Trim Trees with a Laser

Full laser video
• Laser Cleaner Lifehacks

[@skippy6703]

R.I.P. to the 23.732.462.463$ spy satellite that now has a burned sensor

[@NO_NAME-x9f]

Lmao 😂

[@akane754]

The periods used in place of commas hurts my soul

[@Honeybadger5408]

@@akane754took me a sec to realize he wasn’t rattling off a serial number

[@familyfriendly7418]

​@@akane754thats how some countries do it

[@thiccityd9773]

@@akane754 And the dollar sign at the end instead of the beginning of the number

[@frostyvoid827]

I can already see the headline… “Florida man shoots down airplane while trimming trees with a laser”

[@Chachi636]

170 likes? No replies? I gotchu fam

[@Abandonedadelaide]

Hahaha its not even far fetched haha

[@seanmarkham6965]

Based

[@arvinvillanueva1797]

​@@seanmarkham6965 p

[@idk-42069]

😭😭😭😭

[@polarablues64]

if this dude wasn't already on a list somewhere, he definitely is now.

[@lordshuv-rowyoknow6486]

No, he's on every list, and now they can't decide weather to arrest him or recruit him

[@Sackmatters]

Beat me to it lol.

[@keithwoodcrest]

​@@lordshuv-rowyoknow6486😂😂😂

[@normaleverydayman7004]

Can't let this man meet with IDAT

[@KewalTailor]

💀💀💀

[@cakewasalie]

"Best way to save money" *casually spent 12,210$ to build the laser*

[@Alan-ph6ik]

And for electricity bill

[@Wilson-kt8or]

He is the business god after all

[@alexcouch22]

Great weapon

[@DevlonReall]

wouldnt be because it probably wouldnt pierce through vest

[@Osprey1994]

​@Devlon Reall If the vest is on fire it might be distracting.

[@mr.nothing008]

In the future this weapon can be inhace

[@DevlonReall]

@@7th_Sunrise not you but i think it is possible to reflect the laser with a riot helmet glass thing

[@theowhyte1109]

@@Osprey1994. 😊

[@alastor8134]

and now he can write the laser off as a work expense

[@BbBbb-js1qd]

He probably wrote it off anyway

[@CertifiedClapaholic]

That only applies to the taxes he has to pay at the end of the year and most likely won't save him more than several hundred dollars, depending on his income.

[@unoriginalhazard]

@@CertifiedClapaholicthat’s the point, he’s still saving money either way.

[@damieneisenhower2497]

​@Certified Clapaholic you've clearly never rolled quarters my friend

[@beyond-the-soul8651]

​@@CertifiedClapaholiche can write it off as a business expense as long as he uses it for his business. which if making KZbin videos is his business than he can write it off as a business expense. Even if it is only a part-time job just like if you are a twitch streamer or KZbinr you can write your office off as a business expense.

[@skylerking1679]

"My trees caught on fire" "Easiest yard work I've ever done"

[@jetblackwings4803]

CoD MW2 Makarov référence

[@Park-hr1wk]

minecraft moment

[@johnmartinez7440]

Obvious joke

[@jackthehacker05]

If the tree burns down, you won’t need to worry about trimming it anymore!

[@Shawn64999]

@@jackthehacker05exactly, now you’ll have to worry about a forest fire instead!

[@swatrkd]

The future of modern warfare is in a man’s backyard, and he’s using it to trim trees 💀

[@zzz5824]

The freemasons have been doing this for years They rent next door Give you cancer with xray telescopes radar, and then repeat, until they own everything Then they increase prices, Then sell Then repeat

[@snappycat360]

lasers that can blind are banned under the geneva convention

[@captain_kidding]

YOU'RE TRIMMING TREES? PEOPLE ARE DYING, AND YOU'RE TRIMMING TREES?

[@person6610]

It has 123 likes

[@person6610]

Pls don’t Break it

[@coreygames9713]

He just started a galactic conflict by accidentally attacking an aliens spaceship.

[@shaheertashfeen4414]

That won't be a problem, we have the technology to level them now.

[@SilentSlaymaker]

@@shaheertashfeen4414 he does, we don’t

[@x_gosie]

​@@SilentSlaymaker lmao. Like we all have 12k for defending ourselves from aliens😂😂

[@Christianthemagician_]

Aliens: I’m P***y?!?

[@thatboi134]

@@shaheertashfeen4414 Definitely not

[@honk4459]

I just started flying, and I've unlocked a new fear. This man's location should be briefed before every flight.

[@nothanks9503]

We don’t care about your life you never got arrested with weed

[@vali9264]

Yes, such a smart idea to strap a telescope in front of a laser and point it at the sky

[@michealpersicko9531]

so by the time you notice it while flying you could be dead. the only reason you're complaining is because your alive

[@skgalindo7466]

I understand that fear isn't rational but, I guarantee no civilian would have a laser powerful enough to effect planes. Helicopters however. . . Lol

[@honk4459]

@@michealpersicko9531 I've read your message like 5 times and don't understand what you're saying or who you're saying it to 😬😂

[@kweenkitten6207]

“I was worried about fire so I sprayed it” :burns down entire tree

[@Stickman006]

Yoooo You here, remember me?

