Triforce!

Triforce! Episode 108! Pyrion's housemates break in to play Worms, Lewis is figuring out KZbin for Kids and Sips gives some top hog-squeezing tips.
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[@aioloswind]

"it was me, you, duncan, redacted, and redacted were there..." oh jeez

[@armchairphilosopher6880]

Sjin and Turps? I know Sjin for sure.

[@MarmaLloyd]

That was my favorite line :D

[@aioloswind]

@@armchairphilosopher6880 no, redacted and redacted

[@CaitSithOfWutai]

god, the redacted thing is so incredibly childish. are people fucking stuck in a harry potter book, where they cannot say voldemort, because they are fucking dumb beyond control?

[@happy6146]

Tiltrud von Tiltenstein Just because *redacted and *redacted are gone does not mean we can’t talk about them anymore. It’s a sad situation, because they were friends. I’m glad to see sips handle the leaving of *redacted and *redacted well though. Very funny joke

[@ritchsputin]

KZbin: Make it kid friendly, don't talk about nazis or anything. Yogs: talks about Porn and Nazis for an hour Love it

[@NummyMuffin333]

I have to just appreciate Pyrion for a second. How many times has he said he has something to say and Lewis just plows on with a different topic. He takes it with such good grace every time.

[@DontStealMyFish]

or lewis edits things ;-)

[@theishiopian68]

might say lewis keeps pushing him aside.

[@JackVGM]

In the space of 2 minutes Lewis goes from keeping it a secret to revealing that he went to Spain

[@MarmaLloyd]

Plot twist. He was in Vietnam

[@lewis6590]

And he still brings up the fact he went on holiday because he wants people to guess... 🙄

[@guabeyo8978]

Poor Pyrion getting labeled as a boomer right off the bat. This is gonna be good

[@alanfish91]

F

[@Enjeeay]

So what we've learned about Lewis over the last few podcasts is every time he reads something he believes it.

[@ribby9069]

Honestly he reminds me of my mum

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

This has been the case since episode one

[@alanfish91]

Sips getting angry about Pyrion doing too many shout-outs is the most emotion he has shown in a a long time.

[@HobRarrison]

Lewis not telling people where he went on holiday cause he doesn't want people to see the canal drowning rates increasing...

[@alanfish91]

*Lewis Brindly wants to access your location *

[@RND_ADV_X]

Lol but actually it's Marzia.

[@alanfish91]

@@RND_ADV_X bold accusation

[@Aleuvian]

Everyone already knows it's venice, famous for it's canals and canal related accidents.

[@HotShame0]

"Me, you, duncan, redacted and redacted.." LMAO

[@TheSpeedyCola]

Zjin and Turps*

[@EmpereurNapoleonex]

@@TheSpeedyCola It's actually the Game Chaps

[@Mathewson1G]

i laughed wayyyy too hard at that when sips said it..

[@hellodelightfulrando]

I love how Pyrion says “I have a story” and Lewis and Sips just completely ignore that to talk about showers and zoo maintenance 😂😂😂

[@NTGisLive]

A triforce podcast? In this economy?

[@alanfish91]

With my tax dollars!?!?!

[@kairutempest173]

@@alanfish91 confined entirely on this tax avoidance profiteering platform?

[@that-guy-pearce]

Love when Lewis just rants for 15 minutes and I can tune out because I know Sips and Pyrion aren't listening either

[@BoricPlace]

Lewis “do you know what I mean” Brindley

[@dickkickem329]

It's gotta be said

[@greennin]

I love how lewis' secret trip to spain stayed a secret for less than 2 minutes

[@TheAldocaro]

Lewis “I once read a study that said” Brindley

[@Abhinnasubba]

As one of the five people in Nepal who has internet... ...thanks for the shout out

[@wowiexist9875]

99% of Lewis' life decisions can be summed up to "I read a thing and I believed it"

[@btarchive7836]

Every time Lewis tells a story for half an hour I just want sips to say “wrap it up”

[@CLBellamey]

They're far too polite to him. I remember on one of the Yogpods he says 'sometimes you just have to stop me' XD

[@frenchynoob]

do you guys think Lewis should leave the podcast, if maybe for a while? Let Sips and Pyrion just talk between the two of them maybe?

