I'm on Ozempic and I'm Blowing Ass with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast

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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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[@AO_35]

trix looking more bald than usual somehow

[@marvinraphaelmonfort8289]

the diet tina

[@stepanhybl9017]

Fresh shave

[@ethanmills8685]

There's no hat today 😂

[@illmakeuhowell]

it's the all black

[@erin9707]

her hairline is receding 😢

[@ambersanders3235]

Shout out to the giant, age filtered, framed picture of Katya in drag, just camping out behind Trixi for the entire pod. Unreal. Praise these biological women.

[@naurcho]

I found it today on one of Katya's stories on Instagram that she has one of Trixie, too 😭

[@phanuelpowell7744]

There’s a big portrait of Trixie leaning against the wall behind Katya too 👀 maybe they’re set additions for the next ep?

[@bycraft.design]

I literally thought that was charo

[@Rai_S82]

​@@bycraft.designNOT THIS 🤣🤣

[@Jack-la]

It's the little picture of Cody Choi aka Glow Up Guy on the bottom shelf for me.

[@NicMcWoody]

Trixie saying you can’t find Bin Laden anymore and Katya asking if he moved is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard all week

[@jennistone8740]

Katya‘s genuine distaste and dislike for Pink is so unexpected and funny to me 😂 she was NOT having it

[@theoriginal1971]

She and Thorgy should meet up for a disliking Pink convention

[@lizkuntze7538]

I think this is the Nymphowars influence and I love it.

[@MaxOakland]

@@lizkuntze7538what does that mean?

[@JHeart-mx5wg]

@@MaxOakland Nymphowars is another podcast that they love.

[@jacobsnow6726]

she isnt wrong

[@Wraiven22]

Tracie Martell being a socialist queen was not the hero arc I ever expected but I’m so glad we have it

[@bjorkapologist2834]

comrade trixie is the hero we need

[@elvenbugs]

capitalist barbie has converted 🙏

[@Name-uv6kz]

@@bjorkapologist2834 socialism is not communism lol

[@nelsonth]

I mean, she did grow up poor, so maybe she has some tiny inkling of the unfairness of the present economic circumstances

[@AwesomeChick1441]

That was seriously so great!!!!

[@Whoblewboobear]

As a tumblr vet, these women have never been more correct

[@MrDiva]

i miss the old tumblr

[@annapapadimitropoulos7495]

@@MrDivaugh me too

[@septsky98]

been on tumblr for more than 10 years now... the things ive seen... the things im STILL seeing... smh

[@UglyBabyFunny]

if i had a nickel for every time a drag queen has mentioned on youtube that they go/went on tumblr for porn, i'd have two nickels-which isn't a lot but you'd think it'd be enough for staff to notice and actually try to find a way to bring porn back while keeping Apple's catholic priests appeased since they'd make way more money than trying to get people to buy fucking digital crabs.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

I was deep into Tumblr from about 2011-2016. Sometimes I wanna venture back in but I'm so far removed now that idk how I would even go about it, or if its worth it.

[@janegundacker3826]

trixie on Netflix: i would never open my relationship up to the world trixie on the pod: we’re just inserting things until we’re done

[@AnneOnymaus]

They're also kissing: mustn't forget kissing.

[@donniedarkorequiem22]

It’s sad

[@void905]

@@donniedarkorequiem22 the correct word is funny

[@nerdaccount]

It was such a perfect way to describe sex!

[@walmartsucks1995]

never let the denise richards joke die, even if we do see her again

[@UnseenHawk778]

I don’t think we will see Denise Richards again 😂 /j

[@SS16000]

release richards

[@ilhaamfoster4617]

And Oh oh oh Orileyyyyyyy 😅

[@KittenKat1313]

Yes! My brain is so rotted that I said it at the same time Trixie did. It almost feels like an inside joke at this point.

[@btower10]

So far we've had Willam and Alaska, Monet and Trinity, and now Trixie and Katya all talk about the need for a drag union. Seems like there's some momentum building...

[@blinkfilms1]

Queens on strike 🙌🙌🙌

[@mellalune]

I hope each episode has more and more props and decor, until the girls are basically buried in a pile of stuff with only their faces peeking out.

[@thelittlebluefrog]

This.