[@ClashRoyaleKing446]

Yo do you remember me too

[@LoveElisaKiss]

*sprayed with oil

[@tvsie]

Yo, don’t forget about me. Remember me?

[@kweenkitten6207]

Loony fans?

[@pcham7272]

Bro just made a high-range death ray and was humble bout it

[@slappy8941]

Add a camera and a remote control device, and you've got the perfect home security system.

[@tylerw2917]

Aim for the eyes!

[@prizory1101]

@@tylerw2917 as much as people shouldn't get charged for defending themselves he would get charged with mutilation even tho it was self defense funny laws we have huh

[@minimonkeyplay]

​@prizory1101 that's very weird so if he blinds them then shoots them he's fine.

[@Voidboi223]

Fr

[@Voidboi223]

​@@prizory1101 fr

[@Battleboiz13]

"Florida man uses a laser gun to trim his trees"

[@Batboy11k]

“The moves to Hawaii

[@catworld808]

Roasted coconut

[@lezzetsitem]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXPIoGiki9mAZ9ksi=0Toru127mm2Y9H3z🌶️🫑🍅🌶️🫑🍅🌶️🫑🍅🌶️🫑🍅

[@danielmartin531]

How the future is currently going.

[@clemchammer8816]

"Shoots down airplane instead"

[@serenahiggins1849]

Can you cut your house in half with a laser?

[@justalexlol_]

HE HEARTED IT 👀

[@eksboks148]

​@@justalexlol_I KNOW LMAO

[@aeea3306]

​@@eksboks148 I DIDNT LMAO

[@jonathanramiro100yearsago]

OH MY GOODNESS! WHAY HAVE YOU DONE,now he sees it he'll definitely will do that,what next cut the moon in half? For the love of god please do not give him more idea,i am terrified of what he'll do.....i wonder if it's possible to d.i.y blackhole on your backyard

[@superspeederbooster]

Divorce video

[@countjawa7039]

“Pilot flying a passenger plane over Florida was blinded today by a high power laser that came seemingly out of nowhere, more tonight at 8 on abc news”

[@averybaldugo7195]

“This is my 12,000 dollar Laser” “Plus it’s a great way to save money”💀💀💀

[@zporter8523]

I mean I cost alot but if u keep it intact ur kids when they are adults can use it and there kids can use it to it's going to save money in the long run.

[@alphonsedarkshield2797]

I mean he bought it already for ease and money saving on other issues with welding, not to mention if you are paying around $45 a month on trimming each tree at a house you will own long term that alone would even out the cost of 12k in 3 years with only 6 trees…

[@14bqdonk]

Well he's joking. There is even total money he spent and shown in the end

[@14bqdonk]

Btw, that's how R&D works. All the industries, car manufacturer and most things in the world. Car manufacturer changed/modified their machine just to make new design. They spent millions every year just to made a car that even cost as low as $15,000. If they sell well, they get profit back. He can easily get his $12k back just doing this cutting coconut leaves with laser plus profits

[@kuo1337]

you must have missed it when he said he saved the whole $90 by doing it himself. a save is a save

[@Jumbuck1151]

Bro just earned himself a spot on 100 different lists in less than a minute

[@SwedePotato314]

Bro just trimmed the palm trees around his house with $20k worth of lasers and etc. that’s the poorest I’ve ever felt.

[@saucychicken502]

20?

[@Theincredibleh]

But he saved $90 this year from it

[@SpaceGringos3D]

The computer he edits on alone prob cost more than my car.

[@rider338]

​@Matt Casatuta it was actually 12k with a telescope that I doubt cost 8k

[@skeletoncrew3110]

you mean $12k? he very clearly shows that in the video

[@stitch1318]

"Using the laser is a great way to save money" Electricity bill: 🗿

[@WhippedCreamoSaurus]

Just because it’s a powerful laser doesn’t mean it uses a ton of electricity, well at least not enough to make the electrical bill skyrocket.

[@doylersafl8728]

'Using the laser is a great way to save money' The first thing you need is a $12,000 machine 💀

[@sharonrigs7999]

Lasers don't use a lot of electricity

[@itsmayankshukla]

You might think that a beam that goes so far away has a powerful light. But its not like that. A laser covers this distance without spreading due to the shape of the lens reflector.

[@sentinel_nightcrawler]

A lot of these industry grade lasers use CO2 as a fuel source.

[@looneyh-hhhhh4466]

45 dollars per tree is actually the best deal you could ever get 😭

[@xlr_s3np4i89]

Are you for real that what i pay total in india

[@aaronrodriguez4451]

I charge 120 to clean a 8ft palm and leave the trim there

[@Kami_Hollow]

​@@aaronrodriguez4451Nigga you aint cut down trees stop wafflin😂

[@Nate-ek8qk]

@@xlr_s3np4i89Indias average salary is way lower than U.S. salaries.

