Trigger's Funniest One-Liners | Only Fools and Horses

The best thing about Trigger is that you'll never be able to guess what he's going to say next. What are some of your favorite Trigger quotes?
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[@iceman7975]

Never in the field of comedy has someone made to laugh so many with so few words. Pure utter genius. A very special person, and actor indeed.

[@stratpluslover8391]

How they kept a straight face during triggers one liners is beyond me cause I would crack up all the time best show ever.

[@jaggass]

In a way Trigger was like Grandad he came out with one line and stole the show. Tessa Peake Jones said that Roger Lloyd Pack never laughed on set. On one outake he came close to hit but squinted his eyes, gained his composure and said ''Problems Dave?'' which caused Nicholas Lyndhurst to laugh. I don't think i could have kept a straight face after Triggers one liners either.

[@stratpluslover8391]

@@jaggass how he did it was brilliant i would have been on the floor laughing and that scene 😆

[@joeritchie7286]

They had to go through the takes over again till they cudnt laugh anymore

[@veronica3986]

@@jaggass I don't think I could have either.....just watching only fools n horses was a big event in my mums house and always had me n my bros in stitches .

[@edwardcuruvijapenrose5081]

You said it was open 24/7, yeah but not at night. Brilliant writing and even better acting, what a talent.

[@fdsfsd-i1t]

24/7 wasn't said...

[@nathannewns9838]

The amount of times I've pissed myself in laughter at trigger thanks for the memories trig

[@mattinfullvision9598]

Sometimes the scene will start and I'm already pissing myself because I know what's coming, it never gets old

[@captainpotato6856]

@@mattinfullvision9598 just AWESOME

[@dylanhopwood3773]

the scene where he is talking about going on holiday and the woman at work got jealous that final line "turns out she wanted to come with me" that stunned look on everyone's face followed by allan's " ill have a large scotch mike" pure genius

[@vincentmcnally9307]

@@dylanhopwood3773 that's a classic one, my favourite one of Triggers

[@n19ntendods]

“You said it was open 24 hours a day!” “Yeah, but not a night.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bloody genius line! 👌

[@andrewh5457]

We could always go to the other depot.

[@jamiehayes5888]

​@andrewh5457 is it open ? No but it soon will be 😂😂

[@alexlazebat839]

he is right in a way day isnt night

[@martm216]

R I P John Sullivan and Roger Lloyd-Pack . . . 'Closed? How can it be closed? You said it was open 24 hours a day!' 'Yeah. But not at night.'

[@abbimilagon5499]

Extremely talented indeed. Wicked sense of humour. 👍

[@anneeq008]

That was brilliant 👌😂

[@donnicoll1570]

And best supporting actor Oscar goes to..... Trigger. You live on in our hearts Trig. RIP Roger.

[@jeanettesteed3326]

Not only the funny lines fro trigger, but I love the expressions on the other cast members’ faces, great stuff.

[@jamesheath7601]

Trigger is hilarious. RIP Roger Lloyd Pack.

[@mrtoptenatten]

1 word........LEGEND......I need say no more......RIP ROGER... thanks for the laughter you gave us

[@mickholdin123]

He ent dead lives next door to me

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@mickholdin123 Which cemetery?

[@gregwaugh7]

@@mickholdin123 bullshit😂

[@mattinfullvision9598]

@@mickholdin123 That would be impressive considering like Rodger his father is no longer with us

[@neilvarghese6115]

This man was God's gift to us in the form of comedy!!!

[@Growler57]

The broom scene one of the funniest bit of tv ever

[@myview5840]

Its also a huge physiological question, regarding how much does one retain if everything has been changed. Ghost in a Shell is a good example.

[@BlatentlyFakeName]

It turned in an actual figure of speech lol

[@markfox1545]

It's funny but it's a 4,000 year old joke.

[@Trev359]

Done in Open all hours first, though this is funnier. John Sullivan had a habit of using old jokes.

[@MrDkgio]

My absolute favourite is “it’s the karaoke version”

[@fareen2192]

"You put a bit of music on, Dave" "It's a Karaoke version" Rest in Peace, Roger Lloyd Pack; made so many people laugh with his one-liners.

[@michaelacoulthard3851]

True

[@mattinfullvision9598]

You got a hat now then have you Dave?

[@michaelasquith]

"Trigger": "Ain't this coach fitted with a fire distinguisher" ?.