[@Dream312Girl]

I love that it is a visual treasure hunt! The hideous Trixie pic hidden behind a fake plant and Katya’s chair is so funny! Lmao!

[@mimosameltdown3796]

Hahaha I they are like two E.T.s in wigs hidden in the stuffed animals

[@arareanddifferenttune3130]

Ohh this made me chuckle 😂 It made me think of Harry Potter being in the Lestrange’s vault at Gringott’s where the treasure kept multiplying. That is what I pictured 😂😊

[@emilyrich681]

yesss i came on here to talk about the decor 😂 please pop those fake plants in a planter or basket! k thanksss

[@morrisahj]

“Leon Musk, get your d**k outta my eyeballs” It’s really hard to think of someone I love as much as Katya 😂😂😂🤞🤞

[@michelangelow]

“We’re kissing and inserting things until we stop” Trixie needs to be a Sex-Ed teacher

[@locabala]

I read this comment in unison with Trixie saying it… incredible

[@foreverwander0320]

I have never felt more seen. I always think that whenever I’m having sex, “how bizarre is all 😊this really?”

[@makaylajensen4948]

Trixie is Jean Milburn confirmed

[@isobelf1837]

The commitment to ending the pod abruptly always gets me. Trixie could be performing CPR on Katya and if the prompt says time’s up then she’ll respect it 😭

[@Bmilam18]

What Trixie is describing is literally the tax brackets that we had post WWII, its so disappointing that 70 year old ideas are now considered radical

[@nelsonth]

When conservatism is the prevailing political ambience, even the bare minimum seems radical

[@katiem.1420]

It's "radical" because conservatives and the Reagan era convinced everyone that it is the right thing for a small group of people to amass all the wealth and the rest of us get to beg for the crumbs. The amount of poor people that still believe they can become millionaires if they defend them at all costs is insane.

[@Bmilam18]

@@katiem.1420 The "American Dream" is really an insidious tactic used to get the poor to align themselves with the rich.

[@nickc3657]

The highest tax bracket was over 90%, actually!

[@bgingerich]

YEP!! It’s literally what made America a global superpower but these boomers were too busy eating lead paint & getting brain damaged to understand that.

[@TheAzerath]

So. Couple things re: P!nk: -her stage name was what the door staff at a nightclub she performed at in Philadelphia as a teenager called her. She’s told the story a few different ways, but it always comes back to the predominantly Black staff at the club all started calling her “Pinky” and then eventually that became P!nk -She did not start out making christian music. Her first musical ventures were all R&B -The trapeze acts started out because she wanted the tour for her album Funhouse to be circus-themed. She fell in love with aerial training as a means to stay in shape, so she kept doing it & the act continued on in her repertoire. -Unrelated but Christina Aguilera once tried to punch her

[@uniquerebeljaney3639]

Sorry Katya, but I love P¡nk.

[@310BPM]

christian music????!!!!!🥲🥲🥲

[@rebeccalewers5060]

Katya saying jigga and Trixie immediately fearful 😂😂😂😂

[@helderinto]

The amount of jokes Katya tells and goes over Trixie's head... Katya is so funny!

[@toni_k.]

TIME CODES: 14:31end of adbreak #1 34:54 end of adbreak #2

[@moof4427]

ily queen 😘😍❤️🥰

[@AndiKellie]

Trixie's favorite song by Pink being Family Portrait SCREAMS childhood trauma. And I can relate lol

[@Kwillow666]

Yesssss. And Don’t Let Me Get Me!

[@itsr7studio]

I barely caught Katya mumble "soldiers of the underworld" when referring to the drag queens at the 4th of July pool party at Trixie Motel 😂

[@rebekah12reed]

Woah they said that at the exact moment I read your comment 🤯

[@nogedoge]

timestamp i beg of you

[@KittenKat1313]

@@nogedogeI don’t have exact time stamp, but Trixie starts talking about the hotel event around 42:00 , should be near there

[@Eyes_Unclouded]

43:12

[@zem1133]

As a person with a strong Amish bloodline who grew up and around one of the most densely populated Amish communities in America, I am begging you to just let me dial or write in so I can finally give y’all some clarity after broaching this topic year after year😩💀

[@margauxf4321]

Write it in the comments!!!