[@xlr_s3np4i89]

@@Nate-ek8qk true im just saying

[@snakeofminthumbugs330]

You call a tree surgeon and he turns up with a laser cannon.

[@HysjMysj]

Are we supposed to refer to them as "doctor's" too? Bet that's what Ben Shapiro's wife actually does

[@Gabriel-lh7gy]

How do you think Styropyro got the funding for the microwave laser

[@melbournestacker]

Great business idea

[@sebastianglodeck2866]

Shadetree surgeon entered the chat

[@CarLoverPhotography]

I would invest

[@xXmomofanXx]

Imagine roasting this guy, and you wake up to him outside your window setting up this bad boy

[@dannyokec]

😅😅

[@rustycastor179]

You'll gonna be roasted too

[@TRISTENGK]

I thought you said setting your baby on fire

[@DomGaccioli]

Just yelling “stand still!!” at you😂

[@CJmk3supra]

😂😂😂😂

[@doracurry8805]

The way he says welding, cleaning and defacing money so casually

[@Krikitt]

Saves $90, starts Hawaii wildfires.

[@waynebimmel6784]

I heard of flat earthers, but what shape would earth have to be for that?

[@Weirdoh8er]

​@@waynebimmel6784you are on to nothing

[@Red_Ryry]

@@waynebimmel6784donut would probably work, just depends on where you place everything

[@octoburst]

I think this is in Florida

[@Krikitt]

I was joking like if someone in Hawaii was using a laser to trim branches to save a bit of money on landscaping and as a result caused millions of dollars in damage lol

[@pao2725]

Dude just bought and modified a potential classified military weapon of mass destruction

[@mauriceoleary]

😭😭😭

[@X1ZR]

Bro bouta get raided by the FBI😂

[@proxyhx2075]

@@X1ZR He actually did 💀

[@w00die31]

I need his number! 🤔

[@FinesseKidd_22]

@@X1ZRthey need to hire this man 💀

[@BMWF80]

“Here’s my 12k laser, which I use for typical house hold tasks”

[@Thryfte]

45/tree seems like a great price

[@duMaurier15]

You can thank the cheap labour of illegals for that.

[@RogerCardenasIII]

It really is

[@Ghosting_Edit]

Nah

[@dilloncat_11]

depends on how many trees tho, cus if you have like 30 u needa get cut down, that’s like 1350

[@martinwalsh7416]

I mean spending almost 14000 on a laser and telescope then needing a 3d printer id rather pay the quick 1.3k 😂

[@YYCUrban]

Saved $90 by not hiring a landscaping company. In return he got a $300 extra fee to his eletric bill that month

[@beyoncetv9110]

didn't he say he bought equipment with over $20,000 altogether? How did he end up saving $90?

[@cameronbigley7483]

​@@beyoncetv9110 He mentions that a landscaping company would cost $45/tree. Didn't hire the company, saved $90 for 2 trees.

[@cumchumchicken]

Jealous much?

[@Gen10civic]

I wanna know who charging only 45$ a tree. It’s like 150$ a tree here

[@TrianglePants]

GET THAT RICKROLL BOT BANNED

[@derrickbarnes8122]

“Florida Man sets fire to neighborhood with laser”

[@Lookatmycooldog]

dr.dophensmirts

[@fryedchiken48]

its Doofenshmirtz. 3000.@@Lookatmycooldog

[@maggillaguerrilla830]

“Government sets fire to Maui with laser that costs more than this guys $12k until”

[@cucumissativuss]

It's coming soon

[@yungjc2]

...to save $95...

[@ganymede4030]

"this is my $12,000 laser". This guy is living a much different life than most of us 😂

[@scrillthebeast2066]

Bro is aiming a death laser at the sky with almost unlimited range. What could go wrong?

[@mikewazowski6161]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Joepeeee]

Alien invasion because we struck first lol

[@lollol-so7wm]

@@Joepeeeethe only right answer

[@brandonfrmtoledo9645]

He probably could burn a plane out the sky who knows probably not a good idea tbh

[@lk000038]

It's infrared laser, it won't go very far, it's absorbed by the humidity of air.

[@bradleyj.fortner2203]

Dude straight up made a death ray and he's using it to trim trees. I love KZbin.

[@breadboy7720]

I’m crying bru there’s really a KZbinr with a death ray and one goin around making clones of people and actually showing growing cells. KZbin is amazing

[@ilikepie4307]

​@@breadboy7720 also one guy that gives himself a heart attack everyday

[@Twowheelsandadream4]

@@breadboy7720 The clone guy is so obviously fake. If you listen to the chemicals he talks about they are usually deadly.

