Triforce! Mailbag Special #6 - One for the Hate-Listeners

Triforce Mailbag Special 6! Lewis busts open Pyrion's gorging mailbag with a real steamy one, we explore the strange world of bumper stickers and Pyrion gets wasted in a hotel elevator!
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[@navire_]

I love these mailbag episodes because we get to hear the whole range of pyrion's impressions

[@Brooks385]

Can already tell this is going to be banger from the beginning Big up to Harrison

[@ThistleWoe]

Cheers

[@TheSnoopHogg69]

Look Lewis im sorry but if that doctor (who isn't allowed to donate sperm) is taking sperm samples from actual donors and couples and swapping in his own, thats something people can absolutely be upset about for their whole lives

[@firesotormlizard01]

Riiiiiiight? It seemed to me like Lewlew didn't listen to Pflax because of the voice he was doing and missed how people thought they were raising a child that was a mix between them, to find out that the Dr poured the father's spunk down the drain and used his own. Unforgivable.

[@knitterknerd]

Yeah, I feel like he's missing the point. I mean, the problem he's describing can be a thing, but that has relatively very little bearing in this situation. Could that one person have handled the situation better? Quite possibly. But nothing about that lessens how awful the doctor was.

[@user-sm5tf5hn5r]

Imagine for a second this was a white doctor impregnating non white women. Is it NOW okay to justify being angry?

[@eonnephilim852]

It is something people can be indignant at their whole lives, but being depressed about it to the point where it is always determining your mood your ENTIRE life... idk if that's healthy lmao

[@knitterknerd]

@@eonnephilim852 I don't think anyone would argue that depression is healthy. It can still matter that their feelings are valid. It's an important distinction.

[@pdudOG]

idk about legalitys, but defo many Vans and Trucks have no rear window visability. and in my area it's actully also common too see many cars missing rear wipers or the rear of the car is so dirty that you can no longer see through the rear window nor the liscence plate

[@keepyourselfsafe1386]

It is legal to have the rear window blocked. The law states that only the driver wing mirror and one other mirror have to be functional. So you can block either the centre rear mirror or passenger wing mirror but not both.

[@Lliamhd]

Somebody clip that Charles impersonation, we can listen to that over and over 🤣😂

[@Einomar]

Pflax has done a few of those through out triforce history. The jedi ghost one is the best xD.

[@Lliamhd]

@@Einomar sounds like a clip idea for one of the compilation channels ;)

[@RoblolGames]

Please start editing photos you look at into the video

[@livid_spider]

Yeah I wanted to see the poo tunnel

[@RoblolGames]

@@livid_spider Yeah. Go pool tunnel

[@markwilson7013]

You mean, 'high speed poo!'

[@RCGamex]

Yogventures is only number three in the biggest kickstarted fails. But the thing is successful scams don’t necessarily get counted as fails.

[@FiaraGC]

Perfect ending. The kings speech is done, we can just skip it!

[@CurtisOvard]

lolz Pflax 'I sold it to some guy named Mark, I hope he is doing well'

[@fizzthewizard]

Man, this episode is a serious banger.

[@knitterknerd]

I use a steering wheel cover so that I can still use it in the heat, but sunshades also help keep the air cooler inside the car, which is a big deal here in Tennessee. I still don't see them terribly often, but at least for me, it's more about laziness than anything else. A steering wheel cover just stays in place for years at a time.

[@PotentiallyAndy]

Yay, only 5 months to go. I’m catching you guys up

[@TheNoobchat]

Lewis has such a weird view on the doctor; why is he still supporting him???

[@zeztro]

The Charles impression haha

[@MrLargeForce]

something lewis didnt consider is there is extra threats of incest because there is a phenomenon that makes it more likely for incest to occur with complete strangers sharing genetic traits because some people like to date people that look like them. Now if they know about the potential threat and they find someone they like and they can see some potential problems they can ask, or maybe they dont have to if they have like a website or fb group or something to be aware of each other.

