Triforce!

Triforce! Episode 185! Triple-dad Sips shares the experience of having a third child, Pyrion is the Judge Judy of his family disputes and Lewis, who has zero context about any of this, says Sauna in a weird way.
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[@TheDeludedFactor]

Glorious pronunciation of sauna. Cheers from Finland.

[@gabrielashworth7163]

fuck im hearing it the same in my head now...

[@JoneKone]

@@gabrielashworth7163 Yeah, it's not Soona =D

[@heli0ns]

Indeed, actual correct pronunciation of sauna. Well done Triforce!

[@Haedox]

I genuinely missed this podcast

[@benmorter1238]

God damn, I have been one of those weirdos lurking in the background. But it is great to finally be noticed and get a shoutout haha After 6 years of listening, I leave my first like and comment... Thank you for the memories and continued entertainment, I really am grateful.

[@MrOmgski]

Fellow lurker here. I will join you in leaving my very first Triforce comment!

[@horrisnorris6478]

It's so refreshing to hear a Brit pronounce sauna the Finnish way!

[@cassu6]

For real! I was so surprised

[@monkeysnake77]

It's also the Russian way

[@horrisnorris6478]

@@monkeysnake77 It's pronounced like that in a lot of languages, but it's actually a Finnish word originally which is why people are bringing it up. It's pretty much the only loan word from Finnish used in other languages!

[@MrDragan19]

Also the dutch way to say it 😁

[@veskupa]

It is. The pronunciation of "sauna" like Lewis did say is the correct way, the Finnish way.

[@EvileDik]

Given Lewis' atrocious pronunciation of the word 'lever' I think we can safely discount him as any authority on the pronunciation of British English, let alone languages that are not his mother tongue.

[@EiriUesugiKun]

Surprisingly accurate pronounciation as well!

[@thecanadianguy1662]

The boys are back! After like 3 weeks of no Podcast your finally back! Congrats to Sips on the Baby and hope everything is going well!

[@fugyfruit]

This episode is proof that Lewis has never once thought before speaking

[@bhume7535]

I mean... Have you seen r/shitlewissays?

[@JamieAubrey]

43:55 So that's why there's a fullstop in the title lol

[@silvernug]

Sips, your wife has delivered you three heirs, I only hope they do not feud over your claims when yee pass. Long live thine lineage!

[@jslewis]

Sips should join the Canadian Olympic baby making team

[@thefinal9923]

Damn, Sips' google rage search point ... I thought I was the only one who did that.

[@darrenfleming7901]

"why is *x* game garbage" is the oldest one in the book

[@huggleton]

I’m just imagining Sips singing “You’re a big girl” to his baby...

[@dylanb3283]

Didn't think we'd get one until next week! It's good to be listening to the boys again

[@danglyjackson1]

The full stop in this video title is a good touch

[@Wyattporter]

What Pyrion describes with the gun-nut KZbinr is what the Lego review KZbinr JANGbricks does. He speaks very precisely and includes lots of caveats in his speech to ensure he can’t get “well, actually”’d by his commenters. I wouldn’t say he’s crazy, but it’s very interesting.

[@spacecowboy3719]

Thanks for saying it

[@namnams1495]

9:10 that "rage search" is something i've done wayy to often. and just did with fallout 4 because their manufactoring DLC just doesn't work with weapons because they launch most weapons into the air, which is the most infuriating stuff ever. especially since i just wanted to have some fun loot sorting

[@surface-to-airmissilelaunc4656]

the irony of lewis talking about echochambers

[@spacecowboy3719]

I agree

[@SairyFairy]

As someone who has never commented, liked or engaged in any way apart from listening, I'd like to say thanks for the shout-out and appreciation 😆 Also congrats to Sips and Mrs Sips on the new baby, I love hearing the parenting stories as I'd like to be a parent myself and it's like taking notes for the future 😆 I always think I'm most like Lewis with his usually well rounded but sort of basic opinions on things and Sips is the best guy, always perfectly timed with his comical interjections when Flax is getting a little too passionate about something he hates. Cheers for making me feel like I'm hanging out with some mates

[@SairyFairy]

Oh! And Lewis always mispronouncing things always cracks me up, he's still saying bloody 'tuturiol' after all these years

[@Wyattporter]

Congrats on finally popping that baby out Sips

[@voice2982]

what a wonderful birthday gift, a triforce sowna

[@T123H123]

I'm a lurker that's listened to all podcasts whilst gaming but never liked or commented..., I have crawled from the pit to acknowledge you guys acknowledgeing us xD

[@benny802]

Ah finally, I was gonna get ready to jump into my white van, drive past yous and shout “Oi lads, where’s the fackin’ Triforce Podcast?!” And then speed off

[@Amogusmegacock]

1st comment on any Triforce episode, been watching since the beginning. love the show boys keep it up

[@jammyblob1]

That constance refrence enlarged my pupils greatly

[@deusirae7867]

Loving the full stop in the video title 😆

[@8TheBMAn8]

Glad the guys are back!