[@manor-studios]

😂

[@ToastedLobster]

@@breadboy7720 Nobody is making clones of people wtf lol

[@entropic7768]

the FAA wants to know your location

[@mastercobragaming8780]

Real

[@zangzhiao8374]

Surprised this barely has likes, looks like people are uneducated

[@Jeezy11]

Anything that’s that high up it’s gonna be a different acronym showing up😂

[@Industry-insider]

@@Jeezy11 this wouldn’t burn anything that was 5 feet past the focal range and the beam would be 3 feet wide within 1500 ft

[@deezlesteezle]

​@@Industry-insider could blind a pilot. That's a felony if any aircraft are anywhere even somewhat close.

[@melsjunk2645]

If hand held laser lights werent dangerous enough to airplanes wait till one flies in front of this one 😂😂

[@cubercooper5221]

IN FRONT???💀💀💀

[@myshadow3074]

Bro just made a lethal laser weapon for cutting leaves..

[@pichughost7974]

For the low low price of 2 trees!

[@big_pneis]

We also made explosion into a way of yeeting a hunk of metal with humans in it

[@johndc2998]

Your 1k likes now, thank me later

[@angeladeboer8218]

“Cutting leaves”

[@SweetAHE]

"This is the easiest yard work I've ever done!" And people wonder why places like Cali are always on fire.

[@funkemunky]

Except he’s Florida man

[@meloney]

​@@funkemunkythere literally is an online map of active and contained current wildfires in Florida.-.

[@lichmourne00]

​@@meloney did u @ the wrong guy?

[@jaceks88]

​@@funkemunky yea, but some morpn from Cali will see the video and not see the difference in geographic location and danger of fires. Lol

[@eddyram4932]

“Local man uses Laser to trim his bush, causes ISS malfunction, more at 6pm on Local News channel 5”😂

[@YuriMakarov-h3p]

"trim his bush" haha

[@darkmatteracid2353]

@@YuriMakarov-h3p trimmed the entire thing off

[@koiledPythonRain]

Nah not local man Florida man litterally

[@YuriMakarov-h3p]

@@koiledPythonRain I think he speaks as if local news was reporting. Just my thought. Lol

[@elireloaded]

Alternative title: “Florida Man breaks ISS”

[@sumper_man]

And people still think our government can’t make laser weapons😂

[@enderguyx2081]

They can’t, but this guy can

[@RatorGrimender]

Imagine you hire a tree trimmer and they show up with this 😂

[@SuperVitaminD]

I would quit my job and want to work for them 😂

[@Bostonlowkeycrazy]

He opens a folding chair and sits cracks a beer open n starts layering

[@turdfurg47]

Why would that be funny ? That would be awesome

[@DirtyLittleScrub]

That's the future of tree trimming

[@manuelruiz9091]

I need this for work please lol

[@Gaigeyboy_23]

Spent $12300 and saved $90, truly a business god😂💀

[@TheRealYDA]

*S T O N K S*

[@aelouxarchais]

Long term investment i guess

[@leonblum816]

I don't want to know the electricity bill from running that thing xD

[@faucetpower1208]

​@@leonblum816all u need is all of ur assets and that's all.

[@CaesarCeez]

​​​@@TheRealYDA underrated comment, Not many get it anymore

[@SeymourLolis]

The fire marshal needs to pay this man a visit.

[@ghostinyourattic3545]

LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHING!!!

[@Condorlandor]

I belive some of his shenanigans actually have been stopped in the past by some arm of the government

[@meatloafmaniac8550]

@@ghostinyourattic3545 they don’t get it

[@ghostinyourattic3545]

@@meatloafmaniac8550 no, no they don't get the fire Marshall Bill reference

[@atari_hmb]

@@ghostinyourattic3545 LET'S JUSS SAY FOR DA SAKE OF OUR DEMONSTRATION

[@dwightschrute2822]

45$ per tree. Cost of laser with attachements: 12300$. So you'll break even after 274 trees, not counting the time of your labour

[@pokeyrailfanning]

“Here’s my $12,000 laser, I just saved $90 with it”

[@theonlydz4178]

Except he already owned it

[@janka248]

​@@theonlydz4178 I'm sure he threw it away after the job was done

[@P1xls0]

“I am a business god”

[@sebastiangudino9377]

I mean, if you save 90$ every day. It pays itself in only half a year. When you realize that it is a very worthy investment. Even leaving aside the fact that he didn't buy the laser for this, but for his actual business which does directly generate profit with it

[@johnsuarez1404]

​@@sebastiangudino9377the limbs do not grow back every day lmfao

[@mikeo6151]

Spends $12k to save $90. He must be a government employee.