[@clartblart3266]

Yeah, write it in the comments!

[@JennCanada1991]

Give the people what they want!

[@zem1133]

LOL ok well, the entire MO of being Amish is essentially rejecting modernity and embracing tradition💀 as long as they are not the ones operating the modern function (I.e. electricity, etc) that’s their loophole. So if they go somewhere where they cannot take their horse + buggy to, they will take a van. They will hire a private driver to drive them wherever they want to go (the mall, in my experience) and load up the van. For air travel, it’s the same principle. They’re not the ones reliant on the electricity/technology required for air travel (TSA, pilots, flight attendants) so that’s the mental loophole. They’re just passengers and not operating the functions of the plane, so they see that as fine. This doesn’t mean that they’re not in their seat watching the RHONY, but that’s the mindset - that they’re not reliant on the tech and “modernity” so it’s fine. It’s also important to note that conservative Mennonites are often confused for the Amish because they dress similarly, but they do not abide by the same stringent no electricity/no tech/no modernity rules the Amish do. You can sometimes tell the difference between Amish and Mennonites by the dress. If a man in the group is wearing jeans, they’re likely Mennonite instead of Amish💀

[@karissaridge8145]

@@zem1133even if trixie or katya never see this that was so fascinating to read thank you for educating us!!!! /gen

[@alys.7491]

Honestly drag queens should be allowed into the American Guild of Musical Artists/ SAG AFTRA. They are performers. Some dance and lipsync, some do comedy, some write and perform their own music. They deserve to be protected the same way actors, dancers, and music artists are.

[@themaybeso6117]

I’m not sure that would happen but hopefully there can be stipulations/standards put in place. Not quite the same but I saw a prestigious dance company (though unionized) and learned that WWE performers are independent contractors recently and went down a rabbit hole of how legal things/workplace politics can really hurt or un-stabilize people in those careers

[@isabeldoubleu6468]

I know certain queens are SAG-AFTRA card holders, like Jinkx, but that is solely for movie/tv studio productions. So like Jinkx rn can do live theater performances and tour without getting her union card revoked (and not being a scab).

[@TiOnemorename]

THIS

[@therossboyd]

I love how they are like “THIS IS NOT A TOUR.” Two minutes later in the ad break it’s, “Trixie and Katya are going on tour! Get your tix now!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@mattyfromhell]

The image of Katya lowering from the ceiling, mouth open, ready for piss to So What is truly next level

[@dyoopiter]

😭😭😭😭

[@jtw-r]

that part had me ON THE FLOOOOOOR

[@k1773ns]

I just love when Katya does the EXTRA! EXTRA! And “oo there ain’t no other way” That never gets old lol 😂

[@alyssamoreno2760]

The glow up of this room just hit me

[@oscarross4337]

Same I was like cmon decor

[@SpidersFace]

Did David consent to trixie writing the bedroom diaries on this episode?! I'm fucking sobbing

[@ellellio]

When has Trixie ever not talked about whatever she wants when it comes to her sex life and hookups lol

[@jkleins2869]

all she said was they had sex last night? lol

[@raphaelabrum]

Start - 00:05 First Break - 12:38 Back from the first break - 14:30 Small Break - 34:28 Back from a small break 34:55

[@RussellKlischer]

People who are obsessed with guns and having guns in my experience often use the excuse that they want to be armed because the military is armed, as if their pitiful collection is somehow going to save them from a tyrannical military state. These people really think they’re Rambo or something. Delusion.

[@ermer]

EXACTLY. Our military gets 800 billion dollars a year. If the government felt like it, they could target you with a missile this very minute. But sure, Bubba, that AR-15 will save you.

[@clartblart3266]

Literally lol like Mary, do you really think you can take on the army? Be for real! Lmao

[@cherrybomb1386]

I can't explain how much i love whenever Katya says weenie

[@AnneOnymaus]

Or "dingaling" 😂

[@cherrybomb1386]

@@AnneOnymaus yes that too

[@andreah7284]

Katya: “a friend of mine wore a cock cage for a while-“ Trixie: [knowingly] “Tempest DuJour” ☠️💀☠️

[@motherchuckster7]

first 15 minutes went from sincere political discussion about the evils of capitalism - to porn. the perfect podcast

[@nanadollxo]

“i won’t be surprised if we never saw release richards again” IM SCREAMING

[@Olivia-tg1gb]

I’m a type one diabetic who was recently on ozempic to lower my A1C and I have been LOOOOVING y’all’s obsessed with ozempic 😭 it’s true I was throwing up and shitting myself every Wednesday like clockwork

[@eyesintheroad]

Hope you get that A1C under control, Mary!