[@toadstooltadd3843]

Best ad segue I’ve ever seen lads

[@thomasschillinger7867]

WOOP IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG

[@MiniVito24]

Living here in the US and I can say that not everyone had AC, and this year was hell.

[@SmartMario1]

Happy you're back!

[@shinden15]

OMG I been noticed by them even though I was lurking for years now. :-D >.

[@CapitolxFury]

Love the thumbnail. Great episode lads!

[@Drakath-rb6gg]

The boys are back in town!

[@elk3195]

I feel we should get an additional 30 min of podcast for every week missed.... However, love it as always. Look farward to the next!

[@Datharass]

Welcome back lads. Sorry man, I've only got room for one podcast and it had better have some dads in it.

[@Xanthanarium]

feeling absolutely lambasted for my commenting propensity by this video. Astonished. Flabbergasted.

[@EvileDik]

It's almost like they don't want the engagement for the mighty algorithm. No matter, I will continue to comment on, and like every thing I watch by the Yogs (otherwise I'd have no bloody idea if I watched the same thing 5 years ago), TAKE THAT, TRIFORCE!

[@Jamie_kemp]

51:02 Glad to say I’m a real hero. Well, maybe not anymore

[@acmb_]

yay triforce is back. congrats on the baby sips!

[@I_THE_ME]

*Your pronunciation of sauna was spot on!*

[@ElaDivine]

Thanks for the shoutout

[@Onroomoreroo]

Thank god for this

[@s1lm4r1l6]

Just wanna say I love the podcast. Couple of points though. Pyrion is great. Sips is great. Lewis is great. That's it.

[@spacecowboy3719]

Very interesting to hear that pyrion watches gun content never would have taken him for a guy that finds that interesting

[@RealParadoxed]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

[@marsteller1658]

THE BOIS ARE BACK IN TOWN!

[@ivangadberry3736]

Lurker here love the podcast keep up the great work guys

[@Foot_Sandwich]

Nearly 18 months into long COVID. Just a word of advice… wear your mask, whether boris says you should or not

[@henryjohnson-ville3834]

Nah.

[@Foot_Sandwich]

@@henryjohnson-ville3834 I wish you all the best

[@henryjohnson-ville3834]

@@Foot_Sandwich Dont feed out of mainstream media's mass hysteria food bowl! They are pushing \/accines like crazy. They are NOT FDA-passed and YOU the person being plucked CANNOT sue the \/accine manufacturer, which makes it more suspicious. I also watch a sh!t ton of videos how c0vid particles is smaller in size than the surgical mask's filter which these corrupt governments force us to wear. ALL does who wear surgical masks outdoors should have gotten c0vid by now. My whole family is non-affected. I smell horsesh!t from our political leaders...

[@Foot_Sandwich]

@@henryjohnson-ville3834 Hi Henry. Im a doctor from the uk, and caught COVID in March 2020. I’ve been ill with long COVID ever since. Our government is telling us we don’t have to wear masks anymore and we should be. The mask is to stop droplets containing the virus, not the virus itself. I’m not convinced with the level of protection the vaccines offer either. All the more reason to wear a mask. I hope you change your mind on that.

[@henryjohnson-ville3834]

@@Foot_Sandwich No. It's difficult to breath. Sure, it will be ironic if I drop dead with this China Flu. Just don't force the mask and \/accine how these pr!cks in government and China-ran W.H.O. are pushing.

[@DamnCyrus]

They're back, hooray.

[@EvileDik]

Oh my god, Pyrion semi-naked, mis-naming car parts, I think I might be in heaven! I'm definitely going to go and have a serious lie down after this episode. Back, and on top form lads.

[@kopetain]

cheers mate, thx 4 shoutout

[@JAWhyYT]

Feels wierd commenting but I'm defo one of them guys back when the jaffa factory started all the way until now and never really commented or anything.

[@nathangee7075]

So what I’m hearing from the boys is they aren’t aware of the testicuzzi, the spa for testicles. It is an actual thing, and would be the perfect sponsor for the show.

[@kyno3788]

The Podcast Wars begin

[@TerraZetzz]

Cold showers are good if you live near the equator. People in some countries near the equator can't afford a water heater.

[@GretchenDawntreader]

just imagine, a gun obsessive going nuts ;) Sounds like half the US population.

[@KrystalBraveheart]

as an American woman (originally from texas at that(i live in Pennsylvania now tho)) i will say fuck the heat, i have no tolerance of heat. I run our ac all year round. And I have a fan constantly on me. I love snow and only enjoy the outside during the winter. if i could install an ac unit inside my body i would

[@knitterknerd]

It really is a health issue! Tennessee isn't even the worst, and we get temperatures from single digits to 100+ (in Celsius, negative teens to 38+). And the stereotypes about southern humidity are true. My husband used to regularly get heat exhaustion driving to and from work, when he didn't have AC in his car. Heating and air are essential!