[@RyanJohnson-pz4tb]

lololololololol

[@coolgu3stlance344]

He spent 12k when he built that but now when using it to trim off the dead leaves, he's saving 90$ every time 👍

[@Darlemonte]

​@@coolgu3stlance344 NNNNNNNNEWMMMMM!!!~

[@FreepalestineinsyaAllah]

Yes dead leaf will fall when its time.😅 and is it palm tree? The tree look too old and doesn't produce anymore. 😂

[@MadPrinceSheo]

A Russian one

[@cmf4706]

-Buys 12k worth equipment -Saves him 90 bucks 😂

[@SoullessSeven]

Well he got equipment too

[@SoullessSeven]

He can do it now by himself

[@peepeepoopoo7723]

@@Cisco.313he literally noted it at the end of the video, so no. You’re not the only one

[@burger_lady]

The way my brain reacted to this video was like “wow! So worth it!” NO BRAIN!! THINK😭 To be fair I have a massive migraine, information aint processing at the moment

[@JohnJohn-bq5ow]

But next year he'll save the entire 12300$ so... there's that...

[@ThoughtfulBiped]

Another classic example of a human not seeing past the end of their nose. Shooting lasers into the sky, what could possibly go wrong?

[@leosparadox9757]

"I don't need a telescope" *3 sec later* "Then you attach the telescope"😂

[@Level12menace]

💀

[@dtroy_0897]

I don't need the*

[@herbthymeyt]

​@@dtroy_0897We don't need you*

[@haroonahmed9263]

​@@herbthymeytactually you do, he was right

[@herbthymeyt]

@@haroonahmed9263 We don't need you either*

[@christophersstdtdtf.ggtdyf7319]

Turns out this guy moved to Hawaii and started his own tree trimming service.

[@kelceytingle6486]

I was thinking about that

[@dai-nippon_digger]

Lahaina 2.0 guys

[@Lee-fw9mr]

Omg, too dark, lol

[@xinalorreen2031]

Except that the trees in Lahainna didn't burn. Watch the footage again. It wasn't a regular fire that exploded cars, melted wheel frames, and disintegrated buildings to layers of white ash while ignoring all the foliage in the vicinity.

[@dai-nippon_digger]

@@xinalorreen2031 brah you crazy. I watched those videos. I got friends on the ground. Some trees survived because of how fast the fire swept through. But they were still charred on the outside. Other trees were absolutely burnt to a crisp.

[@diychad7268]

Only 60,000 more trees to trim until the machine pays for itself

[@cumsteak]

134*

[@brave_towel9045]

@@cumsteak 272*

[@dragster2932]

​@@brave_towel9045 42069

[@zylerperry562]

Where do you get that number dawg😂 $45X269trees=12,105- 90 =12,015

[@lamarlamarlamar]

Dont tempt him with a good time. Thats called deforestation

[@j0nn032]

Kevin never fails to make me smile everyday! Thank you Kevin!

[@a.g7891]

Florida Man with money and engineering knowledge is still Florida Man

[@bastiangalleguillos508]

hi tech florida man

[@zakarybourbeau5750]

Just a deadlyer one

[@focidhomophobicii2426]

​@@zakarybourbeau5750is dat how u spell deadlier in floridian ?

[@Macomac]

Bro that’s insane seriously!

[@mgazzz219]

I need it😪

[@tylercox8819]

A pilot just screaming at the top of his lungs as his retinas are torched from his orbital socket.

[@jeremyvanhorn2645]

Orbital Socket sounds like a great grind core metal band name 😂

[@banditoincognito8950]

@@jeremyvanhorn2645 Retina Torching by Orbital Socket

[@zinc333]

​@@banditoincognito8950 Punctured Pupils is another good one

[@eponymouseyre]

​@@zinc333Cooked Cornea might be another one... Just saying lol

[@Dee-vu9ps]

@@jeremyvanhorn2645 I’m so happy 😃 happy 😆 thank 😊

[@MASON13_W]

Now you’ve got some fresh wood You can build yourself a Pizza Hut

[@kazulitheseawing3284]

mans out here living the life, literally using laserbeams for yard work.

[@thunderhead9338]

Surprised to see another seawing here

[@kazulitheseawing3284]

@@thunderhead9338 Don't worry, The WoF fandom wants me dead anyways lmao

[@drakeivy8]

Laser: *misses tree by an inch* The fully loaded 737 behind it: 🗿

[@Eta_Hoyimi]

If he goes missing we know what company to blame kek

[@123goon6]

… and the kerosene music starts playing

[@deadmemes21]

assuming its a MAX, it wouldve probably crashed anyway. the laser’s just speeding up the process

[@Thatonerandomguy1331]

@@deadmemes21LMAO

[@The-aviation-stuff-official]

​@@deadmemes21What actually happened to the bolt:

[@ConciseDharmata]

Dude didn’t want to spend the 45 dollars so he bought a $12,000 laser this is the way.

[@zerberus4036]

HE ALREADY HAD TGE LASER

[@ThinkHarderPlz]

This is the way.