[@Definatalie]

I'm a type 1 too and was on it for a few months and had zero side effects. I think my guts are made of steel.

[@sarasthoughts]

Wait they don't actually use it, right?

[@amcdoll]

Not to be that person but the other night I was having a panic attack and ugly crying and my bf told me to play something I enjoy listening to. I put on this podcast and I calmed down and fell asleep. Not all heros wear caps. I wholeheartedly am thankful for this friendship.

[@ISILDURDESTROYIT]

You aren't alone babe, do it all the time. ❤

[@zedelstein2826]

Trixie asking questions that rabbis still are debating- like Alexa on Shabbat, etc! I love how she approaches things like this with an open mind.

[@CosmicLighthouse]

“i do fap to tumblr” she’s just like me

[@jnknknk]

I love that no matter how into the conversation they are if they hit the length mark they will drop everything and never see each other until the next episode

[@peruru84]

Katya's Smalls story about her cat Terry is killing me 😂

[@Chickienugs]

The idea of Katya having a cat is so hilarious

[@chelseybc]

I worked at VICE during Trixie and Katya on VICELAND, and I just want to say you made working in that hell much better!

[@hv9460]

was it really a nightmare? I mean i knew the experience for trix & katya was bad cuz of all their personal issues, but i never knew what the rest of the experience was like

[@chelseybc]

@@hv9460 it was awful. so much sexism and problematic bros

[@hv9460]

@@chelseybc ugh im sorry to hear that :( i never knew the production as a whole was that bad

[@Prince_the_One]

​@@chelseybccan you give details please, I'm nosey rosey 👃 🌹

[@clartblart3266]

​@@chelseybcOof, that's terrible, do you know if it's still like that over there??

[@Tbhyeah]

Nothing could have prepared me for the way they ended this episode… I fucking love them so so much

[@Dream312Girl]

I was just about to post how this pod went all the way to the far left next to the dumpster! Lmao!!!!!!!!!!

[@hv9460]

one time an amish girl looked me up and down at a starbucks inside a target. forever shook me to my core. Like dont you have calfs to milk miss potato sack?

[@richcampbell6808]

Seek help

[@hv9460]

@@richcampbell6808 i watch these two lunatics, dont you think ive tried that

[@AnneOnymaus]

@hv9460 Hilarious, but you can't milk a calf, not even if you're Amish.

[@peps1943]

Tell us you're plus size without telling us you're plus size

[@AnneOnymaus]

@@peps1943 Not at all. OP could be super skinny, but if their outfit was colourful/revealing/tight, that would definitely get a once-over by an Amish.

[@TheRavenfish9]

Trixie and Katya starting out the top of the show proclaiming they are Socialists just made my whole life, cleared my skin, and gave me a good night's sleep. I am here for it. She's giving based queen.

[@MrClairemary]

It was the light I needed right now.

[@cbd4999]

The way Tricia simply knows nothing about nothing… gotta love it

[@squeemdweem]

I came as soon as i heard

[@tara2611]

as soon as they heard, they came.

[@ZacTurn34]

😭😂😂😂😂

[@jae613]

I just heard :(

[@Genderanarchy]

I came as soon as I wanted to

[@ayydubs987]

imagine if trixie and katya unionized the drag world, lmao. that would be genuinely iconic.

[@Talentedtadpole]

THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN!

[@NathaliRodCue]

Trixie’s interruptions are on a new level 😆 getting Katya’s fully fleshed takes was difficult this episode but I love when they’re so excited they can’t stop themselves this episode was especially enjoyable!

[@littlebear9486]

I grew up in PA where there are a lot of Amish and things like being allowed to fly is up to the bishop. For very certain reasons they'll give permission. One of my friends dad had a carpentry business, and he was so successful that "english" (non-Amish) customers where buying from him. He made a case to the Bishop about being allowed to have a company phone, and the bishop said yes BUT! it had to be in a shed separate for the workshop, and NO ONE other than him could use it, and obviously it was for work only.