[@robpotter1355]

I can laugh at him before he even speaks, he was a comic genius without doubt.

[@abbimilagon5499]

Most definitely. He could just change his faceshal expression . And that in its self was anoth to make u laugh

[@sandrotheuma4317]

It takes a genius to play an idiot ! Great actor ! God rest his soul 😔😔😔

[@johnsabini3351]

Not sure about that MP’s do it every day 🤡!

[@user-zs8hv1lg2g]

I dont know some people do it naturally. but I must say Roger Lloyd Pack was hilarious as trig and I could watch him time after time and still laugh my self silly

[@mattinfullvision9598]

@@johnsabini3351 They're not playing idiots, they are idiots!

[@jamessharkey3599]

@@user-zs8hv1lg2g hu

[@jamessharkey3599]

@@user-zs8hv1lg2g hibshibs

[@mrtoptenatten]

He deliverd his lines with perfect timing & execusion...... legend

[@brucebird133]

absolutely brilliant!

[@Phoebe5448]

Even though I was born in 1992, Trigger remains one if my all time favourite comedy characters. RIP Roger Lloyd Pack, you were a phenomenal actor who made Trigger!! 👏👍

[@terryross8515]

Thank you John, for great scrips, thank you Roger, R.I.P. You Were the best, and all the cast,who brought , a smile in to our lives.

[@UKMusicCharts-UK]

I know someone who is exactly like Trigger. When I first met this man I said I would give him a lift home, as I was driving along I said "So where about's do you live? Which way should I go?" and he said "I'll tell you when we get closer"...

[@mattinfullvision9598]

That would be a typical Trigger thing to say

[@Marsand100]

🤣🤣🤣

[@KiyokaMakibi]

That sounds just like Trigger!

[@magpie1862]

“They’re naming him Rodney.... after Dave”

[@davidoftheglen3447]

You got a hat now, have you Dave?

[@mattinfullvision9598]

@@davidoftheglen3447 I had a hat once, someone nicked it

[@ryanclark7962]

@@mattinfullvision9598 at a party

[@mattinfullvision9598]

@@ryanclark7962 What colour is your hat Dave?

[@ryanclark7962]

@@mattinfullvision9598 pink

[@pearljam619]

“I lost my dolphin!” 😂

[@paulliddle7483]

Trigger was priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bobbidazzler1343]

Steals every scene he's in. 🤩

[@mattinfullvision9598]

Every time I watch Only Fools and I know Trigger's in a scene I already know I'll be pissing myself laughing by the end of the scene, sometimes I'm already pissing myself because I know exactly what's coming

[@petermullaney6438]

There must be piss puddles all round you 🤪

[@mattinfullvision9598]

@@petermullaney6438 😂

[@michaelpiper1546]

He does not have many lines overall but you remember him more than anyone!

[@alanshepherd4304]

You forget just how funny Fools and Horses was. Brilliant British comedy!!😂😂😂🇬🇧

[@Bullet-Tooth-Tony-]

Another one thats underrated is when Trigger starts laughing about some wigs the Trotters are flogging in the Nags head, Del's like what are you laughing at, then Trigger says "I don't know" 😂

[@honestchris7472]

If ever there was a part written for a specific actor, this was it, the guy had the most brilliant comic timing and such a great dead pan face. We still laugh at Triggers clips even though we have seen them many times.

[@TheFever77]

You can not, let me repeat, can not beat British comedy. The delivery, the mannerisms, just everything is so on point!

[@steviepdoyle1717]

Who can watch these clips 1,000 times and howl with laughter like it's the first time watching. Roger was an absolute legend and his comedy timing was always perfect. Great comedy actor but also a great serious actor. My ex worked at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre and said she seen Roger do some amazing acting on stage. He is sadly missed but his comedy will live on as long as people can see clips like this and rerun's on the TV.

[@davegoldsmith4020]

Trigger made the Dave joke funny, every time he said it, he did it so well decades after the show finished its still funny, it makes you laugh every time you hear it, comedy genius.

[@TablaUK]

Some TV characters become Legends. Roger Lloyd Pack was one.

[@hughmungus1235]

RIP roger you were a bloody talented legend. They dont make them like you anymore.

[@johnoxenham8080]

DEL: You said it was open 24 hrs a day ? TRIG: Yeah but not at night 🤣 gold!!!