[@dilloncat_11]

@@zerberus4036he already had it yes, but when he first got it he paid $12,000 for it, so he is right ab him saying he didn’t wanna spend the $45 (which it was per tree not just straight $45) so he used his laser that he paid $12,000 for when he got it

[@dilloncat_11]

which if someone didn’t have the laser he has and wanted to do what the guy did in the video they would have to buy the $12,000 laser

[@Operandie]

This is the way

[@Pilot_Gundam_31]

That one space station:

[@idotinthedump]

Dude's about to be on the FBI, CIA, DHS, and ATF watch list next week.

[@Zen_Wulf]

I think the IRS are going to be lookin

[@jmarchery2038]

He already is on their watch lists, you must be new.

[@TheCommanderTDSreal]

@@Zen_Wulf IRS is based on taxes so nah

[@Trustgone2020]

Show me where laser guns are illegal.

[@fmgltdlv]

Don't forget the FAA

[@Goobsloob]

“Never have to pay a landscaper again” *buys 20k laser setup*

[@Toniboi]

He'll make his money back with the savings... in like 70 years

[@kazuares7212]

It's not like he bought it for this 😂

[@gagarin777]

And probably cost of electricity to operate it is more than getting landscaping done by someone.

[@manunova5929]

​@@gagarin777 Yes, and the burn damage he is causing to the plants will probably kill them over time.

[@CoolKoon]

@@manunova5929 No, not really as long as he's using it on dead branches/leaves...

[@razorthereptilewyrm6750]

As a fellow Floridian I hereby dub you the king of Florida men.

[@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure]

As a Florida man, im aware that dead palm fronds are extremely flammable

[@johnnyarm3181]

As a true Florida Man i take that dub back, this rich pretty boy ain't no Florida Man.

[@RossLemon]

As someone's who's not a Floridian I'm wondering who made you the person who names the King of Florida men?

[@julianzuniga8905]

If he owns a pet alligator then hen is king

[@BRUH-xz1zp]

@@julianzuniga8905 there would be so many florida kings tho

[@shrikarthikxd7237]

bro is gonna chop a flight in half like homelander 😭

[@RayOfSunhine2012]

Dude just created the first semi portable laser rifle. With some tweaks we will be walking with fall out style laser rifles in no time

[@tyboofieman3797]

KZbin asked me to rate your reply and I gave you excellent

[@beastamer1990s]

​@Jman crank powered like from fallout 4 😭

[@Duplex1ty]

Only takes a minute to burn a hole in your enemies clothes 😅

[@r7calvin]

​@Jman batteries, heat dissipation, reflections, international law, etc. all pretty much make laser rifles impractical.

[@bongo526]

Power armour vs 1000 degree knife

[@christopherhudspeth6823]

>Saves 90 bucks on yard costs. >Gains 300 dollars in electric bill.

[@liddlediddle7212]

Does the US have prepaid electricity ?

[@treymansfield7919]

​@@liddlediddle7212I don't think so

[@GenerallyRetardedFilms]

@@liddlediddle7212 They charge you monthly but you can pay before they bill you. They only shut off power after you dont pay like 1000$ worth or 3 months on average

[@andrew6464]

⁠@@liddlediddle7212it depends on where you live but most places in the US bill you depending on how much you use and they’ll charge you more if you use a lot of electricity during peak energy usage hours so you can’t just blast the ac during hot days and you should do laundry at night as a washer and dryer use a lot of power so it’s cheaper to use them when it’s not peak energy usage hours

[@ythandlerandom1278LK]

@@liddlediddle7212- some rentals can include electricity

[@fuge74]

this is Florida man energy.

[@Magmafrost13]

"Florida man trims trees with laser, sets trees on fire"

[@Ziggyzaggy300]

He's from Florida lmao

[@adventurtle2533]

He is from Florida so lmao

[@U_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e_n]

Probably moved from California to Florida

[@C4DeadCharge]

@@U_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e_n No, I’m pretty sure he’s always lived there. Literally reeks of Florida man energy

[@V0id1-vr]

“I’m a business god” the other 12k dollars💀💀💀💀

[@Skull_Knight_]

Him: "i saved $90 bucks" The electricity bill: "are you sure?" The nearby town: "why there's a power outage?"

[@-Sam69]

It doesn’t cost that much electricity. “bUt iT wAs A jOkE bRo” 🤓🤓🤓 -someone who got offended

[@notoriousedits101]

Well technically it isn’t cheaper because like he said in the vid his laser was 10,000 and the microscope was 12,000 and the people who charge £40 a tree would be doing it once in like a whole year so it’s not really cheaper

[@yooyo8303]

@@notoriousedits101 thanks Einstein

[@cettiwix]

@@notoriousedits101 $40

[@whackywheels5920]

​@@notoriousedits101 telescope was 75$, he added 75 to the original 12000 on the screen

[@izzeypally]

"This is the easiest yard work ever!" - starts fire

[@RamadaArtist]

I mean, to be fair, once the yard's on fire, that's definitely the easiest work.

[@Lakhshamana]

Well starting a fire is the easy part. Stopping a runaway fire is quite something else.