[@taj4137]

@@frenchynoob Nah, not really

[@justinpitonzo8988]

The Moco Loco (literally "crazy booger" en español) is from Hawaii; and is a burger patty served over rice and topped with mushroom gravy and a fried egg. (Please correct me if I'm wrong) p.s. Lewis is my spirit guide

[@asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791]

Why does Lewis get influenced so easily? He reads one thing about porn and suddenly he turns his whole life around.

[@sheeep_ish]

55:00 THAT is how opinions SHOULD work! Changing them when new evidence is learned!

[@modernostheos]

This is so weird I've been whistling the Robocop theme for a week now out of the blue, and then this happens, gotta love that shared collective consciousness!

[@poek6631]

Well it’s been a sweet minute since we’ve had a new Triforce episode

[@0050-q1b]

omg " Me, you, Duncan, [ REDACTED ], and [ REDACTED]' fucking killed me lmao

[@maximnikiforov8747]

finally a one hour podcast!!!

[@theframe100]

How can Lewis, a nut-allergic man, not know that walnut milk exists? xD

[@lemon1797]

No Lewis, that was the music from Triforce Episode 2. From the zen segments

[@Deivid-bn6yw]

Triforce: Uploads Me: Finally some good fucking podcast

[@SturmxHawke]

Omakase (おまかせ) means you entrust the selection to the chef.

[@lightnight14]

13:51 Is this the new triforce jingle?

[@totothedoggo]

I think the step-sister thing is so popular because it is a fetish, so attracting that crowd, but not that extreme a fetish in terms to what is actually being shown, so it still manages to also attract a fair amount of people from the general crowd who don’t have the fetish but aren’t visually turned off (or can ignore the supposed story line). This is what a friend has told me, of course.

[@sonicfan2651]

Of course

[@danielfisher7016]

Yes, a friend.

[@ArtofMoJo]

One of the best ones yet!

[@Bird0fPrey]

"Banano in Mama Mia" LMAO

[@macinvictus]

I'm sick to death of WW2 but I also grew up around Cleveland when all that Demjanjuk stuff was starting off- The Devil Next Door was very good

[@Hombzy]

Man, I really miss [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. Their [REDACTED] reviews will be remembered.

[@wowiexist9875]

Lewis is a boomer in a young body, it took him this long to learn the word boomer.

[@ToneMcStone]

Prawn Cocktail best flavour EU

[@AweMjolnir]

Man the mac demos cd we got back in the day had like 5 demos on it. Found heroes of might and magic 3 from them which was dope as a kid.

[@krablord]

"Me, you, Duncan, redacted and redacted were there" What a fucking hilarious was to deal with bringing up folks who ain't around anymore.

[@Memari97]

We should do a poll to decide which Triforce member has the best rants, I think it would be very divisive and interesting.

[@Novaximus]

Thank you for making another podcast. I enjoyed it

[@danielfisher7016]

I am circumcised and I never use lube. No point.

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

Daniel McIntosh How??

[@eldarshield4724]

r/wooooosh

[@mikeydiamond2621]

Oh boy look at the time!

[@ancientturtle]

I like this video, and this is a fun video.

[@emperorbunnybun7513]

Thanks for the shout out Flax.

[@hroaldr8791]

26:30 thanks for the shoutout

[@TheOfficialEpicTree]

What a ride this podcast was!

[@quarterpaul5712]

This episode is marked #109 instead of #108 on Spotify. ;)

[@Sadiebubs]

Play Breeders of the Nephilim, it’s a very innovative game I pyrion would enjoy immensely

[@oomfoof7294]

"I'm experimenting with keeping thing's private, this is something else I wanted to talk about"

[@sheildingepicness]

That demo cd thing sent me back

[@sheildingepicness]

Don’t disrespect the sjism

[@michaelhood6236]

100% he went to benidorm, its the only place that someone might get embarrassed about. benidorm is actually really nice

[@McSenkel]

I actually use chopsticks to eat my crisps.