[@n19ntendods]

Damn! Roger-Lloyd Pack was a genius!! John Sullivan wrote brilliantly, while he acted brilliantly! 😂😂😂😂📝🎭🎬🐴🔫

[@SR1Records]

3 minutes is no where near enough to summarise Trigger's one liners!

[@johnhuggins1394]

"I didn't know you had a hat,Dave?Hilarious!

[@CB-xr1eg]

"You got a hat now then have ya Dave?"

[@edwardgradidge9612]

The broom sketch is one of the funniest I’ve ever heard

[@michaelacoulthard3851]

I absolutely love Trig to bits... He's so funny, and one of the best actors in Only Fools in my opinion #Trig #Yeahbutnotatnight I've been in tears of laughter watching Trig... He's such a lovable guy.

[@IONLYPLAYCODFTW]

Best ever was drink up were leaving your cramping my style mate your cramping my style Triggers reaction is priceless

[@leightonjones4744]

Everyone loves trigger

[@ashtonslater2535]

Leighton Jones think he was on about ronnie kray

[@joeybill9472]

Trig: Still could have been worse Del! Mike: How? Trig: My gran had one with a squeaky wheel.

[@TheGodlessGuitarist]

trigger's broom is priceless

[@Lindapevs]

He did always have a strange taste in women ....In what way? ......well they were men!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@johnkilvington7527]

Yeah!, I still think that was one of the best lines.

[@sarahbrightmore3749]

And just after he says that, Denzil mutters darkly "Aye, I remember Ronnie", anyone else wondering if he made a pass at denzil back in the day? 😂😂

[@Lindapevs]

@@sarahbrightmore3749 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sarahbrightmore3749]

@@angeloddrev Yeah I thought that too!!

[@michaelasquith]

Was "Trigger" related to the Kray brothers, when he mentioned, his cousin, Ronnie ?.

[@ballsrus7061]

"Alright dave" never gets old

[@robb3532]

He was just genius.. All done in deadpan quality.. Very hard to do.. 🤣 Sadly missed is Roger....

[@mattinfullvision9598]

You got a hat now then ave ya Dave?

[@Y4evs]

He makes me laugh just looking at him knowing he’s going to say something hilarious, RIP

[@cai1000]

Thanks for posting this... I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sg72646]

I'm glad I was around to have witnessed OFAH. Probably the best comedy show of all time!

[@TheBwsbert]

You got a hat then have you Dave 🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally know everything line he’s done and I never get bored still crack me up now

[@mattinfullvision9598]

I had a hat once, someone nicked it at a party. Had my return ticket in the brim, I had to walk all the way home from Plumstead

[@RogerRae-p6w]

Didn't you see the mind your head sign, course I did but in those days I couldn't read 😂😂😂, absolutely brilliant

[@karolbarnes3271]

He was absolutely hilarious and absolutely brilliantly played by Roger lloyd pack absolute genius actor portraying trigger (if it's a girl their naming her sigourny after an actress and if it's a boy Thier naming him Rodney after Dave 😂😂😂😂😂) I just can't 😂😂😂 I howled at that 😂😂😂

[@williamgarrick1787]

Brilliant and Trigger was brilliant

[@jumbo8996]

Who on earth can possibly give a thumbs down to this...? 😂😂

[@71poiuytrewq]

"Yeah, it had my return ticket in the brim".. For some reason, this line always cracks me up!!🤣

[@richardwest1054]

"Trigg if the police ain't looking for them why did you hide them under the table"......"cause ya never know when their gonna start looking for them"😂😂😂😂

[@Jessebella1]

The beatles manager loool

[@tuicr8992]

You knew when Trigger popped up, you were going to laugh.

[@davehowling1934]

Trigger made it what it was ,his timing and comedic genius was perfect

[@garynewis8293]

What a scream,with only fools and horses,I wouldn’t need any other comedy again ever,funniest comedy by 100 miles,funny all the time.

[@Coquillages]

I can't believe the coach scene wasn't in this Trigger: "Hasn't this coach got a fire distinguisher?"

[@jamiehayes5888]

You cant park there dave 😂😂

[@ranjitb68]

Great actor RIP great writing ..this show should be in a museum of Great British inventions !

[@grantross2609]

Trigger's scene stealing moments just like never get old tho !

