my inspiration to go work out

[@ALEXJOHNSONTV2]

a piece of that JUST GOT ME

[@dct623]

Chris's description of liberal dating app is 💯 tinder here in Portland

[@chrispetronzio]

Ha yup

[@nickskolsky2560]

Tua was walking in cursive after the first concussion and definitely should not have been in there this last weekend … WESTSIDE 🖖🏼🤞🏼🤪 Seriously tho folks, I hope he has a full recovery 🤙🏼❤️😎

[@B8BBB8B88BB8]

He had convulsions in his hands on the ground after the first concussion but nobody wants to talk about that. This was a gross take by Chris. Nice Emojis...

[@machinagirl]

Chris making me laugh inappropriately about Tua. Just send me to the log cabin now babies. I can’t. 😂 😂

[@etzahi16]

Your singing voice is mesmerizing especially when it does the little yodel thing 😂 “dance with my father agaiiiin” 😭

[@gamerthug5oh]

I totally agree with your take on football and concussions and CTE and what not. These people know what they're signing up for. They get paid a lot of money, and it's not always safe but it provides a huge opportunity for a lot of people that are more than willing to take the risk.

[@ZeroCash91]

Seeing that guy get thrown was more satisfying than anything that could have happened 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@JonathonConnorOfficial]

Hey man... thanks for the heads up on TheRIGHTstuff app....! I have scored already 3 times with that app.... FK Yeah BRUH!!!!

[@anthonyb1430]

Crazy that he is confusing getting fired for malpractice with cancel culture. Dude legit misdiagnosed a patient that could have made him (Tua) a permanent vegetable.

[@theclutchxgawd]

Accountability = cancel culture to Chris. Hes been bitter ever since he got cancelled.

[@gcallender1979]

Just went from 😢to 😃 listening to this! Thank you!

[@tinxrose]

when Chris plays the wrong song and it’s Coldplay Sparks ☠️😂☠️😂

[@Dboytrace]

Bank Teller: doing anything fun for the weekend? Chris: you work at Wells Fargo…

[@jackg5492]

You’re wrong about the football concussion. Big fan

[@lkhan11]

I lost it when he hit the 'files done' sound...sprayed coffee everywhere!

[@tyzilla2k]

got my coffee and I now I got congratulations lets gooo

[@JunkBondTrader]

He said "I smell like a bed of flowers.......................... No dirt." 03:41 Reminds me of Drake wanting his chips with them DIP!

[@shaunadams297]

"Well he has to be conservative" I lost my shit hahahaaaaa

[@aloeup2121]

Was at a Starbucks and had my phone out on the table while I drank my coffee. Kid came by and asked a dollar and while I reached for my wallet he grabbed my phone and towards the door. Before I could think I jumped up and chased him. He got about 20 yards outside the store before I tackled him. Cops came. Did nothing. Cause course they didn’t.

[@jennabolmgren]

My favorite part of The Right Stuff dating app is that only dudes signed up for it. 😂

[@DanielColageo]

"The toppings of the pizza HAVE the toppings of the pizza." Classic.

[@someoneelse6119]

I ripped the filter off of a cigarette and took a hit. Almost passed out as soon as you started talkin about passing out. weird. We’re on the same page bro. Sincerely, The Scooter Guy in the yellow Jay’s.

[@Joe-vc7wn]

Told my Dad me and my brother are goin away for Thanksgiving, Dad loves the idea. Thinking of booking a trip for himself and my stepmom🤣

[@pastuv92]

My man said Tua Bogdanovic 😭

[@semirjemill]

“Hey there how are you?” “NNNNNOPEE DUDE.” 😂😂😂

[@jaredstone3339]

Life is not rippin right now but LIFE RIPS DUDE!!!!

[@Ezfitlife]

I’m ready for some silly goose time!

[@shanepinkston7164]

I remember when Joe Rogan also said he was a Liberal.

[@Ynot_815]

Can’t wait going to see you in Rockford!

[@Realworldnews247]

Pizza, ice cream and burgers are food of the gods !

[@stormyo2371]

I absolutely love when ya do the southern white farmer voice lmaoooo at about 19:30

[@jacobking5400]

"is Kevin Costner in my eye asking Dennis Hopper 'where's the girl?' cos this shit's Waterworld! Dance with my faaaather agaaaaiiin~" The most Chris D'elia sentence of all fucking time xD

[@giftedsnootist]

Honestly, I’d be down with Chris playing the Samurai video every week 😂

[@zebulunashcroft6623]

When the kid runs over to get the fries!! HAAHAHAHA OMG

[@brittanystrawley3331]

This is one of the best episodes I've heard in a while well done! Use this as new material!