[@superbigtime]

No, okay, *THAT* is actual serial killer behavior.

[@AweMjolnir]

Prawn cocktail is one of my favourite flavours

[@DJ-fd9gv]

I see Pyrion's a fellow man of culture

[@frog706]

55:00 It's something called commitment in psychology that basically means we're more likely to stick to doing something or what we say if there are social pressures involved such as looking bad if your wrong etc which is why even if it's proven that your wrong, psychologically you will feel much more inclined to stick to your guns and feel right even if your not.

[@oHEADKASEo]

36:08

[@Meximagician]

Is it not common knowledge that most non-dairy 'milks' come from a variety of nuts? Also, it's not truly Christmas until you hear: Bruce Willis: "Yippee-ki-yay--" Person who sounds nothing like Bruce Willis: "Mister Falcon!"

[@dorkyface]

Meximagician NINE-NINE!

[@kuwi8679]

my childhood was ruined by the internet, id been traumatized countless times before i was even 10 ):

[@Datharass]

don't worry, if the internet hadn't life would've

[@trentonallen6562]

best movie sound track goes to Pyrion

[@clb9935]

Me, You, Duncan, [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] were there. FUCKING RIP

[@Speederzzz]

OH HAPPY DAYS THEY'RE HERE

[@chriswalker9641]

prawn cocktail is a good one

[@Kingsleyrulz]

that was an insanely long rant from lewis holy shit

[@romanobrien6988]

This episode is mislabeled as #109 on iTunes...

[@admiralkek5819]

Great episode fellas

[@I_THE_ME]

Good Caviar and oysters are not slimy. They taste wonderfull and go wonderfully with cold smoked salmon.

[@michaelquinn4195]

2 scoops rice, topped by hamburger in brown/onion gravy under 2 eggs/over easy...'loco moco'...

[@TeamVanityVideos]

the double redacted lmao

[@thecanadianguy1662]

FINALLY!!! It’s back!!!

[@Yesidoplaytheguitar]

Lewis went to Benidorm, I just know he did.

[@turtleborn]

whoooa 2:20 just had an idea for a game, border wall simulator

[@4tonmike]

Boop boop song 👌

[@Porpyu]

I am circumcised and I dry jack!

[@TheTechy2]

Why isnt this podcast in my podcast app

[@ReeceLavellan]

What is it with Lewis reading any sort of article and just believing it 100% and changing his life around it

[@AhkoRC]

Lewis's "So it's like this thing but also this thing which is unrelated to this thing but it reminded me of this other thing and how that affects this thing and it's a real thing I think yeah right maybe anyway what do you guys think about that." Uh.

[@user-dx8nj7qj2g]

at first I thought of step sister as half sister and thought it was disgusting, but when they explained what a step sister was I had an "oh" moment, and decided "wtf is wrong with that? she isnt related"

[@Blitzkrieger17]

In this episode; listen to lewis humble bragging about his vacation, then complain about for for 30 minutes... We get it lewis, youre vegan.

[@RexExLiberi]

"vegeterian sushi".... wot

[@RukartBert]

12:59

[@MazHem]

Pyrion likes big butts, but also he lies, his brother does not like big butts and always tells the truth

[@c5on]

Well i think Lewis is a robot and human protocols are little bit buggy. He's trying to fix it with all kind of expert books.