[@ZeuzBluez]

Trigger is the best character in this series.

[@LEK7686]

Jolly Boys Outing 1989 - "What do you think's wrong with him? What do I think... Well snow blindness would be my bet, Trigg! Yeah? I thought he was pissed".

[@mattinfullvision9598]

"Can you honestly imagine Del standing there cutting up all them sandwiches, he probably got some idiot to do them" Trigger "no I made em"

[@joejitsu034]

Best character in the series. Comedy gold ❤️

[@chemdah]

The 'squeaky wheel' broke me LOL

[@Cordfosworth]

The broom scene allways gets me 😂 Ledge

[@scsutton1]

I read once that if you wrote all of Trigger's lines down on paper, it would only come to two pages. Yet every line was a belter. RIP Roger Lloyd Pack.

[@SoumyadeepMukhopadhyay]

17 new heads and 14 new handles 😂😂😂

[@coconutwarrior9015]

“How the hell can it be the same bloody broom then?” 😂🤣

[@mattinfullvision9598]

@@coconutwarrior9015 well here's a picture of it, what more do you want?

[@jonnyfrench19]

I suppose it occupies the same space!

[@pambennett6601]

Hilarious, I still laugh everytime I watch it. Love the broom one.

[@Nose02]

“Still, coulda been worse, Del.” “How?” “My Gran had one with a squeaky wheel”

[@veronica3986]

This broom award lol 😂

[@ciaranburke3243]

Class, definitely the broom sketch is my favourite 😂😂🧹

[@maxbeev5778]

Trigger and Boycie is actually the funniest in my opinion

[@danielc3633]

Ramos international hit man in the professionals they thought they finished him but no all along he's been living in Peckham as street sweeper thats why he's really called TRIGGER .

[@curriehot]

One of the most loved comedies ever, shame it had to end

[@liammckeown9167]

After 'trying' to help give advice to Rodney for 5 mins, parking the van ...... You can't park there, Dave !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tumbles8350]

"he did always have a strange taste in women" "they were men" best line

[@brucemedley635]

Top actor & comedy legend trigger RIP ROGER LLOYD-PACK

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

"And if it's a boy they're namin' 'im Rodney. After Dave."

[@WildlifeObsessed]

His delivery was fabulous and sadly very under-appreciated - IMHO.

[@blakeyyhh5822]

What do you mean it's abit late You said it was open 24 hours a day Ye but not at night Hahaha absolute class 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lakmeister]

"I seen one of 6 those new £5 notes the other day!

[@billymartin1842]

ABSOLUTE QUALITY.....R.I.P. ROGER

[@scroogemcduck7251]

Was stood in the dark on his own waiting for every one to jump out for the surprise 😂😂🤣 absolutely comedy gold, and whoever thought up the line about the broom was a genius , remind me about the 4 candles, or was it fork handles 🤣🤣🤣🤪

[@ticktock8993]

It comes out of open All hour's 👍

[@mattinfullvision9598]

I thought we was all gonna jump out and yell surprise!

[@michaelasquith]

Boycie: "Turn it up, Del Boy". "Trigger" couldn't organise a prayer in a mosque".

[@Greenpoloboy3]

Such a Talent!

[@graemecriddle2295]

All amazing characters but trigger was just brilliant.😂

[@ethanmcpherson3517]

"Yeah but not at night" best line from trigger.

[@cathallynch1]

His off-beat humour was a perfect complement to the rest of the genius comedy in OFAH.

[@philippaine]

An under-rated genius.

[@paulshabba6885]

When Rodney's trying to Parking the 3 wheel van,hard on your left dave,classic trigger what a comedy legend....

[@davie8906]

"the broom" legendary

[@rossmckenzie2433]

Trig made that series🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@robertbierton9034]

Pure class 🤣😄🤣😄

[@stevenclarke5606]

Trigger was my favourite character, the broom episode was pure genius.

[@Tim_3100]

You got a hat then now Dave 😂

[@slw0599]

His Ghandi speech was the best.

[@berni9977]

Trigger absolute legend !❤💛💚💙💜🤎

[@Chris-lz1fs]

I could sit and watch these clips of Only Fools & Horses all night...and probably all week as well! I miss good TV shows like this.

[@James19780]

Trigger is brilliant lol 👍

[@rickylucas849]

You can’t park there Dave 😂😂