[@Kobeautycincy]

Ayyeeee needed this today Chris! I’m going through a breakup and I swear your podcast is helping me so much. Appreciate you!! 🧡

[@doodahman2995]

Wanna make friends in the comments? 😉

[@Manhandle730]

@@doodahman2995 back off bro!! I’ve been promised her hand in matrimony!!!

[@captainhowdy9297]

Ay Chris, 4:00 regarding your oily hair issues, wash your hair less! If you wash your hair too frequently, your scalp will over-compensate for the lack of essential moisture by producing higher amounts of oil than normal. I know this first-hand as someone with normal/oily combination skin/scalp.

[@freesafety2009]

Chris, my gf and I watch everything you have ever posted on KZbin, we are waiting for you to come back to Cleveland! Please schedule something here soon! That would be the best Christmas present for my gf, honestly, she would cry lol you are the best comedian ever, everything you talk about we relate so much to and quote shit all the time😂

[@Dehsera]

The "if you're single and not on this app, you ain't conservative" is likely a nod to Biden saying "if you don't vote for me, you ain't black" during his campaign.

[@Trey_Cole]

I saw lizzo with a flute and said aaaaahhyeas Dude! I’m clicking on the video!

[@zackbender9446]

"try telling that to a MAN" hell ya Chris hard work definitely pushes the paper

[@reedhamilton3368]

sugar be really tastin really good

[@noisiboi7308]

It wasn't the cops who caught the competition guy, it was a fishilante.

[@nickg1743]

Good to see you wearing a normal fitting t-shirt

[@519MaLoNeY]

Me watching Chris talking about thinking about passing out has me now writing about thinking about passing out while I type this. Probably one of the biggest mind fucks I’ve experienced in my 41 years lol. I initially came to comment that it happened to me last week too when I was at work.

[@Thomasolic]

hot cheese on top of salad... drew you crazy for that one

[@joeljohnson8199]

Holy shit…the infomercial part had me rolling!! Hahahaha I needed that

[@SandieCastaneda]

I’m here for the laugh in the beginning 😂😂😂🤪

[@Steveoclassic]

26:22 is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@KawandeTV]

That dude became a ragdoll!! He definitely deserved it. LMAO

[@aarontrondle8108]

How do I submit something for deserve it scale?

[@ericksanchez6837]

Dude!! I was wearing my airpods at full blast and the intro sound , when supercult pops up. Scared the living crap out of me!!! 😂😅

[@changinlooks1]

Being a postal worker has its dangers. Been a clerk for almost 8 years.

[@justline_emup2387]

Chris when are you coming to Toronto??!

[@samster176]

yes shipstation

[@dilly92]

The Tua bit had me rolllliinnnggg

[@doodahman2995]

Who's bangin on the transformers?

[@Spiritbomb88]

@@doodahman2995 WESSIDE!!

[@elliottdevlin8936]

“Hey man sorry you broke your arm but that’s what you signed up for so get back out there”

[@triggsnasty6066]

Your hair looks great here

[@derekkiley]

Kickstart that algorithm babies!

[@MR.AYRAL9]

About you almost paasing out : make sure you have a good sodium level (drink a little bit of water with salty soy sauce) and watch your diet : eat whole grain rice with grilled sezam oil and grey salt / soy sauce as often as you can

[@justinmitzel5009]

Anyone know the presale code for Seattle tickets

[@Dehsera]

This dropped at a time I most needed it 🧡

[@dc0usa]

lol bruh the football cake thing hella funny

[@vincentg150]

That lowkey leg stretch at 45:36 😂

[@AndreiB92]

I was moving things around and at 3:44 bed of flowers sounded really off 😅

[@Manhandle730]

Rip Odell. Gone but not forgotten.

[@tuckedinshirt]

There was no one there when he needed emergency surgery smh

[@Manhandle730]

@@tuckedinshirt it’s a goddamn shame is what that is. Gone but never forgotten.

[@1800cxllect]

Ready for that log cabin 🤠

[@JasonLitman]

596k subs never to be broken.