[@nat9380]

26:33 pyrion bruh what about the circumcised girls?? 😤😤

[@drakhoon]

huh I didn't realize they knew so little about what was happening. So basically KZbin has been collecting data on minors, which is a big no no. And as opposed to taking responsibility they are trying to force the responsibility on to the content creators, which they legally can not do by the way. So the issue is if you make a video and make all the advertising for the video targeted to kids, and specifically say in the video hey this is for kids, and then show pron lets say, then you have broken the law you cant do that, you will get a slap on the wrist and KZbin will get a huge fine. But if you make a Minecraft video and say hey this is not specifically for kids, but a kid happens to watch it, no one cares. The screwed up thing about this is according to the law KZbin would be held responsible not the content creator, but they are trying to get around the law by saying you have to mark whether your content is specifically for kids or not, so if you did break the law, they would then sue you for the fine they received for them breaking the law.

[@thenarwhalking5604]

Quick little bit about the whole SS thing. By around 1942 the SS were relying on conscription for some of its divsions. And a common misconception is that the volunteer SS divisions were, well volunteers, when in reality they only the officers and some NCOs were volunteers. I havn't seen the documentary about the ukrainian guys so I don't know if he was accused of being an officer or NCO or whatever. There were still atrocities commited by these divisions and don't mistake me for dening them, but the notion that they all anti-semitic down to the forcefully conscripted foot soldiers. If some if them did volunteers it could have been that they didn't like the Russians like in the case of the baltic states. Both sides forcefully conscripted soldiers on the eastern front and I believe during the formation of the Courland pocket there was an Estonion SS division fighting an Estonion Rifles Division and the whole thing with SS Vollunteer Divisions are complicated and messy. Very touchy history and having it be purely black and white is impossible. I ranted way too much about a tiny comment that pyrion made but whatever.

[@williamchab263]

I miss [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] sometimes :'(

[@henryjohnson-ville3834]

Same. I added a bunch of old TTT videos with Shh-gin. I loved his troll-ness and mayhem. "There's only one queen of the North, b**ch!" As Shh-gin (traitor) uses Snuggle Struggle on Rythian, his traitor buddy. So epic! 😂

[@blenderunit146]

Podcast number says #109. Typo maybe?!..

[@twiiddiix430]

45:15 LEW LEW 😳😳😳😳😳

[@greennin]

you guys seriously need to make an "uploads" section on your youtube channel. it takes 30 seconds and will all the difference with views and marketing.

[@drago2210]

WTH are you talking about. there is a "videos" tab. all you have to do is "sort by" > "date added (newest)". but it usually comes already set to that filter

[@greennin]

@@drago2210 yeah, i know that drago, but it's common practice to put it straight on their youtube page, so people don't have to press multiple stuff to get there. I'm surprised they don't do it since the yogscast main channel does it too. i know it might sound like it's easy pressing these buttons for us. but we live in a fast world. and everything has to be right there for most viewers.

[@user-dx8nj7qj2g]

pflax you're a little wrong on that senile people remark, yes some will remember stuff from 80 years ago, and not 80 minutes ago, but others wont, it really depends on the form of Alzheimer's or dementia

[@Pratalax]

Also "modern sushi" outta Spain seems sus as fuck, you're lucky you didn't shit a laserbeam through the floor

[@spanishinquisition5032]

is lewis back from japan?

[@aaronabraham5029]

Lewis: “ok let’s talk about food” fuck me here we go again vegan rant

[@sirharken821]

Finally someone pointing out how bad porn is for your brain

[@TheMiniMadCat]

Demo of Fallout Krey

[@squishedpea6114]

The logic behind the porn being step sister or step mom, is thta the hottest pornstars are in those categories so people search those to find the best vids and then the creators see the wave of people in this category so it just keep going in that direction and the category gets most watched.

[@vitalik38815]

I'm sorry, did Lewis just say he's circumcised?

[@alanfish91]

He said "some people". What a coy boy.

[@Direk091]

@@alanfish91 koi boi

[@alanfish91]

Actually, he did say that. I just missed it. Haha

[@NotHarpoGroucho]

You're not? 👽

[@alanfish91]

@@NotHarpoGroucho (°-°)

[@darkmatter3726]

you dont need lube if you're circumcised lol

[@Praxis_IV]

“KINGS ARE FAT! LIKE YOU”