[@kerinwills]

I never knew that, I was thinking they must be Mennonite. I live in upstate NY.

[@maybemablemaples2144]

No tea, maybe a bit of shade but being Amish just doesn't seem fun or enjoyable. Like just too many rules and no tomfoolery. More power to the people who are cause them fabrics look like they feel terrible.

[@kerinwills]

@@maybemablemaples2144 Yeah.... and then there's the whole subjugation of women thing, and the sex abuse thing.....

[@maybemablemaples2144]

@@kerinwills I was trying not to read them for filth but girlie pop it is not. Also they're all rude too. Like unless they live closer to us normies, they just are unfriendly af. Sometimes I just wanna get to like know my neighbors and different ways of life in a nonexploitative way but they thought I was casting aspersions. I am not gagging.

[@kerinwills]

@@maybemablemaples2144 Woah.... I'm going to explain this with the assumption that you're just really young: They absolutely are not all rude and unfriendly. There are problems in closed religious communities, and I have issues with religion in general for many reasons including the ones I mentioned, but that doesn't mean they're all bad people. Wary of English people, yes (that's what they call us). And calling us 'normies' is implying they're somehow abnormal because they aren't like you, which is discriminatory. Just like saying they're all rude and unfriendly. They keep to themselves because they're taught to. Try not to take it personal.

[@JarrodF7405]

Bring back the sound board, was relistening to some older episodes and the sound board was great addition to the episodes 😂

[@absolutetwaddle]

The full house theme! The haunted mansion vibes!

[@ajpoopfucker]

I didn't like it it felt like a nymphowars rip off

[@alexbird9262]

Katya has replaced the soundboard “OOH THERE AINT NO OTHER WAY”

[@Turkeysonmywindow]

... which they also cribbed from nymphowars 😂

[@seevanhawkins4591]

@@alexbird9262and Extra Extra!

[@alixeverson]

these biological young girls are the only thing holding my mental health together 🤠

[@hornedgoatweed]

mine's fully broken, but they add a ✨ sparkle ✨ to the breakdown

[@Prince_the_One]

​@@hornedgoatweedNicole? Kidman? In my kitchen???

[@davidvento5481]

@@Prince_the_One *Whoa!*

[@amysergenson482]

Yes

[@stevendevaney8001]

Katya, I doubt that you guys read these but I also suffer with hyperhidrosis. I take propantheline bromide and couldn't sweat if I wanted to. It's a revelation! Honestly, it's the best thing that ever happened to me in terms of social comfort. I hope this reaches you somehow, someway! xx

[@bluekinopio9390]

I have HH on my pits hands and feet and I use an iontophoresis machine to help. Can you tell me more about propantheline??

[@falconzone1]

Me (mistakenly) trying to fall asleep to this pod: 😌 Me at 10:35 : 👁️👄👁️ Fully awake, fully traumatized but also cackling and receiving the most serotonin I have in months

[@helderinto]

That was exactly me last night watching unhhh 😂

[@RicardodaSilvaRdS]

(Opens mouth) *_AHHA_*

[@peggyliu8381]

Katya is the voice of the people 🙌

[@lizkuntze7538]

Please welcome to the stage....Vox Populi.

[@485OCEAN]

oooo there ain’t no other way!

[@davidvento5481]

True . However Katya endorsing cat food is about as disingenuous as Trixie selling hair gel. He has voiced his intense dislike of felines several times both on this podcast and on “Unhhhh.” I don’t know who thought it was a good idea, Katya does not suffer cats! 😂

[@peps1943]

Always

[@getgaymin]

​@@davidvento5481that's why it's funny lol

[@carolinazozaya1422]

Every episode they add more decorations it’s starting to look like my grandmas living room

[@RioRav]

You italian?

[@theletterm8865]

doing a cat food ad when you've openly said you hate and do not understand cats or their owners is truly iconic lmao, love this pod so much

[@bustedkeaton]

They know aint nobody listening to those

[@RF-ye7wu]

I can't wait to see their faces the day they realise they've become Rupaul and Michelle

[@Genderanarchy]

Who would play her?