[@klemen1702]

Would be nice if the editor could get the pictures on the screen like in SImons PP

[@ResonantRTS]

What is baby on board actually for? Am i supposed to not crash into them because theres a baby? Cus i was all ready for it until i learnt that

[@cameronwilsey9334]

I think it's more for first responders.

[@Wyattporter]

Can’t believe there are still people ass-aching over Yogventures

[@rallywagon261]

As one of those 32% of Americans what your buying and the laws where you live really influences how easy or hard it is to get a gun in the US. I am from the great state of Michigan. Here we can walk into a Walmart or sporting goods store and buy any shotgun, handgun or rifle we want and walk out with it, as long as it complies with whatever rules the ATF and president have federally in place. Right now that's pretty much anything that's not full auto or burst capable. Though, with the right permit, those can be bought too. With shotguns and long rifles. Pretty much walk in, get the clerk to grab it out of the case , sign a form saying your not a drug addict crimal wife beater, pay and walk away. With handguns it's different though. Handguns you fill out the previous form and another that then gets sent off to the Sheriff of the county you live in. Thus form contains your pertinent info as well as that of the handgun purchased to be kept in their files. All told though, its really not that hard to get a gun, and I am willing to bet the percentage of gun owners is probably closer to 40 percent. Some guns get passed down through a family and are rarely reported, some people dont care to let the gov know what they own for tin hat reasons, and some are criminals that aren't telling the cops about their guns. Also, IHATP...

[@loganforsythe3966]

It has been my tradition to put a grateful dead sticker on every car i drive

[@teucer_]

Thank you for resuming the series on a Wednesday!

[@Eliteerin]

Where I grew up it was mostly just national trust and English heritage along with a local radio station called eagle radio

[@teucer_]

25 mins in and Sips is itching to play Tube station simulator.

[@corradosoprano5408]

Lewis take on the doctor is unbelievablely painful to listen to

[@VenomRaven]

Who is this doctor? Do you have a link or info I can read more?

[@teucer_]

Excessively contrary.

[@mistro1328]

Absolutely grim wasn't it. I lost a massive amount of respect for Lewis hearing his opinion on it

[@BertJonesSon]

Hahahaha painful, he's right on the dont let a negative mindset ruin your life

[@Eiko286]

I understand Lewis's point on the main woman going around telling everyone who their biological father is , when it would have been easier for them to live in ignorance. What the doctor did was disgusting though, he apparently masturbated in another room knowing that he was giving his sperm to the patient waiting in the other room. The worst bit was some of the people found out that their father wasn't their biological father, because the doctor used his own sperm instead of their father's.

[@THEFLIGHTCREW5]

lewis once again misses the point and proceeds to make one of the most god awful takes i’ve ever heard

[@bassplayerbyrne]

which take?

[@krenbenz6991]

​@@bassplayerbyrne I'm guessing the victim blaming...

[@theinfamouskcaj]

PFlax chatting PURE shit about the rear windows in cars 😂 Just think of ANY van.

[@pyrionflax]

"Both the Highway Code and the law says that not only back windows, but all windows in cars must be kept clean and free from obstruction to the driver's vision." You better hope your side mirrors are clean and good enough to see behind you because honestly some dickhead cop could easily give you a ticket if he doesn't think they're up to code. mine are covered in spiderwebs.

[@theinfamouskcaj]

@@pyrionflax I think it's a bit more nuance than that for example the highway code also says: "Window tints. You MUST NOT use a vehicle with excessively dark tinting applied to the windscreen, or to the glass in any front window to either side of the driver. Window tinting applied during manufacture complies with the Visual Light Transmittance (VLT) standards. There are no VLT limits for rear windscreens or rear passenger windows. Laws RTA 1988 sect 42 & CUR reg 32 " which means you could effectively black out your rear windows (meaning you can't see through it) and that would be legal. Same applies for blocking of the rear window when excessively loading your car, nothing illegal against that either.