[@SimonTheExile]

You need a drone with a water canon 😁👍

[@petergould9174]

A drone with clippers 🤷🏻

[@humanhurt2384]

when he finish that he can help the borneo peat burn

[@lukasprien4338]

Fr

[@blacktooth3338]

A water jet for cutting on a drone has a few problems. 1. Water jets are generally pretty big and can't be carried by a drone and most require a powder bag for grit 2. The pressure from the water being ejected would send the drone spinning in the air from sheer force.

[@humanhurt2384]

@AIuzky and how you carry that lazer engine on a mini drone?

[@DragunovDio]

Everyone talking about spy satellites being f'd up by this laser, planes and everything and I'm here thinking "lol defacing currency is a felony with jail sentence"

[@upzp]

“using the laser is a great way to save money” *costs 12k dollars*

[@relate97]

When’s KZbin shorts get so pathetic that you can’t tell if he’s being sarcastic or not 😉

[@noble7065]

Good job! You manage to get the joke.

[@upzp]

@@noble7065 thanks i guess

[@Stachu454]

It will get him around 133 years to get back his 12k Repair costs, energy etc. not included

[@Grey1223son]

Oh sorry I did not see this comment and did not mean to copy it ( I am still keeping my comment up though )

[@thenamestails7152]

"Plus, using laser can save you money" $12,300

[@mrkiky]

well he did save 90$ so....

[@thenamestails7152]

@@mrkiky fair point 😆

[@codures]

12400$, you forgot the 100$ bill in the beginning.

[@thenamestails7152]

​@@codureshm. Good point.

[@kylebraymen2483]

Dude really said “this is probably the easiest yard work I’ve ever done” 😂😂😂

[@AccidentallyOnPurpose]

I mean, easier than climbing the tree 🤣

[@HowardND9]

That’s gotta violate some international treaty somewhere cuz ain’t no way ☠️

[@mr.biggs0907]

Florida Man’s abide no laws

[@lezzetsitem]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXPIoGiki9mAZ9ksi=0Toru127mm2Y9H3z🌶️🫑🍅🌶️🫑🍅🌶️🫑🍅

[@hominhmai5325]

Haiwaii 😂

[@josephmaxwell4992]

WTF?

[@collinfant5146]

I happen to know it does

[@LeoScott815]

"I'll hold the world ransom unless they pay me, 100 million dollars." - Dr. Evil

[@davenobody407]

No it was one million dollars- Dr Evil

[@wyleekan5407]

No Dr Evil said 1 million dollars!! He later found out inflation had made that amount nearly nothing and upd it to 100million on advice and humiliation of his son…

[@livingbarret]

“One million isn’t a lot anymore doctor evil” “well then, ONE BILLION DOLLARS”

[@MazdaRX7007]

How to start a forest fire 101.

[@2024-JOKER]

That’s not a forest haha 😂

[@Crusher6436]

forrestfire101

[@melissaevans4396]

All the men in his neighborhood yelling ME NEXT ME NEXT!!

[@iBridgee]

"My trees caught on fire" "Easiest yard work I've ever done

[@TuneWifi]

Atleast he didn't got a nuclear explosion in his yard

[@saucymgee9141]

"Mad scientist makes death laser to avoid doing yard work" accidentally creates forest fire. Awesome news headline.

[@wolfie54321]

I'd rather a mad scientist with a death laser than some dense couple doing a gender reveal with fireworks.

[@bigpoggers6507]

@@wolfie54321At least the mad scientist one sounds cool

[@AlekseiValkov]

No joke, you could legitimately create an actual laser with the right optics and enough of these welders concentrated on a single point on the optics.

[@Wavezone304]

Defintely a lib

[@frandurrieu6477]

​@@bigpoggers6507And may even progress science or the industry

[@cardibmouflookdumb3260]

Trimming your yard with a death ray to save $90 is insane

[@IsraelCountryCube]

Thats not a death ray........

[@michaelvandromme]

That's a cheap laser ray!

[@PackthatcameBack]

There's nothing that cannot be achieved through sufficient application of lasers.

[@AnuubGames]

Dude is one step closer to building a laser turret to protect his home.

[@epicviewerJJ]

I would not be sharing this publicly online 💀💀

[@antonioromero1125]

Fr he’s basically teaching how to build a laser gun 😂😂💀😂

[@Guille64]

Dude he built nothing he just bought It. Lets not Talk about drugs so people dont buy them is what youre saying

[@aaronstanage6277]

That’s why you don’t make any money on youtube.

[@walter9724]

Who's going to pay $12k for the laser?😂😂😂

[@Guille64]

@@walter9724 someone Who wants a láser😃

[@EyebelieveTheNarrative]

My boy is just blasting powerful lasers into air traffic

[@brandoninhofer6592]

Guy literally spent 12 grand to not pay someone 90 bucks to do yardwork 😂...