[@a_m_m444]

No but they make such a good point on porn literacy. So many people decry it saying "it's unrealistic" but so are stunt scenes in action movies, it's for entertainment! It's up to you to be an adult and know that the angles and exaggeration are for the camera lmao

[@katemarvin9957]

Now that Trixie has brought me to realize the crispy R, I cannot unhear it. I really thought “no one really does that naturally right.” No bitch. My best friend does it and I just noticed.

[@arareanddifferenttune3130]

Oh god I feel so bad for you✋💀I hope your relationship can weather the crispy R 😂😂

[@Jean-gz9qg]

I always giggle at them talking about some popstars because they are always like "oh my god i hate her she is not for me" and then go on to give a literal lecture on that popstar's life and career because they just know so much about them lol they always do it with madonna and now with p!nk

[@crimebrulee]

this might sound dumb but I have some hangups around bad porn experiences and these two explained it and sex in a way that made me feel weirdly better lol

[@Airahar]

Same! If you think of porm as theater, a performance, it becomes significantly, at least for me, more palatable

[@dappiedocious]

"Don't say the T word. This is not a tour, just a weekend thing." 5 minutes later ad goes on: "Extra! Extra! We are going on tour! That's right, we're taking The Bald and the Beautiful on the road!" 😂😂😂 I love them.

[@FPwLola]

About half of why I love this format is Katya performing the ads like she's proofreading the script aloud for errors, whilst on the toilet. 😂 Thanks for another one! 💗✨🔥

[@adamdavis4492]

I love these 2 so much but thanks to Katya I can't stop singing "ooh there aint no other way" 😂

[@jykeiras.5217]

I love this podcast bc it always quite literally feels like just being on a FaceTime with these two lol

[@meganledford9709]

One of the first commercials I got after the tour rant was “Extra! Extra! We’re going on tour!” These managers are in for a rude awakening 😂

[@TPark-rf3lt]

having a Drag Union actually makes sense? no? protect the Queens!

[@dyoopiter]

🤍🤍🤍🤍

[@dyoopiter]

real

[@chillin_like_bob_dillan6499]

Listening to Katya reading these ads make me thing she would be perfect for reading audiobooks

[@pandastrix4082]

As someone who grew up orthodox Jewish trixie, we can’t say Alexa or use those kinds of things, there are some loopholes but there’s mainly a list of 39 “malachot” which means working or like jobs. So we can’t use lights or cars or tv or anything like that and there’s mini subsections of stuff you can’t do because it’s not appropriate for sabbath regardless of if it’s one of the 39 malachot

[@SloppyMo3]

Trixie is going through her rebellious teen phase arguing with the teacher

[@Aiba271]

As a Laotion raised by Buddhist parents, I had to be a monk for 3 days around 5th grade. It was both enjoyable and a bit difficult. A lot of Laotion-american parents like to have their son(s) "buat" which the best I can describe it would be like a right of passage and ensure the parents will pass away peacefully.

[@eyesintheroad]

why three days?

[@Aiba271]

@@eyesintheroad that I don't know. It varies from temple to temple some have told me they've done for one week long.

[@eyesintheroad]

@@Aiba271 Thank you!

[@RioRav]

I did a week of silent vipassana when I was 22 or so, very good experience. Planning to do it again soon.

[@RioRav]

In my experience the third day is the hardest then it gets easier so maybe thats why; it's probably enough to give you the experience and challenge of sitting in silence but short enough for anyone to both endure and reap some benefits from.

[@Imberis]

I love that every single time Katya asks to sing something, Trixie says yes but is totally horrified. You know what's coming!

[@oliviajofficial]

“I’m not Ulysses S Grant” senttttttt me 😭😂😂

[@nataliecolbert1610]

when katya laughs so hard that no sound comes out is my favorite😂

[@485OCEAN]

sometimes, after a podcast i sit & recap all the literal gay sex that was discussed and smile. then i think omg mostly women listen to this podcast 😂

[@privodevat]

yup. never had heard about cock cages up until this moment 😅

[@RioRav]

Oh honey, oh honey, hoooo-neey let me tell you

[@davidvento5481]

@@RioRav Right? Hard to un-see some CBT and BDSM once it’s burned into your brain at the tender age of... whatever! 😂

[@AnneOnymaus]

@485OCEAN You aren't wrong: I'm a chick who now knows FAR more about gay sex than I need to know, just from being a fan of these two (UNHhhh is pretty graphic too 😂).