[@adamgrocco]

In the UK it is not part of the MOT to have a working rear wiper. Many common cars do not have rear wipers anyway (eg BMW 3-Series Saloon)

[@BONESTORM2501]

Hell yeah right on time

[@aley921]

Whats illegal about not having a rear windscreen whipper? LMAO

[@bryanlinsmeyer3521]

I don't know what the actual laws say, but it'd be to do with visibility; you need to be able to see behind you, and not having wipers means you can't see as well in the rain or if something gets on the window

[@GhostOfSparta]

I've blacked out drunk once with bruises I don't remember getting

[@EPWillard]

I watch life of bryan and holy grail at christmas time because i saw them on christmas break as a kid

[@jeremyeagan4442]

that is such a great idea! I'm going to start that tradition in our house

[@wowiexist9875]

Lewis "they're not victims" Brindley

[@Phil_AKA_ThundyUK]

Lewis - thou art a boomer.

[@rpreston5867]

HARRISON! the Absolute Mad Lad LMAO

[@lissytownsendx]

I need the email address to way in on the removed wiper subject! But I cannot find the email anywhere 😂

[@phantom0pus936]

Did they not already have a conversation about that doctor? Or am I experiencing some strange deja vu or something

[@jozeffredericks560]

Brilliant as usual

[@BlueXonar]

I am confused about how Pyrion can be a Dad with a car and be so completely clueless. We haven't had "tax discs" for almost a decade. And of course it isn't illegal to not have a rear wiper... Think about how many cars don't have a rear wiper from factory! The majority of saloon cars and sports cars for starters...

[@Aimismyname]

alright harrison, get em

[@uzukeo]

Right at lunch time 👍👍

[@SirVashtastic]

Awesomeness

[@astraspec]

Thanks for this

[@BrandonKaris]

Yes

[@Cotif11]

IHATP and IHAGV are now triforce pronouns

[@JamieAubrey]

IHATP

[@MrEaking]

Side mirrors?

[@divamon5602]

WOOOOOOOOOO!

[@BertJonesSon]

The fellas

[@MentalAtheist]

Bump

[@dethmin173]

cool

[@Yuliviee]

harisson is right tho.

[@SgtBryd]

Harrison does have a point to be fair 😂

[@nate.draws.things]

On the topic of the bumber stickers: I think it's definitely an American thing, likely because of the extensive car culture we have over here. And I feel like I've noticed the amount of political stickers/decorations has steeply increased since 2015/2016. Oftentimes this of course intersects with our absurd gun culture too, and you'll have ridiculous decals like the Michigan mitten holding a glock. I don't get it, you're basically asking to get your car vandalized IMO. I've never keyed a car, but I've also never had more of an urge than seeing a Trump 2020 sticker, a gun mitten, and a "don't tread on me" thing in the window lmao.

[@Chick3nluvver]

IHATP ;)

[@aronvanveldhuizen]

ihatp

[@Dragmire800]

The people born from the sperm Doctor would not have existed if he hadn’t done what he did. This whole scenario is being phrased as if his offspring could have had different fathers, and maybe wouldn’t have gotten arthritis. This is simply not the case. There was no scenario in which they exist without the genes of the doctor, they would be different people. A bad thing was done that led to these people’s births. To hate your whole existence because of the actions of your parents is an emotional take but it’s a stupid one. For the children of this man to wish he hadn’t done what he did is two things, either they’re living in a fantasy where they could exist without him, or they are suicidal, in which case they shouldn’t be tolerated as they try to spread their depression to their half siblings

[@poonlagoon]

braindead take

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

Or maybe they're just aware of the immoral and illegal way they came into existence.

[@lilBabyBornInCalifornia]

yall are forgetting about anime girl bumper stickers

[@Terinije]

I can't speak for elsewhere, but for my bachelor's in history in the United States I had to write a thesis.

[@lilBabyBornInCalifornia]

ive seen zoomers putting instagram handles as a bumper sticker.

[@THEFLIGHTCREW5]

lewis once again misses the point and proceeds to make one of the most god awful takes i’ve ever heard