[@PipeScholar]

Makes a video of it too lol

[@misterpotato427]

Do you actually think thats gonna do anything or am I just bad at reading Sarcasm

[@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

He needed a scope to focus the laser at just the few feet it took to hit his tree. The laser will be EXTREMELY widespread by the time it hits air traffic.

[@TanTran-xe4mb]

​@@BruceNJeffAreMyFliesyou can blind air traffic with a hand held presentation laser pointer. This is orders of magnitude more serious.

[@mikeymeyer2982]

Dude is talented as hell

[@doggofv]

pointing a welding laser into the sky seems illegal...

[@twilightparanormalresearch186]

All the sudden you see in the video a satellite come down on fire

[@BrooklynBalla]

It’s not illegal unless you interfere with air traffic or satellites.I doubt it has enough range to do anything like that.

[@offering9255]

It might mess with an air vehicle when pointed at one but no shot it hits a satellite

[@parzival2077]

do you people realize how fast satellites move relative to us?? Check a video on it and see just how quick they move, it would look like a shooting star from your perspective Also the Lazer ain't doing crap to any air traffic

[@aparnarai3708]

​​@@parzival2077depends on the kind of satellite Some satellite move with just enough speed(equal to Earth's rotational speed) to keep their position wrt to the place they are monitoring just in their view While some move faster to monitor multiple things Edit: but yeah Lazer won't do anything unless it's too powerful

[@Tyiriel]

My guy trims trees with his laser not realizing he can catch 2 cooked birds with 1 beam

[@MeanBeanComedy]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@JoseQuarvo818]

This foo started the fire in Maui

[@FlawlessP401]

Lmao

[@bipolar-tiger]

Remote arsonry

[@dylanschnarr3293]

😂

[@adriandeere847]

He should test it on that shade of blue.

[@xxKuroKajixx]

Omg my uncle lives there!!

[@bloodvayne8183]

Hits a plane “wasn’t me officer”

[@redbowl5887]

Bro really said is a gud way to save money.

[@krzyk6014]

*spent 12 bands on the laser

[@ObeyIzuna]

Yeah that fucked me up! Spent 20k a landscaper would have charged him like 500 bucks 😂

[@justinpickett2139]

His sarcasm went over your head. Or yours went over mine

[@ahazureus]

Pah-ha-ha-ha-ha, Bro, Really? He actually said, "I saved money". Lol-lol-lol.

[@DonDigz]

Ikr buy a 12k lazer to cut a couple of leaves down😂

[@michaellochner9145]

As a pilot, I can't help but be concerned if I'm flying over that at night at 4000' and the laser cuts through and shines into my cockpit. What happens to my eyes?! We've had some pilots devlop scotomas from strong lasers at low altitudes and this seems waaaay worse. 🤔

[@austinmccon2759]

I've heard that lasers cone out into a wider beam of light that far away. Sounds like a pilots worst nightmare.

[@Notmeggii]

Idk but then you follow the laser with the plane and get your revenge

[@timehunter9467]

I think in the U.K. if you get caught you can get in serious trouble for doing it.

[@kamisama9715]

close your eyes

[@BirdwellingtonAmalgamation]

You sure you're a pilot? I'm pretty sure they just sleep up there. Planes fly themselves, its the take off and landing that are tricky.

[@mclovin2408]

Dude spent 12 grand to save 90 dollars, his goals are beyond our understanding.

[@maireen3517]

and how much is the electric bill

[@mclovin2408]

@@maireen3517 I didn’t even think of that but probably more than 90 dollans.

[@oofoofoof-yz8xt]

Imagine ur friend asking what you do for your free time and you just say “ I like to trim my trees with a lazer”

[@ShaveAss]

“Local man dies after causing a massive fire in his back yard with an industrial grade laser he bought off of eBay”

[@arunr4407]

lollll

[@bobnelly2716]

*Florida man

[@Scumful]

*florida man

[@junez.mobile]

Bro that’s some crazy home defense he got there

[@novaflextape4410]

😂

[@realbrownblackhuman1317]

CANADIAN WILD FIRES

[@this_charming_manatee]

“I’m a business god” See’s this month’s power bill “I would like to apply for financial assistance”

[@JDER-wv1ng]

“I’ll never financially recover from this”

[@Blank-xs7kr]

😂

[@Kingston-i8g]

Tbh bro is a lethal threat

[@imeneanze]

Bros gonna pull up to Ukraine with the laser gun

[@firefighte]

​@@imeneanzeon their side right? Right...

[@imeneanze]

@@firefighte >:)

[@MiguelGarcia-vj7oo]

​@@imeneanze Bro did Lahaina..... LMAO 🤣

[@Ashishsharma-fw8nu]

This guy is the real life doofinshmerts

[@Schlabbeflicker]

"Florida man employs anti-missile laser to avoid doing yard work"

[@DuncanWilliamsOFFICIAL]

Employs? It isn't getting paid! He DEPLOYS that to shoot, soldier! Hahahaha