[@allieponce3299]

I do wanna say that hundreds of people die in our heat waves here in america because of the inequity we have in access to cool spaces. especially the elderly who live alone and the unhoused. land of convenience for those who have the privilege to access it :/

[@darrenfleming7901]

And on an even more depressing note the people who are safest from the climate crisis are the people causing it the most.

[@neoblaze_]

I did a venting search just half an hour ago. :P

[@monkeysnake77]

Cograds on the new humanoid Sips! Missed you boys

[@tylermoore4844]

I work in a chemist and yes it is exactly like that

[@gregorB92]

Thats exactly how we say sauna in slovenia where im from

[@MNewton]

That ad though.

[@beardington3rd]

Thanks as a long time lurker.......no wait ......my streak is ruined!!!!!!

[@Cotif11]

about fuckin time

[@SgtBryd]

18:00 sips first time in ambulance

[@Quenster06]

Ah! My lurking is being addressed! Begone interaction!

[@Krystazi]

I've never felt so seen

[@rpreston5867]

hell yeah dude

[@markregan4737]

"thank god" is a figure of speech

[@knitterknerd]

Often, but certainly not always. I can assure you that, here in the US south, people frequently say it literally. Thankfully, my church and family are usually good about also recognizing the effort of the doctors. They also tend to thank God for doctors' training and hard work more than they thank God for healing. However, a lot of them are careful to do that specifically because they know the stereotype of Christians thanking God and not doctors.

[@bernardoaugusto7066]

Welp actually Lewis said sauna like we people from Portugal say it in Portuguese xd

[@biggirth]

*LURK* you can't acknowledge me if stay silent.... Wait... Dammit. Oh well good work boys been silently for years, keep it up!

[@GhostOfSparta]

Idk what are the long term effects of the vaccine etc... and then what does it to to people with rare diseases

[@g3cd]

I'll watch the Hatfilms podcast once they reach a million subs 😉

[@bryanlinsmeyer3521]

The first thing I do when I watch a video from someone I'm subscribed to is click the thumbs up; usually I don't comment or look at the comments beyond like the first two, but sometimes I feel like I have something to say that someone might need to hear so I'll check and see if it's already been said and say it myself if it hasn't Viewer engagement feelsweirdman

[@MrJuiceFreeze]

As an American, I can say I own 7 air conditioners

[@Aimismyname]

pyrion didn't mention england bottling it huh

[@teucer_]

Fun fact: the original Olympics were competed by naked athletes.

[@aagh8714]

one guy also ripped out his opponents guts during a bare knuckle boxing match

[@lin90210]

Hahaha third tour but I sure Sips wants to have a fourth tour

[@RND_ADV_X]

LOL

[@jocking3]

49:10 - A+ for history and geographics Phlax, there was no Lithuania in 1987... it was part of the USSR.

[@chrissheely2834]

lurker here - never commented since SOI when I was like 13

[@twiiddiix430]

Your welcome 😌

[@Jash0192]

The older I get the more Lewis begins to piss me off, I have no idea why but he just does.

[@RobertSmith-yu5fg]

42:55

[@pardus9688]

nice

[@leojosc]

🧡 Pyrion, keep up the good work on all the podcasts! Keep being you.

[@minor_edit]

Ha seems like they can't google anything without getting distracted by a tangential answer that wasn't the thing they wanted answering.

[@DanishVikings]

well, please dont notice me, from a lurker

[@lolianz]

4kg pfffff those are rookie numbers I was 4.66kg

[@lionelmandrake9413]

Paul Harrell is pretty good, Steve 1989 is dope, and i voted for trump. Your audience is varied.

[@andylee7717]

Ah, yes. The entirety of the U.S.A speaks like the cast of midnight cowboy

[@BlueXonar]

15:16 House actually said "You know what is a good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins, you can get them in frog green, or fire engine red!" - Nothing that man ever said was half arsed, it was exactly calculated.

[@Aimismyname]

9:00 hell yeah, i rage search shit like halo 4 tilt skull fucking stupid and read reddit threads or whatever from people similarly raging

[@FrylerMcFrow]

of course pflax hates guns, for being mostly british he is a salty liberal at all times.

[@lewissimpson6821]

cheers i'll continue not commenting lads

[@hanmetalworks]

americans that make fun of these guys for 30℃ are ridiculous. i bet none of you guys set your ac to 86°F or even anything above like 75°. source: im american

[@cameronwilsey9334]

I think it more that every house in America has a full ac unit but those in Europe don't. As an American it seems like a poor decision to not have ac capabilities even if you won't usually need them. It feels like every summer the yogs have a month or two of complaining about the heat and then forget that it can get hot until it does again the next year

[@jmjedi923]

I like how they made fun of Americans for having ac everywhere and then immediately start complaining about the heat

[@nocturnal9765]

First

[@Happy_Shopper]

Hat films are the last people I want to listen to on a weekly basis.

[@wgisexuallyidentifyasprett4142]

oy vey get the jab nice try Lewis, not falling for it