[@isabeldoubleu6468]

I have learned so much about sex and porn and kinks/fetish from this fucking podcast

[@FuriousDinosaur123]

"You can't find Bin Laden anymore" "Why? Did he move?" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bustedkeaton]

21:58 "is there a doritos meditation? Where i have a party bag and just goon?" Not me eating doritos from a party bag while relistening to this

[@normaoraliaortiz]

LMAO 🤣 Trixie: talking about the Amish Katya: They're flying the plane?

[@RLelling]

Trixie's class consciousness awakening is the journey I'm here for

[@eastonunderdahl]

The jump scare every time the camera cuts to close ups with Grannie Katya and creeping Trix

[@futuredeadcamper1736]

Thanks to Tracy the voices in my head now have super crisp R’s

[@elegitopia6124]

This one is such a good episode I'm actually kinda overwhelmed 💀💀💀💀💀

[@laurendahlstedt2723]

“You can’t find Bin Laden anymore” “why, did he move?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mezzy..]

since I'm a loyal fan to the h3 podcast, hearing trixie katya- who are usually my escape into a whole different world of gay culture and references, talk about straight politics I'm used to hearing is surreal but SO funny

[@MegJuniper]

Family

[@Mezzy..]

@@MegJuniperFamily

[@kayelanipalacios]

Just a normal conversation between a couple of bros

[@alexmanigat]

My obsession has reached all time high. My very first thought this morning was I could watch Trixie and Katya on a endless loop in various levels of drag or completely out of drag until the four horsemen of the apocalypse come and tell me to wrap it it; it’s end of days.

[@taylifts]

Dr. K actually just did a really good video about why the silent meditation works so well. It's his most recent video called "Brain Rot is Holding You Back" it's fierce

[@lynessapatterson7114]

love that we got an "oooh there ain't no other way" right off the bat

[@bunnyfingerpuppet6810]

Every time she does it, an angel gets a BBL 🙌

[@septsky98]

trixie being bald shocked me for some reason? like she just seems extra bald this episode 😆

[@WinarveMC]

This episode may just be the most hilarious yet informative one they have done yet

[@chloefreeman3140]

“leon musk” i lived

[@juangarcia6473]

I really hope this P!nk - So What bit becomes a running gag because it got me each time they did it

[@LP-xw7ix]

Trix looking genuinely concerned at Katya siinging whatever she was singing had me hollering and hooting

[@EA-ed6gz]

They're not even wrong. My father does fantasize about GETTING to LEGALLY SHOOT SOMEONE for coming onto HIS PROPERTY. I HATE IT!!!!!

[@mattyfromhell]

And serve hunty, all the tea that the diva wants to do with her boots

[@ssjvegito2661]

Also, Katya betta WERK knowing P!nk's background like that 🙌😆🤣 Idk what was with that rebrand, but I was there for it in real time too and it was STRANGE 😂 But yes P!nk used to be HARD core Hip-Hop/R&B! Look her early 2000s shit up. She was right there with early days JLo!

[@stefan1713]

I have to say, "I Have Seen the Rain" written by Pink's dad and sung by him and Pink is one of the best songs I've heard.

[@CT-rn2xd]

Yesss it's so good ! I cry every time I hear it & I'm not a big music Cryer but it gets me. Plus the story behind it.

[@fjr4205]

I'm trying to cut back on weed and get back into a regular meditation practice so I REALLY needed to hear all this, tysm ladies for the spiritual guidance. ❤

[@patticake5367]

Let me TELL YOU about silent retreats. If you're a service worker during these things, is it IMMENSELY difficult to get people what they need because they don't TALK. They're coming up to you and vaguely gesturing at something near you and it takes 4 tries to communicate that she wanted salt. K!ll me

[@ThatDayDreamer_]

I'm so glad I was eating when Trixie mentions the loogie thing at 10:37 😢

[@WelshBathBoy]

"Kissing and inserting things", miss tracey martel is such a poet!